User: cyborg_monkey

Re:I don't think hydrogen makes sense

On: Multiple Manufacturers Push Hydrogen Fuel Cell Cars, But Can They Catch Tesla?

who gives a fuck what you think?

Re:A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon

On: Does Being First Still Matter In America?

Spoken like a true fuckwit.

Mommy didn't give you enough hugs?

On: Ask Slashdot: Professionally Packaged Tools For Teaching Kids To Program?

"I've been doing IT consulting for years, but I'm not a programmer beyond bash scripting, perl scripts to make administration easier, and batch files to make Windows easier."

How is any of that relevant, other than trying not to look impotent.

Re:Op-ed

On: Big Talk About Small Samples

And your dad is not a man, but you mom is.

Re:Li-Ion batteries aren't good for this role

On: Facebook Testing Lithium-Ion Batteries For Backup Power

"Keeping a Li-Ion battery fully charged all the time is bad for its longevity..."

And that is completely wrong. Try again.

Re:nVidia sucks

On: Nvidia Shield Tablet Gets Android Lollipop Update, Half Life 2 EP1 and GRID

just like your mom.

Re:Well, well we want to get some work done now...

On: Senate May Vote On NSA Reform As Soon As Next Week

Oooh Howard Dean! Now that holds water.

thanks for sharing that tripe, you fuckwit.

Re:800k weren't delivering the mail?

On: US Postal Service Suspends Telecommuting Following Massive Breach

spoken like a true twat-waffle.

Re:I donated

On: Groupon Backs Down On Gnome

oh shut the fuck up already.

Re:Ob. spaceballs ref.

On: Worldwide Aaron Swartz Day Memorial Hackathons This Weekend

Freak.

Re:Gawd.

On: Life Insurance Restrictions For Space Tourists

you really do like to hear yourself talk.

Re:Could have been worse

On: CNN Anchors Caught On Camera Using Microsoft Surface As an iPad Stand

You're a complete moron.

Re:Too little too late

On: Android 5.0 Makes SD Cards Great Again

holy crap are you a fuckwit.

Re:America is a RINO

On: Marijuana Legalized In Oregon, Alaska, and Washington DC

All, except you of course.

Re:Demo Scene

On: YouTube Opens Up 60fps To Everyone

I'm hoping that was sarcasm.

Re:Courage

On: Tim Cook: "I'm Proud To Be Gay"

No, it did not. 5 years ago, that would have been brave.

Re:My guesses

On: CERN Looking For Help Filling In the Gaps In Photo Archive

Absolutely amazing that you scored a funny mod on that tripe.

Re:Congratulations and fuck you

On: BitHammer, the BitTorrent Banhammer

Oh shut the fuck up you pretentious twat.

Re:Really?

On: Ask Slashdot: An Accurate Broadband Speed Test?

You're an idiot. Complete and total.

Re:The Nobel Prize Committee blew it

On: No Nobel For Nick Holonyak Jr, Father of the LED

Don't be such a dumbass.

Re:Are we sure it is blood/meat contact?

On: AIDS Origin Traced To 1920s Kinshasa

They believe it because it's true, and a fact proven by the scientific method. Now shut your fucking hole and grow a sack.

Re:Rose Glasses

On: The Era of Saturday Morning Cartoons Is Dead

Oh shut the fuck up.

Re:This Story Really Stinks

On: Lost Sense of Smell Is a Strong Predictor of Death Within 5 Years

You're a complete fuckwit.

Re:Boost mobile

On: Ask Slashdot: Is It Worth Being Grandfathered On Verizon's Unlimited Data Plan?

You're an idiot.

Re:Really?

On: Will Windows 10 Finally Address OS Decay?

Bullshit. Plain and simple.