Soon pulp & paper mills will shut down due to the lack of printed material. Then we'll have an over abundance of trees and the human race will die of Oxygen Toxicity Syndrome. Way to go Amazon!
I remember acquiring pirated, erm...liberated, music back in 1897. The download speeds were excruciatingly slow on my 0.1 baud abacus. The old tin cans tied to string trick sped things up a bit until ADSL came onto the scene.
Putting 'Amtrak' & 'High-speed' together kinda makes me nervous. I guess when the fatal rail accidents start to happen one can say "it happened so fast they never saw it coming".
I hope once the Queen realizes how quickly her new iPod will become outdated and unsupported she'll take measures to shut down Apple. Consumers need to be rescued from Apple's throwaway-your-expensive-iPod-to-get-the-new-features modus operandi.
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Soon pulp & paper mills will shut down due to the lack of printed material. Then we'll have an over abundance of trees and the human race will die of Oxygen Toxicity Syndrome. Way to go Amazon!
I remember acquiring pirated, erm...liberated, music back in 1897. The download speeds were excruciatingly slow on my 0.1 baud abacus. The old tin cans tied to string trick sped things up a bit until ADSL came onto the scene.
Since the new Fallout setting will be Las Vegas, "bugs" should now be referred to as 'cooties'.
Bring back the crotch shot, plz.
Putting 'Amtrak' & 'High-speed' together kinda makes me nervous. I guess when the fatal rail accidents start to happen one can say "it happened so fast they never saw it coming".
I trust there are chapters dedicated to Sony & EMI, purveyors of fine stealthy rootkits.
One step closer to the Holodeck!
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO NOUS"
Remember when Conan took his late night show to Canada?
'You must be a Quebec video game player. I can smell your crotch from here.'- (Triumph the Insult Dog)
So the robots can play foosball in the pub while we mortals can sit back and continue to consume alcohol. Next up: darts-playing robots. Win-win.
If the chickens can count to 11 then that's good enough for the Colonel.
...had Warp Drives, yes even Micro-Warp Drives, for years in EVE Online. So there.
...Jupiter can no longer be declared a planet.
That's what happens when kids are allowed to work in the VFX houses.
I hope once the Queen realizes how quickly her new iPod will become outdated and unsupported she'll take measures to shut down Apple. Consumers need to be rescued from Apple's throwaway-your-expensive-iPod-to-get-the-new-features modus operandi.
Yes, and getting drunk and blowing up mailboxes isn't.
Isn't the hub parked at Bill Gates' house?
Cannibas in Zero G = The New High.
But without the computer labs how can the jocks round up all the nerds to beat the **** out of them?
So do crabs get itchy when they contract herpes then?
Aha! I always knew IT people were the scourge of society.
Since when did Canada get the internets?
But...is a 14 billion 3DMark06 (2638 in Vantage) score still enough?