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  1. Re:No Coffee = No Code on IT Workers To Get Fewer Perks, No Free Coffee · · Score: 1

    No, a drummer.

  2. Re:Ginko has a different effect on me on Ginkgo Doesn't Improve Memory Or Cognitive Skills · · Score: 1

    And Blackjack. And hookers.

  3. Re:Undress for success? on FTC, Google Go After Scammers · · Score: 1

    I'd become a webcam stripper in a heart beat if anyone wanted to see my bloated saggy body.

  4. Re:Oops on SETI@Home Install Leads To School Tech Supervisor's Resignation · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this guy works at one of my client locations. He didn't understand why things were so slow, and reinstalled it after we removed it. After a sit down he reinstalled it yet again. I had to take it to the board of directors.

  5. Re:don't think it's mechanical v. digital on Typewriters, Computers, and Creating? · · Score: 1

    But no one wants my TI-99/4a

  6. Re:Who needs a back door? on Microsoft Denies It Built Backdoor Into Windows 7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about all three of the BSD users?

  7. Re:Standard Calculus on Radar Beats GPS In Court — Or Does It? · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Great on Fear Detector To Sniff Out Terrorists · · Score: 1

    Hide something fun up in there so they have a nice surprise every time they search you. Maybe a $10 or a Snickers bar.

  9. Re:Two to Ten Years and Up To Ten Grand on Texas Teen Arrested Under New Online Harassment Law · · Score: 1

    Screw you, goat fucker. And I'm from Texas!
     
      Now where's my sarcasm tag.....

  10. Re:Wow really? on Acer Launching Dual Android/Windows 7 Netbook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IE=ActiveX. People still write those stupid IE only controls.

  11. Re:Easy! on How To Make Science Popular Again? · · Score: 1

    No, no, you have it all wrong. Teach towards standardized tests. Nothing gets people excited like using a #2 pencil.

  12. Re:Evolutionary origins of gender stereotypes on Girls Wired To Fear Dangerous Animals · · Score: 1

    Now this is science I can stand behind.

  13. Re:This is not an issue on $18M Contract For Transparency Website Released — But Blacked Out · · Score: 1, Insightful

    WOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHH!!!

  14. Re:Chet Atkins and now Les Paul on Guitar, Studio Wizard Les Paul Dies At 94 · · Score: 1

    There are very few people who you can look at and say their life's work is truly complete but I agree with you entirely. May he rest in peace.

  15. Re:Repeal the DMCA! on Judge Rules Against RealDVD · · Score: 1

    I think you're thinking of the Communications Decency Act of 1996, not the DMCA

  16. Junk DNA? on Prehistoric Gene Reawakened To Battle HIV · · Score: -1

    Is that like junk in the trunk? Does this mean I should only have sex with women who are endowed with large posteriors?

  17. Re:Why? on Healing Wounds With Diamonds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Magic. If it were anything else they would have stated it in the article.

  18. Oh Really? on Applying a Music Business Model To a Blog · · Score: 1

    1. Connect with fans
    2. Reason to buy
    3. Profit!!

    Crap, he figured out number 2!

  19. Re:Finally on First New Nuclear Reactor In a Decade On Track · · Score: 4, Informative

    Breeder reactors would be able to use most of that waste as fuel, allowing the fuel to last hundreds of years with a fraction of the waste generated.

    And at a lesser cost in the end, partially because they wouldn't have to mine as much new fuel and partially because they wouldn't have to find places to bury the spent fuel.

  20. Re:Epilepsy on Using Sound Waves For Outpatient Neurosurgery · · Score: 1

    That is one of the best ways I've ever heard it explained. I wish I had mod points.

  21. Re:Very cool, but... on Using Sound Waves For Outpatient Neurosurgery · · Score: 1

    if a kid isn't learning and behaving by second grade should society perform a retroactive abortion?

    I would have been dead long before second grade were that the case.

  22. Epilepsy on Using Sound Waves For Outpatient Neurosurgery · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Would be nice if they could use this to destroy the two pinpoint spots of brain damage my girlfriend has that cause her epilepsy. She's afraid of surgery (doesn't want her skull opened up, and who can really blame her?) but she would be one to try something like this in a heartbeat.

  23. Re:and what makes a female rat attractive? on Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females · · Score: 3, Funny

    Helens? the amount of beauty required to launch 1000 ships

    And burn the topless towers of Ilium. Therefore 1 picoHelen is equivalent of enough beauty to put a rubber duck in the bathtub and light a scented candle.

  24. Re:The Definition of "Design" on Recovery.gov To Get $18 Million Redesign · · Score: 1

    I don't think that was the point. I think the point is that everything the government touches becomes this bloated waste of taxpayer money rather than whatever the original intent of the project was.

  25. Re:Too much detail on Prof. Nesson Ordered To Show Cause · · Score: 1

    Can you put that in the form of a car analogy?