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  1. Re: MATE RULES! on GNOME 3.10 Released · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they are doing everything they can to emulate Microsoft.

  2. Re: buy buy sell buy buy sell sell jump. on Undiscovered Country of HFT: FPGA JIT Ethernet Packet Assembly · · Score: 3, Funny

    if (likelihood-of-getting-caught == high)
    {throw (EXCEPTION_POSSIBLE_ILLEGAL_TRADE)}
    else {SetCompliance (IGNORE_ILLEGAL_TRADES)}

  3. Re: Wow, on Undiscovered Country of HFT: FPGA JIT Ethernet Packet Assembly · · Score: 1

    Even inserting a delay of 15ms across the board at the end points might be enough to limit the effectiveness of HFT.

  4. Re: No a real Amazon item on Big Box? Nissan Note the First-Ever Car You Can 'Buy' On Amazon · · Score: 1

    Damn. That means it isn't eligible for free 2 day shipping.

  5. Re: One for one on The Most WTF-y Programming Languages · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everything written in PHP looks like it was written on PCP.

  6. Re:Priorities on Former FBI Agent Pleads Guilty To Leaking Secrets to the Associated Press · · Score: 1

    They're pissed about the press leaks and out for blood, so he gets the longest ever sentence for leaking classified information.

    But the kiddie porn charges? Nah, just pay a fine.

    Wow.

    Please. The kiddie porn charges were to merely get him to enter a plea and move this along.

    Doesn't take a card-carrying FBI agent to Scooby Doo that bullshit. It's called a pressure point, and a rather effective one too, as you can see.

    And he would have got away with it to if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!

  7. Re: Yes, But... on "Ballooning" Spiders Use Electrostatic Forces To Generate Lift · · Score: 2

    I get my anvils from ACME Corp. When dropped on someones head it does result in a large bump but does not fracture skulls or cause death.

  8. Re: Ok, so they know when you want another drink.. on Robotic Bartender Programmed To Recognize When You Are Ready For a Drink · · Score: 1

    If they were robots they would be more likely to get my order right.

  9. Angry Birds Star Wars II was released yesterday on LucasFilm Combines Video Games and Movies To Eliminate Post-Production · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the next Star Wars movie the rebels will fling themselves at the stormtrooper pigs with a giant slingshot.

  10. Re: Ahhh ... on Nokia's Elop Set To Receive $25 Million Bonus After Acquisition · · Score: 1

    According to Forbes 2.2B of the sale price was for the patents. So it looks like MS can keep making money off the Android licensing business they have going. http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2013/09/03/microsoft-to-buy-nokias-mobile-business-for-5b-license-patents-for-2-2b/

    The headline of the article you linked to is "Microsoft To Buy Nokia's Mobile Business For $5B, License Patents For $2.2B" (emphases mine)

  11. Re: Ahhh ... on Nokia's Elop Set To Receive $25 Million Bonus After Acquisition · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And don't forget that the remains of Nokia still hold all of their patents. Since they won't be manufacturing phones anymore the only reason I can think od for them to NOT have sold them to Microsoft is so they can sue Apple and all the Android manufacturers and Microsoft can pretend that they have nothing to do with it.

  12. Re:Dear Elon on Tesla Working On Autonomous Cars: Musk Wants Teslas With Auto-Pilot · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdot: the only news website where you have reruns!

    Not so, Other news sites have had multiple articles about Blackberry cutting their staff as well.

  13. Re:Making shit up on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 2

    The under-the-table business-to-employee market is nothing compared to the $8.3 Quadrillion in unfunded pension liabilities. We'll need 221 Earths to pay that off.

    Once some alien civilization discovers the disk on the Voyager probe the RIAA will be able to sue the entire Galactic Federation for copyright infringement, so that should be covered.

  14. Re: Plasmonic nanostructures on Plasmonic Nanostructures Could Prove a Boon To Solar Cell Technology · · Score: 1

    I'm for anything that will help repell Kardashians. er, Cardassians.

  15. Re:7.2 bil...That's $7.20 in poor peoples' money on Nokia Had an Android Phone In Development · · Score: 1

    people get tablets that are like their smartphone and work well with it, not one that works well with and like their PC.

    And that is the brilliant idea that brought us Win8, because MS thought they could unite this ecosystem and offer interoperability for... profit?

    Exactly, Microsoft is at the '???' stage of their plan, the next being 'Profit!!!'

  16. Re:Like a Nokia Android wouldn't have bombed? on Nokia Had an Android Phone In Development · · Score: 1

    I find it very strange that you argue that Nokia couldn't sell cheap phones when that was what they're best at. Nokia wasn't exactly the Ferrari of the cell phone world, they built boring solid cheap phones that the first world found dull

    So, the were the Toyota of the cell phone world?

  17. Re:Like a Nokia Android wouldn't have bombed? on Nokia Had an Android Phone In Development · · Score: 1

    and selling Lumia's at a loss was not a race to the bottom? you got to be kidding.

    With Windows OS installed you aren't in a race to the bottom, you are already in a deep dark hole never to see the light of day.

  18. Re: How close to 100% is the Windows 7 percentage on Majority of Enterprise Customers Finally 'Migrating Away From Windows XP' · · Score: 3, Funny

    you must really hate him.

  19. Re:Relative on Ask Slashdot: Are 'Rock Star' Developers a Necessity? · · Score: 1

    Now if only he could learn how to sing ... /me ducks :-)

    Actually I agree, he isn't that great of a singer. On the other hand he is one of the greatest lyricists of the mid-late 20th century so he deserves a little slack for his singing.

  20. And the bully said... on Former DHS Official Blames Privacy Advocates For TSA's Aggressive Procedures · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not my fault I beat you up. If you had just given me your lunch money you wouldn't have a black eye.

  21. Re:Relative on Ask Slashdot: Are 'Rock Star' Developers a Necessity? · · Score: 1

    I can't be a rock star because I like folk music.

    Bob Dylan performs folk music and IS a Rock Star.

  22. Re: Betteridge's law on Is It Time to Replace Your First HDTV? (Video) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just checked your TV. Seriously, you need to stop watching Honey Boo Boo. You have 184 channels and you watch that crap?

  23. They should work on a sea based launch platform on SpaceShipTwo Goes Supersonic Over the Mojave In 2nd Test Flight · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's only fitting that a carrier aircraft be launched from an aircraft carrier.

  24. Re: Let us endeavour to create better encription on NSA Foils Much Internet Encryption · · Score: 1

    I just pipe in to /dev/null snd pipe out from /dev/random.

  25. Re: Not good idea to use passwords a monkey can en on Windows 8's Picture Passwords Weaker Than Users Might Hope · · Score: 2

    You misunderstand. Ballmer is the monkey.