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  1. Re:This experiment was already done years ago on No, Oreos Aren't As Addictive As Cocaine · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_You_Give_a_Mouse_a_Cookie

    But if you teach a mouse to make cookies...

    I don't know about mice, but rats are apparently capable of cooking gourmet French food.

  2. I bet... on ESA 'Amaze' Project Aims To Take 3D Printing 'Into the Metal Age' · · Score: 1

    Most readers looked at the headline and thought "Cool, 3D printed Metallica logos!"

  3. Re: Wouldn't Java be a counterexample? on Oracle Attacks Open Source; Says Community-Developed Code Is Inferior · · Score: 1

    Old news. SQL Slammer and its kin actually prompted Microsoft to start taking security more seriously. There have been very few major vulnerabilities in SQL Server since 2005. Not that a poorly secured server isn't still vulnerable. But that goes for Oracle, MySQL, or anything else as well.

  4. Re: Given Oracle DB's Track Record of Bugfixes on Oracle Attacks Open Source; Says Community-Developed Code Is Inferior · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And their "Unbreakable" OS. What is it based on again?
    Oracle, put your money where your mouth is and write your own damn OS.

  5. Re:Good. on UK Court Orders Two Sisters Must Receive MMR Vaccine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you get a refund on you fir insurance is there is no fire?

    I personally have never insured my Christmas tree, I wasn't aware of such a policy.

  6. Re:How unusual... on Irony: iPhone 5S Users Reporting Blue Screen of Death · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of bugs in iOS, even for low-permission apps. I've been messing around with the mach parser, and I've found several ways to crash the device (other people have reported similar things). The interface between userland and kernel is just complicated, and sandboxing has never been and never will be a magic bullet.

    That said, your second point is a good one, why would it suddenly turn blue when ever other crash just causes it to turn black with a rotating circle? Doesn't really make sense.......

    Because iPhone fanboys are also hipsters, and the blue screen is old enough to now qualify as "Retro". You're just not cool unless your device dies with a warm, blue glow!

    Why can't they go even more retro and have a nice psychedelic fireworks display like my Commodore 64 did when it crashed? At least when it crashed you got some entertainment value out of it.

  7. Re: Shuttleworth works for the NSA on Shuttleworth: Apple Will Merge Mac and iPhone · · Score: 1

    Damn aluminum robots!!!

  8. Re: Haha fail on BlackBerry Founders May Try To Take Over the Company · · Score: 1

    It's worse than that. If they had copied the competition earlier they would probably be in a better position today.

  9. Re: Wake me up... on If Java Is Dying, It Sure Looks Awfully Healthy · · Score: 1

    Wrong. You aren't a real witch if you don't pass basic hex.

  10. Re: the oracle at... on South African Education Department Bans Free and Open Source Software · · Score: 1

    Delphi is basically object oriented pascal. Back in the early days of Windows it was as popular programming environment but its popularity began to wane as Visual Basic/C++ were much better suited for Windows 95 development.

    Visual Basic better suited ... you must be kidding ! Visual Basic is good for nothing, not even fast prototyping. On Error : resume next

    Thank you so much for bringing up bad memories of wrestling with the total lack of error handling in VBScript.
    I particularly loathed how some things (e.g. working with active directory) required that error handling be turned off (the dreaded 'on error resume next') sometimes making something as simple as a syntax error extremely difficult to debug.
    If there is one thing that I am thankful for it is the fact that despite all odds Powershell managed to break free of the part of Microsoft where great ideas go to die.

  11. Re: But this will make cars so much easier to hack on Auto Makers To Standardize On Open Source · · Score: 1

    set cylinders=12;
    set displacement-liters=7;
    set turbochargers=2;
    m ake world

    There, Now we have the world's fastest Geo Metro!

  12. Re: the oracle at... on South African Education Department Bans Free and Open Source Software · · Score: 1

    Delphi is basically object oriented pascal. Back in the early days of Windows it was as popular programming environment but its popularity began to wane as Visual Basic/C++ were much better suited for Windows 95 development.

  13. Re: (sniffs cautiously) on South African Education Department Bans Free and Open Source Software · · Score: 1

    1993 called and they want their software development platform back.

  14. Re: A FiOS on No FiOS In Boston? We'll Make an Ad Anyway · · Score: 1

    that's nothing. I have a single DSL provider available to me. The cable company won't connect the subdivision until it is fully developed. There are 3 lots that are vacant and have been since the builder went bankrupt in '09. They service the next subdivision which is less than 100' from my house.

  15. Re: The Boss on Fukushima Nuclear Worker Accidentally Toggles Off Cooling Pumps · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't he write The Iliad?

  16. Re: My company changed software too on Whirlpool Ditches IBM Collaboration Software, Moves To Google Apps · · Score: 3, Funny

    Notes and sanity are mutually exclusive.

  17. Re: Speaking of classic literature... on All Your Child's Data Are Belong To InBloom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
    This however is mostly forgotten I'm the corporate, and apparently academic world.

  18. Re: Hiring and admission decisions on Probe of Einstein's Brain Reveals Clues To His Genius · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just replace it with an electronic one. A simple one should suffice. it just needs to be progrsmmed to say "what?" and "where's the tea?"

  19. Re: Where's the Samsung fanboys now? on Apple and Nokia Outraged That Samsung Lawyers Leaked Patent License Terms · · Score: 1

    There are large evil corporations and there are small non-evil companies that are crushed and/or absorbed by large evil corporations.

  20. Re:ooook..?? on Monsanto Buys Climate Corp. Envisions Big Data Farming · · Score: 2

    And? Why do we have a routine business sales article instead of an article on hyper-local weather forecasting?

    and it's not prediction, it's forecasting.

    The accuracy of current weather forecasting technology is still technically considered to be in the "Wild-Assed Guess" category.

  21. Re:Newsworthy? on GTA Online Runs Into an Online Roadblock · · Score: 1

    Day one server issues for a AAA release??? STOP THE PRESSES!

    I'm sure that no matter how bad Rockstar messes this up it will be infinitely better than EA on a well-executed release.

  22. Re: Balloons on Congress Reaches Agreement ... On Helium · · Score: 1

    Please. If I have to sit through another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie I'll scream!

  23. Re:A third reason is they gave it to us free on Delta Replacing Flight Manuals with Surface Tablets · · Score: 0

    Buying 11,000 Microsoft Surface 2 tablets is not "gave it to us free".

    Surface 2 release date is set for October 22, not two years, and these don't have to be certified. Something that can show your flight maps and NOTAMS today will show the same in two years.

    I'm sure they got a good deal on them, since nobody else seems to be buying them.

  24. Re: Where to start with this one...? on Saudi Cleric Pummeled On Twitter For Claiming Driving Damages Women's Ovaries · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's a graduate of the Todd Akin school of making up shit to to support your idealogoly.

  25. Re: If Apple or Google came up with this... on Microsoft Shows Off Its Vision For Gesture-Controlled PCs · · Score: 1

    Didn't you get the memo? Apple and Google are hated on Slashdot almost as much as Microsoft now. But since its a bad idea its only a matter of time before Gnome adds this feature.