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Half-Life of DNA is 521 Years, Jurassic Park Impossible After All

another random user writes with this quote from Nature News: "Few researchers have given credence to claims that samples of dinosaur DNA have survived to the present day, but no one knew just how long it would take for genetic material to fall apart. Now, a study of fossils found in New Zealand is laying the matter to rest — and putting paid to hopes of cloning a Tyrannosaurus rex (abstract). After cell death, enzymes start to break down the bonds between the nucleotides that form the backbone of DNA, and micro-organisms speed the decay. In the long run, however, reactions with water are thought to be responsible for most bond degradation. Groundwater is almost ubiquitous, so DNA in buried bone samples should, in theory, degrade at a set rate. Determining that rate has been difficult because it is rare to find large sets of DNA-containing fossils with which to make meaningful comparisons. To make matters worse, variable environmental conditions such as temperature, degree of microbial attack and oxygenation alter the speed of the decay process. By comparing the specimens' ages and degrees of DNA degradation, the researchers calculated that DNA has a half-life of 521 years. That means that after 521 years, half of the bonds between nucleotides in the backbone of a sample would have broken; after another 521 years half of the remaining bonds would have gone; and so on."

315 comments

  1. Someone forgot to tell these guys by pkbarbiedoll · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That just says that they're going to inject the DNA - it doesn't say that they're going to get viable embryos out of it.

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    2. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why do they need to know? 10,000 years is roughly 20 half-life periods, so they should expect roughly 1-millionth of the DNA to remain.

    3. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wah Wah Wee Wah! Borat Sagdiyev will be there to cover the whole revolutionary processes!

    4. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by busyqth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do they need to know? 10,000 years is roughly 20 half-life periods, so they should expect roughly 1-millionth of the DNA to remain.

      Since the wooly mammoth genome is approximately 4.7 billion in 58 chromosomes, for an average of 81 million base pairs per chromosome, the DNA fragments would be, on average 81 base pairs long, which should be enough to figure out the original sequence after duplicating and matching. So a full reconstructed mammoth genome should be possible.

    5. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, temperature-adjust your half-life period for -20C.

    6. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by mdfst13 · · Score: 2

      There is a big difference between finding 10,000 year old mammoth DNA under near perfect conditions (the bodies froze quickly because it was already freezing and stayed frozen until they were found) and hoping to find 65 million year old Tyrannosaurus rex DNA under bad conditions (the processes that preserve fossilized bones are bad for DNA--too much heat and pressure). As cold weather animals, mammoths are ideal candidates for something like this. The dinosaurs required much warmer climates.

    7. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) freezing tissues is very different from leaving a bone at ordinary temperatures in groundwater
      2) there are *no* frozen dinosaur remains from the Mesozoic. The oldest frozen remains of any kind of creature are "only" a couple hundred thousand years old.

    8. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Heck, 81 base pairs would save you a lot of time chopping strands for PCR, you would already have the pieces. :)

      Seriously though, given those numbers are for a single cell, how many do you have with a mammoth carcass? More than 1, in fact more than 1 million. If you can find a lab blender big enough to stuff a mammoth carcass in to, the rest should be trivial. I would also venture that after a while, the fact that a dinosaur bone didn't degrade to dust means that it is better preserved than your average thing stuffed in to the ground so the half life would, after a point, extend.

      Given a few dinosaur samples, you could probably get enough to reassemble most of the genome. With some not all that complex math, you can compare it to a few key reptile sequences and likely get some strong hints or even direct sequences that are missing. Some things change a lot over time, others do not or can not.

      And yes, I did do this in college. No, not on dinosaurs though, that would have been a bit more fun to talk about at the bars.

                    -Charlie

    9. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Something must be wrong with the 521 years. 65 million years / 521 years = 124.760 half lifes.

      That means only 1 / (2^124.760) = 1 / (3,1787695069134767997232294562089e+37556) of the original DNA should be available for analysis today. Those guys would be lucky to find a single base pair that has not decayed. Hardly a sufficient basis to make a quantitative analysis ;-)

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    10. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      The abstract seems to suggest that even if a t-rex were found in "mammoth trapped in ice" conditions, which as far as we know is an absurd scenario, it'd still be unusable, right?

      The team predicts that even in a bone at an ideal preservation temperature of -5 C, effectively every bond would be destroyed after a maximum of 6.8 million years. The DNA would cease to be readable much earlier â" perhaps after roughly 1.5 million years, when the remaining strands would be too short to give meaningful information.

      Tyrannosaurus roamed the earth, what, 65-67 million years ago? That's 9x's older than the maximum listed here. But maybe I've misunderstood...?

    11. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by gewalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even more importantly, this ignores a previous published article on "DNA Sequence from Cretaceous Period Bone Fragments" -- Science 266 (5188) 1229-1232, here is a PDF of the article in Science. Either 80 mya (Cretaceous) is horribly wrong, the 521 year half-live of DNA is horribly wrong, Woodruff, et al were horrible deceived (or frauds) or some combination of these.

      You would hope evidence would be the deciding factor, but scientists are human too, and the interpretation of evidence is often more important than the actual evidence -- it is very hard to upset to prevailing opinion (as it should be when the opinion is well founded)

    12. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by funnyguy · · Score: 1

      Nothing about this decay was ever described as non-linear. By their measure, it would be gone in 1042 years, maybe less.
      If say there is a fixed number of enzymes and they can destroy a fixed number of bonds per year, it would be linear.

      "environmental conditions such as temperature, degree of microbial attack and oxygenation alter the speed of the decay process."
      They also are doing this in ground burial scenario, presumably unfrozen. Mammoth carcasses are still found as they sometimes exist in unfrozen earth for only a small portion of time per year.

    13. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by funnyguy · · Score: 1

      You're assuming exponential decay, something that radioactive elements do. This isn't said to be exponential decay. "half-life" doesn't require exponential decay.

    14. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by irtza · · Score: 2

      I think your way of looking at the decay is not the way I would expect decay to occur. At each half-life, there is a 50% chance that base pair bonds are broken, so at one half life, I would expect a poisson distribution of base pair lengths that remain rather than at one half life for the chromosome to be broken in two. This would imply that at one half life most sequences will be single digits in length and that at 20 half lifes, there will be very few sequences longer than 2.

      Also, they do show a relatively low correlation coefficient suggesting a good deal of variability in this decay rate. One pointed to factor looked at was temperature of ground soil, which for a mammoth preserved in frost may be a significantly longer period.

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    15. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Do you think that some sort of virtual reality interface would help?

    16. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Correction: there are no Frozen Dinosaur Remains from the Mesozoic that WE KNOW OF AT THIS POINT.

      The absence of a data point does not imply the absence of such a data point in the universe, just in the admittedly VERY SMALL SAMPLE we have looked at.

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    17. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Gninnaf · · Score: 2

      Also in Jurasic Park the DNA was sealed in amber. Wouldn't that extend the half life. Does this mean Walt Disney and Ted Williams only have 521 years to be revived :)

    18. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Why do they need to know? 10,000 years is roughly 20 half-life periods, so they should expect roughly 1-millionth of the DNA to remain.

      That would be a problem if you only had one chromosome to work with, yes, but if you've got a few million of them you can put it back together.

      It means you can't inject a mammoth nucleus into an elephant egg and expect something to happen but it doesn't mean it can't ever be reconstructed (sometime soon, at the rate we're going...)

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    19. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by funwithBSD · · Score: 2

      No problem, we will just swizzle the results until we hatch a qualitaitve T-Rex instead of a gecko.

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    20. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Oh please, the earth is only 6000 years old, that is only about 10 half -lifes. /sarcasm, for the humor detection impaired.

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    21. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but back then we called them 'Safety goggles'. They had a precursor to a holographic UI called 'scratches'. It worked much the same in practice.

                      -Charlie

    22. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying it would be a problem. I was refuting the poster who implied that the half-life article was somehow incompatible with the mammoth-cloning article.

    23. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 1

      Nothing about this decay was ever described as non-linear. By their measure, it would be gone in 1042 years, maybe less. If say there is a fixed number of enzymes and they can destroy a fixed number of bonds per year, it would be linear.

      The term "half-life" is inherently non-linear. It is a means of measuring exponential decay. And it seems it was used correctly (that is, to describe non-linear decay)in the article: "That means that after 521 years, half of the bonds between nucleotides in the backbone of a sample would have broken; after another 521 years half of the remaining bonds would have gone; and so on."

    24. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by mishu2065 · · Score: 5, Funny

      521 years should be enough for anybody.

    25. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      No, it was 6000 years old 2000 years ago.

      Which, using Jeebus math means 6000 plus 2000 equals 9000.

      Quod erratum Demons Stratum.

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    26. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by buchner.johannes · · Score: 3, Informative

      With the numbers of busyqth (mammoths died out 4500 years ago by the way):
      If you have 1 DNA in pieces of 1000 base pairs length from one mammoth, it must not be older than 8500 years.
      If you have 1 DNA in pieces of 81 base pairs length from one mammoth, it must not be older than 10000 years.
      If you have a million DNA pieces of 81 base pairs length from a million mammoths, they must not be older than 30000 years.
      The returns are diminishing quickly. 10000 years can not be exceeded significantly.

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    27. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Linear would be worse => literally zero left after 1042 years.
      Also, I'm not aware of any decay mechanisms that are slower than exponential in the long run.

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    28. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You mixed up the , and . there.
      Why do we even have a separator for every 3 digits.

    29. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      10,000 years is roughly 20 half-life periods

      Hey now there's no need to exaggerate, Gabe said HL3 will be done when it's done.

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    30. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    31. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by shaitand · · Score: 2

      The last thing Disney corp would want is walt disney revived.

    32. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      They're also using a DNA stitching technique which takes fragments from various samples and bringing them together to form a full strand.

    33. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by slick7 · · Score: 1
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    34. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That number 1 / (3,1787695069134767997232294562089e+37556) is wrong. It is actually 2^-124760, not 2^-124.760. You left off the decimal point.

    35. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3

      He's a creationist! BURN HIM!

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    36. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by fisted · · Score: 1

      Why is that? (i'm not at all into the whole disney thing)

    37. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by nagasrinivas · · Score: 1

      Which is sort of what they did in Jurassic Park with frog genes.

    38. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy... you just need a LOT of one species / individual's DNA... totally possible still. Many strands per square inch and all. Dry n cold geologic features...

    39. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Best comment in that thread: "03/14/12 at 2:36 pm How many times do they have to tell us they are going to do this?"

      They said they were going to clone the Thylacine a decade ago.

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    40. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 2

      True. I got the digit grouping symbol and the decimal separator mixed up. For a US discussion forum, in Germany it would have been correct. Oops, but with mitigating circumstances...

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    41. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by ancienthart · · Score: 2

      Can't give you links, but examples of his ass-ery were:
      - strongly supporting the Nazi Party prior to WWII
      - abused and severely underpaid his animators, and fired them if they tried to unionize.

    42. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - abused and severely underpaid his animators, and fired them if they tried to unionize.

      If I'm not mistaken that would practically make him a hero in this modern business climate.

    43. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by doccus · · Score: 1

      .... If you can find a lab blender big enough to stuff a mammoth carcass in to, the rest should be trivial...

      Ahh.. that old carcass being dug up again..but "Will it blend?" Sorry.. i couldn't pass this one up... ;-)

    44. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by shaitand · · Score: 1

      He might think he should be in charge. A lot of shareholders in Disney are disney fans and might be inclined to agree. See the "Save Disney" campaigns by his nephew http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_E._Disney for examples of Disney family members frustrating the board by rallying shareholders.

    45. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by doccus · · Score: 1

      I repaired an audio track that way.. we had several hundred sub masters where you only had 1 second snippets of audio.. the nasty part of the job was syncing 200 t all the tracks up.... all 290 or so!!!. way before DAW became prevalent.. in fact the only engineers I knew that used a computer in the studio what was left of the beach boys, and Mr Zappa ;-(.. Luckily all the pieces lined up.. but because all the reels had damage in different parts from the rest, we succeeded . So I wondered, would not the DNA in all these differentiated cells possibly have different stress points, so the areas where the damage occurred would depend on where the cells were taken from? Much the same as my "tape restore" situathion? I am not any kind of expert on genetics, so there could be an obvious reason why not that I am not aware of , but I am curious... Cheers frum Doc!

    46. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is easily solved, just find someone who does homeopathic cloning!

    47. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      As cold weather animals, mammoths are ideal candidates for something like this. The dinosaurs required much warmer climates.

      Mammoths certainly have lots of cold-weather adaptations. Having said that, a few years ago I was doing some work in Yamal-Nenetz oblast during the summer and it was sweltering ... on the permafrost. (And 8 months later when I went back, it got up to -30 during the daytime.)

      However, it's an observational fact that during the late Jurassic and Cretaceous, there were dinosaurs living (and getting fossilized) at local latitudes of more than 67degrees - i.e. in the "Arctic" and "Antarctic" regions of those day. Some certainly lived in burrows - they may have partially hibernated - but they weren't massive beasts, and would have not had a huge benefit from passive production of body warmth. There are valid uncertainties about climate modelling that far back, but it's safe that the polar regions of the day were pretty cool. Permafrost probably wasn't present anywhere on the planet (OK, maybe up in the mountains, but they rarely fossilize), but it would certainly be incorrect to describe the area as "tropical". Some dinosaurs probably required sub-tropical or higher temperatures, but by no means all of them.

      The question of dinosaurian physiology and poikilothermy (or endothermy) is not a simple one, and no-one really knows the answer (though plenty claim to know the answer) ; it is entirely possible that some branches of the dinosaurian radiation were poikilotherms and others were endotherms. Asserting that "dinosaurs" require "warm(-er) climates" is definitely wrong.

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    48. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Too quick.

      I've got my (blunt) dissecting knife here, some ropes, and I can mix up a bucket of (non-sterile) saline to slow down it's death from shock. Do you have a sturdy table and a video camera?

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    49. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The image of a resurrected velociraptor being fed on reconstituted mammoth sounds right on so many levels.

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    50. Re:Someone forgot to tell these guys by slick7 · · Score: 1

      The image of a resurrected velociraptor being fed on reconstituted mammoth sounds right on so many levels.

      Actually, I'm running out of state-wide animal rescue facilities.

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  2. But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A mosquito that bit a dinosaur encased in amber....

    1. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the parent modded 'Funny' - that is the story behind how the scientists in Jurassic Park found dinosaur DNA...

    2. Re:But what about... by MRe_nl · · Score: 2

      Well, that would be "One hell of a mosquito and an only slightly less impressive glob of amber", or "A very small dinosaur" obviously.

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    3. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a serious point. This summary mentions groundwater being ubiquitous, but groundwater doesn't penetrate amber. Neither do microorganisms.

    4. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If the dinosaur is encased in amber, why do we need to wait for a mosquito? Why would we want to wait for a mosquito that can bite through amber... drill the thing then get the hell out of there.

    5. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is, the specimen has to be completely void of water and other things within it in order for the amber to work as a shield from the environment. You might get a longer half-life, but nowhere near the tens of millions of years required for us to make a new dinosaur from the old DNA... even with frog's to fill in the blanks. :)

    6. Re:But what about... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      A mosquito that bit a dinosaur encased in amber....

      Forget that. I'd like to see the tree that generated the sap to encase a dinosaur in amber. :-)

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    7. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even with frog's to fill in the blanks

      Frog's what?

    8. Re:But what about... by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why is the parent modded 'Funny' - that is the story behind how the scientists in Jurassic Park found dinosaur DNA...

      You just explained why it's funny.

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    9. Re:But what about... by fragtag · · Score: 5, Funny

      He meant frogs not "frog's". Dino DNA is of course really large (Were talking a T-Rex afterall), so all they have to do is inject a whole frog directly in sequence. AAAATSAATTTTS(frog)AAA

    10. Re:But what about... by ilikenwf · · Score: 1

      You sure it's tens of millions of years? Carbon dating has been found to be possibly inaccurate recently.

      It could just be tens or hundreds of thousands...or depending on if you're a Creationist or not, it could be [ n] thousand years.

      http://www.nytimes.com/1990/05/31/us/errors-are-feared-in-carbon-dating.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm
      http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/2001/may/10/carbon-clock-could-show-the-wrong-time

    11. Re:But what about... by Lucky75 · · Score: 1

      But you don't need a half-life of tens of millions of years. That's half life, not the rate at which it fully decays.

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    12. Re:But what about... by EGSonikku · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, he's sure. No Jesus riding Velociraptors on Slashdot, please.

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    13. Re:But what about... by arekin · · Score: 1

      By recently you mean 22 and 11 years ago respectively? Recent compared to dinosaurs? Yes. Recent compared to any of us slashdot readers? Not so much.

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    14. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you ever learn proper grammar in school? You should know that an apostrophe indicate's a word ending in the letter 's'!

    15. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love this short hand! I'm going to use it in my thesis defense. AATAAGATAA(cancer)AAAA

    16. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McBain: "That's the joke."

    17. Re:But what about... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      A mosquito that bit a dinosaur encased in amber....

      Forget that. I'd like to see the tree that generated the sap to encase a dinosaur in amber. :-)

      Oh, I don't know. Any mosquito capable of biting an amber encased dinosaur would be a sight to behold.

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    18. Re:But what about... by Rik+Rohl · · Score: 1

      Forget that. I'd like the see the gigantic mosquito that can drill through amber to get to the tasty, tasty dinosaur within. :-)

    19. Re:But what about... by bsercombe72 · · Score: 1

      That's 4chan you're thinking of.

    20. Re:But what about... by rs79 · · Score: 1

      What we need is a baby T-Rex in amber.

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    21. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were no trees back then.

      Too bad, because a dinosaur encased in amber would make one hell of an awesome necklace. :)

  3. Mammoths? by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quick, what does this mean regarding mammoth burgers?

    1. Re:Mammoths? by snikulin · · Score: 1

      Still a-good eatin' in remote Siberia and Alaska them places.
      Tastes a bit like a roadkill, though.

    2. Re:Mammoths? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Quick, what does this mean regarding mammoth burgers?

      Grass or grain-fed?

    3. Re:Mammoths? by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      Quick, what does this mean regarding mammoth burgers?

      It's still a possibility but it's still a way off. Time travel will be invented at some stage so you just need to go back to 500 years after the dinosaurs died out, allowing for a margin of safety of 21 years, take a sample and bring it back for reanimation via the 'usual methods'. Simple. (I anticipate a couple of whooshes so I have added some here for future use: whoosh whoosh)

  4. Ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Putting paid"? WTF does that mean?

    1. Re:Ummmm by biodata · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is an English phrase meaning 'putting an end to' but using fewer words.

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    2. Re:Ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you don't pay for your putting, you can't have any meat. How can you have any meat if you don't pay for your putting?

    3. Re:Ummmm by Raenex · · Score: 2

      It is an English phrase

      To be precise, it's "chiefly UK". Another alternative in idiomatic American English would be "putting to rest", which wins the Google fight against "putting paid to" by a large margin.

    4. Re:Ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This made me LOL. Well played--thanks!

    5. Re:Ummmm by hippo · · Score: 1

      When I read that I heard it in a shrieking Scottish accent. Well done.

    6. Re:Ummmm by rpresser · · Score: 5, Funny

      The half-life of unusual British phrases in the US is less than 18 years.

    7. Re:Ummmm by tacokill · · Score: 1

      New british-ism for me: putting? I thought it was pudding. Is this another instance where you brits talk all funny?

    8. Re:Ummmm by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      <SIGH> Go and listen to Pink Floyd's "The Wall" again.

      Keep the following in mind...

      pun
      Noun: A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

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    9. Re:Ummmm by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I hear there's a great new search engine called Goo-, something or other.

    10. Re:Ummmm by fisted · · Score: 1

      Have a link handy?

    11. Re:Ummmm by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Nope, though you could Alta-Vista it to find the link.

  5. So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're telling me no manner of preservation could get us T-Rex dna? And we've got nearly complete mammoths, furry hides and all, in giant blocks of ice, but no DNA?

    Something about this don't seem right. I want to speak with Dr. Alan Grant.

    1. Re:So wait... by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 2

      That the actual research is about the rate of degradation of DNA in fossils, and not the viability of cloning from DNA recovered?

      It should be obvious that the half-life doesn't imply ubiquitous degradation, and with 25-bases ensuring a very reliably unique match, it's conceivable you could recover enough to start a cloning project provided the initial reservoir was very large.

    2. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be obvious that the half-life doesn't imply ubiquitous degradation

      I'm no expert on this, but that's... not how this sounds.

    3. Re:So wait... by magarity · · Score: 1

      You're telling me no manner of preservation could get us T-Rex dna?

      Ah, but it's just for *original* T-Rex DNA. Once you get good enough with DNA manipulation, you can make a T-Rex from scratch!

    4. Re:So wait... by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      It should be obvious that the half-life doesn't imply ubiquitous degradation

      I'm no expert on this, but that's... not how this sounds.

      My assumption was that the article was almost certainly mis-stating the actual research.

    5. Re:So wait... by funwithBSD · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's 98% chicken DNA,

      With 2% Samuel Jackson mixed in to make it a Bad Ass Mother Fucker.

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    6. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad Ass Mother Clucker?

  6. Oh don't worry by kiriath · · Score: 1

    Nobody has scientifically disproved time travel yet... we may yet get to see dinosaurs alive!

    1. Re:Oh don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      E=MC^2

    2. Re:Oh don't worry by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      All you need is C-span.

      Although 'alive' is pushing it a bit.

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    3. Re:Oh don't worry by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 1

      Those time travellers would return on a different timeline, so you'd still be out of luck. It would have to have already happened for you to be able to see it.

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    4. Re:Oh don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Massively heavy on the theory there buddy.
      Plus, that doesn't rule-out the thing either, and it especially doesn't rule-out tachyons. Never has, never will.

      Not only that, the thing you meant to cite, Relativity, is old as high-hell.
      Finally people are actually working on extending it realistically since, while it is a theory, a good chunk of it fits most observations so far, with a few exceptions towards large values where it begins spitting out ridiculous things like infinities.
      And while we don't know for absolute sure yet, we are pretty sure infinities don't exist in the universe outside of theory and as a concept.

      Tachyonic reactions DO exist. We just don't know their configuration, how they work behind the scenes and if they can be used for anything useful or large.

    5. Re:Oh don't worry by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 1

      If time travel was possible, dinosaurs would have come to us in their time travel machines long before now.

                    -Charlie

    6. Re:Oh don't worry by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      But it's easy to disprove time travel:
      1. Anyone capable of time travel at any point in the future would immediately take the opportunity to kill Hitler while he was a no-name artist.
      2. Nobody killed Hitler before WWII started.
      3. Ergo, there exists no future where time travel exists. Q.E.D.

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    7. Re:Oh don't worry by kiriath · · Score: 2

      Hitler is a fixed point in time and thus cannot be killed.

    8. Re:Oh don't worry by Spottywot · · Score: 1

      Ahh but I can disprove your disproof, or at least cast reasonable doubt:

      What if someone did go back and kill Hitler, and found that the resulting future was intolerably worse as a result, the time traveller (or probably another one to avoid too many paradoxes) goes back and stops him killing Hitler in the first place to restore the current timeline as we know it. We would never know...

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    9. Re:Oh don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did kill Hitler (obl XKCD) http://xkcd.com/1063/

    10. Re:Oh don't worry by drerwk · · Score: 1

      We would never know...

      Sure we would - we just watch "The City on the Edge of Forever".
      All problems have their solutions in the original series....hardly any need for time travel beyond 1972.

    11. Re:Oh don't worry by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      1. Anyone capable of time travel at any point in the future would immediately take the opportunity to kill Hitler while he was a no-name artist.

      You are missing the obvious.

      Hitler was the time traveler. He was sent back in time to kill a European Jew that (in his timeline) had set humanities progress back 2000 years. Because of how backwards the world had become due to this event, the futurenauts did not even know this Jews identity or even precisely where he was from. What they did know was that Germany had nuked the whole planet in 1955 in response to the continued global sanctions placed on that country since the War to End All Wars, and that the only surviving religion was in fact Judaism.

      Hitlers mission was to kill as many European Jews as possible in the hopes of killing the right guy.

      Ergo, time travel most certainly exists.

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    12. Re:Oh don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's easy to disprove time travel:
      1. Anyone capable of time travel at any point in the future would immediately take the opportunity to kill Hitler while he was a no-name artist.
      2. Nobody killed Hitler before WWII started.
      3. Ergo, there exists no future where time travel exists. Q.E.D.

      Godwin's Law of Time Travel (as the amount of time traveling you do increases the probability that something you did causes Nazi Germany to win WWII) would imply that any such rush of time traveling would ultimately be self defeating. Therefore no one sufficiently versed in time travel theory to build a time machine would attempt such an act.

    13. Re:Oh don't worry by somarilnos · · Score: 1

      Obligatory xkcd: http://xkcd.com/1063/

    14. Re:Oh don't worry by symbolset · · Score: 1

      In the Wheeler hypothesis all points in history both past and future are both fixed and possible.

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    15. Re:Oh don't worry by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Maybe Hitler was like the 101st worst person in history and they only bothered killing off the top 100.

    16. Re:Oh don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's easy to disprove time travel:
      1. Anyone capable of time travel at any point in the future would immediately take the opportunity to kill Hitler while he was a no-name artist.
      2. Nobody killed Hitler before WWII started.
      3. Ergo, there exists no future where time travel exists. Q.E.D.

      Unless in the future they decided he had the right idea.

    17. Re:Oh don't worry by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Hitlers mission was to kill as many European Jews as possible in the hopes of killing the right guy.

      This scenario is a little dubious, considering how difficult it was for The Terminator to kill a paltry three Sarah Connors, let alone attempt to perpetrate a genocide.

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    18. Re:Oh don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe someone did travel back in time and kill hitler. Maybe that resulted in an unimaginably horrible stream of events that makes wwii look like childs play, and they ultimately went back and killed themself before they killed hitler to restore the timeline.

    19. Re:Oh don't worry by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "3. Ergo, there exists no future where time travel exists.

      QED?"

      QED? My ass!

      Where's you scientific method? That obviously means that it was Hitler the one that invented the time machine!

    20. Re:Oh don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't even click on the link and knew it was some fag linking xkcd. It's not clever. It's not funny. Just the words "I did kill Hitler" with a link next to it and the short, useless, one sentence post shows the kind of unoriginal, uninspired, idiot is making the post. It was funny to read when it came out. It's even funny when clicking on the Random button on the site and seeing it. It's NOT funny when someone links to it from a one-sentence post and thinks they're so fucking clever to have discovered xkcd. You probably still use lmgtfy and think you're so damn clever. It means in real life, you're an unoriginal hipster doofus. Got anything to do with sanitizing inputs to a SQL database, etc.? Link to Bobby Tables. Got a nerd-project slow-ass turing machine? Like a minecraft logic circuit from redstone? Link to the one where it's some guy alone in the world making a computer out of rocks. Got a story about password security or encryption? Link to the one where they beat the password out of the guy with a wrench. Fuck off. You're not clever.

    21. Re:Oh don't worry by formfeed · · Score: 1

      Hitler is a fixed point in time and thus cannot be killed.

      Yes and no. You actually can Kill Hitler

    22. Re:Oh don't worry by rs79 · · Score: 1

      What if the guy worse than Hitler was taken care of by somebody going back in time and we don't even know he was born?

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    23. Re:Oh don't worry by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The Fermi paradox, in a different form.

      ("Where ARE they?")

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    24. Re:Oh don't worry by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      You're assuming that Hitler was the worst possible outcome of WW1. I'm not denying that Hitler was a thorough-going psychopathic bastard with a significant skill at rabble-rousing ; but it's credible that he's not the worst possible outcome.

      Try this alternative history.

      • - Hitler survives WW1, goes on with his life and tries rabble-rousing in Munich.
      • - The time traveller trips up Hitler during the Beer Hall Putsch, where he hits his head, suffers a brain injury and spends the rest of his life a bed-ridden doubly-incontinent aphasic. Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
      • - German has a slow recovery from the effects of WW1, and there is no WW2.
      • - Italy continues as a fascist country, but without the deep psychopathy of the Nazis. Fermi continues working in Italy ; Hahn and Meitner continue their researches in Germany.
      • - In 1960, the Italians explode the worlds first atomic bomb, shortly followed by the German bomb. The Russians and Americans acquire the Bomb by a mix of indigenous research and espionage in 1970 ; they manage to keep approximate parity with the European Union in a three-superpower world.
      • - In 1999, on a service called Dotslashslash, alternative histories are discussed, but no-one could remember the name of the obscure sideline of German History which trashed a city on the centre-line of that year's total eclipse.
      • - Future generations don't know how to restore American hegemony by sending someone back to trip up the time-tripper.

      What a horrible history. Better not let that happen. Hitler lives!

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    25. Re:Oh don't worry by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Hitler was the time traveler. He was sent back in time to kill a European Jew that (in his timeline) had set humanities progress back 2000 years.

      That seems a rather drastic action to take for 2000 years of lost progress in religion, literature, music, philosophy etc.

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  7. Cryogenics by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does this have any bearing on cryogenics or would that preserve the DNA?

    1. Re:Cryogenics by biodata · · Score: 5, Informative

      Cryogenics would pretty much stop most of the reactions that break the bonds, so half-life would be hugely increased, especially if material is properly dried first. Seeds can last for many decades and still grow if dried to 5% moisture content and frozen at -80. Not sure about animal embryos, but sperm and eggs also.

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    2. Re:Cryogenics by Spottywot · · Score: 2

      FTA:

      The calculations in the latest study were quite straightforward, but many questions remain. “I am very interested to see if these findings can be reproduced in very different environments such as permafrost and caves,” says Michael Knapp, a palaeogeneticist at the University of Otago in Dunedin, New Zealand. Moreover, the researchers found that age differences accounted for only 38.6% of the variation in DNA degradation between moa-bone samples. “Other factors that impact on DNA preservation are clearly at work,” says Bunce. “Storage following excavation, soil chemistry and even the time of year when the animal died are all likely contributing factors that will need looking into.”

      Clearly the researchers are aware of the effects of different conditions and levels of preservation and are looking into it. Would be a bit worrying if they didn't.

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    3. Re:Cryogenics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before the last dinosaur died, he quickly built a maintenance-free solar-powered liquid nitrogen generator and dripped some of his blood into the dewar! Yikes! That was close! I thought we'd never fall to the bottom of the food chain again :)

    4. Re:Cryogenics by avandesande · · Score: 1

      A general rule of thumb is that every 10C change in temperature halves/doubles a chemical reaction.

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  8. The hell with dinosarurs... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...for God's sake, lets get samples and clone Keith Richards before its too late!?!?!?

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    1. Re:The hell with dinosarurs... by NEDHead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't he already older than 521 years? I suspect his DNA is suspect as it is.

    2. Re:The hell with dinosarurs... by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 1

      Why? He is already so well preserved that we have plenty of time. Just keep him away from coconut trees and we are golden.

                          -Charlie

      (Note: There is also a strong possibility that if we sequence Keith, we might get a few extraneous dinosaur chromosomes for free....)

    3. Re:The hell with dinosarurs... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      No need. He and the rest of the Stones spread more than their share of their DNA around the country from 1965 to present.

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    4. Re:The hell with dinosarurs... by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      ...for God's sake, lets get samples and clone Keith Richards before its too late!?!?!?

      It's already too late. He died in 1983, but no-one had the heart to tell him.

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    5. Re:The hell with dinosarurs... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      LOL..you know..there really DO need to examine him thouroughly to find out how that guy has survived as much as he has.

      I read his autobiography, "Life"..and all I can say is "wow". I don't know how that guy is still moving and breathing O2....we need to know what is in his DNA to allow him to survive what would have killed most normal people....

      Oh well...keep on truckin' Keef.

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    6. Re:The hell with dinosarurs... by fisted · · Score: 1

      The problem with autobiographies is.

    7. Re:The hell with dinosarurs... by Aryden · · Score: 1

      In D&D terms he has to have something like a 30 Constitution....

  9. Water? Microbes? The answer: Amber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, water and stuff is bad for DNA, m'kay? Didn't they know that is why you use blood of dinosaurs that is enclosed in amber? D'uh.

    Just do not fix the holes was DNA from frogs. That's going to end badly...

    1. Re:Water? Microbes? The answer: Amber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M'kay, I don't think you really understand the severity of resurrecting huge monsters from the past, m'kay? Dinosaur DNA is bad...If you find some encased in amber and have any funny ideas, you're bad, m'kay?

      No, seriously (pretend I'm Stan Marsh talking now): If DNA was encased in amber, I would think the molten amber that froze around it would have pretty much reduced the DNA to its elemental components. Dude....

    2. Re:Water? Microbes? The answer: Amber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugghh never mind the second part of what I said.... LOL after googling "amber", I realized it's not a stone! OOPS. Something about fossilized tree sap resin.. whatever... I think undisturbed DNA would slowly break down over time because it's such a large molecule.

    3. Re:Water? Microbes? The answer: Amber by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Tar pit.

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  10. Frog DNA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jurassic Park had it figured out. They patched the destroyed parts with frogs DNA which fucked up everything

  11. No water, no air, no bonds broken? by Doofus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So in amber, or some other similar impermeable substance, the chemical reactions requiring water or air might well be prevented or dramatically slowed, thus the degradation of DNA might be substantially slower than the 521 years described in the summary.

    Not necessarily the end of the Jurassic Park idea.

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    1. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by Sparticus789 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also worth mentioning, what about the tar pits? If an animal is surrounded by tar and sealed in, what happens to the DNA degradation?

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    2. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by rwv · · Score: 1

      But the hand-wave explanation used in Jurassic Park was DNA from dinosaurs extracted from blood stored in the stomach of mosquito's that had been preserved in amber. So why it remains an interesting question to ask regarding the effect of tar pits... TFS seems to glaze over the effect of mosquito/amber preservation that would specifically address whether Jurassic Park is possible. A similar article about why mosquito/amber preservation is bunk would also be relevant... because I assume we've never found amber entombed mosquito's from the Jurassic Period.

    3. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The degraded DNA is spliced in from frogs, so a bunch of degradation is OK!

    4. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2

      "there were several reports, including the one in 1992, that claimed that DNA fragments had been recovered from insects that had died between 25 and 125 million years ago. These reports caused considerable excitement, but despite intensive efforts no other researchers, including the team at The Natural History Museum, have been able to repeat and verify these results. As a result of these findings, most scientists now agree that DNA doesn't survive in fossilized insects in amber."

      http://www.nhm.ac.uk/resources-rx/files/12feat_dna_in_amber-3009.pdf

      Short answer: It was plausible, but now is considered debunked. Unless a dino got frozen for 150 mega-years, there's no Jurassic to be.

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    5. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily the end of the Jurassic Park idea.

      From the beginning, it was obvious that Jurassic Park is to genetic engineering as Star Trek is to astronautics: good entertainment, a captivating story, an even better sound track, but nothing even remotely related to reality.

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    6. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by green1 · · Score: 1

      That particular method has been (mostly) debunked. But the article here does make substantial assumptions about the environment the DNA is subjected to, any situation that leaves DNA in a different environment from that envisioned by the authors is also likely to have a different result.
      So I'd say that neither this article, nor the lack of ability to reproduce the DNA in insects in amber reports, proves the impossibility of getting a hold of Jurassic DNA in some form.

    7. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      In Arthur C. Clarke's 3001 dragons have been created by just assembling DNA whichever way we choose. I expect that building a dino-like creature by manipulating the DNA of currently existing animals will happen before we're able to resurrect a real dinosaur using ancient DNA.

    8. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an animal is surrounded by tar and sealed in, what happens to the DNA degradation?

      The usual, plus it lends (to some extent) octane rating. Petroleum was critters, and critters burn real good.

    9. Re:No water, no air, no bonds broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in amber, or some other similar impermeable substance, the chemical reactions requiring water or air might well be prevented or dramatically slowed, thus the degradation of DNA might be substantially slower than the 521 years described in the summary.

      Exactly. This is why we should slap the shit out of people who intentionally conflate terms. They are talking as if this is the same thing as nuclear decay, and it's not. The term "half-life" is simply not correct, and in the context they are using it it's almost completely meaningless.

  12. I prefer to transfer my DNA by badford · · Score: 1

    the old fashioned way.

    Ba-dum-cha!

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    1. Re:I prefer to transfer my DNA by dietdew7 · · Score: 2

      Via kleenex?

  13. Frog DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use frog dna to fill in the holes...nothing could possibli go wrong.

  14. Question... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the half-life of DNA is 521 years how are scientists able to sequence 30.000 year old Neanderthal DNA? Presumably this applies to regular DNA, did Svante Pääbo and his team sequence mtDNA?

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    1. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA:

      The team predicts that even in a bone at an ideal preservation temperature of 5 C, effectively every bond would be destroyed after a maximum of 6.8 million years. The DNA would cease to be readable much earlier — perhaps after roughly 1.5 million years, when the remaining strands would be too short to give meaningful information.

      So 30,000 years doesn't seem to be beyond recoverable, as long as you get enough material from a body kept under roughly ideal conditions.

    2. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, you're right (intuition told me that it'd still be fairly close at that many half-lives) 30,000 years is 60 half lives or 10^-18. There are somewhere around 10^14 cells in the body (if you mashed a whole neanderthal and ran him/her through your machine). I don't know where the extra four orders of magnitude come from, but I suspect it's well preserved samples due to environment (I imagine the halflife increases rather drastically if your sample is encased in a glacier) combined with errors averaging out somehow.

    3. Re:Question... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      It has taken folks decades to get the technology to sequence such DNA. It's very degraded. IIRC, they rely on multiple overlaps of small fragments and the technology has been pushing that fragment size down over the years. I'm sure you could look it up. To tired at the moment.

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    4. Re:Question... by MaXintosh · · Score: 5, Informative

      Scientist here (you can tell by my hat, and the fact that something like 90% of my comments on /. start with "I'm a biologist"). First, the DNA we get is from better preserved remains, which kicks the half life back further (It's in TFA, but not mentioned in the summary). There's still a 'deadline' around 7 MYA, where (allegedly) all the bonds would have pretty much been broken at that point - Frozen remains supposedly have a halflife around 158 kya. It's that dang phosphate backbone that's too willing to run off and go have reactions with any trallop of a molecule that wanders on by.

      This means even in the relatively recent past, the amount of DNA we're looking at is pretty dang tiny. Part of the reason ancient DNA is so dang tricky is because the much of what you sequence is not actually what you're interested in - doubly so when you're sequencing something closely related to humans. For example, did some spot sequencing of ancient/historic polar bear remains, and had to toss out a chunk of the data we got back, as it was soil bacteria(/fungi/pollen) contamination. How do we know which is which? We had good scaffolds to align our bear sequences back up again, though not everyone is as fortunate as us.

      In addition to being rare, what is left is fairly short. You can imagine if you start putting breaks in at random, your average length is going to start declining rapidly, and then level out at some small value that takes quite a while to get smaller. It'll get there, and given geologic time scales, a lot of what we want is that far back, but it'll take a while.

      Finally, what isn't mentioned in this summary is that there was massive variance in the estimates of half-life. Supposedly only 40% of the variance in halflife was explained by age. Preservation, inter-lab differences, and good old fashioned luck probably contribute considerably to variance in half-life.

      There are other factors too, but they're boring, and I should probably get work done instead of dragging out this reply.

      (And to answer your latter question, Neanderthals have been sequenced whole genome, not just mtDNA).

    5. Re:Question... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      The team predicts that even in a bone at an ideal preservation temperature of 5 C, effectively every bond would be destroyed after a maximum of 6.8 million years. The DNA would cease to be readable much earlier — perhaps after roughly 1.5 million years, when the remaining strands would be too short to give meaningful information.

      So 30,000 years doesn't seem to be beyond recoverable, as long as you get enough material from a body kept under roughly ideal conditions.

      So you are saying that the DNA is fragmented but it can still be 'stitched' together even If the DNA degrades. How do you re-assemble the DNA of an archaic hominid accurately when it had DNA that was different from ours? I suppose you could use the DNA of modern humans as a clue but if that is the case (and I'm not saying it is), what about animals that are extinct and have no close genetic relative today like, say, a terror-bird. What I mean is that with Neanderthal DNA being sequencable we could theoretically some day clone a Neanderthal does that mean that 'Pleistocene park' is theoretically doable, that we could some day theoretically possibly clone any animal from the Pleistocene period as long as we have the genetic data?

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    6. Re:Question... by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      It's that dang phosphate backbone that's too willing to run off and go have reactions with any trallop of a molecule that wanders on by.

      That line made my day. (Possibly because that's the kind of language my parents used when talking about physics or chemistry to us as children. Imagine it with a colloquial Midlands or South Wales accent)

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    7. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you re-assemble the DNA of an archaic hominid accurately when it had DNA that was different from ours?

      A very rough analogy is the way growth rings in different trees can be used to stitch together a record of time by finding segments that match between the different trees/samples. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_dendrochronology_timestamp_events

      Disclaimer: I am not a geneticist, and am only a hobbyist paleontologist. I do, however, have DNA and wore a ring for many years.

    8. Re:Question... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      How do you re-assemble the DNA of an archaic hominid accurately when it had DNA that was different from ours?

      With a threaded needle and a steady hand.

    9. Re:Question... by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

      What about inferring DNA by looking at several common extant descendants and using a statistical method to guess what the original DNA sequence looked like? Maybe it's limited because it will only work for species that have living descendents, but that should give us a good way to fill in DNA tree and drastically reduce the amount of data required to reconstruct extinct missing branches of the tree of life.

    10. Re:Question... by MaXintosh · · Score: 2

      We can, and do, try this. It's called 'ancestral state reconstruction' and its what I make my students do each year. There's a ton of assumptions that go into it, though, and few few are likely to be correct over long timescales. We can do that with closely related taxa (I can make some educated statements about the last common ancestor of, say, black-tailed and white-tailed deer DNA-wise), but the further back in time you go, the more homoplasy (convergent/parallel evolution), atavism, and just plain weird crap (macro-mutations) happens. Heck, for some species, we have two+ chromosome counts running around at the same time. Dinosaurs are probably beyond our reconstructive ken.

      OTOH, people are clever. I'm open to someone coming up with an interesting statistical approach that proves me wrong for these deep coalescenceses.

    11. Re:Question... by Fned · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that the DNA is fragmented but it can still be 'stitched' together even If the DNA degrades. How do you re-assemble the DNA of an archaic hominid accurately when it had DNA that was different from ours?

      Hundreds of millions of original copies, assuming you have a sample big enough to see with the naked eye.

      Basically, the amount of material you need to ensure that you get a complete chromosome doubles every 521 years. So, a sample from a million years ago would have to be, like, REALLY fucking big to have a good chance of getting complete genetics out of it.
       

    12. Re:Question... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Someone else linked to this

      http://www.nhm.ac.uk/resources-rx/files/12feat_dna_in_amber-3009.pdf

      NHM: What do you think about Dr. David L. Stearn's recent prediction that in years to come DNA mapping techniques will enable scientists to map a complete dinosaur DNA sequence by working backwards from the DNA sequences that they will eventually unravel for birds, reptiles and mammals?

      Austin: Scientists have successfully mapped the complete DNA sequence for two bacteria (Haemophilus influenzae and Methanococcus jannaschii), a yeast ( Saccharomyces cerevisae) and nematode worm ( Caenorhabditis elegans) and there are research projects under way to try and map the complete DNA sequence for humans and the fruit fly Drosophila but they will take years to complete. The Human Genome Project, for example, has research teams collaborating around
      the world to map the three billion base pairs that constitute the human DNA sequence but even with this collaborative effort it will have taken close to fifteen years to complete. Although it may be possible to map the DNA sequences for birds, reptiles and mammals in theory, I'm not convinced that this is going to happen in the near future for reasons of the enormous cost and effort involved. And even if complete genome sequences were available for living mammals,
      birds and reptiles predicting the sequence of a dinosaur genome with any degree of accuracy would be an impossibly complex task. Think of the dinosaur sequence that we are trying to predict as a hypothetical jigsaw puzzle made up of more than one billion pieces and each piece instead of being a flat piece of card is a cube with a different fragment of the overall picture on each side. So to reconstruct this jigsaw puzzle you not only need to position all the pieces in the correct place, you
      have to have the correct face showing too. That's how impossible the problem is!

      What I'm surprised about is that it is not impossible, just computationally intensive to "de-evolve" organisms back to their ancestors. You'd think this process would be impossible since evolution is lossy - i.e. genes get deleted along the way.

      Of course you don't necessarily need to accurately de-evolve a bird to its dinosaur ancestor, you could just work out how to turn on dinosaur like modes in bird DNA. So you could essentially make a T rex by changing the genes that control size, teeth etc.

      Your T Rex wouldn't be genuine of course, it would be a recreation. Still, who cares? It's not like we need it to be able to breed with genuine Cretaceous era Rexs.

      Going back to Jurassic Park in one of the movies Sam Neill's character actually says that the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park aren't genuine either, they are just monsters made in a lab.

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    13. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the half-life of DNA is 521 years how are scientists able to sequence 30.000 year old Neanderthal DNA?

      You hair, me meat!

    14. Re:Question... by rs79 · · Score: 1

      It would have been "bloody" not "dang" or possibly even "bloody bastard" had it been said with a Welsh accent.

      But you bloody well know that, don't you boyo?

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    15. Re:Question... by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      It would have been "bloody" not "dang" or possibly even "bloody bastard" had it been said with a Welsh accent.

      But you bloody well know that, don't you boyo?

      I was about to ask what the Welsh phrase for "grammar nazi" is... but according to google translate its "gramadeg Natsïaidd".

      Seriously though, it was the general tone, not the specific words that gave me the warm and fuzzy feeling. To this day my Dad takes great pleasure in performing ad-hoc experiments with household items and random gadgets from hobby shops.

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    16. Re:Question... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      It's called 'ancestral state reconstruction' and its what I make my students do each year. There's a ton of assumptions that go into it, though, and few few are likely to be correct over long timescales.

      Metric tonne, Imperial ton, or just an industrial shitload?

      (Geologist here, BTW.)

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  15. Building a dinosaur from a chicken by John+Bokma · · Score: 2
    An option (?) still open:

    Jack Horner: Building a dinosaur from a chicken | Video on TED.com - Renowned paleontologist Jack Horner has spent his career trying to reconstruct a dinosaur. He's found fossils with extraordinarily well-preserved blood vessels and soft tissues, but never intact DNA. So, in a new approach, he's taking living descendants of the dinosaur (chickens) and genetically engineering them to reactivate ancestral traits — including teeth, tails, and even hands — to make a "Chickenosaurus".

    1. Re:Building a dinosaur from a chicken by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Much of the "lost" DNA is still very much available, in the form of the dinosaurs' descendants.

      Not only that, but any sample of nontrivial size will contain plenty of redundant DNA strands. This "half-life" business can be dealt with through instrumentation and data analysis, if not through chemistry or biology alone.

    2. Re:Building a dinosaur from a chicken by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      I thought Mosanto already invented the chickensaurus. And that's why chicken breasts today are the size of yesteryear's turkey breasts?

  16. What about the 30,000 year old seed that sprouted? by erotic_pie · · Score: 2, Interesting
  17. But Jurassic Park wasn't bsaed off fossil DNA by 91degrees · · Score: 2

    It was based off DNA from blood from an insect trapped in amber.

    Now, the enzyme degradation will no doubt be an issue, as well as the rareness of mosquitoes preserved in amber, but that's another matter.

    1. Re:But Jurassic Park wasn't bsaed off fossil DNA by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      An article on this at The Register pointed out that even in amber, the DNA had very little chance of surviving 1.5M years, let alone the 62M years that would have been required for Jurrassic Park to have happened.

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  18. If its left exposed... sure. by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

    What if it is sealed in a way that microbes, oxygen, etc can not interfere with it? Say amber, a tar swamp, a deep freeze?

    No I did not read the article nor do I have any knowledge on the subject beyond that leaving a steak on a counter in 100 degree heat has a very different outcome than putting it in a sealed bag in a freezer.

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    1. Re:If its left exposed... sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eggzactly! - If it's cold enough, or isolated enough, or both, the time for it to degrade enough to be completely no longer possible to get any useful information from it, given the most advanced analysis technology available, has got to be far, far longer than this makes it sound.

    2. Re:If its left exposed... sure. by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

      The article actually addresses this and DNA is capable of lasting 1.5 to 6 million years.

      Typical crap Slashdot summary pandering to the Anti-Cloning lobby.

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  19. Difficult is not impossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So, it's been about 65,000,000 years since the dinosaurs became extinct. Which means each piece of DNA has degraded by half 130,000 times. 1/2^130,000 is about 1 e -39000. Which is a lot of zeros. Each recovered strand conveys an infinitismal amount of information about the original. If you had only one cell, you could barely guess at the original DNA sequence.

    But that doesn't make it impossible. Because all the cells of a given organism are genetically identical (or close enough) when the animal died. With enough cells, you can theoretically "average out" the (presumed random) noise until the underlying "signal" of the original DNA sequence emerges. It will take a LOT of samples, but organisms have a LOT of cells.

    1. Re:Difficult is not impossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's consider an aside. If there is an estimated 1.5e53 kg of atoms in the observable universe, this gives about 9e79 atoms if we just assume they are all light hydrogen. If for some reason light hydrogen underwent decay with some half-life, after about 270 half-lives, you would expect to have less than a single atom left (i.e. chances are you would have none, maybe small chance of having still one left).

      So back to the the idea of DNA decaying, if you wanted to have an a full cell that has not decayed and the cells as a whole followed that half-life, after 130,000 halflives, the number of cells you would need would be about 10^39053 times the number of atoms in the observable universe. If we wanted just a single base pair to survive, and assume that it is ~10 billion base pairs per cell, you would only need a number of cells equal 10^39043 times the number of atoms in the observable universe.

      If there is a possibility of the DNA surviving, it would be because of some situations drastically changing the half-life of the DNA, or because the decay of the DNA deviates from exponential decay on the long time scale.

    2. Re:Difficult is not impossible. by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      So you're saying we need to collect fossils from multiple universes before we can resurrect a dinosaurs? hmm it'll be tough but doable, I think.

    3. Re:Difficult is not impossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At some point, it would be easier to just amass all of that junk from multiple universes into various piles to create black holes, and just hope a set of dinosaur DNA pops out in the Hawking radiation or randomly appears due to tunneling between the material. If you are lucky, you might get a whole dinosaur, and if you are really lucky, you will get one that is not hungry.

  20. Uh, what? by Daetrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wikipedia seems to have a page all about doing what this article says is impossible: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_DNA

    It claims there are multiple cases of Neanderthal DNA being sequenced, and a couple quick google searches seem to indicate there are many other similar situations where DNA was recovered.

    So i'm wondering, did this study perhaps prove that if nothing is done to preserve the DNA after death then... surprise! The DNA isn't preserved?

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    1. Re:Uh, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Wikipedia seems to have a page all about doing what this article says is impossible"

      No, it doesn't. Dinosaurs (non-avian ones) are 65 million years old or older. The oldest ancient DNA that isn't regarded as bogus or probably so is less than a million years old. People had hopes that DNA extracted from dinosaur bones was real, but upon more careful testing, it was discovered to all be contamination. Neanderthals are a lot younger than dinosaurs. That time range works.

      This is all explained on the wikipedia page.

    2. Re:Uh, what? by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      No, the time range does not work. If the study is correct then a 5,210 year old DNA sample (which is _way_ too young for a Neanderthal) would already have gone through ten half-lives, so 1/(2^10) of the DNA would still be intact, or about 0.098% of it.

      You're correct that dinosaurs and Neanderthal existed on completely different time scales, but you're completely ignoring that the claims made by this paper would make getting DNA samples impossible for _both_ of them.

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    3. Re:Uh, what? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Not so fast.

      Any sample that is identifiable without using DNA testing is going to have many many cells, or many original copies of the DNA, and there is no reason to assume that they all broke in the same places.

      Any one copy of the chromosomes probably no longer contains enough information to uniquely reconstruct the original, but some subset of them may... and since we are potentially talking about many thousands or even millions of original copies (one per cell), I suspect that their DNA can be reconstructed with far more degradation than that.

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    4. Re:Uh, what? by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Uh, that makes sense if there are large fragments that are broken up by damage. But if there's only 0.098% of the DNA left intact, it's not a question of where it broke, it's a question of where it didn't break. You're talking little bits that survived amidst > 99% decay.

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    5. Re:Uh, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia seems to have a page all about

      Wikipedia is not a reference source. Wikipedia is a place to go to find out what the generally held opinions on something are.

  21. Practical limit,~1.5 million years by slew · · Score: 4, Informative

    The 521 year half-life is if the DNA is exposed to water in typical situations, ITFA (in the article) they give an estimate for the best case situation...

    The team predicts that even in a bone at an ideal preservation temperature of 5 C, effectively every bond would be destroyed after a maximum of 6.8 million years. The DNA would cease to be readable much earlier — perhaps after roughly 1.5 million years, when the remaining strands would be too short to give meaningful information.

    “This confirms the widely held suspicion that claims of DNA from dinosaurs and ancient insects trapped in amber are incorrect,” says Simon Ho, a computational evolutionary biologist at the University of Sydney in Australia. However, although 6.8 million years is nowhere near the age of a dinosaur bone — which would be at least 65 million years old — “We might be able to break the record for the oldest authentic DNA sequence, which currently stands at about half a million years,” says Ho.

    As other posters point out, the famous mammoth recreated from DNA was from about 10,000 years ago, much less than the 1.5 million year practical limit estimated by this research team.

    1. Re:Practical limit,~1.5 million years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to know their original concept for asserting entropic change in a static environment. Inside a bone, absent an appreciable energy source, any microorganisms would be killed off in far less than 6.8 million years. What continues the decay of genetic bonds? These bonds presumably do not consume energy by their very existence, so what is the environmental pressure causing them to break? Wouldn't the default assumption be that, absent an external influence, the bonds would remain intact indefinitely? How did they come to this conclusion?

    2. Re:Practical limit,~1.5 million years by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Been a while since I read the novel, but they used other sources for DNA than amber.

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  22. Fill in the gaps? by llZENll · · Score: 1

    If ape and human DNA are 5-10% different, then perhaps dinosaur and some current reptile DNA are very similar as well, since now you have 90% of the DNA already, you have to find much less, and if you have billions of samples of DNA, perhaps they could be reconstructed. I would think that by the time we are able to do such a thing we won't be far from being able to create our own dinosaur from scratch.

    1. Re:Fill in the gaps? by Havokmon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. Then lesbian dinosaurs start mating and we're spending the rest of our lives avoiding Pterosaur poo.

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    2. Re:Fill in the gaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dinosaurs are birds, not reptiles.

    3. Re:Fill in the gaps? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      No birds are dinosaurs, but dinosaurs are not birds. At least according to our current understanding.

    4. Re:Fill in the gaps? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Well, someone already filled in the gaps with frog DNA, and frogs aren't even reptiles.

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  23. ...of a sample... by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
    "after 521 years, half of the bonds between nucleotides in the backbone of a sample would have broken"

    Okay, but there were how many billion copies of the sample when the creature died? If there were two, after 521 years I still have (on average) at least one copy of 3/4 of the data, extending the half-life to (check my math here) 737 years. With 15 billion copies or so, the half-life gets up to, hey!, about 65 million years, and there are trillions of cells (and so trillions of copies of DNA) in a human-sized body.

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    1. Re:...of a sample... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the samples break down at the same rate. It's not like DNA molecule A breaks down in the first 521 years, and then molecule B is up next.

      Baseball works that way. Things with half-lives do not.

    2. Re:...of a sample... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Thing is, with a fossil, you don't have the body; you have a body shaped chunk of rock.

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    3. Re:...of a sample... by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1

      No, that's my entire point: after 521 years, half the DNA in sample A is gone, and half the DNA in sample B is gone, but some of those halves will be different; 25% of each link of DNA will be intact in both samples, 25% will be intact only in sample A, 25% will be intact only in sample B, and 25% will not be intact in either sample.

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  24. Not impossible by michaelmalak · · Score: 2

    It's not impossible. You just show the computer a photo of a dinosaur, let it start from the DNA of a Komodo Dragon, and let it try different "what if" changes to the DNA, simulating the growth of the each resulting organism. Could even happen within the lifetime of Randall Munroe.

    1. Re:Not impossible by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      OK. I just showed my computer a picture of a Komodo Dragon. It just is sitting there, doing nothing.

      Now what am I supposed to do?

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    2. Re:Not impossible by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 1

      Pick up the damned mouse and talk to it. It didn't work for Scotty, but things have gotten more advanced since then. Do it in public for better results.

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    3. Re:Not impossible by formfeed · · Score: 1

      OK. I just showed my computer a picture of a Komodo Dragon. It just is sitting there, doing nothing.

      Now what am I supposed to do?

      Are you wearing a bra on your head?

    4. Re:Not impossible by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      You just show the computer a photo of a dinosaur, let it start from the DNA of a Komodo Dragon, and let it try different "what if" changes to the DNA, simulating the growth of the each resulting organism.

      Why bother with troubling the Dragon? Wouldn't it be better to start off with the DNA of a dinosaur, and then try modifying it to form a different dinosaur. For convenience, I'd probably start with Gallus gallus domesticus, but if you've got some to hand, why not a Opisthocomus hoazin?

      Birds have been being dinosaurs (and thus also dinosaur descendents) for millions of years longer than primates have been being mammals.(Probably)

      OK, you might find the Dragon is a better starting point for an Ornithischian dinosaur, but I wouldn't honestly bet on it.

      Could even happen within the lifetime of Randall Munroe.

      Who? OIC, XKCD-man. I didn't know that he had a name. Is he, perhaps, also "Mohammed Jones?"

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    5. Re:Not impossible by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Now what am I supposed to do?

      Are you wearing a bra on your head?

      Now, why would I do that?

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    6. Re:Not impossible by formfeed · · Score: 1

      Now what am I supposed to do?

      Are you wearing a bra on your head?

      Now, why would I do that?

      I was thinking of Weird Science where they create the perfect woman by feeding pictures to their home computer.
      ( Movie Clip)

    7. Re:Not impossible by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I don't know that programme. Is it American? Is it exceptionally good?

      That sort of procedure would produce a consensus of their opinions of a "perfect woman" ; with a different panel of picture-choosers, they'd get a different result. Unless you know of an objective definition of "the perfect woman"?

      Damn - signature is broken.

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  25. Frog DNA by areusche · · Score: 1

    Just get more of it. Problem solved.

  26. Transport Phenomenon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the transport of water into and out of a bone - how old are those bones now?

  27. Not impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > ... a photo of a dinosaur ...

    I think you have a bit of a problem in step 1

  28. So what did MarySchweitzer find? by Zinho · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is this why we haven't heard much from Mary Schwietzer lately? Six years ago she isolated soft tissue remnants from inside a T-rex femur.

    More recently, Charlotte Oskam (Biologist at Murdoch University in Australia) identified DNA in fossilized egg shells.

    We've always known that DNA was unlikely to survive the passage of aeons, this just puts a number to it. Specific conditions could still allow better than typical preservation, and so I dislike making an absolute statement that we'll never find it. Hopefully those who are still looking for the elusive ancient DNA will take this study as a way to focus their search rather than have their funding cut.

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    1. Re:So what did MarySchweitzer find? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aeon: one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of the universe.

    2. Re:So what did MarySchweitzer find? by virged · · Score: 1

      I'd -really- appreciate being able to get in touch with you about a previous post (and if slashdot had a message system this would be easier) involving a cost-based analysis of company time saved via using SSD's. If you wouldn't mind e-mailing me at trs.legal@gmail.com, I'd greatly appreciate it!

    3. Re:So what did MarySchweitzer find? by Zinho · · Score: 1

      Aeon: one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of the universe.

      I see that you like dictionary.com as a reference. I prefer Merriam-Webster:

      aeonnoun \-n, -än\
      1: an immeasurably or indefinitely long period of time : age
      2 a usually eon : a very large division of geologic time usually longer than an era
          b : a unit of geologic time equal to one billion years

      Matches definition 2 and World English Dictionary entry from dictionary.com.

      I'm a sucker for archaic spellings and exaggeration, what can I say?

      Thanks for cluing me in to an alternate definition. I am not up on my gnostic terminology, so I thought it an odd editorial choice to put that definition first. Several other dictionaries do the same, though, so I guess it's time to update my vocabulary =)

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    4. Re:So what did MarySchweitzer find? by Zinho · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Slashdot! Come over to my Slashdot journal, I've made a post there that explains my methods and how I got my results. Comments are open, so I'll gladly respond to any further questions you have there.

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  29. News for nerds by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Funny

    But we're going to explain to you how half-lives work anyways.

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    1. Re:News for nerds by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      If there's one thing you should have learned from Slashdot it's that simply being a nerd doesn't make one less stupid, less ignorant, or less technically inclined.

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    2. Re:News for nerds by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      At the same time, it also shouldn't make you less capable of googling a term you don't understand.

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  30. Hmm by kiriath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if 521 years is how long we'll be waiting for Half Life 3?

    1. Re:Hmm by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's the release date for Duke Nukem 4D!

  31. Ladies and gentlemen.. by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Welcome to Dodo Park.

    Sorry, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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    1. Re:Ladies and gentlemen.. by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Dodo Park.

      Sorry, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

      That's why they called it Washington DC instead.

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    2. Re:Ladies and gentlemen.. by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      That comment insulting to Dodo birds.

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  32. There is still hope. by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 2

    This doesn't fundamentally change anything. Even if half your DNA is destroyed every 521 years, large multicellular organisms have trillions of cells containing copies of their DNA. You don't need to find a single complete correct set. That is already hard enough to do in living organisms. You can assemble a mostly complete set from many incomplete sets. Recovering data from a harddrive with corrupted data is very hard. Recovering the data from a trillion copies of the same data that was corrupted in different random ways is much much easier. As long as every section of data survived in some of the copies, it can be reassembled. Even if there is not enough DNA in a single organism to do this, the differences between the DNA of individuals of the same species is very small. This is what makes sexual reproduction possible. Maybe we can't clone a T-Rex, but if we find enough genetically similar DNA from multiple T-Rexs, we can theoretically make a T-Rex "offspring" of all of them. We don't really care about cloning an specific individual T-Rex anyway. A genetic T-Rex that never existed, but does now, is perfectly acceptable. Maybe there isn't enough T-Rex DNA in the whole world to make a coherent set of DNA. That's possible. All I am saying is that we still have some more good tricks up our sleeve, and we shouldn't give up yet. We will certainly clone some kind of Pleistocene organism like a mammoth as an earlier step anyway. No reason to decide what are limits are so early in the game.

  33. Jurassic Park still possible by captaindomon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even given the half life, we may be able to resurrect dinosaurs. Remember that we are talking about information that is encoded, with billions of copies hanging around. Given we can find enough samples, even if they are all missing different portions, we may be able to piece together the complete sequence by combining the portions of each sample that survived. Throw in extremely cold temperatures like the article talks about, and some Jurassic-park style replacement of certain portions from modern animals, and it is still very possible. Maybe not today, but in 100 years I can see it being very possible.

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    1. Re:Jurassic Park still possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like bit torrent.

    2. Re:Jurassic Park still possible by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Create something that looks like a Dinosaur, walks and generally does things we think a dino should do: -> Very Likely

      Reproduce a T-Rex exactly like it was: -> Not so Likely.

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    3. Re:Jurassic Park still possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reproduced exactly like they were, T-Rex would probably have difficulty with the climate and atmospheric mix. At the very least they would just lay on the ground slowly asphyxiating.

    4. Re:Jurassic Park still possible by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't identical strands of DNA all have weak spots at the same point? Wouldn't they all decay at the same place?

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  34. As I'm not personally familiar with it; by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    How does roadkill taste?
    (And no, I don't know how mammoth tastes either).

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    1. Re:As I'm not personally familiar with it; by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      How does roadkill taste?

      It's a little bit earthy, with a slight aftertaste of rubber.

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    2. Re:As I'm not personally familiar with it; by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Roadkill tastes like ... well, if it is roadkill moose, rather like moose (with a slight aftertaste of rubber and diesel) ; if it is roadkill rabbit, rather like rabbit (with a slight aftertaste of rubber and diesel) ; if it is roadkill sheep, rather like sheep (with a slight aftertaste of rubber and diesel); if it is roadkill kangaroo, rather like kangaroo (with a slight aftertaste of rubber and diesel) ...

      Which reminds me ... kangaroo is quite nice. But at 40-odd quid a kilo ... hmm.

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  35. 250M-year-old bacteria were revived in 1999... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

    ...or so researchers claimed. I know there was some skepticism around their claim, but was it ever refuted?

    1. Re:250M-year-old bacteria were revived in 1999... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, perhaps? The summary chose to ignore the fact that environment conditions make a huge difference. Such as being frozen at the time of death.

    2. Re:250M-year-old bacteria were revived in 1999... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Yes, I read that paper. The issues with potential contamination were severe (though the original researchers had gone to impressive lengths to try to prevent it, and to test for it at various stages in their preparation of the salt crystals). I haven't followed the subject closely, but I haven't heard of any successful replication. My bet (looking at the geology of the situation ; I am, after all, a geologist) would be that the salt diapir had re-crystallisation continuing as it moved and that the crystals were only a few millennia or a few hundred millennia old. In such a circumstance, it's no surprise that the "resurrected" bacteria are very closely related to modern hyperhalophiles.

      No, I haven't RTFA either. But I don't find anything terribly surprising or unexpected in TFS, so why bother?

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  36. But, can error correction algorithms compensate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since each cell's DNA is essentially a duplicate of all others, is it possible to compensate over this short half life by using millions of cells from the same creature with error correction in order to reconstruct the original sequence correctly in its entirety?

  37. "Impossible After All" by jlv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the best ways to make it happen is to declare it's "impossible". It gives people something to strive for.

    1. Re:"Impossible After All" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the best ways to make it happen is to declare it's "impossible". It gives people something to strive for.

      Making 2+2=5 over the standard integer set is impossible. Have fun.

      What you are implying is that stating that something is impossible automatically makes it possible. That is idiotic by any standard.

  38. What about possible cells from t. Rex fossil? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    For those who don't know, in 2005 it was announced a paleontologist had inadvertently found what appeared to be remnants of blood and or related items inside a t. Rex fossil. Three reference stories:

    Story 1

    Storey 2

    Story 3

    IF, and that's a big if, what this paleontologist has found is un-fossilized bits of t. Rex, would it be possible to see if any bits of DNA remain? As she states in the third article, she is not equipped to look for DNA and so can't do it.

    Not doubting what the research has found, but if this stuff is something that is real, would it hurt to look and prove the exception to the rule?

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    1. Re:What about possible cells from t. Rex fossil? by ledow · · Score: 2

      Actually, it was 1993.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Schweitzer

      And it's been pretty discredited since then.

      If all else fails, Google these things and look for the magic words: Consensus between independent researchers with respectable backgrounds.

      Without that, nothing means anything. Just this woman career path and the subjects of her official qualifications are enough to worry me.

    2. Re:What about possible cells from t. Rex fossil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but discarding eyewitness testimony because it doesn't fit theories does not do well for scientific credibility.

    3. Re:What about possible cells from t. Rex fossil? by Zinho · · Score: 2

      Actually, it was 1993.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Schweitzer

      And it's been pretty discredited since then.

      If all else fails, Google these things and look for the magic words: Consensus between independent researchers with respectable backgrounds.

      Without that, nothing means anything. Just this woman career path and the subjects of her official qualifications are enough to worry me.

      From the wikipedia article you quoted:

      A more recent study (October 2010) published in PLoS ONE contradicts the conclusion of Kaye and supports Schweitzer's original conclusion.[14]

      14^ Peterson, JE; Lenczewski, ME; Reed, PS (October 2010). Stepanova, Anna. ed. "Influence of Microbial Biofilms on the Preservation of Primary Soft Tissue in Fossil and Extant Archosaurs". PLoS ONE 5 (10): 13A. doi:10.1371/journal.pone.0013334.

      It sounds like her research isn't as discredited as you make it sound.

      What part of her official qualifications are in question? Would you rather that her Ph.D. in Biology come from an institution more prestigious than Montana State University? The field she's working in is quite new; there are very few specimens of intact tissue from that long ago, and not many people are working on it. Broad consensus is hard to reach in young fields, if only because of the small number of qualified researchers.

      I'm not saying that we should start conspiracy theories that "the Man" is keeping her down, nor that we should look at her results with unskeptical credulity. On the other hand, your response to her research sounds like an ad hominem attack instead of an actual argument about the research's merit. Cut the girl some slack; if she's wrong she'll have plenty of rope to hang herself with. If she's right, though, we shouldn't reject her results just because they disagree with our preconceived notions.

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  39. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  40. Maybe just look harder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet this was possible...
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    Amplification and sequencing of DNA from a 120-135-million-year-old weevil.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8505978

  41. Ignorance is bliss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This ignores the ability to do statistical analysis of the breakdown products, and the ability to build the DNA from the analysis. It may be impossible to use the DNA, but that does not mean it is impossible to rebuild it.

  42. That's OK, I just want some dodo omelette by BLToday · · Score: 1

    521 years is well within the range of the dodo. Time to get started scientists.

  43. Impossible? More like extremely difficult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely with a large enough sample & the fact that most organisms share the vast majority of DNA make-up you'd be able to piece together an accurate picture of dinosaur DNA in-spite of half life degradation?

    I mean, it's not going to be linear in the way that half the data would be lost forever so if you have many samples, you'd surely be able to find some parts of the sequence which could fill the gaps where other parts are lost.

  44. ~1.5 million years? More than enough time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...since the world is only about 6000 years old!

    1. Re:~1.5 million years? More than enough time by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      ...since the world is only about 6000 years old!

      Don't know if you were aiming for funny/ironic or trolling or simply delusional.

      In any case you made me smile.

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  45. But... what if we just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if we just bookmark the DNA under our Coding sub-directory that is synced to The Cloud?
    Surely that should save it?

  46. I don't see the problem by masman · · Score: 2

    Since dinosaurs went extinct just 6000 years ago, it shouldn't be all that hard to find some DNA that's not too terribly degraded.

  47. water ubiquitous except where its not by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

    My house is built on layers of rock containing some amazingly well preserved ~400M year old fossils, and there appears to be very little water because the iron in the clay is not rusted, making it bright blue instead of brown. It is brown however where the rocks have been cracked and water can get through.

  48. A major piece of data for creationists... by PRMan · · Score: 1

    Maybe Neanderthals are not that old.... The better question, is how do we have dinosaurs with red blood cells? If DNA can barely survive for 500+ years, and cannot survive more than 1.5 million, how do red blood cells last 65 million years since the presumed extinction impact event?

    Creationists will be VERY interested in this article.

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  49. Preservation? Ice? Amber? by Dunge · · Score: 0

    What about those?

  50. MORE FROGS!! by WillgasM · · Score: 1

    So this means we're gonna need more frogs to juice?

  51. Viable versus Constructable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What this says is that after many years many DNS bonds have been broken and so that DNA is not viable.

    What it does NOT say is that after many years we can not use that broken DNA to figure out what the DNA sequence must have been when it was alive. Genetics is close to the point where, given damaged DNA, we can figure out what the original sequence was, and artificially construct DNA with that sequence using other material.The damaged T-Rex DNA will tell us what the original T-Rex DNA was, and we will be able to build our own clone from raw chemicals.

  52. DNA mapping Egyptian Qharaohs and families by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    Really?

    IANAScientist but Egypt has spent years DNA testing mummies to identify suspected remains of family dynasties. Most of these are several thousand of years old. By the logic of the article there should be less than 6% of the DNA remaining in a 2000 year old mummy. Yet time after time they have been able to identify remains that have markers clearly indicating they are related.

       

    1. Re:DNA mapping Egyptian Qharaohs and families by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

      About 6% of the links would still be present, not 5% of the DNA. That means the vast majority of the available sequences are very very short, but statistically there's going to be longer sequences mixed in. And you'll have a massive number of copies of the total DNA strand. So long as they are long enough to be unique, you can start merging them together to expand what you have.

      For instance, if you have one sequence that goes 123412321*242213422332* and another that goes
      *242213422332*1323451234, based on the overlapping sections (between the *), you can construct one longer sequence:
      123412321*242213422332*1323451234.

      Which can then be combined with other sequences in turn. A few hundred thousand iterations later you can do you genealogical research on your 2000 (or 10000) year old mummy.

  53. sp. Pharoahs by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    Cut and Paste error

  54. Longevity of DNA in living beings. by tragedy · · Score: 1

    Given this half-life of 521 years for DNA preserved in fossils, I have to wonder about the half-life of DNA in living things. Specifically in us. Based on that figure, after 40 years, a little over 5% of the DNA in anything would have self-destructed. Although it turns out that we do, after all, grow new cells in our brains, some of our cells, such as the really, really long ones in our spinal cords are there for life, are pretty vital, and are not replaced. If the DNA in those cells spontaneously destroys itself, then they die. So, the question I have is, how many of them can we lose before we're paralyzed. Also, the 521 years seems to be some sort of averaged upper limit. The kinds of conditions they suggest will destroy the DNA are far, far more common in the human body, so being in a living human body should push that half-life way way down. By the reasoning they're using in this story, it seems like a human body would necessarily have to stop functioning within a timeframe much shorter than an average lifespan.

    Now, I think it probably is pretty unlikely that dinosaur DNA could last until modern times. But I've seen enough of these back of an envelope calculations by people with some sort of axe to grind against some pet peeve of theirs. In this case, the pet peeve being the idea that DNA could survive tens of millions of years. Lots of ridiculous ideas about living things, especially about dinosaurs, have been "proven" this way in the past. The proofs never seem to hold up to actual real-world evidence. One of my favorites is a double-whammy. It was once "proven" that large sauropods couldn't have spent their lives walking around on the bottom of lakes and swamps with their heads held up to the surface to breath because the pressure at those depths would have crushed their throats. It sounds like a pretty good theory when you apply a pressure of about one extra atmosphere to something like a garden hose. When you apply it to a sauropods neck, which is a construction of bone and cartilage and muscle, thicker at the base than a human is tall, it's clearly ridiculous. If they were adapted to live walking around on the bottom of bodies of water, the throats of sauropods would have been able to suck air down against the pressure. The double whammy part is that the theory that useless "proof" was disproving was itself based on a similar ridiculous "proof". The theory in question was that large sauropods had to spend their lives in water because their legs clearly couldn't have taken the strain. The problem is, the assumptions that went into that "proof" also would have disallowed all kinds of other large animals, including other large dinosaurs who clearly didn't live in water and probably modern elephants as well. So, it was one ridiculous proof to disprove another.

    Similar logic has disproven all sorts of things, such as kangaroos and sturgeon (which have both been calculated to not exist because they supposedly did not consume enough food to provide all the energy they use). Bees and other insects have been proven incapable of flying, etc. I remember an example in a math magazine in school when I was very young which explained that dragons couldn't fly because their wings couldn't generate enough downward thrust to counter their weight. Quite aside from the large number of assumptions needed to actually get any figures for imaginary animals, the article completely ignored the fact that there's almost nothing in nature that flies by directly countering its weight with downward thrust. It also ignored the existence of winged flying machines in excess of 300 tons.

    So, I take anything like this with a huge grain of salt. It very probably is the case that dinosaur DNA hasn't been preserved (except in their descendants), but the "proof" is a pointless mathematical game. They might as well be counting the letters in bible verses to find hidden codes.

    1. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on that figure, after 40 years, a little over 5% of the DNA in anything would have self-destructed.

      What do you think cancer is?

    2. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      But cancer is generally caused by carcinogens. Viruses and all kinds of nasty chemicals that we get in our bodies as a result of being alive, moving around, breathing, eating and touching things. If DNA under preservative conditions suitable for fossilization has a half-life of just 512 years, then, in a human body exposed to all these things the rate of DNA destruction (sometimes leading to cancer, but mostly just to cell death) should probably be a lot higher than our survival rate suggests.

    3. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living things are constantly copying their DNA, repairing it, etc.. Worrying about it breaking down in a living thing is nonsense unless that living thing has various enzyme deficiencies (which would probably be serious enough that it would never become viable, it needs to start from one cell and make a copy for every single one...).

    4. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Living cells do not last 40 years. Even bone cells are typically replaced every 17 years. Plus a living cell could have mechanism to repair broken bonds in its DNA that a dead cell does not.

    5. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      DNA repair mechanisms I'll grant you, although none of the repair mechanisms I've heard of seem like they'd be able to deal with the kind of destruction the article talks about. As for the "living cells do not last 40 years" statement, I have to ask just what you're smoking? While the brain turns out to be more capable of regeneration than once believed, most of the cells in the brain do, in fact, last you a lifetime. Also, plenty of women are capable of having children well past the age of 40. Since women possess their full complement of ova from before their own births and they don't generate more during their lifetimes, how exactly can a woman have children after age 40 if what you say is true. Then there's the specific example I gave of the long neurons in the spinal cord. They grow with you throughout your life to their great length. They're essentially stretched into place. Your body can no more replace one of those cells than it can re-attach a long tendon that's been completely dislocated. If they didn't last more than 40 years, everyone over 40 would be paralyzed.

    6. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Living things are constantly copying their DNA, yes. But that's irrelevant here unless you have some examples of living cells copying DNA as a replacement for the DNA in that cell's nucleus rather than copying it in the process of producing a new cell. As for repair, that is relevant. The question is if that repair is actually able to deal with the kind of self destruction the article is talking about. As far as I know, most such repair mechanisms correct errors during replication. Are there any repair mechanisms that will actually fix DNA strands that basically just break, or do they just fix the kinds of problems that would still leave the DNA perfectly readable, just with a slight error?

    7. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Your disproof of the bottom-walking sauropod model in flawed. The big problem isn't in the throats. Or in the intercostal (between-rib) muscles. It's the blood pressure.

      Put your sauropod on the bottom of a lake, it's lungs at 10m below air surface (for a number). The purpose of breathing is to oxygenate (and de-carbon-dioxide-ate) the blood. To achieve that, you've got to have blood circulation. which means that the absolute blood pressure will be (say) 2.15 atmospheres (= 1 atm for the atmosphere + 1 atm for the water depth + 0.15 atm differential pressure from the heart's pumping effort (114mm Hg, approx)) . Meanwhile, the absolute atmospheric pressure inside the alveoli will be around 1.00001 atm. So, the pressure differential across the alveoli lining is 2.14999 atm.

      Divers who have (inadvertently) been exposed to such pressure differentials, die. Their lungs either grossly rupture, or so much fluid seeps from the blood into the lungs that the diver drowns in his own pulmonary oedema. That starts to happen at a differential pressure of around 0.2atm (people vary) in humans. In whales, it is less studied, but their lungs are rarely more than 5-odd m deep when they're in-/ex-haling, suggesing a limit for them of around 0.5 atm. (Incidentally, some ichnofossils of sauropods prove that they did enter water and swim ; but that does not require that their lungs were much more than 3-4m below the surface.)

      There are other reasons for the bottom-walking sauropod model to be wrong.

      I'm much more cautious about the reported result than many of the people commenting here. For this particular underground environment, then yes, that would seem to be the result of their calculations. But for other underground environments, other results would be found. That would be environments with different temperature conditions, with different groundwater pH, with different oxygen concentrations ; there's three degrees of freedom. I'd be surprised if concentrations of metal cations (e.g. Ca++) didn't have an effect ; anions likewise.

      Oh, I suppose I'd better RTFA ... and sure enough, the last paragraph of the article is

      Moreover, the researchers found that age differences accounted for only 38.6% of the variation in DNA degradation between moa-bone samples. âoeOther factors that impact on DNA preservation are clearly at work,â says Bunce. âoeStorage following excavation, soil chemistry and even the time of year when the animal died are all likely contributing factors that will need looking into.â

      Quelle surprise, not.

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    8. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Your disproof of the bottom-walking sauropod model in flawed

      It wasn't my disproof, just the one I'd been exposed to which was simple, elegant, and clearly wrong. As I said, the bottom-walking sauropod theory was based on a fallacious "proof" that adult sauropods wouldn't have been able to support their own weight out of the water in the first place. But the reasoning behind disproving it based on pressure issues also seems to be pretty flawed. The original explanation I remember from my dinosaur loving youth was clearly ridiculous. I also have some issues with your much more reasonable explanation. Either way, I think it's pretty unlikely that sauropods actually did walk around on the very bottom of lakes with just their heads sticking above water. Quite aside from the question of why they would even want to, there's the bigger question of why they wouldn't just be able to swim. Actually declaring it impossible, however, seems ridiculous.

      Now, you made some very good points, but I'm not going to start out with the points you made, I'm going to start out with dragons and planes. The proof about dragons being unable to fly essentially boils down to the idea that nothing that big could possibly fly. That, however, immediately runs into the problem that we have planes weighing up to 640 tons (with a cargo capacity of 250 tons, so we're talking about .89 kilotons), which means that back of the envelope calculations about weight and wing surface area have to either take a back seat to proven reality or they have to model the real world a lot better to be taken seriously. For your proof about the impossibility of bottom-walking sauropods, I'm going to start with surface-fed diving. It works and the divers don't die (ok, sometimes they do, but not _all_ the time). So, right off the bat, we have a living thing that's not at all adapted to standing on the bottom and breathing through a long tube to the surface nevertheless standing on the bottom and breathing through a long tube to the surface. The principle is obviously sound, even if the implementation is different.

      The big problem isn't in the throats. Or in the intercostal (between-rib) muscles. It's the blood pressure.

      Put your sauropod on the bottom of a lake, it's lungs at 10m below air surface (for a number). The purpose of breathing is to oxygenate (and de-carbon-dioxide-ate) the blood. To achieve that, you've got to have blood circulation. which means that the absolute blood pressure will be (say) 2.15 atmospheres (= 1 atm for the atmosphere + 1 atm for the water depth + 0.15 atm differential pressure from the heart's pumping effort (114mm Hg, approx)) . Meanwhile, the absolute atmospheric pressure inside the alveoli will be around 1.00001 atm. So, the pressure differential across the alveoli lining is 2.14999 atm.

      Divers who have (inadvertently) been exposed to such pressure differentials, die. Their lungs either grossly rupture, or so much fluid seeps from the blood into the lungs that the diver drowns in his own pulmonary oedema. That starts to happen at a differential pressure of around 0.2atm (people vary) in humans. In whales, it is less studied, but their lungs are rarely more than 5-odd m deep when they're in-/ex-haling, suggesing a limit for them of around 0.5 atm. (Incidentally, some ichnofossils of sauropods prove that they did enter water and swim ; but that does not require that their lungs were much more than 3-4m below the surface.)

      I'm focus here on the fact that we're talking about an animal with a ten meter long neck. It's easy to "prove" that an animal with such a neck will die from the pressure differential just from raising or lowering its head even outside of the water based on comparisons with other animals such as humans and whales and their tolerances. In fact, it's easy to prove the same for an animal with a 2-meter long neck. Such an animal simply couldn't possibly exist, but giraffes nevertheless do. Similarly, bipedal humans above

    9. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      So, right off the bat, we have a living thing that's not at all adapted to standing on the bottom and breathing through a long tube to the surface nevertheless standing on the bottom and breathing through a long tube to the surface

      In terms of pressure (which is what matters here - ask anyone who lived through the 1940s and 50s thanks to an iron lung), the long tube isn't "at surface" ; it's at the depth to which it's pressure is equivalent. (I work routinely with installations that include saturation divers ; they use the "descending", "at depth", "surfacing" terminology for pressure changes, not for physical movements. And surfacing can easily take a week while you're sat "in the pot" on deck.)

      Looking through the rest of your post, you need to review your basic physiology and anatomy before you sit your diving exams. I don't have time to go through it in detail (field trip tomorrow, 5 hours driving to do this evening to get there), but your understanding of anatomy and physiology are dangerously flawed. If you're planning on doing anything that requires such knowledge, you really need to correct this. (Sport diving is one of the most common such situations for the man in the street ; the safety procedures for flying over water are common in my locale, and your misunderstandings could kill you.)

      OK, two points :

      For that matter, it might even have dedicated muscles in various parts of its body just for that purpose, or even secondary hearts.

      This would leave appreciable anatomical evidence - major blood vessels do leave marks on bones. If you know of anatomical evidence published in the peer-reviewed scientific literature of someone reporting evidence to support this, please cite it. Palaeontology is a science where rampant speculation is very much constrained by the evidence present. (I'm a geologist by trade, working offshore hence the diving equipment ; I do keep a reasonably close eye on "the literature"

      That's not very far-fetched in animals that had secondary "brains" (not real brains, I know).

      Oh that ... poor choice of terms (I'm tempted to call it a "lie", but that would imply deliberate misleading which I don't think was present). Some (but only some) dinosaurs show evidence of a swelling (a "ganglion") in the lowermost spine, which in the 1870s or 1880s was described occasionally as a "secondary brain". And the name has stuck. You've got a similar ganglion spread through your sacral vertebrae and lowest spine, and proportionately it's not much smaller. Some reflex actions get routed through it. Do you feel as if you've got a "secondary brain"?

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    10. Re:Longevity of DNA in living beings. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Arrgh. Wrote a detailed response to this and Slashdot swallowed it because I started it then came back later to finish it. I'm just going to summarize rather than retype it.

      For starters. Regarding pressure, congratulations for knowing so much about it. Trying to change what I said, then disagreeing with your modified version of what I said isn't very honest. I didn't say anything about the tube being "at surface".

      You try to insult me by basically claiming that I'm not just stupid, but dangerously stupid. Without providing one example, you claim that I know nothing about anatomy or physiology. In my original post that I lost, I wrote out a list of the 11 things I could find in the post in question that I stated about anatomy or physiology. None of them seemed to be wrong. The ones that were speculation were speculation. I'm not going to do your work for you again. If you want to call me an idiot, you're going to have to do more than just declare everything I say wrong.

      Major blood vessels do leave marks on bones. Despite that, I challenge you to find any evidence on bones that tells you that any sauropod even had a heart let alone where it was located.

      Palaeontology is a science where rampant speculation is very much constrained by the evidence present

      Not going to bother being polite on this one. You're a condescending, hypocritical sophist with no humility and apparently little respect for real science. _You_ are the one speculating wildly without evidence about the capabilities of long-extinct animals. You not only speculate based only on unsupported weak modeling (you're using the underwater capabilities of a _human_ for your model, for crying out loud), but you then declare your speculation to be absolute fact. Somehow, despite this, I have to be held to a higher standard in my own speculation? And my speculation is only to find what ifs that throw your theory into doubt. I'm not at all trying to claim that any of my speculation is the way things actually were. I think that some things are sadly probably unknowable and the truth of bottom dwelling sauropods is probably one of those things (although we can probably be 99% confident that the truth is that they didn't live that way). There just isn't enough evidence left to ever decide conclusively. We can say with very good confidence that all evidence is that they didn't live that way, but we can't say with any scientific honesty that it was impossible, based on the evidence.

      Oh that ... poor choice of terms (I'm tempted to call it a "lie", but that would imply deliberate misleading which I don't think was present).

      And here you're saying that I'm either an idiot or a liar, but you're going to be the bigger man and just call me an idiot. How fair and reasonable of you.

      Some (but only some) dinosaurs

      Such as brachiosaurs, which are one of the large sauropods we're discussing.

      show evidence of a swelling (a "ganglion") in the lowermost spine, which in the 1870s or 1880s was described occasionally as a "secondary brain". And the name has stuck.

      Yes, the name has stuck and now it's pretty much traditional. Thus my use of it along with notations to indicate that I'm fully aware it's not a brain.

      You've got a similar ganglion spread through your sacral vertebrae and lowest spine, and proportionately it's not much smaller

      Wow, you talk down to me as if I'm an idiot and then you come out with garbage like this. "proportionately it's not much smaller". What meaningless nonsense. Proportionately, the neck of a baby sauropod with a 10 centimeter long neck is the same length as the 10 meter long one from our discussion. So, by your reasoning above, if that baby sauropod can stand on the bottom with just its head above water and breathe then the adult can do. You know, because it's "proportionately" the same thing.

      S

  55. No molecule degrades identically, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if millions of cells are analyzed, won't they each have different parts of the chain degraded (or more to the point, intact)? Looking at patterns of surviving snippets, couldn't we conceivably put together a complete chain, given enough samples?

  56. Half-Life and Dinosaurs? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

    The perfect combination! When will it be up on Steam?

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  57. Permafrost. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    The mammoth caracas they excavated was buried in permafrost, so these half-life numbers would not apply.

    1. Re:Permafrost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mammoth caracas they excavated was buried in permafrost, so these half-life numbers would not apply.

      Freezer burn?

    2. Re:Permafrost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually a valid concern, the formation of large ice crystals in frozen organic samples causes cellular walls to burst, making it more likely that the inside material becomes further damaged.

      This is why frozen meats sometimes have a different texture after being frozen than before.

    3. Re:Permafrost. by fisted · · Score: 1

      It only applies for gradual freezings tho, especially around the one-digit negative degrees C. It already being cold as fuck where the mammoth lived, the stage where water forms sharp-edged crystals might have been a pretty short one, especially near the surface (of the mammoth)

  58. Just make a Dino from existing birds and DNA hax! by EGSonikku · · Score: 1

    As Jack Horner discusses in this TED Talk:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0QVXdEOiCw8

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  59. Not science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The stability of DNA embedded in amber was not measured, which was the entire premise of Jurassic Park. Therefore, the authors' dismissal of DNA embedded in amber as being sufficiently stable to support a "Jurassic Park" scenario is complete and utter speculation, not science. This all seems like a coordinated plan between authors and publisher (Nature) to get attention.

  60. Defintion of "half-life"? by Theovon · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure that the summary's defintion of half-life is correct. It says that after 521 years, half of the bonds would be gone. If you took out half of the bonds, all you'd have is pairs of nucleotides, which would mean all of the DNA is basically destroyed as far as genetic sequences are concerned. Typically, half-life means "the time after which half remains."

    So if applied in the sense, I'd expect half-life to mean "the time after which half of the DNA is properly intact." In other words, after 521 years, on average, all of your chromosomes would be broken in half.

    But that doesn't seem right either. I'd expect it to decay must faster.

    1. Re:Defintion of "half-life"? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      You don't take out every other bond once every 521 years, you take out 50% of the bonds randomly. A lot of your DNA is going to be totally destroyed, but DNA is very long, and you've got an awfully large number of copies in any significant sample. Out of trillions of base pairs and hundreds of thousands of copies, you're going to have sections of DNA tens of thousands of base pairs long that are still intact after a single half life. All you need to do is start stitching them together where they overlap and you can recover thew hole thing.

  61. How about in space? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

    So, if DNA has such a hard time traveling in time, how about in the interplanetary/interstellar environment, where UV and radiation exposure can be pretty bad?

    I mean, if DNA can't survive on earth, for very long, could viable organisms realistically transit from planet to planet or star system to star system by natural means?

    In the past, I've argued that exposure to radiation would eventually degrade to randomness any complex organic molecule in the harsh environment of space. The only shot that something organic traveling at any reasonable speed could get from star to star or even from planet to planet would be either to be massively shielded, or to be metabolically active and continually repairing damage. Also, that "eventually" was a far smaller timescale than, say, star system to star system, or even most likely interplanetary trajectories. And then there's the re-entry problem....

    Was I right?

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    1. Re:How about in space? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      The half life given was for 13.1 C In space your temps will vary wildly depending on the samples proximity to a star and if the sample is facing the star.

  62. Cracking bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I'm saying. A few years ago there were researchers cracking open fossils to reveal soft tissue.

  63. Did the summary read itself? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    The summary could actually be correct, but it shouts (perhaps incorrectly) "I am stupid!" Why not include the obviously-needed missing thought?

    1. Ubiquitous ground water causes 500 year half life
    2. In Jurassic Park scenario, the DNA is totally isolated from ground water contamination, so the 500 year rule would apparently not apply
    3. ???
    4. Jurassic Park can't happen.
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  64. Not sure why this is a problem by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    After all, since the earth is only 9000 years old, and Jesus rode dinosaurs, we just have to get DNA from those and then ask an Angel to transmogrify it back into usable DNA.

    Right?

    (actually, extreme cold is why we have mammoth DNA and may result in dinosaur DNA, I'm just arguing the Moron Viewpoint)

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  65. Testable by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this be testable. There are plenty of corpses from 521 hundred years ago. Get DNA from something 521 years old. Check how many bonds are broken.

  66. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life, will find a way

      - Jeff Goldblum

  67. the mammoth DNA is frozen by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the assumptions in the 521 year half life number is that we are above freezing temperatures. so mammoth DNA has a different experience

    there are arguments to make that frozen water would lengthen the half life (frozen water is not as chemically active) or shorten it (ice crystals shredding the dna physically rather than chemically)

    i'm not knowledgeable enough to guess if the frozen effect would save the DNA better or shred it even worse, but i think it is a valid to say that the half life would be a lot different if you are dealing with a corpse that was frozen at death and stayed that way in permafrost the entire thousands of years time before getting to a modern biotech lab

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    1. Re:the mammoth DNA is frozen by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it also begs the question did the journalist(or researchers) see jurassic park? groundwater would not have been issue since the dna was enclosed in resin.

      now background radiation and everything else messing with the dna would probably make it nonviable, but not groundwater.

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    2. Re:the mammoth DNA is frozen by taiwanjohn · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing.

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  68. well then good news for by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    Great Auk

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk

    Dodo

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo

    Baiji

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baiji

    Caribbean Monk Seal

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbean_monk_seal

    etc., etc.

    And my favorite, I really want to see these:

    Stellar's Sea Cow

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steller's_sea_cow

    Come On Science!

    I want my whale shark sized arctic manatees!

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  69. What if... by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

    ...the sample was encased in tree sap at death and it turned into amber? Would that preserve the DNA?

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  70. 521, I guess with stipulations. by Zeio · · Score: 1

    521 - a guess.

    http://singularityhub.com/2012/03/20/raising-the-mammoth-%E2%80%93-russian-and-korean-scientists-set-out-to-bring-back-the-extinct-giant/

    They seem to think DNA is viable in the samples from Russia are good for more than 400,000 years.

    I think that biological material will be reconstructable and this 521 years thing is a made up number. It has to do with the initial conditions and how the sample is preserved.

    In 2005 Haak et al. sequenced the DNA of 7500yo farmers from a grave in Derenburg, Germany.

    So ths 521 thing - not sure what the point is.

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  71. Game DNA by jitterman · · Score: 1

    I imagine if you inject the original "Half-Life's" code into a system 521 years from now, people will stare in awe and perplexity as a crowbar emerges from the > and bashes their heads in.

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  72. In the great words of Dr Malcolm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life always finds a way...

  73. Neanderthal DNA?... by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    Neanderthal DNA? Didn't somebody do somthing with their DNA?
    Huh? Am I missing somthing? 50,000 years and it's still readable?

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  74. The paper is about a test... by slew · · Score: 1

    The paper was about a test. They tested bones of moas (a recently extinct flightless bird from NZ) that were between 600 and 8000 years old. http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21628864.600-dnas-halflife-identified-using-fossil-bones.html

    Part of the reason a DNA half-life has been so elusive is that it is hard to find a large enough cache of samples that have been exposed to similar conditions. The moa bones were all between 600 and 8000 years old, and came from a 5-kilometre-wide area of New Zealand's South Island, key factors for the researchers to identify a regular pattern of decay.

    With an estimated burial temperature of 13 ÂC, the DNA's half-life was 521 years - almost 400 times longer than expected from lab experiments at similar temperatures.

    The conclusion is not just that some bonds decayed in 521 years, but the data over the time frame sorta fit an exponental decay model (R2 = 0.39) from which you can say there is such a thing as a half-life (as opposed to some other decay process). For those not versed in statistics, that R2 isn't great fit, but somewhat speculative (1.0 is perfect fit, 0.5 sorta means about 1/2 of the variation can be explained by exponential decay).

    For completeness, they also only measured mitochondrial DNA decay (aparently 242 base pairs), and extrapolated from other studies that nuclear DNA degrades twice as fast as mtDNA. mtDNA used for this because there are generally many more copies per cell (each cell can have several mitochondria, but only 1 nucleus). Also, it would be impractical to extract from chromosomes and measure all the bonds that broke in a nuclear DNA sample with current technology.

  75. 250M Year bacteria revival? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was reported over a decade ago that somebody revived 250M year old bacteria.

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=reviving-ancient-bacteria

    If a sample is dessicated, it sounds like the 521Y half life goes out the window.

  76. infinity by blogagog · · Score: 0

    "That means that after 521 years, half of the bonds between nucleotides in the backbone of a sample would have broken; after another 521 years half of the remaining bonds would have gone; and so on." Surely you realize that this means that there would be at least one perfect set of DNA close to forever, right?

  77. God by MadSkillzKiwi · · Score: 1

    Only God can create new dinosaurs.

    1. Re:God by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Wrong.

      I watched pairs of sky-rats fucking together to create new dinosaurs every year for a half-decade, on the roof of the apartment next to mine. And boy, did those bloody sky rats squawk and screech at each other every bloody morning noon and night.

      Dinosaurs can create new dinosaurs without godly-intervention.

      (Birds are not dinosaur descendants ; birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs".)

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  78. You Didn't Say The Magic Word! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    employ one grossly overweight hacker.

  79. Exactly * 10^23! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good question!

  80. Half life of Half Life by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

    The reverse half-life of Half Life games is 521 years: After 521 years, half of Half Life 3 will be complete.

    Therefore, much like shooting a tortoise at a tree, Half Life 3 will never be finished.

  81. Re:De-Shredding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally possible. You know which is which... from libraries and centralized, open sequence publication. Still dangerous areas to make public for manipulation, if you ask me.

    There's algos for such things:
    http://tech.slashdot.org/story/11/12/02/2334236/san-francisco-team-wins-darpas-de-shredding-contest

  82. Inquiring minds want to know by PacRim+Jim · · Score: 1

    Then how did Germans at Max Planck Institute sequence the genome of Neanderthals, who disappeared 30,000 years ago?

  83. Time travel by XrayJunkie · · Score: 1

    With time travel, jurassic parc can become reality. I already created a kickstarter project.

  84. 521 years, three digits, really? by Herve5 · · Score: 1

    The reason I won't read the original material is this.
    Three-digits precision, after this long explanation that it all depends on so many immensely variable environmental features, from water to bacteria.

    I didn't ask for an error bar, no, but just some rounding that makes sense.
    Three digits here MEANS they are just not serious.

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  85. Zeno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we can indefinitely keep dividing by two, there will always be an amount of viable DNA left!

  86. I SCOFF at IMPOSSIBLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a noted scientist says something is possible, he is most likely right.
    But when he says something is IMPOSSIBLE, he is most likely WRONG.

    Paraphrased--but prophetic in WAY too many cases to dismiss.

  87. Seems wrong by hidave · · Score: 1

    Russian scientists just successfully grew flowers from seeds that were 32,000 years old. Explain that!

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  88. Fill in the gaps with frog DNA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I saw that in a movie somewhere...

  89. DNA Half life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So , it means that we have gotted Mummie's DNA are wrong?
    New study says that DNA half like is only 521year..
    It means that all done study regarding ancient genetic material are wrong...Becoz it's backbone is not proper!!!
    Wow....Good!!!!!