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  1. Re:Really? on California Wants To Put E-Ads On License Plates · · Score: 1

    Assuming they have an intelligent advertising system, we might be able to deduce that there was only one black sedan displaying "WALMART ROLLS BACK PRICES" in the area at that time.

  2. Re:I'm glad we have this new technology.. on Over a Third of the Internet Is Pornographic · · Score: 2, Funny

    i can has porn? No, i cant has porn but DROID DOES.

  3. Re:Italy? on Geologists Might Be Charged For Not Predicting Quake · · Score: 1

    These "I have a patent/copyright" threads tend to become a recursive hierarchy of users having a copyright on the above poster's comment. But, as with any base case... I have a patent on joking about having patents on suing people and am now sueing you for infinity billion yen.

  4. Re:way to drive on Geologists Might Be Charged For Not Predicting Quake · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that this is another case of Corporate Greed. But personally I blame the Obama Administration.

  5. Re:New controversy: Google leading porn industry. on Over a Third of the Internet Is Pornographic · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, ever since I learned google images has a "find similar images" feature, I have been using it as a sort of cloud-porn-computing system. And google videos is nice too... google is my GOTO porn site these days.

  6. New controversy: Google leading porn industry. on Over a Third of the Internet Is Pornographic · · Score: 1

    Google now processes hundreds of thousands of Gigabytes of pornography per day. Each second, Google processes more porn than you have on your flash drive, iPhone, and desktop combined.

  7. Re:Hope this works on Chatroulette Working On Genital Recognition Algorithm · · Score: 1

    Why won't the algorithm work? Well, unless it soaks up too much server time and they simply can't afford the algorithm. I mean, image recognition has come a long ways since the 90s. In fact, there are some completely free computer vision APIs that are pretty powerful.

  8. Re:So, tests are left out in the cold? on The Beginnings of Encrypted Computing In the Cloud · · Score: 1

    We don't need to discern the information, that's the whole goddamned point. It means we can solve a+b=c, without ever knowing what a, b, or c are.

  9. Re:news at eleven on Chrome OS To Support "Legacy" PC Apps Through Remote Access · · Score: 1

    The interface is the news, not the implementation. Streaming videos online is to TV as this is to VNC.

  10. Re:So, tests are left out in the cold? on The Beginnings of Encrypted Computing In the Cloud · · Score: 1

    We only require a basic set of instructions to build complete programs. Specifically, we only need enough of them to achieve Turing Completeness. Modern processors usually have upwards of 30 basic instructions, most of them simply save time. With this sort of encryption, we can't have those same time saving shortcuts. Further, we are forced into using process visualization, with absolutely no way to utilize a JIT Compiler. Because of this, Fully Homomorphic Encryption it incredibly time consuming. It's akin to writing an Interpreter in an already Interpreted programming language.

  11. Re:Libraries on Sneak Preview For Coming KDE SC 4.5 · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's not about boosting performance, it's about making the source code easier to maintain. You might not see the benefits directly in the end program, but the people who program it will -- less headaches, less debugging, easier to add updates, etc. To satisfy your curiosity, consider the following: I can copy/paste a piece of programming code that does X, but if I need to change that code, I need to change all of the places I paste'd the code. So instead, I let my programming tools handle 'copy/pasting,' so that I can change the code once and my changes will be reflected everywhere. Stuff like that.

  12. Re:DRM, restrictions, outcry on iPhone SDK Agreement Shuts Out HyperCard Clone · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is too a general computing platform. The iPad hosts extremely advanced IO capabilities and a Turing Complete processor instruction set designed for generalized program creation. It's "omni-purpose" in every respect, including how users view it and how Apple allows it to be used. It views porn, it views TV, it streams music, handles spread sheets, hosts maps, handles money, views books, and a list of things included on any desktop computer. The ONLY difference is the interface. People are using it as a general purpose system, and Apple knows it. It IS a general purpose computing platform in every single respect except one: Apple wants tight control.

    Hence the danger. Either Apple is filled with morons (which we all know isn't true or they wouldn't have such nice products) or they are fully aware they are putting their thumb on general purpose computing systems.

  13. Re:DRM, restrictions, outcry on iPhone SDK Agreement Shuts Out HyperCard Clone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that the iPhone and iPad are becoming more or less general computing platforms. This isn't a matter of locking down a single, narrow media device, but a broad multi-purpose system. The iPad is a hell-ouv-lot more than a game console -- it has the potential to completely replace a laptop, depending on the user's needs. Apple is getting a foot-hold on our everyday computing needs, so when they lock down such devices they gain an unbelievable amount of control. If tomorrow, we all switched to Apple devices, we would literally have a technology Big Brother. It's not just a buzz phrase at this point, it's how Apple operates. They think they know best, and they are willing to use their power to get their way. Now, that doesn't mean it would be the end of the world or anything, but it would be a sad day for the tech industry. But hey, we can argue all we want online, I vote with my wallet (i.e. I will never buy anything with an Apple logo.) That is, at least, until I don't have much choice.

  14. Re:Dare I say it? on Oil Leak Could Be Stopped With a Nuke · · Score: 1

    I know, right? This article pleases me so greatly. In fact, I was hoping they might nuke it already. Maybe it'll make the hole bigger and the entire ocean will fill up with oil? That would be so freak'n awesome. Well, at least until my favorite sea food places go out of business and a large portion of the Earth's population dies. But hey, it involves nuclear bombs, so I'm down.

  15. Re:Yeah, it's obvious on Methane-Trapping Ice May Have Triggered Gulf Spill · · Score: 1

    A bunch of engineers (yes, engineers built the rig) accidentally made something go BOOM. It happens when you push Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics to their far limits -- when stuff goes BOOM, sometimes bad things happen. It's like that Time Machine movie where engineers accidentally made the moon crash into the Earth, because they wanted to build an ocean on it using explosives. Well, they wanted to go thousands of feet below the ocean to suck up millions of gallons of fuel buried below the Earths surface, and it went BOOM. I can't blame them, an engineer somewhere is probably crapping himself because he knows it's his fault.

  16. Spill baby spill! on Methane-Trapping Ice May Have Triggered Gulf Spill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, so I'm trolling, wanna fight about it? But in all seriousness, this is why I'm against sudden rapid expansions of industry into sensitive environmental areas.

  17. Re:I don't have the right to make Apple give flash on Flash Is Not a Right · · Score: 1

    I never said Apple owes us Flash. I just said I have the right to do what I want with my personal property. If you don't like it, go screw yourself. And for that matter, Jobs can go screw himself. I will never develop for Apple systems, I will never purchase Apple products, and for that matter I might even avoid hybrid kernels and Objective-C just to be safe.

  18. I don't have the right to make Apple give flash. on Flash Is Not a Right · · Score: 1

    I do have the right to put flash on my personal cell phone.

  19. Suckering in kids isn't the problem. on California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I used to get my Happy Meal as a child, I was more entertained by the toy than my food. I began to have weight problems as I grew older because I saw food as an event, a fun thing, a highlight of my day, instead of something to keep me fueled. High calorie foods aren't healthy, but they don't cause fat kids. Children with normal, healthy eating habits will take two bites of their burger and then run along to play with their new toy. When parents use food as a reward ("You did good on your report card, lets order pizza!") you have a problem. When I got to my mid to later teens, most of my friends had normal eating habits -- they didn't get excited by food like me. I picked up on that, and changed my eating habits to view food as fuel, not fun. It took about three years, but I've lost over 50 pounds and have a proper build complete with muscle tone. Bottom line: unhealthy food itself isn't the problem, it's how we view food in our daily lives. If you snack to pass the time, even when you're not hungry, if you go back for seconds after your pains are gone, you have unhealthy eating habits. Eat to live, don't live to eat. It's a habit our culture in America breeds -- food for fun. Unhealthy food isn't the root cause though (even if it contributes.)

  20. Re:the Lawrences are cunts on Restaurant Refused To Serve Blind Man Because of His "Gay" Dog · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did you even read the /. summary? It clearly said they refused entry even after the dog's papers as a guide dog were shown. In otherwords, they refused entry thinking it was gay, and after proving it was a guide dog, they still refused entry because they thought it was 'also' gay. lurn2read, engrish plox, etc etc.

  21. The efficiency is worth it. on Obama To Decide On New Weapons · · Score: 4, Funny

    It took us nearly a week to export Democracy to Iraq, now we could do it in less than two hours. Sounds like a good deal.

  22. Re:"Porn" isn't the problem, it's just goofing off on Economy Tanked While Government Surfed Porn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh for christsake, it's not nonsensical, it's true. People are terrified of 'sex,' and anything sex related. It's the latest hip-craze to hate crimes involving sexuality. I can almost hear the hissing masses reading this article "Sssssssseeex offendderrssssss!" Bad judgement, yes; It's just as bad as playing Farmville or WoW. Not worse though.

  23. "Porn" isn't the problem, it's just goofing off. on Economy Tanked While Government Surfed Porn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These poor bastards are going to be burned at the afraid-of-sexuality stake, instead of the do-your-damn-job-instead-of-goofing-off stake. They deserve to be fired like any other idiot who goofs off, but I'm sure they're going to be charged with sex crimes of some sort.

  24. Re:Tell Your Wireless ... on Google Street View Logs Wi-Fi Networks, MAC Addresses · · Score: 1

    "Broadcasting something they have to hide," namely, don't give your WiFi signal a stupid name. Other than that, why the **** do I care if someone knows my home WiFi signal name? (It's NetNet, if anyone was wondering. Oh noes my privacy!)

  25. The Chinese Apple. on Steve Jobs Recommends Android For Fans of Porn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apple has a moral responsibility to provide only high quality apps, and sees that it is necessary to forbid anyone from using their iPhone if they do not abide by their rules; This includes banning porn, and politically sensitive matters. China has a moral responsibility to provide only the highest quality websites, and sees that it is necessary to forbid anyone from using their Internet if they do not abide by their rules; This includes banning porn, and politically sensitive matters.