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  1. Re:The human factor on Blizzard Confirms No LAN Support For Starcraft 2 · · Score: 1

    How the hell are 8 people going to connect to battle net at the same time when I only got one lousy dsl connection! The latency would be unacceptable.

  2. Re:Billy Mays here on Ant Mega-Colony Covers the World · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    G-G-G-GHOST!!!!!

  3. The human factor on Blizzard Confirms No LAN Support For Starcraft 2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lan parties are different than online play, because everyone is in the same room. You know everyone who's there, and you can see them from across the room. Nothing is a substitute for human contact, and playing on battle.net won't be the same.

  4. Re:Gun analogy on RIAA Victory Over Usenet.com In Copyright Case · · Score: 1

    And most violent crimes involve males. Should we kill all men?

  5. Windows XP is dead? on One Year Later, "Dead" XP Still Going Strong · · Score: 1

    I'll believe it when netcraft confirms it.

  6. Chris Anderson is not a hypocrit on Malcolm Gladwell Challenges the Idea of "Free" · · Score: 1

    Gladwell just doesn't get it. Chris Anderson IS finding ways to make money off of giving things for free.

    No really, he took something free (wikipedia) and charged money for it.

  7. Re:Captain Obvious on Malcolm Gladwell Challenges the Idea of "Free" · · Score: 1

    Oh, I should add that he makes his readers feel smart... I would guess that's actually the reason he is so successful.

    That's so obvious, it ought to be the thesis of a Malcom Gladwell book.

  8. Re:They're not even keeping the money... on Pirate Bay Announces Sale to Swedish Company For $7.8 Million · · Score: 1

    Which means pretty much the end of BitTorrent as we know it, since most of the pirated content in the world is tracked TPB.

    I guess the MAFIAA has won, after all.

    Ever hear of the hydra?

  9. Re:Sounds bytes on Text Comments Out In YouTube "National Discussion" of Health Care · · Score: 1

    Thank you for compulsively editing my words to conform to some prescribed set of rules when everybody could understand what I said in the first place.

    ...Fascist.

  10. Re:Sounds bytes on Text Comments Out In YouTube "National Discussion" of Health Care · · Score: 1

    Legalizing marijuana is not a good idea because it's popular, but because it's rational.

  11. My predictions for canadas election on Canada Considering Online Voting In Elections · · Score: 0
    My predictions for canadas next election results, from most votes to least.
    1. Xenu
    2. Battletoads
    3. Ron Paul
    4. Someone who's actually running.

    Yeah, online voting never fails.

  12. run for your lives, lolis on Doctors Baffled, Intrigued By Girl Who Doesn't Age · · Score: 1, Funny

    So in two years she'll be 18...But still look like shes 3. Uh oh, better watch out for pedo bear.

  13. Ask Brian Eno for help on How To Get Out of Developer's Block? · · Score: 1

    I ain't really a developer... just a musician. And whenever I have trouble finishing a song, I open up a digital implementation of the Oblique Strategies. The advice they give is pretty vague, so they might be able to help you developers too...though I'd imagine you folks would need your own deck, suited to your field. Should break mental blocks of all sorts.

    Also, have you tried meditation?

  14. Re:The main Disadvantage of Linux on A Practical Guide to Ubuntu Linux 2nd ed. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Totally, I HATE how those open source people update quickly and fix bugs so fast. What is this a race? Slow the fuck down. Some of us have high blood pressure!

    Another thing about linux: It boots up too damn fast. When I was using windows, it took 7 minutes before I got to the desktop, and I used that time to make coffee. Now that linux loads so fast, I don't have time to. Thanks for ruining my morning, linux.

    And I HATE how all these linux programs can be downloaded at no cost. Before linux, I used to make daily trips to best buy, where my wife works, and purchase software. Now I gotta download everything using some bizzare command called "apt-get" (what the fuck does that mean?). So now when am I gonna spend quality time with my wife?

    So yeah, you can take your linux and shove it. Just give me good old crash-a-minute, slow as a snail windows from microsoft. At least they care!

  15. Re:The question is on AV-Test Deems Windows Security Essentials "Very Good" · · Score: 1

    In other words, MS is protecting users from their own ignorance and/or stupidity.

    And nullify what caused them to purchase microsoft products in the first place?

  16. Re:Double Blind? on Need a Favor? Talk To My Right Ear · · Score: 1

    True. If you believed your hypothesis was correct, you might subconsciously alter the way you spoke that would alter the results. Sounds like a self fulfilling prophecy to me.

  17. Re:It comes from on Need a Favor? Talk To My Right Ear · · Score: 1

    The high frequency of right-handedness and the resulting cultural bias that associates right hands with what is proper and good. If it were named after this phenomenon, the term would be "right ear man".

  18. Re:Really? on DNA Suggests Three Basic Human Groups · · Score: 1

    So by your account, inbred populations with dangerously low genetic diversity are highly evolved? Did you fall asleep in science class? Or did you just skip class thinking you could already spout nonsense from your armchair.

  19. Re:How long was the wait? on Hospital Confirms Steve Jobs's Liver Transplant · · Score: 2, Funny

    He didn't need to go on the organ transplant waiting list. There are thousands of apple fanboys who'd gladly give their livers to the almighty jobs in a heartbeat.

  20. Re:Anything is better than Microsoft FUD and whini on Apple's Obsession With Secrecy Grows Stronger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps Apple IS talking about suing Linux vendors...in secret!

  21. Steve Jobs is dead on Apple's Obsession With Secrecy Grows Stronger · · Score: 5, Funny

    He died in a car accident in 2006. The Steve Jobs you see today is a look-alike hired by Apple. The whole illness story was fabricated to explain the subtle differences in appearance between the the look-alike and the real Jobs. What's left of Steve is being held at a cryogenics facility in silicon valley. It's all true. Don't believe me? Play the latest iphone commercial backwards. You can hear a voice say "Steve Jobs is Dead".

  22. Newspapers. Blogs. Forgetting something? on Dutch Gov. Wants To Tax Online Media To Fund Print · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yet again, the Dutch government entirely ignores the welfare of town criers. This is an insult to town criers everywhere! I demand that the dutch government fund the struggling town crier industry by taxing newspaper sales.

    The news ain't free, you know.

  23. Captcha on Has Google Broken JavaScript Spam Munging? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Has this ever been done before: Instead of posting your email on a website, post a link to another website which stores contact information and require users to fill out a captcha before they see your email address. (I realize this is obtrusive, and time consuming. Just curious)

  24. Re:The ultimate irony on Kodak Kills Kodachrome · · Score: 1

    The reason digital camera's are taking over is because it caters to a basic human trait .. laziness !!! I predict there will be a backlash when in ten years when no one no longer has there pictures. I still have pictures my father took back in the 50's not to mention I still have his old camera.

    ...and get of my damn lawn, you kids!

  25. Re:public broadcasting on Minn. Supreme Court Upholds City's Right To Build Own Network · · Score: 1

    Public access to the WWW should be a part of the public broadcasting system for the same reasons information should be freely available to a free people. This, of course, assumes that citizens of the U.S. are still a free people.

    1. Public Broadcasting? Like PBS? The government doesn't run pbs. It grants some funds to it. Otherwise, PBS is independent, and funded by viewers. Same for NPR. From what I understand, this story is about a government run network.
    2. Don't you worry that government run networks would be censored for political purposes?