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Doctors Baffled, Intrigued By Girl Who Doesn't Age

phyrebyrd writes "Brooke Greenberg is the size of an infant, with the mental capacity of a toddler. She turned 16 in January. Brooke hasn't aged in the conventional sense. Dr. Richard Walker of the University of South Florida College of Medicine, in Tampa, says Brooke's body is not developing as a coordinated unit, but as independent parts that are out of sync. She has never been diagnosed with any known genetic syndrome or chromosomal abnormality that would help explain why. Brooke's hair and her nails are the only two things that grow, Howard said. 'She has pajamas and outfits that are 10 or 12 years old,' he said."

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  1. I don't have anything really smart to say by cml4524 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It just struck me reading that... it must really, REALLY suck being the first person to ever have a particular disease.

    1. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by BrightSpark · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, grow up!

    2. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by dintech · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      She has pajamas and outfits that are 10 or 12 years old

      Me too! Sign me up for medical trials and show me the money!

    3. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by dintech · · Score: 1

      Except that you might get it named after. Not really much of a consolation though.

    4. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by SIBM · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What took this so long to hit the media? Must have been a slownewsday

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    5. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by need4mospd · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet they match the Star Wars sheets on your bed too.

    6. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by NickyGotz22 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Stains and all

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    7. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by mg127 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Usually the doctor that "discovers" the disease has it named after him/her.

    8. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by vertinox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It just struck me reading that... it must really, REALLY suck being the first person to ever have a particular disease.

      What if we have it backwards?

      What if she is the first person not to have the disease we all have and that she is aging but really really slow?

      So in 100 years she will have the body of an 18 year old?!

      I mean if you think about it, old age is a disease.

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    9. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Fallingcow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Meh, she'd still accumulate cellular damage and die of cancer eventually. Heart disease would also still be a possibility.

      She'd probably die at 85 of pancreatic cancer or something, but look good doing it.

    10. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by brian0918 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right, because the body has no means of correcting cellular damage...

    11. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to TFA, she's already had cancer, and it just sort of went away with no explanation.

    12. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Vahokif · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? There's probably a perfectly good evolutionary reason for dying of old age. It's just bad (?) for us as individuals.

    13. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wouldn't be so sure of it. From the article:

      In her first six years, Brooke went through a series of medical emergencies from which she recovered, often without explanation. She survived surgery for seven perforated stomach ulcers. She suffered a brain seizure followed by what was diagnosed as a stroke that weeks later left no apparent damage.

      At 4, she fell into a lethargy that caused her to sleep for 14 days. Then, doctors diagnosed a brain tumor, and the Greenbergs bought a casket for her.

      "We were preparing for our child to die," Howard Greenberg said. "We were saying goodbye. And, then, we got a call that there was some change; that Brooke had opened her eyes and she was fine. There was no tumor.

    14. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by marcello_dl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Old age is a feature, not a bug. With less turn-over it would be difficult to life as a whole to adapt to changing environment. It has drawbacks as knowledge lost by the dead individual. Advanced life forms overcome that with culture.

      Earlier simpler life forms probably lacked the aging feature, and were superseded by others who had it.

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    15. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by tonycheese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This idea doesn't seem reasonable. There are definitely many, many disadvantages to being in a vulnerable infant stage for 20 years of your life. Old age isn't good, but not being able to quickly reach a stage where you can fend for yourself is a major problem.

    16. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What if we have it backwards?

      What if she is the first person not to have the disease we all have and that she is aging but really really slow?

      It's like I've been saying- you kids are going _way_ too fast!

      Now, get off my lawn!

    17. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Actually I am not a doctor but I am guessing it's something like Ancephaly where the skull was still developed and somehow they survived without growth hormones ever being regulated (due to missing parts of the brain stem), where parts of the brain were still developed enough to regulate the body? I'm sure it's kinda unique they didn't die but I'm still leaning on Ancephaly. Otherwise you could still have the body of the child but the brain of an adult like the midget guy in india.

    18. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by sorak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It just struck me reading that... it must really, REALLY suck being the first person to ever have a particular disease.

      What if we have it backwards?

      What if she is the first person not to have the disease we all have and that she is aging but really really slow?

      So in 100 years she will have the body of an 18 year old?!

      If she currently has the intellect of a four year old, then I am not too optimistic about her ever living a normal life.

    19. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A disease, by definition, is something abnormal. Since all living things age and die, she IS abnormal. Saying that all living things are diseased and she's the only normal one would just be silly.

      Of course, the other problem is that she probably IS aging. There's not enough info in the article, and I haven't been able to find any details online, but the story does suggest that parts of her body are aging and developing at different paces. Also, they say that there's nothing unusual about her chromosomes/DNA, meaning, I assume, that the telomeres in her DNA are no different than yours or mine. That would mean that, assuming she doesn't die early from disease or a complication of her condition, she'll probably die at the same age as the rest of us - she just won't develop into an adult first.

    20. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by cabjf · · Score: 5, Informative

      That was in the article I read about her. She has had cancer and other issues that seemingly healed themselves.

    21. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by mdm-adph · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Meh, she'd still accumulate cellular damage and die of cancer eventually. Heart disease would also still be a possibility.

      She'd probably die at 85 of pancreatic cancer or something, but look good doing it.

      I'd take that deal.

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    22. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


      Except that you might get it named after

      Sadly, they named my condition Gigantus Penis Maximus Syndrome and left my name right out of it.

    23. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

      I will too.

      I'll be the 112 year old guy with the body of a 43 year old in the corner. Come say Hi!

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    24. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by crmarvin42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I went to HS with a girl who's older brother was the first ever case of a genetic disorder.

      I can't remember their family name but it was named after her older brother, and she had it too. AFAIK, she and her brother are the only 2 documented cases of the disorder. They both had severe scoliosis, a lot of pain, some immune system disorders, and their abdomens were very short when compaired to the rest of their bodies (due to the scoliosis of the spine I assume). Having a disease named after their family was definitely not any sort of consolation either. She graduated first in her class, so it probably won't interfere with the rest of her life. She'll probably just have to explain about it to everyone she meets, and have some medical complications as she gets older and decides whether or not to have kids.

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    25. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by ZirbMonkey · · Score: 1

      Now you know the irony that Lou Gehrig felt when he found out he had Lou Gehrig's disease.

    26. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You take long to think that upon your own?

    27. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

      If she wants to look older she should do what every other 16 year old does:

      Learn to smoke.

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    28. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So she's Wolverine?

    29. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Really? Lou Gehrig was a doctor? wow, the things you learn on /.

    30. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another way of looking at aging is that the evolutionary race is to have children, as many as possible, as quickly as possible. Animals who sacrifice their long-term prospects in favor of getting to reproductive age more quickly, are likely to be highly competitive. There are a lot of biologists who claim there isn't any reason humans can't live as long as Galapagos Tortoises (who seem to live 200 or 300 years) but our environment doesn't select for old age. Anything you do after you've had some kids is just noise, as far as evolution is concerned. (Until, as you say, you develop culture and/or spend time caring for relatives' children, which tends to propagate your genes in a more diffuse manner.)

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    31. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by dark42 · · Score: 1

      So THAT'S why Maggie Simpson is always a baby! Even when they show the Simpsons in the future!

    32. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It just struck me reading that... it must really, REALLY suck being the first person to ever have a particular disease.

      What also really, really, REALLY sucks is having to change her diapers for 16 years.

    33. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many of those "earlier simpler life forms" are still around and doing fine. Bacteria, most notably.

    34. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by archestraty · · Score: 1

      wasnt she a teenager when lisa got married to that english guy?

    35. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by naasking · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Old age is a feature, not a bug. With less turn-over it would be difficult to life as a whole to adapt to changing environment.

      Not necessarily. Older organisms and younger organisms must still compete for the same resources and prove their fitness to survive.

    36. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by oiron · · Score: 1

      And just how many advanced lifeforms have you seen today?

      Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here

    37. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by PatrickThomson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the telomeres in fast-dividing cells are staying long, then she really will live for ever.

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    38. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He said "usually" not "always." Might want to grab a dictionary and check the difference. :P

    39. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too much I am hero lately?

    40. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One wonders (idly, not in a "hey guys! get me my social engineering rifle" kind of way) how quickly one could raise human lifespans to that level by creating an environment that does...

    41. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by bitt3n · · Score: 2, Informative

      Old age is a feature, not a bug. With less turn-over it would be difficult to life as a whole to adapt to changing environment. It has drawbacks as knowledge lost by the dead individual. Advanced life forms overcome that with culture.

      Earlier simpler life forms probably lacked the aging feature, and were superseded by others who had it.

      The question of what causes age has been answered satisfactorily for some time. The cause is the fact that selective pressure decreases with age on account of mishaps associated with being alive. For example, after 10 years, a fly not subject to old age will have a far greater chance of being eaten by a spider than a 10-day old fly, so whatever genes allowed the former to live that long are most likely already lost.

      By contrast, your off-the-cuff theory is hard to support. What of sharks, or other organisms that have hardly changed at all since prehistoric times? Surely they should live extremely long lives by now, since they do not need to "make room" for new editions.

      The whole idea of "making room" for new versions is curious, because if the new versions are indeed superior, they should be able to out-compete the old versions.

    42. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      I mean if you think about it, old age is a disease.

      No, it isn't. It's because nature is largely done with you once your past your reproductive age. There's never been much of a strong reason for people to live beyond that age - speaking in natural selection terms. So we never really evolved a strong need to live longer. Sure, we can help raise our children and grand children beyond our reproductive age a while, but that doesn't have nearly so strong an impact as actually producing more offspring yourself, which gets harder and harder as you get older.

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    43. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Egdiroh · · Score: 3, Informative

      All living things don't age. There are lots of organisms that don't have distinct progeny, and that have in effect been alive for a long long time.

    44. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by somersault · · Score: 1

      I suppose the reason is that those who mature quicker will reproduce faster.. and when the older ones die off it gives the younger ones more resources to survive? If they could understand the genetics involved here, it would be a very good base for a race of 'superhumans'. There would probably have to be strict laws on reproducing though, and unfortunately it probably won't be developed properly anytime soon. Even if we cracked the technical problems, social/political factors would probably ensure that only the rich can afford it.. though if you're going to live for thousands of years it's probably worth taking out a massive loan to pay for the procedure!

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    45. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Though not necessarily in a form capable of enjoying, or even being conscious of, that fact.(It sounds like her present state isn't all that high on the consciousness scale either, unfortunately.)

    46. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      Uhm... "...with the mental capacity of a toddler"? Forgive me, if I don't stop by your assisted living facility corner to say "Hi". I hope to be too busy taking interesting college courses in my retirement with my old broken down looking body and wise old dude mind.

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    47. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by zehaeva · · Score: 1

      Watching Babylon 5 a bit much ?? ^__^

    48. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by ginbot462 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stop arguing with yourself AC

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    49. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Lieu21 · · Score: 1

      Making way for future generations, as noble as it sounds, just doesn't stand up in evolutionary biology. You've got to look at the things that get selected for, and losing functionality and reproductive capacity is the opposite of that. Even on a group level, our history is that for the most part we died from pretty much everything but aging.

      There is a much simpler answer for why we age and get diseases later in life. Let's put it this way: How many of your ancestors died before they were able to reproduce? Young people are very rarely affected by non-minor diseases because they were all selected away. This is even at expense of health later in life. It's why we see genes that do things like give some minor benefit in early life but then turn out to cause heart disease later on.

      So, there is nothing actually physically stopping us from not degenerating with age, it's just that evolution only has come up with a partial solution so far. You might hear analogies where the human body is likened to a machine breaking down, but really we're more like machines that self-repair, but those repair mechanisms need repairing, and then those mechanisms need repair, except some repairs aren't complete and there are safety nets, more layers of complexity and so on. Throughout all this, the problems that get solved first are the ones that manifest sooner.

    50. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Achoi77 · · Score: 3, Informative

      of course there's an explanation - she's 1/2 cylon.

    51. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Jurily · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gigantic PMS?

    52. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by wrf3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll take age and treachery against youth and strength any day.

    53. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      What the heck did that have to do with anything?

      Yes, natural selection had no reason to select for long life spans. So what? That's completely unrelated to this girl's condition.

    54. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Very likely not. Look closely at the pictures. She's not really "frozen" at age two. Her body is a mismash of toddler and teenage features. She will likely face many problems in the future. If she reaches the age of 30, it is very likely she will face many of the aging problems the rest of us do.

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    55. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not myself

    56. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      If she currently has the intellect of a four year old, then I am not too optimistic about her ever living a normal life.

      Why that? Here in slashdot we have people with still that intellectual age that definately aged the rest of their bodies, seems to be a common disease in the Cowardon family.

    57. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by calvinandhobbes · · Score: 0

      Great Point! The fact is we havent "grown up" as yet with regards to medical science. have we even scratched the surface of understanding the brain?

    58. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      what? and stunt her growth?

    59. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by moj0e · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, I saw someone w/ the same or similar disease in Brazil. The boy (guy) was 16-18 yrs old and looked about the same age as the girl in the picture. He was laying in a crib when I saw him. That was over 10 yrs ago, I wonder if the he is still around.

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    60. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by bFusion · · Score: 1

      Everyone down here is watching Ow! My Balls!

    61. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe she already has. As I was repeatedly told in my youth, smoking stunts your growth.

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    62. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Neeth · · Score: 1

      Yes, natural selection had no reason to select for long life spans.

      Natural selection has no reason.

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    63. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also interesting to look at old age from a genetic perspective. As Richard Dawkins explained in The Selfish Gene, genes that are bad for us but are expressed after the age that people have kids will NOT be selected against in evolution. Think about it: if there's a gene that kills you when you're 70, then you've already had your kids by then and passed it on and so there's no evolutionary pressure to get rid of that gene. This could, in fact, be the cause of aging. Over the entire course of evolution, there were genes that caused gray hair or cancer or other bad things that happened to spread through the gene pool (by chance, of course, since no evolutionary pressure would select FOR them either) so that now once we are past the age of having kids, the genes turn on and we age (ie, deteriorate, as opposed to what happens until our reproductive age)

      Dawkins also proposed an interesting - although impractical - solution to extend life. If people delayed having kids until they were 20, then until 25, then until 30, and so on, these genes would be slowly selected against and weeded out of the population and our ability to live longer would be increased from a genetic standpoint instead of just an environmental standpoint (ie, better water, easy access to food, etc.)

    64. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they shorten with age. Thanks for trying though.

    65. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Entropy2016 · · Score: 1

      [Citation Needed]

      And no, clonal colonies aren't really a single organism that has been alive for a long time, just because they're still physically connected. By that logic, a woman who's still connected to her child via an umbilical cord, even at 9 months, would register as a single organism.

    66. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless she gets hit by a bus.

    67. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless there is a mutation within the cell that isn't corrected.

      Given enough time, since cellular copying is not perfect, cancer in some form will get her.

    68. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      of course there's an explanation - she's 1/2 cylon.

      That's funny... She doesn't look like a toaster...

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    69. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she already has. As I was repeatedly told in my youth, smoking stunts your growth.

      I know. It saved me from becoming a giant. I started smoking when I was just 3 ft tall, I was 5 years old. Throughout the years I kept smoking, and today Im only 6'5. Thank you smoking for stunting my growth and keeping me from becoming a Giant of 15 ft tall.

      This girl however, probably was only going to grow to 5'6, and started too early. They should use her as an example of Smoking causing stunted growth.

      "She started as a toddler, and now look!"

    70. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and when Lisa became president, Marge said "Here's Maggie!" and held up a baby, then said "She looks just like her mother, Maggie Senior!"

    71. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by afabbro · · Score: 3, Informative

      If the telomeres in fast-dividing cells are staying long, then she really will live for ever.

      As discussed here back in 2005, there are actually seven significant hurdles to stopping aging. Telomeres are only one of them.

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    72. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      +50 Pedantic

    73. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      We are all one, yet are all different.

    74. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The cause is the fact that selective pressure decreases with age on account of mishaps associated with being alive. For example, after 10 years, a fly not subject to old age will have a far greater chance of being eaten by a spider than a 10-day old fly, so whatever genes allowed the former to live that long are most likely already lost.

      A 10-year-old fly is more likely to be eaten than a 10-day-old fly? I would expect the odds to be, at the very least, the same. If we're talking about entities capable of learnnig from their experience (or better yet, the experiences of those around them), then I would expect the older, cannier entity to be less likely to die in a mishap. Of course, there is also the possibility that with increased age comes a high degree of ennui, leading an intelligent being to take greater risks for the excitement.

      You actually mean that the probability of an immortal fly surviving 10 years without a fatal incident is far lower than the probability that the fly will survive a mere 10 days, so the genes for immortal flies don't get passed on as often. But how can that be? The immortal fly reproduces just as early and often as the mortal fly. Plus, the immortal flies that do avoid mishap continue to reproduce long after the mortals have died of old age. All else being equal, the immortals are passing on their genes more often than the mortals. How does this select against immortality?

    75. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by TheEmpyrean · · Score: 3, Funny

      She can still be a technical or political blogger or head of the Democratic party and no one would be able to tell the difference. But still true, hardly a 'normal' life.

    76. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by samriel · · Score: 1

      If she currently has the intellect of a four year old, then I am not too optimistic about her ever living a normal life.

      Why that?

      *Sigh*

    77. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Lieu21 · · Score: 1

      And now I realise I responded to the post below the intended one.

    78. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by pz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Meh, she'd still accumulate cellular damage and die of cancer eventually. Heart disease would also still be a possibility.

      She'd probably die at 85 of pancreatic cancer or something, but look good doing it.

      I think if you look carefully at the photos you can see signs of aging. She is aging, just not developing. The two are very different. Look, in particular, at the lines descending from her nose to around her mouth. As an infant, these lines are not apparent; as we get older they become more pronounced. For Brooke, these lines seem to be developing at about the same rate as her siblings, becoming apparent in the last two photos especially, suggesting that she is aging like them, but has not developed at all. This, in turn, would indicate a hormonal issue, as posited by another reply in this thread.

      My speculation is that when she turns 30, Brooke will look like a 30 year old in the shape of a baby, except her skin will be somewhat less damaged since she spends most of her time inside.

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    79. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If I had a social engineering rifle, I'd be going through a lot of ammo...
      But I think we *have* created an environment that does, by building such intricate communities and engaging so heavily in health care and stuff. There are very, very, very few animals that have longer average lifespans than humans. (Sharks, tortoises, and possibly some parrots, are the only ones that come to mind, and I *believe* those are mostly because those are animals that have little predation in their natural environments, so they have less need to reproduce as quickly as possible.)
      One thing about evolution that isn't well-understood by the world at large, is that it has to work with what it currently has. Humans aren't likely to develop the ability to see electric fields any time soon, because there's no existing framework. We have trillions of generations of ancestors focussed on reproducing quickly because they lived in environments where that was favored. It's difficult to find a path that diverges from such a strong existing trend: there's very little to work with.
      Plus, there are a number of different aging mechanisms. It's a weakest-link-of-the-chain sort of situation. The mechanisms tend to all equilibrate at one general area, as a result of neutral genetic drift (if one aging mechanism tends to kill people at 90 and another at 140, the one at 140 has nothing pushing it to stay there so it can drift down to 90 without affecting anything; over time it will probably tend to do this. Repeat with a half-dozen mechanisms that seem to be indicated in aging.)

      Which is all a very long way of saying that I'm guessing we're in an ecological niche that does select for longer lifespans, and we're seeing the results of it, but our genes don't give evolution a lot of material to work with so we might not get much more than we currently have.

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    80. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by nasor · · Score: 5, Informative

      The telomeres are normal, and match up with her actual chronological age.

    81. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Normal+Dan · · Score: 1

      Did you mean "Not all living things age"?

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    82. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by mattrumpus · · Score: 1

      smoking stunts your growth.

      But I haven't got a growth...

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    83. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "What if she is the first person not to have the disease we all have and that she is aging but really really slow?"

      Then what we have is not technically a DIS-ease, because we are the product of evolutionary selection.
      Anyone with her condition is disabled, essentially an invalid, and would promptly die without special care.

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    84. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1
      There are *so* many variables that I'd be really reluctant to draw any conclusions. I hate to pull the 'correlation is not causation' card, insofar as my general response is "while it might not be causation, it's a very good place to start looking for causes" but this is a seriously complex case.

      In the US, out of some 20,000 counties, eight of the top ten counties for longest lifespan are along the Continental Divide in Colorado, which makes no sense at all from a families-sticking-together mindset -- indeed, the lowest lifespans are seen in counties that have old American Indian reservations where family and community life is both important and preserved.

      I think the Japanese do well because they score better on (from the link) "tobacco, alcohol, obesity, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diet and physical inactivity" scale.

      But I would like to think that family/community tradition is a part of it.

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    85. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Wescotte · · Score: 1

      Even the years it takes now to learn to walk/run and talk. How many animals out there can run (not as fast as an adult but still out run predators) after just a few days/hours/minutes after being born.

      Not only that but how quickly they reach full maturity vs humans. If a dog lives 20 years but reaches full size after 1 that's pretty quick compared to a human living to 80 but maturing around 20 years.

      What sort of trade off is there for maturing/getting use of muscles faster? Does allowing for more time let the brain to develop longer and become more generalized? I guess I always thought of it as our DNA carry our code. In more complex organisms the code is more procedural for creating organs (especially the brain) where others are hard coded with specifics. The hard coded stuff is instantly ready to function where the procedural takes time to generate a much more complex set of data. Sure they both take about the same amount of memory size but the procedural in the end can accomplish so much more.

    86. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link plz.

    87. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. What family and doctors have believed to be just baby talk is in fact a Canadian accent with a liberal sprinkling of 'bub's.

    88. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a bit more involved than that. But being inmortal is probably not evolutionarily advantageous. (sp?)

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    89. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Old age is a feature, not a bug.

      And a major turn off for the pedophiles. I fully expect there to be some muddying of the legal waters in a couple years when she becomes legal. As if age and appearance weren't disjointed enough already. Give this disease (syndrome?) a name, and we'll have found the new keyword for kiddy porn searches.

    90. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Rakishi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cancer is by definition a failure of the body to deal with genetic damage. The reason you're not already dead of cancer is because the body has mechanisms for dealing with such damage (which happens all the time). The reason people die of cancer is because at some point a specific set of genetic damage happens that bypasses those safety mechanisms. It's a question of when rather than if.

    91. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by arodland · · Score: 4, Informative

      Lou Gehrig and the eponymous legionnaires are the rare exception.

      Perhaps you've heard of Alois Alzheimer, Hans Asperger, Thomas Hodgkin, James Parkinson, or Georges Tourette. Then again, probably not. But you've most likely heard of Alzheimer's Disease, Asperger Syndrome, Hodgkin Disease (or at least non-Hodgkin Lymphoma), Parkinson's Disease, and Tourette Syndrome.

    92. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Surely they should live extremely long lives by now, since they do not need to "make room" for new editions.

      And where your analogy falls down there is that some fish are, as far as we can tell, immortal. Catfish, for example...what kills them is the fact they continue to grow, and eventually cannot function in their environment.

      Whale sharks, meanwhile, apparently can live 100 years.

      That said, aging has more to do with the rate of reproduction and of death than what 'niche' they're in. Elephants, for example, are pretty close to humans in reproduction and death rate, and they live for about 70 years. (Which is about how long humans live without medical care.)

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    93. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      One only needs to look at insects like mayflies and some moths that molt without functioning mouthparts to see that aging past your mating prime is a net loss for most life, as the non-breeding parents simply use up resources that the young could be using.

      -b

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    94. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by NYDirk · · Score: 1

      So the Japanese have shifted from multi-generational household to a more atomic family?

    95. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      I'll take age and treachery against youth and strength any day.

      Didn't work for the Red Wings, at least not this year.

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    96. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      In the US, out of some 20,000 counties, eight of the top ten counties for longest lifespan are along the Continental Divide in Colorado, which makes no sense at all from a families-sticking-together mindset -- indeed, the lowest lifespans are seen in counties that have old American Indian reservations where family and community life is both important and preserved.

      Anyone have any idea why there is a cluster in the high country of Colorado? Low Oxygen? Healthy Lifestyle/Exercise from walking up all the damned hills? Are the mountainous parts of Japan even healthier than the coastal ones?

    97. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another way of looking at aging is that the evolutionary race is to have children, as many as possible, as quickly as possible.

      I disagree. An organism's goal is to have as many successful children as possible, not as many children as possible. So that these successful children can go one to create successful children of their own ad infinitum

    98. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Many of those "earlier simpler life forms" are still around and doing fine. Bacteria, most notably.

      Individual bacterial cells have very short "lifespans" - days or hours - before they either divide or die, so I'd say they take the whole aging thing to an extreme, rather than not age at all.

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    99. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They eat a lot of fish (omega fish oils), sushi (low in fat/salt/sugar), soup (low carb), tea (antioxidents), and fruit (antioxidents, vitamins, fiber). Food is a major factor.

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    100. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brain growth and development could have been delayed in addition to everything else. I wouldn't really think it'd remain at such a level forever.

    101. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Egdiroh · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wasn't explicitly talking about colonies, I was talking about things, such as single celled organisms many of which don't for colonies, that divide through division, such that neither of the resulting genetically identical resulting organisms can be distinguished as the parent. (as opposed to things that reproduce with genetically identical off spring, but a clear parent and child relationship) I guess what I am saying is that when an amoeba divides, you don't say that the amoeba died and had two off spring, you say that the amoeba divided, and as such both are still that original amoeba unless maybe one of them also underwent some genetic change. Single celled organisms are the easy example, but there are some more complicated ones.

    102. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Interesting
      A friend of mine claims that it's because of radiation. Very high elevations mean much more solar radiation. His claim is that radiation levels were hundreds of times higher 50 million years ago when animals were evolving defenses to deal with parasites and infection, and that we're not dealing so well with the reduced levels as we move down the half-lives of various radionuclides. He does have a PhD in nuclear physics, for what that's worth.

      I personally think it's low humidity, lower oxygen pressure (reducing oxidative damage) and in part selection: people who are sickly don't stay in high-altitude areas because they generally have less specialist medical care. I grew up in one of those little mountain towns in Colorado and older people said "it's hard to breathe: I'm moving to Florida" where they died.

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    103. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Extrapolating, she should have the mental capacity of an adult by the time she's 85.

      Actually, I suspect what has held her back is how underdeveloped her body is. If she had the body of a toddler, I would say there would be nothing preventing her from maturing mentally.

      But then, I'm no neuroscientist.

    104. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by modecx · · Score: 1

      You know you've got it bad when they call it HMS Gigantic (which is not to be confused with HMS Inflexible, an altogether seperate disorder), and it compliments hundreds of seamen.

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    105. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      And where your analogy falls down there is that some fish are, as far as we can tell, immortal.

      Do you actually have a credible source for this claim? There are a few very simple immortal organisms (eg, the hydra, which can be separated into individual cells and still survive), but if you've found an immortal catfish, you'll probably want to show the Nobel committee.

      aging certainly does not depend on the rate of reproduction. organisms that can successfully reproduce earlier in their lives will always be at a selective advantage to those that can only reproduce later. aging and reproductive age are correlated simply on account of the fact that while later onset of reproductive age has its own benefits, you can't reproduce after you're dead.

    106. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1
      The functional word in your post is 'successful'. Early puberty can be successful, based purely on arithmatic: if two individuals have the same number of children, but one is having them 10% faster than the other, after 7 generations, the one that's having kids sooner will represent about 2/3 the total population.

      This is why aphids exhibit telescopic pregnancy, where the females are born already pregnant. Within a population, earlier child-bearing tends to increase reproductive success.

      There are reproductive strategies that rely on a few children raised carefully (humans, elephants) and reproductive strategies that rely on millions of children with no attempt at raising (salmon, trees.) Both are successful in some niches. But what I'm saying is that within any single population, it's likely that short reproductive cycles will tend to be highly competitive.

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    107. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by imbaczek · · Score: 1

      don't have mod points so i'll just say that it sucks.

    108. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by MightyMait · · Score: 1

      Actually, I suspect what has held her back is how underdeveloped her body is.

      Maybe that, and having the TV on next to her crib 24 hours a day.

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    109. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older organisms and younger organisms must still compete for the same resources and prove their fitness to survive

      well old people have advantages too when compared to younger ones. they have more experience and have 'been there and done that". And those will more than likely make up for the lack in strength.

      Actually what you should do is Collaborate instead of competing.

    110. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Nikker · · Score: 1

      While living a long time (in the order of 100's of years) sounds cool you have to remember you will face becomming obsolete. Every generation brings new challenges and new fields. For example in programming / computer science we have completed many revolutions in terms of technology. In most cases a certain language, platform or ideal starts off a new generation (cough Web 2.0 cough) and your COBOL skills get flushed. While starting from scratch isn't going to be as difficult if you do have expertise in the field it will be at the very least frustrating having to relearn many concepts from scratch. Also ideals changing in society as time goes on may make it difficult to adjust.

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    111. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are all one, yet are all different.

      I'm not!

    112. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not

    113. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      How about bacteria which multiply through cell (or self) division?

      Or, more conventionally (if we're being anthropocentric), there are animals which exhibit negligible senescence; examples given in the WP article are the Rougheye Rockfish and Aldabra Giant Tortoise, and the humble lobster is another suspected candidate.

    114. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      I think the Japanese do well because they score better on (from the link) "tobacco, alcohol, obesity, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diet and physical inactivity" scale.

      But I would like to think that family/community tradition is a part of it.

      I can't find that quote in the link.

      If anyone believes that the average Japanese male drinks less and smokes less than the American, they are sorely mistaken.

      Oddly enough, the highest combined life span is Hawaii, the state with the highest proportion of those with Asian ethnic heritage.

    115. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by 200_success · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, she's Maggie Simpson.

    116. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Informative

      What if she is the first person not to have the disease we all have and that she is aging but really really slow?

      That is an interesting thought. There's actually some molecular evidence that aging, on a cellular level, is a result of a specific mechanism, not just a general and inevitable accumulation of damage.

      This paper is... well one I haven't actually read. But I did see a seminar by the author. He suggested that accumulation of a specific protein fragment was causing aging. It was found in one of those premature aging diseases (Hutchinson-Gilford progeria specifically) with increased abundance, but they do find it accumulates as people get older, changing some cell mechanisms. The theory was that the full length protein, which has important normal functions, was cut in a specific way with low frequency, but over time the fragments build up and interfere with different processes, the effects of which seem to mimic aging.

      Of course, it's not definitive that this is how you age, and there are several other mechanisms which might be causing aging in specific ways, but the implications of the theories are interesting: it might be possible to block those pathways to stop aging.

      Unfortunately for this specific girl, I don't see anything to indicate she's not aging, I think it's probably she's just not actually growing. Growing and aging do appear independant, as progeria patients appear to age more rapidly but don't grow rapidly. It is possible that whatever is keeping her from growing will also prevent her from aging, but I don't see any reason to expect that.

    117. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Zeio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This oxidation/cellular damage is coming under major dispute at this point. So don't quote it as fact, long lives whales and turtles are living evidence, trees can live to 5000 years and clams can live to 400.

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    118. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      Too soon.

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    119. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by capiendo · · Score: 0

      or the highlander. there can be only one...

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    120. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I linked to page 2, which had the bit about the longest-lived counties. Page 1 is here, from whence the quote.

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    121. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Everything that happens after you've propagated your genes for the last time is irrelevant to evolution. Our environment isn't selecting for long life at all. An environment selecting for long life would be, for example, a dictatorial world government that only allows you to reproduce once you've passed the mean reproduction age of the previous generation.

    122. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      R.J. Reynolds prematurely ends yet another potentially groundbreaking NBA career. When will we ever learn?!?!?

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    123. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      A deprecated feature.

      Thanks nature, but we can keep things moving along on our own from now on...

    124. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, she's a girl.

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    125. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      Yes, well I was going for a humorous comment in the "be careful what you wish for" vein. But even so, I'm not sure what scale you are using for the supposed maturation process. Toddler brain at 16, so what 3 to 1? 4 to 1? That means you would have to suffer through those difficult teenage years for nearly 20 years or so?!? I still think I'd stick with the body I've got, old and imperfect though it is. Plus you'd have to expect that unless your parents were similarly slow developing, they would be much more likely to up and die on you before you reached maturity. A long period of foster care could result.

      But I guess if everyone was this way and the whole society changed to suit it, you would get a much longer life.

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    126. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by agrif · · Score: 1

      I mean if you think about it, old age is a disease.

      Oh no, you have it all wrong. Death is a human rights violation.

    127. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might stunt her growth

    128. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it must really, REALLY suck being the first person to ever have a particular disease.

      I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're getting something named after you...

    129. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes we are!

    130. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      How could you forget some of their unfortunately named contemporaries such as Blake Diarrhea and Martin Constipationapolous?

    131. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1, Troll

      Then when you get cancer doctors should just give you an estimate of how long until you die. Oh wait.

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    132. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Maybe things are so slowed down for her 14 days is like 14 hours.

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    133. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Hmmm you made me want to look at it as a time issue. If you aged exactly the same at the exact same rate but time was incremented differently life for you would be the same. For example, if her 1 year is our 8 years she will be 96 with the body and mind of an 18 year old but to her it would only be 18 years. Maybe she is normal but in a time shift.

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    134. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      +1 Bwahahahahaha

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    135. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      IIRC many countries have laws against sex when the person doesn't have the mental capacity to consent - does the US not have one?

      In practice, I doubt anyone would get much chance to. I mean what, are pedophiles going to be turning up to her house, and the parents are just going to let them in?

      Same with porn - I'm guessing that the parents aren't planning on releasing pornographic pictures of her, so I don't see how the issue would arise legally.

      This would be an interesting issue with someone who had an adult mind, but a child body (not that it should be an issue - an adult is clearly an adult - but what with the pedo-hysteria where even fictional depictions are seen as being worse than actual child abuse...) But in this case, I don't see any issues coming up.

    136. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Oh man, you just don't want to call bacteria simple. Those little bastards can hot-swap DNA between themselves without having to undergo any cell division. If you could do that, who would you bump up against for an update?

    137. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      ITYM too late.

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    138. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then, doctors diagnosed a brain tumor, and the Greenbergs bought a casket for her.

      At least when they come round to needing it it'll still fit.

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    139. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Ironchew · · Score: 1

      If I had a social engineering car, I'd be running over everybody...

      Fixed the GP's bad analogy for you.

    140. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Sure, if being able to feed, clothe, and clean yourself is a disease...

    141. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      If you take one step back and look at the effect of the previous generation on the next then life after reproduction can be significant to evolution. A species with a genetic tendency to murder its offspring a year after they are born isn't going to last long, and conversely a species where older creatures tend to care for their grandchildren so that the current adults can go out and "hunt and gather" (or sit in an office playing with computers) is more likely to succeed.

    142. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old age is a feature, not a bug. With less turn-over it would be difficult to life as a whole to adapt to changing environment.

      Not necessarily. Older organisms and younger organisms must still compete for the same resources and prove their fitness to survive.

      Not after they've reproduced.

    143. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what about the curious case of Benjamin Button?

    144. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by destuxor · · Score: 1

      Old age isn't a disease. Aging is each species' evolution-tuned means of population control. Some species breed very quickly to account for high probability of death by predators, such as rabbits. Other animals breed extremely slowly, but live long enough to maintain a stable population, such as sharks. Aging is one of the many safeguards that control a species' population to ensure balance is maintained to allow the species to survive. If humans develop an effective means to circumvent aging and significantly extend life expectancy we will have to enforce massive cultural and reproductive changes to avoid unsustainable overpopulation.

    145. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Proving immortality is pretty difficult. I don't know how you'd even do that.

      Catfish in captivity, however, have not been observed to die of old age. They just keep getting older and bigger.

      They, of course, die of disease and cancer. They just do not show any sort of age-related slowdown or infirmaries.

      In the wild, like I said, they tend to grow until they cannot actually catch enough food to support themselves.

      And I don't quite know what your definition of 'organisms', but all single cell organisms are immortal by any definition of the word, or at least billions of years old.

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    146. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cancer is by definition a failure of the body to deal with genetic damage.

      Disturbing the stem cell processes of the body is also a good way to generate a cancer.

    147. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      if they die of diseases and cancer they will undoubtedly die of old age because of diminishing selective pressure.

    148. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not how telomeres work. On an average human adult, the telomeres on DNA are long enough to last for about 200 years. People die of organ failure long before they would die of genetic degradation.

    149. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by somersault · · Score: 1

      Frustrating for some, enjoyable for others. Most people are quite resistant to change by the time they reach 'maturity', but in the end it is change/variety that keeps life interesting.

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    150. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      But that's the benefit of everybody being old. There won't be much change and progress because the old guy resisting the newfangled ideas of the up and coming whippersnappers won't retire or die. Thus COBOL will live forever!!!

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    151. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      ...in part selection: people who are sickly don't stay in high-altitude areas because they generally have less specialist medical care. I grew up in one of those little mountain towns in Colorado and older people said "it's hard to breathe: I'm moving to Florida" where they died.

      Ding ding ding! You win! That is probably one of the biggest if not the biggest factor. Although, before I start sounding the fool, I should go check the average lifespan in Nepal.

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    152. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it looks like the beta version of that disease is not terribly full-featured. The project has potential, but it needs more dev time.

      I'll definitely sign up for the final release, though!

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    153. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes we can!

    154. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by jamesh · · Score: 1

      You should give The Chaser a call. They might have a spot for you on their show...

    155. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      What, is that the new name for America's Funniest Home Videos?

      yes, yes, I get the Idiocracy reference...please give the geek card back.

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    156. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The oldest tree, at the time it was cut down, was over 6000 years old. They've found grey whales with harpoon tips in them that hadn't been made by hunters for at least the past 400 years. There were stories of a multi-centurian lobster that was freed a while back by a restaurant. Nobody is quite sure about the aging process, other than being sure we do not really understand it.

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    157. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by jd · · Score: 1

      I'm trawling for opinions on various genetic newsgroups and mailing lists, as although there is some mention of a check for gross abnormalities (chromosome count, etc) taking place, I can find NO mention of researchers doing a full genome decode. Which surprises me - they need to decode her plus a couple of siblings and some subset of the changes unique to her must have the answer.

      I assume that, given the money being poured into aging research, that such a decode (relatively cheap these days) has been considered. The question that remains is whether it has been done and, if not, why the researchers feel it's not worth it. Do they already have a good idea of the cause, enough to not need to do the field work?

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    158. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've met somebody with Farber's before, and a few other people with diseases so rare there's only been two documented cases.

      I've always found it interesting how these sort fo things develop. But it must be so terrible to be the first with a disease, even worse if you're the only one.

    159. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by alantus · · Score: 1

      After being in Japan for a few months, I don't think they eat a lot of fruits, they are incredibly expensive here, but high quality.

      They also eat a lot of pork, pork is everywhere, and they never eat turkey, its impossible to find it in any supermarket.

      Surprisingly, even with all this pork, most people are slim. I think because of the peer pressure, and also because people here ride bicycles and walk much more than in other countries.

    160. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truly? Look at current porn, the most popular stuff seems to be of the "barely legal" variety (18-22 yrs old). Many models look younger than that, and there hasn't been any cries of pedophilia (well techinically ephebophilia) yet.

    161. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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    162. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, sign me up too. Standard life-span, but without the wrinkles, hair sprouting out your ears, grey hair... hell yeah!

    163. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC parent said nothing about prevalence or popularity of kiddy pornography or pedophilia. The "muddying of the legal waters" statement is just pointing out that in cases which *have* been prosecuted, where child abuse *did* occur, and the illegality is readily shown due to the *obvious* age of the subject; well, those cases aren't necessarily so clear cut anymore.

    164. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by jd · · Score: 1

      Given the average person relies on machines to read maps, machines to add even trivial numbers together, and machines to do their reading for them, what is the difference between a four-year-old and the average person?

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    165. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Not in MY soup they can't. (the clams)

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    166. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by sodul · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the highest combined life span is Hawaii

      Must be all the Spam they eat. Clearly the healthiest food in the United States.

    167. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I have, but Lou Gehrig was the 1st smart ass reply I could come up with.

    168. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see what she looks like? It must be terribly sad to know that she's locked into the body of a tiny toddler, but knows she's celebrated her 16th birthday!

    169. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      An endocrinologist had put her on growth hormones. 6 months later, he complained to the parents that they hadn't given her the growth hormones, and they replied that they indeed had, and precisely as scheduled.

      She didn't gain a pound.

      So, if it is a hormonal issue, it's an issue with hormones that don't exist.

      Come to think of it, there's an alternative explanation... she could have Human Growth Hormone Insensitivity. Her body produces HGH receptors that do not respond to HGH.

      Of course, "fixing" such a genetic error would require the artificial generation of a variant HGH that she does respond to... probably a little more expensive to do than just treating her "symptoms".

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    170. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 1

      I have a variation on a rare disease called Polyarteritis Nodosa. My disease presented with paralysis of the vocal chords which hadn't been seen before. My Rheumatologist is working on a paper in collaboration with the doctors at the Johns Hopkins Vasculitis Center. If and when that's published they will be naming the (sub) disease after me. I don't know if that's how it always works. Maybe it depends on what the patient wants. http://vasculitis.med.jhu.edu/typesof/polyarteritis.html

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    171. Re:I don't have anything really smart to say by Acaeris · · Score: 1

      Can't wait until the onset of Object Orientated DNA then.

  2. I bet it's lupus.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....

    1. Re:I bet it's lupus.. by Abreu · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's never lupus

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    2. Re:I bet it's lupus.. by darkstar949 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except for the one time where it was lupus.

    3. Re:I bet it's lupus.. by srussia · · Score: 1

      Except for the one time where it was lupus.

      You're just crying wolf.

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    4. Re:I bet it's lupus.. by darkstar949 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Episode Eight, season four the solution ended up being Lupus.

    5. Re:I bet it's lupus.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT'S NEVER LUPUS!

    6. Re:I bet it's lupus.. by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      No, it is occasionally lupus. But it's never sarcoidosis. That's the one that ALWAYS comes up.

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  3. The Fountain of Youth. by MrCrassic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    She must've drank from it by mistake. This is why Moms should be attentive of their children!

    Seriously, age is a really interesting field to me, especially cognitive age. I really like how there are stages in raising a child that, if followed honestly, usually lead to children becoming very capable, healthy adults. What's even more interesting is what happens to a child should the development of any of those stages be tampered with.

    1. Re:The Fountain of Youth. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      I really like how there are stages in raising a child that, if followed honestly, usually lead to children becoming very capable, healthy adults.

      citation needed

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    2. Re:The Fountain of Youth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You don't need a citation to explain shitty parenting.

    3. Re:The Fountain of Youth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      citation needed

    4. Re:The Fountain of Youth. by Leif_Bloomquist · · Score: 1

      I really like how there are stages in raising a child that, if followed honestly, usually lead to children becoming very capable, healthy adults.

      Check out this TED talk about delayed gratification, your statement reminded me of it:
      http://www.ted.com/talks/joachim_de_posada_says_don_t_eat_the_marshmallow_yet.html

    5. Re:The Fountain of Youth. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      That seems to talk about the reverse of what you're saying. That is, not the opposite, but saying "shooting people in the face tends to make people not perform in major league sporting events" does NOT imply "not shooting people in the face tends to make people perform in major league sporting events"

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  4. Be Careful what you wish for! by erroneus · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This has all the markings of a fable where someone wishes to never get old. It is a very curious case indeed though. I wonder what the cause of diminished mental capacity might be?

    1. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The brain being so small? There are still limitations of size. It's not so much diminished as it is not developed yet.

    2. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      The diminished mental capacity comes from teh fact that as kids grow up from birth to their teens there is a lot of mental development int he brain that goes on. For her it is stopped at infancy.

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    3. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Or, looking at it the other way - we are much more determined by "development program" in our DNA than we'd like to think.

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    4. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mental maturity also has implications in the growth and development of the brain, neural pathways being formed, other changes. If those things never happen, BAM, infant forever.

      Very interesting. I'd wager its a bunch of hormone triggers never triggering, which is usually the root cause of age/size related stuff. I knew a kid when I was younger who lacked certain hormones in the correct proportions, so while he was my age mentally, and in actual years, he was about 5 years behind me in physical development, and had to take hormone shots.

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    5. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wonder what the cause of diminished mental capacity might be?

            While I am not aware of the particulars of this case, as a doctor I can state that myelinization of nerve cells inside the brain is what is believed to contribute to increased cognitive ability. Babies are born with roughly the number of neurons (nerve cell) they will have for the rest of their lives, however these neurons are not fully coated in myelin. Myelin increases the efficiency and conductivity of a neuron, and is synthesized by cells surrounding the neuron. However this production takes time - a few years in the case of neurons outside the brain - which explains why babies are also clumsy. Myelinization of the brain itself takes roughly 20 years.

            I suspect that this patient isn't producing myelin, among other things, and therefore will never reach her cognitive potential.

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    6. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by idontgno · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, now, there are two aspects to this: brain growth, and learning.

      A human's brain is pretty close to adult size and mass by the age of 5. You can say that this is the scaffold on which the remaining 5% of mass growth is built on. But more importantly, the cells (both in that initial 95% and subsequent 5%) are growing connections to each other, and these connections seem to be based on learning. White matter also is slowly replaced to a small degree with gray matter; white matter is "wiring" between active cells of gray matter "processors".

      This may explain, to some extent, why the (physiologically very) young lady in TFA is functioning intellectually like a toddler: her uneven growth affects the basic brain development you'd expect in early childhood (the 95% mass mentioned earlier), so the brain lacks structural complexity to grow "learning connections". I suppose restricted brain growth is fortunate, in a sense; if her cranium hasn't grown, age-appropriate brain growth would be bad.

      IANADoctor. This is just how the described phenomena match up in my mind with the little childhood development (psychology/anatomy) studies and basic physiology I've learned here and there. YMMV.

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    7. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well in her case maybe the connections and other normal growth related changes could be regarded as damage and repaired, just like the other health problems she had that were self-repaired.

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    8. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, it sure is good that you're here to answer all these unsolvable questions for the doctors who already gave the girl growth hormones to no effect.

      Thank God we have medical masters like you here on Slashdot to answer these questions for the whole community and world. I don't know how those mere mortal doctors are so stupid to have missed that for 16 years when they could have just asked you.

    9. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what the cause of diminished mental capacity might be?

      Nature is wise!
      Imagine she had a normal mental capacity of a 16 year old girl...

    10. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by lyapunov · · Score: 1

      If it weren't for the fact that they say that the genetic test are normal I would have a theory. My theory is that she may not have the proper receptors. For example, in the case of testicular feminisation, a person has a genetic defect in where there are no testosterone receptors. As a result, what little estrogen is in their system works like gang-busters, because there is nothing to counteract it. Because of this, the general medical recommendation is to have the undeveloped male genitalia removed and have them grow up to be women.

      It is fascinating stuff though.

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    11. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Seems like it has to be one or the other, right? Pretty much everything is governed by the hormones, so either they're not produced (they tried shots, but that's extremely hit or miss) or they're produced and having no effect.

      Very interesting indeed.

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    12. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      I knew a kid when I was younger who lacked certain hormones in the correct proportions, so while he was my age mentally, and in actual years, he was about 5 years behind me in physical development, and had to take hormone shots.

      Barcelona F.C. striker Lionel Messi also had this kind of problems:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Messi

      According to an article, he was diagnosed with Growth Hormone Deficiency, but Barcelona funded the treatment

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growth_hormone_deficiency

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    13. Re:Be Careful what you wish for! by destuxor · · Score: 1

      Right, and the opposite is true for persons who are mentally retarded*. They grow physically, but in behavior they're developmentally stuck.

      * I don't know what the politically correct term of the week is so please forgive me if you've got thin skin.

  5. Surgeon General's warning by Blixinator · · Score: 5, Funny

    GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon general, women should not drink from the fountain of youth during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.

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    1. Re:Surgeon General's warning by Jurily · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon general, women should not drink from the fountain of youth during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.

      The keyboard of my laptop hates you.

    2. Re:Surgeon General's warning by cpricejones · · Score: 1

      Do not drink from the water of life while pregnant.

    3. Re:Surgeon General's warning by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon general, women should not drink from the fountain of youth during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.

      ...and the increased risk of kwisatzia haderachitis.

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    4. Re:Surgeon General's warning by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Do not drink from the water of life while pregnant.

      Bi-la kaifa, Saint Alia of the Knife!

    5. Re:Surgeon General's warning by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      That's the old and busted warning which has been determined to be insufficient. Please update your information to comply.

      WARNING:
      The fountain of youth contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. These chemicals are contained in the fountain fluid, in many solid materials making up the fountain and the surrounding area, and materials used to maintain the fountain, including, but not limited to, washing detergent, soap, brooms, and brushes. In addition, the fountain emits vapors and when used generates used water, vapors and other fecal matter which contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
      (Posted in accordance with Proposition 65 in Cal. Health & Safety Code 25249.5)

  6. She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And it appears that, at 16, she still has the brains and skill set of an infant ... this is going to sound cruel, but without any more details, it sounds like a good argument for post-birth abortion. I mean, what's the point? At least "The Strange Case of Benjamin Button" had SOME growth of character.

    1. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it sounds like a good argument for post-birth abortion

      I think "euthanasia" is the word you are looking for.

    2. Re:She looks retarded ... by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      I _really_ don't think her parents would agree with that.

      Anyway, the only reason you don't kill an infant is that he/she will grow up? If he doesn't develop, you should kill him?

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    3. Re:She looks retarded ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      In this case, the point is that she may hold the key to help cure the disease known as aging.

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    4. Re:She looks retarded ... by ChinggisK · · Score: 1

      post-birth abortion

      Uh, in most places we call that murder, or at least euthanasia. The argument for abortion is usually that it's just cells and not a baby yet, not that killing babies is okay.

      Your Honor I was just performing a post-birth abortion! Not killing him for sleeping with my wife! Post-birth abortion!

    5. Re:She looks retarded ... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Anyway, the only reason you don't kill an infant is that he/she will grow up? If he doesn't develop, you should kill him?

      No, but in this case, the child is being used as a human TOY for the parents. It is not a viable human in terms of what humans are normally for. It is its parents toy.

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    6. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Nah - post-birth abortion. Euthenasia implies a "mercy killing" to end suffering. Brooke isn't suffering - there's "nobody home", really. An infant's brain, with no chance of growing, learning, etc. Even the family dog has more potential.

    7. Re:She looks retarded ... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was thinking the same thing but this is a bit different.

      I was actually expecting to hear someone say something like "Call me when she's 18..." While some might say that's horrible or gross or whatever, I have to say that it is some kind of irony considering the generally arbitrary rules and laws we have regarding age and eligibility.

    8. Re:She looks retarded ... by stuntpope · · Score: 5, Informative

      Regardless of age, there are laws against sex with people with diminished mental capacity, who cannot give consent.

    9. Re:She looks retarded ... by Andr+T. · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Even that I do agree with you, I don't think that's a reason for killing the girl at all.

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    10. Re:She looks retarded ... by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Ah, so we should judge humans and their viability by some sort of golden standard which you posess?

      Nah, my friend: a kid is her parents property. They should do whatever they want to do with the particular set of stuff that happened to them.

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    11. Re:She looks retarded ... by BunnyClaws · · Score: 1

      I guess you would have tossed out Flemming's "Mould Juice" too?

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    12. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I got the sense that she's more like the family pet than a toy ... but yes, it's sad.

      And for all those who downmodded this sort of discussion, it shows more concern with form over function, a lack of understanding about what really makes us human. and/or a knee-jerk reaction to anything that doesn't conform to your initial perception of "don't harm the cute baby." It's not a "cute baby" - it's a grotesque parody of a human, with no potential, no real personality (the brain has not changed since infanthood - she can't talk, and reacts the same as an infant to outside stimuli).

      About the only positive thing to say at this point is that baby diapers are cheaper than Depends.

      Her bones are aging at an almost normal rate, so there's no question of her living to be centuries old, and "just developing slower". Maybe they can transplant the genes into "Chicken Little".

    13. Re:She looks retarded ... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Anyway, the only reason you don't kill an infant is that he/she will grow up?

      Yes, this is why our society has established a taboo around killing infants. Are you seriously arguing that there is any other reason for not killing infants?
      I'm not trying to downplay the important of that reason, but yeah, it's the reason we don't kill babies. It's the reason we consider them people instead of property: they have the potential to turn into people.

      I'm too much of an optimist to go slaughtering babies with potentially curable problems just because they're inconvenient, but to deny "we don't kill babies because babies turn into people" as an absolute fact (which stands completely by itself without the support of any other reasons) is beyond stupid.

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    14. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Your signature argues that she SHOULD be euthanized.

      "Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is."

      That will never happen with Brooke. Mentally, she is a plant, not an animal. She cannot learn, since her brain doesn't grow or change. Learning requires changes in the brain. From the article, all her behaviour at age 16 is still instinctive. Morally, offing her is no worse than cutting back the weeds.

      Or are you going to change your sig?

    15. Re:She looks retarded ... by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's an individual, not their fucking chattel. It's a sacred honour to be the guardian of a child.

    16. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the reason most people don't kill babies is because they are people

    17. Re:She looks retarded ... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      Holland is apparently very big on euthanizing infants born prematurely or with any sort of birth defects (as well as old people). Much cheaper for the health care system than taking care of the infants.

      Don't get old in Holland.

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    18. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "In this case, the point is that she may hold the key to help cure the disease known as aging."

      Aging isn't all bad. It is the path by which we mature as human beings - a path Brooke will never go down. Mentally, she is no better than a vegetable - incapable of learning, since her brain does not change. I'd rather get old (and be aware that I'm aging) than never get out of infancy and never become self-aware.

      Imagine stopping all chemical changes in the body - you can never, ever again, learn a single new thing. You wouldn't even be able to remember what happened a minute ago. Might as well put a bullet in your head. Even "50 First Dates" allowed for learning and adaptation over a 24-hour period before the clock reset.

      Brooke - the Human Chia Pet.

    19. Re:She looks retarded ... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Is your argument really "let's keep her alive because she's a useful lab-animal"?

    20. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a fucking slashdotter dork right now. Seriously, the only reason we don't kill babies is because they'll become people? Are you for real? Go back to eating cheetos and voting for ron paul you fucking stupid neckbeard you will never grasp actual human society so stay in your basement playing WOW.

      We don't kill babies because we don't kill people. It is in our society and in our brains not to kill people who have done nothing wrong. This is because it wouldn't be beneficial to humans to do so. Babies are innocent and have done nothing wrong. Killing them is murder. Murder is wrong on a moral level, not a pragmatic level, in our minds and in civilized societies. Babies also are meant to be seen as cute by humans. This is another inborn thing; we see babies as cute and protect them. We protect them because as a social creatures we want to protect our young. Protecting our young because they will become people is a lot different than not killing our young because they will become people. Obviously, on a natural level this is so we don't die out, but on a moral level its because that is what we see as right. There is no pragmatic level that requires processing all of this, its either inborn natural instinct or morality's layer built on top of it or both. If you are sitting around thinking "well I'd kill that baby but its gonna grow up into a person so I wont" then check yourself into a hospital. You sound like some of the catholics i know who say that if God didnt exist than killing people wouldnt be wrong. It scares the fuck out of me that the slightlest wavering in their beliefs and suddenly murder isnt a problem anymore. Logic and law should not be what holds you back from acts of indisputable immorality and if it is, then you have something wrong with you.

      Also babies are people because they are people. They arent fucking pokemon they dont evolve, they are people who are younger. I mean seriously wtf are you on that makes you come in here all high and mighty acting like you understand why society doesnt want babies to die. I bet you stayed up all night trying to figure out why that girl was kissing that baby instead of you and after 12 hours you came to this fucking idiotic conclusion: she probably knew he was gonna turn into people and thats why she didnt kill him! Society established a taboo around killing infants because they are fucking infants, they are innocent, killing innocents is wrong in any society that isnt barbaric and killing people who have no defense or are "easy" to kill is looked down upon and babies fit in all of these things. No one was like "well there really needs to be a good solid logical argument against baby killing.. maybe because they will become people?" Its just fucking wrong and everyone knows it. Im sorry i just cannot believe how fucking stupid people can be especially people on the internet who take cynical to the next fucking level (and im a pretty bitter fucking person too)

    21. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      No - what I'm saying is that this Emily doesn't meet the criteria for a human being ... she may be human, but she is NOT a "being", and is incapable of becoming one, since her brain is not changing, she is not learning, and will never become self-aware. So sure, use her for study, the same as Fleming's mold that gave us penicillin, but don't get all dewy-eyed and sentimental about it. What she will probably teach us is that aging is good compared to the alternative of being 16 and treated like the family pet or a toy.

    22. Re:She looks retarded ... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2

      Note to mods: troll does not equal "i disagree". Frankly I disagree with Tom. I think his point of view is very childish and has a large lack of empathy, or even the rudiments of human compassion. However, his point of view is not trollish.

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    23. Re:She looks retarded ... by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Well, follow the contrast my friend: the other guy says that she makes a perfect case for "post-birth-adoption".

      Im saying that their parents dont seem angry, ill or fed up with their child but on the contrary, they seem to enjoy a good family life together.

      So if they are happy, they should continue to live happily and not provide some nutcases with arguments in favor of post-birth-abortion (I mean, this guy advocates for... murder! sheeze).

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    24. Re:She looks retarded ... by Americano · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      All I'll say to this is that I hope you learn a lesson in empathy someday.

      A big, nasty, walloping lesson that leaves you permanently pissing into a bag through a tube from your hospital bed, you inconceivably arrogant, sociopathic prick.

    25. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah look at those stupid sheeple with their empathy and inborn social traits that disallow them from seeing a disabled human as less than them they sure are dumb rite? Gross parodies of humans are people who aren't made in my image! 250lbs and greasy and soaked in mountain dew sweat and cheeto dust. WHY ARENT PEOPLE LISTENING TO ME THIS BABY PARODY SHOULD DIE CAUSE ITS DISABLED AND FURTHERMORE,
      ___________
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    26. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he should have been modded flame bait instead. Get over it.

    27. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they are still in the womb, at which point killing them is fine.

    28. Re:She looks retarded ... by BunnyClaws · · Score: 1

      Why, is that bad or something?

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    29. Re:She looks retarded ... by Andr+T. · · Score: 2, Informative

      She's still a person, even if she doesn't have a life like you and me. Don't you think your logical approach and cynism are useless here? Her parents love her. Should we kill her anyway?

      Think about killing old people with Alzheimer. Would that be the 'right' thing to do?

      You took a big logical jump about my sig. There is no saying about killing the ones who don't have a life.

      I don't remember bashing someone here in /. but you really sound like a dumbass. Sorry.

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    30. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The family's situation is totally screwed up. If nothing changes, at least one of the kids is going to be stuck baby-sitting for the rest of their lives, putting their own life on hold, after the parents kick the bucket. This isn't fair to them. Worse - what if the genetic defect is 50/50, and the kids are carriers?

      This is not a blessing - it's a horror show. Imagine dying of old age and never having become self-aware ... you can imagine it because your ARE self-aware. Emily never will be. That's the difference between a human being, and a human animal. You're a being, a person - Emily is just a human animal. Not a being, and with no capacity to become one, since she can't learn, and is responding purely on instinct. The family has developed coping mechanisms, but they'll be ill served by them in the long run. Think about what's going to happen over the next few decades. Would YOU like to have a sister as a pet, along with the responsibility that goes with it? And the guilt when you get fed up? Because that's the future in this case, unless and until Emily kicks off.

      Sure, be sympathetic for the family ... but also look at the reality - that for too long we've held euthanasia as being "unthinkable", a taboo, and that we then force other people to live lives that suck because of our taboos. Sometimes, you have to be brutal to overcome a deeply-seated taboo and get people to even consider the alternatives. Or to realize that form is not more important than function. Emily might have the form of a human being, but she will never function as one - one of the essentials - changes in the brain that allow learning - is missing. The same thing that excites doctors about the rest of her has sealed her fate in that most important area - the ability to become self-aware.

      I wouldn't wish this on family. But I would make it easy and socially acceptable for them to change it.

      Now let me get my asbestos overcoat before the fundies go all snakey.

    31. Re:She looks retarded ... by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      I read these people's posts and think 'damn, what's wrong with you people, she's a child, goddamn'. There's no reasoning about that.

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    32. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, the only reason you don't kill an infant is that he/she will grow up?

      Yes, this is why our society has established a taboo around killing infants. Are you seriously arguing that there is any other reason for not killing infants?

      WTF is wrong with you people?????

    33. Re:She looks retarded ... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Man, if you'd been born in the 1910's, you could have made a hell of contribution to the German research programs.

    34. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      All I'll say to this is that I hope you learn a lesson in empathy someday.

      A big, nasty, walloping lesson that leaves you permanently pissing into a bag through a tube from your hospital bed, you inconceivably arrogant, sociopathic prick.

      Maybe YOU need to learn a lesson in looking at the big picture ...

      As I've posted elsewhere when being accused of a lack of empathy ...

      The family's situation is totally screwed up. If nothing changes, at least one of the kids is going to be stuck baby-sitting for the rest of their lives, putting their own life on hold, after the parents kick the bucket. This isn't fair to them. Worse - what if the genetic defect is 50/50, and the kids are carriers?

      This is not a blessing - it's a horror show. Imagine dying of old age and never having become self-aware ... you can imagine it because your ARE self-aware. Emily never will be. That's the difference between a human being, and a human animal. You're a being, a person - Emily is just a human animal. Not a being, and with no capacity to become one, since she can't learn, and is responding purely on instinct. The family has developed coping mechanisms, but they'll be ill served by them in the long run. Think about what's going to happen over the next few decades. Would YOU like to have a sister as a pet, along with the responsibility that goes with it? And the guilt when you get fed up? Because that's the future in this case, unless and until Emily kicks off.

      Sure, be sympathetic for the family ... but also look at the reality - that for too long we've held euthanasia as being "unthinkable", a taboo, and that we then force other people to live lives that suck because of our taboos. Sometimes, you have to be brutal to overcome a deeply-seated taboo and get people to even consider the alternatives. Or to realize that form is not more important than function. Emily might have the form of a human being, but she will never function as one - one of the essentials - changes in the brain that allow learning - is missing. The same thing that excites doctors about the rest of her has sealed her fate in that most important area - the ability to become self-aware.

      I wouldn't wish this on family. But I would make it easy and socially acceptable for them to change it.

      Now, how does this make me into someone who needs to "learn a lesson in empathy" or an "inconceivably arrogant, sociopathic prick"?

      The facts say that Emily is not developing - she is stuck, brain-wise, in infancy, and will always respond purely on an instinctive level. This is a hopeless situation. Hopeless. You are guilty of projecting YOUR sense of self-awareness onto Emily. She is less capable of self-awareness than your cat or dog. We put down our pets when they can no longer function, the prognosis is hopeless, they're crapping and pissing themselves, will never walk again, and simply can no longer live the life of a dog or a cat. What's the difference with Emily? The fact that she never WAS a toddler, or a teenager, and never will be. And that, unlike the cat or dog, who can actually LEARN, Emily doesn't.

      But back to YOU:

      A big, nasty, walloping lesson that leaves you permanently pissing into a bag through a tube from your hospital bed, you inconceivably arrogant, sociopathic prick.

      And how arrogant are YOU, to be prescribing such treatment to someone who, unlike Emily, is self-aware? Oh, and BTW, I've been through worse - and you lack imagination.

    35. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some places, you can't even possess porn with someone that looks like a minor. So even if someone is 18 but for whatever reason (makeup, genetics, etc.) looks 13, it'd be illegal to have so much as a nude picture of that person.

      Even if she was 18 and had the mental capacity of an 18-year old despite looking like she was 4, it'd still be illegal.

    36. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      LOL, dude... you are either trolling or have some serious issues. You clearly don't have kids. Anyone without some kind of psych problem who has spent any time with babies wouldn't be able to kill one.

      And where do you get the idea that a toddler isn't self-aware?

      I mean, the parents here aren't even abandoning the child - they are caring for it. I don't know what even made you think of euthanasia! LOL...

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    37. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My only question is who made you the final arbiter of who actually is a human being? If it was an election, I demand a recount!

      Oh and your contention about allowing euthanasia is totally contradictory to the rest of your post. If she isn't self-aware and never has been, then she couldn't choose to die! In that case killing her would only relieve her family of the burden of caring for her. Since they apparently are willing and able to care for her in her current condition there is no reason to kill her. Killing her wouldn't be euthansia, it would be eugenics, and even that psuedo-rationale is a stretch because she may never be able to reproduce! So other than a flimsy excuse to bring-up your views on a societial taboo why are you even mentioning it?

    38. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I'm a strong advocate of euthenizing those with Alzheimers when there's no longer "anybody home." Same with anyone who is brain dead. That which makes us beings is what is important, not that which makes us human, which is just genetics.

      Beings are self-aware. It's intelligence that is important, not external shape. In other words, I would accord self-aware beings the same personhood as self-aware humans. This includes other animals that have exhibited self-awareness, or hypothetical aliens, or whatever. And we'd better start thinking more along those lines, because there ARE other self-aware creatures on this planet, and we also may have the same problem with our own creations becoming self-aware.

      Memories and learnign require changes in brain cells - immediate changes - or they're lost forever. Her brain hasn't changed in 10 years. Even if it were to change slowly, the change would be too slow to store memories or aid learning, so the very thing that makes her interesting to doctors also dooms her to non-self-awareness. Talk about tragedy.

      Of course, we're self-aware, and we tend to project how WE would feel in such a situation on others. However, Emily, not being self-aware, literally could not care less. It is this that I recognize, so I look at the larger picture. What about the effects on society as a whole if all of a sudden, people stop aging and stop learning? More narrow in scope - what happens when Emily's parents die? Which of the children gets to be the permanent baby-sitter?

      Heck, just imagine the weaponization potential of this ... imagine you could develop a virus that could carry this to your enemies. All of a sudden, they can no longer learn, can't remember what they did an hour ago ... perfect zombie fleshbots. Or, to be a dumbass for a moment, imagine if a company like Microsoft got a hold of this.

      The real story isn't about Emily at all ...

    39. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      LOL, dude... you are either trolling or have some serious issues. You clearly don't have kids. Anyone without some kind of psych problem who has spent any time with babies wouldn't be able to kill one.

      2 adult daughters. We get along great. However, if you've ever spent any time with parents, you've certainly heard at least one parent say that they could kill their kid. Most of them don't have a psych problem - they have a "darned teenager blah blah blah" problem ... and they get over it.

      And where do you get the idea that a toddler isn't self-aware?

      This isn't a toddler. That would be a BIG step up. Emily's brain doesn't change. You can't learn or develop and retain memories if your brain doesn't change. Think of a computer with no ram - just rom. Pretty useless. Emily is running on instinct. A newborn is not self-aware.

      I mean, the parents here aren't even abandoning the child - they are caring for it. I don't know what even made you think of euthanasia! LOL...

      And that's their privilege. But what happens when the parents are pushing up daisies, or themselves in an old-age home? Which of the kids is going to be guilted into playing mommy to someone who is, like a doll, an empty shell?

    40. Re:She looks retarded ... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not even if you paste a picture of an adult's face over hers?

    41. Re:She looks retarded ... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0, Troll

      Babies also are meant to be seen as cute by humans. This is another inborn thing; we see babies as cute and protect them.

      What twisted parallel universe do you come from? Babies are gross, disgusting sacks of diseased shit constantly leaking goo, vomiting, shitting, smelling absolutely horrible (even a clean baby has a distinct scent from a clean adult-- and it's overpowering, and horribly disgusting), besides making noise and in general acting completely devoid of any mental function whatsoever. I stay the hell away from the fucking things.

    42. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be so hasty. Terry Schiavo was a "nobody home" - I hope. If I'd been trapped in a body like hers all those years, whatever part of me was still conscious would be screaming the whole time. I could devise kindlier fates for Hell itself. Thankfully, her Christian defenders lost. So now if there's a Heaven, she deserves to be there now, if only in compensation.

      An infant brain still has potential, and someday it may wake up. In the mean time, there's enough of someone "at home" that she seems to get some enjoyment out of life. There are worse conditions.

    43. Re:She looks retarded ... by KC7JHO · · Score: 1

      She has the mind of a 4yo? My FULLY Self Aware 3yo would like to just shoot you and then put you in jail and do only god knows what else his imagination could think up to do to what he terms as "Bad Guys" because to kill any living person is murder! (I am a Police Officer so he knows that people who kill or hurt others are bad, he still has a bit to go on working out the whole shooting them part though...)
      You have not been around a 3-4 yo child have you? A parents TOY? What, are you jealous that your parents didn't have or take the time to play with you when you were that age? Kids are great toys at that age, and THEY LOVE IT! Most parents of older/adult children will tell you they grow up too fast, this time perhaps not so much.

    44. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      My question back to you is "what is a being?" Leave off "human" for the moment - it obscures the true issue, which is sentience, be it human or non-human, alien or cybernetic.

      Also, euthenasia doesn't necessarily require the consent of the subject - it's because they're often beyond the capability of functioning that euthenasia has to be looked at. If they were still functional and self-aware, there'd be no question of euthenasia.

      Killing her wouldn't be euthansia, it would be eugenics, and even that psuedo-rationale is a stretch because she may never be able to reproduce!

      Really? So even though she's incapable of giving informed consent to sex, you would want her to BREED if she could reproduce, because to do otherwise is eugenics? As others have pointed out - a pedophile's dream - an adult with the body of a baby. That's just fucked up. Or you're not thinking your argument through. Or if you disagree with it, why did you bring it up?

      Or, to get back to being serious ... there's a good chance that this choice will have to be made at some future date. For example, if her brain DOES start to develop normally ... the skull has already consolidated, the soft tissue on the top is no longer soft, so there's no room for the brain to expand. Drilling holes to relieve the pressure works with adults whose brains are expanding because of injury, but won't in this case. Of course, if the brain never develops, she doesn't become self-aware, so she couldn't care less what happens.

      Or any one of the diseases that kills people every day, and the situation becomes hopeless ...

      It's an ugly situation. I don't envy anyone in that family, I just feel sorry for them.

    45. Re:She looks retarded ... by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      Sure, be sympathetic for the family ... but also look at the reality - that for too long we've held euthanasia as being "unthinkable", a taboo

      I am not shocked by your ideas of euthanasia. It just bothers me that you would want to kill Emily just because her sister, Brooke, has some unknown abnormality.

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    46. Re:She looks retarded ... by Americano · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Now, how does this make me into someone who needs to "learn a lesson in empathy" or an "inconceivably arrogant, sociopathic prick"?

      Because you have taken it upon yourself, as the "enlightened" person you seem to think you are, that killing someone is a solution for inconvenience - someone who is not related to you, who is not part of your family, and who you have absolutely no dealing with other than a 2 minute long ABCNews video.

      The decision is not yours to make, and presuming to tell people that you know what's best for them makes you an arrogant prick. Efficiency is great in engineering. It *sucks* as a ruling principle in interpersonal relationships.

      And how arrogant are YOU, to be prescribing such treatment to someone who, unlike Emily, is self-aware? Oh, and BTW, I've been through worse - and you lack imagination.

      From where you're sitting, quite arrogant, I'm sure. But what the hell, I've got karma to burn on calling out a self-important sociopath who seems to feel that "level of inconvenience" is the guiding principle for dealing with the sick, infirm, and handicapped.

      I'll close with this bit of arrogance: the mods who marked me flamebait are monumental morons who are probably as socially stunted as you are, and view the rest of the world as a bunch of interchangeable parts that should be disposed of if they're not in perfect working order.

    47. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Calm down ... she doesn't have the mind of a 4-year-old. She doesn't have the mind of a 4-MONTH-old. Think more along the lines of a newborn infant. Except ... No permanent brain changes, so no maturation, no learning.

      If you read the article (I know, this is slashdot, nobody even reads the summaries), the only ones saying otherwise are the family, who claim to "read in" more. Absent any other evidence, they're projecting their wishes onto Brooke, same as people do with the terminally ill, and even the dead ("I swear I saw her breathe!").

      Can't say I blame them - it's a sorry situation to be stuck in. However, they really do seem to be treating her like a toy or a pet - because that's pretty much all she's ever going to be able to respond as. Not as an individual. It is what it is, which just goes to show that staying young forever can be a curse.

    48. Re:She looks retarded ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the love of god, why do you keep calling her Emily? The name she's been given is Brooke...

    49. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should re-read what I originally wrote?

      Kindly point out where I said that THEY should euthanized Brooke.

      Oh, I never did.

      What I did say was that, without any more details, this makes a good case for allowing post-birth abortion (or euthenasia). Not that it should be mandatory, or even that it's necessarily right in THIS case, since obviously we don't have all the details - and I pointed this out. Simply put, that it should be one of the options available for cases like this.

      Here, I'll even make it easy for you - here's the full post (emphasis added):

      "And it appears that, at 16, she still has the brains and skill set of an infant ... this is going to sound cruel, but without any more details, it sounds like a good argument for post-birth abortion. I mean, what's the point? At least "The Strange Case of Benjamin Button" had SOME growth of character."

      So don't condemn me for things I never wrote. The mods who marked you as flamebait probably read my original post, and realized I didn't write what you accuse me of.

      Now on to the REAL question - would I euthanize one of my own in such a case? I don't know. I'd like to think that I'd have to courage to do the right thing, and pull the plug, but I just don't know. And I'm honest enough to admit it. Just like I know that, no matter what I'd decide, I would always wonder if I had made the right choice.

      As for your accusation that I am guided by he "level of inconvenience" when dealing with the infirm, the handicapped, etc., the fact is that I am guided by reality. If there's nobody home, taking extraordinary measures to preserve the flesh, even to maintaining respiration after they've shucked off their mortal coil or vacated the premises is just plain bent. Once the "person" is gone, turn out the lights. Anything else ranges from just plain indecent to macabre.

      And don't wait until it's too late to tell people that you love them ... they need to hear it while they're still alive, while they're still able to enjoy hearing it, and while they can reciprocate. On their deathbed, or after Alzheimers has stolen them away, is just too late.

    50. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      My bad ... I swapped names by mistake, I only realized it later, and of course, we can't edit our posts or post an update in the post itself.

      I can understand not being allowed to edit the post by changing the original text - but we could avoid a LOT of the flame wars if we could ADD text to clarify what we meant, or point out a nuance that may have been unintentionally missed, or (like I just did by swapping the names) having a brainfart :-)

      Of course that would cut down on the number of page views.

      Which would cut revenue.

      Which would be a "BAD THING".

      Because $$$ > Quality.

      Or am I missing something?

    51. Re:She looks retarded ... by Americano · · Score: 1
      Your comments throughout this article have amounted to: she looks retarded; might as well use her for study like penicillin mold; there's nobody home (despite the article clearly stating that doctors estimate her to be functioning at roughly the level of a 9 month old); All of these factors, for you, suggest that her existence is a strong argument for 'post-birth abortion.'

      No, you didn't come right out and say "she should be killed." But in continuing to attempt to justify yourself, your argument can be summed up as: Without any more details, euthanasia is probably the best course of action for this child who is a terrible burden & inconvenience on her family because she has "less potential than the family dog."

      So don't condemn me for things I never wrote.

      You've said all of the things I'm condemning you for. You've presumed to make a judgment about the value and quality of the child's life, while admitting that you have no idea what the full details of the situation are. If that's not arrogance, I'm not sure what would qualify.

      As for your accusation that I am guided by he "level of inconvenience" when dealing with the infirm, the handicapped, etc., the fact is that I am guided by reality. If there's nobody home, taking extraordinary measures to preserve the flesh

      Did you even watch the video or read the article? The child in question is not an inert, vegetative lump of flesh. Her brain has stopped developing, but that does not mean she's not active, as the video shows you. She may have limited "potential" for development, but she is quite certainly alive and aware of her surroundings, at least on a similar level to the "family pet" that you keep comparing her to.

      That's not guided by reality - your arguments that she'll be a "burden on her family," and that euthanasia should be an option are a cold-blooded assessment & solution to the fact that this child is "inconvenient."

      And don't wait until it's too late to tell people that you love them ... they need to hear it while they're still alive, while they're still able to enjoy hearing it, and while they can reciprocate. On their deathbed, or after Alzheimers has stolen them away, is just too late.

      This is about the only thing on the subject that you've said that I can agree with.

    52. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      First, I did read the article. The doctors said her brain was not developing, and the article I read did not give a brain age of 9 months. You yourself admit that even in my original post I wrote without more details ... and then you have the nerve to condemn me with YOUR suppositions?

      What a fucking hypocritical lying little troll.

      Take your useless little suppositions and use them like a suppository.

    53. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      However, if you've ever spent any time with parents, you've certainly heard at least one parent say that they could kill their kid.

      Um, they are being ironic? I've never met anyone who ACTUALLY wanted to kill their kid. It does happen, of course, but those people seem to be unbalanced.

      A newborn is not self-aware.

      The very first line of the linked article says, "Brooke Greenberg is the size of an infant, with the mental capacity of a toddler."

      But what happens when the parents are pushing up daisies, or themselves in an old-age home?

      Then the sisters can either take care of her, pay someone else to take care of her, or abandon her. If she's abandoned, then you can try to argue for her culling. I mean, Jesus, life isn't about efficiency... how could you possibly argue to kill something that isn't suffering, isn't threatening you, and looks and acts like a human baby? I don't know you, and I'm sure it's not fair to say, but your comments make you sound like a sociopath. I'm hoping that you just sort of made a brash comment and are too stubborn to back down, or that you're trolling. The use of the term "abortion" for a 16-year-old makes me believe you are trolling.

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    54. Re:She looks retarded ... by Americano · · Score: 1

      the article I read did not give a brain age of 9 months.

      My mistake - it was in the accompanying video with the article. The video display counts down the time remaining in the video, so to speed your discovery, the statement is made with about 1:45 left in the video: "Her mental age is estimated to be 9 months to a year old."

      I notice you've gone from trying to defend your point to asking me to stick my "suppositions" (which suppositions have I made, exactly?) up my own ass. I'll take that as your concession that you were out of line.

      Here's a pro tip: don't be surprised when people respond critically to you acting like an arrogant twat. Tastelessly offensive declarative statements about a situation you know very little nothing about are not exactly the best way to make your points about euthanasia.

      And one final note to clear up a misconception on your part, "euthanasia" simply means "painless death" (from the Greek for "good death" - true story, you can even look it up). The term itself does not necessarily say anything about whether or not the person or animal being euthanized is suffering. Euthanasia describes the painless quality of the death, not the painful quality of the life it ends in some instances. As such, it would be totally appropriate to call what you're proposing "euthanasia," rather than the nonsensical "post-birth abortion" phrase you were so proud of earlier in this thread. An abortion is the termination of a pregnancy by artificial means; sort of hard to terminate a pregnancy that's already ended with a birth, isn't it?

    55. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      From the article: the ONLY two things that are growing are her hair and nails. Nothing else is developing. To say that she has the mind of a toddler is speculation - nowhere in the article does any medical specialist say that. To the contrary, she's completely non-verbal, she's had brain seizures, and she's got a low affect (she sits quietly in her crib for hours). "Mental capacity of a toddler" covers a broad spectrum - and at best she's at the low end - more an infant than a toddler.

      The article states that there is no evidence for cognitive growth. It just isn't happening, despite the wishful thinking of some of the people quoted in the article.

      Now, on to the next point:

      how could you possibly argue to kill something that isn't suffering, isn't threatening you, and looks and acts like a human baby?

      Read exactly what I wrote, and maybe you'll come away with a fuller understanding (emphasis added):

      And it appears that, at 16, she still has the brains and skill set of an infant ... this is going to sound cruel, but without any more details, it sounds like a good argument for post-birth abortion. I mean, what's the point? At least "The Strange Case of Benjamin Button" had SOME growth of character.

      First, note that I didn't say she should be offed - I said that, without more details, on the face of it her case is a good argument for it. Nothing more. Obviously, anyone would need more details to make an actual determination. Get real. Euthanasia should be an option for extreme cases where there's little or no hope, and we not only should make it available, but we should make it socially acceptable. Doing otherwise has already cost a lot of people needless suffering. In her case, we need more facts - not just a news story. If the case is hopeless and she isn't self-aware, then what's the problem - there's "nobody home"? If she IS self-aware, then what's the problem - euthanasia isn't a viable option absent any other considerations. But, without any other facts ... sure, keep euthanasia as an option.

      Second, if an adult had deteriorated to this point after a long life, most civilized people would be considering their options, and euthanasia is one of them. Without more detail, there's not much to differentiate the current state of someone who's led a full life, and is now in severe physical and mental decline, and Brooke. Is Brooke self-aware? Probably not, and almost certainly not to any great extent - but again, without any more details ... based just on the article ... it's obviously speculation. At some point, it's a question that will have to be answered. Life is never that tidy. For example, what if her brain does start to grow normally? The skull bones are already fused, the soft spot on top is now replaced by bone - there's no place for it to expand. What do you propose - try to put her brain in a jar like on Futurama?

    56. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The video doesn't play on linux. "Her mental age is estimated at ..." - based on the evidence in the article that the only tissue that grows on her is hair and nails, would be speculative at best. From the article, her affect is extremely low, she's completely non-verbal, just grunting and other noises - this is NOT congruent with a normal mental age of 9 months to 1 year. At best you're looking at 4 to 6 months, maybe less. Instinct, not learning.

      Also, post-birth abortion isn't my invention - there's over 1 million hits. It's part of the english language. Get over it already.

      Culling, by any name, may offend the sensibilities, but there are times when it's justified. Unfortunately, there's no way to tell solely from the article, but certainly parents should have the option when confronted with the possibility of something like this. If there were a screening test, it's doubtful that many parents would opt to bring such a child to term.

    57. Re:She looks retarded ... by ibbie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If she's not suffering, and her family isn't suffering (it's difficult to tell just from an article) there's absolutely no reason why it should be considered "bad" to learn from a condition like this. Hell, it'd be criminal to not take advantage of such an opportunity to learn more about how we live, age, and die.

      If doctors, scientists, etc 150 years from now can still learn from this case - perhaps personally, as opposed to relying upon another person's observations - all the better, for us as a species.

      I understand that people in general don't like to be considered a medical experiment, but if something abnormal is going on, that's exactly what one becomes. One simply has to remember that in the process of trying to understand the abnormality, a doctor is also trying to help you.

      (Unless they're an asshole. Then they're wondering if they can write a paper on you so they can buy another yacht. In which case, one should remember that just because they're an asshole, doesn't mean that they can't help you.*)

      * Admittedly anecdotal evidence shows that this is the case in most professions.

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    58. Re:She looks retarded ... by ibbie · · Score: 1

      "In this case, the point is that she may hold the key to help cure the disease known as aging."

      Aging isn't all bad. It is the path by which we mature as human beings - a path Brooke will never go down. Mentally, she is no better than a vegetable - incapable of learning, since her brain does not change. I'd rather get old (and be aware that I'm aging) than never get out of infancy and never become self-aware.

      Imagine stopping all chemical changes in the body - you can never, ever again, learn a single new thing. You wouldn't even be able to remember what happened a minute ago. Might as well put a bullet in your head. Even "50 First Dates" allowed for learning and adaptation over a 24-hour period before the clock reset.

      Brooke - the Human Chia Pet.

      I mean no offense, but I don't think you're quite grasping the concept that they're attempting to convey. They're stating that it might assist research in halting the aging process - not duplicating this particular case's condition.

      I mean, it'd be bad to stop the normal growth and development of a child - but someone who's 25? Or hell, even 40? Based on what I read in the article, it doesn't appear that the girl cannot learn (if that were the case, she wouldn't have preferences), it's just that her brain isn't capable of maturing enough to do anything with it. Toddlers are smart little buggers, but try teaching them calculus, and you'll regret it. :D

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    59. Re:She looks retarded ... by ibbie · · Score: 1

      In some places, you can't even possess porn with someone that looks like a minor. So even if someone is 18 but for whatever reason (makeup, genetics, etc.) looks 13, it'd be illegal to have so much as a nude picture of that person.

      Wow, that must suck. And yet (assuming they're not mentally deficient as mentioned above) one can still have sex with them; after all, despite genetics, makeup, etc, they're consenting adults. Just don't take a damn picture. Sort of a twist on the whole, "Officer, they looked old enough!" thing. Laws like that are weird.

      Yeah, this has gone way off topic. Sort of. :D

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    60. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I think what is disturbing people here is your attempt to bring logic into something that is emotionally so repugnant.

      You will never win with a logical argument for a couple of reasons. First, most people find the idea of euthanize people like Brooke simply repulsive on the face of it. Second, you are talking about drawing firm lines - necessary for purposes of law - where none exist. Who decides, and using what criteria, who lives and who dies? How can you decide where the right threshold of suffering is? Its all so fuzzy, and you'll encounter so many differing opinions that bringing logic into the discussion at all just seems... weird.

      As for speculation, your entire argument depends on speculation. Given the facts in the article, no one could make the leaps of logic that you do. You introduce hypotheticals to advance all of your arguments:
      IF the article is wrong and she is not as advanced as a toddler.
      IF she isn't self aware.
      IF she were an adult who deteriorated rather than a kid.
      IF her brain starts to grow normally.

      And on that last one... c'mon, brain in a jar? My proposal would likely involve cutting into the skull to create room, actually.

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    61. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      it doesn't appear that the girl cannot learn (if that were the case, she wouldn't have preferences

      Lab rats, mice, and bees (heck, even flatworms) all demonstrate preferences. None of them would be considered "persons", and in the case of bees and flatworms, the "preferences" are purely instinctive and reactive.

      The noises she generates, according to the description given in the article, are more along the lines of what you would expect from a newborn than a toddler, which indicates that the interpretation by the parents is flawed - a projection of what they wish were true.

      She hasn't stopped aging - her bones are at least the same age as a 10-year-olds. Maybe not being subject to the stresses of exercise from a normal life makes them appear to be younger than they really are? People who are in space or bedridden for long periods of time leach calcium from their bones quite rapidly. Why should we expect her bones to be normal?

      What we have is a failure to develop. We can see that in studies of insects, where one set of genes responsible for gross development doesn't activate (homeobox: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeobox), and the insect then doesn't develop into an adult, or one or more body segments fails to mature. Rather than being a "cure for aging", it's a disaster for the subject. Her "miracle" is probably the same thing. There's no reason to believe aging has stopped - just development. The fact that her bones have aged much more than her physical development indicates that she is in fact aging, and probably at a normal rate.

      If she's the cure, then in this case the cure is worse than the disease.

    62. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      And on that last one... c'mon, brain in a jar? My proposal would likely involve cutting into the skull to create room, actually.

      Aw, gross - the only way that would be ethical would be if there isn't "anyone home" in the first place, in which case, why bother? It's no better than the "brain in a jar" scenario, which is also unethical under the same set of presuppositions.

      What we have here is someone who is in fact aging, but not developing, and people aren't making the distinction. Her skeleton looks to be at least the same as a 10-year-old, which, considering the failed development, and the lack of stress from normal development, means that it's aging at its' normal rate. There's no "miracle cure" here, just a genetic flaw that prevented the development process (but not the aging process) from continuing.

      This isn't a cure - it's a disease.

    63. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Aw, gross

      You have to be kidding me... you find a legitimate surgery to be "gross", but not the culling of the child? What I'm talking about is a fairly common procedure, whereas euthanasia is highly unusual - especially when the patient is not suffering any kind of painful, intractable condition.

      This isn't a cure - it's a disease.

      I agree with you - I'm just expressing amazement that you would advocate culling a human being. Euthanasia is usually proposed as a merciful act to relieve suffering. There is no suffering here, only a condition that will not improve.

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    64. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      As I've said many times, the very first post I made included the caveat "without any more details" ...

      And it appears that, at 16, she still has the brains and skill set of an infant ... this is going to sound cruel, but without any more details, it sounds like a good argument for post-birth abortion. I mean, what's the point? At least "The Strange Case of Benjamin Button" had SOME growth of character.

      The article actually is full of mistakes. For example, it claims that only her hair and nails are growing. This is obviously not true. Not only is skin tissue being constantly generated, but so are red blood cells (average red blood cell lifespan - 4 months) and other body constituents. There is no indication that they don't age - to the contrary, her bone age is at least 10 years old.

      The article is crap, the "science" behind it is really a combo of pseudo-science and wishful thinking - at a cellular level, she is getting older every day. What we have here is a failure to develop, not a failure to age.

      the question is, what stage is her brain at, and did the seizures do any further damage? In other words, is anybody home? The parents' depiction of her as about equivalent to a toddler of between 9 months and 1 year is contradicted by the descriptions in the story of how she reacts to her environment - no attempts at pre-vocalization that should have started between 3 and 6 months, so a more accurate guess, again based only on the article text, would be 0 to 3 months, and that the parents are projecting their wishes, and seeing what isn't really there.

      If in fact there IS "nobody home", this wouldn't be the "culling of a human being" - while it would be human, it wouldn't be a being, just human tissue ... so no harm, no foul. Of course, if there IS evidence (which is sorely lacking if you go solely by the article) that "somebody's home", then of course it's a different situation.

      Unfortunately, too many people have swallowed the bumkum in the story and are saying stupidities like "maybe she'll live to be 400 to 800 years old" or "maybe she holds the key to immortality", rather than taking the time to see what's obvious with 2 minutes of critical thought - that her body IS aging, just not developing or maturing. They confuse form and function.

      Then they accept at face value the mothers' statements that she's mentally the equivalent of a one-year-old toddler, even though, if she were even a 9-month-old toddler, she'd clearly be alarmingly retarded in her mental development.

      Maybe I should have responded by saying "I'm not God - I just play one on slashdot!" It's not like most responses to date show much evidence of thinking it through to the logical consequences, or question any of the many contradictions in what scant information we've been given ... just knee-jerk reactions.

    65. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The article is indeed crap, as you say.

      Yet that doesn't stop you from trying to put together some sort of a scenario that makes it seem okay to cull "human tissue".

      Beyond that, even if Brooke was completely brain dead and devoid of all humanity, she still looks and acts like a human infant. She has a caring home and an entire family that loves her. You can call her a family pet, and that's fine... maybe that's what she is.

      So tell me, do you go around advocating the culling of pets? I mean, all of your arguments certainly apply to dogs. Unless your neighbors are using them as utility animals, they are essentially just social parasites. Does that help you to see why people think you might be a bit off? You are applying dry logic where most people have some spark of emotion present. This seeming lack of empathy makes people uncomfortable with you.

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    66. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Beyond that, even if Brooke was completely brain dead and devoid of all humanity, she still looks and acts like a human infant

      If my dogs were completely brain dead and devoid of all "dogginess", yes, I'd put them down. I had to put my St. Bernard down last year because of a combination of a life-threatening infection that had a very low and only very-short-term probability of any sort of success coupled with a degenerative disease of the muscles - sometimes helping something you love means helping it reach the end. A few years before, my old Newfie was dying of advanced cancer .. same thing. They were both hard to do, because they were "still there", aware of what was going on even through their suffering. I would have preferred that they were brain-dead. THAT would have been easy in comparison, because the part that counts, that means anything and everything, would already have been gone.

      If, on the other hand, the subject is brain-dead, as your example posits, I fail to see what's the big deal. Any qualms sound more like they're based on ignorance and superstition to me.

      I reserve my empathy for the living. After all, it's not like the brain-dead can ever respond, ever appreciate it, ever have any use for it, ever know about it, any more than a brick or a rock or a glass or water can.

    67. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Nice dodge.

      But you failed to address my point, which is that Brooke, at the least, is valuable to this family as a pet. You don't kill a dog that is your pet just because it is useless - only when it begins suffering, or keeping it comfortable costs more that you can deal with.

      The fact that it was hard for you to put down a dog that you love makes it even more baffling that you cannot extend this same empathy to Brooke.

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    68. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      If one of my dogs were to become brain-dead tomorrow, it wouldn't be suffering - nobody home - and I'd put it down - simply BECAUSE there would be nobody home.

      Similarly, if a human is brain-dead, there's nothing to be done about it - you don't keep the empty husk of Granny alive, prop her up at the dinner table, sit her in front of the TV, etc., just because you can't deal with the loss ... you acknowledge the loss that has happened, pull the plug, donate the organs, grieve, and move on.

      It's because they are already brain-dead that they are not deserving of empathy any more than a rock is. Can you "feel a rock's pain?" Can you "empathize with a rocks' anxiety over whether to roll down the hill or stay put?" No - these phrases are meaningless, same as talking about a brain-dead person's "sense of pain." There's nobody "there" to "sense" the signal. It's like the person who would anthropomorphize the rock - just nonsense.

      If there's a "person" or a "being" there, then it's a whole different kettle of fish. You CAN empathize with their suffering, their sense of pain, their indecisions and anxieties, their happiness, their triumphs and defeats. But empathy takes 2 entities - entities that are aware. While we can empathize with another person, or a dog or cat, when we think we're empathizing with a paramecium, we're just projecting what we would feel in similar circumstances ... there's no evidence whatsoever that paramecium have feelings to empathize with, or that they can reciprocate.

      Hope this clears it up for you.

    69. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Once again, you've either deliberately dodged me or missed my point.

      This child, Brooke, is like a pet according to you. She's quite useless and is never going to be useful in your eyes. However, this family is obviously quite fond of her. Most people have similar useless animals in their house which require constant care... cats, dogs, fish, hamsters, etc.

      Using Brooke as an example of why culling should be legal is just plain silly, for the simple reason that she is not suffering and is loved and cared for - just as a pet is. Add to it that she looks and acts like a human baby, and you'll just have to forgive the rest of humanity for calling you out on your comment.

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    70. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      First, we have NOT established whether Brooke is in fact a tabla raza or not. Until then, everything else you posit doesn't make sense.

      For example, she is NOT "a pet" UNLESS there is "nobody home." I have continually expounded on the difference that the two options make, and you have continually ignored it.

      Why?

      So you can criticize me for something you continually impute to me that I clearly don't believe in?

      If there's pretty much nobody home, she's just meat, and might as well be culled, harvested, or whatever. If, on the other hand, there's a person in there, then she's not a pet and the family shouldn't be treating her as one. Don't blame me - blame the family. They're the one who are claiming she's a functioning person and yet treating her like a toy or a pet, and are making the outlandish, unbelievable, and clearly false claims, such as "she's not aging" and "maybe she holds the clue to immortality or a long life."

      Do not criticize me for the family's contradictory behaviour. I'm just pointing it out.

      Also, the culling of humans IS legal, and has been going on for decades. Most cases never make it to the media - they're decided behind closed doors, discussed in hushed tones, and involve a quick dose of potassium chloride. I've had to advise a couple in one such situation. It's legal and common in lots of places. "The rest of humanity" doesn't condemn me for it - just those who haven't had such a ponderous request imposed on them. You'd be surprised at how much self-examination you do to ensure that you're giving the best advice possible under the circumstances.

    71. Re:She looks retarded ... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Have a nice day.

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    72. Re:She looks retarded ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Thanks, you too :-) It's been interesting.

    73. Re:She looks retarded ... by Americano · · Score: 1

      The video doesn't play on linux.

      Well, you have the link if you ever care to verify the quote independently from a windows or mac system.

      based on the evidence in the article that the only tissue that grows on her is hair and nails, would be speculative at best.

      Any attempt to categorize this one-in-many-million case is of course speculative at best. Doctors are baffled by her condition, they don't understand it, and certainly don't have a name for it. Just as stating that she's mentally about 9 months old is speculative, so is stating that "nobody's home," and that she has "less potential than the family dog."

      I fail to see how the speculation of doctors who are familiar with Brooke's case is less valid than your speculation based on an article and - perhaps! - a video. Are you rejecting it simply because it doesn't jive with your conclusions? Or do you have some special knowledge of this case you haven't disclosed?

      Also, post-birth abortion isn't my invention - there's over 1 million hits. It's part of the english language. Get over it already.

      No, there aren't "over 1 million hits" for that phrase. If you're seeing over 1 million, you're likely seeing documents in which the phrase "post birth" and "abortion" appear in completely disconnected thoughts. Google "post birth abortion" with quotes, and you'll see about 4000 entries. Many of them seem to be of the hysterical pro-life variety, on casual review.

      All googling aside, the term "post-birth abortion" is nonsense, as I've already pointed out. Abortion is termination of a pregnancy. A woman is no longer pregnant if she has given birth.

      Culling, by any name, may offend the sensibilities, but there are times when it's justified.

      I'm not a particular fan of the choice of "culling" to describe it either, because of that word's close friendship with eugenics programs. I think there are reasonable & justifiable circumstances where euthanasia should be an option that's available - I don't disagree with you to that point. I suspect I would disagree with you on the specifics of when it's reasonable, though.

    74. Re:She looks retarded ... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      wtf 'troll', that's laughable. The GPP is a troll, or one of those idiot nutjobs that always acts like a moron around babies and starts babbling about how cute they are. Those people are visibly ill, they become retarded when some gross little thing is around. The assertion that they're 'cute' is I don't know wtf, 18 year old high school cheerleaders are cute.

  7. She seems to grow by guruevi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just very slowly. In the pictures it looks like features are developing but it's on a very, very slow pace. Maybe she might live to be 400 or 800 if her bone structure will remain supportive over time and her cells don't stop dividing like they do with 'normal' aging. I think the parents might already have tried it but she could probably learn to speak or at least communicate over the years - the brain of a toddler is very open to it (unless her brain plasticity has been aging).

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    1. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The article says that her brain has hardly changed at all - it's still an infant's brain. If you read the article, you'll see that the parents and those around her who claim to see changes or improvements in her ability to communicate are projecting their wishes, same as people do with their pets - except that pets CAN grow and learn. Brooke can't.

      Imagine if your brain suddenly never changes. You can never learn a new thing, remember anything from even 5 minutes ago, etc. Before the movie "50 First Dates", there was a sci-fi short story that posited this, with horrifying consequences. It would be the worse than having Alzheimers.

    2. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      And Christians everywhere come up with a new excuse for Noah being 500 years old.

    3. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Any learning requires the pruning and changing of connections - this isn't happening, so Brooke can't learn. What you see is a classic case of "it is what it is". In anyone else, it would be called congenital severe mental retardation - a 16-year-old with the mind of an infant. Read the story - this isn't a sister or daughter - it's the family pet.

    4. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, from our point of view, it must suck to be that person. But are people with, say, Alzheimer's aware of what they are missing out on? We project our own fear onto those people, and don't realize that it is impossible to know whether or not the afflicted are enjoying life, unaware of their disadvantages.

    5. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you (and the authors of this story) have it backward. She's not growing or developing, but she *is* aging. If she makes it to 60 she'll be a wrinkly old baby and she won't live longer than a normal person. Her condition is much more about growth than it is about aging.

    6. Re:She seems to grow by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I would not want to be 16 for 30 years...

    7. Re:She seems to grow by had3l · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but scientifically that makes no sense. You die mainly because of cell damage accumulation (although there are other factors involved). Even if her mutation is making her somehow age slower, it doesn't mean that her cells will magically accumulate less damage.

    8. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and yet adults with damaged cells are able to produce cells that turn into a baby with no damage. It's all software.

    9. Re:She seems to grow by whiledo · · Score: 1

      You die mainly because of cell damage accumulation

      I'd like to see a bit of a citation. As far as I've seen, it's still a bit up in the air as to what exactly causes aging and why our bodies can't have a mechanism to counter it. We have immortal cancer cells that do not shorten their telomeres each time they divide. They just keep making new healthy cells to replace the ones that have died from cell damage. So part of why we die is because of this built-in time bomb in our cells. Another part may have to do with inflammation, where a process that is good for our body in general eventually brings it down in the long run.

      If you look through the animal kingdom, you'll see quite a few examples of animals that have a much different system of aging. It seems possible that mutations could greatly lengthen the lifespan of a human.

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    10. Re:She seems to grow by HappyHead · · Score: 2, Informative

      But are people with, say, Alzheimer's aware of what they are missing out on?

      I would say that yes, in the early stages they quite often are aware of it. My grandfather had Alzheimer's before he died, and was constantly upset by all of the things he couldn't remember, even from a few minutes ago. Eventually he gave up trying, and started just living further and further in the past, since it was all he could remember. My grandmother on the other side is now in the early stages of it as well, and realizes exactly what's happening. Oddly enough, she's sufficiently upbeat about it that she actually jokes that it won't make much difference, she's always been a stereotypical blonde anyways, and could never remember things properly before it started - the only difference is that now she's got an excuse.

    11. Re:She seems to grow by ashtophoenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the parents and those around her who claim to see changes or improvements in her ability to communicate are projecting their wishes,

      How are you in a better position to comment on that than the people around her? And what do the people who are saying her brain has hardly changed know? They diagnosed her with brain tumor and a few days later she was declared tumor-free? How much do we know about the brain to comment? I would rather accept what her family and friends are saying based on direct observation rather than statements based on half-knowledge made by ignorant doctors.

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    12. Re:She seems to grow by GauteL · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Before the movie "50 First Dates", there was a sci-fi short story that posited this, with horrifying consequences"

      It must suck that your example of this is a crappy rom-com with Adam Sandler rather than a brilliant film like Memento.

    13. Re:She seems to grow by grub · · Score: 1


      Imagine if your brain suddenly never changes. You can never learn a new thing, remember anything from even 5 minutes ago, etc.

      You can try this for a few hours with good pot.

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    14. Re:She seems to grow by camperdave · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah. In several hundred years she'll hit puberty. Then within a few weeks she'll develop blue-green lesions that will cover her body. She'll turn grup, meaning she'll become violent and full of rage, and then die. I saw it on TV.

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    15. Re:She seems to grow by Celc · · Score: 1

      H.M. seemed to do ok:
      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/05/us/05hm.html?_r=4&pagewanted=all
      http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=861#more-861

      Why go to sci-fi when there's real people who have been in that sittuation.

    16. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Fact: The brain has not developed normally. this is undeniable, since it hasn't grown physically.

      Fact: Even the family admits that her "communication" consists of grunts, etc. In other words, it's purely instinctive. The vocal apparatus is there. Just nobody home to work it, because no learning is going on.

      Fact: The family IS projecting - Emily is about as active as a Chia Pet in its' planter. Infant clothes from 12 years ago? Active kids wear them out before they outgrow them - she's a veggie. If her body was growing, she'd be labeled as the most severely mentally handicapped.

      So the family treats her like a toy or a pet, because they don't have much in the way of alternatives, do they?

      It's a fucked-up situation. If they get some comfort out of thinking "hey, maybe she holds the secret to eternal youth", more power to them ... but it doesn't change the reality. Emily will never mature. That's a very high price to pay for "eternal youth."

    17. Re:She seems to grow by GauteL · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Well, from our point of view, it must suck to be that person. But are people with, say, Alzheimer's aware of what they are missing out on?"

      I take it you have no experience with Alzheimer's.

      Alzheimer's is not instant. It happens over a long period with slow degradation of your memory. During this period, it is very hard on the person it happens to. They realise that something is not right, and they start to struggle with social situations.

      They slowly start loosing grip on their own personality and they see what this is doing to their family and friends, making them even more distressed.

      Even far into the condition, they sometimes have moments of clarity which mostly just serve to remind them of what they have lost.

    18. Re:She seems to grow by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Dang! The link didn't work.

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    19. Re:She seems to grow by Zibben · · Score: 0

      Think about the parents while she's going through her "terrible twos" stage. *shudder*

    20. Re:She seems to grow by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Would you consider listing the name of this sci-fi story? I Like a good read.

    21. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her cells will stop dividing the same as everyone elses. No form of genetic abnormality could change that.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telomere

    22. Re:She seems to grow by dr_canak · · Score: 1

      "Before the movie "50 First Dates", there was a sci-fi short story that posited this, with horrifying consequences."

      LOL,

      before the movie and sci-fi story there were (and of course still are) plenty of *real* people with severe anterograde amnesia. One of the more famous cases just died

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HM_(patient)

      I worked with a patient who attempted suicide by asphyxiation. They survived with a profound case of anterograde amnesia. You could leave the patient room and return 30 seconds later, and the patient would have no knowledge of you or your meeting 30 secs prior. It took literally 100's of repetitions of exact sameness before any noticeable learning occured. For example, taking them from point A to point B required tracing the exact same route, multiple times per day, for months on end before this person had any sense that they were actually going to destination B and back (though they were never able to go alone).

      It *may be* frustrating to the individual, if they have any sense or insight as to their condition. They may get frustrated by the frustrations of those around them. Generally speaking (*very generally speaking*) severely dementing illnesses are as hard, if not harder, on those individuals who are around the demented indivdual.

      Side story: My grandmother had a pretty wicked case of Alzheimer's disease. She would call our house 10+ a morning asking is she had a doctor's appointment that day. She knew she had future appointments, just didn't know when and had no ability to remember she had just called and asked us the same question 5 minutes prior :-). So we get the brilliant idea to write down the dates and times of all appointments and post them to her refrigerator. So, then we get the calls every day, "Is it Monday?" LOL. See "Complaints of a Dutiful Daughter":

      http://www.pbs.org/pov/discover/?season=1995&offset=9#film-list

      For a very thoughtful and thoughtprovoking piece on Dementia. Was nominated for an academy award when it came out.

      later,
      jeff

    23. Re:She seems to grow by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Maybe he never saw Memento?

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    24. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the guy in Memento learned stuff. I guess technically it happened in 50 First Dates too, but not really.

    25. Re:She seems to grow by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      Conversely, imagine if your body's natural development cycle (including brain and cognitive development) has been slowed by a factor of 100:1 or 1000:1. To any normal person, how would this differ in appearance from never growing or developing at all? Answer: it wouldn't.

      Imagine if your brain suddenly never changes. You can never learn a new thing, remember anything from even 5 minutes ago, etc. Before the movie "50 First Dates", there was a sci-fi short story that posited this, with horrifying consequences. It would be the worse than having Alzheimers.

      Hm, maybe so - but there's very little if any evidence so far saying that simple day-to-day encounters effect a physical change on the brain. Yet we remember these activities for years beyond their original occurrence.

      My point is that there is still a lot that even the most learned of scientists don't understand -- the other day I was watching an advert for a drug in which the announcer said "name-of-drug is believed to work by..." (sorry, can't remember the name. some kind of anti-depressant I think). We're making drugs that work effectively enough to pass human trials, but without really understanding why they work. Seems to me that the development of the brain and storage of memories is still very much an unknown - so much that all we can do is speculate when questions like this are raised.

    26. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Darned if I can remember ... one of them was about an individual who couldn't remember more than 5 minutes in the past - IIRC, it was a short story by Asimov (but I could be wrong - it was several decades ago), the other about how the Soviets developed an anti-aging treatment that took the world by storm, but their leaders refused to take it ... In the latter story, all was well for the first few years, but then people began to lose short-term memory function, as the brain became affected.

      You can't learn if your brain undoes every chemical and physical change, or simply doesn't change in response to stimuli. Scary stuff, and it looks like we have a real-life case.

    27. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      There is no reason at this point to believe that Emily will ever be capable of any learning. You can't learn if, through a genetic fluke, your brain cells can't be permanently modified fast enough to retain a memory, or if they "reset" to their former configuration soon after.

      Also, your examples bring up the whole "quality of life" issue. At some point, it's time to pull the plug. With time, hopefully we'll either conquer diseases like Alzheimers, or learn to replace the parts that break down with mechanical devices (there's already been some experimentation with prosthesis to help the brain).

      If we don't figure out a solution, then the only other alternative is to cull the herd. That's just being realistic. Ugly, but the alternatives are ultimately uglier.

    28. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Hm, maybe so - but there's very little if any evidence so far saying that simple day-to-day encounters effect a physical change on the brain. Yet we remember these activities for years beyond their original occurrence.

      ALL memories require physical/chemical changes to the brain. No change == no memory. If the change isn't permanent, the memory is lost. The brain isn't a "get something for nothing" device - you don't get data storage without change of state.

    29. Re:She seems to grow by againjj · · Score: 1

      HM is a good example. Slashdot had a story on him a while back.

    30. Re:She seems to grow by Dark_MadMax666 · · Score: 1

      Your AC , but just in case - older you are , less probability your children are "without damage". Considering for it to be apparent it has to be some serious damage, most of it usually not so noticeable , but its a fact that babies from 30+ old mother are less healthy than those of 20+ and older it goes worse it becomes

    31. Re:She seems to grow by Mondongo · · Score: 1

      ZING!

    32. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we don't figure out a solution, then the only other alternative is to cull the herd. That's just being realistic. Ugly, but the alternatives are ultimately uglier.

      Why?

      The West, and the US in particular, is a wealthy society. As a society we pay to support thousands (millions?) of people who can't take care of themselves.

      For example, my sister-in-law is severely autistic (although I'm not convinced that's an accurate diagnosis.) By her behavior, it seems like there's roughly equivalent self-awareness in our cat and in her. She lives seemingly happily in a group home, funded by government largess. She communicates by grunts and moans, but she recognizes family and plays with blocks.

      So long as Brooke doesn't reproduce (which seems highly unlikely) there is no measurable long term negative impact to the species or to society as a whole.

      That said, I feel for the sisters once the parents die - they will feel they have to care for Brooke, and abandon their own lives in some ways. There are, however, government programs to deal with the long-term care of such people, so perhaps that will not occur.

    33. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clive Wearing is a real world example of what you describe: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2075627312667044747

    34. Re:She seems to grow by hitmark · · Score: 1

      and the generations to come are the ones that will make down payments, ones big pharma figures the trick out and patents the hell out of it...

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    35. Re:She seems to grow by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      While culling them might save us the resources to sustain their life that removes the prospect of ever helping them to achieve normality of any kind. Keeping them alive and providing for them allows us the opportunity to study their various conditions. Which can help us gain insight into how the brain functions normally. It's not like their faulty genes or injury will likely be passed on and affect all of humanity.

    36. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact:

      Fact: Prepending nothing with "Fact:" does not make it something. If you're not on a political rally, it also makes you look intellectually immature.

      The brain has not developed normally. this is undeniable, since it hasn't grown physically.

      Fact: You missed your parent's point. He's actually questioning your first "undeniable" "fact": Just because the doctors can't tell doesn't mean it isn't so. You or they don't know enough about brains to rule out obscure developments for irreversible decisions.

      her "communication" consists of grunts, etc. In other words, it's purely instinctive.

      Fact: Her communication consisting of grunts doesn't mean it's purely instinctive at all. Using "in other words" to make a new claim seems a little dishonorable.

      The family IS projecting

      Fact: Capitalizing claims doesn't etc. etc. [see fact 1.] It's also fairly reminiscent of "is not"/"is too" debates.

      Emily will never mature. That's a very high price

      Fact: Seeing all those mature folks voting themselves into oblivion in elections world-wide, beating around the people they've sworn to protect or killing themselves over loss of shareholder value, I'm not exactly sure why her life is in any way less valuable than mine or, say, yours.

      Bonus question: At which point will Emily be "mature" enough for you to deign her a full member of the human species?

    37. Re:She seems to grow by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      ...Memento (who *was* he talking to on the phone all the time?), or the episode in X-Files where it seems they had found Ponce De Leon who, after having found the Fountain of Youth, had to resort to hiding in the forest all these years in order to survive to this day. If you don't count the one night he spent at a Motel 6 when he heard of the "free HBO" deal.

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    38. Re:She seems to grow by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      That's what one line of research shows, but it hasn't been conclusively proven to be true 100% of the time unless I'm hopelessly out of date. Most importantly, those changes are generally not going to be measurable (at least externally), should they be required to occur. So if we stipulate that any memory requires a physical change, there's nothing to say those changes are not occurring is there? Brain development having ceased is not quite the same thing, since development is a result of both growth and environment.

    39. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The West, and the US in particular, is a wealthy society.

      The United States is beyond broke. Debt is NOT wealth. California is within 2 months of not being able to meet payroll and other expenses. Cities are massively overbuilt with houses that are worse than useless - wrong types of buildings in the wrong places - the banks can't even GIVE them to the cities for free because cities want the banks to pay for the cost of tearing them down. The deficit is blowing past anything that was ever contemplated. One in every 2 mortgages will be under water soon.

      The median house price in Detroit is $7,500.00. That's one city that is never coming back, which is why it is being systematically bulldozed, street by street, as properties are abandoned.

      The current public debt is over $11 trillion, but after you add in unfunded social security and medicare obligations, it's over $100 trillion, or $1.45 million for a family of 4. Unfunded health-care obligations are what bankrupted GM. Why won't they bankrupt the US?

      ... or why do you think the Chinese are making noises that the US issue bonds in yuan instead of dollars?

    40. Re:She seems to grow by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      "Before the movie "50 First Dates", there was a sci-fi short story that posited this, with horrifying consequences"

      It must suck that your example of this is a crappy rom-com with Adam Sandler rather than a brilliant film like Memento.

      Or groundhog day. Was that the first movie to explore this concept, or are there older movies with a similar plot?

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    41. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Fact: Brooke's brain isn't growing. that's an undeniable fact. You can tell by measuring the circumference of the head - doctors do it all the time. No tools needed other than a measuring tape. Or haven't you noticed that the skull gets bigger as the kid gets older, to accommodate a growing brain?

      Fact: Contrary to the article, Broke's communications are NOT consistent with "9 to 12 months old" but with the instinctive sounds of 0 to 3 months, with - maybe - some a bit more advanced. Anything else is projection.

      The rest follows.

      So the real question is - is there a self-aware entity in there? From the scant, contradictory information in the article, maybe, maybe not. If there isn't what's your problem? At that point, it's not like we're dealing with someone old where "Elvis has left the building", but more like "Elvis was never here." BTW - I did preface my statement with the caveat "without more information", which should have told you that I wasn't making any absolute declaration as to what should be done in Brooke's case, since the article doesn't give us enough to do more than speculate.

    42. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is horrifying, but you wont remember it.
      I survived 12 rounds with a brain eating virus (acute viral encephalitis from an unknown pathogen) in '03. One of the bad things that resulted from the brain injury is my short term to long term memory transfer got totally borked. It took me years to realize how f***ed I really am.
      short term memory is really only about 30 seconds worth, any thing longer is long term memory.
      My Doctors have given me useful advice like "write things down" Completely unusable advice, by the time I get a pen and paper (or open a Text editor) to write it down I've forgotten what I wanted to write down. I'm consistently surprised by what day month or year it is.
      But it's not all bad, with a broken memory and no sense of time one can accomplish things like the absurdly mind numbing task of reverse engineering some of the undocumented features of 440GX chipsets, or helping pmdata and marcheu RE some nvidia GPUs.

      Perhaps I could get a job chauffeuring evil corporate overlords around.
      "Where would you like to go today Mr Rivera" and get dosed with some GuadalajaraPink. Ahh the joy of forgetting. (reference is to Pat Cadigan's 1991 cyberpunk novel "Synners")
      Or maybe stick to assembling robotic caricatures of all the people who wronged me that I almost remember. (William Gibson "Mona Lisa Overdrive")

    43. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in a foul mood and playing the pedants' advocate (read: flamebait) here. My post wasn't meant as any kind of argument as may be apparent from the lack of any kind of argument.

      What I do find a little annoying is your tendency to rest final judgments on tender facts.

      I did preface my statement with the caveat "without more information"

      I can't seem to find where you said that.

    44. Re:She seems to grow by sean4u · · Score: 1

      Imagine if your brain suddenly never changes.

      So a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I did a PhD on crystalline computation - something like artificial neural networks, but no plasticity at all. It was very low level, but I always wondered about the plasticity / memory issue. A human brain is a very complex organ. If plasticity was the only medium for memory, it would have to be instantaneous. As I recall, there's no suggestion that very short-term memory involves plasticity. The issue with '5 minutes ago' - is that capacity, or just a good adaptation or behaviour, given the availability of some more reliable medium?

      I haven't looked at the topic for a while, so if anybody has some interesting references for plasticity / memory - particularly memory performance in the absence or impairment of plasticity, I'd be grateful at least until the new tab opens!

    45. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      What I do find a little annoying is your tendency to rest final judgments on tender facts.

      I did preface my statement with the caveat "without more information"

      I can't seem to find where you said that.

      Here, let me help you: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1283193&cid=28482293 Fully quoted below (emphasis added)

      And it appears that, at 16, she still has the brains and skill set of an infant ... this is going to sound cruel, but without any more details, it sounds like a good argument for post-birth abortion. I mean, what's the point? At least "The Strange Case of Benjamin Button" had SOME growth of character.

      No final judgment from me vis. this article - my very first post in it makes that quite clear. Unfortunately, most people have made a knee-jerk reaction and just skipped over the "without any more details" caveat. The article is a poor source of information, and what information there is is inconsistent. For example, the article claims Brooke has a mental development of between 9 months and one year, without any backing, and yet, the content makes it clear that her verbal skills are absent - her mental development, based on that, is more of an infant between 0 and three months than a "9 to 12-month toddler". Add in brain damage (apparent from the seizures) and there's a serious question as to whether we're dealing with purely instinctive automatism, and whether there even exists the capacity for, at some future date, a sense of self-awareness to appear.

      Two quick conclusions:

      1. The article itself sucks. We need more information than what is provided in the article, and it has to be of better quality;
      2. We need to be able to better separate the question of "what is a self-aware being" from the physical container, or we'll make bad decisions, both in the case of human beings, and of other sentient creatures (both living and emergent).

      My take on the latter one is relatively simple: if "Elvis has left the building" or "Elvis never entered the building in the first place" (ie: the lights are on but nobody's home), then we're not talking about a being, but a husk, an empty shell, with no worth beyond what can be harvested for organs and raw materials. By contrast, if there IS somebody home, then the form or shape of the container shouldn't matter - whether it's human, or whale, dolphin or alien, or living in cyberspace.

      Unfortunately, people can confuse form and substance - see the Terry Shiavo case as one example.

    46. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here, let me help you: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1283193&cid=28482293

      Thanks for the help. You're aware that you linked to a comment in a thread that isn't this one, right?

      Regardless, to make myself clear: I mostly agree with you and, if I was in the situation and had the option, would very probably "put her down", "abort her post-birth", "euthanize her" or, to use the bluntly honest term here, kill her. I'd be pretty sure that it's not to her detriment, too, but would even accept that slight chance, for my own good and for the good of my family.

      It is this "pretty sure", though, that was the point of ashtophoenix' comment and that I'm missing in your comments. You just cannot know what's going on inside her head, only take semi-educated guesses. It's a dangerous world where people think this is enough to take such a decision from the people involved.

      I also take issue with your granting human rights on the basis of self-awareness.

    47. Re:She seems to grow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "I also take issue with your granting human rights on the basis of self-awareness."

      I don't limit those rights to humans.

      BTW - I'm not God - I just play one on slashdot :-)

    48. Re:She seems to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, let me pretend to bow my head in deference. ;)

    49. Re:She seems to grow by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      ...Memento (who *was* he talking to on the phone all the time?),

      If I recall correctly (and I've only seen the film twice, at a spacing of about 5 years, so I have real doubts about my remembering correctly), TheAmnesiac ("Lenny"?) was repeatedly seen trying to call the barmaid who set him up for the meeting with "Teddy - do not trust him" who eventually may have got shot as if he was the original perpetrator.

      That was a really weird film. One of these days I'll get the DVD and spend a week trying to figure out what was really going on. Remember that you get to see any particular scene or conversation about 4 times on average. (Not all scenes - an average!!)

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  8. Wow...great stuff by scuba_steve_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow...that is absolutely amazing...and she is so fortunate to have a family that sees the situation so positively...and who supports related research by the scientific community to see if there is a potential broader benefit here. Frankly, it must be tough for them at times, but I am sure that my wife would *love* it if our little girl never grew up. Thank goodness her sisters are supportive, because they will most likely need to take care of her in the future after her parents advance in age. Great stuff.

    1. Re:Wow...great stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know your wife, however, I am fairly certain your sureness is misplaced.

    2. Re:Wow...great stuff by brouski · · Score: 1

      Great, or sad, depending on your point of view.

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    3. Re:Wow...great stuff by bwalling · · Score: 1

      I am sure that my wife would *love* it if our little girl never grew upPerhaps, but I think most parents dream of seeing their children grow up and experience the joys of life.

    4. Re:Wow...great stuff by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Most parents dream of their little girls never being tainted by horrible boys.

    5. Re:Wow...great stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow...that is absolutely amazing...and she is so fortunate to have a family that sees the situation so positively...and who supports related research by the scientific community to see if there is a potential broader benefit here. Frankly, it must be tough for them at times, but I am sure that my wife would *love* it if our little girl never grew up. Thank goodness her sisters are supportive, because they will most likely need to take care of her in the future after her parents advance in age. Great stuff.

      This, I have to say, is one of the best posts here in this topic!

    6. Re:Wow...great stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a parent are you. Stop spouting false generalizations.

    7. Re:Wow...great stuff by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      No, I hate kids. The universe wouldn't exist if I had kids, I would destroy it to cleanse the abomination.

  9. Summary Links to Page 3 by ninjafirepants · · Score: 1
  10. Failure to age or failure to grow? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reaching adulthood and then preserving the body of a 20-year-old forever is one thing. This is quite something else.

    It is not so much failure to age, as failure to grow/mature. It remains to be seen whether her abnormality will grant longer life span in practice.

    1. Re:Failure to age or failure to grow? by radtea · · Score: 1

      But "failure to grow" is so much less catchy than "failure to age". "Failure to age" implies "live forever!" "Failure to grow" implies "live a normal or truncated lifespan as an under-developed individual who requires special care for most or all of that time." And since this is a kdawson article, you don't need to look beyond the headline to realize the main point is sensationalist hype without a shred of scientific basis.

      There is no reason to believe that failure to grow implies anything other than a normal or, more probably, a truncated lifespan. Humans are already tuned up, for obvious evolutionary reasons, to live far longer than a normal mammal (normal mammals live about a billion of their own heartbeats, humans live twice that.) It is very unlikely that a random genetic anomaly will extend the viable span of a system that is already highly optimized for longevity.

      My bet: she'll be dead in a few years, early 30's at the latest.

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    2. Re:Failure to age or failure to grow? by molnarcs · · Score: 1

      Reaching adulthood and then preserving the body of a 20-year-old forever is one thing. This is quite something else.

      It is not so much failure to age, as failure to grow/mature. It remains to be seen whether her abnormality will grant longer life span in practice.

      Don't forget that it's not just about growth. She gets terminal diseases (like brain cancer) for no good reason than they vanish without a trace in a few weeks. Everyone is focused on the growth/maturity issue - I think this aspect of her condition as at least if not more interesting.

    3. Re:Failure to age or failure to grow? by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      normal mammals live about a billion of their own heartbeats, humans live twice that

      That's because we've evolved to use unsigned 32-bit counters. Maybe the girl's evolved to 64 bits?

    4. Re:Failure to age or failure to grow? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Reaching adulthood and then preserving the body of a 20-year-old forever is one thing.

      And that thing is necrophilia.

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  11. Brooke is a deviation by taucross · · Score: 2, Funny

    Her body is not developing as a co-ordinated unit because her environment (humanity) isn't either. These kind of deviations within nature will continue to become more apparent as humans evolve. As long as we continue to grow egoistically, separated from one another, we will be as cancer cells rather than living tissue - working for the benefit of ourselves rather than each other. We are all complicit in her abnormality.

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    1. Re:Brooke is a deviation by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude. Lay off the weed.

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    2. Re:Brooke is a deviation by martas · · Score: 1

      well said.

    3. Re:Brooke is a deviation by taucross · · Score: 1

      I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!

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    4. Re:Brooke is a deviation by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      No, no. Weed can make you think that far out. It ought to be the acid.

    5. Re:Brooke is a deviation by taucross · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man, I've been through so many drugs I've almost become a Christian.

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      "In the absence of the ability to establish the attribute of truth they tried to establish the noble attributes."
    6. Re:Brooke is a deviation by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

      And soldiers die in Iraq because the US is not sufficiently anti-gay, right?

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    7. Re:Brooke is a deviation by taucross · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, soldiers die because they bleed too much.

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    8. Re:Brooke is a deviation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      far out, man

    9. Re:Brooke is a deviation by smallfries · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mr. Taucross, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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    10. Re:Brooke is a deviation by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You're an asshole, but I laughed anyway :)

    11. Re:Brooke is a deviation by taucross · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry smallfries.

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    12. Re:Brooke is a deviation by brkello · · Score: 1

      Did you watch Benjamin Button one too many times?

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    13. Re:Brooke is a deviation by taucross · · Score: 1

      Haven't seen it. Any good?

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    14. Re:Brooke is a deviation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least give credit where credit is due.

      Billy Madison (1995)
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508/quotes

    15. Re:Brooke is a deviation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What can you tell me about Time Cube???

    16. Re:Brooke is a deviation by Msdose · · Score: 1

      Yeah, In the congo there is an unprecedented epidemic of raping women to death as a feature of the wars there. The rappers describe this as an artistic way of describing humanities raping of Mother Earth to death. Maybe the Africans can claim artistic license.

    17. Re:Brooke is a deviation by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      Just wait until you get some Jesus inside of you, you'll never be the same.

    18. Re:Brooke is a deviation by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      A simple "wrong" would have been just fine.

    19. Re:Brooke is a deviation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? You would most certainly need to be high to believe in an invisible daddy on a cloud who made everything and loves you, except when he doesn't.

    20. Re:Brooke is a deviation by imbaczek · · Score: 1

      may you live forever.

    21. Re:Brooke is a deviation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least we know what the Timecube guy's /. handle is now.

    22. Re:Brooke is a deviation by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      No, soldiers die because they bleed too much.

      Hmmm, that suggests obvious experiments to try. Have you tried sending any soldiers to war who have been drained of blood already? What's their mortality rate, compared to the run-of-the-mill 19-year-old under-achiever?

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  12. Re:Ok granted this is a sick thought but... by Blixinator · · Score: 0

    I doubt she'd be able to give consent. They wouldn't be a child molester, just a run-of-the-mill rapist.

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  13. Does she have an agent? by PumpkinDog · · Score: 0, Redundant

    T-2 year 'til legal child pornography.

  14. How old are those clothes? by ATestR · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "She has pajamas and outfits that are 10 or 12 years old,"

    This is not normal! I can't keep my kids to make an outfit last for 10 or 12 months... sometimes the lifespan if clothing (especially blue jeans) can be measured in weeks.

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    1. Re:How old are those clothes? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      "She has pajamas and outfits that are 10 or 12 years old,"

      This is not normal! I can't keep my kids to make an outfit last for 10 or 12 months... sometimes the lifespan if clothing (especially blue jeans) can be measured in weeks.

      Are you kidding me? I've used hand-me downs from my uncles, parents, brothers... stuff that has lasted forever (and yes, it was even more awfully outmoded than the usual hand-me-downs).

      Ripping clothing would be punished with a spanking you'd never forget.

      To this day, I have stuff that lasts 10 years, easily. I'm amazed (and envious) of US people being able to buy new clothing every year.

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    2. Re:How old are those clothes? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      She's obviously not active enough to wear out clothing. Think "Chia Pet", or "Toy Doll", not human toddler.

      No aging also means no maturing. Apparently the brain hasn't changed much since birth, which means not much learning has occurred - learning requires changes in the brain. Thing of it as having Alzheimers at birth - you never retain anything new. How can you even develop a personality? In this respect, she's more like a plant than an animal. Even the family dog or cat can do better.

    3. Re:How old are those clothes? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >To this day, I have stuff that lasts 10 years, easily. I'm amazed (and envious) of US people being able to buy new clothing every year.

      And they envy your retro wardrobe that doesn't even cost anything.

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    4. Re:How old are those clothes? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      >To this day, I have stuff that lasts 10 years, easily. I'm amazed (and envious) of US people being able to buy new clothing every year.

      And they envy your retro wardrobe that doesn't even cost anything.

      Lol, there's always an upside for anything :)

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    5. Re:How old are those clothes? by Zashi · · Score: 1

      If blue jeans only last a few weeks you should stop shopping at walmart and start buying higher quality jeans.


      Just sayin'...

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  15. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Aging is the result of accumulated bio-chemical damage and degeneration. While failure to grow does have some beneficial effect from on biological aging--e.g. both calorie restriction and growth-hormone deficiency appear to enhance lifespan, at least in mice--it is quite likely that this girl's condition was simply misreported.

  16. this is new... by martas · · Score: 1

    life never seems to run out of completely new ways to mindfuck us, does it?

  17. Similar story by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Years ago I read about this girl who was 19 and had never entered puberty (she had developed normally otherwise). Turns out there was a tumor blocking her pituitary gland. I'm sure they've done hundreds of tests so it can't be something like that but I was just reminded of that story.

    1. Re:Similar story by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I would have thought they would have given her hormones to trigger it. Before my wife started puberty at not-quite 16, her doctors were all set to start hormone treatment to force it, because they didn't think she had ovaries.

      Then we thought she might be sterile, because she had never used a condom before me, but the disproof just finished fifth grade.

  18. Not the only case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, she is not the only one.

    http://blogdatvdatvrecord.blogspot.com/2009/06/bebe-de-29-anos-do-ceara-o-reporter.html

    But here in Brazil, some people intent to make money out of the case... Dirty Politics.

  19. Re:Soo.... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

    You kid, but this extreme case highlights the stupidity of using 'age' to determine someone's ability to make life-changing decisions.

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  20. Re:Soo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful?? I know its a joke... but insightful?

  21. A less tabloid-y source by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I am the only one bothered by how abcnews.com has become a tabloid; here is the MSNBC story for the same, nicely packaged into a single page without news on people living in trees.

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    1. Re:A less tabloid-y source by chefmonkey · · Score: 1

      I don't know about what you see in your area, but I get a crapton of tabloid-like ads at the bottom of your MSNBC link:

      Richardson Mom Lost 47 lbs Following 1 rule!
      I Cut Down 47 lbs of Stomach Fat In A Month By Obeying This 1 Old Rule
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      Richardson Mom Lost 52Lbs Following 1 Rule!
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      I Cut Down 42 lbs of Belly Fat in a Month by Obeying this 1 Old Rule..
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      $63/hr part-time jobs open. Requirements: Just a computer.
      ***.com

      "I Lost 43 Pounds in Two Weeks"
      The Secret and Simple Diet One Mom Used to Lose 43 Lbs of Stomach Fat
      ***.com

      Just about everything online is dredging the bottom...

  22. Re:Soo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So in 2 years does that mean she is legal? /I keed I keed.

    I suppose. Soon she'll be targeted by freaks looking to make legal kiddy pron.

  23. Re:Soo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    WTF? Insightful?!?!?!

    Sick bastards.

  24. High school girls by RobVB · · Score: 3, Funny

    High school girls stay the same age as well. Giggity giggity.

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    1. Re:High school girls by sunking2 · · Score: 0

      At least go back to the Dazed and Confused quote... "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "

  25. the answer is in the abc article by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Doctors recommended growth hormone therapy early in Brooke's life, but the treatment produced no results.

    Howard Greenberg recalled the follow-up visit to the endocrinologist. "We took her back in six months, and the doctor looked at us and said, 'Why didn't you give Brooke the growth hormones?' And I said, 'We gave Brooke the growth hormones. We gave her everything you told us to do.' And Brooke didn't put on a pound, an ounce; she didn't grow an inch."

    not that i know a damn thing about endocrinology, but i would speculate that this failed therapy suggest that, as we all have receptors for various hormones, her body has no such receptors for HGH. if someone is born genetically male, but has no male secondary characteristics, then either:
    1. his body produces no testosterone,
    2. his body produces testosterone, but his body doesn't react to it

    i would say that this girl, uh, young woman, has an incredibly rare, unique mutation: insensitivity to human growth hormone. it would explain all of her symptoms

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    1. Re:the answer is in the abc article by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      i would say that this girl, uh, young woman, has an incredibly rare, unique mutation: insensitivity to human growth hormone. it would explain all of her symptoms

      Was it Wilson's story about his tennis elbow that jarred you to that conclusion?

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    2. Re:the answer is in the abc article by juancnuno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Her intelligence seems affected though. Shouldn't she have normal mental development if it was just HGH insensitivity? She's 16 and still talks like a baby.

    3. Re:the answer is in the abc article by nasor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Insensitivity to HGH isn't consistent with the symptoms this girl displays. For one thing, the brain's development shouldn't be affected by any HGH-related problems. People who are HGH-insensitive or HGH-deficient have normal brains in abnormally small bodies. This girl's brain, however, seems to be that of a 1.5 year old. It appears that there is some sort of "higher level" problem that is causing almost all development to proceed slowly, even though her endocrine system is normal.

    4. Re:the answer is in the abc article by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      At least we know it's not lupus.

    5. Re:the answer is in the abc article by ForAllTheFish · · Score: 2

      i would say that this girl, uh, young woman, has an incredibly rare, unique mutation: insensitivity to human growth hormone. it would explain all of her symptoms

      Alternately, wouldn't it also be plausable that her immune system adapted to attack growth hormones so that they cannot exist in her system at a reasonable concentration for any length of time? This would explain why hormone therapy had little effect, and she seems to have a unique immune system from TFA. I think this would be a (relatively!) easy thing to test for.

  26. Re:Soo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You bring up a good point. If someone photos her in the tub, is it child pornography?
    Granted she's likely going to be declared incompetent and be in someone's custody for the foreseeable future, but it's an odd thing to consider. Most of the laws these days state they just have to look like a minor, and in this case she doesn't even qualify as a teenager. I think this is one of those instances that prove trying to put an age number for rights is a bad idea. Some people mature at different rates, emotionally and physically. Should a 30 year old downs syndrome patient who doesn't know any better than a child really come out of the umbrella of protection minors have? Should a 16 year old who grew up on the streets after her parents died and has been forced to mature and fend for herself not be allowed to get a tatoo, open a bank account (assuming she had a penny or two), etc. This case is really an extreme illustration of the varying nature of people. I don't believe we should all be handed licenses at 16, sure there's a test, but maturity and the ability to judge proper behavior in a vehicle has no bearing on one's ability to physically control the car. This young girl could in theory apply for a license- but obviously is in no capacity to do so.

    Just musing/just sayin' is all....

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  28. No, she is aging too by aepervius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some of her body part , like bone structure, are 10 years old. Thus it sounds doubtful she will reach the multi-centenarian age you cited. They tried to communicate with her , tried to teach her speaking but it failed. Anyway there is a rearrangement of the pharynx/larynx at the venerable age of 1/2 years old which is needed to be able to physically speak. Without it you can't. Maybe a doctor/biologist can chime in.

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    1. Re:No, she is aging too by mangst · · Score: 1

      Anyway there is a rearrangement of the pharynx/larynx at the venerable age of 1/2 years old which is needed to be able to physically speak. Without it you can't.

      They should try teaching her to use one of those speaking machines that Steven Hawking uses. Because of her underdeveloped brain, teaching her to read/write doesn't seem possible, but maybe in a number of years it will be. It's possible her brain development just hasn't started yet, since the growth of different parts of her body are out of sync.

    2. Re:No, she is aging too by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Some of her body part , like bone structure, are 10 years old. Thus it sounds doubtful she will reach the multi-centenarian age you cited. They tried to communicate with her , tried to teach her speaking but it failed. Anyway there is a rearrangement of the pharynx/larynx at the venerable age of 1/2 years old which is needed to be able to physically speak. Without it you can't. Maybe a doctor/biologist can chime in.

      Damn, too bad people who don't have vocal abilities or hearing can't talk.

      They've tried teaching her sign language (in the abc news video, I saw them working on what appeared to be some sign language... and yes, I do speak sign language conversationally.)

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    3. Re:No, she is aging too by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      They may be able to teach her sign language. Babies can sign much earlier than they can speak. Motor control of the hands is simpler than the vocal organs so once they can hold a bottle they can sign. Hope they've already tried this, or soon do.

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  29. Re:OH well, it's a shame Jackson Died by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    Yes, but Jackson was into cute boys. She wouldn't have qualified.

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  30. yoda she is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now all we need is the press release about light sabers

  31. Hmm by LizardKing · · Score: 5, Funny

    She has pajamas and outfits that are 10 or 12 years old,' he said.

    That's nothing, I work in an office with some programmers who haven't changed their outfits in over twenty years.

    1. Re:Hmm by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wide lapels and pocket protectors are timeless and durable classics.

    2. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure they aren't just, you know, dead?
      No strange odors in the office, no screams from the walls, blood gushing from faucets?

      Nah it's probably nothing...

    3. Re:Hmm by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Your user name reflects my original interpretation of the previous post.

    4. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's what I call "the Slashdot effect"

  32. Yeah really... by McNihil · · Score: 0, Troll

    So all this has been under wraps for 16 years?!?

    I call all this bull and raise them a handful of shit.

    1. Re:Yeah really... by spohnsoftware · · Score: 1

      So if this was your daughter, you would have just simply run down the street with her and stopped at every local newpaper and TV station and ask to have your life thrown out into the forefront of the world? Show a little respect! This must have taken years to come to grips with this. I can imagine searching high and low for any, ANY explaination of why is this happening to "my daugther". So, yeah, I think having this under wraps for 16 years is not without reason.

    2. Re:Yeah really... by McNihil · · Score: 1

      Sorry this doesn't fly with me...

      So they have been shuttling her around in a baby carriage and crib for 16 years without ANYONE else but their doctor noticing?

      Sorry no friggin way.

    3. Re:Yeah really... by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, so she might have the cure for aging but they waited till now to publish the case? I know hospitals are slow, but man waiting 15+ years to get around to investigating a patient.
      Don't ever go to this Dr Walker if you think you might have a terminal illness...you'll be dead by the time he runs the blood tests.

      Hell If this was real pharmaceutical companies would be tossing bags of cash in her parent's window in exchange for a couple of blood cells.

    4. Re:Yeah really... by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      There was a TV programme about someone who had a car crash, spent 20 years in a coma then woke up one day. Presumably by your language, you already know about that, right? And every other unusual case like this?

      Are you sure it's not you who's full of shit?

  33. Right disease, wrong time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a shame she didn't stop aging -at- sixteen. Then I'd be pretty intrigued too.

  34. maybe show live a thousand years by peter303 · · Score: 1

    If there is no aging decline.

    1. Re:maybe show live a thousand years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think any show will live a thousand years. Except for maybe Law and Order or The Simpsons.

  35. HGH Receptors by SpottedKuh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Doctors recommended growth hormone therapy early in Brooke's life, but the treatment produced no results. Howard Greenberg recalled the follow-up visit to the endocrinologist. "We took her back in six months, and the doctor looked at us and said, 'Why didn't you give Brooke the growth hormones?' And I said, 'We gave Brooke the growth hormones. We gave her everything you told us to do.' And Brooke didn't put on a pound, an ounce; she didn't grow an inch."

    So clearly an HGH deficiency isn't the (only) issue, it's that her HGH receptors don't respond to the hormone. But, to the best of my knowledge, that wouldn't account for a lack of mental development. This sounds like a combination of many factors coming together.

    I'll have to take a look to see if there's anything written from a medical perspective (e.g., a journal paper) on this case. It could be interesting to hear what the doctors have to say, as opposed to what ABC News reports the poor mother has to say (projecting her wishes onto her daughter: thinking she's a rebellious teenager when really she's just an infant).

    1. Re:HGH Receptors by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      Presumably being limited to an infant-sized skull would affect brain development.

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    2. Re:HGH Receptors by nasor · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:HGH Receptors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I felt the same as you and found the article the girl's doctors wrote in the journal on the mechanisms of ageing:

      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19428454?ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_DefaultReportPanel.Pubmed_RVDocSum

      From what I read it appears they prescribed HGH early on for 6 months. When the doctors re-examined the patient no change had been found, and so that therapy was discontinued. From the abc interview it seems the parents were the ones who actually gave the HGH injections. Being a sceptical sod I'd be interested to know whether they ever tried giving HGH in a controlled fashion under medical supervision.

    4. Re:HGH Receptors by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. Even the abstract is quite informative. I may print out the paper in full, to peruse while I mow the lawn tomorrow.

      For the clinically lazy (i.e., over half the population of SlashDot), the abstract :

      In 1932, Bidder postulated that senescence results from ''continued action of a (genetic) regulator (of development) after growth ceases (maturation occurs).'' A 16-year-old girl who physically appears to be an infant has not been diagnosed with any known genetic syndrome or chromosomal abnormality. The subject's anthropometric measurements are that of an 11-month-old. Coordinated development of structures for swallowing/breathing has not occurred resulting in dysfunctional digestive and respiratory systems. Brain structure, proprioception and neuroendocrine functions are infantile. Dental and bone ages are pre-teen, while telomere length and telomerase inactivity suggest a cellular age at least comparable to her chronological age. Sub-telomeric microdeletions known to be responsible for developmental delay and chromosomal imbalances are not present. Findings suggest that the subject suffers from ''developmental disorganization'' resulting from spontaneous mutation of Bidder's putative ''regulator'' of development, thereby providing an opportunity to locate and identify developmental gene(s) responsible for ensuring integrated and coordinated change in form and function from conception to adulthood. If their continued expression beyond maturation erodes internal order to promote senescence then further study of her DNA and testing of homologous genes in animal models may provide clues to genetic determinants of aging and human life span.

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  36. Re:Soo.... by lauterm · · Score: 1

    You are absolutely right, but I have yet to see a viable alternative.

  37. Re:Stil can't have sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you rtfa, it says she has a mind of a 16 year old, just she cannot communicate like a grown up.

  38. Her stem cells are worth a fortune. by goffster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a possible fountain of youth.

  39. As a psych major by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really like how there are stages in raising a child that, if followed honestly, usually lead to children becoming very capable, healthy adults. What's even more interesting is what happens to a child should the development of any of those stages be tampered with.

    It's interesting, and everyone loves Erickson's stages (and even Freud's). Too bad there's little to no empirical evidence. But this is the internet, who needs the scientific method?

  40. Anybody feel for the sister? by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    I watched the little blurb and noticed the "younger" sister. Can you imagine the pressure she must be under as a teenager seeing her "older" sister get all the attention and focus?

    Power to her!

  41. Wow, not what I expected by CaptSaltyJack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, this article is not what I expected in the slightest. Here I was thinking it was some hot 21-year-old girl who was gonna look 21 the rest of her life, and I was gonna show up here and say "Some guy is gonna be a super lucky husband!" But, uh...er... anyway, moving right along.

  42. Mod Parent Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez... Mod parent Troll and/or Off Topic

  43. Another case by polymeris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is this girl/woman in Brazil, Maria Aldenete, who has similar syntoms. I couldn't find any info in English on her... She's 30 years old or so.

  44. Relativity by trevdak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has anyone considered that she might just be moving very close to the speed of light?

    1. Re:Relativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is also why the older people tend to change their concept of time as being 'in flight': part of their brains are approaching to an event horizon which they reach at point of their death. Huh, spooky!

    2. Re:Relativity by Anenome · · Score: 1

      Isn't the matter in our bodies composed of atoms, which themselves are composed of light which is actually moving at the speed of light (just in a closed loop we call 'matter')?

      I once read a theory of momentum, that it was caused by the energy/matter in your body 'grinding' against the speed of light when you move, since it's already moving at the speed of light and has to adjust for even the slightest speed change. It resists, because it can never exceed the speed of light. So it absorbs converts movement into additional stored energy while never violating the speed of light. Thus you get momentum and mass only when you change speeds, and no change at a particular speed--just like an object floating in space.

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  45. Appearance has changed by Cinnaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looking through the slideshow, she does appear to be ageing in some ways even if she hasn't changed much physically. If she survived into old age I imagine she still would have wrinkly skin and white hair etc.
    From the information available it looks like rather than not ageing, she hasn't grown up.

  46. Re:Soo.... by Americano · · Score: 1

    You kid, but this extreme case highlights the stupidity of using 'age' to determine someone's ability to make life-changing decisions.

    Oh good, another "insightful" legal opinion, brought to you by Slashdot.

    You cannot use the example of a child with diminished mental capacity - who is thus incapable of giving legal consent, no matter what her age is - to attack the laws that prevent you from having sex with all the 14 year olds in your neighborhood who "totally look old enough to be 18!"

    So, Justice Holmes, what criteria should we use to determine someone's ability to make these decisions instead? Surely you have an alternative system we could consider?

  47. Diaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a father of two, the first thing that struck me was that in all likelihood somebody has had to change her diaper for that past 16 years. That could go on indefinitely, but even worse, imagine spending another 15 years to potty train her. Not knowing if it's even possible. Talk about a Sisyphean task.

  48. Re:Soo.... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    You kid, but this extreme case highlights the stupidity of using 'age' to determine someone's ability to make life-changing decisions.

    In five more years she'll be old enough to drink!

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  49. I've seen this before, sorta... by Yert · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have an aunt who was in her third trimester when she was in a car accident, and Dolly was born soon after with no apparent damage... except she never grew up. Dolly passed away a few years ago, at the age of 33, and weighed about 80 pounds - she did grow "up", but much slower than normal - she was 20 before she weighed 40 pounds, and never spoke a single intelligible word. She never matured mentally beyond around 6 months, and was always in a crib at all the family gatherings. Thankfully, I never had to change her diaper.

    There are some differences, as Dolly did seem to physically mature, just very slowly - but the doctors didn't seem to think it was that phenomenal, just brain damage from the accident. She did have the same odd development that Megan's eyes have - the wandering eye, so to speak. (As opposed to my wandering eye, which is entirely a different sort of affliction.) :)

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  50. Re:Stil can't have sex by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    That's okay, they'll just 'shop her head to an adult woman's body and fantasize about it.

  51. Re:Check out TFA by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why isn't there an "insensitive" mod point?

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  52. Shamless XKCE... by slack_justyb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm going to have to mark this bug as:

    FAILURE TO REPRODUCE

    I'm citing a lack of girlfriend as the cause.

  53. Mental development... by hellfire · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Her lack of mental development could be directly related to her lack of physical development, in that her brain is not physically developing to be able to learn and process information like everyone else's does. I'm by no means a doctor but I thought I'd throw that out there as a reasonable hypothesis.

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  54. Re:Stil can't have sex by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Uh, no it doesn't.

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  55. Re:Stil can't have sex by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

    If YOU rtfa, it says nothing of the sort.

  56. Great House Episode by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    And all i can think is what a great House MD episode would that be!

    Also that "Greenberg syndrome" sounds nice.

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  57. Re:Check out TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think what you're looking for is "flamebait"

  58. Why won't this story die? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 0, Troll

    The 'child' is a primordial dwarf. Her symptoms fit to the last detail.

    This story has done time on Digg and Fark already, probably several other sites as well, and it seems everywhere large numbers of non-doctors can use Google to compare her symptoms to a RARE but known medical condition. The poor kid's doctors either don't know how to research or are otherwise incompetent.

    1. Re:Why won't this story die? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I believe it was last year the Nobel committee announced "To hell with Johns Hopkins... Digg FTW!"

    2. Re:Why won't this story die? by j-beda · · Score: 2, Informative

      "fit to the last detail"?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primordial_dwarf has descriptions of various forms of PD, none of which seem to match very well.

    3. Re:Why won't this story die? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS. Primordial dwarfs aren't stuck in a perpetual state of toddlerhood.

    4. Re:Why won't this story die? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't fit. There are very obvious physical characteristics with that kind of dwarfism and this child doesn't have them.

    5. Re:Why won't this story die? by Effexor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The 'child' is a primordial dwarf. Her symptoms fit to the last detail.

      This story has done time on Digg and Fark already, probably several other sites as well, and it seems everywhere large numbers of non-doctors can use Google to compare her symptoms to a RARE but known medical condition. The poor kid's doctors either don't know how to research or are otherwise incompetent.

      Or maybe, just a wild thought here, maybe they have a slightly better insight into her symptoms, having actually examined her and seen her test results, and they have already ruled that out for reasons which your cursory diagnosis, based on reading an ABCnews article and several minutes of medical training, missed.

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    6. Re:Why won't this story die? by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      Right....because "large numbers of non-doctors" have done two minutes' poking around on Google, and decided that they can now speak with authority on a subject they've never heard of until five minutes ago, therefore the kid's doctors are incompetent.

    7. Re:Why won't this story die? by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1

      The 'child' is a primordial dwarf. Her symptoms fit to the last detail.

      This story has done time on Digg and Fark already, probably several other sites as well, and it seems everywhere large numbers of non-doctors can use Google to compare her symptoms to a RARE but known medical condition. The poor kid's doctors either don't know how to research or are otherwise incompetent.

      Uh, yeah... specialists at hospitals and universities just don't have the knowledge and skills you do. They apparently can't use teh Google to discover that the child's symptoms fit primordial dwarfism "to the last detail." Of course, the reason they can't is because... well, because her symptoms don't fit primordial dwarfism to the last detail.

      Maybe the "incompetent" doctors have read about primordial dwarfism and know that there are five or six types of primordial dwarfism. Seckel syndrome can be immediately rejected because the child does not have microcephaly. The fact that she's non-microcephalic also reduces the probability that she has MOPD1 or MOPD2 (Majewski Osteodysplastic Primordial Dwarfism types 1 and 2). Since her bone structure is not abnormal in the ways expected from MOPD1 and MOPD2 (short vertebrae, long clavicles, bowed femora ("femurs"), and hip dislocation for MOPD1; dislocations of joints in the elbows, knees and hips and scoliosis for MOPD2), those two are out the window. The fact that none of the articles say she has no corpus callosum also makes it very improbable that she has MOPD2. As for Meier-Gorlin syndrome, the fact that she has kneecaps eliminates that possibility. I've seen MOPD3 mentioned, but not described in detail; it may or may not be completely accepted as a separate category of PD.

      At Primordial Dwarfism dot com, there is information about sending kids with PD to school. If you take a lot of it (y'know, doing a Google search or something, like you claimed her "incompetent" doctors can't do), it becomes really clear that their brain development is very, very different from that of Brooke Greenberg. Brooke at 16 has the mind of a toddler, and a good deal of that appears to stem largely from the fact that her brain does not appear to have aged in a way even similar to normal. Individuals with primordial dwarfism tend to have squeaky voices, among other things, but their cognitive development, even when there are problems, is a lot different from the descriptions of Brooke Greenberg's cognitive development (or total lack thereof, apart from the projection of wishes by family members, identifying her toddler-ish behavior as being that of a "rebellious teenager").

      Other than short stature, Brooke's symptoms really aren't at all similar to those of any of the varieties of primordial dwarfism, and yet you claimed they fit "to the last detail." I'd like to know on what that conclusion was based.

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    8. Re:Why won't this story die? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      "Osteodysplastic Primordial Dwarfism, Type II (ODPDII)
      Those who have ODPDII often have further medical issues than the other types such as a squeaky voice, microdontia, widely spaced primary teeth, poor sleep patterns (in early years), delayed mental development, frequent sickness, breathing problems, eating problems, hyperactivity, farsightedness, and do not respond to hormone therapy because primordial dwarfism is not caused by a lack of any growth hormone. After reviewing x-rays it is also found that many have dislocated joints, scoliosis, and delayed bone age as well as microcephaly. They will not reach the size of an average newborn until they are between the ages of 3-5. "

      Hmm... doesn't sound AT ALL like this girl, does it? I mean, the slow growth, microcephaly, breathing problems, eating problems, doesn't respond to hormone therapy. What the quoted Wikipedia item doesn't mention is another match - bones that appear much younger than they are.

      In short, IT MATCHES. Thanks to the ignoramouses who flamed me and those who modded me down without, you know, doing some checking first.

    9. Re:Why won't this story die? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      If large numbers of non-doctors using Google had any reliability at all, real doctors would have been out of business years ago.

      I hate to break it to you, but it's possible the situation is little more complex than something that can be diagnosed by reading a news article and doing a web search.

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  59. Re:Thank God for small mercies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael Jackson didn't get a chance to invite her to Neverland.

    Do you realise that this girl will be 18 in two years?

  60. Re:Stil can't have sex by Nathrael · · Score: 1

    If *you*'d rtfa, you'd find out that her brain has the capacity of a toddler. So, no 16 year old mind.

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  61. babies are very cute by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    perhaps a large conglomerate could claim intellectual property on this mutation, and mass produce cute little baby pets that never grow up and become surly teenagers. perhaps you could even clone yourself, and have a little pet baby you to waddle around in diapers and make cute cooing noises. when the novelty wears off and they become a hassle, just leave them by the side of the road, like people always do with golden retriever puppies at the end of the summer and such*

    *this post brought to you in an attempt to offend every shred of ethics you have

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    1. Re:babies are very cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *this post brought to you in an attempt to offend every shred of ethics you have

      I had a disturbing idea for a science fiction story. Some sort of bio-engineer makes himself a child, who looks about three, and will forever stay three years old, never growing, never getting smarter; and his motive for doing this is because he is a pedophile and he wants to abuse this kid over and over. He keeps the kid locked away in a room of his house and isn't caught for years. Then, once he finally is caught, no one is sure what to do with the poor kid.

      I don't think I'll ever write this one... I don't like thinking about it.

      But we seriously might someday see kittens and puppies that are engineered to never grow to full adulthood. They will stay little and cute and clumsy forever... Acutally, a better business plan would be to make them stay young longer, but eventually become adult animals.

    2. Re:babies are very cute by Kesch · · Score: 1

      *this post brought to you in an attempt to offend every shred of ethics you have

      Ha! Joke's on you! I already sold all my ethics!

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    3. Re:babies are very cute by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      perhaps you could even clone yourself, and have a little pet baby you to waddle around in diapers and make cute cooing noises. when the novelty wears off and they become a hassle, just leave them by the side of the road

      And deprive myself of a fresh source of compatible bone marrow & organs? Are you crazy?

  62. I don't have anything really smart to say either by Xebikr · · Score: 1

    Old age is a feature, not a bug. With less turn-over it would be difficult to life as a whole to adapt to changing environment.

    You make it sound like drm.

    DRM is a feature, not a bug. Without it it would be difficult for content industries as a whole to adapt to changing environment.

  63. run for your lives, lolis by nausea_malvarma · · Score: 1, Funny

    So in two years she'll be 18...But still look like shes 3. Uh oh, better watch out for pedo bear.

  64. OK, you 'for the children' obsessives... by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In a couple of years, when she turns 18, would nudes of her be child porn? Eh?

    (listens for the sounds of heads exploding)

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    1. Re:OK, you 'for the children' obsessives... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Leaving aside the question of whether a nude by itself would constitute porn at all...

      Yes. There are two ways of answering the question:

      * Morally. From a moral perspective, her actual age is irrelevant, but rather her capacity to understand what she's doing and consent to it. She clearly has no such capacity.
      * Legally. From a legal perspective, the usual formulation of child porn is something like "depictions which are or appear to be of a minor".

    2. Re:OK, you 'for the children' obsessives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who cares

    3. Re:OK, you 'for the children' obsessives... by parlancex · · Score: 1

      Morally: I know plenty of adults who are too stupid to understand what they are consenting to most of time, are extremely easily persuaded or convinced of things that are obviously false, and believe in things like ghosts and spirits. Is it equally wrong to seduce an adult who may later regret it? If it is, why isn't this equally punishable?

      Legally: That doesn't sound like a legal definition from any sane country. I've dated girls older than me who looked young, and yes, even engaged with intercourse with them. Are we so irrational as to believe that it only matters if a girl looks somewhat young or underdeveloped for it to be a crime punishable by (basically) death now?

    4. Re:OK, you 'for the children' obsessives... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Are we so irrational as to believe that it only matters if a girl looks somewhat young or underdeveloped for it to be a crime punishable by (basically) death now?

      This has long since left 'protecting the innocent' and gone squarely to 'teachin' them pervs a lesson'. Take the case of rendered porn, for instance - it's thought-crime policy. The argument is made that pretend crime creates real crime. They use the same ideas against violent video games. But there's actually evidence to the contrary - having a safe outlet for these (admittedly repugnant) desires decreases the actual crime.

      Notice there aren't thirty million pimply faced youths charging the shopping malls with BFG's, only a percentage smaller than should be expected based on incidence of mental illness causing real trouble, and the rest are all trying desperately to get laid. That seems like a hell of a good sample size for such an experiment; let's hope the investigators report the early findings in the interest of the population.

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  65. Not quite wolverine by TheLink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    > So she's Wolverine?

    But maybe with her "normal" growth is considered damage and thus "fixed".

    Just like the brain tumour that appeared and vanished, any parts that try to go "next stage" get repaired.

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  66. This is old news. by carpefishus · · Score: 1

    Call McCoy, or we all become grups.

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  67. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  68. There Can Be Only One by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, she's going to be at a tremendous disadvantage come the Gathering.

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  69. Cellular age appears normal... by vix86 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Something the article failed to mention was that her telomeres were still progressing like they would in a normal person.

    As seen in Fig. 6, the subject's PBMC telomere length at 13 years of age was significantly shorter than that of an age-matched female control as well as male and female controls of younger ages. While variability in average telomere length exists between individuals, the low subject values are probably not due to errors in measurement since the coefficients of variation were sufficiently low to assume adequate precision. Although the subject's telomeres were nearly half the length of a healthy, age-matched female control, this comparison in and of itself does not prove that her cellular age is advanced beyond that of the normal girl. However, an important observation relevant to this difference is that there occurs a precipitous loss of telomere length during early life after which a plateau period is reached (Frenck et al., 1998). As a result, telomere length in newborns is longer on average than that in adolescents so that comparison of the subject's telomeres with newborn controls would be expected to provide more reliable estimate of her cellular age range. For example, significant shortening would be expected if her cellular age proceeded as usual despite her severe developmental delay whereas longer telomeres would suggest that her cellular aging was delayed consistent with that of her somatic development. However, this was not the case. Subject's telomeres were considerably shorter than those of both infant controls as well as the age-matched control suggesting that her cellular age was advanced beyond infancy. Since the rate of telomeric shortening is substantially greater in infants than in adults (Zeichner et al., 1999), subject's prolonged infancy may have caused her to have shorter telomeres than age-matched controls. In addition, accelerated telomeric shortening has been reported in developmentally abnormal conditions including progeroid syndromes (Kruk et al., 1995). These circumstances may have resulted in her cellular age being appropriate for or perhaps even greater than her chronological age. Consistent with other reports showing a lack of telomerase (telomere terminal transferase) expression in human dermal fibroblasts from children (Oâ(TM)Donnell et al., 2008), subject's fibroblasts were telomerase negative. This fact suggests that possible enhancement of telomeric erosion did not stimulate compensatory increases in enzyme activity.

    Pulled from: Richard F. Walker, Lawrence C. Pakula, Maxine J. Sutcliffe, Patricia A. Kruk, Jesper Graakjaer, Jerry W. Shay, A case study of 'disorganized development' and its possible relevance to genetic determinants of aging, Mechanisms of Ageing and Development, Volume 130, Issue 5, May 2009, Pages 350-356, ISSN 0047-6374, DOI: 10.1016/j.mad.2009.02.003.

  70. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

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  71. I've seen something similar by sircastor · · Score: 1

    I don't really know the specifics though. I knew a guy who was 20, but looked like a 12-year old. He had had cancer at a young age, and (as he explained) he hadn't really grown since. He was also a pathological liar, and quite immature as well, so I'm not certain how much of his story was truth.

    1. Re:I've seen something similar by djp928 · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is you're not 100% sure he wasn't just a smart 12 year old fucking with you about being 20?

    2. Re:I've seen something similar by sircastor · · Score: 1

      Given the circumstance that we were in, it's really unlikely that he was anything but what he said. He had to go through a number of interviews and an application process, including a number of people who knew him personally. I admit the idea did cross my mind though :)

  72. Just as a totally random uninformed observation by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    Were I reading this as a fantasy or sci-fi book, I'd say her power sounds more like healing than anti-aging.

    Even when they gave her growth hormones she just stayed the same, and she grew a brain tumor then healed it. This kind of thing (Developing a serious problem then healing it on her own) has happened throughout her young life.

    Her body just seems to resist any change at all.

  73. She never gets old .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I Read the title i thought it was about ADA.

  74. Gunter Grass called... by hesiod · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...he's looking for a little recognition. Seriously, has no one ever read, watched, or heard of Der Blechtrommel (The Tin Drum)?

    It's about a little boy who decides not to grow up and his body doesn't age. IT WON THE FREAKING NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE!!!

    Geez, you people.

    1. Re:Gunter Grass called... by chebucto · · Score: 1

      The Tin Drum ... WON THE FREAKING NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE!!!

      The Nobel Prize for Literature is awarded to authors for their body of work, not for particular books.

      Jeez!

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    2. Re:Gunter Grass called... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Sure, although I was thinking more like Tuck Everlasting, by Natalie Babbitt.

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    3. Re:Gunter Grass called... by Briareos · · Score: 1

      ITYM "Die Blechtrommel" by Günter Grass...

      And no, I've never read it.

      np: Voigt & Voigt - Roxy (Kompakt Total 4)

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    4. Re:Gunter Grass called... by Briareos · · Score: 1

      Okay, make that Günter Grass - I guess Unicode is scoffed at on planet Slashdot...

      np: Yello - Pan Blue (Pocket Universe)

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  75. So how would you know.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 0, Troll

    So if she were to get into a relationship with someone her own age, or a few years older...they would actually look like pedophiles but not really BE a pedophile. So if we go further, someone who would intentionally go out with someone like this would be branded a pedophile off the bat, as she should never be allowed to know real love/lust until she is at least THIS tall to ride on the ride???

  76. Kids these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They grow up so...
    Oh. Nevermind.

  77. Half empty or half full glass... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    It just struck me reading that... it must really, REALLY suck being the first person to ever have a particular disease.

    What if we have it backwards?

    What if she is the first person not to have the disease we all have and that she is aging but really really slow?

    So in 100 years she will have the body of an 18 year old?!

    I mean if you think about it, old age is a disease.

    Man, that is deep. I mean really deep.

    In a sea full of people asking the question about the small glass being half full or half empty, you're the one running around with a pitcher.

  78. Synthesized? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I'll forgo for now the question of "should we" and jump into possibility:

    Are there any known methods for speeding or artificially stimulating the production of myelin? If, for example, she reaches the physical age of 16, even if she's chronologically 40, I'd image that the extended lifespan with normal mental capabilities would be somewhat impressive (assuming slow physical "ageing" means longer chronological lifestyle).

  79. I for one welcome our new overlord Brooke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new overlord Brooke

  80. pictures and age by phorm · · Score: 1

    My understanding of these laws is that the wasn't a burden to prove the age of the individual in question, which would save the police trying to track down children on the basis of photos alone.

    That being said, I believe there is still some basis for the provable age of a person on the part of the defence. Say if a 21-yr-old had pictures of his girlfriend, who could possibly be under-age, but was provable as 18+ at the time of the photograph. Still, it could probably be a pretty dicey scenario with certain cases, for example, many Asian females are perceived by others to be younger than their physical age. I suppose that's where reasonable doubt comes in.

    However, whatever the case of consent may be, involvement with somebody who is physically a toddler, even if she had a mental capacity akin to her chronological age, would be pretty dicey. Perhaps if she were in physically at least an age of pubescence and chronologically/mentally an adult it might be even more dicey, as at that time she would not only have the mental capacity to consent, but also the mental/physical maturity, and the physical "drive" to do so. Perhaps it's a good think that her mental capacity seems somewhat closely tied to her age, so that the reasoning falls among other people with mental capacities below their age.

  81. does hgh play a role in brain development? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i mean superficially, the answer is definitely no. but perhaps at some other level of early development it does

    or, alternately, maybe her mutation is in some previously unknown, deeper biological pathway. a deep growth superswitch pathway that controls HGH reception/release AND whatever governs brain development

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  82. it's NOT lupus by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    (scowl... limp... vicodin chomp)

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  83. Red Wine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did Mom drink lots of red wine while pregnant?

    So, if I have sex with her when she turns 18, does that make me a pedophile?
    If I take a photograph of her face and digitally place it onto a 30 yr old nude pinup photo, will I be charged under Tenn law?
    If I take a photograph of her nude at 18 yrs old, will I be charged under Tenn law?

    Ok, what if I "believe" the photo is from her at age 18. Does that make this all ok?

  84. Peter Pan by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Funny

    A child who never grows up. Haven't we had enough stories about Michael Jackson?

  85. exactly by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the mutation would be not in the HGH pathway, but in some pathway ABOVE the HGH pathway that governs the HGH pathway and a bunch of other growth pathways, like brain development. some deeper aspect of growth initiation, some sort of growth "superswitch" this girl has given us unique insight into

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    1. Re:exactly by nasor · · Score: 2, Informative

      The puzzling thing is, she didn't respond to HGH treatment at all - which seems to indicate that whatever is happening, it's more complicated than some pathway that sits above the HGH pathway malfunctioning and so not causing the HGH pathway to trigger on time. If that were the case, then one would expect her body to respond to the HGH when she finally started getting it - but she didn't.

  86. Re:Soo.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    How is sex a life-changing decision? I'm 23, I've done it once.

  87. I think your basic problem is pessimism by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    In the old days, the sick and disabled died due to unpreventable natural causes. Today, we're able to save their lives, although perhaps not reverse disability. In the future, reversing disabilities will be as common as life saving treatment is today. I think it's perfectly rational to keep people in deep comas or children who age improperly around in the hope that they might be cured. In the long run, there are vastly fewer people in this category than the entire population, so it's not a measurable drain on society. To me, it seems like a reasonable tradeoff. Occasionally you get surprising results like Ambien waking people up from certain types of comas. If the child in this story were able to get a treatment allowing her to start growing normally, would you still consider euthanasia the right choice? What if there's a 50% probability of such a treatment developing within the next 20 or 30 years when it would still be viable to treat her?

    1. Re:I think your basic problem is pessimism by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      (sigh) Please re-read original post:

      Quoted in full, with emphasis added:

      "And it appears that, at 16, she still has the brains and skill set of an infant ... this is going to sound cruel, but without any more details, it sounds like a good argument for post-birth abortion. I mean, what's the point? At least "The Strange Case of Benjamin Button" had SOME growth of character. "

      People are taking exception while glossing over the "without any more details" ... never mind that I also preface it with a warning about how it's going to sound cruel (in the hope that people would pause for a second and read what I wrote, and not what they THINK I wrote).

      My argument is simple: given someone who is not going to develop into a full-fledged, self-aware person, what DO you do? Shouldn't ALL options be on the table, so that parents can make a decision, rather than just accept the status quo. That if they decide NOT to euthanize, it's a decision that was made, not forced upon them by lack of the option? Similarly, that if they decide that euthanasia is the right thing in any individual case, that as a society we should support them socially and psychologically?

      What I don't say is that they should have euthanized her. Having it as an option isn't the same as saying "you really should have done this." But people get all excited, and then read in things that aren't there. Why? The answer is simple ...

      For so many people this topic is completely taboo, and for no logical reason. They want to continue to use extreme measures, even when the person is clearly brain-dead. Or they want to force people to keep on living with intolerable pain rather than allow doctors to help them end the pain while they still have SOME dignity, and can pick the time of their own goodbye. Why? Not because they have the other person's interest at heart, but because they selfishly want to force THEIR views on others.

      Just like rape isn't about sex, but control and power, so is this taboo about euthanasia. In too many cases, it's religious nits who want other people to continue to sit and stew in their own shit and stink, in constant pain, because "It's god's will". I don't buy it. They have no right to tell others that they cannot make what, for many, is a rational choice, or that they cannot be trusted to responsibly act when considering it for their relatives.

      For these people, nothing short of a brick to the face will work. Their "duty to god" has blinded them to human suffering, or rather, their duty to god is more important than your suffering.

      But back to specifics:

      In the long run, there are vastly fewer people in this category than the entire population, so it's not a measurable drain on society

      Unfortunately, it's not a 1-to-1 cost ratio. It would take hundreds of people to pay the cost for each case. Now add in the cost for all other such "reasonable requests" that aren't individually a measurable drain, and soon you're drowning in debt. The death of 1,000 cuts has the same result - it just takes longer.

  88. Re:Check out TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think what you're looking for is "flamebait"

    itym 'jailbait'

  89. Re:Soo.... by Americano · · Score: 1

    Ah, I see your problem. For it to be life-changing, there usually needs to be more than one person involved.

  90. XKCD. by socha23 · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's XKCD.

    1. Re:XKCD. by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know, my goof. However, you could have also linked to the one in question.

  91. Just think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...only two more years till she's legal.

  92. not responding to hgh by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    could be a consequence of this superswitch turning off a whole bunch of things, not just whether or not hgh is produced. perhaps her body has always produced hgh? the superswitch might only govern response to hgh, not hgh production. or it might govern both, or a whole bunch of other developmental issues and causes and effects. not responding to hgh is just one small piece i bet of the puzzle. but the bizarre thing is to find someone with a mutation in this one hypothetical superswitch

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    1. Re:not responding to hgh by nasor · · Score: 1

      perhaps her body has always produced hgh?

      She was found to be HGH deficient, but when they started giving it to her there wasn't any response.

  93. Re:Check out TFA by coinreturn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why isn't there an "insensitive" mod point?

    Would that be +1 or -1 ?

  94. Americano is nothing but a troll, see inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1267281&cid=28484753 All anybody has to do is read there, and the 2-4 parent posts before it, especially those from "Americano", to see he is nothing more than a loud-mouthed troll that makes mistakes galore and then runs when it is time to face the music for his mistakes.

    1. Re:Americano is nothing but a troll, see inside by Americano · · Score: 1

      Hi APK, love you too, you're sweet to think of me.

  95. so no production by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and no receptors

    as if something far deeper and of greater consequence was being switched off

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    1. Re:so no production by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      as if something far deeper and of greater consequence was being switched off

      There doesn't have to be something here that requires supremacy. A case of bad gene 'switching' can have myriad effects along a length of chromosome. We're still trying to understand the genome (heck, even our basic ideas of transcription were somewhat wrong) so we don't know what is where, but it certainly seems reasonable that she has genetic defects of a type or location currently unknown that effect the instructions to build several related functions.

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  96. SHOULDN'T THIS BE GIRL WHO DOESN'T GROW? by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

    Surely it's that she isn't GROWING or DEVELOPING that is unique ? There seems no evidence that she does not AGE, I am sure she will die like the rest of us.

  97. I don't want to be the first person who says this by Viperlin · · Score: 0

    but....

    she's legal in the UK now

    don't link pedobear to this article

  98. People don't die from the old diseases any more. by Mex · · Score: 1

    "People don't die from the old diseases any more. They die from new ones, but that's Progress, isnt it?

    Isn't it?"

      Harlan Ellison
    Jeffty is Five (1977)

  99. What this highlights. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure someone else has brought this up, but I believe this would be a good time to point out just how much we DON'T know about our own species.

    For all the technology, and breakthroughs we've had over the past century, we are still only scratching the surface of truly understanding ourselves and the environment we're in. It baffles that people think we know more than we actually do, and even more so that people turn to non-scientific based reasoning to provide solutions to real world problems. I hate to be the one to say it, but a good portion of humanity needs to wake the fuck up and realize where we are at as a civilization in the cosmos.

    Here's a hint: WE ARE NOT SPECIAL, AND WE ARE NOT 'GODS'.

  100. Time to eat your words to Tom & myself, Troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems others agree with me:

    "What a fucking hypocritical lying little troll." - by tomhudson (43916) on Friday June 26, @03:29PM (#28486897) Journal

    Amen, & agreed, 110%...

    APK

    P.S.=> The funniest part is, Americano tried to call ME that, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1267281&cid=28473695

    "He's an ill-informed troll" - by Americano on Thursday June 25, @06:39PM (#28473695)

    And, then I simply showed a FRACTION of where the poster he was so "vigorously defending" had made so many mistakes (technical ones), that were totally incorrect from the get-go no less -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1267281&cid=28484753 & yet?

    SOMEHOW he was "modded up" (probably by "Americano" here, who is doubtless a 'sock puppet' account of the person he defends in "RyuuzakiTetsuya" there)...

    OH, & by the way "Americano"? Like here, you 'skimmed' & screwed up, trying to put words into others' mouths as you did to Tom Hudson & now are "eating your own words" for... & you're going to have to EAT A FEW MORE, right now (hope you're not TOO full of your own shit, lol, by this point, because here it comes):

    "and his posts usually simply break down into pointless ranting about how you can't say anything because you're not an "expert" - as defined by him - whereas he is an expert based on a handful of online journal publications, and thus his statements are unassailable." - by Americano on Thursday June 25, @06:39PM (#28473695)

    Well, first of all, when/where I have been featured in written publications in the science of computing, it was in reputable written respected publications, such as these (Though, I have done well on forums & such over time also):

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    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

    PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

    PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

    CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

    GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

    HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 issue, pg. 54 (PC ware mag from Spain), 2001 my work is there, first one featured, yet again!

    Also, a British PC Mag in 2002 for many utilities I wrote, saw it @ BORDERS BOOKS but didn't buy it... by that point, I had moved onto other areas in this field besides coding only... there are others, such as newspapers as well, but this will do, for now...

    Lastly, being paid for an article that made me money over @ PCPitstop in 2008 for writing up a guide that has people showing NO VIRUSES/SPYWARES & other screwups, via following its point, such as THRONKA sees here -> http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ee926d913b81bf6d63c3c7372fd2a24c&t=28430&page=3

    HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING EVEN NEAR REMOTELY THE SAME?

    (If so, prove it please, I evidently had to... thanks!)

    ----

    The day you can do ALL of that? THEN, you ca

  101. Re:Time to eat your words to Tom & myself, Tro by Americano · · Score: 1

    tl;dr

  102. Re:Time to eat your words to Tom & myself, Tro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol! I'm such a TOOL that I had to write this long-winded stupidity in a completely unrelated FORUM!

    I haven't yet learned that most people don't GIVE A SHIT about me!

    lol!

    APK

    P.S. => I am well received in every forum I don't post in! Have you ever matched that? If you CANNOT then you must, LEARN TO, READ first... or, you'll have to keep "eating YOUR WORDS" troll... 2x now... lol! apk

  103. She's not the only one by BoppreH · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Brazil there is a case of a 29 years old woman with the same "disease". The TV program that showed her is very sensationalist, the case is real. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3THlCV9hXTw (it's in Portuguese, but you are not missing much)

  104. Re:Check out TFA by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking we need +1 lolwut and -1 lolwut for a while now

  105. Troll, impersonating ME now? LMAO... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll, impersonating ME now? LMAO...

    Well, TomHudson, as you can see? The TROLL named "Americano" is impersonating me now... too bad you have to deal with him, but doing that?

    Easy enough!

    (What with seeing as his obviously dull & damaged brain skims & cannot read + interpret the written word properly, what with Americano putting words into your mouth you never said, & Americano also stating I was in "online publications only", per my quote of his statement to that effect in the post parent to this one, I completely disprove that & prove YOUR POINT TomHudson, that Americano here is nothing more than a troll, & not even a GOOD ONE @ that, lmao...)

    "I haven't yet learned that most people don't GIVE A SHIT about me!" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @03:43PM (#28487073)

    Seems YOU surely do, but then again? While TomHudson & myself PROVED you are nothing but a "lowly troll" with a defective brain (dyslexia no doubt, what w/ your skimming errors & putting words in others' mouths as you did to Tom), that & the truths I showed in your doing the same to me, and screwing up as you have here?

    ROTFLMAO!

    APK

    P.S.=> Thus, it appears my rebuttal there in the URL above clearly has him "running scared", lol, & now impersonating me (I feel honored, lol)... apk

    1. Re:Troll, impersonating ME now? LMAO... apk by Americano · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I didn't write that, so please don't attribute it to me. It would seem that someone else loves you enough to try to replicate your dense and unreadable writing style, APK, but it wasn't me.

      If I want to say people don't give a shit about you, I'll state it under my own userid, rather than under protection of an Anonymous Coward moniker. To whit:

      You followed me over here in a failed attempt to troll me on a completely unrelated topic... I'm not following you around on slashdot, I truly don't give a shit about you and your twaddle.

      (You can quote me on that now.)

    2. Re:Troll, impersonating ME now? LMAO... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hur hur hur i'm APK!

      All other posts in this conversation claiming to be same are not truly me!

      lol! APK

      P.S.=> the guy i'm trolling in this thread had nothing to do with my posts! I never have good points so I just accuse other people of trolling! And now I'm trying to tell people that I'm being impersonated! lol! apk

  106. Natural selection and immortality by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

    That's highly unlikely. There are basic reasons why we age, which boil down to the laws of physics and our relationship with energy. A good read (albeit highly technical) can be found here, where ageing is put in a cellular context. One of the ideas: our cells age, and yet they give rise to young structures (babies are born very young, but their parents are not young). This process allows us to be "immortal" by spawning off copies. Bacteria make exact copies, we make mixed copies. "Natural selection and immortality" http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?tool=pubmed&pubmedid=18720024

    --

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it dissolve.

  107. Jury decides by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

    Ok, what if I "believe" the photo is from her at age 18. Does that make this all ok?

    I don't know, ask the jury.

  108. To /. readers - do not feed the troll Americano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a line of bs ->

    "I didn't write that, so please don't attribute it to me. It would seem that someone else loves you enough to try to replicate your dense and unreadable writing style, APK, but it wasn't me." - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    At this point you are not fooling anyone reading here after all of your mistakes here to both TomHudson and myself, yes, in another thread, because I KNEW YOU WERE A TROLL AND NOTHING MORE, and got substantiation of it, not my own opinion only, but that of TomHudson here also.

    "If I want to say people don't give a shit about you" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    That's odd, because an entire list of written publications in the field of computing I produced says QUITE otherwise...

    "I'll state it under my own userid, rather than under protection of an Anonymous Coward moniker. To whit:" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    Ugh, man... lol! I just KNEW you had reading problems, what with TomHudson catching you skimming and putting words in his mouth here in this exchange, but writing also? The CORRECT phrase is "TO WIT"...

    Please - get help with your reading/writing...

    No - Anyone here reading knows you are a troll and nothing more since 2 people in myself and TomHudson have already caught you in your mistakes you had to admit to and you had to apologize for it no less to he.

    Learn to read and take your dyslexia treatments (or get remedial reading help) because the way you skim and impersonate others here only makes you appear to be worse of a troll and this is the last I will say here to a troll like you as I do not feed trolls.

    Especially trolls that impersonate others, as you have myself, and think you are "fooling us" with your statements now? Please... you simply made a mess of things for themselves as you did with both myself, and tomhudson.

    "You followed me over here in a failed attempt to troll me on a completely unrelated topic" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    Yes, I did... why? To see what type of person you are, if you are a troll or not as I suspected, and what was it you called it?? Ah, yes -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1267281&cid=28487853 "independent confirmation" (albeit, only YOUR opinion).

    Seems TomHudson & I outnumber your opinion 2:1 thusfar, eh?

    APK

    P.S.=> TomHudson, sorry you also had to deal with this troll, but they're generally quite stupid and try to "fool others" (their weakness? They think people are stupid, like them! rotflmao...)... apk

    1. Re:To /. readers - do not feed the troll Americano by Americano · · Score: 1

      too long; can't be bothered reading more of your nonsense.

  109. JunkFood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at what the parents are eating, in this world of preprocessed foods; a baby affected by the numerous preservatives found in almost all foods was bound to happen. Perhaps her body has genetically bonded with a preservative.

  110. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I wish she'd stay small and cute forever!!"

    Be careful what you wish for!

  111. You know you've lost when you impersonate others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1283193&cid=28488515

    APK

    P.S.=> See that URL above, that replies' for U, "Americano" (troll, per TomHudson stating that AND myself in utter 110% agreement) & per my subject-line above?

    Yes - You KNOW you've lost, when you've got to resort to impersonating an "A/C" like myself, as you obviously have in impersonating myself "Americano"...

    (So much for being an "almighty" & EASILY TRACKED "registered user" here, eh?)... apk

  112. Anyone else reminded of Fine Structure? by Sulix · · Score: 2

    Sounds like Anne Poole.

    http://qntm.org/?ashmore

    That is all.

  113. How would you verify this? by pugugly · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity, because the more I think of this story, the more it smells like something where it's going to turn out to be a hoax. Maybe even one of those deals where there's all sorts of obvious stuff that should have been checked like birth records, et al.

    I could be wrong, but it smells funny.

    Pug

    --
    An Invisible Entity of Vast Power whose existence must be taken on faith alone: Liberal Media
  114. Re:Check out TFA by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    Here's you chance without breaking the law!

    Do NOT assume anything!

    --
    For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
  115. Running already, like in the other thread, troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "too long; can't be bothered reading more of your nonsense." - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @06:42PM (#28489341)

    Yes, as I suspected & YOU PROVED before, but especially now (after impersonating me here no less): You DO have a dyslexic or ADD/ADHA riddled defective brain, & again? It's "To WIT", not "to whit" (fool)... & you tried to tell myself + others how to write no less? PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH!

    ----

    "You followed me over here in a failed attempt to troll me on a completely unrelated topic" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    Yes, I did, from here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1267281&cid=28480677 ... why?

    Well - first, just to see what type of person you are, if you are a troll or not as I suspected, and what was it you called it?? Ah, yes -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1267281&cid=28487853 "independent confirmation" (albeit, only YOUR opinion).

    (Seems TomHudson & I outnumber your opinion 2:1 thusfar, eh?)

    Also, I am certain that others (should they wish to see your "poor showing" in that other thread) may wish to see your screwups over here vs. myself as well ->

    (That's where YOU RAN -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1267281&cid=28480677 (from there onwards, 2-3 posts only too), after falling FLAT ON YOUR FACE!)

    Yes, you "fell flat on your face", simply by showing your clear inability to fix a problem on the MacOS X when I asked how YOU would do it... it's doable!

    (JUST THE WAY I SAID IT WOULD BE TO THE POSTER YOU DEFENDED (another *NIX nut, who was so full of errors it was unbelievable, & his errors were pointed out in the URL I just posted)

    "StRaNgELy" though? The guy you defended was "modded up", even with blatant mistakes!

    Gee - I wonder by WHO (you, as it is obvious you are 1 of his multiple 'sock puppet' accounts no doubt, which is what YOU ACCUSED ME OF in that last URL above, lmao, & yet you had to impersonate me, an "A/C" here?)

    Imo, @ least? Being an "almighty registered user" (not) here?? Dumb - it makes you SO EASILY TRACKED for trolling, for research, & more?? That it is NOT funny!

    APK

    P.S.=> Better luck NEXT time, troll (& I am sure there will be, I have dealt with YOUR KIND, before, & it always ends the same (with trolls like you RUNNING, as you did in our discussion in that other thread whose URL I posted above)): TOO easy!... apk

  116. pseudo-utilitarianism? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    At the very least, you might consider that sometime before she dies a doctor might figure out how to unlock the processes of development?

    And, maybe, becoming able to talk, she'll be able to talk about all the things that she's had to put up with?

    I know it's a long shot, but, maybe her telling us about her unique experience would provide us with clues to the more difficult questions about certain of the so-called soft sciences?

    I mean, these are just extensions of the stock arguments about taking utilitarian social theory too far. Are you completely unfamiliar with that?

    --
    Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
    1. Re:pseudo-utilitarianism? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Do you remember what life was like when you were a month old? Before you developed the capability to retain, attach meaning to, and otherwise organize memories and experiences?

      Before she'd be able to talk about "all the things that she's had to put up with", she'd have to develop those capabilities. In other words, it ain't gonna happen before "a doctor might figure out how to unlock the processes of development".

      I know it's a long shot, but, maybe her telling us about her unique experience would provide us with clues to the more difficult questions about certain of the so-called soft sciences?

      It's an impossibility. It's like trying to use a tape recorder that hasn't been assembled, with no batteries included, and no recording medium. the capability isn't there, any more than it is with anyone who functions at the level of a 0-to-3-month old (the article has claims from the mother that she functions like a "toddler between 9 months and 1 year", but Brooke's lack of any ability to mimic speech says this is just wishful thinking - and even then, you wouldn't get anything useful).

    2. Re:pseudo-utilitarianism? by reiisi · · Score: 1

      Do you remember what life was like when you were a month old?

      Yes.

      Before you developed the capability to retain, attach meaning to, and otherwise organize memories and experiences?

      How much do you remember of your elementary school experience, especially the first grade? How about preschool?

      Bigger question: How much do you remember of your life before school? Before you developed the capability to retain, attach meaning to, and otherwise organize memories and experiences?

      Have you ever dug back to see what you remember, to probe at how the memories have been overlaid by the memories and structure of later experience?

      I suppose you'll claim I'm fooling myself, but I do have memories from way back. The framework has changed, so it is hard to tell what is backward projection and what is actual memory in some cases. In order to get way back, I have to discard most of the somewhat artificial structure of "learning" imposed by schooling and other structured experiences I gained as I grow older.

      The memories are inherently difficult to pinpoint and identify precisely because of the differences in context. But they are there. Some of them are indirect, memories of memories like the memory of the shock of the change from diaper to underpants, and the memory of the shock of switching from the breast to solid food. But they are there.

      Now, you can claim that I'm making it up or imagining it all you want. I suppose you will. But let me propose this to you -- you claim went through a period after your birth in which you claim you were not "human". You would not be here arguing with me unless someone had decided that, in spite of your inability to do "human" things, you were worth keeping alive.

      Before she'd be able to talk about "all the things that she's had to put up with", she'd have to develop those capabilities. In other words, it ain't gonna happen before "a doctor might figure out how to unlock the processes of development".

      And you're going to gamble the value of a life against your confidence that it ain't gonna happen. Right?

      I know it's a long shot, but, maybe her telling us about her unique experience would provide us with clues to the more difficult questions about certain of the so-called soft sciences?

      It's an impossibility. It's like trying to use a tape recorder that hasn't been assembled, with no batteries included, and no recording medium. the capability isn't there, any more than it is with anyone who functions at the level of a 0-to-3-month old (the article has claims from the mother that she functions like a "toddler between 9 months and 1 year", but Brooke's lack of any ability to mimic speech says this is just wishful thinking - and even then, you wouldn't get anything useful).

      If this particular "tape recorder" were completely unassembled, she would not be alive. Period.

      The fact that she lives without the aid of machines running her heart and lungs is strong evidence of partial development of the nervous system, including some brain function. The batteries are not just included, they are in place, and the machine is partially functioning.

      I don't know where you're getting the claim that the medium and the recording mechanism are not there. All we know for sure is not functioning is the playback mechanism. (We do no some of the other parts are not functioning well, but we do not know they are not functioning. In fact, from what we have, we can make a strong case that some of the important parts are partially functioning.)

      Unless you're privy to some diagnostic technology that I've never heard of, in which case, please make the technology available to the rest of us. I'm sure doctors could put it to good use.

      --
      Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
    3. Re:pseudo-utilitarianism? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Do you remember what life was like when you were a month old?

      Yes.

      If you really did remember what life was like when you were a month old, you would have been, like most babies, full to overflowing of shit. Guess not much has changed in the interim.

  117. Are you possibly projecting? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Since I have to have some text here, I'll explain what shouldn't be necessary.

    Do you feel as if you were your parents' toy?

    If so, it's not an uncommon experience.

    --
    Computer memory is just fancy paper, CPUs just fancy pens with fancy erasers; the 'net is just a fancy backyard fence.
  118. Why couldn't they have found this when I was 30!!! by bmullan · · Score: 1

    I've feared this since I was 18yrs old... (I'm 56 now) ... that they'd figure out how to stop aging about the time I turn 60 or 70 ----- instead of when I was say 33 or 35 .... sheeet

  119. Stem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Greenbergs are fascinated by the promise that a scientific breakthrough may stem from Brooke" Stem cell?

  120. Re:Check out TFA by kasperd · · Score: 1

    Not only that, when this chick reaches the age of consent, she'll be able to write her own check. Think of the line of pervs that will queue up for a piece of that poon-tang! Ever wanted to fuck a little girl? Here's you chance without breaking the law!

    What's the age of consent where she lives? There are countries where it's 15, she is already past that age. But she isn't able to speak yet, she may simply not be able to consent, in which case it would be rape. AFAIK rape is illegal in all of the western world. If she was able to consent and take money for it, that would be prostitution, which is illegal in a lot of countries as well.

    --

    Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
  121. Isolate the genes... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    Isolate the genes from this girl and send people out to populate mars or the moon on one way trips. Imagine uninterrupted lifetimes spent exploring the stars. She's just like Wolverine just a bit smaller.

    1. Re:Isolate the genes... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Isolate the genes from this girl and send people out to populate mars or the moon on one way trips. Imagine uninterrupted lifetimes spent exploring the stars.

      And to continue in the same vein ... A hundred generations later, on planet Earth (that'd be a little on the far side of 5000CE, putting them about as far from us as we are from the Trojan War) ...
      Some things, like the laws of physics and the unreliability of record-keeping, haven't changed in a hundred generations (ask Homer The Blind how to use a chariot on a Bronze-Age battlefield), so everyone has forgotten about these "Searchers" who were sent out in the first half of the second millennium.
      The Searchers, meanwhile, have been out, playing tricks with relativity, inspecting nearby stellar systems and generally having a long period of working hard and risking their lives for the stay-at-home people's potential gain.
      The Searchers haven't found anything worth colonising (if they did, the news would come back at 100% of Legal Maximum; but not the Searchers ; why take the risks?), so it's safe to assume that they've not had a fun time of it.

      The Searchers get back to earth to find either stone-age agriculture scrabbling to survive in the wrecked environment, or fat, lazy slobs.
      The Searchers have effectively perfect environmental control (otherwise, they've been dead for milennia), and have individually been working hard for a hundred human generations.

      In either case, you've just created a new species who are likely to take over, one way or another. Let's hope the Searchers don't like the taste of short-life humans. Or, lets hope that they do.

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  122. Do you have a PHD in English? Note the "mod down" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I didn't write that, so please don't attribute it to me." - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    Others didn't believe you either: Note the -1 "offtopic" down-mod you received? THAT says quite enough, about that, in & of itself...

    "It would seem that someone else loves you enough to try to replicate your dense and unreadable writing style, APK, but it wasn't me" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    Tell you what: You prove to myself & others reading here that you have a PHD in English? Maybe then, we'll actually lend your words on "what good writing style is", ok?

    (Also, 2 can play THAT game - Didn't you write "To Whit" to myself in our exchanges here?? Yes, you did, & the PROPER phrase is "To Wit"... so, so much for YOUR 'commanding others' OR telling others what "good writing style is" or whose writing is "dense & unreadable", eh??)

    APK

    P.S.=> Now, above ALL else: If my writing is "dense & unreadable", then how on earth can you be conversing with me, back & forth??? Give us a break already with the "wannabe PHD" stuff, because you do not have one that proves you are qualified to critique others' writing, & for Pete's sake - this is a FORUMS BOARD CONVERSATION (not my "last will & testament", nor other form of legal correspondence or a paper for a grade even)... apk

  123. Gullivers Travels by lsatenstein · · Score: 0

    What Gulliver did was travel to lands of giants, to lands of midgets and to lands of never ageing. An interesting read. However, this situation is very intriguing. Will the child outlive her parents great grandchildren? Can she live 200+ years?

    --
    Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
  124. Michael Jackson had a heart attack! by aqk · · Score: 0

    .... when he read this article, you thoughtless creeps!

  125. Re:Do you have a PHD in English? Note the "mod dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING EVEN NEAR REMOTELY THE SAME AS MY 1997 MAGAZINE ARTICLE?

    Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

     
    Gaze in WONDER at it's genius YOU DIRTY LITTLE FAGGOT

    lol APK

  126. Impersonating me only shows you lose... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Gaze in WONDER at it's genius YOU DIRTY LITTLE FAGGOT lol APK"

    - by by Americano (920576) on Saturday June 27, @03:08PM (#28496587)

    See my subject-line above, & realize that I don't use terms like "dirty little faggot", if you're going to impersonate me @ least, Americano...

    (And, I guess I was correct: You DON'T have that PHD in English, now do you? You can stop trying to tell others how to write or what "good writing style" is, without one... that goes the same for your 'sidewalk surgeon/quack' assessments of others' mental states also, because you'll need a license to practice psychiatry and a PHD in it before anyone pays you any mind...)

    APK

    P.S.=> It must REALLY bother you that I have done well in written publication in this science (where you have not apparently), so here is the FULL LIST for your reference once more (since you stated it was only in "online journals", Americano):

    "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

    ----

    Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

    (&, for work done for EEC Systems/SuperSpeed.com on PAID CONTRACT (writing portions of their SuperCache program increasing its performance by up to 40% via my work) albeit, for their SuperDisk & HOW TO APPLY IT, took them to a finalist position @ MS Tech Ed, two years in a row).

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

    PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

    PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

    CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

    GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

    HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 issue, pg. 54 (PC ware mag from Spain), 2001 my work is there, first one featured, yet again!

    Also, a British PC Mag in 2002 for many utilities I wrote, saw it @ BORDERS BOOKS but didn't buy it... by that point, I had moved onto other areas in this field besides coding only... there are others, such as newspapers as well, but this will do, for now...

    Lastly, being paid for an article that made me money over @ PCPitstop in 2008 for writing up a guide that has people showing NO VIRUSES/SPYWARES & other screwups, via following its point, such as THRONKA sees here -> http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ee926d913b81bf6d63c3c7372fd2a24c&t=28430&page=3

    ----

    AMERICANO - HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING EVEN NEAR REMOTELY THE SAME?

    (If so, prove it please, I evidently had to... thanks!)

    The day you can do ALL of that? THEN, you can talk (but, of course? You NEVER WILL...lol!) - but before talking? LEARN TO READ, first... or, you'll have to keep "eating your words" troll... as you have here already 2x now... lol! apk

  127. Re:Do you have a PHD in English? Note the "mod dow by Americano · · Score: 1

    Wow, APK. You sure are getting testy. Why the harsh language? Or is it wishful thinking on your part?

  128. That's NOT me (it's you, get over it) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject-line, & grow up.

    APK

    1. Re:That's NOT me (it's you, get over it) by Americano · · Score: 1

      Don't see anybody else signing their posts "APK" around here but you, so it must be you.

      I'm going to start linking to that comment as proof of how much of an ignorant, hurtful troll you are - when bested in debate, you resort to calling people names. Very déclassé.

  129. On MacOS X & your suggestions? See here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You can dick around with crippling your Windows box so it can't play videos and mess around with ACLs on your files all you want." - by Americano (920576)
    on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)

    Who says I do without playing videos? I can run any downloaded file through videoinspector to see if it is a legitimate .avi file if I like, OR, just use another video format (there is usually alternate downloads in diff. formats, or, I run a legit one thru a video file format conversion program)... so much for YOUR suggestions (because you obviously aren't aware of these options apparently).

    ----

    "Have fun - while you're doing that, I'll be busy over here, actually using my more-secure-by-default computer to do things that are productive and enjoyable." - by Americano (920576) on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)

    I will have fun, and have a job on Windows, doing all that you think I cannot, and on a system that has more softwares & hardwares available for any kind of purpose there is, including employability (since Windows has the HUGELY "lion's share" of the market, all the way from home user desktops, up through departmental workstations & servers, up to "Enterprise Class/Mission Critical" servers, especially vs. *NIX)...

    APK

    P.S.=> You only helped prove my points - first, that you *NIX people talk out your behinds & are wrong (as per usual, see this reply above for example) + that YOU had to use ACL's &/or guest accounts (which LIMIT FUNCTIONALITY, and you said you weren't doing that? B.S. on that, right there, because using limited accounts does EXACTLY that), proving my point to RyuuzakiTetsuya that his "macos x security guide" was imperfect (& even SECUNIA.COM recommends altering ACL on Mac's)...

    (and, still this one -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/2/ has PEBKAC issues, & you can't "fix that", fully, OR not without disabling some functionality or using limited function accounts, period)

    Whereas I can go @ it using a FULL BLOWN Administrator account, & just be cautious on Quartz.dll played .avi files, as I stated above (replying here because the thread where we discussed this was "shut" & very oddly early as well (must have been because I was going to post THIS VERY POST, disproving your b.s.))... apk

    1. Re:On MacOS X & your suggestions? See here by Americano · · Score: 1

      You're replying to the wrong article, moron. Get stuffed.

  130. I just stated facts, no "crippling function" here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No thanks, on the "get stuffed" remark... I don't 'cripple my OS' @ all, because I can still view .avi files, as long as I check their legitimacy via a tool like VideoInspector (good freeware)...

    (So, quit giving others orders (I only posted facts that disprove what you wrote, simple - don't like that? Oh well, too bad!))

    By the way? I am not the one others called a TROLL here, you are... TomHudson nailed YOU right on the head on that account, and I was not "modded down" as you were here either... and, most of all - you were modded down, because you have attempted to impersonate me here, & fooled no one in YOUR doing of it to myself, get it??

    APK

    P.S.=> All you ended up doing was proving that the use of lesser privilege IS needed (via your use of guest accounts, & what SECUNIA also said was required to FULLY & PROPERLY secure a Mac, as well as Apple Computers' guides as well)... You NEED to use ACL (or its analog on Mac's or any *NIX, via things like CHOWN to do so) in order to properly & fully secure a Mac, just like Windows!

    (Which is what I was proving to RyuuzakiTetsuya in the post YOU entered (which is now closed, oddly, & very early too by comparison to most (gee, I "wonder why" (maybe because this site has a HUGE "Pro-*NIX slant/bias" to it? Naw, couldn't be... lol!))))... apk

  131. Funny, you were "modded down" for impersonating me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1283193&cid=28488875

    I wasn't the one whom others "modded down" for impersonating me, was I? See the URL above, because it appears that happened to YOU, in being modded down, when you attempted to deny your doing an impersonation of myself...

    (So, who did you think you were fooling?? Nobody here apparently, judging by the fact YOU got "modded down" for such lunacy!)

    APK

    P.S.=> And, by the by? No "crippling" of my OS occurs, I can STILL play .avi files, just fine, as long as I run avi files thru a tool like VideoInspector, to check their legitimacy (OR, I can just temporarily disable Quartz.DLL via ACL alterations & not play .avi files, either way, keeps me safe)... pretty simple!

    HOWEVER - You, on MacOS X on the other hand, per this one -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/2/ ??

    All you have is a "partial fix", & it's not fully secured, & the folks @ SECUNIA, and Apple, KNOW IT... (So much for your "secure MacOS X", eh???)

    Funniest part of all is, that the fixes MacOS X has recommended by SECUNIA.COM also deal in altering permissions to files, & so does YOUR use of limited privelege accounts, proving my point to RyuuzakiTetsuya where HE had to use that, & his "security guide for MacOS X" included NO USE of CHOWN, but, in the end? HE HAS TO USE IT, & so do you, via limited privelege accounts use on YOUR part on YOUR MacOS X system... period!... apk

  132. Re:Funny, you were "modded down" for impersonating by Americano · · Score: 1

    Reading comprehension. It's wildly exciting, you should try it.

  133. DIM Wit? To Wit "TO WHIT" (as you said it, lol) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Reading comprehension. It's wildly exciting, you should try it." - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @12:18AM (#28538515)

    Yea, ok, "Sure"... So, why don't you see my subject-line above, & then on YOUR PART, try learning to use PHRASES, correctly:

    "To whit:" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    The CORRECT PHRASE & SPELLING, is "To Wit"... not (lmao) "To whit", as you stated it...

    APK

    P.S.=> By the way?

    1.) Where IS that PHD in English of yours, to criticize others' writing style with? Oh, that's right - YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, obviously, by the incorrect spelling of "To Whit" on YOUR PART, above - See? YOU, the "great critic" of others' writing, in "Americano" (amongst his other personas here which we already have seen) makes BIG mistakes himself, will wonders NEVER cease (LMAO!)...

    2.) YOU were "modded-down" -1 when you tried to deny impersonating me here in this exchange in that SAME post I quoted your "To Whit:" from -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1283193&cid=28488875 (lmao - which seeing you modded down, it seems NO ONE BELIEVED YOUR b.s. then, either)

    3.) Bottom-line though: You said I was 'crippling my OS'? BEG TO DIFFER: Funny - I can still watch .avi files, just fine, WITHOUT unregistering quartz.dll (or, disabling access to it, until it is fixed), by passing .avi files thru VideoInspector, to see if they indeed, legitimate... but, I do agree that unregistering it or altering its ACL is good medicine until it's fixed (hopefully, on Patch Tuesday 1-2 week(s) from today by MS)

    4.) Look into "reading comprehension" yourself, because YOUR "security suggestions" for MacOS X fall FAR short of those @ SECUNIA.COM, and FROM APPLE.COM as well & fall more into line with what I show users of Windows NT-based OS of modern variety how to do for both files/folders & the registry, for the BEST in possible security on them (especially vs. threats like Conficker lately, for example)!

    Also QUITE HILARIOUS, is your 'ultra secure' MacOS X only has a "partial fix" on this one though -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/2/ & YOU CANNOT FIX IT FULLY (period, as it deals in PEBKAC issues + more) & to fix up the outstanding issues on Windows NT-based OS, I am able to fix them all, or easily work-around them!

    (SO, like you said? Don't do "stupid shit", & all the rest will be ok - trouble is, does "gramma-user/noob user" know enough? Well - I provided guides to Windows folks for it, for decades now & the latest are the best, no questions asked... ones that make it easy as possible via a free automated tool, from a respected source that was noted well in COMPUTERWORLD iirc, as far as publications in this science - have YOU done the same? I hope not, based on your mistakes & bad assumptions!)...

    (Which I also showed RyuuzakiTetsuya he was "off on" as well - because both SECUNIA.COM &/or APPLE themselves state that changing permissions (via CHOWN, which is what RyuuzakiTetsuya had to use vs. an attack scenario we discussed no less to secure himself vs. it OR using trusted users only) is a big part of "the way to go", to secure MacOS X fully vs. various threats, thus? You only proved my point, vs. his (RyuuzakiTetsuya) even more, thanks!,/b> AND - & gee: I wonder, who KNOWS more about securing an OS, than the makers of the OS themselves in Apple, & SECUNIA.COM, a noted respected site for security of computers? Hmmmm??)... apk

  134. Re:DIM Wit? To Wit "TO WHIT" (as you said it, lol) by Americano · · Score: 1

    Why are your "P.S." blocks longer than the actual comment? Are you that dim-witted that you don't understand what P.S. means?

    Seriously - get a grip. You're continuing to troll in a thread that's completely unrelated to this discussion. You're not convincing anyone of anything with all this endless prattling on.

    I've already proven my point, and shown you for the complete charlatan that you are. Stop dragging it out, you just make yourself look foolish.

  135. Again, where is your PHD in English, Troll? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why are your "P.S." blocks longer than the actual comment? Are you that dim-witted that you don't understand what P.S. means?" - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @09:55AM (#28541653)

    Again: Where's that PHD in English of yours to support anyone actually lending YOU any credence as to your "critiques" of others' writing style?

    (Above all else though, on this note - it's only a forums, not my "last will & testament", nor legal correspondence of any kind, or even a paper for a grade (so, lighten up, & get real - you're no authority on how to write ("to WHIT" "to wit" -> , lmao!))

    "INSTANT REPLY EVERYONE - a quote from the "wannabe PHD in English", Americano, & his mistakes writing, evidenced below"

    "To whit:" - by Americano (920576) on Friday June 26, @05:56PM (#28488875)

    And, once more (for your reference, AND OUR "VIEWING PLEASURE" @ this moment of absolutely HIGH COMEDY (you tell others how to write, but screwup yourself? LOL!):

    The CORRECT PHRASE & SPELLING, is "To Wit"... not (lmao) "To whit", as you stated it...

    ----

    NOW, let's "Top that off" with the rest of your mistakes, & misdoings, A-D below (that got you called a TROLL here by TomHudson for putting words in his mouth he never stated on your part & got you modded down for impersonating me here also, despite your denial of it - you can see plainly, NOBODY believed you & modded you down for it!)

    ----

    A.) YOU were "modded-down" -1 when you tried to deny impersonating me here in this exchange & in that SAME post I quoted your "To Whit:" from -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1283193&cid=28488875 [slashdot.org] (lmao - which seeing you modded down, it seems NO ONE BELIEVED YOUR b.s. then, either)

    B.) Bottom-line though: You said I was 'crippling my OS'? BEG TO DIFFER: Funny - I can still watch .avi files, just fine, WITHOUT unregistering quartz.dll (or, disabling access to it, until it is fixed), by passing .avi files thru VideoInspector, to see if they indeed, legitimate... but, I do agree that unregistering it or altering its ACL is good medicine until it's fixed (hopefully, on Patch Tuesday 1-2 week(s) from today by MS)

    C.) Look into "reading comprehension" yourself, because YOUR "security suggestions" for MacOS X fall FAR short of those @ SECUNIA.COM, and FROM APPLE.COM as well & fall more into line with what I show users of Windows NT-based OS of modern variety how to do for both files/folders & the registry, for the BEST in possible security on them (especially vs. threats like Conficker lately, for example)!

    D.) Also QUITE HILARIOUS, is your 'ultra secure' MacOS X only has a "partial fix" on this one though -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/2/ & YOU CANNOT FIX IT FULLY (period, as it deals in PEBKAC issues + more) & to fix up the outstanding issues on Windows NT-based OS, I am able to fix them all, or easily work-around them - WITHOUT ADVERSELY IMPACTING FUNCTION, or, CRIPPLING MY SYSTEM (as you put it, & are clearly WRONG on as well)!

    ----

    (SO, like you said? Don't do "stupid shit", & all the rest will be ok - trouble is, does "gramma-user/noob user" know enough? Well - I provided guides to Windows folks for it, for decades now & the latest are the best, no questions asked... ones that make it easy as possible via a free automated tool, from a respected source that was noted well in COMPUTERWORLD iirc, as far as publications in this science - have YOU done the same? I hope not, based on your mistakes & bad assumptions!)...

    (NOW - I also showed RyuuzakiTetsuya he was "off on" as well - because both SECUNIA.COM &/or APPLE themselves state that changing permis

    1. Re:Again, where is your PHD in English, Troll? apk by Americano · · Score: 1

      You're right, Alexander. I'll just ignore you! You have nothing of import to share, you just like to rant about unrelated topics for no good reason.

      Thanks for the reminder, I shouldn't have tried to reason with you, I know from seeing previous conversations you've been involved with that reason & logic are impossible for you to comprehend.

  136. Sounds good... works for me as well! apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fair enough, on ignoring me (though you have not with this reply, but... "oh well") because, in any event?

    Hey - That works for me also!

    APK

    P.S.=> As far as "nothing to share" though, & WHY I am in this thread? Well, you came into the other one with Ryuuteryaki (sp?) & gave me your 2 cents (& put up a FAR more logical & better argument than he did, I will give you THAT much, in fairness)... but, in the end?

    Well - It appears you CANNOT fix that problem on the MacOS X, whereas I was able to get around ANY outstanding "bugs" on Windows Server 2003, without adversely impacting/affecting functionality either... so, I think I actually DID contribute quite a lot!

    (AND, you were unwilling to disprove that point

    (Which was, of course, MY MAIN POINT, for appearing in this thread now - that other one I came in from to approach you? It was shut, & way, Way, WAY earlier than it should have been)

    LOL - Gee: "I wonder why"...

    Perhaps it was because I was 'getting the better of the *NIX crew here' with my points, especially vs. theirs/yours, in your 'security guides' for MacOS X, which fall FAR short of those from SECUNIA.COM &/or Apple Computers themselves, & use what Ryuuterayaki (sp?) omitted in his: Lesser priv. account usage, as well as CHOWN usage (which he HAD to use, to secure himself, vs. an attack scenario he & I discussed) & that /. here has a HUGE "Pro-*NIX slant/bias"? No, "couldn't be", lmao... apk

    1. Re:Sounds good... works for me as well! apk by Americano · · Score: 1

      I have already proven that Mac OS X is more secure, by default, than Windows. I have shown that it requires less crippling of system functionality to secure. I have shown that the remaining vulnerabilities for Mac OS in Secunia are all non-issues if you have taken standard network security measures.

      You have ignored all of that though, because it's inconvenient to the fiction you cling to that you're right. You are wrong, I have demonstrated it, you have continued to troll and ignore any evidence that shows you are wrong.

      There is nothing further that can be said to you on the subject.

  137. What did I have to "cripple"? Tell us all, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I have shown that it requires less crippling of system functionality to secure." - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @03:13PM (#28547397)

    Per my subject-line above? What did I 'cripple' to "cure the ills" on the still unpatched security vulnerabilities I reviewed, point-by-point no less, from SECUNIA.COM advisories??

    After all, here, in THIS VERY EXCHANGE & the other one we came from?

    Hey - You said I 'crippled my OS' via not being able to play .avi files!

    (AND, I clearly showed you an EASY 'work-around' for that (run any suspect, or ANY, .avi files thru a verifier program like VideoInspector, first, prior to trying them in a mediaplayer of anykind)).

    Above all else though? I knew you couldn't stay away, despite stating you'd "ignore me"... lmao! So answer THAT question above I just asked, & then the one in my "p.s." below, also, ok??

    (Because I don't think I have to post the fact that others called you a troll here, or that you were "modded down" for impersonating me here, & then LYING about it also, & that you had to "eat your words" to others here already...)

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "You have ignored all of that though, because it's inconvenient to the fiction you cling to that you're right." - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @03:13PM (#28547397)

    Oh, really? Now, why then won't you tell us, how YOU would FULLY fix this on MacOS X then -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/ ? Because, according to SECUNIA.COM & that advisory?? You really cannot... not fully & what Apple DID implement, is ONLY A PARTIAL FIX! apk

  138. Re:What did I have to "cripple"? Tell us all, plea by Americano · · Score: 1

    What did I 'cripple' to "cure the ills" on the still unpatched security vulnerabilities I reviewed, point-by-point no less, from SECUNIA.COM advisories??

    You have to manually disable playing of .avi files, and then if you wish to play them, you have to go through a ridiculous scanning or conversion process. I consider that crippled. Your "fixes" for many of the other fixes also included unregistering dll's or changing permissions on them in such a way that they probably will also break functionality elsewhere in the system. That is crippling the software.

    how YOU would FULLY fix this on MacOS X then

    I've already told you: don't do stupid shit. Don't open and run scripts from sources you don't run. There is no "fix" for tricking a user into doing something stupid, and Windows is just as much at risk as Mac OS is in that regard, perhaps more so with so many services running with administrator level permissions.

    I've answered all of these questions for you previously, and in detail. Why do you keep demanding I repeat them?

  139. LOL, love this first quote (you're wrong, face it) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You have to manually disable playing of .avi files, and then if you wish to play them, you have to go through a ridiculous scanning or conversion process. I consider that crippled." - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @04:45PM (#28549235)

    I don't, & how can you? I can play .avi files just FINE, & be safe - thanks for proving me correct, & having to try to make it seem like "it's still not working" when clearly, that's absolute b.s. per my results... As, again: I actually don't HAVE to disable quartz.dll or access to it, @ all - I just verify if the .avi I wish to play is legit, via VideoInspector (nice, useful, & freeware) & the "ridiculous scanning process"?

    Only takes seconds!

    ----

    "Your "fixes" for many of the other fixes also included unregistering dll's or changing permissions on them in such a way that they probably will also break functionality elsewhere in the system. That is crippling the software." - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @04:45PM (#28549235)

    Where, because according to my guides I wrote up that go into THAT & FAR MORE (that works, even vs. "The MiGhTy CoNfiCkEr" worm?) Well, let's let others speak on that account, other than myself, shall we?

    ----

    http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ae352cd32542fe49a55fe00b11086449&t=28430&page=3 [xtremepccentral.com] [xtremepccentral.com]

    "Its 2009 - still trouble free! I was told last week by a co worker who does active directory administration, and he said I was doing overkill. I told him yes, but I just eliminated the half life in windows that you usually get. He said good point. So from 2008 till 2009. No speed decreases, its been to a lan party, moved around in a move, and it still NEVER has had the OS reinstalled besides the fact I imaged the drive over in 2008. Great stuff! My client STILL Hasn't called me back in regards to that one machine to get it locked down for the kid. I am glad it worked and I am sure her wallet is appreciated too now that it works. Speaking of which, I need to call her to see if I can get some leads. APK - I will say it again, the guide is FANTASTIC! Its made my PC experience much easier. Sandboxing was great. Getting my host file updated, setting services to system service, rather than system local. (except AVG updater, needed system local)" - THRONKA (forums user @ xtremepccentral)

    ----

    Thus, you see another person, besides myself, who is enjoying absolutely FULL function & stable, infestation free uptime... with relative ease.

    A little bit of work, maybe 2++ hrs., tops, for YEARS to DECADES of stable uptime.

    Just like NASDAQ sees running a high tpm 24x7 fabled "5-9's" of 99.999% uptime using Windows Server 2003, same as I do here in fact...

    (Tough to argue with that, & certainly more sensible than spending a few G's on a Mac... because it's free, & CIS Tool makes MOST of it easy to do, very easy in fact, but bottom-line is, that it just works!)

    ----

    "Windows is just as much at risk as Mac OS is in that regard, perhaps more so with so many services running with administrator level permissions." - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @04:45PM (#28549235)

    Did I say either was setup right out of the box? No, not once to you, or Ryuuteryaki (sp?) either... only that they can be improved, & that *NIX folks here + elsewhere usually seem to say this type of thing -> "Winblows/Wintendo sux, *NIX UBER ALLES!!!" but never admit their OS of choice has its hassles also.

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "I've answered all of these questions for you previously, and in detail. Why do you keep demanding I repeat them?" - by Amer

  140. Re:LOL, love this first quote (you're wrong, face by Americano · · Score: 1

    Once again you ignore the proof I've offered and cite *your* ignorance as proof that I'm wrong.

    You're hopeless. As I've said previously, enjoy dicking around with your crippled system. I'll be doing something useful and productive on mine.

  141. You said I couldn't play .avi files safely, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See my subject-line above, & this from YOU, no less (when you stormed into the discussion with Ryuuteryaki (sp?):

    "You can dick around with crippling your Windows box so it can't play videos" - by Americano (920576) on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)

    But, you see, @ this point by now @ least? That I CAN & do so, safely, simply by taking a few seconds to scan any .avi file thru VideoInspector (to see if it is legit, & it's a freeware, & it works (takes only seconds)) - mind you, that's w/out disabling access to QUARTZ.DLL (the affected lib) or unregistering it.

    Funny - I have a valid "work-around" for MY issue on Windows... you evidently don't for the scripting fix, only partial no less from Apple.

    (AND, so you know, since you cited figures here on this note, first? Well - I have gone, right now thru this system, & the one before it, + the one before THAT even (by using that guide of mine's points over Windows 2000/XP/Server 2003) over 12 yrs. now, no infestations or other malware related incidents (just so you know, since you stated you have done so on your Mac for 2.5 yrs.))...

    If that's NOT enough, then people like THRONKA who applied my guide, whom I quoted in my last reply (for both he & his customer no less) have enjoyed the same for coming up on as long as YOU have done well on MacOS X... truthfully? The ONLY thing (& I said this to Ryuuteryaki (sp?) was, that I just do NOT like how "Pro-*NIX" people always say "Winblowz/Wintendo sux, *NIX 'UBER ALLES'" & that's all!

    What did it get me? Well, he called me all kinds of names for 1 thing, & he was TOTALLY off about SAMBA vs. NetBIOS @ the time he wrote it + more... then, you "suddenly come along", accused me of being other posters there, & yet here? YOU were the one "modded down" when you tried to deny impersonating me here (to try to tick me off, it doesn't actually - it only makes me realize I am getting the better of my opponent in debate to be blunt about it is all), & others called you a troll (rightfully so, in TomHudson's case here though)

    APK

    P.S.=> BOTTOM-LINE: Given your FIRST quote I used above (from the other post you came into where I showed that Ryuuteryaki (sp?) was "off" in his guides, missing TONS of points that Apple themselves cover in a VERY thorough guide for securing MacOS X (that IS much like the one I put out for Windows in fact, in terms of comprehensive coverage for security online) &, my reply to it, because it is sound & works, + allows me to do what you said I could not, not without crippling my system?

    Well, now looking @ this one from you now ->

    "you ignore the proof I've offered and cite *your* ignorance as proof that I'm wrong" - by Americano (920576) on Wednesday July 01, @06:53PM (#28551273)

    I wonder who's being "obstinant", stubborn, & unwllling to admit they were WRONG here? I am able to do what you said I could not, & safely... figure it out, lol! apk

  142. Re:You said I couldn't play .avi files safely, rig by Americano · · Score: 1

    Thanks for confirming that I'm right with yet another long-winded bit of nonsense.

    Your attempt to disprove me has failed, and it's clear that you know you're wrong - you keep citing one person, this "Thronka", who is probably you, who claims they're secure. Out of the millions of Windows boxes out there, just that one?

    Stop shilling for Microsoft, troll. You're not convincing anyone, and you have no basis for your claims.

  143. I can play .avi files, U said I couldn't... lol! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QUESTION: Did you say I could not play .avi files?

    Yes, you did, here it is quoted verbatim, once more:

    "You can dick around with crippling your Windows box so it can't play videos" - by Americano (920576) on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)

    Answer my question above... &? A simple YES or NO will do on that (And, please - No more of your clearly evasive b.s.)

    (Then again, ALL anyone has to do, is read what you wrote above, in plain black & white, & then see the solution I have to work around it, using VideoInspector (a freeware that works great) to scan + test if .avi files are indeed, legit & know "what's-what" here, anyhow (that I can & do play .avi files safely, despite your statement above))

    TOO EASY! Thanks...

    "Stop shilling for Microsoft, troll. You're not convincing anyone, and you have no basis for your claims." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @10:00AM (#28557095)

    LMAO... yes, yes - "the sure sign of defeat" in debate, is when you have the "Pro-*NIX" fanboys issuing "frothing @ the mouth" profane &/or name-tossing replies... again, TOO EASY!

    (Gee: I wonder "who got the better of WHOM" here... not!)

    APK

    P.S.=> So, at this point, ANYONE READING here can plainly see, that I CAN & do indeed, play .avi files, safely, simply by taking a few seconds to scan any .avi file thru VideoInspector (to see if it is legit, & it's a freeware, & it works (takes only seconds)) - mind you, that's w/out disabling access to QUARTZ.DLL (the affected lib) or unregistering it... despite all your evasive b.s., namecalling, & otherwise losing statements here? As-per-usual?? I WIN... Too easy, as usual, also! apk

  144. Re:I can play .avi files, U said I couldn't... lol by Americano · · Score: 1

    You cannot play videos without some ridiculous manual workaround. I consider that unusable. Would you consider your car in good working order if you had to climb in through the trunk because the locks were broken?

    Q.E.D.

  145. You can't change what you said originally, lol! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You cannot play videos without some ridiculous manual workaround. I consider that unusable" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    I definitely know not, & all you are doing now, is trying to 'save face' because I can quote where you stated I could not watch videos & do so below (now you are 'turning tail' & trying to amend what you said, & you made a mistake, face it):

    QUESTION: Did you say I could not play .avi files? Yes, you did, here it is quoted verbatim, once more:

    "You can dick around with crippling your Windows box so it can't play videos" - by Americano (920576) on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)

    LOL, Answer my question above... &? A simple YES or NO will do on that (And, please - No more of your clearly evasive b.s.)

    (Then again, ALL anyone has to do, is read what you wrote above, in plain black & white, & then see the solution I have to work around it, using VideoInspector (a freeware that works great) to scan + test if .avi files are indeed, legit & know "what's-what" here, anyhow (that I can & do play .avi files safely, despite your statement above))

    TOO EASY! Thanks... & by the by?

    You can "dick around" with the unfinished & only partially fixed MacOS X bug on scripts (lol, some fix - it's right up there with the Java hole that all other OS vendors patched MONTHS ago, & it took Apple way, Way, WAY longer to fix than the rest - and you trust THAT level of speed of fixes? No wonder they had 971 security vulnerabilities over time, & the Windows version I use only had 274 in the same timeframe)

    Yes, you made a mistake - Because I am watching an .avi right now, as I speak... It's quite usable and no "partial fixes" (ring a bell on MacOS X currently? LOL, it should... scripting holes galore, lol!)

    I wonder - What is the more secure OS: The one I can fix or work around ANY problem & be safe, or yours, with only a "partial fix" in place that doesn't work fully & YOU CANNOT FIX IT?? LOL!

    (& YOU said I could not play .avi files, lol (heck, you said I could not play videos period, & all that is affected is .avi files & even that? Can be worked around... easily AND SAFELY too!))

    ----

    "Would you consider your car in good working order if you had to climb in through the trunk because the locks were broken?" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    This isn't cars, it's computers, first of all... & as long as she runs? I am happy, as long as it gets me where I have to go primarily. Hey - I can fix cars on my own, just like I do computers (as long as it doesn't require more than an 8 piece socket set, which some stuff does, but NOT most), so I don't mind doing it (I save money in fact doing it, quite a lot!) S

    o - just like securing Windows, which can be done well & for FREE, in under 2 hrs. time, for YEARS TO DECADES of solid uptime, which is financially smarter than buying a Mac! Of course, it's also wiser to "stick by" Windows, because it owns the "lion's share" of the market on the most used hardware platform there is, in x86 also, from home/end user desktops, thru departmental workstations & servers, up to "Mission Critical/Enterprise Class" servers.

    Windows also provides a FAR greater surface are to find a job in than MacOS X does... and, speaking of "Enterprise Class/Mission Critical" scenarios?

    Well, also - NASDAQ is going on 5++ yrs. straight in fact, of 99.999% uptime (the "Fabled '5-9's'" in fact) in a high tpm 24x7 environs... care to show me any stock exchanges that MacOS X has been shown to do the same?)

    Lastly/again: This safety measure doesn't "cripple me" @ all, I can watch .avi in s

    1. Re:You can't change what you said originally, lol! by Americano · · Score: 1

      Why would I be trying to save face? I've shown you to be incorrect and completely wrong on all counts. Your system is, by default, more insecure than a mac. That simple fact has been demonstrated to you repeatedly using your own treasured Secunia data.

      I know it stings, APK, but you'll survive and be stronger for it someday.

    2. Re:You can't change what you said originally, lol! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You cannot play videos without some ridiculous manual workaround. I consider that unusable" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

      I definitely know not, as I am watching an .avi right now, completely safe, after a 4 second verification of it being legit! All you are doing now, is trying to 'save face' because I can quote where you stated I could not watch videos & do so below (now you are 'turning tail' & trying to amend what you said, & you made a mistake, face it):

      QUESTION: Did you say I could not play .avi files? Yes, you did, here it is quoted verbatim, once more:

      "You can dick around with crippling your Windows box so it can't play videos" - by Americano (920576) on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)

      LOL, Answer my question above... &? A simple YES or NO will do on that (And, please - No more of your clearly evasive b.s.)

      (Then again, ALL anyone has to do, is read what you wrote above, in plain black & white, & then see the solution I have to work around it, using VideoInspector (a freeware that works great) to scan + test if .avi files are indeed, legit & know "what's-what" here, anyhow (that I can & do play .avi files safely, despite your statement above))

      TOO EASY! Thanks... & by the by?

      You can "dick around" with the unfinished & only partially fixed MacOS X bug on scripts (lol, some fix - it's right up there with the Java hole that all other OS vendors patched MONTHS ago, & it took Apple way, Way, WAY longer to fix than the rest - and you trust THAT level of speed of fixes? No wonder they had 971 security vulnerabilities over time, & the Windows version I use only had 274 in the same timeframe)

      I wonder - What is the more secure OS: The one I can fix or work around ANY problem & be safe, or yours, with only a "partial fix" in place that doesn't work fully & YOU CANNOT FIX IT??

      "Inquiring minds want to know" lmao...

      APK

      P.S.=>

      "Why would I be trying to save face?" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

      Same reason as why you won't answer a simple YES or NO to my question in bold above... saving your face, & then trying to change what you originally said as well, lmao... YOU LOSE!

      "I've shown you to be incorrect and completely wrong on all counts. Your system is, by default, more insecure than a mac." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

      Really? I am not the one running an OS with a partial fix on it now, like you are, am I? I can easily fix, and NOT LOSE ANY FUNCTION, anything on Windows, period (and I proved it and vs. your own erroneous statements above no less which you refuse to give a straight answer to).

      "Your system is, by default, more insecure than a mac. That simple fact has been demonstrated to you repeatedly using your own treasured Secunia data." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

      LOL, you mean THIS data -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/ that shows MacOS X with a hole that is NOT fully fixable? Sure you "proved me wrong" & that YOUR choice in OS, in MacOS X is "more secure" (lol, not)... not even a "nice try"... apk

      TOO easy... apk

    3. Re:You can't change what you said originally, lol! by Americano · · Score: 1

      yawn. One trick ponies are boring.

  146. It only took 1 trick to make YOU LOSE, lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You cannot play videos without some ridiculous manual workaround. I consider that unusable" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    The proof here seems to show otherwise, as I am watching an .avi right now, completely safe, after a 4 second verification of it being legit!

    All you are doing now, is trying to 'save face' because I can quote where you stated I could not watch videos & do so below (now you are 'turning tail' & trying to amend what you said, & you made a mistake, face it):

    QUESTION: Did you say I could not play .avi files? Yes, you did, here it is quoted verbatim, once more:

    "You can dick around with crippling your Windows box so it can't play videos" - by Americano (920576) on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    LOL, Answer my question above... &? A simple YES or NO will do on that (And, please - No more of your clearly evasive b.s.)

    (Then again, ALL anyone has to do, is read what you wrote above, in plain black & white, & then see the solution I have to work around it, using VideoInspector (a freeware that works great) to scan + test if .avi files are indeed, legit & know "what's-what" here, anyhow (that I can & do play .avi files safely, despite your statement above))

    TOO EASY! Thanks... & by the by?

    You can "dick around" with the unfinished & only partially fixed MacOS X bug on scripts (lol, some fix - it's right up there with the Java hole that all other OS vendors patched MONTHS ago, & it took Apple way, Way, WAY longer to fix than the rest - and you trust THAT level of speed of fixes? No wonder they had 971 security vulnerabilities over time, & the Windows version I use only had 274 in the same timeframe)

    I wonder - What is the more secure OS: The one I can fix or work around ANY problem & be safe, or yours, with only a "partial fix" in place that doesn't work fully & YOU CANNOT FIX IT??

    "Inquiring minds want to know" lmao...

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "Your system is, by default, more insecure than a mac. That simple fact has been demonstrated to you repeatedly using your own treasured Secunia data.",/b> - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    LOL, you mean THIS data -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/ [secunia.com] that shows MacOS X with a hole that is NOT fully fixable? Sure you "proved me wrong" & that YOUR choice in OS, in MacOS X is "more secure" (lol, not)... not even a "nice try"... apk

    TOO easy...

    "yawn. One trick ponies are boring." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @04:08PM (#28563449)

    Funny - That "1 trick" did you in easily (along w/ the security vulnerability in MacOS X that is unfinished & only a partial fix), did you in, along witn your impersonating me (which you were modded down for when you tried to deny it, lmao, nobody believed you then either) & you were called a troll here (your rep? Shot... you only did this, to yourself)... apk

    1. Re:It only took 1 trick to make YOU LOSE, lol by Americano · · Score: 1

      Come on APK, give it up. You're just typing random shit into a browser, none of it makes sense, and you're not convincing anybody. I notice in another thread you've been modded down as an off-topic troll pretty thoroughly, too - maybe I can start talking about how you're modded troll, offtopic, redundant, and all kinds of other nasty stuff, too, in an attempt to discredit your lame points?

  147. A simple cut & paste is what you get here, lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You cannot play videos without some ridiculous manual workaround. I consider that unusable" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    The proof here seems to show otherwise, as I am watching an .avi right now, completely safe, after a 4 second verification of it being legit!

    All you are doing now, is trying to 'save face' because I can quote where you stated I could not watch videos & do so below (now you are 'turning tail' & trying to amend what you said, & you made a mistake, face it):

    QUESTION: Did you say I could not play .avi files? Yes, you did, here it is quoted verbatim, once more:

    "You can dick around with crippling your Windows box so it can't play videos" - by Americano (920576) on Sunday June 28, @01:56AM (#28501419)" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    LOL, Answer my question above... &? A simple YES or NO will do on that (And, please - No more of your clearly evasive b.s.)

    (Then again, ALL anyone has to do, is read what you wrote above, in plain black & white, & then see the solution I have to work around it, using VideoInspector (a freeware that works great) to scan + test if .avi files are indeed, legit & know "what's-what" here, anyhow (that I can & do play .avi files safely, despite your statement above))

    TOO EASY! Thanks... & by the by?

    You can "dick around" with the unfinished & only partially fixed MacOS X bug on scripts (lol, some fix - it's right up there with the Java hole that all other OS vendors patched MONTHS ago, & it took Apple way, Way, WAY longer to fix than the rest - and you trust THAT level of speed of fixes? No wonder they had 971 security vulnerabilities over time, & the Windows version I use only had 274 in the same timeframe)

    I wonder - What is the more secure OS: The one I can fix or work around ANY problem & be safe, AND HAVE FULL FUNCTION IN no less (and others besides myself said it like THRONKA @ xtremepccentral, for he AND his clients no less) or yours, with only a "partial fix" in place that doesn't work fully & YOU CANNOT FIX IT??

    "Inquiring minds want to know" lmao...

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "Your system is, by default, more insecure than a mac. That simple fact has been demonstrated to you repeatedly using your own treasured Secunia data." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @02:39PM (#28561741)

    LOL, you mean THIS data -> http://secunia.com/advisories/18963/ that shows MacOS X with a hole that is NOT fully fixable? Sure you "proved me wrong" & that YOUR choice in OS, in MacOS X is "more secure" (lol, not)... not even a "nice try"...

    (Too, TOO easy)...

    "yawn. One trick ponies are boring." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @04:08PM (#28563449)

    Funny - That "1 trick" did you in easily (along w/ the security vulnerability in MacOS X that is unfinished & only a partial fix), along witn your impersonating me (which you were modded down for when you tried to deny it, lmao, nobody believed you then either) & you were called a troll here (your rep? Shot... you only did this, to yourself!)

    "I notice in another thread you've been modded down as an off-topic troll pretty thoroughly, too - maybe I can start talking about how you're modded troll, offtopic, redundant, and all kinds of other nasty stuff, too, in an attempt to discredit your lame points?" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @06:28PM (#28565433)

    LOL, you're probably blowing your mod points modding me down elsewhere too, keep it up, I'll let YOU take your only 'weapon', away from YOURSELF (as I "get off" on watching peop

  148. Re:A simple cut & paste is what you get here, by Americano · · Score: 1

    You are modded down because you're a troll. You get few mod-ups because you're a troll. See the pattern?

    you have nothing useful to contribute, so you get modded down as off-topic, troll, redundant, overrated, and every other -1 mod.

    As far as your claim that I'm the one down-modding you, well, that's patently absurd, as my policy is to only mod people up - I ignore the posts (such as yours) that are obvious trolls, or who have nothing to add when I have mod points. I believe in putting my name behind my posts, because I have a good name. You hide behind the shield of an AC because you know you'd quickly be banned from Slashdot with your obnoxious trolling.

  149. Time to EAT YOUR WORDS, again: LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I notice in another thread you've been modded down as an off-topic troll pretty thoroughly, too" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @07:18PM (#28565967)

    Where's that? Also, care to show myself & others here the evidence of that?

    (What you ARE doing though, lol, is clearly demonstrating that you are "stalking me" here, hilarious... & losing @ every turn!)

    You're only doing this, to yourself... as per usual!

    ----

    "you have nothing useful to contribute, so you get modded down as off-topic, troll, redundant, overrated, and every other -1 mod." - by Americano (920576)
    on Thursday July 02, @07:18PM (#28565967)

    Again, where is this?

    LOL, unless you want to continue "blowing your mod points" modding me down as you have here -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1287729&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=28537951

    What you actually THREATENED to do in THIS very thread no less??

    Give up, you're ruining yourself, not that someone like you even cares, you have nothing of worth you've ever done to show for yourself, especially when I asked for it of you - you give yourself away... you do NOT possess the intelligence, know how or skills to get the better of me, face it.

    (lol, & someone modded up all the way back up, & I am fairly certain I know who, the parent poster there, in Freedom_India, who modded me up from your -1 posts to +1 insightful & undid your down mods, all of them @ his expense no less... nice guy!)

    By the way? I actually archived the file & made a screenshot of it, in case you decide to "blow your entire wad" of mod points to mod them down again... TOO easy!

    ----

    "As far as your claim that I'm the one down-modding you, well, that's patently absurd, as my policy is to only mod people up - I ignore the posts (such as yours) that are obvious trolls, or who have nothing to add when I have mod points." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @07:18PM (#28565967)

    Funny, for someone that "ignores me", you sure have kept up quite a tirade & lost SO badly on MacOS X security (lol, with its unpatched GAPING scripting hole), it's not even FUNNY anymore!

    (AND, you said I crippled my OS securing it? Funny, I am doing another .avi now of an upcoming concert in my area (L.A. GUNS), & doing so perfectly safely, despite your saying I could not & then later saying I had to use "workarounds that crippled my OS" funny, being able to play a video is NOT crippled as you said it was, now is it?)

    Man, you are TRULY pitiful!

    APK

    P.S.=>

    " I notice in another thread you've been modded down as an off-topic troll pretty thoroughly, too - maybe I can start talking about how you're modded troll, offtopic, redundant, and all kinds of other nasty stuff, too, in an attempt to discredit your lame points?" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday July 02, @06:28PM (#28565433)

    You had better take a peek there again... lol, yes, like usual?

    You are "eating your words" here, yet again!

    So - How do they taste ("the bitter taste of defeat" once more - you should 'alter your diet' you know! LMAO...)?

    (This time vs. myself in that thread, you are eating up large, & not just vs. TomHudson here whom you also skimmed, trolled, & screwed up on!)

    APK

    P.S.S. => "TOO EASY" - Thanks to whoever modded me up there, undoing what this troll who impersonated myself here & put words into TomHudson's mouth for & was called what he is for it, a TROLL, here also + Americano here was also down modded for impersonating me as well (the guy is lame, hate to say it)... Whoever modded me up after all your moddowns (thanks for blowing a HUGE chunk of your mod points too by the by), did a good job, & did so @ their own expense no less - & you end up eating your words, once again! apk