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  1. Re:Frosty Piss on German Government's Malware Analyzed · · Score: 1

    Sweet, thanks for clearing that up.

    Slashdot asked me "personally" for my opinion... Gezz, don't mod me bro...

  2. Re:Surprise, surprise, surprise on German Government's Malware Analyzed · · Score: 0

    sudo /etc/init.d/sarcasm start

  3. Frosty Piss on German Government's Malware Analyzed · · Score: -1

    "I'm sure we're all surprised that it's opening security holes for third parties, and violates a related court verdict (and several laws in general)."

    No not really...

  4. Re:Know thy students on Florida School District Begins Fingerprinting Students · · Score: 1

    Just wait until the kids figure out they can cut off their fingers and pay jonny two shoes to scan-in for them every day, No more school!!!!

  5. Re:It certainly is creepy on Florida School District Begins Fingerprinting Students · · Score: 1

    It is not state law. At least not when I attended. I was never finger printed. I went to NJ public schools from 1990-2003. In fact the only time they ever tried to finger print me I didn't participate. It was a dumb exercise or something or other and there was no grade attached. There was no tech and I'm 99.9995% confident none of it was saved. It was like for "fun" or something where they hung the stuff on the wall. Maybe a drug awareness thing. I don't really recall.

    I recall there was a federal program to finger print school kids so if they ever where abducted they could be identified. Or that is what they told my mother 20+ years ago.

  6. Re:Problem for who? on HTC Android Backdoor Leaks Private User Data · · Score: 1

    are you a poorly crafted chatbot?

  7. Re:The ring of fire after you've had chili... on Why Chilies Are Hot and Yogurt Puts Out the Fire · · Score: 4, Funny

    always made me think people have a few taste buds in their anus. I mean how else can it feel hot right?

    Turns out it's just the irritant effect. My wife reminds me of this each time now.

    Wow, your wife is really all up your ass about that..

  8. Re:15 billion, but 0 within reach on A Third of Sun-Like Stars May Have Warm Earth Analogs · · Score: 1

    15 billion, but 0 within reach... So much for that info.

    I donno, lets just start shooting neutrinos at them and maybe we're find one that likes a good war just like us!

  9. Re:Worse, maybe it's FBI entrapment on Man Charged in Model Airplane Plot To Bomb Pentagon · · Score: 1

    Cuba would like to have a word with you.

    Nice beaches, free health care lets go!

  10. Re:Doing the "right thing" on Man Charged in Model Airplane Plot To Bomb Pentagon · · Score: 1

    "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

    [ CITATION NEEDED ]

  11. Re:You can also still buy carburetors on Zotac Releases GeForce GT 520 With Classic PCI Connector · · Score: 1

    One word... BITCOIN!

  12. Re:Think about all that burning water... on Irish Man's Death Ruled Spontaneous Combustion · · Score: 1

    I did, but apparently I wasn't thinking very clearly. These things happen.

    I, After a long day drinkin and beating the wife....

  13. Re:Like IMing in the same house on Wi-Fi Cards Can Now Detect Microwave Ovens · · Score: 1

    Nomally, yes.

    ~20 years ago I had a microwave with a dial timer that stopped working but still kept the mic "running". Sometimes it would blow an internal fuse if you opened the door while operating, I got tired of changing the internal bit and wired it out. The part bypassed was the door safety assembly. Basically the thing would run with the door open and never stopped.

    I had to warn anyone that was over to hit RESET before opening the door. Girlfriend moved in and we kept her microwave. Wimp.

    Serious end note: I called my microwave "Ol' Auschwitz".

    Why not just wire the fuse part outside the unit?

  14. Re:Easily on Swedish Daycare Tracks Kids With GPS Devices · · Score: 1

    Do the devices unclip easily?

    Predobear wants more info on lola-locators...

  15. Re:wrong calculation on EPA Bans CFC-Based Asthma Inhalers · · Score: -1, Troll

    Pharmacist here. I can't recommend the Ventolin enough. It is cheaper and it has a dose counter.

    Another pharmacist here, I can't recommend the Ventolin as it kills babies. They don't even need to use the Ventolin, It's the damnist thing I've ever seen... I can however recommend Dr. Bob's chiropractic services to cure all that ills you.

  16. Re:I know you specifically looked for this on 10-Petaflops Supercomputer Being Built For Open Science Community · · Score: 2

    Obligatory bitcoin comment.

    ...Fuck bitcoins

    Yes I new Meme needs to be born....

    Bitcoin? HOW DOES IT FUCKING WORK!

  17. Should be on NASA Rolls Out Space Exploration Roadmap · · Score: 1

    called 'Asteroid NeXT' and 'Moon NeXT".

  18. Re:Very Bad News... on MIT Working On Industrial-Scale Graphene Printing Press · · Score: 0

    Stocking single ply wasn't enough for them? Now they need to go to single atom? And people wonder why I don't poop in public restrooms....

    I wonder if the company makes condoms as well?

  19. Re:Can't be done. on MIT Working On Industrial-Scale Graphene Printing Press · · Score: 1

    They do. They make scotch tape on a continues machine. It just keep coming and coming – then it’s rolled onto the tub, sliced (but only because they want it to be manageable – they could keep on going) and cut (one industrial roll equals scores of scores of retail rolls.)

    That's what she said... before her untimely death...

  20. Re:Release the Kraken! on Via Files Suit Against Apple · · Score: 1

    The touch screen probably wouldn't accept input from a 10 foot barge pole.

    only if it was a certified iPole

  21. Re:I've seen people die... on Designer Creates "Euthanasia Roller Coaster" · · Score: 1

    Probably to be unceremoniously dumped into a coffin by uncaring attendants dressed in Tyvec suits and breathing gear.

    Such Elegance!!

    At the end of the ride the coaster likely flips upside down and dumps the corpses into a waiting furnace, then proceeds through an automated wash before arriving at the start for the next load. Efficient!

    Yes it's almost like German's came up with the design.

  22. Re:Just after DX: Human Revolution... on New Transistor Could Let Chips Interface With Living Systems · · Score: 1

    My vision will be augmented.

    So you can see that you're really a slim attractive man-furry living in WoW for a monthly fee that your mom pays because she thinks it's for Psychotherapy.

  23. Re:Uses Protons... on New Transistor Could Let Chips Interface With Living Systems · · Score: 1

    A "hole" is where the electron goes: an atom that can accept an electron.

    And that's how babies are made...

  24. Re:recover eight kilobits? on Ask Slashdot: Recovering Data From 20-Year-Old Diskettes? · · Score: 1

    And my Knights of Xentar picture viewer!

    O that's lame... Some of us played the game to see the porn...

  25. Re:I call Shenanigans!!! on Ask Slashdot: Best Use For a New Supercomputing Cluster? · · Score: 1

    My wife, with no HPC experience at all ever, just read this and said "Either this guy's an idiot or this is bullshit." I just thought the /. community should know :-)

    Ask her the hotel room number for me...