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  1. Re:Proved conclusively? on Colliding Particles Can Make Black Holes After All · · Score: 1

    This statement registers 42 bullshits on my detector...

  2. Re:What's your definition of possible on Colliding Particles Can Make Black Holes After All · · Score: 1

    wait, I'm confused... is there a cat in this car by chance?

  3. Re:Is it a VHS or Betamax? on IBM Sets Areal Density Record for Magnetic Tape · · Score: 1

    This is why AC can't get a IT job... he only tells the interviewers that he uses one tape for his backups...

  4. Re:Space Porn on Space Station Astronauts Gain Internet Access · · Score: 1

    my god man, surely you must be joking as orbital botnet bombardment was outlawed outright in the space treaty of 2247!

  5. Re:Material falsification? on Court Rules WHOIS Privacy Illegal For Spammers · · Score: 1

    This is so true and in fact I'd like to take a moment here to offer you a whooping 50% discount on your next order of viagra, soma or xannax from our online pharmacy.

  6. Re:Editors and Debuggers on What Tools Do FLOSS Developers Need? · · Score: 1

    Humm well, I run linux so if I wanted to test it properly I'd have to use the IE6 emacs plugin....

  7. Slashvertising in full effect on The Apple Tablet Interface Must Be Like This · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the sixth article this month on Slashdot directly relating to a apple {vaporware} tablet...

  8. Re:Editors and Debuggers on What Tools Do FLOSS Developers Need? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see you are programing a privilege escalation exploit, would you like help with that?

  9. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? on Police In Britain Arrest Man For Bomb-Threat Joke On Twitter · · Score: 1

    You are current as the surveillance cameras monitoring the headquarters of both the MPAA and RIAA clearly show that most have not, as of yet, been released. I repeat, most have NOT been released. Return to condition brown...

  10. Re:No Star Wars game will ever compare to TIE FIGH on BioWare Targeting Spring 2011 For Star Wars: The Old Republic Launch · · Score: 1

    hmm.... X-Wing is older than Tie Fighter.

    I loved both X-Wing and Tie Fighter but I think I honestly liked X-Wing more for some reason. I think it was the rebels space craft.

    commander: "Switch shields to double front."
    ...ae1294: "ahh hell no, how about double everything!"
    ...ae1294: "transferring reserve weapons power to shields."

  11. Re:Wing Commander forevaaaaaaa! on BioWare Targeting Spring 2011 For Star Wars: The Old Republic Launch · · Score: 1

    Wing Commander forevaaaaaaaa!

    Wing Commander was good but Privateer was da domb!

  12. Re:Crunchy Goodness! on Mozilla Starts To Follow a New Drumbeat · · Score: 1

    once FF hits about 1.2GB of RAM, it crashes

    there's a plug-in for that...

    But really what plug-in's do you people use? Firefox does like the RAM but I've never got anywhere near that high and I have 4GB available running WinXP and 8GB in SUSE...

  13. Test Subject on Startup Tests Drugs Aimed at Autism · · Score: 1

    I'm a test subject in a trail.

    From what I understand (from my doctor) autism is thought to be genetic but it does have certain environmental triggers that affect whether or not you develop symptoms and to what extent. One of these triggers is exposure to the measles virus (the vaccine is an attenuated form of said virus). Apparently a person's body develops inappropriate antibodies that attack certain parts of the brain (Amygdala) after exposure to one of these triggers.

    The neurotransmitter Oxytocin (which is what I'm trying BTW) is also thought to be malformed in people with autism along with the receptors in a that person's brain.

    The Oxytocin supplementation has helped greatly but it doesn't fix everything.

  14. Re:yes on Does a Lame E-Mail Address Really Matter? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can also use your webspace to inject malware and key-loggers onto potential employers computers so you're never out of the loop on whether you're getting that job!

  15. Re:yes on Does a Lame E-Mail Address Really Matter? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is the Alyssa Milano naked photo queue?

    LoL, o yes good times...

    You damn whippersnapper today just don't understand how good ya got it. In my day there was only two types of porn; ugly ass amateurs, porn magazine scans and screen captures from shitty Alyssa Milano movies. And all where in 256 colors if you where lucky. Ok so sure there were really three types but don't question your elders son. No respect having little bastards..

  16. Re:Do without football on EA Shutting Down Video Game Servers Prematurely · · Score: 1

    FPS? Go join the military.

    Paint ball man... Joining the military would be a tad obsessive...

  17. Re:Do without football on EA Shutting Down Video Game Servers Prematurely · · Score: 1

    Am I supposed to go fetch a real sword and start soliciting quests from people, killing everything that gets in my way for the 'experience' of it?

    Wooh, Hell yeah! I got a few quests for you my good sir!

  18. Re:The only people who have anything to whine abou on EA Shutting Down Video Game Servers Prematurely · · Score: 1

    So let me see if I get this. Because they are known to shaft their customers, you side with EA?

    It's the very old logical "you must be evil for god to have smited you with leprosy" way of thinking.

    It's coming back into fashion again, and you can see other examples of it here in the US. The "if you buy illegal drugs you fund terrorist" propaganda, the "you should have known you would get cancer and had better insurance" meme and my favorite "if you are in court up on charges you must to be guilty" Lulz...

    Life is o so much simpler when you don't have to think or for that matter feel any compassion for anyone else.

  19. Re:The only people who have anything to whine abou on EA Shutting Down Video Game Servers Prematurely · · Score: 1

    "Blaming the victim" is a valid thing. Until they change their behavior, their results are unlikely to change.

    LoL, posting idiotic shit on the internet... You deserve to be shot... No one deserves to be raped or murdered dumbass...

  20. Re:2010 - The year of LINUX on... on Move Over BoxeeBox, Here Comes PopBox · · Score: 1

    2020 -- What is a "desktop"? You mean like a table?
    2030 ' Water? Like from the toilet? What for?

    2050 - 0110101000111101011001101011010010101000101011101010011110001

  21. Re:Intel branding considered harmful on Core i5 and i3 CPUs With On-Chip GPUs Launched · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure that means you are still dealing with bullshit, unless you are just buying chips for a laugh. Getting a chip, and then having to send it back and wait for a replacement is a major headache if you actually want to use that chip.

    ugh, OK fine I'll call Intel in the morning and ask them to stop being asses but only because you said something.

  22. Re:Can someone summarize this? on Jaron Lanier Rants Against the World of Web 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Adding the extra T was just to much work for my pay grade...
    . but what the hell man? A site about what's going on in the world of tomato processing?

    Your life must be rather boring...

  23. Re:Science Fiction? on Avatar Soars Into $1-Billion Territory · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm fairly certain that very little, if any, guilt exists in this country for "killing all the Indians" (by the way, there are quite a few of them still alive). I'm pretty certain that none of us that are around today had anything to do with what happened that long ago.

    Well, I for one, killed an injin last week! He was on my land!

  24. Re:Intel branding considered harmful on Core i5 and i3 CPUs With On-Chip GPUs Launched · · Score: 3, Insightful

    number of retailers have had cpu mobo combos on sale with no way to determine which SSPEC they're actually stocking

    Send it back and demand a full refund else charge it back. Let the retailers deal will Intel's BS.

  25. Re:Can someone summarize this? on Jaron Lanier Rants Against the World of Web 2.0 · · Score: 1

    My thought: "Well. With an attitude like that, fine, I *won't* read the article."

    Well first, this is /. so you won't going to read the article anyhow and second, being an AC, you are not really here for "news about stuff that maters". Your just sorta here...