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  1. Re:maybe so... on Easily Distracted People May Have 'Too Much Brain' · · Score: 1

    But the real question is what does this mean for zombies?

    Zoombies!

    Just think of all that wheel spinning power not going anywhere.

  2. Re:Domestic production? on White House Explains Transport-Energy Future · · Score: 1

    If you magically shifted to 100% domestic production overnight, at the current burn rate of 20 million barrels a day, the known reserves of 20 billion barrels would be all gone in 1000 days. Also known as "about 3 years". All gone forever. So be careful what you wish for.

    http://www.reformation.org/energy-non-crisis.html

  3. Re:Who knew? on Did Some Black Holes Survive the Big Bang? · · Score: 1

    I assumed the only black hole left was the one sucking all the brains from Donald Trump.

    Blackhole sucking void? That is a new concept.

    Black holes can collide.

  4. Re:why is it on Did Some Black Holes Survive the Big Bang? · · Score: 2

    Where do you think Carl Sagan got most of his ideas?

    Billions and billions of Slashdots.

  5. Re:My guess is ATM porn on 'Motherlode' of Data Seized At Bin Laden Compound · · Score: 1

    Something tells me that an upcoming episode of South Park will have more details regarding the raid on the bin Laden compound. Something else to look forward to.

    They killed Bini.

  6. Re:A good sign? on Ubisoft Launches Movie Studio To Make Movies of Its Games · · Score: 1

    Great advice, gee, thanks. Now I hit the head on my table and woke my boss. And now I sit here in the office with some slick stuff on my palms, a dizzy look on my face and you better have some idea how to explain THAT to him!

    Next time swing hand toward face, and not face toward hand. I hope this helps.

  7. Re:A good sign? on Ubisoft Launches Movie Studio To Make Movies of Its Games · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the headline and face palmed myself so hard I passed out.

    Had you used face palm oil, then your hand would have slid off harmlessly.

  8. Re:Reminds Me of A Bad Challenger Joke... on VMware Causes Second Outage While Recovering From First · · Score: 0

    What were Osama bin Laden's last words?

    "Shoot?"

  9. Re:Mutually exclusive on Amar Bose To Donate Company To M.I.T. · · Score: 1

    Ink on a digital medium that goes through CRC? Please tell me that is a joke....

    I need a vacuum tube computer to accurately reproduce that.

  10. Re:M.I.T. already has an $8 billion endowment. on Amar Bose To Donate Company To M.I.T. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not give it to a school or schools that actually deserve the money?

    FTFY

  11. Re:well no shit. on How the Social Tech Bubble Is Different · · Score: 1

    Manufacturing is dirty and nasty and you don't ever want to do it. It's for the dummies. It's buggywhips.

    That's what's pounded into the heads of everyone going through school that scores above 100 on IQ. As Mike Rowe said at TED, there's a war on work that's been going on for 40 years.

    --
    BMO

    Longer than that. Was it the Book of Common Prayer that refers to "Dark Satanic Mills?"

  12. Re:Avoid the Tsunamis on MoD's Error Leaks Secrets of UK Nuclear Submarine · · Score: 1

    Unlike a 10,000 ton nuclear power plant the submarine might be able to avoid tsunamis

    They can also operate under 70 feet of water; even diesel subs can.

  13. Re:Even more strange on Jesse Jackson, Jr. Pins US Job Losses On iPad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Two politicians approach a bridge too narrow for both.

    One says "I never step aside for scoundrels."

    The other stepped aside, and said "I always do."

    --

    It is now safe to switch your mind off.

  14. Re:"manned moon landing" on China Aims To Build World's Largest Rocket · · Score: 1

    Sir, I think you're overly optimistic to think we can defend ourselves from everything. We can't even fix our own damn problems (i.e. climate change).

    plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

  15. Re:The cloud. on Google Videos Going Offline; Time To Grab What You Want · · Score: 1

    You and Grandpa Dvorak.

    Speaking of whom, has he ever learned to pronounce silicon?

  16. Re:Fed up on DOJ Seizes Online Poker Site Domains · · Score: 1

    So don't play? It's not rocket science.

    All in with not playing.

  17. Re:Patent nonsense. on All Languages Linked To Common Source · · Score: 1

    Jesus Gonzales, Jesus Guardarez and Jesus Alvaraz all confirm, they read a Spanish bible.

    What about James Jesus Angleton?

  18. Re:All Languages Linked To Common Source on All Languages Linked To Common Source · · Score: 1

    It was Hawking contributing to a Pink Floyd song. I think GP was joking.

    All and all, just another squawk on the wall.

  19. Re:Correction on Chinese Censors Crack Down on Time Travel · · Score: 1

    Chinese Sensors Down on Crack Time Travel.

    There, redacted it.

    Crack Chinese Sensors Down. Slashdot cracking up.

  20. Re:Complete this series on Just In: Yellowstone Is Big(ger) · · Score: 1

    Just to be sure, we better nuke the volcano. From the moon.

    Just to be realistic, nuke the moon. From the volcano.

  21. Re:is the DHS on top of this? on Just In: Yellowstone Is Big(ger) · · Score: 1

    if not there's always Rosie O'donnell.

    Yes, but fire can't melt rock.

  22. Re:Great! on Just In: Yellowstone Is Big(ger) · · Score: 1

    Lets tap it for geo-thermal. The issue with a previous attempt is that they simply pulled the steam from it. Instead, it should be a recycling generator in which it re-injects the water back into the ground.

    Boom, Baby, Boom.

  23. Re:an App for that... on New Medical Camera the Size of a Grain of Salt · · Score: 1

    might be cool to see blood coursing through your veins, or the contents of your stomach on your iPhone :)

    A technical embolism?

  24. Re:University of Illinois at Chicago on Scientists Design Barcode System For Zebras · · Score: 1

    And he will be defending his dissertation on Friday.

    We might not be as famous as our sister school down in the middle of the corn field a.k.a. Chambana but we have tons of stuff that they don't have, famous people like Bill Ayers for example.

    Is he barcoded too?

  25. Re:foot paddles? on ALS Sufferer Used Legs To Contribute Last Patch · · Score: 1

    Thats a catheter bag.

    Morse catheter bag?