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  1. Re:Her boss wanted her gone on Woman Fired For Using Uppercase In Email · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "They nearly ruined my life."

    Wait, so the company paid this person a salary and allowed her to own a home in the first place, but when the company stopped helping her it's "ruining her life"? That is some screwed up entitlement mentality.

  2. Re:reboot ? on Communication Lost With Indian Moon Satellite · · Score: 1

    The idea lived on though but now we use monkeys. They tend to be a little smarter and they can turn dials in addition to pushing buttons. Most commercial satellites now launch with monkeys aboard.

    Won't the monkeys be too busy writing Shakespeare?

  3. Re:Why is this a surprise? on EA Spends 3x More On Marketing Than Development · · Score: 1

    1 woman, 9 glasses of wine, 1 romantic overlook = 1 baby

    Will the baby run Linux?

  4. Re:Oops on Librarians Express Concern Over Google Books · · Score: 1

    I usually misread it as "libertarians".

  5. Re:I don't get it.. on The Orange Goo That Could Save Your Laptop · · Score: 1

    Drag in air, water or any other normal substance is always proportional to the square of the velocity. This is because if you double the speed of an object travelling through a fluid, the particles will hit the object twice as fast, causing twice as much change in velocity, and there will be twice as many particles hitting it per second. Combine those two effects and you get the proportionality to v^2.

  6. Re:Government sponsered on James Murdoch Criticizes BBC For Providing "Free News" · · Score: 1

    Just because you have different names for things doesn't mean they're different. A rose by any other name, and all that.

  7. Re:Interesting stuff on India's First Stealth Fighter To Fly In 4 Months · · Score: 1

    There have been precious few movies that portrayed the use of cover and concealment in a combat situation. The heroes always strut around the battlefield like a bunch of banty roosters, the enemy can't hit the heroes with anything, and the heroes can't miss the most difficult shot.

    Or, alternatively, only the heroes understand the concept of taking cover while the enemies just stand there like a turret.

  8. Re:On that note... on Chinese Censor-Beating Software Resembles Malware, But Isn't · · Score: 1

    Ok, but you lose the ability to climb up onto things - you can either climb stairs or jump but any higher and you're screwed. Also, your weapons pass right through people who are friendly to you, although if you pat them on the back out of friendliness it will, for some reason, work fine. You cannot run faster than 12 kilometers per hour under any circumstances. You can store multiple pens in your pocket, but only if they are of the same make (no mixing different companies or even different versions allowed). The same applies to tissues, fruit and anything else that's small. Your car will always be able to teleport to your location when you press the button, but it can't do that while you're inside it. DRM will be perfect - you cannot possibly copy any document such as a recipe or even have multiple people look at it. Banks will store things in some magical subspace where you can go anywhere and access them from your local branch, but you most certainly cannot send people through that system. People with infinite supplies of godlike weapons will sell them to you for exorbitant prices, and there are no antitrust regulators to help you. FIreballs which can kill giant robots of steel will be useless against a simple locked door. You will save the world, but only have an item which will be replaced in 2 weeks to show for it.

    For magic and swords, it may be worth it.

  9. Re:Falun Gang on Chinese Censor-Beating Software Resembles Malware, But Isn't · · Score: 1

    Why would China care about keeping information from people who are either going to take the return flight home in a few days or are already educated enough to circumvent the censorship?

  10. Re:Threatening plurality? on James Murdoch Criticizes BBC For Providing "Free News" · · Score: 1

    Any reasonable person would see it as a joke after reading a few articles. As for News Corp, they look like a legitimate news source and they are not a humor source - they're just a source of made-up stuff and exaggerated stories about Loch Ness Monsters woven from 20 pixels in a picture,

  11. Re:its a really simple answer on Why Is It So Difficult To Allow Cross-Platform Play? · · Score: 1

    The real question is, which one does it go up to?

  12. Re:Dear Sir on Dell Says Re-Imaging HDs a Burden If Word Banned · · Score: 1

    All you're missing is the mention of a hidden 25 million dollars.

  13. Re:OEMs take on that burden at partnership on Dell Says Re-Imaging HDs a Burden If Word Banned · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dell is willingly in a partnership with a criminal. That road is not supposed to be a smooth one.

  14. Re:Government sponsered on James Murdoch Criticizes BBC For Providing "Free News" · · Score: 1

    Just because the tax is called a "license fee" does not mean that it isn't still a tax. And because the federal government collects the tax, and despite the fact that the money doesn't pass through the federal government and the fact that the BBC isn't regulated like other federally funded services, the BBC is federally funded.

  15. Re:Threatening plurality? on James Murdoch Criticizes BBC For Providing "Free News" · · Score: 1

    You may put News Corp. in a different category than The Onion, but that is your problem.

    The Onion does not claim to be providing actual news.

  16. Re:Or better yet, a cop-lover. on Man Claims to be In the CIA to Get Out Of Speeding Ticket · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a layer of obfuscation on top of the Russian system.

  17. It's a crime to modify your own hardware on ESA Sent Takedown Notices For 45 Million Infringements In Fiscal 2009 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And here I was thinking that kind of thing is reserved for cyberpunk dystopias.

  18. Re:ROFLMAO on Utah Law Punishes Texters As Much As Drunks In Driving Fatalities · · Score: 2, Funny

    I personally prefer "cops at my door brb in 25 to life"

  19. Re:Hard-Trojans on FBI Investigating Mystery Laptops Sent To US Governors · · Score: 1

    If I were one of the generals I'd put it in the giant wooden horse.

  20. Re:tl;dr on We're In the Midst of a Literacy Revolution · · Score: 1

    tl;dw

    Uh, I mean:

  21. Re:Hide your private information on a USB stick. on ACLU Sues For Records On Border Laptop Searches · · Score: 1

    Why not just stick a Linux distro on there? You'll just use whatever computer you get as if it's your own.

  22. Re:TrueCrypt - easy free, effective on ACLU Sues For Records On Border Laptop Searches · · Score: 1

    So what if some guy in 2657 with his quark computer decrypts my hard drive and finds my plans to blow up the White House next year?

  23. Re:Corporeal Punishment on Global Warming To Be Put On Trial? · · Score: 1

    As presiding judge over Slashdot Court and after hearing the above testimonies from expert witnesses, I hereby order the environment to remain at least three hundred feet away from all businesses and places of commerce. Failure to do so will result in a one hundred dollar fine to mother nature and her related entities.

    This reminds me of the idea of setting a legal minimum temperature during the winter.

  24. But the IPV4 doomsday keeps getting pushed back! on Who Will Fix the Internet? No One, Apparently · · Score: 1

    Of course, people are going to claim that IPV4 depletion is always 700 days away - this is true. But what they're missing is that IPV4 depletion is like peak oil - you won't have some random guy scrape the bottom with his shovel and suddenly that's the end and there's chaos everywhere. As there are fewer and fewer IP addresses, people will become more and more conservative about them, trying to conserve them, and eventually there will be a cost to each IP address that will keep increasing. The problem is, some of the tricks used to save addresses, like NAT, are really bad for the internet - NAT traversal difficulties make it much harder for two computers to connect. If the world could switch to using water as an energy source just by changing a protocol, you wouldn't see much opposition at all.

  25. I program small games on Dirty Coding Tricks To Make a Deadline · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always just hard-code all my levels - it's easier to just go back and recompile (which takes 15 seconds in C or 0 seconds in python) than code all the extra logic in for reading from files. As another plus, this makes it harder for other people to cheat. Speaking of cheating, once I called my player save file "makefile" to discourage people from looking at it or modifying it.

    And, I never split my code into multiple files - scroll and Ctrl+F were good enough for my grandfather, and they're good enough for me!