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  1. Re:Exercise? on Want to Eat Chocolate Every Day For a Year? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given that Chocolate is an Aphrodisiac, I hope that change would be for the better.

    uhhh*WINK* ;)

  2. Re:If there's a more underrepresented demographic. on Want to Eat Chocolate Every Day For a Year? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pre-Menopausal.

  3. Re:what does open mean? on Open Source Languages Rumble At OSCON · · Score: 1

    When you CLOSED the last parenthesis of your C code and realized that no one could follow your programming but you, even when you formatted it perfectly.

  4. You guys are Looking at it the wrong way: on Kingston Unveils $1000 USB Flash Drive · · Score: 1

    Yes, its expensive. Remember when a Gig of RAM was this much?

    Guess what, its dirt cheap now.

    Give it a year, everyone will have a Terrabyte on their iPhone 10.0's

  5. Whats this REALLY about? on Blizzard Awaits China's Approval For WoW Relaunch · · Score: 1

    Remember that article a while ago about China banning Gold Farming?

    You think whoever passed the bill is finding alternative ways to enforce the law?

  6. Neat Idea... on The Speed Gamers Raise Over $26,000 For Charity · · Score: 1

    Time to start the Super Mario Bros Marathon, since I'm sure that will appease to a larger crowd. What should I raise money for?

  7. Debt to Society? on Lawyer Jailed For Contempt Is Freed After 14 Years · · Score: 1

    Will he be re-imbursed for his time? Imagine how much you could have made in 14 years. Another 2.5 Million perhaps (given that he works in real estate)

  8. Your mission, if you choose to accept it... on 'Vanish' Makes Sensitive Data Self-Destruct · · Score: 0

    Is to assist this open source project!

    Then make this message self destruct.

  9. Re:Gamers can be demanding on Valve's Newell On Community-Funded Games · · Score: 1

    Gamers aren't demanding, every investor is. Real Estate, Stock Markets, you name it, basically they cover all your points in their own right.
    1) They want results asap
    2) They'll cut corners to achieve #1
    3) They'll go to someone who's better at #1 with better results
    4) They'll influence other stock holders to follow their decision
    5) They complain when it isn't perfect.

    Gamers are just covered in Cheetos so its very very easy not to take them seriously.

    (Seriously though, I think it'll require you to be at least 18 or 21 before you can INVEST in a game, like legally.)

  10. Re:I would disagree with the premise. on P.I.I. In the Sky · · Score: 1

    "information which can be used to distinguish or trace an individual's identity, such as their name, social security number, biometric records, etc. alone, or when combined with other personal or identifying information which is linked or linkable to a specific individual, such as date and place of birth, mother's maiden name, etc"

  11. Re:Just cancel pair programming on Collaborative Software For Pair Programming? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's true. Unless you end up pairing two students who think they can program better than their counterpart.

    Then you get 2 students handing in seperate Code, both amazing in their own right, saying that they wrote it themselves and had no help from their partners, insisting they get a better grade in the class.

    And then the consequences of the pair of students with NO programming experience, and are having trouble learning, and end up handing you a page that is well documented but not at all functional.

  12. Re:Too Late... on Microsoft Backs Down On Making IE8 Default At Upgrade · · Score: 1

    Guess what! We've stopped Shackling people in chains and calling them our slaves! ... Oh those guys still in chains? Yeah we can't take them off once they're in em.

  13. Re:I already have my render farm. on Build Your Own Render Farm · · Score: 1

    My computer rendered the o in botnet.

  14. Recycling? on Build Your Own Render Farm · · Score: 2, Funny

    OR - if you get a real job, at a real company, they'll give you their unwanted outdated computers for FREE.

    Seriously! Build a massive render farm out thousands of 286's!

  15. How exactly is this contagious? on Study Finds Delinquent Behavior Among Boys Is "Contagious" · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They imply that this environment causes this behaviour, which might be true. Just like living under a Power-line, Cell phone tower, and beside a nuclear power plant, MIGHT cause some cancerous effects.

    However, that doesn't make it CONTAGIOUS.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Contagious

  16. I got lucky! on Music Industry Wants a Cut of Pirate Bay Sale · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a good thing I pirated a copy of the Pirate Bay, otherwise my money would end up going to the music industry!

  17. Re:Rent on US Videogame Sales Have Biggest Drop In 9 Years · · Score: 1

    I insisted that we start renting games instead of buying them, but my roomate seems content on spending 60 bucks on a crap game like Transformers 2.

    But then he goes out and grabs Red Faction at the same time, so its like... almost even?

  18. Re:What the motherfuck! on NASA Releases Restored Apollo 11 Video, But Originals Lost · · Score: 1

    LoL. The Telescopes we've built don't have the resolution to see the rovers and/or the flag.

    We can show you pics of what we believe to be the lunar landing module, only because its a longer shadow then most of the craters you would expect.

  19. Re:Solution? on Why Game Developers Should Shut Up About Used Games · · Score: 1

    On the day Left 4 Dead got released, here in the UK it was cheaper to buy the DVD version from Amazon that download it from Steam.

    Then someone somewhere lost money, and it wasn't Valve or Steam.

  20. Re:"sleight of hand" on Why Game Developers Should Shut Up About Used Games · · Score: 1

    Ummm. Not quite.

    You do not OWN full rights to it, to do whatever you want with it. While morally you do know harm, legally there are laws.

    I cannot copy a CD and sell it to my friends. I mean, physically, yes its possible but that is against the law.

    The idea behind selling used games is just a slightly more legal version of this. The game has been sold, right? Someone returns it, getting a portion of what they paid for it. Often, a crappy portion, like 10 bucks for a 60 dollar game. Someone comes along and buys that used game for 30 bucks. Not only did the Company make 50 dollars for you renting the game, but they also made another 30 on top for the sale. Overall, an extra 20 dollars in THEIR pocket for essentially giving the same merchandise to 2 people. Is there more than 1 physical copy? No. How many people experienced the game? 2. How much profit does the company get, 1. And Game retailers take the rest.

    Considering they ALREADY markup the price - and don't pay royalties - it should be considered theft.

  21. In other related news on Internet Astroturfer Fined $300,000 · · Score: 1

    Lifestyle Lift Revenue went up by 300K last month...

  22. Re:When was the last LAN party you went to? on The Evolution of Multiplayer Games and Online Play · · Score: 1

    When was the last LAN party I went to? I host one at least every month. StarCraft, Civilizations, Gary's Mod, and more - - Old and New Games.

    All of my friends now own a laptop, and they realized one day that I own all the great games (including the X-wing & Tie Fighter Series, oh yeah!), and so one day instead of just playing Halo on the 360 like usual, they thought "Hey we should bring over our laptops and install UT2K4 and play it some time"

    Its not even really a big deal, and they probably don't even see 5 or 6 people on my wireless as a lan party persay. But theres something about getting together within poking distance that makes these games so much more enjoyable. When You're sitting next to someone, and you hear the tiny voice go "Battle Cruiser Operational" and you see his smirk, its not the same as a ;) over the in-game chat.

    If Blizzard and EA start adopting this policy of no LAN, only online - I won't follow. The CD-Key system works PERFECTLY fine. If you're silly enough to lose your CD key for one reason or another you deserve to, and if you happen to get a working CD because its been inactive for ages, what's the real bother? We all purchased our SC & BW CD's when the game came out, and it'll be like that for the fans who want to play their games, which is enough to make money.

    As someone else asked "Are you willing to give up video gaming altogether once all the major publishers of PC games have switched to this business model?"

    Yes. I will stop buying new games if this is the kind of crap they start doing. The days will be long gone when social gaming was an Intimate experience. And thats the reason I still have LAN parties, while I can.

  23. Oops... on IronKey Unveils Self-Destructing USB Flash Drive · · Score: 1

    I misstyped my password and my USB key melted. Now I lost the company thousands of dollars worth of spreadsheets, Ruined a perfectly good USB port on my computer, and now it smells kinda funny...

  24. Re:Memo to Microsoft: Leave it alone on Hands-On Preview of Microsoft Office 2010 · · Score: 1

    The average user has used a computer before though, the only people who benefit unfamiliar settings like this are children who've never used a computer before - and they sure don't have money to buy a new computer. Every teenager now has at least experienced XP - or at minimum Vista. So why change it up on everyone again?

  25. You can Do that? on Wells Fargo Bank Sues Itself · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll See Me In court!!!