GNAA announces victory over the state of Georgia GNAA announces victory over the state of Georgia
Atlanta, GA (GNAAP) -GuyNiguere
GNAA members were able to breathe a sigh of relief as fellow nigger Brian
Nichols came home after a lengthy ordeal. He was charged with rape which is a
common southern tactic to eradicate our kind. While on trial in an Atlanta
courtroom and bravely liberated himself to make a run for the GNAA worldwide
headquarters on the Niger River, during the struggle he overcame the repression
of a police officer, a half-Jewish judge, and a full jew reporter. He then
stole a green Honda Accord and was last reported waving his thick-veiny nigger
cock in the direction of the courthouse and screaming "lol Jews"
repeatedly.
I contacted the GNAA legal department and was immediately told by legal
council chairman g0sp-hell "(Mr. Nichols) did the right thing, it is against
our laws to stand trial for any crimes committed by members in any other venue
but ours, in addition Mr. Nichols has admitted to having sex with a female
creature which will be punished by forcing him to sit through a slide-show of
Latvian internet art. His actions, however, are not tantamount to rape as he
did yell "surprise" before penetration."
I have been told by anonymous sources within the GNAA that Mr. Nichols is
recovering from his sentence and has been put to work manually crapflooding
suicide notes on livejournal.com.
Despite being a sprawling metropolis and spawning one of the largest media conglomerates the world has seen Atlanta, GA is still just an airport hub and still discourages niggery in all its forms.
About livejournal.com:
livejournal allows homosexuals and emo kids the freedom to post douchebag ramblings for other douchebags to enjoy. It is actually one of the original blog sites that have given birth to the disgusting journalism trend towards second-hand rants being considered valid news sources.
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common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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HOUSTON, Texas (GNAA) - Breaking new ground for both the adult
entertainment and online service industries, GNAA Houston (NYSE: GNAH) unveiled
its gay-friendly adult service, "Gay Porn Avalanche," an unlimited high-speed
internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone
else to the service without their consent.
"The telecommunication industry innovated 'slamming,'" said GNAH CTO KiSSy,
"and the porn industry invented unlimited streaming gay video, but only the
GNAA can bring gay porn to those in-the-closet loved ones over the holidays."
Gay rights advocates immediately praised the venture as "soft outing," or a
polite and acceptable way of encouraging others to face their inner
homosexuality.
Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment
method, but with "Gay Porn Avalanche" (GPA), someone other than the subscriber
can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki
font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in
denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can
view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly
price!"
GPA debuts at $19.45 per month with a one-time sign-up fee of $6.66. It will
be available in most of the continental USA and all of Canada, which KiSSy
states "is our biggest, most widespread and wide open market."
Subscribers will be given a high-speed internet hookup which plugs right
into the back of their computer, and can download from any number of local
"channels" at speeds faster than distant, often hard-to-reach-(around) Internet
sites. "No more waiting for gay pornography," the brochure says. "With GPA,
it's home before you are."
Martin Lithp, spokesman for gay rights group Alliance of Sodomy Supporters, proclaimed a
"new era" in tolerance for gays. "Once members of our proud brethren could hide
behind a smoke screen of heterosexuality," he said, "but now, there is no way
to escape your orientation if a friend or relative is willing to 'out' you with
a trial subscription to GPA."
President Bush is expected to comment on the new service as he signs the
sweeping gay rights bill, No Gay Behind Left Behind, as part of the Republican
party's push for diversity and equality in its perceived draconian platform.
"All Americans must join in the war against terrorism," said Bush. "They hate
us because of our freedom - including our freedom to have radical gay oral,
anal and bukkake pornography at rock-bottom prices."
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organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
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GNAA more effective than Viagra, Cialis, study finds GNAA more effective than Viagra, Cialis, study finds
WASHINGTON, DC (GNAA) - A thoroughly scientific study undertaken by
researchers at the Beth Israel Hospital has concluded that membership in
Internet troll group GNAA is more effective than Viagra or Cialis, competing
brands of erectile dysfunction drugs, in achieving a lasting rigid penis and
thoroughly enjoyable penetration.
Subjects were given access to a cable modem, a Windows-compatible PC and the
movie "Gayniggers From Outer Space," a 1992 low-budget romp in which homosexual
African-American extraterrestrials invade earth and eliminate women in order to
expose men to the wonders of anal intercourse. Turgidity occurred
"immediately," according to head research scientist Bernard Silverstein.
"We were at first highly skeptical of this research material," said
Silverstein, "but then we realized that, because it features not only
African-Americans but homosexuals in a positive light, we were up for a $2bn
grant from the Tolerance department at Homeland Security." He said he was
"disappointed" in the results but could not deny the absolute scientific
objectivity of the study.
"We used the correct methodology, and double-confirmed our results. That's
as close as you get to the Word of God in science," he said. "While this
tasteless movie endorses frivolous sodomy and misogyny, it caused in our test
subjects enduring hard-ons that didn't wilt for 3.9 hours on average."
The control group of men picked randomly from the general population
experienced less success with both Viagra and Cialis. "We gave them a selection
of stimulating pornography from Jewish-American actresses like Jenna Jameson
and Pamela Anderson," said research associate Miriam Rothberg, "but mostly,
they complained that the women whined too much."
"There's something about violent, masculine, assertive, and sticky gay sex
that appeals to the modern gentile," Silverstein opined. "The corporate wonder
drugs, Viagra and Cialis, could not match these erections, even when we ordered
them from the paradise of open-mindedness and tolerance that is modern
Canada."
Added Rothberg, "These cocks are so rigid we could submit them as alternate
WTC designs." She added that she was "somewhat concerned and perplexed" by the
lack of attention given to her as a female associate during this study.
A visit to the lab revealed the chaos of this experiment. "Back, female
creature!" said test subject Eugene Maryland. "Only ass is true!" Rothberg
calmed him with an injection of testosterone. "As you can see, turgidity occurs
almost immediately, and we spend the rest of the experiment trying to prevent
them raping Dr. Silverstein," she said. At that point, another test subject
enjoined her to cease her feminine whining.
Silverstein said it was "regrettable" that this research appeared to endorse
an organization which denigrates not only homosexuals and African-Americans,
but the Internet as well. "At home, I've got AOL, because the Internet is our
future," he said. "I'm thinking of ordering their Family Size Anal Porn pack to
see if I can get these impressive results."
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot
Gary Niger (GNAP [Gay Nigger Associated Press]), West Palm Beach, FL.
- With just 50 days remaining until a landmark US presidential election that is
still too close to call, Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced Thursday (9/23)
that GNAA operative Lysol will be appearing on the election ballot.
"I know that Lysol officially dropped out of the race 6 months ago, but like
Ralph Nader, and all liberal candidates, I think he deserves a fair shot.",
said Bush.
Amid questions to the governor and brother of incumbent President asking if
this is just a ploy to take away votes from John Kerry, the Democratic nominee,
Bush said "Um..LOL JEWS", and immediately left the conference.
GNAA psuedo-member DiKKy was seen saying "LOL HY LOL HY LOL" shortly after.
It is assumed that these rumors are not true however, as most analysts feel
George W. Bush will carry Florida, as it has already been announced that
Florida's black votes will not be counted.
About Lysol
Lysol is a gangster. Before dropping out of the race, Lysol took a firm
stance on the rights of gay niggers everywhere, as well as being pro-abortion.
Considered to be a member of the radical-left, many felt his attitude towards
politics was a refreshing change from "Old fucks that worship Jesus".
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
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America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
My name is Susan. I'm not using my last name because I have read some of the e-mails that you people have sent regarding my son's story about raping me - frankly you people make me sick. You disgust and scare the shit out of me. What my son did was wrong. It was evil. He betrayed me, he RAPED me! He laughed in my face, spit on my love, and then wrote to every fucking adult story site, bragging about how all he wanted for Christmas was my sweet ass. But you people loved it. You loved it when he stormed into my bedroom and stripped me. You just loved it when he agreed not to get me pregnant, only if I would help him fuck my ass.
Oh you thought it was so great when I spread my ass for him, when he licked and sucked and drooled in my butt, when he made me cum like a slutty little whore. You begged him for pictures of me. Just because I posed for Penthouse years ago does not mean I want you seeing me now. I'm a completely different person. Some of you felt I deserved it because I allowed my son to kiss me and fondle me a little earlier. I was drunk, I missed my dead husband. John looks just like his father at 16; the age that I met and fell in love with him. He took me out to the Paladin Club for a special dinner, just like my husband used to. For a little while the alcohol, my loneliness and the fond memories of that place combined and it felt like my loving husband was with me again. For a little while I responded to my son as if he were my husband. From his filthy story that he published via Webtv, I learned that was his plan all along.
While it is true that was a mistake, it does not change one simple fact. I said NO! I begged him to stop. Even if a woman makes out with you a little, even if she feels a guy's butt through his pants, that does not mean she has to have sex with him. I have the right not to be fucked up the ass by my son. No means NO. One year ago my son took something precious away from me. He took my ability to trust myself, my judgement.
I mean if I am too stupid to realize that my only son is lusting after me for weeks, that he is committed to raping his mother - who can I trust? This last year has been a shit-storm. I have tried to forget and forgive my son. But when I saw that he used that fucking WEBTV to tell the whole world what he did, that there was no shame, no remorse - I feel the anger begin to bubble up in me. When I think how many of you took pleasure in my rape, how many of you beat your tiny little pricks in glee at my humiliation, at the worst thing that has ever happened to me - I want revenge. Yes John took something precious from me; but this Christmas I'm taking it back.
I'm getting a little ahead of myself. I did not come to the decision to rape and humiliate my son easily. I want you to understand that. The period immediately after my rape was very difficult. I could not bring myself to call the police on my only son, to humiliate myself further by letting the whole world know what a fool I was, what a sick prick I had for a son. I was so scared. Imagine sleeping every night with a rapist in your house. You try taking a shower knowing your rapist is just a few yards away. You're naked, wet and defenceless and you hear a floor board creek, or was it the bathroom door opening? For two months I barricaded my door every night, and slept in fear of a second rape. It never came.
At Valentine's day I found my 16 yr old son crying in the kitchen. I was still his mother. No matter how angry I was at him.
"John, what's wrong, why are you crying."
"Oh mom(sniffle), I just realized that you are never going to forgive me for what I did. You don't love me any more. With Dad and Grandma dead, I have nobody. Mom I didn't really rape you. I just needed you so bad, I kind of pressured you until you surrendered that incredible ass to me. I know it was wrong, that it was a mistake. But mom, wasn't it wrong for you to make out with me and squeeze my ass while we were dancing? Look - all I'm saying is we would both handle things differently if we cou
GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community Reuters August 2, 2004
During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America)
launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.
"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and
pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously
impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.
This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been
plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot
creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after
a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing
site.
"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to
teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more,"
said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier
incog.
Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has
reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping,
tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating
effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions
FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first
customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x
and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has
recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success
of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine
trolling powerhouse.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc cha
GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community Reuters August 2, 2004
During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America)
launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.
"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and
pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously
impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.
This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been
plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot
creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after
a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing
site.
"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to
teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more,"
said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier
incog.
Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has
reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping,
tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating
effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions
FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first
customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x
and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has
recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success
of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine
trolling powerhouse.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc chan
On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA
(Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its
report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure
of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the
attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released
the shocking conclusion of the report.
"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral
Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.
This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol
sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.
GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he
was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so
badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel." This obvious
conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the
open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.
Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent
ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan. Greenspan has been
quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate
master. Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a
grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised
penis.
President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold
jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.
Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a
pivotal role in the success of the attack. The usually miserly organization
gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort. They then continued with their
unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe
that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack. GNAA has promised a strong
retaliation against #Politics.
John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post
HP does it kinda interesting. On their newest calculator, the HP 49, the manual really really sucks. Many things are totally wrong - it's obvious it was rushed. But now they have the "Advanced Users' Guide" on their website AND will mail it for free (once it's finished).
Is there any way to? Please email me at roadgeek@hotmail.com
Re:NOT smart, if you ask me.
on
Laptop Exams?
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Hmmm - at the presentation I went to aboot Caltech they said they let ppl work on tests anywhere like in the dorm or at lunch and they have an honor code which ppl follow. Seems the honor code would help here (if it's followed:))
Yup - definitely a dmoz mirror BUT it also includes the google features like how linked to the stuff is. Now all they have to do is remove dmoz cats from the database (seriously - see the last link on http://www.google.com/search?q=trans 4mation&cat=).
Now how often do they update?:) (sorry, dmoz inside joke)
Slashdot Mirror
GNAA announces victory over the state of Georgia
Atlanta, GA (GNAAP)
-GuyNiguere
GNAA members were able to breathe a sigh of relief as fellow nigger Brian Nichols came home after a lengthy ordeal. He was charged with rape which is a common southern tactic to eradicate our kind. While on trial in an Atlanta courtroom and bravely liberated himself to make a run for the GNAA worldwide headquarters on the Niger River, during the struggle he overcame the repression of a police officer, a half-Jewish judge, and a full jew reporter. He then stole a green Honda Accord and was last reported waving his thick-veiny nigger cock in the direction of the courthouse and screaming "lol Jews" repeatedly.
I contacted the GNAA legal department and was immediately told by legal council chairman g0sp-hell "(Mr. Nichols) did the right thing, it is against our laws to stand trial for any crimes committed by members in any other venue but ours, in addition Mr. Nichols has admitted to having sex with a female creature which will be punished by forcing him to sit through a slide-show of Latvian internet art. His actions, however, are not tantamount to rape as he did yell "surprise" before penetration."
I have been told by anonymous sources within the GNAA that Mr. Nichols is recovering from his sentence and has been put to work manually crapflooding suicide notes on livejournal.com.
White media story can be found here: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050311/D88OT3J00 .html.
About Atlanta:
Despite being a sprawling metropolis and spawning one of the largest media conglomerates the world has seen Atlanta, GA is still just an airport hub and still discourages niggery in all its forms.
About livejournal.com:
livejournal allows homosexuals and emo kids the freedom to post douchebag ramblings for other douchebags to enjoy. It is actually one of the original blog sites that have given birth to the disgusting journalism trend towards second-hand rants being considered valid news sources.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
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GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today
On the caca like Bakke. Yo mama is on the caca. Yo papa is on the caca.
GNAA Announces Gay Porn Avalanche
HOUSTON, Texas (GNAA) - Breaking new ground for both the adult entertainment and online service industries, GNAA Houston (NYSE: GNAH) unveiled its gay-friendly adult service, "Gay Porn Avalanche," an unlimited high-speed internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone else to the service without their consent.
"The telecommunication industry innovated 'slamming,'" said GNAH CTO KiSSy, "and the porn industry invented unlimited streaming gay video, but only the GNAA can bring gay porn to those in-the-closet loved ones over the holidays." Gay rights advocates immediately praised the venture as "soft outing," or a polite and acceptable way of encouraging others to face their inner homosexuality.
Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment method, but with "Gay Porn Avalanche" (GPA), someone other than the subscriber can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly price!"
GPA debuts at $19.45 per month with a one-time sign-up fee of $6.66. It will be available in most of the continental USA and all of Canada, which KiSSy states "is our biggest, most widespread and wide open market."
Subscribers will be given a high-speed internet hookup which plugs right into the back of their computer, and can download from any number of local "channels" at speeds faster than distant, often hard-to-reach-(around) Internet sites. "No more waiting for gay pornography," the brochure says. "With GPA, it's home before you are."
Martin Lithp, spokesman for gay rights group Alliance of Sodomy Supporters, proclaimed a "new era" in tolerance for gays. "Once members of our proud brethren could hide behind a smoke screen of heterosexuality," he said, "but now, there is no way to escape your orientation if a friend or relative is willing to 'out' you with a trial subscription to GPA."
President Bush is expected to comment on the new service as he signs the sweeping gay rights bill, No Gay Behind Left Behind, as part of the Republican party's push for diversity and equality in its perceived draconian platform. "All Americans must join in the war against terrorism," said Bush. "They hate us because of our freedom - including our freedom to have radical gay oral, anal and bukkake pornography at rock-bottom prices."
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GNAA more effective than Viagra, Cialis, study finds
WASHINGTON, DC (GNAA) - A thoroughly scientific study undertaken by researchers at the Beth Israel Hospital has concluded that membership in Internet troll group GNAA is more effective than Viagra or Cialis, competing brands of erectile dysfunction drugs, in achieving a lasting rigid penis and thoroughly enjoyable penetration.
Subjects were given access to a cable modem, a Windows-compatible PC and the movie "Gayniggers From Outer Space," a 1992 low-budget romp in which homosexual African-American extraterrestrials invade earth and eliminate women in order to expose men to the wonders of anal intercourse. Turgidity occurred "immediately," according to head research scientist Bernard Silverstein.
"We were at first highly skeptical of this research material," said Silverstein, "but then we realized that, because it features not only African-Americans but homosexuals in a positive light, we were up for a $2bn grant from the Tolerance department at Homeland Security." He said he was "disappointed" in the results but could not deny the absolute scientific objectivity of the study.
"We used the correct methodology, and double-confirmed our results. That's as close as you get to the Word of God in science," he said. "While this tasteless movie endorses frivolous sodomy and misogyny, it caused in our test subjects enduring hard-ons that didn't wilt for 3.9 hours on average."
The control group of men picked randomly from the general population experienced less success with both Viagra and Cialis. "We gave them a selection of stimulating pornography from Jewish-American actresses like Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson," said research associate Miriam Rothberg, "but mostly, they complained that the women whined too much."
"There's something about violent, masculine, assertive, and sticky gay sex that appeals to the modern gentile," Silverstein opined. "The corporate wonder drugs, Viagra and Cialis, could not match these erections, even when we ordered them from the paradise of open-mindedness and tolerance that is modern Canada."
Added Rothberg, "These cocks are so rigid we could submit them as alternate WTC designs." She added that she was "somewhat concerned and perplexed" by the lack of attention given to her as a female associate during this study.
A visit to the lab revealed the chaos of this experiment. "Back, female creature!" said test subject Eugene Maryland. "Only ass is true!" Rothberg calmed him with an injection of testosterone. "As you can see, turgidity occurs almost immediately, and we spend the rest of the experiment trying to prevent them raping Dr. Silverstein," she said. At that point, another test subject enjoined her to cease her feminine whining.
Silverstein said it was "regrettable" that this research appeared to endorse an organization which denigrates not only homosexuals and African-Americans, but the Internet as well. "At home, I've got AOL, because the Internet is our future," he said. "I'm thinking of ordering their Family Size Anal Porn pack to see if I can get these impressive results."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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Aren't you aware that BSD is long dead?
FIRST POST!
MORE LIKE SPERM IN YOUR MOM
fails it, by extension of Rucas
Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot
Gary Niger (GNAP [Gay Nigger Associated Press]), West Palm Beach, FL. - With just 50 days remaining until a landmark US presidential election that is still too close to call, Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced Thursday (9/23) that GNAA operative Lysol will be appearing on the election ballot.
"I know that Lysol officially dropped out of the race 6 months ago, but like Ralph Nader, and all liberal candidates, I think he deserves a fair shot.", said Bush.
Amid questions to the governor and brother of incumbent President asking if this is just a ploy to take away votes from John Kerry, the Democratic nominee, Bush said "Um..LOL JEWS", and immediately left the conference.
GNAA psuedo-member DiKKy was seen saying "LOL HY LOL HY LOL" shortly after.
It is assumed that these rumors are not true however, as most analysts feel George W. Bush will carry Florida, as it has already been announced that Florida's black votes will not be counted.
About Lysol
Lysol is a gangster. Before dropping out of the race, Lysol took a firm stance on the rights of gay niggers everywhere, as well as being pro-abortion. Considered to be a member of the radical-left, many felt his attitude towards politics was a refreshing change from "Old fucks that worship Jesus".
About GNAA:
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Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
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Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
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Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
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My name is Susan. I'm not using my last name because I have read some of the e-mails that you people have sent regarding my son's story about raping me - frankly you people make me sick. You disgust and scare the shit out of me. What my son did was wrong. It was evil. He betrayed me, he RAPED me! He laughed in my face, spit on my love, and then wrote to every fucking adult story site, bragging about how all he wanted for Christmas was my sweet ass. But you people loved it. You loved it when he stormed into my bedroom and stripped me. You just loved it when he agreed not to get me pregnant, only if I would help him fuck my ass.
Oh you thought it was so great when I spread my ass for him, when he licked and sucked and drooled in my butt, when he made me cum like a slutty little whore. You begged him for pictures of me. Just because I posed for Penthouse years ago does not mean I want you seeing me now. I'm a completely different person. Some of you felt I deserved it because I allowed my son to kiss me and fondle me a little earlier. I was drunk, I missed my dead husband. John looks just like his father at 16; the age that I met and fell in love with him. He took me out to the Paladin Club for a special dinner, just like my husband used to. For a little while the alcohol, my loneliness and the fond memories of that place combined and it felt like my loving husband was with me again. For a little while I responded to my son as if he were my husband. From his filthy story that he published via Webtv, I learned that was his plan all along.
While it is true that was a mistake, it does not change one simple fact. I said NO! I begged him to stop. Even if a woman makes out with you a little, even if she feels a guy's butt through his pants, that does not mean she has to have sex with him. I have the right not to be fucked up the ass by my son. No means NO. One year ago my son took something precious away from me. He took my ability to trust myself, my judgement.
I mean if I am too stupid to realize that my only son is lusting after me for weeks, that he is committed to raping his mother - who can I trust? This last year has been a shit-storm. I have tried to forget and forgive my son. But when I saw that he used that fucking WEBTV to tell the whole world what he did, that there was no shame, no remorse - I feel the anger begin to bubble up in me. When I think how many of you took pleasure in my rape, how many of you beat your tiny little pricks in glee at my humiliation, at the worst thing that has ever happened to me - I want revenge. Yes John took something precious from me; but this Christmas I'm taking it back.
I'm getting a little ahead of myself. I did not come to the decision to rape and humiliate my son easily. I want you to understand that. The period immediately after my rape was very difficult. I could not bring myself to call the police on my only son, to humiliate myself further by letting the whole world know what a fool I was, what a sick prick I had for a son. I was so scared. Imagine sleeping every night with a rapist in your house. You try taking a shower knowing your rapist is just a few yards away. You're naked, wet and defenceless and you hear a floor board creek, or was it the bathroom door opening? For two months I barricaded my door every night, and slept in fear of a second rape. It never came.
At Valentine's day I found my 16 yr old son crying in the kitchen. I was still his mother. No matter how angry I was at him.
"John, what's wrong, why are you crying."
"Oh mom(sniffle), I just realized that you are never going to forgive me for what I did. You don't love me any more. With Dad and Grandma dead, I have nobody. Mom I didn't really rape you. I just needed you so bad, I kind of pressured you until you surrendered that incredible ass to me. I know it was wrong, that it was a mistake. But mom, wasn't it wrong for you to make out with me and squeeze my ass while we were dancing? Look - all I'm saying is we would both handle things differently if we cou
GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community
Reuters August 2, 2004
During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.
"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.
This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing site.
"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more," said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier incog.
Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping, tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine trolling powerhouse.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc cha
GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community
Reuters August 2, 2004
During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.
"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.
This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing site.
"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more," said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier incog.
Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping, tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine trolling powerhouse.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc chan
GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION
On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released the shocking conclusion of the report.
"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.
This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.
GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel." This obvious conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.
Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan. Greenspan has been quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate master. Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised penis.
President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.
Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a pivotal role in the success of the attack. The usually miserly organization gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort. They then continued with their unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack. GNAA has promised a strong retaliation against #Politics.
John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post
I can love an HTML file - when I was done pumping oot some of my exit lists I was fucking proud of my work!
HP does it kinda interesting. On their newest calculator, the HP 49, the manual really really sucks. Many things are totally wrong - it's obvious it was rushed. But now they have the "Advanced Users' Guide" on their website AND will mail it for free (once it's finished).
Hehe - I stopped using javashit cuz it didn't work the same in all :P
Why do they have to be pdf anyway? Most of the time plain text will work.
The supreme court just ruled a few weeks ago that warrants based on anonymous tips are no longer legal.
IANAL, but I'm not anal.
Blame Canada! <^>
Yup - that's the main problem with trigger locks etc - you can only use your gun.
Hmmm - if this is really the guy moderate it up.
Is there any way to? Please email me at roadgeek@hotmail.com
Hmmm - at the presentation I went to aboot Caltech they said they let ppl work on tests anywhere like in the dorm or at lunch and they have an honor code which ppl follow. Seems the honor code would help here (if it's followed :))
Yup - definitely a dmoz mirror BUT it also includes the google features like how linked to the stuff is. Now all they have to do is remove dmoz cats from the database (seriously - see the last link on http://www.google.com/search?q=trans 4mation&cat=).
:)
Now how often do they update?
(sorry, dmoz inside joke)
Z80 is NOT dead. TI graphing calculators use it. Except the 89 and 92, which use the A68K.
Try spaceproxy.com or publicproxy.com.