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Spamfighting Since the Death of MakeLoveNotSpam?

vacuum_tuber asks: "The now-defunct Lycos anti-spamsite screen saver, MakeLoveNotSpam, was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd. There was speculation after its demise that Open Source spam-punishing tools would emerge. Other tools such as SpamVampire, LadVampire (punishes fake bank sites), Spam Research Tool and others were mentioned with increasing frequency, but there has been no coherent followup to gauge what people are doing since the death of the Lycos screen saver. What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?"

352 comments

  1. Simple solution... by ActionJesus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just chop their heads off. See how well they spam if they cant see their monitor.

    1. Re:Simple solution... by 3chuck3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I Agree, I would like a wealthy eccentric to set up us unemployed Sys Admin with Licenses to Kill and Living expenses ALA Martin Blanke In Gross Point Blanke.

      We could hunt down and execute the SOB's that pollute inbox with Cheap Meds and Penis Enlargement adds.

    2. Re:Simple solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name one (criminal) problem that beheading the criminal would not solve.

      Criminal gone from society so they can never hurt anyone again? Check.

      Criminal gone from society in a way that doesn't waste taxpayer money? Check.

      Criminals scared as hell of getting their head cut off so they decide to turn away from a life of crime? Check.

      The only bad thing is it is not reversible if the person is later found innocent. Solution: Behead the person(s) responsible for the failure: the cops, judge, lawyers, whoever. They won't make that mistake again.

    3. Re:Simple solution... by singpolyma · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, why don't we behead those who complained of the crime as well? Then they won't sound any more false alarms.

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      - Singpolyma
    4. Re:Simple solution... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Would that license be per seat or per person?

    5. Re:Simple solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Criminal gone from society so they can never hurt anyone again?

      Sure, but you don't need death for that.

      Criminal gone from society in a way that doesn't waste taxpayer money?

      Checked the overall costs to execute someone nowadays? It takes years, and millions of dollars more than it would to house them in prison for their lives. You could always lower the cost and shoot them in the head right after conviction, but that might not go so well with the whole "appeals process" deal.

      Criminals scared as hell of getting their heads cut off?

      Yes, because the United States has shown with its amazingly low crime rate that the death penalty has reduced violent crime. Just look at Texas! Why, they execute a couple hundred people a year, and there's absolutely NO VIOLENT CRIME AT ALL there!

  2. The best way by nilbog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best way to fight spam is to go home and turn off your mom's zombie computer...

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    1. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh, slashdotters are home, in the basement. That should be go *upstairs* and turn off their mom's zombie computer.

    2. Re:The best way by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, harden it so she can't be compromised again when she turns it back on.

    3. Re:The best way by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1, Troll

      No. Teach mom how to harden her computer, and how to maintain it. If she can't do that, she has no business using the Internet.

      People that don't maintain their computers are like people that drive uninspected, unmaintained cars on public roads -- they're a danger to everyone around them.

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      evil adrian
    4. Re:The best way by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah.

      But if she doesn't know how to harden a system then someone else will have to do it for her at least the first time.

      Do you fix everything in your car (no matter how non-trivial) that breaks? No, you take it to a mechanic.

      Educating people about securing their systems is one thing, but expecting everyone to become a security expert is quite another.

    5. Re:The best way by Donoho · · Score: 1

      No. Teach mom how to harden her computer, and how to maintain it. If she can't do that, she has no business using the Internet.

      Nice thought, but you obviously haven't been in this situation. I once made the mistake of building my parents a system and realized the HELL that is tech support x100.

      Will you also teach her to ignore the fear of new and different things? Will you teach her that it's okay to make mistakes and "break" things as long as she learns?

      Been there, tried that, still haven't fully recovered.

    6. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mom has some experience with hardending, or she wouldn't be mom.

    7. Re:The best way by Taladar · · Score: 1

      But with cars people know how to recognize problems and when to take their car to the mechanic.

    8. Re:The best way by ravenspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But that's where the education part comes in. I agree that more of that is needed. With cars, problems are easy to recognize because you can hear or see that something is wrong. With spam, it happens in the background so most people aren't aware. Unless M$ builds something into the operating system that makes it easy to spot security problems, it's going to be hard to educate everyone.

      Heck, even that probably wouldn't work. I can see it now, a window pops up saying:

      ALERT!

      "You currently have port 25 open and your outgoing data rate is 1.2 mbps on that port. Are you sure this is what you want?

      ::user clicks ok, returns to browsing pr0n::

    9. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Teach mom how to harden her computer, and how to maintain it. If she can't do that, she has no business using the Internet. People that don't maintain their computers are like people that drive uninspected, unmaintained cars on public roads -- they're a danger to everyone around them. Must... resist... joke...

    10. Re:The best way by penix1 · · Score: 1

      "ALERT!

      "You currently have port 25 open and your outgoing data rate is 1.2 mbps on that port. Are you sure this is what you want? ::user clicks ok, returns to browsing pr0n::"

      Or more likely just hits as the default would be "ok"....

      B.

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    11. Re:The best way by utlemming · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Educating people about securing their systems is one thing, but expecting everyone to become a security expert is quite another.

      Agreed. One of the things that the /. community needs to understand is that some people are incapable, unwilling or just don't have the time to worry about their computer. In general, the /. community is quite intolerant of people who are unaware of what is going on in their computers. I had a tech support friend who used to tell customers that the problem is a "ID-10-T" error. Even though we may know how to fix a computer, upgrade Windows to Linux or whatever FOSS OS that you choose, doesn't mean that we should be intolerant of people that don't know about computers. I am sure that there are many mechanics who feel the same. Case in point -- I would never, ever pay for someone to fix my computer. But I do know how to fix my brakes, change my oil and do just about any mantience on my car; it may take me a while to accomplish a task, but it isn't worth it to me. Some people that use computers are the exact same way. They don't want to fix a computer themselves or learn how to do it because it just isn't worth it to them. I made a $100 because a person didn't want to learn how to fix their computer. Fine by me. But when it comes to changing my oil, I'll happily fork out $35 because I don't want to bother with. The best that we can expect is to train people about basic maintence. The real burden for securing computer is for those of us that have the skills to do it. We're starting to see the nessesity for responsable programming and security in computer systems. Simply put, we need to stop complaining about the unaware computer users and implement systems, designs and policies to make it easier on the user to have a secure system, while protecting the computer and the internet at large. Let's drop the "I am a geek, and therefore superior attitude."

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    12. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why go upstairs? Just pop the breaker.

    13. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not worry about 1.2 milli bits per seconds. However if it was 1.2 Mega bits per seconds I would be happy with the increased bandwith of my dial up!

    14. Re:The best way by rmarll · · Score: 1


      Or answer it. Last I read, some finance companies were paying 20-40 bucks per lead. I'm sure, given some of the extreme tales we've read about recently that it's some times a lot more than that.

      Imagine if instead of .001% of spam (a number pulled right out of my ass) netting a valid customer, that these spamer abusing softwares answered it.

      Even if you can't engineer a bad lead from top to bottom, you can make such a mess they can't find the good ones.

    15. Re:The best way by Drakonite · · Score: 1
      Do you fix everything in your car (no matter how non-trivial) that breaks? No, you take it to a mechanic.

      Actually I do fix everything in my car, at least everything I can. The only parts I don't fix myself are the parts the manufacturer now makes so that it is impossible to fix without thousands of dollars worth of their specialized computer equipment that they would refuse to sell to me anyways.

      Car manufacturers don't want you to be able to fix things yourself, they want you to have to take the car to a mechanic. But despite this, I, along with virtually everyone else in my family, still fixes all car problems that the car manufacturers haven't found a way to prevent me from fixing yet.

      Educating people about securing their systems is one thing, but expecting everyone to become a security expert is quite another.

      You don't have to be a security expert to prevent the most common problems. Any one on the internet should have at least a simple understanding about security; it's the people that don't have a clue that most of the problems come from.

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    16. Re:The best way by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      No!! If you shut off the breaker, your multiply redundant UPS's will only run for a couple of days!

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    17. Re:The best way by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      That's wrong, AC. If we wanted to think of our parents as real people, don't you think we would've already??

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      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    18. Re:The best way by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      > The best way to fight spam is to go home and turn
      > off your mom's zombie computer...

      In effect, that's what I'm doing with SpamCannibal.

      SpamCannibal is basically a proactive tarpit, the ethics of which I'm sure we will debate, but I can't help thinking that if this approach was at least an option for sysadmins being snowed under with crap (I've tried to get the IPCop maintainers, and others interested) then the world would be a better place for it.

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      "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    19. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same here man... my dad always told me "Look son... mecanics are not rocket scientists.. infact most highschool dropout school janitors are smarter than them... the only reason most people cant or wont fix cars is beacuse they make it out to be much more complex than it is here let me show you *whacks the break caliper and a breakpad comes flying out*"

    20. Re:The best way by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      One of the things that the /. community needs to understand is that some people are incapable, unwilling or just don't have the time to worry about their computer.

      If you are incapable, unwilling, or don't have time to do the proper preventative maintenance, your computer shouldn't be on the Internet. Sure, they don't have to do it themselves, but they better take it to someone at least every year to have it looked at.

      If you don't have time to get your car inspected and maintained, eventually the car will break down. Sometimes it will only affect you -- sometimes a tire will give out, or the brakes will fail, or something similar, sending the car out of control and possibly damaging other people's cars (or bodies.)

      I don't understand why we don't issue computer-use licenses the same way we issue licenses to operate motor vehicles. Spam, viruses, DDoS's all cost our economy money, there's no excuse to let anyone and everyone hop on the net with no clue on how to properly maintain a PC.

      Simply put, we need to stop complaining about the unaware computer users and implement systems, designs and policies to make it easier on the user to have a secure system, while protecting the computer and the internet at large.

      "More security" only goes so far. User education is by far the best way to protect the computer and the Internet.

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      evil adrian
    21. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up you fucking hippie.

  3. Re:It's about time by Kobun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No you're not. Best just give up and cease the first post business, forever...

  4. Well... by rasafras · · Score: 2, Funny

    A solid wooden stake usually does the trick. Make sure it's the heart, though...

    1. Re:Well... by SirTalon42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The groin generally gets the message through better.

    2. Re:Well... by JustinXB · · Score: 1

      There are those super spammers which can only be killed with a kryptonite stake through the heart.

    3. Re:Well... by actor_au · · Score: 1

      Make sure the first one goes through the heart.

      The next 40-odd stakes should be spread around at your disgression.

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      Read Errant Story.
    4. Re:Well... by jd · · Score: 1

      "I couldn't find a stake, but there was this vegetarian sausage in the fridge." (Neil, The Young Ones)

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  5. Don't join the mob by IntenetStormCenter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The vigilante mob created by Lycos was nothing more then a publicity stunt gone wrong.

    Cooperation and user persistance has pushed spam already to the fringes of the Internet. Spammers have to just compromissed machines and other criminal methods to spread their messages.

    Making them a victim will only make it harder to push them out, and it will take away resources from the actual problem: People buy the crap offered by spam! Spam is no longer free. If people would just stop buying based on spam, the problem would solve itself.

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    1. Re:Don't join the mob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'vigilante mob' analogy is right on. However was at the wrong end of a DDOS attack knows that they are not actually all that targeted and take out a lot of innocent bystanders.

    2. Re:Don't join the mob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem is spam is still cheap enough to be worthwhile

      especially if there is downright fraud involved (ie not actually shipping the product)

      spam can be profitable on return rates so low that only a tiny portion of the recipiants need to respond for it to work

    3. Re:Don't join the mob by maskedbishounen · · Score: 1

      In addition to this, if you do join the mob, your ISP will likely kick you off for violating the Terms of Service.

      It may not come right away, but as soon as some party, innocent or otherwise, gets hit and starts mailing ISPs, whoops. Your nice broadband pipe down the drain.

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      "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program."
    4. Re:Don't join the mob by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      Really? I am not so sure it went wrong.

      The intent of the screensaver was wrong (DOS) but the discussion that has ensued may yet reap results.

      Change takes time.

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      The truth about Led Zep should never be told on /. (Karma suicide ensues)
    5. Re:Don't join the mob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If people would just stop buying based on spam, the problem would solve itself."

      Yes! Let's wait until we die!

    6. Re:Don't join the mob by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      Spam that originates from the "fringes" of the internet clogs my inbox the same as spam sent from any other machine.

      Dan East

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    7. Re:Don't join the mob by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      Cooperation and user persistance has pushed spam already to the fringes of the Internet.

      Fringes? That's like saying everything outside of the asteroid belt is in the fringes of our solar system. Is McDonald's a fringe restaraunt? Wal-Mart's are always parked on the fringes of towns, does that count too? Large SUVs are owned by people in the upper fringes of the income bracket, and yet they still use most of the gas.

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    8. Re:Don't join the mob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but it made me feel a lot better!!!!

    9. Re:Don't join the mob by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 0, Troll
      it will take away resources from the actual problem
      You comment as if there is only 1 reason for spam. Please stop recognizing yourself as an authority of the subject.
  6. Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam by Brainboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been spamming the spammy spammers with my anti-spammer spammer. My spam scripts is well suited to spamming spammy spammers with spam. Spaming spammers is the best way to get them to stop spamming. Infact sometimes I use other spammer's spam to spam the spammers.

    Now I'm off to eat my breakfast of spam, eggs, bacon, and spam.

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    1. Re:Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam by Sonicated · · Score: 1

      Now I'm off to eat my breakfast of spam, eggs, bacon, and spam.

      Liar. We know that all you have in your kitchen is spam, spam, eggs, bacon, and spam with spam.

    2. Re:Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam by cofaboy · · Score: 1

      there's not a lot of spam with that

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    3. Re:Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam by popmaker · · Score: 1

      ...spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...
      wonderful spam, lovely spam!

    4. Re:Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

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    5. Re:Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam by lucason · · Score: 1

      I specifically like Green eggs and Spam.

  7. Make it illegal. by koreaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Make spam illegal, that is the only real way to stop it.

    Write your congressman, if you have some free time try to meet with one of them and lobby them. Few people know how remarkably easy it is to get your congressman to sit down and meet with you.

    1. Re:Make it illegal. by sqlrob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Like making drugs illegal has stopped drug abuse.

      Or like making identity theft illegal has stopped phishing scams.

      Or how making unauthorized access to a computer illegal has stopped spam coming from compromised machines.

    2. Re:Make it illegal. by msmercenary · · Score: 1

      Make spam illegal, that is the only real way to stop it.

      Yeah, cause that worked so well with prohibition, the war on drugs, anti-smoking legislation, and copyright lawsuits.

    3. Re:Make it illegal. by JesseL · · Score: 1

      Yeah! it worked for drugs, didn't it?

      The real "only real way" to stop spam is to make it unprofitable. Don't ask me how though.

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    4. Re:Make it illegal. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Like making drugs illegal has stopped drug abuse.
      Or like making identity theft illegal has stopped phishing scams.
      Or how making unauthorized access to a computer illegal has stopped spam coming from compromised machines.


      Well duh, we need to just make it illegal to do illegal things!

    5. Re:Make it illegal. by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
      Write your congressman

      You mean we should flood their mailboxes with offers for viagra and penis enlargement?

    6. Re:Make it illegal. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Spam already is illegal, at both the Federal and many state levels, but that means nothing if the rest of the world doesn't take similar steps. And it isn't. Spam is not a US-only problem: it crosses all national boundaries, and won't be cured by the passage of more laws. Ultimately, there are only two solutions: convince people not to click on spam links (unlikely), or implement a technological solution. But those suffer from the same problems as the legal/diplomatic approach, that is, if they aren't done on a large enough scale they won't have any effect.

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    7. Re:Make it illegal. by slungsolow · · Score: 1

      Write your congressman

      I don't think my congressman has alot of clout in african countries that are run by warlords.

    8. Re:Make it illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should just cut Africa off until they get their shit together.

      Same goes for Russia and China.

      Enough of the spam, enough of the Nigerian scams, enough of the Russian Bride scams, etc.

      I work for a dating site and over 99% of the traffic that comes to our site from IPs in those regions is using a stolen credit card and/or running some kind of scheme.

    9. Re:Make it illegal. by KennyP · · Score: 1

      But...

      OI DON'T LOIK SPAM!!!!

      Kenny P.
      Visualize Whirled P.'s

    10. Re:Make it illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: *a lot* is two words.

    11. Re:Make it illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right. You do realise most spam originates from the US?

    12. Re:Make it illegal. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

      And now that handguns are illegal shootings in DC have all but disappeared....

    13. Re:Make it illegal. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, because the overseas hackers find U.S. broadband connections easy to compromise. And the "bullet proof" hosting is almost all in China and Korea.

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    14. Re:Make it illegal. by synesis · · Score: 1

      No, just make it illegal to pay spammers for their efforts.

    15. Re:Make it illegal. by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      They are a LOT less common (per 1000 head of population etc) in the UK than they are in the USA.

      You have the right to bear arms to overthrow wicked governments, but you never will.
      I have the right to walk down the street more freely than you but even a bunch of Ruperts can break into parliament to protest about bad laws!

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    16. Re:Make it illegal. by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      Isn't terrorism illegal too?

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    17. Re:Make it illegal. by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know you're being funny, but that might be a seriously good idea. Dump a whole lot of paper in their offices. Send a letter as you would normally, describing your grief and then, as examples, give hardcopies of every spam you've received in the past week.

    18. Re:Make it illegal. by mollymoo · · Score: 1
      Spam is not a US-only problem: it crosses all national boundaries

      Not only a US problem, but it is primarily a US-based problem. 42% of spam originates from the US.

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    19. Re:Make it illegal. by Zigbigadoorlue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe that the only way to stop the proliferation of spam is through user education, not only about why one should fall for spam but also how to take care of their computer. Making spam illegal is just another way of limiting freedom of speech. Spam is speech just like yelling at passing pedestrians about the coming apocalypse is speech; illegalizing spam would be just as morally corrupt as illegalizing proselytism.

    20. Re:Make it illegal. by popmaker · · Score: 1

      Spammers rely on sending their messages to millions. Surely that will get noticed, and eventually traced. Drug dealers rely on not too many knowing about their activities. In short, it will be more easy to fetch spammers. And I think their clients can't afford to do anything that is outright illegal, as opposed to bending the law now an then.

    21. Re:Make it illegal. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more like those of us in economically developed countries have work to do, and the unemployed masses of the third world, living on U.S. aid, have time to crack.

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    22. Re:Make it illegal. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's pretty much irrelevant. If there's one thing spammers are, it's adaptable, and if the United States becomes an untenable host nation they'll simply move on. I might point out, however, that that 42% figure isn't too meaningful either: that much spam may or may not originate here, but it sure as hell doesn't all go direct from the spammer's domestic server to the target mailbox.

      China, India, other up-and-coming high-tech nations have thousands upon thousands of unsecured mail servers and Windows machines to zombie. And hey ... even if we really do generate 42% of the world's spam here, that still means 58% of that crap is coming from somewhere else! A few years back AT&T and some other bigboy backbone providers cut mail service from China for a short period because of the volume of spam coming from China. Any way you slice it, this is an international problem, and it won't go away just because Congress passes the Can Spam Act II or something equally useless.

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    23. Re:Make it illegal. by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that what the clients are doing is legal in the first place.

      You do know that there are no known aphrodisiacs nor penis enlargement pills? All those ads for cheap software are valid, licensed copies too then?

      I'd say that less than 1% of the spam I receive consists of valid, legal products.

    24. Re:Make it illegal. by kintarowins · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should slashdot them and there toasters.

    25. Re:Make it illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dump a whole lot of paper in their offices.

      I think you've been watching "Miracle on 34th Street" a few too many times. The only paper that's going to work are federal reserve notes.

    26. Re:Make it illegal. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Of course that's the only way, but people are a vengeful bunch, and they want blood and guts and "veins in their teeth". It provides them the illusion of power.

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    27. Re:Make it illegal. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I disagree. Spam already is illegal, at both the Federal and many state levels, but that means nothing if the rest of the world doesn't take similar steps. And it isn't. Spam is not a US-only problem:

      It "means nothing" because the US isn't vigorously enforcing these laws.

      How many spammers has the US sent to jail? Can you name one? Recently there have been a few highly hyped cases when spammers were convicted; on reading the details one finds most were John Does who never appeared in court and no one even knows who they are, let alone how to enforce the penalties. Companies that were recently given billion-dollar fines will just quietly declare bankruptcy and the owners probably have a dozen other companies to take up the slack.

    28. Re:Make it illegal. by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Alas, I would kill a small forest of trees and spend several hundred dollars at OfficeMax if I were to print out every spam I've recieved in the last week. (1200+)

    29. Re:Make it illegal. by vandan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Living on US aid? You haven't even been outside of your own state, have you?

      The rest of the world certainly does not 'live on' US aid. The paultry amount of aid that the US offers largely goes into the coffers of military dictatorships that the US actively supports. And ALL US aid comes with a dick rammed up your arse in the form of requirements from the WTO, World Bank and IMF.

      You must have a *very* warped take on reality if you think the people of the 3rd world bum around waiting for their next food-drop from the US, and surfing the net looking for new exploits to attack your PC with. Are all people in the US really as stoopid as you? The mind boggles.

    30. Re:Make it illegal. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      I don't think my congressman has alot of clout in african countries that are run by warlords.

      Bullshit, The vast majority of spam orginates in the united states and targets americans. Taking a tougher stance will make it harder to find targets. Just as making things like pyramid schemes illegal makes it more difficult to set one up. Every extra step statistically reduces the amoutn of spam and scams on the internet. You'll never be rid of it but you can reduce it's penetration and increase it's costs.

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      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    31. Re:Make it illegal. by m2bord · · Score: 1

      actually, couldn't legislation be considered to make it illegal to irresponisbly run a pc connected to the net?

      i don't know if that would work or not. i'm just kinda thinking out loud.

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      Is it 5:30 yet?
    32. Re:Make it illegal. by goon+america · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, car theft is illegal. Yet cars are stolen all the time! We have too many laws already. Why should we make auto theft illegal, when it's not going to stop auto theft?

      Some laws work better than others. Because some laws don't work particularly well, that doesn't mean that any other given law won't work.

      Call me when you've got some more single examples you'd like to trot out.

    33. Re:Make it illegal. by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      No, the decrease in shootings in DC decreased because of the precogs, duh!

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    34. Re:Make it illegal. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      New laws won't help. The majority of spam is already illegal - it's hawking either illegal goods or has been sent from hacked computers. Doesn't stop the flood though.

    35. Re:Make it illegal. by lucason · · Score: 1

      With spammers it should be easier...

      There's always a beneficiary.

      The organization selling the product. That should be easy enough to track. Just trace the money after payment or backtrack where the delivery comes from.

      It should be to hard to trace.

    36. Re:Make it illegal. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      It should be possible to make a simple, clear policy just like the junk fax law that would restrict bulk unsolicited email, but it's repeatedly been shot down by the Direct Marketing Association. Such a law would encourage ISP's to act broadly and responsibly to protect their customers and to be willing to act against spamming customers, but until then the ISP's don't want to have the legal fights they can expect for cutting off spammers. It's too darned expensive for them!

    37. Re:Make it illegal. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      No, spam is not illegal. State law has been superseded by the CANSPAM act. Fraud is illegal, but spam simply requires a valid labeling of the spam, a non-fraudulent contact address, and a valid "remove" mechanism. Ignore the "is it advertising" problem. It's not soluble under US law due to free speech issues and the difficulty of determining what is advertising and what is protected speech, and it's a legal rats' nest that will tie up efforts for years. Stick to "bulk unsolicited communications", which makes it clear what is and is not spam based on the volume, not the content.

    38. Re:Make it illegal. by JohhnyTHM · · Score: 1
      You mean we should flood their mailboxes with offers for viagra and penis enlargement?

      Actually, that isn't a bad idea. If you aren't getting anywhere by complaining, just forward all your spam to your representative.

      Let them know exactly how annoying it is to wade through this crap every day, then something may get done about it.

    39. Re:Make it illegal. by Fade_to_Blah · · Score: 1

      Just because we can not enforce or completely stop abuse by making something illegal does not mean that we should not do it. Im sure no matter what law you have, someone somewhere is going to be breaking it. But could you imagine what would happen if stealing cars was made legal? How about making crack legal so any joe can run down to the store to pick up a rock?

      The idea is that by making it illegal you will force people that have morals to make a moral decision that they would not be forced to make if it was legal. Now spammers are kind of tough because we can see that they already have no morals...but maybe a fine will make some people actually stop spamming. Stopping SOME spammers is better than stoping no spammers.

    40. Re:Make it illegal. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Actually, whether I think that or not is irrelevant, but I have a weakness for descending to the troglodyte-like tendencies of assholes like yourself when insulted. Please fuck off and die in your America-hating hellhole. TIA.

      --
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    41. Re:Make it illegal. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 'cause that worked so well with addictive drugs....

    42. Re:Make it illegal. by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      It would stop some spammers, probably mainsleazers.

      It is incredibly naive to think that it would have any effect whatsoever on the majority of spam that already deals with illegal activities. How is breaking one more law going to change the mind of anyone that is already breaking the law and knows it?

    43. Re:Make it illegal. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2, Informative

      But violent crime (per 1000 head of population) is worse in the UK. I believe England and Wales have just topped the charts for industrialized nations in that statistic. And ~50% of all burglaries there are home invasions (i.e. the residents are home during the robbery), as compared to about 15% here. You tend to have problems like that when you take away the right for a person to defend himself in his own home.

      (Second hand knowledge of this as my cousin in Bristol did time for defending his house from career criminals with a knife).

    44. Re:Make it illegal. by vandan · · Score: 1
      Please make like an American and die in your America-hating hellhole.


      Hmmm ... "in my American-hating hellhole", eh? You Yanks really are stupendous with your vocabulary, aren't you?

      Thanks for the scope. I could pick just about any country on Earth and still be sticking to your orders. Lets see ... how about Iraq? There's a nice hell-hole for you. I bet you're all proud little Yanks about that one. Or Afghanistan. That was a barrel of laughs too.

      Yes, thanks to the wonders of primary-school educated individuals such as yourself, there are plenty of hell-holes around the world to choose from too.

      Now I just have to "make like an American". I'll try shoving my head up my arse first, and see what effect that has.
    45. Re:Make it illegal. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1
      I'll try shoving my head up my arse first, and see what effect that has.

      I expect you'll find it changes your view none whatsoever. Thank you for the amusement, though--I always enjoy arrogant reading the rantings of arrogant twits like yourself.

      --
      I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
    46. Re:Make it illegal. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I haven't seen much in the way of valid labeling, non-fraudulent contact addresses or much of anything in the way of functioning remove mechanisms. So far as I'm concerned the vast majority if "bulk unsolicited communications" are illegal. And I think my original point was that spam isn't something that can be dealt with by simply passing a law.

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    47. Re:Make it illegal. by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      You have the right to defend yourself.

      I have the right not be shot at so often.

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      I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
    48. Re:Make it illegal. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      You have the right to defend yourself.

      I have the right not be shot at so often.


      So, either you're a house burglar, in which case no, you shouldn't have the right not to be shot at or you're not a house burglar, and you have nothing to worry about.

    49. Re:Make it illegal. by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      I was talking about walking down the street. If someone is carrying a gun, then they are a valid target - for police and criminals.

      If I am burgled, it is less likely that I will be shot than you would in the same situation.

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      I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
    50. Re:Make it illegal. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      I was talking about walking down the street. If someone is carrying a gun, then they are a valid target - for police and criminals.

      First of all, why does having a gun make you a "valid" target? Does it state somewhere in the criminal code that if you own/carry a gun a "criminal" now has the right to mug you? Secondly, have any data to back that up the idea that people lawfully carrying guns are targeted more by criminals? Or that people who have guns in their house (which was the argument that I was making) have their houses robbed? Shouldn't be hard to find since there are quite a few states that have both carry and concealed carry laws. And go ask your common thief who they'd rather rob: someone they know is armed or someone they know is unarmed.

      If I am burgled, it is less likely that I will be shot than you would in the same situation.

      But a) I am less likely to be burgled and b) the burglar has a much greater likelihood of being shot, which is, I believe, the point.

    51. Re:Make it illegal. by bynary · · Score: 1

      "Why should we make auto theft illegal, when it's not going to stop auto theft?"

      You're kidding, right? It is illegal to steal cars so that if someone does steal a car and they are caught, they can be prosecuted. Imagine if it wasn't illegal and someone took your car. You would have no legal recourse for getting it back. Now you're stuck with a car payment, but you have no car. It most likely would not be covered under your auto insurance policy either since it's not breaking the law to steal a car. Yeah! Free cars for everyone!

      Laws don't stop the bad guys from doing bad things. They protect the good guys' interests when the bad guys do bad things. Laws provide state-mandated consequences for certain actions or inactions.

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      http://www.bynarystudio.com
  8. Make them use the products that they spam by narad · · Score: 1, Funny

    The best would be to make them use what they span for continuously. They should be made to use their penis enlarger and breast enhancers.

    1. Re:Make them use the products that they spam by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      So spammers would be crushed under their massive erect penisses...

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    2. Re:Make them use the products that they spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And man-boobs from hell.

      Like yours

  9. No joke here! by overbyj · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, truly do welcome our new spamfighting overlords!

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    1. Re:No joke here! by jef4130 · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmm.... spam.

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  10. I don't punish spam. by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SPAM punishes itself by giving an "evil" image for their company.

    Best way to punish spam is by keeping your friends AND foes aware of what to not pay attention. In the end, hopefully, they'll make less profit. Nonviolence resistance demands patience and is a slow process but always shows progression.

    1. Re:I don't punish spam. by wwahammy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with nonviolence resistance and am a firm believer in it but I think using these people's bandwidth is the epitome of nonviolent resistance. You basically bother someone till they HAVE to change something (i.e.: SCLC's bus boycott, Gandhi's march to the sea, etc.) Of course I don't htink the term for this is nonviolent resistance because that really is for something much more serious but that concept fits.

    2. Re:I don't punish spam. by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      So DDoSing would be classified as 'nonviolent'?

      DDoS attacks screw up everyone on the line from each distributed client to the target, the closer you are to the target the more you will be screwed over.

      Often times the web site that is linked to by the spam is a virtual host, i.e. not a dedicated server, so in addition to everyone in the line to them, you also take down all their other virtual hosts. The spammer may of not even been doing anything wrong on that site since more likely than not it was NOT sending out the spam so the hoster would have no reason to cancel their service.

    3. Re:I don't punish spam. by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I agree.

      Why waste effort on this? Just make it a rule: Don't ever, ever buy anything from an unsolicited email. I've got the same rule for phone solicitation - If your company EVER pisses me off by calling me at supper or on my day off or whatever, I won't buy from you. period. I don't care what you're selling. I'm not interested.

      If there is no positive response, phone/email spam becomes an expense rather than a revenue generator. The 'invisible hand' of the market place will get rid of it.

    4. Re:I don't punish spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that they DONT have an image that they care about. They don't care about repeat customers. They're after the quick buck whether it be from someone actually purchasing something from them accidentally or otherwise, access to someone's credit card, or even a couple bucks selling off email addresses to wanna-be spammers. They don't want an image - they want to be floating in the shadows siphoning money and disappearing whenever anything comes close to identifying who they are.

      The world is sufficiently large that these scum can prosper without any opposition. So this reaction we have here is the only way the community CAN react. We can make it expensive to siphon off the money. We can drag down their websites. We can poison their credit card lists. We can pollute their email databases. We aren't trying to beat the crap out of them, we are just trying to make them realize that their free mealticket costs *US* money, time and effort, and we won't let them continue.

    5. Re:I don't punish spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there is no positive response, phone/email spam becomes an expense rather than a revenue generator. The 'invisible hand' of the market place will get rid of it. That's where your argument falls apart. Spam doesn't cost them anything to send. Not time, not money. Nothing. Even if they get zero response they'll just change the text and keep on sending it.

  11. Spamvampire works by DogDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use Spamvampire almost constantly. It works great. It sucks up their bandwidth, and while it doesn't DOS them, it does make the business of spam a hell of a lot less financially viable. I regularly pound on spammer sites (the sites actually selling the garbage) for a few days, then the site dies. Now, there's no way to know if it's because these sites are only designed to be live for a week or so at a time, or if I really am hitting them in the pocketbook, but I'd like to think that it works. At the VERY least, it makes me feel better knowing that somebody is going to be very shocked when they see their bandwith bill at the end of the month. And, the info that the guy who wrote the SmapVampire scripts concerning the 97% billing is very true, so the results he describes are actually quite realistic.

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    I don't respond to AC's.
    1. Re:Spamvampire works by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1

      I use Spamvampire almost constantly. It works great. It sucks up their bandwidth

      So, if I want to DDOS someone, I send out a bunch of spam that has their IP address as the 'buy' link. Then, all the vigilantes do the work for me.

    2. Re:Spamvampire works by Matt+Perry · · Score: 3, Informative
      I use Spamvampire almost constantly. It works great. It sucks up their bandwidth, and while it doesn't DOS them, it does make the business of spam a hell of a lot less financially viable.
      Wouldn't local, transparent HTTP proxies put in place by ISPs, such as DSL and dialup providers, prevent SpamVampire from being effective?
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    3. Re:Spamvampire works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No. SpamVampire never requests the exact same image more than once, by making it appear to be a dynamic URL. This is how it also prevents a local cache from being used.
      Request: image.jpg?1
      Request: image.jpg?2
      etc.

    4. Re:Spamvampire works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can easily get around this by setting the proper HTTP headers, as well.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    5. Re:Spamvampire works by Trepalium · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Seems that way, doesn't it. Why wait for the courts and laws to come into effect when we can be judge, jury, and executioner? Then again, the submitter of this story wrote to me, "There never seem to be any real cases cited, only hand-wringing by people who have not been joe-jobbed but who seem more concerned with hypothetical joe-jobbing of unnamed, unknown others that no one can point to". When I did name some specific joe jobs (such as the SpamCop and Spamhaus joe jobs), there was no reply, predictably.

      But, I give up. I cannot convince someone who can't see beyond their own nose. Instead, I'll make this perfectly clear. I don't send spam, but if I ever get DDoSed by any of these holier-than-thou anti-spam vigilantes, I will do all I can to see the full force of the law fall upon them. You'd be no better than a script kiddie, and subject to the same punishment as far as I'm concerned.

      Vigilante justice soils the good name of the anti-spam groups out there that are working hard to help the world control the spam problem. Attacking spammers with DDoS only changes them from being a criminal into being a victim, and we do not want that.

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    6. Re:Spamvampire works by jazman · · Score: 1

      Hmm. How do I run it? I downloaded it, added some spam sites, opened it in Incontinent Exploder, and it /displayed the HTML/. Damn. Why do browsers do that? I've seen Firebird do that as well - it opens an HTML file, it's obviously a well-formed HTML file because I can see the damn code, but it insists on displaying the HTML instead of interpreting it????

    7. Re:Spamvampire works by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      That's why you research the person first. If your doing something illegal, and you come after me, then you'll probably be arrested, fined, etc as well. Especially if your a spemmer.

      The sword of Justice cuts both ways.

      --
      Maybe we DID take the blue pill. You wouldn't remember anyway.
    8. Re:Spamvampire works by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      What? Do you have a v1agr4 website hosted at your ip address? An open mail relay? Serving web pages and forwarding mail are verifiable.

      The only gray with websites is if the linked page was involved with thr spamming. Although if the spam said "get a l0an" and linked to "Trepalium's place in cyberspace," I don't think anyone would be fooled. Usually you can point out a spam website though. I'd only be worried if you were into loans, pills, or degrees.

    9. Re:Spamvampire works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but I'd like to think that it works.

      Then think away, but you'd be wrong. Ever heard of the term proxy cache? Yea, that one. It takes a whole 10 minutes to set up, and they do that just for people like you, so you can feel self rightous and not mind receiving spam because you THINK you are getting even. The only looser is your net-neighbors that are trying to do real things on the Internet, only you are jamming up the works just as badly as the spammers are. Thanks.

    10. Re:Spamvampire works by dasunt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      DogDude writes:

      I use Spamvampire almost constantly. It works great. It sucks up their bandwidth, and while it doesn't DOS them, it does make the business of spam a hell of a lot less financially viable.

      J. Random Skriptkiddie thanks you. If everyone did what you are doing, DDOS attacks would be as simple as running a few fake spam emails through the nearest open relay. Right now, DDOS attacks are limited to mainly zombie networks, which takes more care and feeding.

    11. Re:Spamvampire works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God, some people are slow. Noone is talking about DDOSing anyone! I know you assume that its a possiblity, but until someone actually gets DDOS'ed, stop all this "holier-than-thou" Doomsayer reteric and try to atleast see what possiblities might exist with this type of attack/protest.

    12. Re:Spamvampire works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, that'd be nice. But you know people are going to be lazy and hook these sorts of systems to their MTA to automate things.

    13. Re:Spamvampire works by pjrc · · Score: 1
      and it /displayed the HTML/. Damn. Why do browsers do that?

      Because the web server is misconfigured and it told the browser that the data it sent was plain text. The http protocol has a "Content-type" field that is transmitted with every response, to tell the client what type of data it is sending. So sites incorrectly send "text/plain" when they should have sent "text/html".

      The problem exists largely because Microsoft decided to second guess the content type information from web servers, and treat anything that looks like it might be html as if it were html.... so often the administrators of these misconfigured web servers never know anything is wrong because it appears to work properly in IE.

      However, sometimes IE doesn't guess correctly because the first part of the data doesn't look enough like html. Worse yet, sometimes "text/plain" really is correct and IE mistakes it for html. Other wierd cases exist too, and they make website development a pain. The http protocol was well designed to communicate the data type, but in these modern times, this well thought out feature isn't reliable because IE second guesses it (even when it's correct) and usually hides the true problem (when it's configured incorrectly), causing a misconfigured server to appear to usually (but not always) work properly.

  12. Spam including URLs by jerometremblay · · Score: 1

    Fully load the pages they link in the spam, including images and everything. Not only will this give you more meat to grind with your spam filter, it will drive the spammers web hosting crazy.

  13. Unsolicited Commando by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nice tool to jam spammers...http://www.astrobastards.net/uc/

  14. My solution by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?

    Sending xmas cards to inmates about to be released from prisons in their state with the spammers name and home address as the return address with sincere hopes that they will come visit once they get out. Plus I get to use up all these extra xmas cards instead of packing them away for next year.

    1. Re:My solution by anamexis · · Score: 1

      Better yet, send cards to soon-to-be-released inmates telling them that they need penile enhancement, and then provide the home address!

  15. Turn images off by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Informative

    Turn images off. And filter on <img src=. And tell your Mom to.

    1. Re:Turn images off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shlashdot should img src a few of thier sites...that might be fun to watch :)

    2. Re:Turn images off by Taladar · · Score: 1

      An even better way would be to filter HTML Mail completely. You kill two birds with one stone:
      1. You don't get Mail from Spammers
      2. You don't get Mail from Morons sending Text-Mails as HTML with Outlook or similar programs

  16. Hey Spamboy... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's not the crime (taken one at a time), but the fact that spammers like you send out MILLIONS of your crimes everyday.

    Rob a purse, go to jail. Rob it 4 billion times? Hmmmm...

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
  17. Stop buying spamervertised products by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Otherwise for every spammer ... removed, there will be ten new spammers to take its' place.

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    1. Re:Stop buying spamervertised products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I have stopped.

    2. Re:Stop buying spamervertised products by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Better yet: get a throwaway account, and use it to email companies who spamvertise. Tell them that you've received their spam and will never, ever, under any circumstances buy anything from them because you know that anything spamvertised has to be junk. Tell them you're going to tell everybody you know to do the same. If enough people do this, maybe they'll start getting the message.

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    3. Re:Stop buying spamervertised products by SlashdotMeNow · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting that most spamvertised sites are scams, so they don't care if they get a bad reputation since they'll have a new name in a couple of days.

    4. Re:Stop buying spamervertised products by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about sites like that. I'm talking about companies that spam you and want them to send in an order by snail mail or the phone; companies that often don't realize how hated they are for spamming, or why. If they're really that ignorant, your comments may help teach them better manners, although I doubt it.

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    5. Re:Stop buying spamervertised products by SlashdotMeNow · · Score: 1

      Well in my inbox that's a tiny minority of spam. Less than 1%. Doing away with those emails will not make a noticable difference. That's the point of my email - MOST spam are for fly-by-night scams.

  18. Two approaches.. ban buying, hit the websites by speculatrix · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Why don't we consider the complete opposite: make it illegal to buy from spammers - kill the revenue stream, kill the spammer's business, stop the spam.

    Another method is to hit the spammer's website... consider this perl fragment:
    while (1)
    {
    • $sock = new IO::Socket::INET (

      • Proto => 'tcp',

      • PeerAddr => 'website',
        PeerPort => '80',
        Reuse => 1
      );
      $sock->autoflush(1);
      push @sockArray, $sock;
    }

    Naturally, the above code is for educational purposes only and is not intended to be used in anger :-)
    1. Re:Two approaches.. ban buying, hit the websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't work. Imagine I send spam email on behalf of my competitor. Wow, suddenly people are being charged for buying from my competitor, leaving the market open for me. Just couldn't work.

    2. Re:Two approaches.. ban buying, hit the websites by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Hmm and if you are caught carrying more than 10 bits of spam, we put you in prison as a spam dealer?

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      Oh well, what the hell...
    3. Re:Two approaches.. ban buying, hit the websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it's kind of like Chris Rock's solution for eliminating gun crime; make guns free, and make bullets cost $1000?

    4. Re:Two approaches.. ban buying, hit the websites by gregor-e · · Score: 1

      Grabbing all the connections available from the web server and hanging onto them has several advantages over the bandwidth-hogging approaches: it is much easier on bandwidth (overcoming one of the objections of the hand-wringers), and it consumes a potentially scarce resource at the spamvertiser's end, requiring fewer people to bring the site to a halt. Apache servers out of the box are configured to support only a couple hundred connections. Some servers will set up a bunch of other stuff when the connection opens, just to make it a bit more responsive. Some are foolish enough to allocate a DB connection from their pool. By grabbing all open connections, one quickly drains the pool, and new DB connections are notoriously expensive to create. This approach has potential. Of course, the power to take a web site off the net with trivial amounts of code is perhaps something best left unadvertised.

  19. fitting quote by LiquidMind · · Score: 1, Funny

    "...What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?"

    what better solution than this one found at bash.org (source)

    "i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

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  20. Post URLs here by Quixote · · Score: 5, Funny

    and this motley crew shall /. into oblivion...

    1. Re:Post URLs here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      66.35.250.150

    2. Re:Post URLs here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure to hit refresh a few (hundred) times:
      One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve

    3. Re:Post URLs here by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      See my .sig. I keep a recently spamvertised site there at all times.

      --
      I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
    4. Re:Post URLs here by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      the site in your sig does not seem to like excessively long values fed into the email input box, now if oyu excuse me i will be looking into how i could possibly drop a few megabytes of junk data in as a submission without using a web browser....

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    5. Re:Post URLs here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://rapidads.3322.org/
      and
      the mailaddress; sales@bulkemailmarketing.org is mentioned as the one they read (ie. not the bounce-addy they're sending it from)

    6. Re:Post URLs here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I clicked every single link and not one would open, go the slashdot effect!

    7. Re:Post URLs here by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Thanks :).

      --
      I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
    8. Re:Post URLs here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, I think people are already compulsively reloading that.

  21. A hypothetical... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

    If a spammer and a phisher were both drowning in a pool, and you only had enough time to save one, would get lunch or go for a walk?

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    1. Re:A hypothetical... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      I'd get lunch *and* go for a walk. I've got time enough to do both of those.

    2. Re:A hypothetical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had to save one, then I would pick spammer. At least they don't steal your money, unlike a phisher. One can always hit delete on their spam messages knowing they saved a human.

    3. Re:A hypothetical... by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      I would sit there and laugh, and pretend to start helping them like 'ok enough fun... ill help you now' then take a nap or something for a while then watch some more.

      As soon as they both drown, ill pull them out of the water and find a sharp stick and FINALLY figure out what the goo on the inside of an eye looks like!

    4. Re:A hypothetical... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd tell them I'll save them both... after I've finished checking my email.

      --

      help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am

    5. Re:A hypothetical... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I'd follow the example of Liza Doolittle: "When you yell you're going to drown, I'll get dressed and go to town!"

      --
      Good, inexpensive web hosting
    6. Re:A hypothetical... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      The Sims solution would be best: Take away the ladder.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    7. Re:A hypothetical... by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      C) I'd pee in the pool

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    8. Re:A hypothetical... by Saeger · · Score: 1

      I'd save them both (spammer first), and then give them both $1,000,000 (no, not really) so that they'd never again be desperate enough to resort to "terrorism".

      --
      Power to the Peaceful
    9. Re:A hypothetical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beachwear is the go I hear....

  22. What about - by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Forcing ISPs to turn off/temporarily disable the accounts of zombied, 0wned, computers? Isnt that where most of the spam comes from? How much spam could be stopped that way?

    Doesnt have to be permanent, just cut it off and request the user run ad-aware/spybot/a decent virus scan and away they go......

    -thewldisntenuff

    1. Re:What about - by subl33t · · Score: 1

      I work in the Acceptable Use Dept of an ISP. The VAST majority of spam complaints we get are tracked to customers with 0wned (trojaned) b0xen who aren't aware of the fact. ISPs generally don't/can't support any 3rd party software of any kind, like anti-trojan programs, and so the customers are left on their own to solve the problem.
      This naturally is very annoying to the customers who often will not do anything about it until we have contacted them numerous times or we suspend their service.
      We try our best to educate the customers on computer security and best-practice but for newbies this is fairly daunting.
      Just telling everyone to ignore spam is a noble idea but there are always suckers who can't resist a 'bargain'. I believe the anti-spam fight should be more pro-active, flood the spamvertised sites with so much info it isn't feasible to process it all. Unfortunately, unless there is a better thought-out anti-spam screensaver (or a similar automated process) this would have to be an underground movement.

    2. Re:What about - by maskedbishounen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And then half of their users will, if I can use the term here, /. the telephone system trying to get through to their ISP, demanding to know how, what, and why. If you thought tech support jobs at ISPs were bad before, just you wait...

      Still, if properly implemented, it's a great idea. Instead of cutting them off, drop any repeated, zombie-looking packets. Anything else, redirect it to a local site hosted by the ISP, for customers only.

      It should read something along the line of..

      "Our monitoring system has indicated that your computer has been infected with an internet virus, trojan, or worm. To prevent any harm to your privacy, computer, and personal information, we have temporarily disabled your account.

      To clear this up as quickly as possible, below we have a wide ranging list of detection programs and simple instructions on how to clean up most problems. If you need further help, please use the form below of contact our support at ..."

      Basically, forcing self-help to those that need it. Seems a whole lot better than "call us after you're secure" to me.

      --
      "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program."
    3. Re:What about - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would only really work if ALL ISPs did it. Otherwise people might moan about their ISP, and just switch to another which doesn't have these sort of precautions.

      My ISP actively blocks ports 135, 139 and 445 - and any activity on them results in the user's access being blocked (except to a page explaining what has happened). However, I guess spam isn't really as clear-cut as port activity.

    4. Re:What about - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what the ISP I mentioned does - see http://www.plus.net/virusnotification.html

      It explains the situation, and offers advice on what to do next. But I think monitoring every packet sent would create too much work - at the moment it just sees that the user is trying to contact another PC on a certain port, and acts on it.

    5. Re:What about - by Taladar · · Score: 1

      There should be a law that ISPs have to disable the Internet Access of Spam Zombies.

    6. Re:What about - by subl33t · · Score: 1

      /There should be a law that ISPs have to disable the Internet Access of Spam Zombies./

      And sometimes that's what we end up doing; but that won't solve the problem, it only puts a band-aid on a symptom.

      From your tone it sounds like you're an advocate of vigilantism a la spamhaus.

      Here is the problem with spamhaus (and every other vigilante rbl list):
      We could be more vigourous disabling accounts but there are legal issues. Before we can disable an account we need some kind of evidence - email headers. MILLIONS of emails go out from our customers daily; can we scan all outbound mail? Maybe. Can we determine 100% if an email is spam? No, that is for the recipient to decide. Now, if no-one sends us a complaint about received spam with the headers intact we can do nothing. Why? Because any customer can contest having their account disabled but if all the evidence we have is "spamhaus said so", then we are skrewed.

      If a neo-nazi goes into a Kinkos and uses the photocopier in the lobby, out of site of the clerks, to print racist garbage leaflets and he uses paper with a Kinkos letterhead then spamhaus will firebomb the Kinkos and then blame Kinkos for allowing the neo-nazi access to a photocopier. Spamhaus will then reply to the victims of collateral-damage who have the gall to complain to spamhaus: "Well, maybe you should use a different print shop, or tell Kinkos stop letting neo-nazis use the photo-copier"

      The analogy isn't perfect but it's close.

    7. Re:What about - by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Your analogy would be better if the racist used the fax machine, not the photocopier. It subverts your point, but it's more accurate that way.

    8. Re:What about - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't "support" the software then you should point them at some organization (if there isn't one we should make one) that will willingly help them do it. Sort of a rehab for the sake of retaining the ISP's service. If they don't partisipate then yank their service until they do something. This may sound silly but I am completely serious. It would do more to correct the spam problem than anything else mentioned so far, and I would volunteer in a heartbeat.

    9. Re:What about - by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1
      Doesnt have to be permanent, just cut it off and request the user run ad-aware/spybot/a decent virus scan and away they go......


      I think you misspelled "Linux." Honestly, since switching from Windows six years ago, I no longer worry about those things, except when family/friends ask for my help with their Windows-infected crap. My New Year's resolution for '05 will be to no longer provide support for Windows-infected machines. I will be happy to load Linux in a dual-boot situation and tell them how to switch, and that they can call me anytime they want with Linux problems. Otherwise, they can call someone else to deal with Microsoft's crap.
  23. Whatever by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd

    Yeah, it was so well recieved they pulled it without a trace after what, two days? Three?

    It's a boneheaded scheme that creates many more problems than it solves. Imagine a spammer finding a dopey judge to give him a multi-million dollar settlement against lycos.. That'd sure teach him a lesson!

    The whole scheme is as easy to get around as changing IPs.

    Anyhow, I have a new plan. I'm going to drive 90mph on YOUR sidewalk because I have a problem with people driving like idiots. I encourage everyone else to do the same. Get drunk, do donuts in other peoples lawns, take out their fences. Run over their pets - hell, kill a few kids! That'll sure teach people that they should be more responsible when they drive.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  24. Respond to them by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is especially usefull for things like Mortage sites.

    Give them info that at least looks real.
    If you give them your real phone number, then you can keep them on the phone line for 1/2hour (if you've got a headset), while you play your favorite game.... then tell them you hate spammers.

    Even if you don't give them your real time, it forces them to verify the data. People pay for info from those spams because it's mostly good data. from people who want mortages.

    If you keep the S/N ratio from spams higher than random cold-calling, then the spam's useless.

    For stuff like cheap viagra, it's mostly an attempt to get them to annoy their credit card company. or just wasting their time. If we (slashdot) can each get spammers to waste 10 seconds of their time, that's some number of spammer man-years. If we can each get them to waste 10 seconds a week, they're out of business.

    It's using the statistics of spamming against them. They currently get about 1million-1 response ratio with a very high signal-noise ratio. If we can get that up to 1000-1 with a 1-1000 signal-noise ratio, then they'll drown in their own garpage.

    --
    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    1. Re:Respond to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is also what is best to do with telemarketers, if you have time. Ask lots of questions. Get lots of information. Waste as much time as you can.

      BTW, remember that they called you. When they won't take no for an answer, hang up. Yes it is rude, but it the telemarketers who is being truly rude, forcing you to take drastic action. So, they called you. Take to them. Find out the pitch. Find out what they are wearing, if they had a good night sleep. How many kids they have. Get references. Have fun.

    2. Re:Respond to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      and i love it too. I comb their site and post virtual orders, contact info, customer surveys (its dangerous to ask my opinion about spamming ;) and grab all the customer support and sales email addresses and un-subscribe them to their own spammer, as well up to 50 other address collection sites (i keep a current list). That way they get their own spam (and much more) and get a taste of what their own dollars are doing to me. That way they can DoS themselves with spam.

      Yea, it takes time to be a pain in the neck, but it feels so good. Am I an addict? Nah, compulsive, vengefull, and @n as$-h0l3 maybe...

      8^>

  25. No sympathy for the spammer... by Chordonblue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...the actual problem: People buy the crap offered by spam! Spam is no longer free. If people would just stop buying based on spam, the problem would solve itself."

    So what you are in effect saying is that people who hawk too-good-to-be-true investment schemes and storcks shouldn't be punished? People are gullible, people are going to continue to be taken in by their greed, ignorance, or even illness.

    I think these parasites should be taken down. Whether you agree with Lycos or not, I commend them for at least bringing this possible solution to the spotlight.

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:No sympathy for the spammer... by IntenetStormCenter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      of course they should be taken down. And they are being taken down at faster and faster rates. But DDOSing them is the wrong way. First of all, you take down an ISP in addition to the spammer, but in addition the ISP may now have to help the spammer to defend itself in order to keep other innocent customers online.

      Its important to keep the rules simple. Otherwise you will lose cooperation among ISPs. DDOS is bad. Spam is bad. Lets cooperated and stop both.

      --
      SANS Internet Storm Center http://isc.sans.org
    2. Re:No sympathy for the spammer... by oconnorcjo · · Score: 1
      of course they should be taken down. And they are being taken down at faster and faster rates. But DDOSing them is the wrong way. First of all, you take down an ISP in addition to the spammer, but in addition the ISP may now have to help the spammer to defend itself in order to keep other innocent customers online.

      ISP's who have spammers as customers are just spammers one step removed. It should be costly to ISP's to knowingly have spammers for customers. ISP's generally charge for bandwidth usage and I see nothing wrong with an ISP giving a spammer a huge bandwidth bill and I have little sympathy for ISP's having trouble due to spam customers.

      Do I think DDosing spammers is a good idea?
      NO but only because:
      1. there are better ways.
      2. It really doesn't solve the problem.
      3. The potential of hitting innocent victims.

      But I would say your arguement holds little water and for the most part I would say this kind of thing is a way to have a little (mostly harmless) fun.

      --
      I miss the Karma Whores.
    3. Re:No sympathy for the spammer... by adeydas · · Score: 1

      i don't quite agree with you on the fact that the people falling for it are punishable. most of the people fall for it are ignorant about spam and they buy stuff from these low lives 'coz they don't know that they are scammers. i guess imparting knowledge about spam to the average computer user is the only way out...

    4. Re:No sympathy for the spammer... by Technician · · Score: 1

      I like to write for free samples. If they bite, send them to a non-existant address. Let them pay postage both ways.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    5. Re:No sympathy for the spammer... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      even people who join scam "investment" programs should be punished.

      why? because some people _ARE_ too stupid to think with their own brain and those idiots promote these too-good-to-be-true proposals that bring you a "garanteeeed" 10% weekly interest to others as well. that money is lost without work to somewhere, and even more stupid people even rake in too much credit because of these schemes and end up bankrupt(thus the money totally lost without anything to show for it even for the bank).

      as it should be illegal to start realationships with 419' scammers(well, people who actually fall into those usually believe them to be illegal in one way or another anyhow and thus knowingly break the law).

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    6. Re:No sympathy for the spammer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to write for free samples. If they bite, send them to a non-existant address. Let them pay postage both ways.

      no one pays postage to return a free sample. They end up in the rubbish bin behind a post office, and then many are picked up by the postal workers.

  26. Re:Spam including URLs - Target Acquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just hose sites on current antispyware hosts & blocked urls lists? Everyone has them & some spare bandwidth. More satisfying than SETI in short term.

    Just a thought.

  27. fight back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still believe that if people believe in fighting spam they should make the sponsers waste as much time and engergy that we go through wading through it. We should have servers on OC48 connections with web front ends on where you can submit a spam and have it hit the websites constantly for the same amount of "charge" that it cost to receive and cpu cycles to process the spam.

  28. Yeah... Murder is illegal too... by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but it still happens, sometimes almost unchecked in foreign countries. How is this really going to help unless you target the companies USING spam to hawk their goods?

    The spammers are a symptom of a much larger problem. Don't get me wrong - I wouldn't mind seeing them strung up too - but I'd rather see the CEO of some penis enlarging / Viagra-distributing company do some hard time with big guys...

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:Yeah... Murder is illegal too... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      That won't help. The market for Amway spam, Nigerian bank fraud spam, and phishing spam will simply fill in what the Viagra companies get convicted for. The solutions have to be at the ISP level and the SMTP protocol level, because it's the only way to change the overall ease of spam and its expense to the spammer and drive them out of the business.

  29. wget+bash + SPAM = Fun by cluge · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or

    LWP + PERL + SPAM = Fun

    Take your pick, for something simple like a website that is hosted on compromised machines, simply loop the address through wget, use the output of ps -aux | grep wget | wc -l to keep the system load down to something reasonable - like 50.

    Another fun game is when the spammer/phisher wants some personal information. Use LWP to walk through the order stages or web pages. Then give them the information that they asked for.

    Name - Don't you know
    Address - don't you wish you knew
    City - not yet
    State - that one
    zip - 12345-678

    Special order instructions:

    Don't ever e-mail me again, ever, please. I'm begging you. In fact I'll be nice, i'll only send this very same message once for each attempted spam delivery. So far the machine that delivered this message has also made 150,000 connections, to try and deliver messages to users that don't exist.

    Add random garbage to through off simply filters. Rinse and repeat until messages stop coming to you

    Using the host command, with the name servers that show up in the whois. Walk the dns. It's trivial to repeat until server stops responding. Especially if the server is another zombie.

    Tactics usually prove good at stopping sites hosted on compromised broadband connections. These machines generally have upload limits that run out quick. Sites hosted in China or Russia seem to have more bandwidth and can take more of a load. I only know this because I read around. I would never, ever advocate such a thing as returning the spam I receive to the spammer via his web sites order page. Doing what is suggested would probably get you in trouble.

    My solution? Baseball bats, but my lawyer has told me that they may be illegal as well.

    cluge

    --
    "Science is about ego as much as it is about discovery and truth " - I said it, so sue me.
    1. Re:wget+bash + SPAM = Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypothetically, one could essentially do the same thing (using LWP, few other unix tools), but send on a free webmail account.

      Choosing 10 different "spam victims" from my random pool of addresses; just to keep the return not looking robotic. Also randomly greping for valid(ish) addresses/people and names from other people on the web, but never the complete picture.

      Each address has a generated realistic spam-victim profiles that are completely bogus. The robotic account disappears in a week or two, and I create a few new bogus ones.

      That way, even the response is spam straight back to them. It even can look somewhat realistic. At some point, a human has to look at the spam to send info, which is worthless, because the person doesn't exist. the real pain for anyone looking at the data, is finding these false positives. With enough false positives, even a somewhat valid venture in mailing, (or looking them up..) products becomes no longer cost effective.

      fight them with the same game!

      my $.02, if you hate spam that bad, use a different medium to communicate in.

    2. Re:wget+bash + SPAM = Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just open one socket to their web server and keep it open, never completing the http transaction, or very slowly, almost never closing it. If it does close, open it again for another slowwwww transaction. Don't forget to follow all the links on their site too. Wouldn't want to miss one of those "special" deals would you? If everyone did that then the clients (financer) server would be a tar-baby, DoS'd but with virtually zero bandwidth consumed. Be nice to your neighbors!

      On the other end of things, do the same with a port 25 service if you don't need one, and slowwwwly throw everything away.

  30. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    Wait a second. That couldn't possibly be a false dichotomy.

    WHY, YES. YES IT COULD.

    --

    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  31. So it depends on who is doing it? by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The now-defunct Lycos anti-spamsite screen saver, MakeLoveNotSpam, was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd

    Yeah, um, right. Say the same thing in regards to the RIAA trying to prevent music piracy and you'll hear endless howls from the /. crowd about how hacking/DDoS is illegal and should be a punishable crime.

    If you want anyone to remotely take you seriously, you will have to first drop the double-standard.

    1. Re:So it depends on who is doing it? by atking · · Score: 1

      I respect some of the actions the RIAA took. I don't agree with the lawsuits, but their use of fake music files on p2p networks was a good way to fight fire with fire.

      I remember that day, when I downloaded the same song over and over only to realize that all the files were screeching mp3's. The RIAA's actions were unharmful and it pushed people toward legal music downloading. It became harder to find files quickly and the convenience factor was gone.

      I feel we should act the same way toward spam. Fight fire with fire. Increase their costs legally by using their servers. Taking spammers to court will do as much as the RIAA taking illegal music downloaders to court. It may make a dent, but it most definitely won't end anything.

  32. Cost balance by booch · · Score: 1

    I don't see this as being a retribution. The spammers use our network resources to send us URLs that they want us to click on. In exchange, they want some of the recipients to click on the URLs and buy their wares. If every spam recipient were to go to those web sites, the whole balance of sending "free" bulk commercial emails becomes not so free.

    I think that if it's the recipient who is (automatically) pulling down the web sites pointed to by the URLs, then this could not be considered retribution. If instead, one site has a whole bunch of people hitting the web pages, then it maybe could be considered to be retribution.

    --
    Software sucks. Open Source sucks less.
    1. Re:Cost balance by gizmonic · · Score: 1

      The problem with retribution is that if, for some reason, I happen to not like you, and I spam a few hundred thousand emails with:

      Go check out my cool site!

      http://craigbuchek.com/

      And whammo, you get screwed and you did nothing wrong but piss off an asshole. It'd be bad enough wading through the responses and bounce messages (if I use your real email as the return addy) but to get your site whacked on top of it?

      That is the one biggest drawback to an active defense, imho. It WILL target innocents at some point.

      --
      WWJD?
      JWRTFM!
  33. Wouldn't that be great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dear Prisoner #5514147:

    I, Steven Ralsky, would like to thank you on the eve of your release from Pelican Bay State Prison. We and the missus would just like to tell you that we're sure you had nothing to do with strangling those 16 nuns, and your conviction with regards to that nasty cannibalism charge is surely bogus. We refuse to believe any of those charges about your indiscretions with those farm animals, either. Can you believe they called it rape? Philistines!

    In any event, if you'd like to stop by someday for tea, please do so. Don't bother to knock- just come on in. Oh- the alarm system is broken, and my gout's been acting up, so I can't defend myself very well. Too much of the high life, you understand!

    Sincerely yours,

    Alan M. Ralsky

    6747 Minnow Pond Dr.

    West Bloomfield, MI 48322

  34. snail-mail spam right back at ya! by Pretbek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Posting the physical address of a spammer on /. and asking people to "please not sign him up for all the snailmail-spam you can find because that is so impolite" seems to have worked well in the past. Well, it worked at annoying the spammer, that is. I don't know if the amount of sent spam actually declined.

  35. How to stop spam... ? by pdboddy · · Score: 1

    Easy really. Either smack all the idjits buying CRAP from spammers (this could work well for the ones clicking on the viruses in their emails too), or make sure every congressman and woman, every senator, every governor, every legislative member, basically everyone at every level of government gets as much spam as Bill Gates. Of course, getting leaders and parliament members of other countries signed up to spam email lists will hasten the demise of spammers, since the US wouldn't be forced to invade to remove the spammers... ;P

    --
    Julie Moult is an idiot.
    1. Re:How to stop spam... ? by pdboddy · · Score: 1

      Heh, as an addendum, getting the Chairman, and say, the top 20 most important people in China spammed to heck would help shut down those spam operations in China...

      --
      Julie Moult is an idiot.
  36. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How so?

  37. Hand Wringing by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    MakeLoveNotSpam, was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd.
    Hand wringing? Like all vigilantes, you love to emphasis your own macho attitude and the supposed wimpiness of your detractors. Whereas the real issue is the collatoral damage.
  38. Re:a shot in the head? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they used to crusify people like that as a warning? With thousands next to a road?

    They made one of them a halfgod to my recollection.
    No showing off eliminated criminals as a warning or to set an example is the lesson we should learn from that imo..

  39. Don't "unsubscribe"... by skammie · · Score: 1, Informative

    among other things in the spam that you already get. Use Thunderbird for your email. It turns off images in email by default, so you can delete those unwanted emails. Use fake info, or use BugMeNot when you need to register for news sites. Run Ad-Aware at least once a week. Install a good anti-virus program, and scan for virii weekly. Don't sign up for contests. Resist the tempation to smack the monkey. You won't get a free anything. Don't give out your real email. Use a Yahoo, Hotmail, or Gmail account. Use Firefox with Adblock or Nuke Anything extensions, or both. Just don't fucking click on those ad-banners. You don't need Bonzai Buddy!!! arrrgh

    --
    "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber..."
  40. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Then, of course, there's a possibility that he wasn't serious.
    Did you consider that possibility?

  41. Don't even ignore spam. by AtomicJake · · Score: 1

    Don't even ignore spam.

    Seriously. ;-)

  42. No war, no innovation by seachnasaigh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Lycos thing was an interesting sortee, but on a day-to-day basis? I'll keep doing what I do now: learn, build better filters, make it harder for the stuff to get through, defeat the purpose, drive their numbers down a fraction. I'm a systems admin; my users don't see much spam, largely because I've spent months tweaking the filters to stop it, building better code into my SpamAssassin, etc. Does it annoy me? Not really. It keeps me employed, and it makes me think, actually. A wise man once said, rather coldly, that without war there would be no innovation. (I'm paraphrasing). Largely, that's true I think ... though he didn't say anyone had to actually be killed. This is a war; spam, phishing, viruses ... they've made us all grow up, realise that the 'net isn't a toy any more, and stretch ourselves just a bit to make it safer, faster, etc. Yes, this doesn't help your Mum's computer, but one day it will. I'm not going to say spam is good, but I will say I think it was inevitable, and that our reaction to it can in fact turn out to be beneficial.

    --
    Irish by birth, Southern by the Grace of God.
  43. Forward the spam to the BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For the spam that sells software, I parse the html code (kmail shows the code, not the rendered page) for links to the spam sites selling the software. It's almost always Microsoft Office, Macromedia Dreamweaver (and/or Flash and I forget the other Macromedia software), Adobe suites, Intuit's Quicken or QB, Symantec's software, AutoCad (?) and a few other regulars I can't remember right now. Almost always, the software includes the big ones above, and sometimes a few others.

    So I parse the links, removing the filler, isolate the links, then go to BSA's site, and fill out their piracy form. I provide the isolated links, along with the entire email itself including headers, so that they can investigate the spamvertisement themselves.

    Then I add a few words of encouragement at the bottom. Three words are generally enough, you can figure out your own slogans as a substitute.

    Keeps the BSA busy, their minds on other things, minimizes the amount of trojaned software that clueless users download via spam if BSA actually takes action to close the sites or go after site owners, and lets me kill some time.

    I've been thinking of ratting out the criminals selling "pirated" software on Craig's List to the BSA piracy line as well. Maybe I'll make that the next step. It'll keep cheap "pirated" windows software off people's computers, and perhaps give the prospective buyers more incentive to use FOSS/Linux instead. Or at least OpenOffice on Windows, which makes it easier to get them on FOSS/Linux platform later.

    The BSA is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Without them, why would most Windows users migrate to Linux? Because its a better platform? Bahhh! They don't even know they're running Windows, let alone why Linux is better or not.

  44. Easy concept by 8400_RPM · · Score: 1

    It seems easy enough.
    1. Central hubs who collect spam
    2. Each client has a unique email address that the hubs forward spam to.
    3. The client pipes the email through grep and uses netcat to download all .jpg and .gif files. The client waits 2-3 minutes and does it again.

  45. Re:Not illegal to compromise machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compromising machines is only illegal if the victim can prove $5,000 in damages. Can you prove $5,000 in damages if I break into your machine and start using it to send spam? It is the same with spyware that uses browser exploits, hacking/cracking is not illegal unless you can prove $5,000 in damages, at least not under US federal law. I don't think there is any minimum damages requirement in UK law though.

  46. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by tjusky · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that Americans aren't better?

  47. no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves dept by suwain_2 · · Score: 1
    MakeLoveNotSpam, was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd.



    Just FYI.
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  48. Re:What about - you don't have to force us! by Laebshade · · Score: 1

    Most major ISPs actively search out people who are spamming. The ISP I work for (which is sort of a meta-ISP) does this.

  49. OpenBSD's spamd seems like a good idea by sporri · · Score: 1

    Daniel Hartmeier of PF fame has a nice little howto on how to tarpit spammers on http://www.benzedrine.cx/relaydb.html I just love that idea, grab them in the act, delay them and send a NDR in the end.

    And of course, if you ever meet anybody who bought anything form a spammer, hit them on the head with a big plank.

    Sporri

    1. Re:OpenBSD's spamd seems like a good idea by kd3bj · · Score: 2, Interesting
      At jtan.com we have used spamd for about a year. We use it with an dynamic honeypot system to automatically identify and tarpit spammers.(We have publised this spamtrapd system as OSS).

      All spamd/pf does, for those of you that don't know, is to stall the spam sender by sending replies v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y using a daemon that runs alongside sendmail. The OpenBSD pf packet filter is used to redirect data away from the real SMTP daemon and to spamd. Some people call spamd a tarpit.

      Typically we have about 200-300 spammers in our tarpit at a given time, with a mean time of stalling at a few minutes. At the end of the stalling, we send a 550 rather than a 450 -- a 450 temp fail IMHO is irresponsible and causes more problems than any spammer-punishing benefit it might have.

      I'm not sure tarpits are punishing anyway. Rather tarpits reduce the effectiveness of the spamming by tying up the senders in the tarpit rather than sending more junk to people.

      I assume that spammers are wise to tarpits. We see a large number of disconnects within a few seconds. Of course, lots of folks program a HELO or multi-recipient delay in their MTA. That is a complementary technique that helps tarpits be even more effective. The longer it takes for spammers to tell that they are tarpitted, the less spam they can send.

    2. Re:OpenBSD's spamd seems like a good idea by JonMartin · · Score: 1

      We use spamd at my workplace. We had some stupid spammer sitting in the tarpit for over 46 hours. Highly amusing and very effective when combined with greylisting.

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  50. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the "help" is in the form of a cluster bomb that kills both me and my assailant, then certainly hope they don't try to "help" me.

  51. death of the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't spam that is killing email, it is the wide variety of anti-spam implimentations that is. If you send an email and it didn't make it to its destination was it just a glitch or did it get eaten by some anti-spam technology. Did the anti-spam technology malfunction or is there a problem on your side.... It is a nightmeare to try and figure this stuff out.

    Now people want to flood the evil guys off of the internet. Spam eats up a lot of bandwidth as it is, now we want to use more bandwidth to fight it. This isn't an attack on bad guys, it is an attack on the internet. This useless traffic further degrades its performance.

  52. Visiting the URLs by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

    Several people have proposed scripts that click the links in the e-mails received.

    Does this not confirm to the spammers that the address they're hitting is valid? MOST of the spam I get passes some form of variable passed, presumably to uniquely track me.

    I'd be very angry if my ISP's mailserver was clicking these links for me.

    Sure, if done enough, this will completely ruin the idea of tracking people through link-clicking. But in the period between now and when it's fully-implemented, won't it just make more trouble?

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    1. Re:Visiting the URLs by sulli · · Score: 1

      Depersonalize the links and just automatically hit the IP.

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      RTFJ.
  53. Hey, STUPID by buss_error · · Score: 1
    despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd.

    No one complained about defending yourself, they complained because fighting abuse with abuse is:

    stupid

    in many cases illegal

    in some cases against the wrong party.

    DoSing someone's server is illegal in the US. Had Lycos tried it on my allocation, they would have been null routed as soon as I found out about it.

    Attacking someone's web site is not defense. Even if they are a spammer, it doesn't make it right.

    And if any of my users ever used the service, I'd kick them off too. Pull your head out of where you stuck it, you aren't getting enough O2.

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    1. Re:Hey, STUPID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And if any of my users ever used the service, I'd kick them off too. Pull your head out of where you stuck it, you aren't getting enough O2.

      And I'd post your company's name in NANAE as a spam supporter, then nominate you for more blacklists run by the secret cabal. Good luck getting legitimate customers when they're nullrouted.

    2. Re:Hey, STUPID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If YOUR allocation is hosting a spammer, they YOU are the Problem and your ISP should pull your plug. It is about time for ICAN to start removing allocations from services that are hosting spammers.

      YOU ARE the PROBLEM!!!!!

    3. Re:Hey, STUPID by buss_error · · Score: 1
      If LYCOS was on my allocation, they'd get tossed as fast as any spammer for DoSes.

      Spammers exceed the speed of light if they manage to get past due dilligence. Only one managed it so far in five years, for a total of eleven hours of connect time. They were discon'ed within minutes of the FIRST verified complaint.

      Take your favorite explitive, apply it to yourself.

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    4. Re:Hey, STUPID by buss_error · · Score: 1
      Terms of service doesn't allow for spamming, nor does it allow for DOSing someone elses site. In my book, A DOS'er is just as bad as a spammer. The only difference is that I won't get sued for hosting a spammer (the spammer may sue for getting tossed off, but f' 'em. They are H.I.S.T.O.R.Y. on my allocation), but hosting a DOSer and not discon'ing him WILL RESULT IN A SUIT. Let someone DOS Radio Shack from YOUR allocation, and see how fast Tandy Towers can decend upon you with legons of lawyers.

      If you can't understand why DOSing ANYONE, even a spammer, is wrong, then get off the internet. You don't belong here.

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  54. My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A long (long) time ago, I came home to find my wife pumping some online poll, somewhere. Vote, click, wait, back. Vote, click, wait, back. It seems that Marvel was running a "who's the coolest X-Man" poll, and the various fan-groups were doing their damndest to win. Since I wanted my computer back, SpamHammer was born. With a dynamic array of winsocks, it'd allocate as many as the target server could handle, and repeat the voting that you'd "taught" it xxx times. It did well, to the order of a thousand or so per minute if the target could handle it. I must say, the pained expressions on the faces of the various people who were NOT in my wife's fan-group was worth every minute spent coding it, if only I could have seen them. An army of them would spend an hour pumping in a few thousand votes... I'd throw in 10k votes in the time it'd take to make a cup of coffee. It was a few years ago, but it was the type of user-torture that lasts a lifetime.

    Eventually, the phishing scams came out. And the mortgage quotes were flowing in. And I got tired of all of them. And I remembered SpamHammer.

    So, a LOT of searching of the old file-tree to find it, a little tweaking, and V2.0 was born. This new version supports everything needed to pump tons of crap into any site, POST or GET, cookies or not. I spared no feature - from random emails, random name permutations from the USCB, junk mailing addresses that'll pass a city/state/zip xref, random credit card numbers with proper checkdigits, and even stuff picked from lists (think of med sites). Mortgage quoters want leads? Here, have a million. Just don't bitch when the lenders refuse to pay for those leads. Phishers want accounts and passwords? No problem - with the added benefit of DOSing the target host. Free viagra? Oooo... I get wood just thinking about it... here, have a hundred thousand orders for random crap on your site.

    I'm not sure why, but there's something satisfying about getting a "write failure: access denied" after pumping a few million POSTs into a site, consisting of every major field being 32K each. The only thing more satisfying is knowing that certain med-sites simply email the order to an in-box... here, have a big pile of 1Meg emails.

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    1. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by SlashdotMeNow · · Score: 1

      That sound like a winner! Where can I get it?

    2. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by gsperling · · Score: 1

      I'd really love to get my hands on SPAMHAMMER 2.0. If you're willing to make it available, please drop me an email. There might be some hosted bandwidth in it for ya... =)

    3. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by sulli · · Score: 1

      Let me agree with the others. Please post or create a sourceforge page for this.

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    4. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by toxtothogrady · · Score: 1

      I'm with the rest, where can we get it?

    5. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by sonictheboom · · Score: 1

      come one Smurf Bob, give us the code....

    6. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I am in agreement with the other replies, please post a link....

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    7. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by josath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you would do a lot of good to hand out the code for this. If you are worried, post it annonymously on P2P or something, or get a friend to post it. But a lot of /.ers would use this to good effect.

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    8. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by cliffski · · Score: 1

      please post a link to this program. I tend to paste tables of 2 pizel gifs nto my website occasionally (leeching the bandwidth from viagra sites) but this sounds way better.

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    9. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by zfusion · · Score: 1

      Spamhammer sounds like the exact same thing I've been thinking about developing. I haven't had the time to do it though. If you make the code available please let me know (seth at zfusion dot com)

    10. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two other apps out there that do this. Formfucker is one of them from NANAE, since vanished but brutally effective. The other is at formflood.sourceforge.net but is no longer under active development.

      If Bob really has written Spamhammer and isn't just full of it, cough it up!

    11. Re:My payback? SPAMHAMMER 2.0 by cliffski · · Score: 1

      looks like the latter

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  55. No, a legal solution. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I just returned from serving about 12 lawsuits on Avtech direct. With enough people suing spammers under their state's laws, it will tend to reduce much of the spam -- by making the spammers pay for spammers.


    Even though spam may be international, the foreign companies can be sued. When you send spam into the USA (or the particular state) you are subject to the laws of the USA. After I sued Global Web promotions, the FTC sued them and siezed their funds. Even though they are in Australia, they are doing business here by sending spam.

    1. Re:No, a legal solution. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Cool. That's the best news I've heard all day.

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    2. Re:No, a legal solution. by triclipse · · Score: 1
      That is awesome. I have filed two spam suits myself here in California. I have learned quite a bit and, if I file another lawsuit, I will be much more effective.

      What jurisdiction are you in, if I may ask?

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    3. Re:No, a legal solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  56. Whatever-This means war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Anyhow, I have a new plan. I'm going to drive 90mph on YOUR sidewalk because I have a problem with people driving like idiots. I encourage everyone else to do the same. Get drunk, do donuts in other peoples lawns, take out their fences. Run over their pets - hell, kill a few kids! That'll sure teach people that they should be more responsible when they drive."

    What war is to states, vigilantism is to citizens.

  57. ObWalMart by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I found the heart. But it turned out to be a mirror.

  58. Putting "cloaking service" operators in jail by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    RegisterFly, a service which "cloaks" domain registrations by using RegisterFly's contact information in place of the actual registrant, may be committing felonies by so doing.

    From the CAN-SPAM act:

    • Sec. 1037. Fraud and related activity in connection with electronic mail

      `(a) IN GENERAL- Whoever, in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce, knowingly-- ....

      (4) registers, using information that materially falsifies the identity of the actual registrant, for five or more electronic mail accounts or online user accounts or two or more domain names, and intentionally initiates the transmission of multiple commercial electronic mail messages from any combination of such accounts or domain names, ....

      "or conspires to do so, shall be punished as provided in subsection (b)."

      (2) a fine under this title, imprisonment for not more than 3 years, or both, if-- ...

      (B) the offense is an offense under subsection (a)(4) and involved 20 or more falsified electronic mail or online user account registrations, or 10 or more falsified domain name registrations;

    The CAN-SPAM act is soft on spamming, but tough on spam-related fraud. That can be useful.

    Note the "or conspires to do so" clause. Knowingly assisting in a criminal offense satisfies the legal definition of conspiracy. "Cloaking services" are in deep trouble if they knowingly provide that service for a spammer. Unlike ISP's, there's no "safe harbor" for them.

    As for the "knowingly" part, whenever you find a spam associated with a "cloaked" domain, send a note to the cloaking service, and post that you've done so to some public spam forum that's indexed by search engines. That will put them on record as knowingly cooperating in a criminal conspiracy. The next person who gets a spam from the same party will have that information as legal ammunition.

    When you've got that info, report it as Internet fraud..

  59. The Mob... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...is missing a really great opportunity to improve its public image.

    rj

    1. Re:The Mob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mob is behind online extortion, at least the russian mob. Spam is one of their tools. Why would they fight it? Hell, why would they even advertise? This isn't like Snow Crash, where people walk around with jackets emblazoned with "MAFIA"

  60. Report addresses to abuse desks by dragonman97 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For 419ers and other spammers that tell you to correspond with them via Yahoo! or other free e-mail services, I strongly recommend reporting them to the abuse department for that provider. This can cause innocent fools from being able to actually contact the 419er, and if the success rate drops, then perhaps some of them will quit, if it's not worth their time. Yahoo! and others do not need their name further tarnished as being supporters of these scams, so cutting them off can only be beneficial to them.

    Wasting the bandwidth of these phishers only hurts the Internet, by wasting resources. Do keep in mind that the sites may be using stolen credit cards, and the ISPs will lose money on overspent bandwidth bills when the CC company halts payment.

  61. Visit spammer URLs once, just once by brj · · Score: 1
    Ever since the birth, and obvious short life, of MakeLoveNotSpam, I've been thinking that a better way would be to visit the urls that were sent to you as spam. Not over and over in a DOS fashion, but just once. And not urls that have been sent to other people in some big database.

    I don't think that would be illegal and if everyone did it, it would certainly raise the cost of spamming.

  62. Forward the spam, but not just to the BSA by IrishMASMS · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are a few organizations & companies that would love for you to forward on your spam; and Spamcop [http://www.spamcop.net/] would love to help you LART the headers & spam web hosts.

    You can tell where the spam comes from; or at least identify the web sites they are spamvertizing. Yes, it is sometimes a BPITA - hence why I use spamcop to help auto LART the headers/email for me. I know with squirrel mail any spam you can auto forward to your spamcop account to be LARTed.

    Normally I LART anything that gets past the spam filters, thinking that anything that does get caught is by the big spamhouses. I also report my spam to the Feds for action:
    "FTC" uce@ftc.gov,
    "US Postal Inspectors service" fraud@uspis.gov

    These folks ask for spam, to either tweak their anti-spam tools or for internal investigation:
    "junk_brightmail.com" junk@brightmail.com,
    "SendUsSpam" spam@sendusspam.com,
    "Spamarchive" submit@spamarchive.org,
    "Spamrecycle" spamrecycle@chooseyourmail.com,

    Specific countries have anti-spam efforts:
    "Spam from China" spam@ccert.edu.cn,
    "Spam from Korea" spamcop@kisa.or.kr,

    As already mentioned - any spam offering grey market (aka cheap) software?
    "BSA" software@bsa.org,
    "SBA" piracy@spa.org

    Any 419 scams?
    "419@nigeriapolice.org" 419@nigeriapolice.org,
    "Central Bank of Nigeria" info@cenbank.org,
    "thoselads_scamorama.com" thoselads@scamorama.com,
    "Treasury Nigeraian scam reporting" 419.fcd@usss.treas.gov

    Child pr0n?
    "FBI" iitf.tampa@fbi.gov,
    "FBI_Child_porn" complaints.detroit@fbi.gov

    Any stock or securities spam?
    "cyberfraud@nasaa.org" cyberfraud@nasaa.org,
    "nasd Penny stock fraud submittal" ombuds@nasd.com,
    "Securities fraud SEC" enforcement@sec.gov

    Any food or drug spam?
    "FDA_Complaint" webcomplaints@ora.fda.gov,
    "FDA_Complaint2" webmail@oc.fda.gov

    FYI: there are some anti spam groups I am a member of, where a little bit of research dug up these agencies. It is easy enough to set up an auto forward on your spam folder to report & LART the spammer scum. ;)

    HTH!

    1. Re:Forward the spam, but not just to the BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I top posted about the BSA.

      I was forwarding to SpamCop for a while, but got fed up with them. They are quick enough for picking up the sending mail server, but way too often, their software fails to pick up the web address spamvertisement in the email body. And any way I tried altering the links or rewriting them so they got picked up most often failed, plus I didn't want to be accused of altering the "conforming" spamvertisement so they get "blacklisted", in other words, I didn't want to be on the receiving end of a well-funded scum spammer lawsuit because I altered the content so the links to the spam web site got picked up. So I don't alter the emails and the result is that the SpamCop software fails to pick up the web links.

      Its a great service for those that use it. And the original author/developer of the site deserves recognition and congratulations and thanks. But there is limitations to it. Blacklisting a mail server that sends spam is useful for those running a mail server and the individuals and companies who choose to use the mail services of someone running a mail server that subscribes to SpamCop and other similar services. But the spammers have more zombie mail servers than they can count. So if they get a thousand mail servers blacklisted, so what? They have another ten thousand in reserve. To stop spam, you have to follow the money. You force the takedown of the web sites. Blacklist the web site ip addresses. Blacklist the subnets if necessary, threats against Savvis by one of the other blackhole orgs worked. One of the things that I did was to complain to yahoo and hotmail and aol for fake contacts in the whois of the spammer web sites. Sometimes they cancelled the accounts, yahoo a little more often than others, though not by much. After that, complain to GoDaddy, Tucows, Network Solutions, and other domain registrars to cancel the domain because of fake or non-working contact info, due to the cancelled or obviously fake email addresses. You know what? Tucows told me to fuck off. GoDaddy ignored me. Network Solutions? Nothing better. And Ghandi? Ghandi, those marvelous bastards, told me that they have no control over what their domain holders do, it isn't there business.

      With registrars like these, who needs enemies?

      Follow the money. Hold the companies that profit from selling the product or service through spam accountable. An organization touting penny stocks? Public stocks? Doesn't the SEC, the NASD, the NYSE, CME, CBoT and others all control public companies? The company spamming the penny stock is being paid in cash and stock? Then the public company knows or should have known that the company they hired to market their company is spamming. Ignorance can't be a defense. Use legitimate companies for marketing, or don't market. Spam your penny stock company? Get delisted.

      Next time Chucky Schumer brags about Can-Spam, nail him on it. Next time he brings up a do-not-spam list, in what a spammer in Congressional hearings called a "target-rich" list, nail him on it. The legislators are responsible for legitimizing spam. They like the DMA and Chamber of Commerce contributions. The honorariums. The cushy jobs awaiting their aides and themselves when they retire from the damage they are doing in the Senate and Congress. Call them on it. Make it public. Start a web site that records the votes of legislators on Can-Spam. That quotes them on target-rich do-not-spam lists. That quotes them on issues near and dear to the DMA and Chamber of Commerce that preserves their right to spam. To call you because you "did business" with them 17 months ago.

      Light is an excellent disinfectant. Follow the money, shine the light on the legislators. Works as good as a can of Raid.

  63. Easy, just firewall off the source countries by Ezza · · Score: 1

    So if we block all port 25 traffic from America (where most spam comes from), China and Korea we fix the spam problem!

    No, wait...

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  64. I felt a great disturbance in the Internet.... by LGagnon · · Score: 1

    As if millions of spammers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

  65. Re:It's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> yup... mod me way down, I suck

    remember kids, always log off before you leave the lab

  66. Slashdot isn't a person by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    If you want anyone to remotely take you seriously, you will have to first drop the double-standard. ...and as we all know, Slashdot is a single entity, with 700,000 user accounts all controlled by one mind. That's the reason why differences of opinion, name-calling, and petty insults are so rare here, we're all the same person.

    Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Slashdot isn't a person by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

      700,000 user accounts all controlled by one mind

      If you bothered to read the quoted text, you would see I was speaking directly to vacuum_tuber. He is one of the many whiney twits on here who bring these double standards, not only to the forums, but to the front page.

      You are not a question wrapped inside an enigma. The Internet has made you stupid. Go outside now before it is too late.

  67. Spam Traps. by qualico · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I get a lot of spam attempts on my kevin@qualico.ca email.

    Using scripting, I've made myself a nice little spam trap.
    If you test mail.qualico.ca, you'll see its an OPEN RELAY!

    BUT, if you try to use it...your email will be dissected and automatic abuse notifications sent to the upstream ISP of the target site, the injecting IP's ISP and any other IP listed in the email.
    Further, reports are sent to all the major blackhole listing sites.

    Very effective at shutting down sites because the instant reporting reduces the time spammers rely on between site switching.

    I've been responsible for taking down a lot of sites and will continue to fight spam with every tool at my disposal.

    Now if I could only extend this functionality to Malware and Adware sites.

  68. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by vandan · · Score: 1

    When did Dubya sever people's limbs? I thought he only oversaw the gassing of more 'convicted' criminals than any other governor. And we all know how American justice works, isn't that right Iraq / Afghanistan / Palestine / Chille / Venezuela?

  69. One Stop Shopping! by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 2, Funny
    That list was very helpful. I lost weight, have a larger penis, refinanced my mortgage, and am now hooked on Vicodin.

    Thank you, Slashdot!!!

  70. Re:Report addresses to abuse desks (yeah, right!) by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but the abuse desks almost never do anything useful. They are constrained by the lack of manpower, and they are constrained by ISP policy from doing anything that could ever be considered censorship to avoid losing the "common carrier" protections they currently enjoy.

    Moreover, for many ISP's, spammers with "pink" contracts pay good money and help keep pay the ISP's bills. Agis.net tried this, and it wasn't until the Cyberpromo spammers had their upstream routers DOS attacked to death that Agis stopped taking Cyberpromo's checks, despite Cyberpromo's demonstrably criminal and fraudulent behavior.

    To an ISP on the edge, a paying customer is very valuable.

  71. Re:Not illegal to compromise machines by sqlrob · · Score: 1

    Can you quote the section of the law that places the $5000 limit?

    I think that's just the limit at which the FBI will seriously consider prosecuting. And I'm sure the aggregate is more than $5000, which is what they are going to look at.

  72. Slashdot isn't a person-Defacto Perceptions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh, wait..."

    Your perception would be correct in the absence of a "majority rules" moderation system. However one is in place, and by it's actions create a defacto "group consensus" on various issues. Much as biological forces create enough commonality amoungst humanity that doctors, and societies can function, even in the face of all not being exactly alike.

  73. Just DoS the f*ckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I just use Mail Avenger to DDoS the boxes sending me spam.
    echo ping -l 3 -i 0.2 -c 20 -s 65507 $CLIENT_IP > ~/.avenger/rcpt+spamtrap
  74. solve itself? not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If people would just stop buying based on spam, the problem would solve itself.

    When a person buys the product without receiving a spam, how would the vendor know? They don't! they assume that the latest campain brought the customer to their site. Therefore they would pay the spammer again despite the fact that nobody bought anything based on 'the ad'. Which implies that they will keep on spamming as long as ANYONE buys the product! To stop the spam you need to blacklist the site completely and prevent anyone from buying anything, otherwise the pink bunny keeps on spamming.

  75. Something I contemplated doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've received relatively little spam because I haven't handed out my e-mail address much. However, I have gotten some generic viagra spam from one site a few times and did check it out to see if I could slashdot it or something (I've got 3 boxes with 100mbit/s connections) - I only managed to slow it down a little with wget but then I noticed that one delivery option they had was cash-on-delivery. I did consider ordering and giving a completely bogus but legit-looking address - eg. John Smith Road 5, valid zip-code and so on - or eg. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue because that would in fact have cost the spammer assholes money. AFAIK the post office would've charged them for the delivery (and return). Obviously the spammers would've gotten my IP but I seriously doubt that they could've done anything. To track me down they'd first have to contact the FBI and ask them to contact Interpol so that Interpol would contact the Finnish police (since I live in Finland) and get the Finnish police to get the logs from my ISP.

  76. ObSimpsons by sharkey · · Score: 1
    Make sure it's the heart, though...

    "Ummm, Dad? That's his crotch."

    --

    --
    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  77. Calling All Webmasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The easy way to kill these spam sites is for all webmasters with high traffic sites to add an invisible div layer on their web page that loads the spam site in an iframe.

    Code:

    <div style="position:relative; visibility:hidden;">
    <iframe width="1" height="1" src="http://www.spamsitetokill.com/"></iframe>
    </ div>

    What this will do is cause ever single visitor to your site to load the spammers site, including all of the images on the page.

    If your site gets 1,000 visitors per day, the spammers site now gets an extra 1,000 visitors per day.

    If 100 webmasters do this, the spammers site now gets an extra 100,000 visitors per day. Certainly enough to blow any profits they'd make.

    Your visitors aren't hurt and don't ever see the page. I just checked in Firefox and it doesn't even add the page to the history! But I confirmed in my web access logs that the page and all of the images are loaded.

    If you really wanted to get nasty you could load a page in the iframe that had an array of URL's to view and reloaded a new one via javascript every 10 seconds.

  78. An extreme vigilante idea I've had... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've wondered if a fund that takes donations to help anti-spam vigilantes with legal problems would work - that is scaring spammers shitless by having a fund with a FAQ like this:

    Question: I shot a known spammer, will you assist me?

    Answer: Yes, we will fund a lawyer dream team to prove your innocence since it is obvious that you just went to the spammer to tell him/her that you disapprove of his/her actions but went temporarily insane and shot him/her. Furthermore, we will also rewar... pay compensation for the trauma this has caused you. You will receive $ 1 000 000 for rehabilitation treatment of your choice.

  79. Credit Card? by NuTTyGuY · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think the best and very simple solution would be to just have someone figure out the spammers credit card info, then post it on slashdot.

    He gets his bill for $10,000 in penis enlargements and he might just stop spamming....

  80. Can we not follow the money? by Marrow · · Score: 1

    How are these products paid for? Cant we create a set of "tagged" identities that when they try to get money using the card or check, they get identified by their bank to the authorities and their accounts frozen?

    Enforcement (feds or state) could just merrily issue purchases for the products and the banks would freeze the spammers accounts.

  81. technology is the solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is where the real technology of smart cards comes into play. First, throw away all the credit cards, and then issue smart cards. Smart cards will refuse to do business with spammers otherwise we could not call them 'smart'! Obviously some people are too stupid to be allowed to buy just anything off the web. Problem solved.

  82. Learn to love spam - spam email == target practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently changed my attitude towards spam - it used to annoy me no end, until I started thinking about it differently.

    Now, rather than being bothered about it, I actively look forward to receiving the endless supply of IP addresses that I can use as target practice.

    You too can join the fun - simply get a Linux box, and copies of nmap and Nessus...

  83. This is just rediculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is no more right to DoS spam websites than it is to DoS SCO's website or anybody else's website. I find it funny that Slashbots seem to consistently complain about weak script kiddies giving Open Source a bad name, then turn around and run some lame script against some spammer's website. Innocent people are always caught in the crossfire of vigilante justice, and some people will abuse the power and take it too far.

  84. Costing the insurance companies not spammers by SCVirus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you really think these spam servers, websites and there bandwith costs are not fraudulently optained? Your not costing the spammers your costing whoever ends up paying the credit card bill. Probably the credit card company will take up the tab, sometimes the acual person.

  85. "Running Man" Competition? by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    A public forum (for a public punishment),
    in which "subscribers/bettors" can help
    determine the exact cause of death.

    History provides some wonderful examples
    of appropriate punishment, most of which
    derive from the Middle Ages (draw-and-
    quarter, rack, impalement, tar-and-feather,
    burn at stake, beheading, hanging, etcetera).

    Your vote counts! Vote early and often!

  86. Hi, we're from your ISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of you considering the idea of participating in such a botnet might want to check your copy of your ISP's terms of service (a legally binding contract). Note the section "Denial of Service". Yes, that's right, your ISP can and *will* discontinue your service for DoSing.

    Your ISP has spelled out in pretty clear terms what is and is not OK. DoSing is not OK because judging "good" DoS from "bad" DoS isn't practical -- thus, DoS is bad, period. If you want to DoS, I don't want you as a customer. Clear enough?

  87. Something that might bug them... by Lefty+Veggie · · Score: 1

    I saw this URL: http://rs4.anti-leech.com/spam/spambot_stopper.php

    This was linked from a site I visited the other day. Apparently at the moment it does not work... I'm sure it's the correct URL. This is supposed to have a very long list of false e-mails that are displayed just to make the bots go crazy. I think that's a good idea, to support them you just need to link them from any "contact" page you have in your site.

    1. Re:Something that might bug them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is interesting too:

      http://www.projecthoneypot.org/

      Lets website admins track the harvesters stealing email addresses from their websites.

  88. Please publish the tools you use for this. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    I hope you've got some automated Perl setup for this. If you could automate the reporting of abuse, we could cut down on spam in a much more effective way than DDoSing websites.

    --
    --
    Internet Explorer (n): Another bug -- that is, a feature that can't be turned off -- in Windows.
    1. Re:Please publish the tools you use for this. by qualico · · Score: 1

      Here is the kicker.
      If I make it open, (never thought I'd say this), I'd be paranoid someone will hack it.

      If I wasn't so fascinated with Replay and MythTV right now, I'd start something up.
      I could just remove the important personal keys in the code.

      You have the right idea though.
      Automate the report process and collaborate the results in a database.
      More reports start filling up the AUP admins, and the site will be axed quickly.

      You could even get into predictive stats through combinations of demographics and injection patterns.

      Kind of like weather prediction.

      The "serial spammers" will be tracked.

      I smell blood!

      Especially since I've backed up years of spammer traffic log data.
      Could even run a scoop through what I have to date.
      (Would be very interesting and informative no doubt.)

      Some spammers are just plain reckless.
      And that will be their undoing.

  89. Re:Report addresses to abuse desks (yeah, right!) by dragonman97 · · Score: 1

    Free Yahoo! accounts don't make them any money. I've already sent them a 419er's e-mail, and they shut down the account, citing abuse of policy.

    I'm the abuse contact for my workplace, and I take requests seriously, thank you very much. I'm aware of what goes on at other places, but if the person isn't even a paying customer, they have no reason to put up with that junk.

    My appeal is mostly to ask to get the free accounts shut down, as this is largely what a bunch of spammers list as contact info. The addresses they sent from will be shutdown within minutes of their mailing, but they must maintain some presence on the Internet, and random Yahoo! and Hotmail accounts are definitely one way that they'll go. Also, some reputable hosts might actually listen, so give it a shot if you can. Let's shut this mess down the right way.

    DDOSing them won't solve the problem, and realistically, most people here know that.

  90. Body/Content URL DNSBL by M'Barr · · Score: 1

    I saw at one point a new URL based DNSBL. It was supposed to use URL's found in the body of spam to form a blackhole list. Any one know what it is?

    It seemed like it would be a very effective BL.

  91. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by djeddiej · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of these!

    --
    just a web application developer and instructor in Toronto, ON Canada
  92. Cmdr Cheeze Wiz's Spammer Punishment Plan by CmdrCheezeWiz · · Score: 1

    Hey Kiddies! Here's a list of punishments for naughty spammers!
    1. Castration by Chainsaw
    2. Drawing and Quartering
    3. Trephining with rusty nails
    4. Chinese Bamboo Torture
    5. Chinese Water Torture
    6. Disembowelment with a squegee
    7. Give them the job of going around in prison showers and picking up all the soap while the inmates are showering

    1. Re:Cmdr Cheeze Wiz's Spammer Punishment Plan by Bisqwit · · Score: 1

      In the spirit of the "electricity via ethernet" and trend today, I recommend:
      1. Castration with Rusty Nails
      2. Chinese Chainsaw showers
      3. Disembowelment with Water Torture
      4. Trephining with Chinese Bamboo

      continue the list at your will.
      </mode ";)">

  93. Kill their mailing lists by bstempi · · Score: 1

    I was installing Macafee Security Center for a customer of mine. Trying to ward off boredom during the process, I began to read reviews on the product. It apparently takes mail suspected of spam, and sends it a message similar to the one you get back from a mail server when the email box is full or doesn't exist. The logic is that if the spam program gets a "does not exist" message, it will remove you from it's list. Instead of displaying a 12 year old mind set, how about emptying their mailing lists by creating a program to selectivley "remove" yourself from certain lists by pretending to not exist?

    1. Re:Kill their mailing lists by SlashdotMeNow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Instead of showing off your 12 year old IQ why don't you wake up and remember that 99.9% of spam does not have a valid reply-to or from adress and thus those 'mailbox does not exist' messages will go nowhere. Most zombie spam / virus mails these days forge the headers to look like they came from one of your contacts, so MSC will compound the problem by spamming a random friend whenever you get spam.

    2. Re:Kill their mailing lists by bstempi · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe I'm missing something here. I don't think I am, but I'll throw it out there anyway just for the sake of discussion. How would a spam email or a spam drone fake an email claiming to be someone on your contact list? The only way I can conjure up is that if you're getting spam from people on your contact list, then you too are effected and your box is probably comprimised. If this is a bad assumption, then please do explain. But, operating under what seems to be a good assumption, if your box is in working order, then the span you get will not reflect the address of one of the people on your mailing list. While it may be true that a lot of the boxes that you would potentially reply to will not exist, some of them will. I never claimed that this had a 100% spam reducing effect. But, for those spam morons who send spam through a legit email address, this will stop them. As for those who use drones and comprimised sustems, there is nothing we can do about that. Those drone will come and go, and so will the person who wrote them as they will get their ass kicked in a legal sense for writing malicious software. Oh, and to make it perfectly clear that wiping mailing lists of spammers that have legit email addresses and legit headers, I refuse to believe that 99.9% of spam comes from drones. Though it may be high, it's not 99.9%. A quick Google search can reveil that. And another thing that just came to mind as I'm typing this....if the email comes from a not-so-legit or non-existant address, why would you want to read it? Or even see it? It's not THAT difficult. If you try to send a message back to the spammer and it fails, then it is obviously spam and should be deleted before the user ever gets a chance to read it. Lets also get one thing straight: just because I see the lack of maturity in DoS-ing spammers doesn not mean that I have the IQ of a 12 year old. The person who wants to throw insults at all of those who try to create legit ways to tarpit spam are those with the low IQs.

    3. Re:Kill their mailing lists by SlashdotMeNow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, maybe I'm missing something here.

      You are indeed. The 0wned zombie machine is the spammer's friend. By emailing trojans to millions of Outlook users I can 1) Get a massive list of valid email addresses and 2) Recruit loads of PCs to spam others.

      I don't use my regular email address for anything on the web. Yet I still get spam. Why? Because someone that had my email address in their contact list got 0wned. I get LOTS of spam that's customised with information gathered this way.

      The VAST MAJORITY of spam (everything I've recieved in the last few weeks certainly) comes with forged headers. You can do some research if you want. Send all your spam from all your boxes back to the 'sender' for a couple of weeks and see what happens. Answer? NOTHING. Spammers don't maintain mailing lists. They just supplement them. You can kill your email address for months, and when you create it again I guarantee you'l get spam again immediately.

      And about your 'if the address is bogus don't read it' comment. Are you saying that I should send a 'Are you real' reply to every email I get from a new address? That would sure piss off my clients. I know some companies that does that, and it's irritating as hell.

      Leave the thinking to the professionals kid.

    4. Re:Kill their mailing lists by bstempi · · Score: 1

      Responding primarily to the last part of the post that had anything useful in it (you know, the part between "And about your 'if the address...'" and "leave the thinking to the professionals kid", it may not be a bad idea. I never said that you should, by hand, try to respond to each email that you get. In fact, I implicitly said that it should be done programatically (sp?). Here's a fair example: Every time your POP server recieves an email, it pokes around in the header and attempts to see if the address is real (ie, is the web site fake? is the mail box on that url fake?). If it is, then the POP server can get rid of the message before it ever gets to the user. The user doesn't have to send out annoying "are you real" emails, and the legit senders don't recieve anything extra. I'm going to take a page from your book and tell you to "leave the thinking to the professionals." There are some people who are already using this technique. In this article, the guy who is complaining about spam does use the technique I was talking about. So, in conclusion, I guess I did leave it to the professionals, 'kid' :)

    5. Re:Kill their mailing lists by SlashdotMeNow · · Score: 1

      Um... right. All you can do is check that the domain is valid. You need one of those new (experimental) protocols to check if an ADDRESS is valid. The only way you can currently reliably check for valid email addresses (and not just valid domains) is by actually sending an email and checking if it's accepted. Yes there are protocols in the works that will allow you to check the validity of an email address without doing this, but they're far from universal at this stage. Hence you can't use them because there's a possibility that a legitimate sender does not support these protocols.

      Don't talk about stuff you obviously know nothing about. We've also strayed from your original 'idea' of bouncing spam emails. That's still stupid.

  94. My wish list...JUNK MONKEY 1.0 by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    you've seen the trunk monkey commercials right?

    I'd love to create "Junk Monkey" --whenever I get spam, my Junk Monkey takes a tire iron and beats the living sh*t out of the ISP manager or webmaster that hosts the baneful scourge of the earth known as spammers.

    --

    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  95. How can you fight people with infinite resources? by joel_snyder · · Score: 1

    Reacting to spam as an electronic vigilante seems to cause much more collateral damage than actually solve any problems. Most of us have been victims of unintentional Joe-job attacks, and that's bad enough... how's a couple million misdirected emails in a week to help your to-do list?

    The same thing is true of people who go after spamvertised web sites and the ilk.

    We used to run a public-access traceroute server specifically to help people diagnose network problems. It got picked up by an anti-spam site and started doing 10s of thousands of traceroutes a day.

    Then, the "error rate" began to get to me. Calls at 3AM from morons who couldn't figure out what the hell they were doing, but had somehow had my name show up in some traceroute they were doing. Threatening letters (from more idiots), and even the occasional DoS attack.

    Just got too much and I basically had to cripple the resource because of the false positives.

    Extremely bright and careful people might be able to track & attack spammers, but for every one of those, there are a dozen or a hundred who will mis-type an IP, a URL, or be the unwitting dupe in a third-party DoS attack or in attacking a cracked system.

    I'm not fan of spammers, but the collateral damage that can---and will---be caused by ANY automated 'strike back' system suggests that this is not the path to solving the spam problem.

  96. insentive clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Write your congressman

    I do not have a congressman you insentive clod!

  97. SandTrap is my tool by tutwabee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a webmaster I decided my associates would not appreciate their email addressses being spammed because they were listed on a website but they still wanted their addresses listed on my website. I decided to develop SandTrap, which is now a SourceForge group. The way it works: 1. bots see an empty HTML link tag in the page source and follow it 2. The page they follow it to has meta tags instructing nice bots not to follow the links on the page (noindex,nofollow) 3. The bad bots of course ignore the warning and follow the links 4. The ip address of the bot is recorded and blocked from the server It's written in perl and I've only used it on one website so far but it seems to work in theory at least. Oh... I also replace at symbols in email addresses with an image of an at symbol. That is pretty fail proof.

  98. Punished? by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    What better 'punishment' is there than losing your life savings? Not everyone is as well informed about things as you are apparently. My hat's off to you, but as for myself, I'm far more sympathetic to the victims of the crime than the perpetrators.

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:Punished? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ah but they should be informed that they will be punished for shady dealings. and anyhow.. the real problem with these is when these people use DEBT to gain these (clearly)dishonest profits(which don't even come). so they then end up paying money they don't own(and can't even pay back) to some guy in africa, so your country loses resources without gaining anything back.

      a honest person is much harder to scam as they're more likely to ask someone "is this legal" when they get an offer too good to be true.

      anyhow.. they should be better informed about it. or maybe goverments should run honeypot scams... and then when someone falls for it they'd get a nice brochure back home explaining WHY deals that sound too good to be true ARE too good to be true. and that mutabe msalaki down in africa isn't really an elderly aunt who's got access to millions if you just would max your credit card and send the cash to her.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  99. Here's a fun thing to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cost spammers money!
    1. Go to Google
    2. Enter in 'email marketing'
    3. Click every ad you see

  100. No, a legal solution-Escelation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well that's all well and good. However some of the same arguments P2P'ers use apply to spammers as well.

    1) The law can't touch us.

    2) Technology can't touch us.

    3) Society can't touch us.

    What you have is comparable to a RIAA/MPAA victory. Feels good, but there's always tomorrow.

    1. Re:No, a legal solution-Escelation. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      1) The law can't touch us.

      The law can. Even if you are in Australia, I can reach you -- without even being an attorney. I went after Global Web Promotions in Australia. Now the FTC have them on the ropes, after getting injunctions and having some of their assetts frozen.

      Being in a foreign country only makes it more difficult -- not impossible.

  101. Technical Problem with SpamVampire by syntap · · Score: 1

    It's eating my bandwidth otherwise used for torrentz and pr0n.

    This sig is my best one.

  102. Slashdot Eff3ct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you get spam, post it here... we'll just slashdot their asses. Problem solved! Lets use the insidious power of the /. effect for good!

  103. Funny? by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a disturbing sign of the state democracy is in in America that this has been modded "Funny"...

  104. Not blacklisted? by gottabeme · · Score: 1

    How do you keep your mail server from being blacklisted? Won't the mail relay testers think it's an open relay and blacklist it?

    --
    "Those who consume the bulk of goods are those who make them. We must never forget this secret of our prosperity."
  105. One observes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That people, everywhere, have EXACTLY the kind of government they deserve.

    There was a time when my forebearers, why yes I am eligable to join The Sons of the American Revolution,thought that the government they had wasn't the government they deserved. They used many tools that still exist to day to bring their vision to fruition. Revolution to day is even easier than it has ever been. The individual weilds a far more disproportunate capacity for power than ever before. So if they can't throw off the yoke of whatever oppressive tyrant they happen to be suffering, it's because they just don't really want to. Arabs and Islamists, on average, want, in their heart of hearts, to tell each other what to do under penelty of death, but to do unto their neighbor whatever comes to mind without fear of retribution in any form. That's a formula for a lot of death and mayhem. The last few thousand years of history instruct us that to cure it, you've got to let it work it's course, until there's not enough stuff which is different enough to kill, or until the survivors have just had enough.

    It could be argued, that from a long term approach, our noble intent for maintaining as much peace as possible at all times actually inflicts more harm than a short period of considerable slaughter followed by a more naturally stable peace. Our aggressive pursuit of such ends only insures more people will grow up in poverty in strife, knowing violence their whole lives, keeping the wounds fresh, rather than letting history cover them over. Eventually, it might reach a state where peace can't be had, and to impose it would result in near genocide. Where will the noble sentiment be then?

  106. American Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Are you saying that Americans aren't better?

    They used to be better. Nowadays americans are dumb and self-centered, but I remember a time when the world looked up to the United States. As for the Iraq invasion...

    The torture of Iraqi prisoners (approved from high levels, by all the evidence) suggests that america barely clears the low "better than Saddam" bar. And considering how, prior to the invasion, there wasn't a land war plus widespread terrorism in Iraq, I doubt the average Iraqi feels the situation has improved -- some benefit, others lose, and more live in danger and instability now than under Saddam.

    It seems likely that in 10 years they'll be another Iran, having devolved from one of the most modern societies in the region. Of course, it could be argued, Saddam let this happen. Just as, it could be argued, Bush allowed and encouraged the abuse of prisoners.

    If spammers were treated as badly as the guests of Guantanamo Bay, it might teach a few in the States that unchecked avarice and the complete lack of compassion are bad things. Probably not tho -- the last election indicates a certain moral and intellectual imperviousness in the american masses.

    I realize this is a longer answer than a troll deserves, but as so many convinced right wingers are indistiguishable from trolls these days, we may as well just swat every idiotic fly.

    1. Re:American Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And considering how, prior to the invasion, there wasn't a land war plus widespread terrorism in Iraq,

      You have got to be kidding. Just because the Iraqi government didn't publicly bomb it's victims does not mean they were not terrorized. Uday and Qusay Hussein were a family terrorist machine. The al Qaida apologists for them would like to maintain the status quo. It's far more fun to blow yourself up along with several innocents to make your point than to actually rationally debate it. At least the intentions of the US are for the good, albeit misguided. No widespread land war? Tell that to the gassed Kurds. I'm sure they'll be relieved.

      If you think those prisoners at abu Graib were tortured, you demean those who have truly been tortured. Humiliation is NOT torture. Where is your indignation over the beheadings of innocents? The recruiting of impressionable teenagers to missions of blowing themselves to bits so they can go to heaven to fuck their 72 virgins? Idiots like you make me puke.

      That said, did the US do the right thing by invading Iraq? Probably not. I would agree that people cannot be handed democracy. (You do make a great point that Bush has probably created a new Iranian state clone. That's where your intelligence ends, however). They have to earn it to appreciate it. I hate George Bush, but stupid fucks like you are far more dangerous simply by virtue of the fact there are more of you to screw the world up. Your one-sided criticism destroys your credibility.

      Get yo head out yo ass, shithead.

    2. Re:American Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the Iraqi government didn't publicly bomb it's victims does not mean they were not terrorized.

      Uday and Qusay were not nice people, and neither was John Gotti as long as we're comparing apples to oranges. However, most of the Iraqi populace weren't on the Olympic track team. I don't have the stats at my fingertips, but I bet the number of Iraqi non-combatants killed in the US invasion is greater than all the Iraqi citizens killed by Uday and Qusay.

      [Those objecting to the war in Iraq] would like to maintain the status quo.

      Unlikely. The point is the current situation in Iraq is in many ways worse than the old status quo, and if improvement were to be made it would have required a less blunt method.

      This isn't just hindsight: George H. W. Bush ("the Elder") chose not to overthrow Saddam because his team anticipated that it would lead to a long, violent occupation. And the conventional wisdom in US foreign policy was that every time the US invades an Arab country it inspires new terrorists -- if Bush's goal was to test that assumption, he should have run the experiment on a smaller lab animal.

      The al Qaida apologists for them would like to maintain the status quo.

      This is not just a cheap slur, but evidence of some serious ignorance.

      Al Qaida are probably much happier this way, as Iraq is now a nursery for their type of people. Prior to the invasion, Al Qaida and Saddam were mutual enemies. It's hard to overstate what a big favor the US inadvertently did al Qaida by invading Iraq.

      If anything I'm an apologist for "the Elder" Bush not finishing Saddam off while he had the chance (tho having Norman Schwarzkopf work out the peace treaty was a major bungle).

      At least the intentions of the US are for the good, albeit misguided.

      Tell that to tens of thousands of victims' families. I'm sure they'll be relieved.

      By the way, do you know what those intentions are? They're not to fight terrorism, or to stop WMDs, tho such was implied early on. And the idea that Bush just wanted to liberate Iraq from its cruel dictator seems implausible considering all the other dictators with whom the US does business, not to mention Bush's objections during the 2000 campaign to the Clinton's intervention in the Bosnia-Serbia conflict as "nation building", and the current american indifference toward the situation in Darfur.

      Was the intention to show that Bush was a big man, who could be stronger than Clinton or even his own mighty father? If so, that intention isn't very good. Stupid as all getout, really.

      Are you just presuming the invasion had good intentions?

      If you think those prisoners at abu Graib were tortured, you demean those who have truly been tortured. Humiliation is NOT torture. Where is your indignation over the beheadings of innocents?

      What a conservative stock retort. It compares the actions of a gang of thugs on one side to the US government on the other. Gee the US comes out better? Pats on the back all around.

      Do you remember the first wave of beheadings? They were justified as being revenge for the US treatment of Iraqi prisoners. Prior to that no one would have gone public with such a brutal act because it would have destroyed all Arab sympathy for the terrorists. In effect, the US did regional advance PR for the beheaders.

      Also, when you characterize the prisoner treatment at Abu Ghraib as "humiliation", "NOT torture", I have to presume it means you look at the pictures but don't read the text.

      "... an Iraqi prisoner under the control of what the Abu Ghraib guards called "O.G.A.," or other government agencies--that is, the C.I.A. and i

    3. Re:American Hypocrisy by tjusky · · Score: 1

      Troll, am I? Interesting that I have a higher score than you.

  107. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, according to you, Iraqi lives are worth less than US lives, and we shouldn't liberate them, we should just let them suffer.

    You confuse something. The "liberation" by the Americans is the thing that makes the Iraqi suffer. So you should not have begun to "liberate" them in the first place so they would be ok now as would you - just with a little less oil.

  108. Re:Report addresses to abuse desks (yeah, right!) by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    Actually, DDOS'ing such sites does work. It costs the lazy ISP's real money that can be directly measured and can get their overly cautious policy makers to permit their staff to act. If you think not, then your site is unusual and fortunate in being able to set aggressive anti-spam policies, and I think you're a lucky person in a site that doesn't have anywhere near the size of the more popular free email account sites.

    Shutting accounts down *does* cost time and money from staff who are responsible. Often, to a cautious site, that time and money is more than they can afford or are willing to waste, especially with a low profit item such as free accounts. And those free accounts help them bulk up their advertising numbers. Remember, they make business plans based on the amount of traffic and on click-through advertising of such accounts.

  109. [AOL] by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    [AOL] Me too!!!!!1111eleven [/AOL]

  110. Re:Learn to love spam - spam email == target pract by cpuenvy · · Score: 1

    Briliant!

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  111. My solution? by pla · · Score: 1
    My preferred solution? Well, okay...
    #!/bin/bash
    MSIE="Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)"
    while true; do
    let "LNUM = ($RANDOM % 100) + 1"
    LURL=$(head -$LNUM urls.txt | tail -1)
    wget -r -l 1 -w 1 --random-wait --delete-after --user-agent="%MSIE" "$LURL"
    done
    Where "urls.txt" contains the urls of personally verified spam-product-containing websites.

    Running this myself will do nothing. A dozen friends (with broadband) running it might cost them a bit in bandwidth. A hundred random people running it may even hurt. A million Slasdotters running it would bring any common targetted URLs to a screeching halt.

    C'mon, people... Geeks don't need Lycos to engage in vigilante action against spam. We can do it all by ourselves, with just a few minutes of scripting.

    Have fun. Just make sure you target the right site, rather than helping a scum spammer out on a Joe-job.
  112. If you are using the spamvampire.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Click the next page buttons!
    The first page is hosed completely, the 2nd, 3rd and 4th pages are almost untouched!
    I also recommend that you use the ladvampire as it uses up the bandwidth of criminals associated with the stupid 419 emails.

  113. My Payback? Spamdot! by melkonen · · Score: 1

    Here's a small program that can also be used to trouble the sites advertised in spam. It's quite new and still in beta,but new features are being added as is. http://spamdot.sourceforge.net/

  114. The French and the Germans? by Luscious868 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd

    I didn't realize the that the French and the Germans were against the screensaver.

    Relax people, it was a joke ... and a rather bad joke, I might add :-)

  115. You forgot some lines by doublem · · Score: 1
    It generates a few error if run as-is, so I made some changes.

    When I tested it against my personal domain, it ran for a few minutes before quitting with the error:

    Can't call method "autoflush" on an undefined value at C:\temp\go.pl line 20.

    An error handling module to restart the program could make it fairly bulletproof.. Personally, I'd find it amusing to add a couple of lines to wget the site and rm any local downloaded files on each loop, but that's just me.
    use IO::Socket::INET;
    while (1)
    {

    $sock = new IO::Socket::INET (
    Proto => 'tcp',
    PeerAddr => 'website1',
    PeerPort => '80',
    Reuse => 1
    );
    $sock->autoflush(1);
    push @sockArray, $sock;

    $sock = new IO::Socket::INET (
    Proto => 'tcp',
    PeerAddr => 'website2',
    PeerPort => '80',
    Reuse => 1
    );
    $sock->autoflush(1);
    push @sockArray, $sock;
    print '.';
    }
    The second version (below) gives you a count of how many times it's run, and adds an array to hit multiple domains, instead of adding blocks of code.

    You can make it run a little faster by commenting out the print statements and anything to do with the $x variable. ($x is only used for telling you what's going on, not for any real program logic)
    my @domainlist = ('website1','website2');
    use IO::Socket::INET;
    my $x=0;
    while (1)
    {
    foreach $domain (@domainlist){
    $sock = new IO::Socket::INET (
    Proto => 'tcp',
    PeerAddr => $domain,
    PeerPort => '80',
    Reuse => 1
    );
    $sock->autoflush(1);
    push @sockArray, $sock;
    print "$domain\n";
    }#End foreach to loop through domains

    print "$x\n";
    $x++;
    }#End master while to run until program crash
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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    1. Re:You forgot some lines by doublem · · Score: 2, Informative
      Replying to my own post is bad form, I know, but this version continues executing after fatal errors, and as a result can skim past the autoflush error that killed the last one after 160 iterations or so.

      Be aware, it may have to go through several errors before resuming operation.
      my @domainlist = ('website1','website2','website3');
      use IO::Socket::INET;
      my $x=0;
      while (1)
      {
      foreach $domain (@domainlist){
      eval{check_site($domain);}; warn $@ if $@;#End eval statement
      }#End foreach to loop through domains

      print "$x\n";
      $x++;
      }#End master while to run until program crash

      sub check_site{
      my $site = shift;
      $sock = new IO::Socket::INET (
      Proto => 'tcp',
      PeerAddr => $site,
      PeerPort => '80',
      Reuse => 1
      );
      $sock->autoflush(1);
      push @sockArray, $sock;
      #print "$site\n";
      }#End Sheck Site Sub
      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  116. let the screensaver read your own span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not do the same thing as lycos' screensaver - but do it a little differently. Instead of retrieving web pages using a list of sites that is provided externaly, why not use the user's junk mail folder to determine which sites the web pages are to be retrieved from. Then you are just looking at the web sites that the advertisements have asked you to look at.

  117. Repeat after me - criminalise the advertisers by ectoraige · · Score: 1

    As with any problem, there are many approaches that need to be taken together. No single approach will work. We need to criminalise and prosecute malicous crackers and spammers. We need to educate users to reduce the risk of their machines being used as zombie nodes.
    ISPs need to take responsibility by identifying compromised hosts on their network and taking preventative action.

    However, we also need to criminalise the act of using spam as an advertising medium. Thus far, there is no action being taken on this front, and it would probably be one of the most fruitful strategies. It is much easier to follow the financial trail than to follow a crackers trail.

    Sure, it'll lead to zombies running the websites also, but somebody still has to process the payments eventually. Prosecute them, and you will reduce the spammers market.

    As for vigilantism - if you feel the need to pester somebody, I suggest your local representative would be a much better person to annoy.

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  118. What to do about blog comment & referral spamm by Linuxathome · · Score: 1
    As blogging and website development gets more and more popular, there are a number of "webmasters" who get in over there heads when stuff like comment spam and referral link spam start bogging down their systems and hogging bandwidth and diskspace. I realize that the discussion is in regards to email spam, but I would like to expand it to blog comment spam and referral link spam---group them all together.

    For instance, for those of us who use wordpress to blog, a certain spammer had initiated a large broad attack on Christmas Eve. It has the markings of a possible worm since in the referral URI properties there is code for saving and running perl code. How do webmasters who are on top of their sites report such activity? And more importantly, there are so many people running wordpress who don't know anything beyond their admin PHP pages and have no idea that their system might be compromised.

    Another point that I'd like to make is that referral log spam is on the rise the past 3 years. It's easy to find out more information about some of these referral spam sites---for example try:
    whois popwow.com
    or
    whois tmsathai.org
    You can easily find who owns them (their names, addresses, phone numbers), but what can we do with that information?
  119. Du?d-e, y.o.u ru(l)e. by thegnu · · Score: 0

    Really. I'm not even being facetious. That's a damn excellent idea.

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  120. Re:Spam including URLs - Target Acquisition by jerometremblay · · Score: 1

    Well, you could do that, but the important point is to use only URLs you received in spam yourself, not a list on some web site.

    A single point of information is easy to subvert to attack an innocent host.

    A billion emails is a little harder.

  121. Re:What to do about blog comment & referral sp by wheany · · Score: 1

    I have been hit with guestbook spam. I get a messages full of links to my guestbook almost daily. Now I've just added a filter that removes the whole message text if it has at least 3 urls. At least I don't improve the page rank of as many spam sites now.

  122. No! by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    If it's through the heart, then he'll die right away. Don't you want it to last longer?

  123. Umm... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    vacuum_tuber himself whines: "...despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd."
    There's a difference between "not actively defending yourself" and "actively attacking someone who is attacking you". If you can't see the difference, perhaps you should not attempt to justify one as the other.
  124. Neither. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    I'd throw them both a rope, 1 end each, so that they could pull each other down.

  125. How to turn off the zombies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't anyone dissected a zombie and figured out how to turn it off remotely?

  126. SIgnificant results by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 1

    For those who are interested, and those who visited the Spam Research Tool page (45,994 to date) and especially those who clicked through to the spamsite downloading page and/or have bookmarked and revisited it later (41,101 to date), this seems to have been pretty successful. In building a new URL list from the past day's spam we found that most of our recent spam now points to dark sites. Some apparently took down their web servers to save on bandwidth costs while a few actually took down their DNS records and can no longer be located. Loads/refreshes of the spamloader page continue at 1500-2500 per hour. Since the page autorefreshes twice a day, it wil automatically pick up the new day's URL list if left running.

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  127. Let them drown by Xamusk · · Score: 1

    First, get some spammers e-mail addresses, then one could register them multiple times in other spammers' sites, so they would spam each other. Or maybe one could get their real addresses and a sniper rifle.

  128. Easies way to fight spam by Xamusk · · Score: 1

    Delete your email from your parents' and friends' address books (maybe a trojan to delete it would do the trick).

    I got a friend that had an innovative way to deal with unwanted people, and a similar could be done.
    Get an infinite loop of "NET SEND "YOUR COMPUTER IS A ZOMBIE! TURN IT DOWN OR IT MAY BLOW!"
    This would at least make some people find what a zombie computer is, or give the computer to someone who can get rid of the messages (and the spam trojan with it).

    Well, anyway, those are all Window$ computers! *nix computers don't have trojans (mostly).