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  1. What about Nexus 6? on Google Nexus Gets Wireless Charger · · Score: 0

    Tyrell: Would you... like to be upgraded?
    Batty: I had in mind something a little more radical.
    Tyrell: What... what seems to be the problem?
    Batty: Death.
    Tyrell: Death; ah, well that's a little out of my jurisdiction. You...
    Batty: I want more life!

  2. Re:They don't want to on Congress's Techno-Ignorance No Longer Funny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get together with a million other geeks to throw money at this problem

    This is the problem with allowing money to act as a form of 'free speech'. It's an arms race with more and more money trying to buy the 'right' laws and the people (corporations) that financially benefit from those laws will always have more money to buy more laws.

  3. The one true higher power on Coming Soon: Ubiquitous Long-Term Surveillance From Big Brother · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's all fine and good, as long as authoritarian regimes remember that Santa Claus is watching them .

  4. It's an arms race.. on The Most Dangerous Toys of 2011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They keep making safer toys we keep making more dangerous children.

  5. So, no Shakespeare then? on Japanese Use Wild Monkeys To Track Radiation · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm guessing if they gave them a room full of a million typewriters they'd actually just scream and hurl feces.

    That's probably what I'd do too.

  6. Re:Hardly a fair comparison on The Kindle Skews Amazon's 2011 Best-Seller List · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "with Amazon prime or a $25 order, shipping is free"

    So you're saying for a little more money I can buy 'free' shipping?

  7. Sputtering on Scientists Create World's Smallest Steam Engine · · Score: 4, Funny

    "although it sputters, they admit."

    Isn't that exactly what a steam engine is supposed to do?

  8. Doubleplusgood! on Kindle Touch Gets World's Simplest Jailbreak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could this hack be used to protect your ebook purchases so they can't be revoked after the fact 1984 style?

  9. Re:Friggen finally on TSA Facing Death By a Thousand Cuts · · Score: 1

    I laughed so hard I got sunflower seed fragments in my nasal cavities!

    I hope you were eating sunflower seeds at the time, otherwise you should consult a doctor or somebody who knows about sunflower seeds.

  10. Re:Friggen finally on TSA Facing Death By a Thousand Cuts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they just realized that Santa Claus is watching

  11. Re:Short Sighted on Gardeners Told to Give Exhausted Bees an Energy Drink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..And just how much does the society for the protection of birds know about bees anyways? One theory for colony collapse disorder is malnutrition resulting from beekeepers feeding bees nothing but high fructose corn syrup over the winter. I know when I eat nothing but high fructose corn syrup I don't feel so hot.

  12. More sensible review please, not less. on How Apple's App Review Is Sabotaging the iPhone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the results of the review process resulted in less junk cluttering up the appstore than the delays would be more acceptable, but the things they allow are just bizzare. Do they really need almost 400 separate 'supafan' apps from the same developer where the only difference is which celebrity news is being tracked?

  13. Re:A better use for gaze tech on Gaze-Tracking Software Protects Computer Privacy · · Score: 1

    Screw privacy

    ..They're still working on that, but you'll be glad to know things are progressing well.

  14. I'd like to register a complaint on How To Get Your Program Professionally Marketed? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly slashdot is broken. The first reply is a useful and informative comment? I don't come here to read that sort of nonsense, I come here for for 'soviet russia' jokes and legal advice without any connection to reality.

  15. Entertainment & Economic Woes on 400 Battle Bots Fight, Toss Enemies At RoboGames Competition · · Score: 1

    Battlebots at a bankers convention

    It may not do any good, but there's something to be said for entertainment value.

  16. Benq build quality. on BenQ's GP1 LED Projector — Small Package, Good Thing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got a 4 year old Benq projector and it's still going strong with regular use. They seem to have good build quality, and I love not having a visible TV box in the living room, just a pull down screen for when it's movie time. I'm surprised at the 100 lumen rating, that seems really low, but I guess it works in a dark enough environment.

  17. Re:Oh! on Frog Species Discovered Living In Elephant Dung · · Score: 2, Funny

    Frogs Species Discovered Living In Elephant Dung

    You call that living? ..and now to top it all off they have to deal with paparazzi? What a crappy deal.

    the first time anyone has recorded frogs living in elephant droppings

    There could be a reason for that...

    frogs and Asian elephants, which are in decline.

    So they're BOTH in deep shit?

  18. Hey! on China To Launch Second Manned Mission · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see my wall from up here!

  19. Re:Open doors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    It remains unclear what Smith was using the Wi-Fi for, to surf, play online video games, send e-mail to his grandmother, or something more nefarious.

    .. or quite possibly.. ALL OF THE ABOVE!

    For safeties sake lets just outlaw the internet.

  20. Test Results on BBC Offers Beethoven Symphonies for Download · · Score: 4, Funny

    TEST #1: Appetite for free downloads
    - status: complete
    result: people like free downloads.

    TEST #2: Ongoing Appetite for free downloads
    - status: incomplete
    result: pending...

    I just cant wait to see what the results are!!

  21. Indeed! on Japanese Robot Guards to Patrol Shops And Offices · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dont they know that robots eat old peoples medicine for food?

  22. Re:Which means txt & pdf on Norwegian Minister: No More Proprietary Formats · · Score: 1

    No, actually if you read the article he has decreed that all government communication will take place using chisels and stone tablets.
    Doesn't he know that open communication formats that can be read without specialized proprietary tools have no place in the future?!

  23. Its all about the marketing. on Inside Hardware Design - Competing Against the iPod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many people in love with their iPods have tried other MP3 players? I'm curious because there doesn't seem to be anything particulary ground-breaking about them - they play music and have a nice clean shiny white plastic case. The premium you pay for an iPod versus another player helps to pay for the marketing that makes it cool, and that seems to be the primary difference right there.

  24. Serious business! on AT&T Plans CNN-style Security Channel · · Score: 1

    Eslambolchi likened the effort to former U.S. President Ronald Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative, also known as Star Wars. "My strategy in AT&T is the Star Wars concept because I am not in a cold war with these crooks anymore, I am in a nuclear war," he said. "Every time they form a nuclear missile, I have to know where they are going to hit me and I have to devise a new defense mechanism."

    Go git 'em gipper! We need more nuclear war metaphors in network security, perhaps this will be a more FOX news inspired project?

  25. One step beyond.. on Pentagon Creating A Database Of Students · · Score: 5, Informative

    Thats funny - they already get names addresses and telephone numbers from schools in exchange for federal aid as noted in this article

    A little-noticed clause in the 2002 No Child Left Behind Act requires high schools to hand over students' names, addresses and telephone numbers to military recruiters as a condition of receiving federal aid.

    I guess this would fill in the gaps and really make sure 'no child is left behind'.

    I wonder would this lead to more or less stories like this:

    In one well-publicized case in Colorado, Army recruiters were tape-recorded encouraging a student journalist posing as a high school dropout to create a diploma from a non-existent school to comply with military enlistment requirements. They also were heard giving him advice on how to disguise a chronic "marijuana problem" and how to pass a mandatory drug test.