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TSA Facing Death By a Thousand Cuts

OverTheGeicoE writes "The Transportation Security Administration is getting a lot of negative attention, much of it from the U.S. government itself. A recent congressional report blasted the TSA for being incompetent and ineffective (PDF). A bill to force the TSA to reduce its screening of active duty U.S. military members and their families was approved unanimously by the House of Representatives. After a TSA employee was arrested for sexually assaulting a woman while in uniform, a bill has been introduced to prevent TSA agents from wearing police-style uniforms and badges or using the title 'officer.' The bill's sponsor calls these practices 'an insult to real cops.' The FBI is getting involved by changing its definition of rape in a way that might expose the TSA's 'enhanced pat-down' screeners to prosecution. Lastly, public support for the TSA's use of X-ray body scanners drops dramatically when people realize there is a cancer risk."

493 comments

  1. Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if only America wasn't tied down in the pit underneath it.

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  2. Friggen finally by gman003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Must be an election year coming up, because the government's actually doing shit about stuff we've been complaining about for the past... two, three years?

    1. Re:Friggen finally by heptapod · · Score: 3, Informative

      More like nine years, son.

    2. Re:Friggen finally by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Keep going...

    3. Re:Friggen finally by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they just realized that Santa Claus is watching

    4. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, delaying budget decisions doesn't count as making decisions. The goal is just not to look bad before the elections, so trying to avoid any problematic decisions, like making postal workers go postal, or creating the US Internet blacklist.

    5. Re:Friggen finally by Mike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, they're really not doing anything. As usual, they're only giving the illusion of doing something.

      Which is good, since when they actually do something, it's invariably a disaster.

    6. Re:Friggen finally by SleazyRidr · · Score: 0, Troll

      The TSA was formed in 2002, so unless you were pre-emtively complaining there's no need to keep going after nine years.

    7. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he meant complaining about government activity in general, not specifically the TSA.

    8. Re:Friggen finally by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More accurately:

      Must be an election year coming up, because a bunch of Congressmen are introducing bills that would do shit about stuff we've been complaining about for the past several years. But, these bills will never make it out of committee or be passed.

    9. Re:Friggen finally by jinushaun · · Score: 1

      Three years? More like 8 years. Don't forget which president started TSA.

    10. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The TSA was formed in 2002, so unless you were pre-emtively complaining there's no need to keep going after nine years.

      Huh? It's almost 2012, so if TSA formed in 2002, it's certainly over nine years. I don't know what you count as formation, but the TSA counts it from the Aviation and Transportation Security Act of 2001. As far as preemptive complaints, I have no idea how old you are, but I was complaining about airport screening being stupid for at least a decade before 9/11. Before TSA it was a bunch of low paid hoodlums taking revenge on well off travelers. Long lines and rude behavior were common. We were told TSA would be more professional. They are, but they're more professional at being jerks.

    11. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp19qiash2U

      not for long.

    12. Re:Friggen finally by gman003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wait wait, I know this one.

      It was the one who never accomplished anything useful, spent most of his presidency fighting stupid political battles over inconsequential shit, and will be remembered by history books mainly for the magnitude of his failures. That's the one, right?

    13. Re:Friggen finally by chimerafun · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've gotta be more specific this describes every president since Teddy Roosevelt

    14. Re:Friggen finally by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Do Not Call list worked pretty well.

      The fact that the Cuyahoga doesn't catch fire anymore is also another great indicator...

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    15. Re:Friggen finally by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Must be an election year coming up, because the government's actually doing shit about stuff we've been complaining about for the past... two, three years?

      Unfortunately this is about par for all government when there are problems. It takes a very long time to effect change. Even if directors want to change something, when there are too many layers of management between the person who wants the change and the person who actually is supposed to implement it, and if those at the bottom actively do not want to change then it's really hard to get to the reasons why something fails. Each level of management, as they write their reports and reviews will sugar-coat what they need to, which means a cumulative sugar-coating by the time the reviews are distilled to the top.

      It doesn't matter who's in power either, this is normal. It's also normal at very large companies, where too many layers allow whole divisions to run messed up for a long time before it manifests fatally, though at least companies have to make money. Government doesn't have that trouble.

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    16. Re:Friggen finally by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      The fact that the Cuyahoga doesn't catch fire anymore is also another great indicator...

      Give it time; give it time...

    17. Re:Friggen finally by JustOK · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Mobile Informational Call Act of 2011 would allow for robo-calling to all cell phones, leaving consumers to foot the bill, especially those who pay by the minute.

      http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/12_for_action/telemarketers-soon-targeting-your-cell-phone

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    18. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet. 295 views. We can do better.

    19. Re:Friggen finally by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It takes a very long time to effect change.

      Only if that change would increase the power of the people.

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    20. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it sure looks good doesn't it? I mean, making a concerted effort to look like they care, even if it doesn't become passed legislation. It is an election year after all.

      Hello! This thing on? *taps microphone* Hello?

    21. Re:Friggen finally by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I disagree completely. There have been many Presidents since Teddy that have accomplished things. His cousin, FDR, guided our nation to victory in WWII, and also set up a bunch of programs to get the country out of the Depression (though there's still controversy over their effectiveness in that goal), which at least have left us with a lot of nice infrastructure and national parks. JFK helped push the nation to land on the moon. I'm sure others could point out useful things that other Presidents have accomplished during the 20th Century.

      However, to be honest, I really can't think of anything useful that any President has done during my lifetime (nearly 40 years now). Clinton seemed like the best President during that whole time, solely for the reason that he didn't screw anything up as badly as the rest and mostly stayed out of the way, though he did really fuck up by signing the legislation that overturned the Glass-Steagal Act and also the NAFTA treaty.

    22. Re:Friggen finally by tombeard · · Score: 1

      The Cuyahoga doesn't burn any more because there isn't and industry left in Cleveland. Crime drove out the nightlife that developed around the now clean water and all that's left is a scenic park. Progress?

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    23. Re:Friggen finally by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      But I live in Finland.

      Eh, sorry, you are right.

    24. Re:Friggen finally by retchdog · · Score: 1

      where's the libertarian support for this act? clearly, if people were interested in blocking telemarketing calls, the market would provide a solution for those who'd like to pay for it.

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    25. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you describing is a enormous lack of testicles. I have found that the boomer and genx groups suffer from this.

    26. Re:Friggen finally by AmigaMMC · · Score: 4, Funny

      TSA: Thousands Standing Around. I work for an airline, that's what we call them (and not even behind their back).

    27. Re:Friggen finally by gman003 · · Score: 1

      No, they're even slow at taking power for themselves. Not quite as slow, but "snail's pace", while faster than "glacial", is still pretty slow.

      I mean, if I was in charge, I'd have conquered two continents within my first year of power and declared myself dictator-for-life, with legislation in progress to declare myself a deity. Congress can't even lose a war properly, let alone win one, in that amount of time.

    28. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! I love it.

    29. Re:Friggen finally by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is solution provided by the market because there is no need.

      if there is suddenly a need, you'll probably see a dozen apps on the market the day the calls are legal.

      daily updated phone lists not unlike adblock or peerblocker lists, downloaded to phones, blocking calls from those numbers. Hell, I'd pay a dollar or two for that.

    30. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.. I'm seriously contemplating looking into what it takes to get my own 900 number routed to an asterisk box...

      Any family, friends, or legitimate business I promise to refund all costs.

      Anyone else can listen to the five minute message before leaving a voicemail...

    31. Re:Friggen finally by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for us President Don Young and President Ernest Hollings showed a rare bit of bipartisan cooperation in creating the TSA. Apparently Presidents McCain and Hollings then went further in pushing to federalize the screeners at airports.

      Man, looking back, we had a lot more presidents than I remember... o.O

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    32. Re:Friggen finally by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2

      The Do Not Call list worked pretty well.

      I get politically-oriented robo calls to my cellphone. Political and charitable organizations are exempt from honoring the Do Not Call list.

      So no, it does not work pretty well, even though it works as designed. A bad design is a bad design, no matter how well it works.

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    33. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telemarketing, of any kind, should be a capital offense. Politicians would despise that being as they exempted themselves from having to honor the no call list and wouldn't surprise me if they didn't use it for a call list. Could probably be an argument made that unsolicited calls to per minute cell phones is theft of services, same for similar rip offs with traffic per bit charged "services" on the internet. Bad enough getting spammed with unwanted ads and non-requested flash etc but having to pay for it?

    34. Re:Friggen finally by tantaliz3 · · Score: 1

      I laughed so hard I got sunflower seed fragments in my nasal cavities!

    35. Re:Friggen finally by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      Bush the Senior got quite a bit accomplished for his cronies.

      Talk about your deregulation.

    36. Re:Friggen finally by scipero · · Score: 2

      ...when they actually do something, it's invariably a disaster.

      Invariably? This passes for insightful? I might have gone for funny, but it's a pretty tired knee-jerk cliche. Don't forget that even Ron Paul, the patron saint of libertarianism is a congressman. He must not think the exercise is utterly futile.

    37. Re:Friggen finally by Mike · · Score: 1

      ...when they actually do something, it's invariably a disaster.

      Invariably? This passes for insightful? I might have gone for funny, but it's a pretty tired knee-jerk cliche. Don't forget that even Ron Paul, the patron saint of libertarianism is a congressman. He must not think the exercise is utterly futile.

      Ron Paul, whom I support, would be the first to tell you that the govt needs to get out of the business of [many, many things], and that govt makes a disaster of things.

    38. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really. You think Kennedy is known for fighting stupid political battles?

    39. Re:Friggen finally by formfeed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Toiletry search agency

    40. Re:Friggen finally by Paul1969 · · Score: 1

      But in Finland, the President is not actually chief executive. It's more of a ceremonial post, if I understand correctly.
      Still, funny comment.

    41. Re:Friggen finally by PopeAlien · · Score: 1

      I laughed so hard I got sunflower seed fragments in my nasal cavities!

      I hope you were eating sunflower seeds at the time, otherwise you should consult a doctor or somebody who knows about sunflower seeds.

    42. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android has apps like that. iOS does not; there were some on the unofficial app stores, but they're unsupported and don't work in iOS 5.

    43. Re:Friggen finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? Itâ(TM)s nearly 2012, and you STILL pay for *receiving* a phone call / SMS? WTF is wrong with the US mobile phone market??

      We stopped that in the 90s here in Germany and everywhere else I know.

    44. Re:Friggen finally by tantaliz3 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was eating multi-grain bread!

    45. Re:Friggen finally by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1
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    46. Re:Friggen finally by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Thanks to the EPA it wouldn't burn even if there was still manufacturing. Dead Creek in Cahokia, IL used to catch fire, too. No more, even though Cerro Copper and Monsanto (where the filth came from) are still in operation.

      Vegetation was withered and brown for miles around those factories. No longer.

    47. Re:Friggen finally by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Eisenhower started the Interstate Highway system. Nixon instituted the EPA. Clinton (and yes, congress) ended generational welfare.

      Clinton, Reagan, and both Bushes harmed the country greatly (at least for normal, non-1%ers).

    48. Re:Friggen finally by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      Those political calls are specifically exempt from the statute. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robocall#Political_calls

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    49. Re:Friggen finally by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      One thing to be careful of is attributing useful things to Presidents who happened to be in office rather than Congress. If the President really spearheaded the legislation and then signed it, then he deserves credit (I think Eisenhower falls into this category, not sure). But if the Pres just signs it because Congress wants it and is bundling it with something else the Pres wants, then the Pres doesn't deserve credit for that. Not quite sure about how much credit Clinton deserves for ending generational welfare at the federal level, or how much credit Nixon deserves for starting the EPA. I was careful in my previous post not to give Pres. Ford credit for ending Vietnam, because in my brief reading about it on Wikipedia it wasn't him that did it, it was Democrats in Congress that strongly pushed it (with help from a 1974 election that resulted in even more anti-war Democrats being elected) and ultimately defunded it. Too bad today's Democrats aren't anything like this.

    50. Re:Friggen finally by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      Nothing like Government rushing in to solve the problems caused by Government rushing to solve a problem...

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    51. Re:Friggen finally by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      That one hasnt been in office for 8 years, though he DID get a Nobel Prize for "inconsequential shit".

    52. Re:Friggen finally by retchdog · · Score: 1

      thanks, but my point was that libertarians are always suspiciously silent whenever it's a bill that would be unpopular.

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    53. Re:Friggen finally by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Nixon didn't spearhead the EPA, people did. People like today's Occupy protester protesting against the war, among other things like unbreathable air and rivers and streams catching fire. People in general were fed up. Nixon signed because he had to. As to the war, its end was a done deal long before Nixon's resignation. The bombing ended on August 14, 1973 at 2:00 PM Thailand time; I'd been at Utapao 4 days. A B-52 took off every thirty seconds from when I got there until the 14th, and they just stopped.

      Ford didn't do anything, neither good nor bad. He was also the only President never to have won a national election, not even Vice President, since Nixon appointed him when Agnew was indicted.

    54. Re:Friggen finally by Drathos · · Score: 1

      I believe that's his point.

      Personally, I went from getting a couple of commercial telemarketers a week to getting several charity or dead air robocalls a day after signing up for the DNC. In election season, I get tons of political robocalls a day. I was out for half a day once and came home to 57 messages on my answering machine. Every one of them was a pre-recorded political call - ~90% of them were smear campaigns.

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    55. Re:Friggen finally by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that is why it's a bad design.

      I've taken to writing my state and Congressional representation every time I get one of these calls to ask when they will introduce legislation closing these loopholes. Curiously, I haven't received any replies. Hmm, I wonder why.

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    56. Re:Friggen finally by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      One problem with the donotcall list, when you add yourself to it, all non profits are exempt, and by some hack, they seem to call everyone on the list. I added my cell phone to it before I knew that you didn't need to do that, and suddenly got spammed by telemarketers for non profit orgs...

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  3. About Time! by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The TSA is the only agency hated more that the IRS. Considering the head start the IRS had, that is an impressive achievement!

    1. Re:About Time! by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, but despite being created to pay for the Civil War, and then being found unconstitutional, they tossed in the 16th amendment to keep the IRS going. Wonder how long it will be before a TSA amendment is passed. "For the good of the Homeland and Security unto the people under its care..."

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    2. Re:About Time! by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not true. Congress has an approval rating lower than the IRS.

      http://gawker.com/5860272/the-irs-is-more-than-four-times-more-popular-than-congress

      (Yeah, yeah, the IRS rating is from 2009, just enjoy it you nitpicking bastards.)

    3. Re:About Time! by peragrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The IRS brings Income in.

      The TSA is spending it like a waterfall on stuff that even DARPA says doesn't work and shouldn't be funded.

      The TSa will soon become another under funded agency.

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    4. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IRS brings Income in.

      The TSA is spending it like a waterfall on stuff that even DARPA says doesn't work and shouldn't be funded.

      The TSa will soon become another under funded agency.

      But terrorists and islam and mohammed, oh my!

      All it will take is some ridiculous firecracker-smuggles-in-the-anus stunt to happen and hit the press to get the TSA's budget quintupled. Bonus points if it's an actual TSA-trained operative promised a happy retirement villa in Costa Rica to "disappear" to when caught, taken into custody, and sentenced to death in a trial and execution hidden from public eyes.

    5. Re:About Time! by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "For the good of the Homeland and Security unto the people under its care..."

      "An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our Homeland."

      And thus, the Gestapo was formed, and there was much rejoicing.

    6. Re:About Time! by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      Not too surprising. The IRS just takes our money. I can respect that, to a degree. Congress not only takes it, they also spend it, and then tell us how we can and cannot spend whatever is left over. And then they form the TSA to molest us and take naked pictures of us in airports.

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    7. Re:About Time! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The TSA is spending it like a waterfall on stuff that even DARPA says doesn't work

      I actually laughed!

      Yes, you know you're venturing into fantasy land when DARPA is calling you out for being too out there.

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    8. Re:About Time! by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but despite being created to pay for the Civil War, and then being found unconstitutional, they tossed in the 16th amendment to keep the IRS going. Wonder how long it will be before a TSA amendment is passed. "For the good of the Homeland and Security unto the people under its care..."

      You don't need amendments anymore. You'll never see another amendment to the Constitution again, because all you need are some judges that will rule your way. Changing the Constitution is hard, and it was supposed to be hard. It's much easier to get some judges to declare that up really means down. This is the danger of the whole "living Constitution" idea. If the Constitution is as pliable as putty, then it's really just a matter of whose hands the putty is in.

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    9. Re:About Time! by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      The TSA is the only agency hated more that the IRS. Considering the head start the IRS had, that is an impressive achievement!

      Doesn't help that TSA has screwed over its own employees so it gets the hatred double time - by the public AND itself.

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    10. Re:About Time! by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but supposedly they're also helping them.

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    11. Re:About Time! by gblfxt · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship. ...voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

      Hermann Göring

    12. Re:About Time! by 517714 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, the Department of Homeland Security needs the TSA. It operates the TSA as a distraction for the American people so they can quietly erode our liberties without being bothered. Do you think its an accident that they pick on a 84 year old lady in adult diapers? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Nothing to see here, please move along. Look! Shiny!

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    13. Re:About Time! by jmactacular · · Score: 1

      I thought they created the 16th amendment (income tax) to replace the loss in revenue preemptively ahead of the 18th Amendment (alcohol prohibition). At the time, 1/5 of the federal budget was paid for by taxes on alcohol. They knew at the time there was no way they could ever get the 18th passed, without some way to make up for the loss in revenue.

    14. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The TSA is the only agency hated more that the IRS. Considering the head start the IRS had, that is an impressive achievement!

      Agreed. A big reason I hate TSA never seems to be reported on: theft. I'm a frequent flyer (several times per month) for over a decade now, so I have a good sample size here. Ever since TSA was created, I've regularly had shit stolen from my luggage. I never had this happen to me a single time before TSA. It's so bad I never check in my bag unless I absolutely have to, but sometimes I have no choice. Last year, for example, when coming home for Christmas, some jackass in TSA stole all the Christmas presents I bought for my family that I had to put in my check-in bag. I've given up on reporting this because they just don't care. I've never had any thing stolen out of my luggage returned to me and never been given any indication that there was any follow up. I doubt they even report it for their statistics.

    15. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but despite being created to pay for the Civil War, and then being found unconstitutional, they tossed in the 16th amendment to keep the IRS going.

      And here's something to think about:

      16th Amendment:

      "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."

      Now, think about this for a moment. If it means exactly what it says, it gives Congress the power to tax incomes literally from anywhere in the world.

      From Wikipedia:

      Reductio ad absurdum (Latin: "reduction to the absurd") is a form of argument in which a proposition is disproven by following its implications logically to an absurd consequence.

      Assume for a moment that the 16th Amendment is true on its face, and means exactly what it states. Why, then, isn't Congress taxing, for example, the domestic income of Canadian citizens? Absurd, right? Obviously they don't have the power to do so.

      This disproves the universality of the Federal income tax.

      So, the real question becomes this: What, exactly, are the jurisdictional limits of Congress' taxation authority? Since it can't be universal, as has already been shown, there must be limitations.

      9th Amendment:

      "The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

      10th Amendment:

      "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

      Now, it's plainly the case that Congress cannot tax income from every/any source, regardless of the phrasing of the 16th Amendment. So, resorting once again to the Constitution, and applying some logic, one is forced to the conclusion that Congress can only tax income from sources over which the Constitution grants it explicit authority. This is, after all, the purpose of the 9th and 10th Amendments.

      Consider the case of a US citizen, working in one of the various states, who works for a company that is located solely within that state. Such work is intrastate commerce, and so, under a strict reading of the entire Constitution, applying it as it applies to this circumstance, the Federal Congress has no jurisdiction - nothing in the Constitution, nor its Amendments grants it such.

      The Federal courts have long held that income is property. This being the case, then it is clearly evident that Federal Congress has no authority - it does not, cannot, tax other forms of property within states that it does not own, after all, and so, cannot tax income over which it has no jurisdiction.

      Now, assume, for a moment, that the Federal income tax is *not* a property tax. Rather, it is an excise/sales tax, over the activity that generates the income.

      The Federal government has authority over interstate commerce, via the Constitution, but has none over intrastate commerce, and so cannot tax that activity.

      There you go. While the Federal Congress *does* have the authority to tax income, such is not universal, nor nearly as widespread as it has become.

    16. Re:About Time! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When was it found unconstitutional?

      Article I, Section 2, Clause 3:
      Representatives and direct taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers...[1]
      Article I, Section 8, Clause 1:
      The Congress shall have power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises...but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States...
      Article I, Section 9, Clause 4:
      No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in proportion to the Census or Enumeration herein before directed to be taken.

      16 was about apportionment and census.

      Let me clear a few things up:
      The signers new there had to be taxes for civilization to flourish.
      If it's in the constitution, it's constitutional. It was designed to change.

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    17. Re:About Time! by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

      The IRS never fondled my balls. Actually, if they did, I might like them more.

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      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    18. Re:About Time! by Forbman · · Score: 1

      They'd probably do it for the whole Homeland Security apparatus, carve them out some nice little exceptions to the Bill of Rights for the HSA agencies, too, WAY beyond what they do under the PATRIOT ACT, and justifying and protecting Constitutionally what to now would be extralegal actions within the US...

    19. Re:About Time! by dachshund · · Score: 1

      This is the danger of the whole "living Constitution" idea. If the Constitution is as pliable as putty, then it's really just a matter of whose hands the putty is in.

      The problem with your idea is that we have a bunch of judges who are perfectly happy to rule, for example, that the 1st amendment only protects speech and words printed on large sheets of paper -- because the Founders couldn't possibly have envisioned the idea of words being transmitted via network cables and cached in RAID arrays.

      This is absurd, and there are only two ways out of it. One is to accept that every minute technical or social challenge requires a quorum of the state legislatures, the Senate, and a constitution with 10,050 amendments. At which point the immutable Constitution becomes unusable and is abandoned in favor of some more workable form of government.

      The other way is to accept that this is absurd, and that we're going to have to allow the Founders' ideas some room to breathe. And of course, once we do that, there's no clean way to draw the line.

      I'm convinced that this is why the Founders gave us three branches of government, two of whom are elected (in some fashion) and in control of appointing the third. It's certainly not perfect, but it works a hell of a lot better than some alternatives.

      In any case, if you want to try out Option 1 I'm fine with it -- provided you do it in the desert or on some tropical island somewhere. Option 2, the one so far practiced in the USA, isn't perfect. But we're all here, aren't we?

    20. Re:About Time! by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      So long as the TSA is buying shit made in the USA the people who own the companies making such shit will never let them be underfunded.

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    21. Re:About Time! by vix86 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This was brought up on here once before and there was a good solution to this. Go get yourself a gun carrying license first. Get a gun or simply by a part of a gun, like the barrel. Get a gun carrying case with a lock. Also get a heavy duty lock for your bag. When you travel and don't want something stolen from your bag, bring the piece. Tell the counter you are checking a gun (part). Even gun pieces are treated like a whole gun. If TSA wants to check the bag they will need to do it while in front of you, after that you can lock the suit case and they won't be able to open the suitcase after that. This is the gist of it.

      I don't know how posted this, but I read it on here and found it to be a very good idea.

    22. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I suppose that if the IRS fondled your balls, you could actually imagine the Tshirt that reads "I'm a Real Slut" and think to yourself you got a good deal from a prostitute.

    23. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen information to the effect that traveling with a declared firearm (even a non-functional firearm, or starter pistol) will go a long way towards guaranteeing the safety of your other items? And that the declaration process is not particularly difficult or time consuming?

    24. Re:About Time! by wwphx · · Score: 1

      Pity you posted as AC. I've heard one way to stop theft is to buy a starter pistol that shoots blanks. You go to the ticket counter, declare that you are transporting an unloaded firearm, and the suitcase is locked with a lock that the TSA can't open, and labeled. I've heard it's a technique that videographers and photographers use on a regular basis. You do have to be careful of what state you're traveling in/to as in some states even blank-firing starter pistols are classed as full firearms.

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    25. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!

      Nah, you all WANT to be taxed - you just want others to be taxed more than you.

    26. Re:About Time! by djlowe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but, you missed a few things, and since you're "cherry-picking", well, I think I can, too :)

      Ninth Amendment:

      "The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

      Tenth Amendment:

      "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

      So, unless it's explicity stated, the Federal Government doesn't have jurisdiction. So, have fun refuting that! :)

      Regards,

      dj

    27. Re:About Time! by JabberWokky · · Score: 1

      When was it found unconstitutional?

      Really, a half minute of looking it up would have found you the answer. I guarantee that you spent more time copying and pasting your quotes. Heck, the answer's even in the opening paragraphs of the Wikipedia article about the 16th amendment: It was found unconstitutional in Pollock v. Farmers' Loan & Trust Co. Thus the need for an amendment to the constitution to make it... well... constitutional again.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollock_v._Farmers'_Loan_%26_Trust_Co.

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    28. Re:About Time! by JabberWokky · · Score: 1

      Possibly that figured in due to the politics of the time. Pollock v. Farmers' Loan & Trust Co., however, was a pretty clear trigger. They were 4 years apart, and the temperance movement had been going for a fair amount of time by the time it passed, so it's certainly reasonable.

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  4. Solution: by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Hire Jerry Sandusky. He is highly motivated and known for his efficiency and thoroughness in body inspections....[ducks head]

    1. Re:Solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the terrorists could slip anyone by who wasn't a nubile, sweat-smelling young'n.

    2. Re:Solution: by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      The terrorists could just use pretty, nubile young girls then to smuggle bombs, since Sandusky and his type only like young boys.

    3. Re:Solution: by geekoid · · Score: 0

      and his type?

      wtf?

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    4. Re:Solution: by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      His type = pedophiles. For some odd reason, most of them seem to be more interested in little boys than little girls. Not sure if it's availability (like with Catholic priests, who have pretty easy access to little boys who were altar boys, though this has changed, I remember seeing altar girls way back when I was still going to Catholic church when I was high school in the early 90s) or what.

    5. Re:Solution: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The TSA can't detect a pound of C4 in a rectum via groping/scanning so there's no real need for them to do this yet.

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    6. Re:Solution: by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the TSA cares about finding explosives, rather than just getting their jollies off?

    7. Re:Solution: by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I've read otherwise. The stats lean toward females.

    8. Re:Solution: by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. then maybe it is the availability thing, because most of the cases involving the Catholic priests have been with little boys.

  5. Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'an insult to real cops.'

    Perhaps, if they way cops keep handling these occupy movements are any indication, they don't need any help making themselves look bad.

    1. Re:Hm... by fafaforza · · Score: 2

      Seattle and Oakland seem to indicate that they are!

      And on a more serious note, I think Giuliani or Kelly made trips out west to show other police organizations some of their tactics (don't have the article link handy), so it seems that the NYPD is in fact a model to some.

    2. Re:Hm... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      cops are the same as they've been. forever.

      who wants the job? bullies. who gets the job? bullies who are not currently in jail.

      its quite simple, really. a lot of life is just not that hard to understand.

      many 'people' love bashing heads. watch 'clockwork orange' and see where dim and the rest of the droogies ended up.

      the only thing new is that people are starting to REALIZE this.

      what can be done? nothing. not a farking thing.

      this is life.

      stay out of their way or they'll smack you down. its what they do, its why they took the job and its what they get job from in life.

      they are NOT like us. do realize that, at least.

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    3. Re:Hm... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      typo: its what they get JOY from in life.

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    4. Re:Hm... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yesterday.

      The two are fighting the charges; there's no city ordinance against writing on the sidewalk with water-soluble chalk or almost every child in town would be in jail.

      At least they didn't beat or taze them.

    5. Re:Hm... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Oakland is simply a violent city. A more heavy-handed police response was required. Seriously, police response to the Occupy protests has been VERY restrained and professional. If anything, they have not cracked down hard enough.

  6. A thousand cuts? Is that all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's about an order of magnitude too quick for my taste.

    1. Re:A thousand cuts? Is that all? by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Only one order of magnitude? It's about 3 for me.

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    2. Re:A thousand cuts? Is that all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three is an order of magnitude order of magnitudes too quick for me.

  7. My Pet Rock Is Better by cosm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many terrorist have they caught? The same amount as my pet rock. Comparing the 'terrorist caught/money spent' ratio of pet rocks vs. the entirety of the TSA, if I were a venture capitalist I'd be looking for the next bright mind to bring these geological vanguards to market. They'd do at least a good job as the TSA, cost less, and as an added bonus airports might be more enjoyable. And they don't infringe on civil liberties. And they don't pretend to effect powers they do not really have. And they will not unionize.

    Motherfucking pet rocks are more efficient than the TSA.

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    1. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by broginator · · Score: 0

      But does it keep away tigers?

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    2. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Motherfucking pet rocks are more efficient than the TSA.

      With the added advantage pet rocks keep tigers away too.

      Number of terrorists caught by the TSA - ZERO. Number of US Constitutional violations are literally countless and purposely obfuscated. Number of government agency charters which were illegally violated with the creation of Homeland Security, ALL of whom Homeland Security now oversees. Would Homeland Security been able to stop 9/11 today? Absolutely not! The SOLE purpose of Homeland Security is dirty tricks, dirty politics, funnel massive funds into the top 1%, and to "legally" violate the US Constitution.

      If our Founding Fathers were alive and in power right now, most of the US government would literally be hanging from a tree or stand in front of a firing squad right now. And that's not hyperbole.

      If you support Dems or Republican parties, you hate America and spit on our Founding Fathers.

    3. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      FFS, the TSA isn't responsible for catching terrorists anymore than a deadbolt is responsible for catching thieves breaking into my house. TSA catches on average about 5 guns PER DAY at airport screenings, and that's not including knives, explosives, and other prohibited objects.

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    4. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Motherfucking pet rocks are more efficient than the TSA.

      Check your math sir.

      0 terrorists/no dollars = 0 terrorists/billions

    5. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Two questions:

      1. How many prohibited objects slip through?
      2. Why, then, is the TSA not trumpeting these successes?

      Oh, one more...
      Are you including guns embroidered onto purses in that 'per day' count?

    6. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by stms · · Score: 2

      They'd do at least a good job as the TSA, cost less, and as an added bonus airports might be more enjoyable. And they don't infringe on civil liberties. And they don't pretend to effect powers they do not really have. And they will not unionize.

      You forgot to mention a pet rock will only sexually assault you if you want it to.

    7. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by cosm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Whoops. So the pet-rock ratio is indeterminate, whereas the TSA efficiency ratio is most definitely, conclusively, z e r o.

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    8. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Funny

      This took about 2 minutes on google.

      http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/tsa-weve-stopped-1000-guns-so-far-year

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    10. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a case of division, it's a comparison of costs for equal results. As such, the rock wins by a landslide.

    11. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "TSA catches on average about 5 guns PER DAY at airport screenings, and that's not including knives, explosives, and other prohibited objects."

      Yes, unfortunately 99% is Granny's shampoo.

    12. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...a pet rock will only sexually assault you if you want it to.

      Huh. I must be buying the wrong kind of pet rocks.

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    13. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, and one of those was an embroidered gun that was part of a purse. Look me square in my comment and say with a straight face an embroidered gun constitutes a Terrorist Threat.

      Notice how they don't distinguish between real guns, toy guns and blankets with a gun print as well?

    14. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, If the TSA (and other security agencies under the umbrella of homeland security) were doing their jobs, Passengers and crew would not have had to beat down and subdue the shoe-lighters and explosive underpants wearers.

      I say roll the security back to pre-911 levels (to make it an even playing field) and hand each passenger a baseball bat. 911 can never happen again because we "They flying public" know better. Before 911 the rule was "just cooperate and you will probably get to see Cuba" Now it's "do not cooperate. There are more of us then there are of them"

    15. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by cosm · · Score: 1

      They'd do at least a good job as the TSA, cost less, and as an added bonus airports might be more enjoyable. And they don't infringe on civil liberties. And they don't pretend to effect powers they do not really have. And they will not unionize.

      You forgot to mention a pet rock will only sexually assault you if you want it to.

      Like pop-rocks BJs?

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    16. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and that's not including knives

      What exactly is this obession with 'sharps' on board anway? What exactly could a 'terrorist' do if they managed to smuggle a hunting (or x-acto) knife on board? I can see the value of banning guns and bombs - They could take down an aircraft - But what exactly can someone do with a knife? I realize the 9/11 hijackers took the planes down with boxcutters, but the paradigm has changed... If someone stood up with a knife today, not only would they not get into the cockpit, the other passengers would beat them to death with the drinks trolley.

    17. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't matter how many prohibited items slip through, even if they are guns, because no terrorist acts are being committed!

      What's really interesting to me is what constitutes a "prohibited item" (like that bottle of shampoo). The scary admission here is that the TSA is incapable of determining the difference between dangerous items and totally innocuous ones.

    18. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      The problem the TSA was meant to solve, that lax, and often inconsistent security at individual airports was solved. Unfortunately it's solved in a very WTFy kind of way.

      The TSA, or any other massive organization, works in theory, and it only works in practice when morons aren't running it. Unfortunately for us...

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    19. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      TSA catches on average about 5 guns PER DAY at airport screenings, and that's not including knives, explosives, and other prohibited objects.

      So if they are 99% effective at finding guns, that means that 18 guns/year are slipping through their screening.

      Besides, that statistic tells us nothing about whether or not TSA is protecting us.

      How many of those gun owners were purposely trying to hide them and smuggle them on the plane versus someone like an off duty cop who left one in his briefcase, or someone who left his pistol in his backpack after a day on the shooting range? Just because someone takes a gun on the plane doesn't mean they are going to use it.

      TSA may be catching 100% of the guns that law abiding citizens accidentally tried to carry onboard, but maybe they are catching 0% of the guns that are purposely smuggled onboard.

      I accidentally carried a 10 pack of single-edged razor blades on several cross country flights when I forgot they were at the bottom my carryon backpack. If TSA found them, they would have added it to their statistics of how safe they are making you by keeping sharp objects off the plane even though there was never any safety concern. Of course, if I really wanted to take a razor blade onboard, I'd just slip a couple in next to my laptop battery and TSA would never know. (I know that for a fact because a friend who bought an old laptop on eBay found that the seller had done just that to secure a loose battery (except they were double edged blades, not single edged), and he carried it through security several times)

    20. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Gonzoman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The terrorists do no need a successful attack, only an attempt.

      I really think that there is someone orchestrating these attacks with a bizarre sense of humour. He gets some idiot to put a bomb in his shoe and now you need to take your shoes off to fly. So then he gets another idiot to put a bomb in his underwear and now full body scans. I can't wait to see what's next.

      I think it was Mao who said that if your enemy is not by nature oppressive, you must force him to become so. Somebody has read the book.

    21. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The goal of the TSA isn't to catch terrorists. Only the most egregiously stupid terrorists would be caught by the TSA.

      The goal of the TSA is to discourage terrorists from even trying. The TSA's effectiveness could be measured not by "how many terrorists are caught" (zero) but by "how many terrorists have succeed" (also zero).

      The tiger-repelling-rock analogy is specious: you know for a fact that there aren't any tigers around here. You don't know how many terrorists there are. Zero? Ten? Ten thousand?

      It's not zero. While the TSA hasn't caught any, the FBI has. How many of those terrorists would have attempted to use airplanes, if the TSA hadn't been there? I honestly can't tell you: most of the ones the FBI has caught were ass-clowns who were probably going to blow themselves up before they left their driveways. And we don't know how many terrorists gave up before they even started.

      What's perplexing is why they haven't shifted to softer targets. The TSA, overzealous as it is, makes airplanes too hard to attack, but there are millions of other, better targets. A bomb on a commuter rail would cause a whole lot of mayhem with a far lower chance of getting caught. The TSA can't claim credit for that.

      But I don't doubt that they deserve at least a little credit for the zero attacks on planes since 9/11. We know at least some wanted to try.

    22. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please outline a plan to keep dangerous people/articles off of planes with near certain precision without invasive searches.

      You don't need to worry about 'dangerous articles' if you don't have 'dangerous people', so the solution is to stop the 'dangerous people'. You don't do that by groping their genitals.

    23. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not troll. TSA spends billions of dollars screening for sharps and shampoo. What exactly is the threat of having a sharp on board? And how is it different from a sharp on a ferry or train?

    24. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and one of those was an embroidered gun that was part of a purse.

      One.

      Of over 1,000.

      One.

      ONE.

      Of over 1,000.

      ONE.

      ONE OF OVER 1,000.

      Look me square in my comment and say with a straight face an embroidered gun constitutes a Terrorist Threat.

      Sorry, no. I don't like the TSA as much as the next air traveler, but I'm allergic to rabid frothing and shiny tinfoil. I don't want to catch The Crazy Disease, no matter how fashionable it is these days, and I'm afraid I might get infected if I talk to you much longer.

    25. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      Please outline a plan to keep dangerous people/articles off of planes with near certain precision without invasive searches.

      1) Continue to screen, but limit screening to items that are actually dangerous. Bomb? Dangerous. Gun? Dangerous. Swiss Army Knife? Not dangerous. T-Shirt with Arabic writing? Not dangerous. In other words, screen at year-2000 level.

      2) Employee educated, intelligent screeners and allow them to exhibit common sense (witness Israel). Granny with a jar of homemade pasta sauce is not a threat. Mentally handicapped boy with a plastic toy hammer is not a threat. Handbag with an embroidered gun is not a threat. Don't just blindly follow rules.

      3) Accept that 'near certain precision' as applies to screening is impossible. Life is full of risks. Somewhere / somehow / sometime something or someone is going to slip through. "Keep calm and carry on."

    26. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1, Funny

      You do that by...scanning their heart to see if it's made of gold? Racially profile? Thought police? Spell it out, man! You're holding back the secrets to fixing our nation's problems.

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    27. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by BCoates · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The number of terrorism attempts since the TSA has started isn't zero, the underwear and shoe bombers off the top of my head. The TSA has missed all of them.

    28. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      How do you screen for bombs, like shoe bombs and underwear bombs, without being invasive?

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    29. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 2

      What's perplexing is why they haven't shifted to softer targets. The TSA, overzealous as it is, makes airplanes too hard to attack, but there are millions of other, better targets.

      It's not perplexing. Terrorists act by (duh) creating terror. Body count is simply a means to that end. The fact is, we've done such a great job at overcompensating, we're doing their job for them. We're still terrified. Heck, simply saying you're going to build a mosque makes half this country pee their pants!

      So, no, it's not perplexing. It's not perplexing in the slightest. Even thinking it's perplexing, "Why, why haven't they killed more of us?!" is exactly why they have not done anything. They turned us all into chickenshits waiting for the next 'big one.'

      They basically don't need to keep playing because they have already won.

    30. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Bitch bitch bitch. What do you propose as an alternative to what TAS does? Please outline a plan to keep dangerous people/articles off of planes with near certain precision without invasive searches.

      Why would I try to do the impossible (while spending billions of dollars claiming that I can)?

      There are many thousands of airport and airline employees and many thousands (millions?) of tons of airport and airline support goods that are largely uninspected as they flow into airport secure areas (try to find a gun hiding in a 5 ton jet engine the size of a bus or a folding knife hiding in a tin of Altoids at the bottom of a box). Airports have many miles of largely isolated fences. Contraband smuggled past security in some tiny rural airport in Nebraska can end up in any airport in the USA.

      Even if someone could guarantee that every passenger walking into a large airport is adequately screened, tens of millions of million people pass through that airport annually, many from other cities in the USA and throughout the world. Any one of those people can be a security risk.

      But if you're going to really press me into recommending an alternative, then I'd have to point to Israel, who has faced terrorist threats much longer than we have. Their system is not cheap to implement or easy to scale up since it hinges on a highly trained workforce (and no one will get rich from hardware sales), but it seems to work well. Those selected for secondary screening may find it much less pleasant than TSA's most invasive screening, and it may even go beyond the bounds of constitutionality)

      http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2011/01/whats_so_great_about_israeli_security.html

    31. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look me square in my comment and say with a straight face an embroidered gun constitutes a Terrorist Threat.

      Well,,,at one time you might have thought so if Rosie Grier was with the visiting pro football team playing your home team that weekend. Of course the people of his time would not have tolerated the TSA, amazing how much more like sheep we have become.

    32. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful

      By directing the billions you're wasting screening Granny's pasta sauce jar towards law enforcement so you catch the underwear bomber before he even arrives at the airport.

      If he does make it to the airport, you catch it by profiling him for special extra screening. So you don't screen granny, but you do screen me (44 year old darker skinned guy, non US-citizen, with beard).

    33. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by magarity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This took about 2 minutes on google.

      http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/tsa-weve-stopped-1000-guns-so-far-year

      Ah, but how many of the guns caught by TSA were caught *only* because of TSA's procedures? Travelers had to go through metal detectors and their baggage through x-ray machines prior to TSA - did you think the prior security goons never caught any guns and knives being brought to the airport? I recall in pre-TSA days they'd always find my little pocket knife and check the length. (Back in the day you were allowed small blades)

    34. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you get the stats for the five guns per day? Very curious about the accuracy of that one. Not saying you are incorrect, but I would like to check your source(s).

    35. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Montezumaa · · Score: 1

      Fuck baseball bats. Give them all firearms and see how many terrorist are willing to take on a US flight, hwne all passengers are armed. Save for the few absolute crazy fools, looking to me their god quickly, no one would dare mess with another flight. On the bright side, it will be a few rounds of auumintion, and not a plane wreck, sending those idiots out of this world.

    36. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      then I'd have to point to Israel, who has faced terrorist threats much longer than we have. Their system is not cheap to implement or easy to scale up since it hinges on a highly trained workforce (and no one will get rich from hardware sales), but it seems to work well. Those selected for secondary screening may find it much less pleasant than TSA's most invasive screening, and it may even go beyond the bounds of constitutionality)

      So, other than it being impractical, expensive, more invasive, and unconstitutional, it's the right solution? Brilliant.

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    37. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      You can't. So stop trying!

      What you do is ask each person if they are a terrorist, while they person is being observed by essentially a high tech lie detector. Those that pass, go through easily. The 1% that don't get individual attention, and still pass through more easily than before.

      This isn't rocket science - Israel is already doing this!

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    38. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      In the TSA's defense, those two were coming in from outside the country. (Netherlands and England, if memory serves, too lazy to JFGI.)

    39. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by jmactacular · · Score: 1

      Two words.

      El Al.

    40. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh, like going back to how it was for who-knows-how-many-years before the TSA existed?

      Your comment rests on the assumption that we need whatever it is the TSA does. Things worked well for many years without the TSA; things can still work well without the TSA.

      Hate to break it to you, but planes can be safe without invasion of every last passenger's privacy.

    41. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Kharny · · Score: 1

      Sniffer dogs, and as a bonus, they're cute :D

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    42. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      We have spent more on law enforcement and intelligence activities, which people also complain about, and we have caught plenty of terrorists as they plotted attacks. But a lone wolf, who has not broken any laws or appeared in any investigations, can still be a threat.

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    43. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, on a train, you'd probably be mugged by a guy with a gun and lose the knife (and your wallet). Less chance of that happening on a plane.

      Oh wait, I see what you mean.

    44. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      If you think he might be trolling, please enlighten us with exactly how it would go down when Mr Terrorist pulls out his knife 30,000 feet over Wisconsin.

    45. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Those that pass, go through easily

      Exactly. I remember reading an interview with an Israeli security screener. In a nutshell, he said that "Once I trust you, I'll let you on the plane with dynamite. It's not dynamite I'm screening for - It's you." I experienced Israeli security once - I felt like I was interacting with a highly skilled, trained professional. I've never felt that way at an American airport.

    46. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 2

      then I'd have to point to Israel, who has faced terrorist threats much longer than we have. Their system is not cheap to implement or easy to scale up since it hinges on a highly trained workforce (and no one will get rich from hardware sales), but it seems to work well. Those selected for secondary screening may find it much less pleasant than TSA's most invasive screening, and it may even go beyond the bounds of constitutionality)

      So, other than it being impractical, expensive, more invasive, and unconstitutional, it's the right solution? Brilliant.

      Who said it's impractical? And is it more expensive than the billions we now waste on TSA? I don't know the answer.

      It's more invasive to some people while being less invasive to the rest. Your 80 year old grandma who can barely stand up from her wheelchair is not likely to get groped.

      I said it *may* be unconstitutional, perhaps Israeli tactics could be molded to fit within our laws. And are the TSA's forced groping and non-tested X-ray machines really legal?

      In any case, their security has been proven to be effective, at least the Israeli's can point to a thwarted terrorist plan - that's better that TSA's "We've confiscated a million toenail clippers, so you are safe!" claims.

    47. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Where did you get the stats for the five guns per day? Very curious about the accuracy of that one. Not saying you are incorrect, but I would like to check your source(s).

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tsa+5+guns+a+day

    48. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but I'd rather be bathed in baseball-bat bludgeon-blood than have my eardrums blown out.

      Firearms do not belong on planes, and a good club can maim someone just as well.

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    49. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Can't tell if should get back to 4chan.

      No, wait. I can. Go back to 4chan.

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    50. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      This comic outlines the best way to achieve that: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2366.

      Of course, the serious answer is to grow up and stop expecting the government to protect you from everything that might harm you. Look up the numbers sometime of the amount of money to prevent death, versus the estimates of how many people are saved. Between hospitals, the NHTSA and the TSA who do you think is the most effective in terms of dollars per life saved?

    51. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Robin Williams said it best: "I've got a nail file! I can be irritating!"

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    52. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More specifically, why would you want to? The events that happened were not a real threat, they were caught and handled when the plane landed. *shrug* and carry on.

    53. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Idbar · · Score: 1

      To add to this, they never found my tooth paste until I put it by itself on the tray. Then they took it away from me. The rest of my flights that I passed it in the carry-on nobody said anything.

    54. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Look up the numbers sometime of the amount of money to prevent death, versus the estimates of how many people are saved.

      Sure, ill do your research for you. No problem. Human lives aren't the only issue. The clean up costs alone for 9/11 were over $600,000,000, not including the cost of the economic downturn it helped exacerbate. Entire companies were destroyed. Our nation's military headquarters shut down. If the fourth plane hit the white house, the costs would be a little higher. Al Qaeda's attacks have only escalated over the years. The next one won't just kill the passengers on one airplane. They will maximize death and destruction like 9/11, only on a larger scale. I think that's worth at least an attempt at preventing.

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    55. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't have a "We will never forget" kind of 9/11 sticker on your car. Because you clearly don't remember the multi-billion dollar disaster that attacked our nation's military headquarters.

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    56. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Well, they have caught a few people, most of whom we talked into aspiring to hurt us and gave them pretend means so they could be arrested and thus justify the effort.

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    57. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Who said it's impractical?

      Um, you did. It doesn't scale well and it requires a massive highly educated workforce, which takes many years to implement. We have a couple more airports than Israel. Like a few thousand. Seems pretty impractical to me. Cost and tactics aside, it has no chance of working.

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    58. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by geekoid · · Score: 1

      give everyone a rapier.

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    59. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When some takes control of ferrys and trains with a blade, then the flys them into buildings, we will see a ban on blades.

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    60. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Puh-lease. Al Qaeda doesn't have to do shit to us anymore. Just have someone whisper "mosque!!" and you get half the country peeing their pants.

      If anyone wanted to cause megadeaths in the US, I can roll off the top of my head dozens of ways not involving airplanes or airports. Yet there hasn't been anything like that, nothing even hinting at that. You know why? Death is not what they're after. They're after terror, and they won. They won and those like you are letting them keep their victory by cowering like the little yellow bellied chickenshit you are.

      You don't deserve this country.

    61. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If they don't have a firm handshake, and look you in the eye, then clearly they are bad, bad people~

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    62. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by geekoid · · Score: 1

      and it doesn't make one wit of difference.

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    63. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm going have to ask for a source for that. I work in the intelligence community, and track real threats every day. Lots of them. You sound like you're referring to V for Vendetta or 1984.

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    64. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by jfengel · · Score: 1

      We've definitely helped them succeed a hell of a lot more than they had any right to. "Chickenshit" is a pretty damn good way of putting it.

      But they haven't capitalized on it. Given how much we overreacted last time, how much more could they accomplish with even more more successful attack? Have a suicide bomber on a train or at the Super Bowl, and they can have TSA agents groping us every time we go to the mall. And that would seriously start to wound the US economy.

    65. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by djlowe · · Score: 0

      Firearms do not belong on planes, and a good club can maim someone just as well.

      So, you're proposing disarming every air marshal as well and giving them a club?

      You're an idiot.

      Seriously. Why don't you stop posting here until you learn how to think?

      Regards,

      dj

    66. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 0

      If anyone wanted to cause megadeaths in the US, I can roll off the top of my head dozens of ways not involving airplanes or airports.

      Which wouldn't be TSA's responsibility, the subject of this conversation. Stay focused.

      Yet there hasn't been anything like that, nothing even hinting at that.

      There have in fact been multiple plots thwarted involving bombing bridges, dirty bombs, and other non-airport related attacks.

      They won and those like you are letting them keep their victory by cowering like the little yellow bellied chickenshit you are.

      Said the anonymous internet troll. I served my country on active duty in the United States Marine Corps. Keep your ad hominems and generalizations to yourself.

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    67. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Who said it's impractical?

      Um, you did. It doesn't scale well and it requires a massive highly educated workforce, which takes many years to implement. We have a couple more airports than Israel. Like a few thousand. Seems pretty impractical to me. Cost and tactics aside, it has no chance of working.

      That doesn't make it impractical, it just makes it difficult. Lots of difficult and expensive things are done in practice - like deploying ineffectual x-ray machines that may or may not cause cancer to thousands of airports.

      But I agree that it has no chance of working because no matter how well you screen passengers, there are so many other ways a terrorist get contraband on a plane. And why assume that the next terrorist attack will attack a plane? Maybe they'll send suicide bombers to crowded airline security checkpoints. Maybe the next attack will be commuter train(s). Or maybe they'll attack the water supply. Or maybe they'll bring down the power grid. Or maybe they'll target major internet inter exchange points. There are nearly endless ways a terrorist organization could cause large-scale terror and damage without ever setting foot on a plane.

      Imagine the damage that could be done with a dozen suicide truck drivers that all randomly ran into other cars on the road or ran over passengers at the roadside. No one would feel safe on the highways. Truck commerce would come to a crawl as every truck is forced through checkpoints (with no real idea what to even look for at the checkpoints - not all terrorists are middle eastern) Grocery stores and gas stations would run low on supplies since if you suddenly double the time it takes to get a delivery to its destination, there aren't enough trucks to go around.

      Law enforcement is our best defense against many of these kinds of attacks - let's stop feeding so much money into TSA and use it for general law enforcement where it can do more good (since it won't just combat terrorism, but can also help reduce general crime).

    68. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

    69. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Not a fan of the TSA, but not a fan of allowing knives on planes either. Sure, other passengers are more aware of threats and may react more swiftly, and perhaps the pilot will refuse to open the cockpit (assuming those doors really are secure) when someone puts the knife to the throat of a 5 year old. But if 5-10 young, trained men board a plane all armed with combat/fighting knives, I wouldn't bet my life on the other 150 random passengers being able to overpower them in the confines of a 737.

      As for the false equivalence of a ferry or train: control of a plane leads to more immediate and higher casualty rates. You can jump off a ferry (or in a lifeboat). Trains usually have emergency brakes. Though i agree, better security on those modes of transport is probably warranted.

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    70. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      But they haven't capitalized on it. Given how much we overreacted last time, how much more could they accomplish with even more more successful attack?

      You're looking at this the wrong way.

      Remember, after 9/11, try visualizing how much patriotic "America! FUCK YEAH!!!" spirit was going around not just in the country, but worldwide.

      No, bigger than that.

      Still bigger.

      Close enough. See, tragedy brought us together: Yankees fan and Red Sox fan, cat and dog, Democrat and Republican. And if we got attacked on as big a scale again, it would happen again, because tragedy does this to us. We would again focus on 'who did this?' and glassify something.

      But they've gotten us in the waiting game. We're expecting an attack. Heck, I'd say we WANT them to attack, so we can justify all of this. But the longer they wait, the more paranoid we get. We're just dragging ourselves down with no one legitimate to blame except ourselves (but that won't happen).

    71. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Well, 4 guys did a pretty handy job with box cutters. 5-10 with better training and real combat knives would stand a pretty good chance against wannabe heroes.

      Do you really think we should allow blades on airplanes? Small butter knives for eating? Sure. But a combat knife? Seriously?

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    72. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the essence of a meme is that it propagates, and is not relegated to a single site/population (even if it should be), right?

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    73. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 2

      If you were in the Marines, you better not show yourself around them. They'll wonder where your balls went. Anyone too afraid to take a plane without subjecting everyone to a pre-flight colonoscopy isn't someone who belongs anywhere near our armed forces.

    74. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Jstlook · · Score: 1

      Like pop-rocks BJs?

      Rule 34 wins again!

      Lemmie go find some brain bleach.

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    75. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Four guys did a good job because the passengers thought they just wanted money and safe passage to Cuba.

      Passenger dynamics have changed.

    76. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 1

      If anyone wanted to cause megadeaths in the US, I can roll off the top of my head dozens of ways not involving airplanes or airports.

      Which wouldn't be TSA's responsibility, the subject of this conversation. Stay focused.

      I think that's the whole point - we're spending billions on TSA and air security, but it's very unlikely that we'll have a similar attack - the passengers alone will make sure that it won't be successful.

      Maybe the next attack will target crowded security checkpoints - what will TSA do then? Will we have a security checkpoint before the checkpoint?

    77. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      but not a fan of allowing knives on planes either

      There are lots of things I'm "not a fan of" but it doesn't mean I think there should be billions wasted on those things. Spend your tax dollars on REAL threats - Not some fantasy involving jacknives.

    78. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      When some [sic] takes control of ferrys [sic] and trains with a blade, then the [sic] flys [sic] them into buildings, we will see a ban on blades

      How, today, exactly would you use a blade on a plane to fly it into a building? Walk us through it. This isn't 1995.

    79. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by dbIII · · Score: 1

      A smaller amount of professional law enforcement at airports instead of a massive horde of monkeys. The sort of thing done in other countries where they have had a lot of terrorist incidents every year but none in airports and none on planes for decades.

    80. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Not troll. TSA spends billions of dollars screening for sharps and shampoo. What exactly is the threat of having a sharp on board? And how is it different from a sharp on a ferry or train?

      No difference whatsoever. And that's exactly why they have announced funding requests, published plans, and declared their intentions to move into terrestrial transportation with the same kinds of checks they do for air travel.

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    81. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      The 9/11 dudes had boxcutters and managed to get a plane into the buildings. What if they use the blade to jimmy open the cockpit room, then manage to subdue all 100 passengers on board??? What then?

    82. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being a dooooooooche. You can't stop the people that would do this kind of crap. You can't, I can't, and the TSA surely can't.

      The solution is to stop blowing perfectly good money, and making everyone's lives miserable, on shit you really can't do anything about.

    83. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      Security checkpoints all the way down.

    84. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      The "9/11 dudes" were operating under the old rules - Whereby flight crews were trained to agree to hijacker demands. The cockpit door was also unlocked. Today, flight crews don't give in to demands, and the doors are armoured and locked. You sure as hell can't 'jimmy' the door open, and while you were busy jimmying you'd be beaten to death by the passengers.

    85. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2

      Oh don't be an ass. you get 4 or 5 guys with box cutters saying they want into the cockpit. Since 9/11 WE ALL KNOW how that ends, so I am quite certain everyone would rise up and take those fuckers out - you might get cut up, you might get cut bad - but if you DON'T act - you're dead. So don't be such a numbskulled coward. Be ready to KICK ASS. Be a hero or a Klingon or something, just don't be one of the sheep herded to their deaths.

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    86. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      indeed, hijacking used to mean a trip to cuba (or something like that) that was it. now I doubt you could carry enough weapons on board to keep the hundreds of people in fear for their life from making you a wet spot on the carpet

    87. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Those selected for secondary screening may find it much less pleasant than TSA's most invasive screening

      In the fall of 2000, I experienced Israeli secondary screening at Ben Gurion (I was travelling onwards from Israel to Arab states). While no screening is 'pleasant,' at all times I felt I was interacting with a skilled, intelligent, articulate professional. I have never felt that way interacting with the TSA as I try to explain to them that they've pulling the zipper on my bag in the wrong direction. "STEP AWAY SIR." Ugh.

    88. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a nice irrelevant / snarky comment you've got there. I never said "revert all security measures to pre-9/11 which were clearly inadequate for preventing 'the multi-billion dollar disaster that attacked our nation's military headquarters'". What I was saying, however, is that the TSA is hardly the answer.

      Things worked well for many years without the TSA; things can still work well without the TSA.
      That doesn't imply "don't make any upgrades to security". I don't really understand how you conclude that I don't remember something which I clearly remember and wish to prevent from happening again in a more efficient way than what the TSA can offer.

    89. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Informative

      What's perplexing is why they haven't shifted to softer targets

      They have. Off the top of my head -

      - London Underground Bombing
      - Madrid Train Bombing
      - Bali Night Club Bombing
      - Mumbai Hotel Attack
      - Times Square Bomber (foiled)
      - Oslo, Norway Shootings
      - Moscow Theatre Attack

    90. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose I am in the list, as I tried to bring a TSA "approved weapon" onto an airline. And by weapon I mean my standard #2 phillips (Crafsman pro) screwdriver (Not even a sonic screwdriver, so really pretty useless). I had it in my lappy bag cause I'm an IT guy and that is probably the tool I use most, and it's portable (and I forgot it was even in there). I think they mentioned it was (listen to this, ladies!) 8.5 inches, and AFAIK you can only bring a 7" or 6" screwdriver on board. Cause, you know, if I were to be insane AND lucky enough to drive that into your chest or stomach (and manage to get through clothing, etc) it would be a national security issue if it went in another inch past your heart.

      I would laugh at the scenario where I didn't bring some useful tool on board, and some emergency happened where I would need a regular #2 philips driver to fix some critical thing on the plane in flight.

      Ohh, and I've brought that aforementioned weapon TO AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL with CHILDREN present. I'm really quite the terrorist I suppose.

      Guess I'll stay anon for this, as I'm not sure what this will do to my karma!

    91. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by steelfood · · Score: 1

      And if they had just locked the damn cockpit doors, it wouldn't have mattered.

      The Israelis have been doing this for years. How many hijackings have they had in the past 20, heck, 30 years?

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    92. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, when I went through Tel Aviv airport last year, I thought it was a training session for rookie day. One senior person with half a dozen trainee types wandering around. Pretty darn inefficient overall. Terminal was empty, and it still took hours to get through. that's not going to work at a "real" airport with millions of pax/year.

      Lets be realistic, the population of Israel (the entire country) is about 7.5 million, which is smaller than the population of Los Angeles County (just under 10 million).

      what works fine for regulating the traffic in and out of Encino or Beverly Hills is going to have some, shall we say, scaling issues...

    93. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Well, there are pet rocks, and then there is pet rock.

      I'm not sure I'd prefer being sexually assaulted by either kind.

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    94. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      your comment makes no sense. If terrorists wanted to strike somewhere else they would have, the tsa has not been a deterrent. You could say that there are elephants hiding in the airport, but they are so good at it not one has ever found one. Makes about as much sense as your logic.

    95. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by koxkoxkox · · Score: 2

      This argument is valid, but it is not in the TSA's defense, it only highlights that the whole thing is useless. If I were a terrorist aiming the US, I would first choose carefully the country from where I start, no need to fly a domestic flight.

    96. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      You can stop the people dangerous to the government by doing so however.

      Does the current screening only allow weak-willed people who are willing to let themselves get irradiated and molested for no good reason, just because the government says so; while excluding those who refuse to put up with such crap, and are likely to disagree with the government on other points?

    97. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those that pass, go through easily

      Exactly. I remember reading an interview with an Israeli security screener. In a nutshell, he said that "Once I trust you, I'll let you on the plane with dynamite. It's not dynamite I'm screening for - It's you." I experienced Israeli security once - I felt like I was interacting with a highly skilled, trained professional. I've never felt that way at an American airport.

      Let me tell you a little story on Israeli security.

      A few months ago I was in Tel Aviv for business. Since I was there for more than two weeks including a few bank holidays, I brought along my then-girlfriend. I also happen to be a private pilot (meaning, I can fly single engine piston aircraft like the Cessna 172 for fun). In the weekend, I wanted to fly around Tel Aviv and since my license did not allow me to fly in Israel, I hired an instructor and an aircraft. We, my wife and I, met the instructor at a small General Aviation airport close to Tel Aviv. Before we could go to the airside, we would have to go through security. No problem of course, I've done that many many times as I travel much more than I would like to. This time it was different.

      Two screeners came, and separated my gf and me. We were interviewed for almost an hour, with questions ranging from "how do you know each other" and "who is paying for this" to the more intimate ones. After about an hour, my gf told her screener that the night before, we had dinner with my Israeli colleague and his wife, and she happened to have his business card in her purse. The screener called him, and 2 minutes later we were in the plane. Without the GPS we just rented when picking up our rental car, because "you never know who heared you calling the instructor for the flight".

      Throughout the interview, they kept apologizing for the many questions and were very friendly. Was I impressed? Yes. Did I have to undress or get groped? No. The TSA should go on a course in Israel.

    98. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by reasterling · · Score: 1

      Most firearm rounds will not be stopped by an average size human. An air plain is a crowded environment where collateral damage from firearms would be too great. The last class I took for "conceal and carry" the instructor had us line up for target shooting and I can tell you from personal experience that people who have never fired a gun with someone next to them shooting at the same time will be very nervous, and the accuracy of their shooting will be greatly diminished. I have seen people with experience shooting miss a human size target only 10 yards away. Why don't we save the firearms for well trained responsible individuals, and give everyone else a bat.

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    99. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Israel do behavioral profiling? i.e. if someone is acting weird, they pull them aside and interview them.

    100. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One of those was the metal revolver token in a Clue board game. Totally serious, they stopped and searched my bag for the metal revolver token in the Clue game I packed. Then the smarter TSA guy made a joke about how the one that flagged my board game needs to "get a Clue". Hurr hurr.

    101. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Gnavpot · · Score: 2

      One of those was the metal revolver token in a Clue board game. Totally serious, they stopped and searched my bag for the metal revolver token in the Clue game I packed. Then the smarter TSA guy made a joke about how the one that flagged my board game needs to "get a Clue". Hurr hurr.

      If you want your stories to be believable, you should avoid any mentioning of mythical creatures like unicorns, elves and smart(er) TSA guys.

    102. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Al Qaeda's attacks have only escalated over the years.

      What attacks? How have they escalated?

      According to Mr. Wiki 9/11 left 3000 dead. Since then 10/02 Bali 202 dead, 11/03 Istanbul 57 dead, 02/04 Ferry bombing 116 dead. 03/11 Marid train 191 dead, 07/05 London 56 dead. And so on. I'm not trying to belittle the deaths, but none of these attacks were in the shape, or size, or caused as much damage as 9/11.

      I think that's worth at least an attempt at preventing.

      Death and destruction is worth an attempt at preventing. But not at the expense of everyone's rights.

    103. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      If anyone wanted to cause megadeaths in the US, I can roll off the top of my head dozens of ways not involving airplanes or airports.

      Which wouldn't be TSA's responsibility, the subject of this conversation. Stay focused.

      Yet there hasn't been anything like that, nothing even hinting at that.

      There have in fact been multiple plots thwarted involving bombing bridges, dirty bombs, and other non-airport related attacks.

      You say it isn't responsibility and then the first example you give is bombings involving bridges. You do know that bridges ARE TSA's responsibility? The T in TSA doesn't stand for airport (and neither does the A)

    104. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      The goal of the TSA isn't to catch terrorists. Only the most egregiously stupid terrorists would be caught by the TSA.

      The goal of the TSA is to discourage terrorists from even trying. The TSA's effectiveness could be measured not by "how many terrorists are caught" (zero) but by "how many terrorists have succeed" (also zero).

      What an interesting contradiction. "only stupid terrorists" would be caught, yet it is there job to deter what, "smart" terrorists? You know I agree with you, that only stupid terrorists would be caught (and fortunately history has shown that most are stupid). But it would be trivial for a smart terrorist to not get caught. So what is TSA's job again?

    105. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      Not a fan of the TSA, but not a fan of allowing knives on planes either.

      You already do. Plenty of rather big knives in the galley. Just ask your friend the flight attendant. (Not while flying obviously, that'd make them nervous. And that's bad for you.) They're just told to not show them to you and keep them put away so that passengers can't see them.

      So no need to carry your own knife on board. Just pull away the curtain to the first class galley and tackle the 150lbs flight attendant and you're in business. (Yes, it's already happened in the history of aviation. Several times. Not recently though. There just aren't that many would be terrorists/hi-jackers.)

      Now, if you want to keep machetes from commercial passenger aircraft I'm with you all the way. But confiscating nail scissors while allowing bottles and ball point pens that's just useless.

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    106. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!!
      First, we survived Being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank
      while they were pregnant.
      They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can,
        and didn't get tested for diabetes.
      Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep
      On our tummies in baby cribs covered
      With bright colored lead-based paints.
      We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles,
        locks on doors or cabinets, and, when we
      Rode our bikes, we had baseball caps,
      Not helmets, on our heads.
      As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats,
        no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and
        sometimes no brakes..
      Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day
        was always a special treat.
      We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
      We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle,
      and no one actually died from this.
      We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon.
      We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar.
      And we weren't overweight.
      WHY?
      Because we were always outside playing...that's why!
      We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long
        as we were back when the streetlights came on.
      No one was able to reach us all day.
      --And, we were OKAY.
      We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
      And then ride them down the hill, only to find
      Out we forgot the brakes.. After running into the bushes a
      few times, we learned to solve the problem..
      We did not have Play Stations, Nintendos and X-boxes.
      There were No video games, No 150 channels on cable, No video movies or DVDs,
      No surround-sound or CDs, No cell phones, No personal computers, No Internet and
      No chat rooms. WE HAD FRIENDS
      And we went outside and found them!
      We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth,
      And there were no lawsuits from those accidents.
      We would get spankings with wooden spoons,
        switches, ping-pong paddles, or just a bare hand,
      and no one would call child services to report abuse.
      We ate worms, and mud pies made from dirt,
      And the worms did not live in us forever.
      We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, 22 rifles
        for our 12th, rode horses, made up games with sticks and
        tennis balls, and -although we were told it would happen- we did not put out very many eyes.
      We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.

      Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

      The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
      These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers, and inventors ever.
      The past 50 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas..
      We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
      If YOU are one of those born between 1925-1970, CONGRATULATIONS!
      You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to
      grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated
      so much of our lives for our own good.
      While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.
      Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it ?

    107. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      What the flying fuck are you talking about? Who said anything about being scared, besides you? I'm talking about trying to prevent another 9/11 attack.

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    108. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      93 WTC, 95 OKC, 98 Embassy bombings, 2000 Cole Attack. Bin Laden himself said he needed to go bigger because America wasn't listening.

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    109. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then I guess you're gonna have to force conscription of the entire country into the marines. Because the point of the Marines is that they fight to protect the freedom of the rest of the citizens. And so far, the Marines have done their part, but the TSA is just there to instill terror.

      Get this Totally Stupid Asshole organization out of the way and THEN maybe the terrorists will be mad at us again. Right now Al-Qaeda is laughing at us for the ease with which they've scarred our country into being just a bunch of chickens. They never wanted to steal the eggs anyway, they just wanted us to hide behind barbed wire they can easily get through if they so choose anyways.

    110. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by johnjaydk · · Score: 1

      It's going to be so much fun when they catch a terrorist with a bomb in some body cavity. Imagine the TSA after that.

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    111. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Welll, sure. We didn't allow knives (over a certain length*) on planes before the TSA, with probably about the same effective rate (meaning, the amount of knives that got through pre-2001 was probably about the same as now). You don't need inefficient bureaucracy like the TSA to secure planes.

      My point was that just because the TSA is bad, and passengers are more vigilant to threats because of 9-11, doesn't mean we should allow knives on board.

      *I agree that nail scissors/files, plastic knives, pens, butter knives, etc. are all OK to have on a plane. What I'm talking about is blades over, say 4-6 inches, that are designed to kill or incapacitate people. Just because Jason Bourne could take out a 747 with a ballpoint pen doesn't mean would should let some Keystone Terrorist like the Underwear Bomber on board with a combat knife.

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    112. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm overly cynical but I would have to see a lot of really hard documentation (like 1,000 videos) before I'd actually believe the TSA's claim of stopping so many guns from being brought onto planes.

      Given how they overreact when confronted with printed guns I guess they probably shoot anyone that actually has a real gun on sight anyway.

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    113. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing about the PA flight. The terrorists were operating in a pre-9/11 world, but the passengers were already in teh post-9/11 world. They knew what had happened on the other flights, while the terrorists were assuming they'd be sheeple. That's not likely to happen again. If there is a similar incident in the future, both the terrorists and the passengers will be more cognizant of the possible outcomes and take steps accordingly.

      Just because one group of passengers happened to be able to overpower terrorists with box cutters doesn't mean we should allow box cutters (or larger, more dangerous edged weapons) on planes. That's all I'm saying.

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    114. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      The Israeli's do a lot of other things too. Their passenger screening process (which includes personal interviews) is much more intense than the TSA's.

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    115. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm overly cynical but I would have to see a lot of really hard documentation (like 1,000 videos)

      Yeah, if your threshold of evidence is a thousand videos, you're overly cynical.

      Given how they overreact when confronted with printed guns I guess they probably shoot anyone that actually has a real gun on sight anyway.

      A lot of the incidents are people forgetting they had a gun, since they carry one every day. Have you heard even one incident of TSA shooting someone for carrying a gun? Do you think if a gun image on a purse makes the news, an actual shooting might as well? Recovering guns at checkpoints has become too common to warrant making the news, but a singular incident of a gun image on a purse is newsworthy.

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    116. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm overly cynical but I would have to see a lot of really hard documentation (like 1,000 videos)

      Yeah, if your threshold of evidence is a thousand videos, you're overly cynical.

      Okay call it 500 then because 500 would still be substantial but at the end of the day, no, I don't believe anything that this agency says without substantial proof.

      Given how they overreact when confronted with printed guns I guess they probably shoot anyone that actually has a real gun on sight anyway.

      A lot of the incidents are people forgetting they had a gun, since they carry one every day. Have you heard even one incident of TSA shooting someone for carrying a gun? Do you think if a gun image on a purse makes the news, an actual shooting might as well? Recovering guns at checkpoints has become too common to warrant making the news, but a singular incident of a gun image on a purse is newsworthy.

      I was being ironic...

      Has recovering guns at TSA checkpoints ever made the news? Can you point me at some references?

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    117. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Lots of difficult and expensive things are done in practice - like deploying ineffectual x-ray machines that may or may not cause cancer to thousands of airports.

      Yeah, that would be difficult, since there's only about 100 airports in the US that have them. If it's difficult to the point that it won't happen, seems pretty close to the definition of impractical.

      Law enforcement is our best defense against many of these kinds of attacks

      Before 9/11, terrorism was considered a law enforcement problem, and it's been nearly (except for you) universally regarded as a failure. People can only be arrested for committing a crime, which is usually only useful after the attack. Evidence pointing to state sponsors is locked up in confidential court documents. Lone Wolves don't show up anyone's radar until it's too late, and if they're caught beforehand you can't even pin them on conspiring, since that requires 2 or more people. You can't fight terrorism with law enforcement, only react and charge surviving terrorists with crimes. The US PATRIOT Act was designed to help defeat this problem by allowing information sharing between law enforcement and intelligence agencies, and it's been pretty unpopular.

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    118. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's actually not. They do a background check (and actually follow through on the results), and then an interview which rarely takes even 5 minutes. That's what you can do when you have people who are actually *trained* to spot the details of human interaction that give someone away.They have *security*, and the results speak for themselves.

      The TSA, on the other hand, is security *theatre*. It *looks* like it's doing something, but it doesn't because they're focused on all the wrong things, and the constant list of idiotic bullshit we see from them speaks for itself.

    119. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to shutdown every airport in the country for the forseeable future? It's easy, and the TSA won't be able to do anything about it. Walk into a busy airport with a bomb strapped to you, and wait until you're in the middle of the massive line of people waiting for their opportunity to be groped before setting it off. Hundreds of casualties, mass hysteria, and air travel grinds to a halt. To top things off, you don't even need to buy a plane ticket to do it at many airports, just don't have any checked baggage!

    120. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about trying to prevent another 9/11 attack.

      At what cost though? Is it worth it in your mind for ordinary, innocent civilians to be subjected to humiliation in public like this repeatedly? What if it happened to you? Or your mother? Or a son or daughter? Stripsearched, their dignity erased by some cocky bureaucrat on a power trip?

      If our freedom is worth so little to you that you must sacrifice it to the God of Security, that's just beyond pathetic. LIFE is dangerous. We used to accept that. Planes were hijacked and blown up decades prior to 9/11 and somehow we moved on without turning the X-Ray line into a farce. I'm frankly amazed we bother to do anything anymore, we're so scared by anyone who doesn't bleed stars and stripes because they CLEARLY want to blow us up and everything we hold dear.

    121. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      innocent civilians to be subjected to humiliation in public like this repeatedly?

      Repeatedly? How many times has this happened, besides your imagination? There have been a few incidents in the news, but this is far from "repeatedly".

      Planes were hijacked and blown up decades prior to 9/11

      Typically, they were held hostage until demands were met. They were never used to cause billions in damage and kill thousands.

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    122. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by cffrost · · Score: 1

      The paper I've linked to below shows how non-random screening allows an adversary to probe the screening system for types of people that don't get screened. Next, the adversary takes one of these people that doesn't meet the profile, and asks them to quietly carry a package on board, in exchange for letting their kidnapped grandchild live.

      http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/classes/6.805/student-papers/spring02-papers/caps.htm

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    123. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is most law enforcement are hiding behind bushes with a radar guns to catch those dangerous criminals traveling 36 mph down your local boulevard.

    124. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Okay thank you for the references -

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    125. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Don't forget T-shirts with pictures of giant cartoon robots carrying giant cartoon guns.

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    126. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      If he does make it to the airport, you catch it by profiling him for special extra screening. So you don't screen granny, but you do screen me (44 year old darker skinned guy, non US-citizen, with beard).

      You're advocating racial profiling? Seriously?

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    127. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It's been done before, just not in airports yet.

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    128. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Right, but not in the US, and none on airplanes or even airports. There are plenty of hotels, night clubs, and trains right here in the US.

      There are ones like the Times Square Bomber, but that wasn't so much "foiled" as "failed". The bomb didn't work. If it had worked, it would have killed a few people. Al Qaeda seems to be reduced to sending us its idiots. More Americans kill themselves with fireworks than AQ has.

    129. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by jfengel · · Score: 1

      It is not trivial for a smart terrorist to avoid capture by the TSA. It's possible, but not trivial, and there is a risk.

      The TSA keeps trying to close that window, which is why you now get to take a trip through the nudie booth whenever you board an airplane. It's still certainly possible to get through, but not guaranteed. There are other targets with a much higher likelihood of success.

      It's still not at all clear why they haven't done that. And they do keep trying to get on planes, as the Underwear Bomber and Shoe Bomber showed. AQ and the TSA are both fascinated with planes, apparently. Presumably the TSA's fascination is following AQ's, but I really don't know why.

    130. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      give everyone a rapier.

      Jerry Sandusky is waiting for trial he is not available...

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    131. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      If you want a knife on the plane, just book a first class ticket and request the steak dinner. You'll get a nice, 5" serrated and pointed blade for the steak, a full-size metal butter knife, and a full-size metal fork. Dine and relax before you take on the plane!

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    132. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      4 guys with box cutters did alright when the door wasn't locked. Unless they can smuggle something big enough to break down the door they won't be able to do that again.

    133. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      We don't disagree, but I think you're wrong on a couple points.

      Security at B-G is multi-layered, and places a lot of emphasis on the human factor.

      1) There is a spot check of vehicles at the perimeter (vs. being waved through at LAX - I go to LAX several times a year and have never had or seen a car stopped)
      2) Plain clothed security will strike up conversations in the terminal (i.e. not in the normal security line) with people they deem suspicious.
      3) All passangers are interviewed, at least for a bit. There is an interview before check-in, and possible questioning at the security check point after checking. Identification and boarding passes are check both at the security checkpoint and at the gate, where additional questioning may (but probably rarely) occur. Perhaps you are correct that most last less than 5 minutes, but that is 5 minutes longer than any interview I've had in the States. People you arouse suspicion are held for more interviews.
      4) All baggage is x-rayed/scanned, then put in a pressure chamber to trigger altitude sensitive explosives (they might x-ray/scan some percentage of bags in the US, but they don't have pressure chambers that I'm aware of).
      5) Incoming passengers from most Arab countries can be questioned as well.
      6) Israeli security racially and ethnically profiles. In the US they don't admit to doing this, and given the reports of grandma's getting strip searched, they probably don't.

      To describe the security at B-G as not intense compared to most major American airports is not very accurate.

      http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2010/01/06/psychology_not_just_technology_for_airport_security_99795.html
      http://securitysolutions.com/news/security_exposing_hostile_intent/
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Gurion_International_Airport#Security_procedures
      http://www.israelsituation.com/2010/11/security-at-ben-gurion-airport/

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    134. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by isorox · · Score: 1

      What the flying fuck are you talking about? Who said anything about being scared, besides you? I'm talking about trying to prevent another 9/11 attack.

      Lock the cockpit door, job done.

    135. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Well, hallelujah! The answer at last! It's such a shame the TSA hasn't consulted with you this whole time. We could have saved a lot of money trying to scan for explosives that can take down a plane without having to go to the cockpit.

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    136. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by isorox · · Score: 1

      Well, hallelujah! The answer at last! It's such a shame the TSA hasn't consulted with you this whole time. We could have saved a lot of money trying to scan for explosives that can take down a plane without having to go to the cockpit.

      You wanted to prevent another "9/11", I assume you mean the hijacking and flying of jet airplanes loaded with a lot of fuel into buildings on September 11th 2001?

      You can solve this by locking the cockpit door.

      If you've now changed what you want to prevent, that's fine, but that's also the problem behind an ill-defined agency like the TSA

    137. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      You can solve this by locking the cockpit door.

      If it could, don't you think maybe they would have done it? Do you have an explanation why this silver bullet of yours isn't being implemented?

      The 9/11 hijackers were locked out of at least one cockpit. So they held a flight attendant hostage with a boxcutter to her neck and told the pilot to open up or they'd kill her. So he let them in. As long as the pilot can open the door, it is far from foolproof. And now the threat isn't just from hijackers with smuggled boxcutters, but explosives hidden in various forms. So not only is a locked cockpit ineffectual against hijackers (which explains why we still have and need other security) but completely useless against explosives. Thank for trying.

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    138. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's next is bombing busy urban freeways. On the other hand, traffic jams might become a thing of the past

    139. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      And apparently my soldering iron too.

      I was kind of apathetic about the millimeter wave scanning, but Im kind of pissed that they took my soldering iron.

    140. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      It's more invasive to some people while being less invasive to the rest. Your 80 year old grandma who can barely stand up from her wheelchair is not likely to get groped.

      Pretty shakey ground. You find constitutional issues with the current searches, but youre fine having some people's rights completely violated so that some of us can keep our rights?

      Gotta be consistent in your thinking, and you dont want to start down a path of thinking that compromising your principles is OK so long as you do it in small doses.

    141. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      What sort of magical handgun rounds were you using where through and through was likely? 10mm or 45, ok, but the far more common .22 and .38sp? I don't think so. Unless we are talking about limb hits.

      Heck, many law enforcement organizations went to .40 because 9mm won't reliably stop your average lardassed American.

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    142. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      150lb flight attendant? Need better airline.

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    143. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Lots of difficult and expensive things are done in practice - like deploying ineffectual x-ray machines that may or may not cause cancer to thousands of airports.

      Yeah, that would be difficult, since there's only about 100 airports in the US that have them. If it's difficult to the point that it won't happen, seems pretty close to the definition of impractical.

      Oh good, now you understand the "theater" part of TSA's security theater.

      If these devices are effective at finding bombs, then we need them in all airports, not just the 100 largest ones. A terrorist that wants to bring a bomb onto a large jet is not going to let a scanner in JFK deter him when he can drive to a small airport in New York that doesn't have scanner and take a direct flight into JFK with his bomb.

      However if they aren't needed in the small airports because other screening methods work well there, why are they needed in the larger airports? I've never had a pat-down at a small airport, but have been screened dozens of times through full-body scanners at larger airports.

    144. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Oh good, now you understand the "theater" part of TSA's security theater.

      No, I have on idea what you're talking about.

      If these devices are effective at finding bombs, then we need them in all airports, not just the 100 largest ones.

      I have even less idea now. have to admit I have no idea what you're arguing anymore. I thought you were trying to argue before that we're spending too much on scanning and searching and that the threat doesn't warrant the expense. Now you're saying we need these expensive scanners at thousands of airports? As for why they're not used in smaller airports, I would imagine since the vast majority of travelers go through the large ones, that's where the security would be focused. Also, they're expensive, so the bigger airports get them first. I've heard plans to roll them out to more airports, so I guess the smaller ones will have to wait. I just get the impression you, like the other slashdaughters here, want to complain about the TSA, security theater, etc without a clear idea of how to fix it.

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    145. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by hawguy · · Score: 1

      I'm arguing that TSA is spending billions of dollars on an unwinnable battle, not that they need to be doing more of the same. But if what you are arguing is that TSA is doing the right thing now, how can you argue that it shouldn't be expanded to all airports?

      Screening passengers only at the airports with the most travelers is great if what they are trying to do is stop some average traveler from accidentally carrying a gun onboard.

      And sure, maybe there's some moderate security advantage to keeping guns off the plane, but what they really need to be doing is stopping passengers that want to cause harm. Targeting the biggest airports means that there's a greater chance that they'll find the most people who inadvertantly bring a prohibited article past security. But a terrorist isn't a random individual - he will have studied airport security and know where the weak points are. Even if TSA had air-tight security at the 100 largest airports (but they don't of course, there are too many holes to plug - passengers are just one hole), a terrorist would just board a plane at an airport with less security.

      All it takes is one employee at one airport anywhere in the USA that can be bribed to let an explosive device slip through screening (maybe with the idea that he's earning $25K to "only" help smuggle drugs through) and all of that tight security at larger airports goes to waste.

      And all of the security so far ignores the fact that there's an obvious body cavity that would allow a pound or more of high explosives to be slipped through security. The drug smugglers have been taking advantage of this for years. Are you willing to submit to a body cavity search, an ultrasound, or a more powerful x-ray to get on a plane?

      , want to complain about the TSA, security theater, etc without a clear idea of how to fix it.

      I'm complaining about the billions of dollars being spent by TSA with no clear evidence that they are doing anything to stop or reduce terrorism with arbitrary rules that often seem to make no sense. Why can I only take 3.4 ounces of liquid onboard, unless I put it in a 32 ounce bottle that says "Prescription Shampoo", then I can take as much as I want? Why does TSA rely on a piece of paper that I can print at home to decide if I can go past a checkpoint? Do they think terrorists don't have printers? If I'm supposed to believe that terrorists are out to get me, why should I feel safe standing in a densely packed security line for 30 minutes with 200 other people?

    146. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yea, and you've never fired a weapon in an enclosed space have you? Stop talking about shit you know nothing about.

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    147. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by Sedated2000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember dropping my mom off at the airport and seeing her to the gate (pre TSA). The security guy saw the swiss army knife I dropped in the bucket before going through the metal detector, said "Oh, cool!", and proceeded to pretend to stab his coworker with it. The last time I flew, in 2007, they took a small bottle of hair gel from me.

    148. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by airdweller · · Score: 0

      Can you provide a list that would confirm that 'we have caught plenty of terrorists as they plotted attacks'?

    149. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by airdweller · · Score: 0

      "So, other than it being impractical, expensive, more invasive, and unconstitutional, it's the right solution? Brilliant."

      So, TSA is practical, cheap, not invasive and constitutional, right? Brilliant.

    150. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by airdweller · · Score: 0

      "95 OKC"
      Really? Do you need to be reminded who did it?

    151. Re:My Pet Rock Is Better by airdweller · · Score: 0

      You forgot the recent(?) Moscow airport attack (the check-in line?).

  8. They'll use these "cuts' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To argue for more authority and a bigger budget next year.

  9. So Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    <plays the worlds tiniest violin>

  10. No room for optimism... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The headline might as well read "Agency universally reviled as useless, degrading, expensive, criminal, nobody has the nerve to do more than nibble around its edges."

    If what they've done so far has earned them only these relatively feeble stabs at powers they mostly just took during their time anyway(they didn't used to dress up in cop costumes or grope people on the record), exactly what would they have to do to earn a reorganization, or even a replacement? Execute a randomly chosen passenger once a shift, just to show the terrorists our resolve?

    1. Re:No room for optimism... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Man, don't joke about that. They might think it's a good idea.

    2. Re:No room for optimism... by Volante3192 · · Score: 2

      Execute a randomly chosen passenger once a shift, just to show the terrorists our resolve?

      One tenth of a flight. It worked for the Romans!

    3. Re:No room for optimism... by Nethead · · Score: 1

      That would be decimating!

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    4. Re:No room for optimism... by Roberticus · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? That would decimate the flying public!

    5. Re:No room for optimism... by swb · · Score: 2

      I can't imagine what kind of deliverable they can actually provide -- it's not credible to claim they've prevented all terrorism, and unfortunately where maybe they have, I'm sure the FBI/NSA/CIA wants it kept totally quiet so they can do whatever counter-terrorism investigation they do, keeping the TSA from taking any kind of credit.

      What they need to do is have credible claims for effectiveness AND be as totally invisible as possible. You should "go through security" at the airport with less impact than going through the drivethru at a fast food restaurant.

    6. Re:No room for optimism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Execute a randomly chosen passenger once a shift, just to show the terrorists our resolve?

      They are working on it, a TSA agent took my father-in-law's insulin pump controller and broke it after taking it outside the screening room. Now it rattles (probably dropped?) When he got to his destination he had to quick buy some of the old style insulin syringes. Still trying to get the pump repaired or replaced a week later--hard to do when away from his normal Medtronic dealer.

    7. Re:No room for optimism... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Thanks, with this policy we can make our point and help save the planet, all in one go. Great idea, we'll get right on it!

      Love and hugs,
      The TSA

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    8. Re:No room for optimism... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      But think of the extra legroom we could have!

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  11. My only thought when reading this by JustSomeProgrammer · · Score: 2

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

  12. Undress code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    After a TSA employee was arrested for sexually assaulting a woman while in uniform

    You see, this is why I take my uniform off first. But they make a fuss about that too.

  13. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Insightful
  14. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can you show that the TSA has actually prevented that rather than just creating ridiculous rules after an incident happened?

  15. NOT ENOUGH CUTS by udachny · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not enough cuts. Thousand cuts won't cut it, it needs millions of cuts. It needs everybody to step up and cut it.

    YOU THERE! Yes, YOU. You have to cut TSA as well (cut an agent, get some bonus points in your next life).

    1. Re:NOT ENOUGH CUTS by hedwards · · Score: 2

      Don't worry, by lowering the standards for screening aircraft personnel, the military and now families of military personnel we're assured to get the most sexual assaults and humiliations without the risk of actually having an effective security screening process.

    2. Re:NOT ENOUGH CUTS by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      You hold them down. I'm getting the rusty butter knives, the line forms behind ME for the death by one million rusty butter knife cuts. Painful it will be...oh yes.

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  16. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You sir (or madam) are the problem with our country. We *do not* trade our rights for the illusion of safety.

  17. Heh by Jethro · · Score: 2

    I misread that as "Death By A Thousand Cats".

    Which would be a lot more fun to watch.

    Also thought it was a Babylon 5 reference

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    1. Re:Heh by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      I misread that as "Death By A Thousand Cats".

      Which would be a lot more fun to watch.

      Also thought it was a Babylon 5 reference

      Interesting you mention Babylon 5. Seems DHS and the TSA must have been avid fans of B5 and paid a great deal of attention to seasons 3-5 where similar government groups were discussed in the show. At least it feels like that to me :-)

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    2. Re:Heh by Jethro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That actually is kinda funny. If you were following Usenet/CompuServe at the time those seasons aired, especially the Night Watch ones, people were actually complaining that it's "unreasonable" and that "Stuff like that would never happen in AMERICA".

      And JMS' responses to them were that these things all happened fairly recently (at the time they were references to the Red Scare and McCarthyism-era politics).

      He also said that he knows it's not likely that it'll ever happen again because we're so vigilant and attached to our freedom now.

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    3. Re:Heh by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      he knows it's not likely that it'll ever happen again

      Major failure to learn from history for that JMS' guy....

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    4. Re:Heh by Jethro · · Score: 1

      On the contrary. His point was that the people COMPLAINING failed to learn from history. He was being optimistic about it, yeah, but he did say it COULD happen.

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  18. and ... ? by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    TSA catches on average about 5 guns PER DAY at airport screenings, and that's not including knives, explosives, and other prohibited objects.

    Wow. Explosives.

    Soooooo........ where are the trials for the people trying to take explosives onto the planes?

    You'd think there'd be all kinds of news reports about that, wouldn't you?

    1. Re:and ... ? by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm curious to know the % of those guns, etc. that were found using baggage X-Rays and metal detectors. You know, the two things we already had and used before the TSA existed. Remember, back when air travel wasn't a total clusterfuck pain in the ass.

    2. Re:and ... ? by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      Remember, back when air travel wasn't a total clusterfuck pain in the ass.

      Remember, not long before that taking guns on a plane was merely an inconvenience for other passengers who had less space in the overhead bins.

      It's not the guns you need to worry about, it's the people who want to use them to kill other people.

    3. Re:and ... ? by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      They probably list things like cigarette lighters as "explosives".

    4. Re:and ... ? by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      and iPhones and LiON batteries...

    5. Re:and ... ? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Yes, but since you can't't really tell the difference until they start shooting, you need to remove the guns.

      That is why that argument is stupid.

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    6. Re:and ... ? by kramerd · · Score: 1

      No, I'm pretty certain that if a person tried to take an explosive on a plane, it would be kept really damn quiet. Probably wouldn't even point it out immediately, as creating any kind of panic in a crowded line would create an opportunity for someone else to sneak something through security. I would assume that the explosive carrier would be taken to "extra screening," and then no one would ever hear about the outcome except for security.

      Believe it or not, people use explosives outside of airports, also in an illegal fashion. I don't know of any specifically, but there must trials if they get caught as well, and I would wager that you haven't heard about them either.

    7. Re:and ... ? by ironjaw33 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but since you can't't really tell the difference until they start shooting, you need to remove the guns.

      That is why that argument is stupid.

      I'm with the OP: a few choice questions will quickly identify the people that are about to cause harm. Guns are just one of the many modalities available to someone with an ax to grind. Taking them away is no different than banning liquids on airline flights.

    8. Re:and ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess a can of hairspray would classify as an explosive these days.

    9. Re:and ... ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And when they start shooting, no one will be able to shoot back.

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    10. Re:and ... ? by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      You are all asking the wrong question.

      The question should be, how many of those guns, and sharp objects, and explosive water bottles, were going to be used by "terrorists?"

      ZERO? Yeah I thought so

      Why do we have to prevent someone from bringing something on board? You do know that if someone want to bring something "BAD" on board, they can easily do it?

    11. Re:and ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't tell which student is going to stab their fellow classmate in the throat with a pencil, so you need to remove the pencils.
      You also can't tell which driver is going to run down a row of pedestrians in a crosswalk, so you need to remove the cars.

      When you assume that the tool is the only factor when determining the intent of the person, then the person is free to find any other otherwise-acceptable means to achieve their ends.

  19. The cruelest cut by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

    What they really need to do is cut them where it hurts--in their budget.

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  20. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The only way to stop the pendulum swing is for disparate America to start focusing on its commonalities and stop trying to control each others lives. The alternative is left- or right-fascism followed eventually and inevitably by bloody revolt.

  21. if only.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    federal agencies are often inept, but they refuse to die.

  22. Something has to take its place. by wickerprints · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The TSA is a bureaucratic, money-sucking nightmare that entirely fails to live up to the promises of the politicians who created it. It is incompetently managed and its policies are inept, ineffective, capricious, opaque, invasive, disrespectful, and I would argue they are also fundamentally unconstitutional.

    All that said, though, the question remains: if the TSA were to vanish overnight, what would take its place? What SHOULD take its place? These are not easy questions to answer--if they were, we'd be on that path by now, but instead the Kabuki dance that is this "security theater" gets more bizarre by the day. The reality is that certain fundamental questions of how best to address and ensure basic passenger safety without infringing on essential personal liberties remain unanswered, let alone the question of how to do it efficiently (both in terms of financial cost and human resources). Of course that is not to say no ideas have been proposed, but the point is that we've let the genie out of the bottle and we cannot go back to the way things were done before. The TSA may or may not have to be dismantled, but something must serve the function of providing basic safety. After all, our corporate overlords who pull the puppet strings of our politicians, can't seem to stop meddling with foreign countries, so it seems unlikely that the rest of the world will soon stop hating us.

    1. Re:Something has to take its place. by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not the TSA so much as it is the DHS. It's inherently problematic to give an agency responsible for both defining the problem and solving it. It's not surprising that the scope has been ever increasing when decreasing the scope would result in layoffs and budget cuts for itself.

    2. Re:Something has to take its place. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't care. There are two things necessary to prevent another 9/11:

      1) Strengthen the door to the cockpit.
      2) Have the passengers beat the living shit out of hijackers rather than comply and wait for the authorities to negotiate.

      Both changes were accomplished immediately right after 9/11.

    3. Re:Something has to take its place. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      All that said, though, the question remains: if the TSA were to vanish overnight, what would take its place? What SHOULD take its place? These are not easy questions to answer

      The first question is not easy to answer. The second one is: "nothing". There was never a need for security theater, and there never will be a need for security theater, as it actually compromises security. The only reasons you would want to institute security theater are all contrary to the good of the nation.

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    4. Re:Something has to take its place. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      The TSA is a bureaucratic, money-sucking nightmare that entirely fails to live up to the promises of the politicians who created it.

      That's not entirely fair; its lived up to the promise of relieving private entities formerly providing and contracting for airport security of the risk of future liability for failures by moving the function to a government law-enforcement agency, which was one of the promises politicians made to the air transport industry (in response, as I recall, to the air transport industry begging for it in the wake of 9/11.)

    5. Re:Something has to take its place. by LateArthurDent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The TSA is a bureaucratic, money-sucking nightmare that entirely fails to live up to the promises of the politicians who created it. It is incompetently managed and its policies are inept, ineffective, capricious, opaque, invasive, disrespectful, and I would argue they are also fundamentally unconstitutional. All that said, though, the question remains: if the TSA were to vanish overnight, what would take its place? What SHOULD take its place? These are not easy questions to answer

      That's a very easy question to answer. We go back to the same system we had before 9/11. When you went through a simple x-ray and metal detector, were allowed to take liquids through, and your family could accompany you to the gate.

      Security was plenty sufficient back then. Case in point, the terrorists didn't manage to sneak guns or bombs in, they had box cutters. There are two fundamental changes that we've already made which plugs the 9/11 security hole: cockpit doors are locked and passengers no longer believe sitting down and waiting for the hijacking to be resolved through negotiations by the authorities is the best strategy. A few people armed with knives can't subdue a whole plane of passengers or take over if they can't get into the cockpit.

    6. Re:Something has to take its place. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Easy. Do it just like Israel. They haven't had an incident in over 30 years despite being in the hottest terrorist zone in the world. Of course, you have to pay experienced interrogators over $100K/year instead of paying high school dropouts $8/hour, but it's proven to be very effective at catching intent.

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    7. Re:Something has to take its place. by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute.... a Republican government, in the midst of patriotic swell not seen since the red scare and McCarthyism.... *nationalized* the airport security industry?

      Those damn leftist socialist Republicans!

    8. Re:Something has to take its place. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't care. There are two things necessary to prevent another 9/11:

      1) Strengthen the door to the cockpit.
      2) Have the passengers beat the living shit out of hijackers rather than comply and wait for the authorities to negotiate.

      Both changes were accomplished immediately right after 9/11.

      Are you sure #2 was accomplished? Really?

      I'm not sure if you've actually flown in a plane lately. They're actually relatively small inside. Movement is cramped. You're not intended to move. You're intended to sit down, shut up, and enjoy the flight.

      So let's put five hijackers on the plane. Let's assume they got knives through security somehow, and they're at the front of the plane. They're already standing up and they're armed with a close-range weapon which can be wielded with a near-negligible loss of agility compared to bare-handed combat. They're also trained in the use of this weapon AND in bare-handed combat if things go wrong.

      Now, I don't care how much a badass you're pretending to be. One-on-one, unarmed and unprotected vs. a guy with a knife, very tight quarters that hinder maneuverability, zero element of surprise, the unarmed person WILL lose. Period. All it'll take is one stab, one swing, one anything; hell, even a punch to the gut or a kick to the junk will ultimately end you. You don't have room to dodge, you don't have the flexibility to dance around, and the guy with a knife is trained to kill you with a knife. Either that one hit will be fatal or you'll recoil in pain enough that you wished it were fatal, and one quick strike later, the hijacker will be happy to oblige that wish.

      Of course, those tight quarters also give the hijackers a disadvantage if rushed by overwhelming numbers. And unless the hijackers booked the ENTIRE flight, those numbers will, in fact, be quite overwhelming. So, in that case, the hijackers will lose the battle.

      However, someone has to be at the front of the mob. While the hijackers can't possibly be trained to defeat ten to a hundred times their number in tight quarters in what amounts to a mass bum rush, they HAVE been trained to avoid fear. Meaning, barring an armed US Marshall with a ranged weapon advantage, they will strike the first person that comes after them for the glory of whatever they believe in, regardless of who's coming right after them. Maybe they'll get the second person, too, before they're brought down by sheer numbers and mass, who knows? I'll grant they wouldn't survive much past that, though.

      So, taking all that into account, are you ready for near-guaranteed death on a plane by being the first to stand up?

      Ask the person sitting next to you on the plane. Are they ready?

      How about the people in the next row up? The row behind you? The other side of the aisle? The flight attendants? The screaming baby strapped into a seat? The frail old people who can't fight back? The spoiled rich brats who won't fight back?

      The answer for 99% of America — actually, for human beings in general — is a resounding "no". We sort of like to avoid certain death.

      The hijackers know this statistic. They're counting on it. Odds are in their favor, in fact.

      Still confident about the hijacker's chances?

    9. Re:Something has to take its place. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      I think you're entirely wrong.

      The TSA does EXACTLY what it was meant to do: provide security theater, ensure the re-election of relevant politicians, demonstrate that we "don't profile", provide jobs for unemployables, expand the roster of government jobs, and consume vast piles of money to no good effect.

      The only place in which it fails is that on a few occasions it's a little heavy-handed...not because that's bad, but because that disturbs the sheep.

      I'm not sure what YOU thought it was for. I'm pretty certain I'm right.

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    10. Re:Something has to take its place. by Volante3192 · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid_(shoe_bomber)
      The 6 foot 4 inch (193 cm) tall, 200+ pound (90+ kg) Reid was next subdued by several passengers on the airliner, and then bound up using plastic handcuffs, seatbelt extensions, and headphone cords. A physician on board the airliner administered to Reid a tranquilizer that he found in the emergency medical kit of the airliner.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwear_bomber
      Fellow passenger Jasper Schuringa, a Dutch film director, jumped on Abdulmutallab and subdued him as flight attendants used fire extinguishers to douse the flames.

      For my third argument:
      United 93.
      I don't think you need a citation for that one.

      Passenger dynamics changed. Your pseudo-psychology is over 11 years out of date.

      Q.E.D., bitch.

    11. Re:Something has to take its place. by matthaak · · Score: 1

      You should go to an airport, be dropped off at a curb, walk through the door, walk down a hallway, walk out another door onto a tarmac, walk up a staircase, have your ticket or electronic boarding pass that you paid cash for scanned and get on the airplane. Total time: 5 minutes. Spare me the comments about "that's not the world we live in." That's crap. Read history. The world has always been a dangerous place. That's what life is: dangerous and fragile. The only question is whether you and your children will live as free people or as cowering fools.

    12. Re:Something has to take its place. by artfulshrapnel · · Score: 1

      Whatever. Someone who's less trained could just bludgeon them to death with Coca Cola cans from the drink trolley, chuck a laptop at them, or rip the tray off their seat back and throw that. If they got really creative they could ram the drinks trolley down the aisle and smash the attackers against the cockpit door. There's no dodging that thing, as you mentioned in regards to the cramped space.

      As you said, it just takes one good hit to disable a person. There are about 200 passengers per plane, about twice that number of objects heavy enough to cause injury, and at least 1 in 10 Americans has played baseball in their lives. Would you like those odds if you were one of the three guys with x-acto knives trying to take over the plane?

    13. Re:Something has to take its place. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

      The dept. of Homeland Security has to go. move it's funding into agency whose specialty is different from of security.

      It's a layer of management thrown it to hid the problem from the top.

      IT's a typical made CEO move.

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    14. Re:Something has to take its place. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      If you ever make it to Stockholm, compare how security screening at Arlanda works compared to LAX. Arlanda's checkpoints appear to be optimized very well-- 7 people can scan people at the rate 13-16 do at LAX. It doesn't seem too "routine," but simply refined and focused. The equipment is about the same (for the expensive stuff), but they automate the flow of the bins, provide an organized area to sort your luggage for the bins, and have a dedicated X-ray machine that is fed by two other lines for items requiring a second scan, with an automatic divert bar.

      The problem with TSA is it is a make-work program. They have done a few things right-- the agents are more professional than their predecessors by some margin, as would be expected by the significant increase in salaries (yes, mostly management). But, they have gone almost 10 years and haven't proven that any of the additional expense has reduced risk.

      There are plenty of things I don't like that could improve the process, like GlobalEntry and trusted traveller programs, but the bottom line is that the risk just doesnt justify up-ending our lives this much. Keep it simple, and maintain layers of security.

    15. Re:Something has to take its place. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no. We need screeners. They just need to go back to pre 9-11 security.

      You might want to research why we got screeners in the first place.

      Hint : KA-BOOM!!!

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    16. Re:Something has to take its place. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Of course, anything to help billionaires.

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    17. Re:Something has to take its place. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      As has been shown, there efforts have no evidences of working at all.

      But hey, lets not let facts stand in they way. They do it different then here, clearly we should change.

      Why is it when something is from 'someplace else' no one applies critical thinking to what they are saying?

      IT's abusive, denies innocent traveler and is a show front to move mossad.

      also, they don't seem to like macbooks:
      http://www.edibleapple.com/2009/12/15/israeli-airport-security-pop-a-few-caps-into-a-macbook-pro/

      you know, we ahd a pretty good track record. And in fact it wasn't a security failing that allowed 9/11 to happen.

      It was cultural. Until then, getting hijacked meant a 5 day trip to Cuba. So not resisting had been the best response based on the data.

      So, we don't need isreali screening techniques, we don't need the current screening process we nede the old process, sturdy cock pit doors*, and an emergency activate autoland feature. Once engaged, no one on board ahs control. It alert there is an emergency, and goes to the nearest airport and lands.

      *Old ones you could easily push right through, even if locked.

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    18. Re:Something has to take its place. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "unemployables"

      nice, jack ass

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    19. Re:Something has to take its place. by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Shortly after 9/11 there was a story about passengers killing a fellow passenger who'd become unruly. They thought he was going to attempt to hijack the plane and they killed him. From what I gather, they only meant to restrain him, they just restrained him... to death.

      Yeah, I think 20-30 passengers vs 5 hijackers, the passengers are going to win. They don't really have anything to lose.

      I suspect that in the future if aircraft fall under the control of hijackers, those aircraft will be shot down by our military before they can do any damage. I think Bush Sr, Regan or Clinton would have given that order the moment they were informed that a plane had crashed into the world trade center.

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    20. Re:Something has to take its place. by DrGamez · · Score: 2

      Was the "QED bitch" really needed? Can you not state a rebuttal that is precise and informative that proves the original response "wrong" without then turning around and rubbing their face in it like some teenager? Nobody is going to bother listening to what you've got to say if you feel the need to be crude when proving someone wrong.

    21. Re:Something has to take its place. by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      The question is will they eventually win, the question is how many people are willing to volunteer themselves for possible harm/death? Someone has to be the first person in the mob and the issue comes when adrenaline is flowing, you're 30k feet in the sky, and nobody else seems brave enough to stand up - is that when you'll take a stand? I will say I would, but I know that is me being hopeful of my own future confidence - I cannot say I would volunteer to be the first person to test the hijacker's CQC skills.

    22. Re:Something has to take its place. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Why are you defending the Anonymous Coward?

    23. Re:Something has to take its place. by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      Because being treated with some common thread of respect shouldn't be a privilege for those who bothered to log in.

    24. Re:Something has to take its place. by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Let's see. Make a stand and maybe die, or sit quietly like a sheep and definitely die. I can make that decision without even thinking about it.

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    25. Re:Something has to take its place. by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      I hope that I can make that decision as quick - I'm not going to start thinking in hypotheticals when my mind ISN'T being flooded with fear and adrenaline.

    26. Re:Something has to take its place. by Whibla · · Score: 1

      Why should the fact that the poster hasn't logged in make any difference to the correctness of his post, or any difference to his expectations of civility?

      That aside, what I find slightly strange is your reaction to 'agreeing' with the AC's post:

      There are two things necessary to prevent another 9/11:

      ...

      Both changes were accomplished immediately right after 9/11.

      Looks to me like you've misunderstood his post, backed up his own assertion, then insulted him as a way of putting him down (thus bigging yourself up). At the risk of perpetuating the cycle, way to go...

      I suppose an apology is out of the question?

    27. Re:Something has to take its place. by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      All that said, though, the question remains: if the TSA were to vanish overnight, what would take its place? What SHOULD take its place? These are not easy questions to answer-i

      NOTHING

      Wow, that was a pretty easy question to answer. When I get on a city bus, I don't go through security. When I board a cruise ship, I don't go through security. When I get on a train I don't go through security. When I get in my car I don't go through security. When I go to the mall I don't go through security. When I go to a sporting event security checks to make sure I'm not bring cheap food in. So explain to me why I need to go through security to get on a plane?

      The thing is... "The bomber will always get through" And honestly I don't see any reason to waste money trying to stop the inevitable.

    28. Re:Something has to take its place. by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      no. We need screeners.

      You might want to research why we got screeners in the first place.

      Hint : KA-BOOM!!!

      And why do we have screeners in the first place? People don't run around blowing stuff up. Why would they fly around blowing stuff up?

    29. Re:Something has to take its place. by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      This is one of the best comments I've read. And while it will take more than 5 minutes (have you seen how long it takes to board the airplane AFTER you are at the gate?) you shouldn't have to get there 2-3 hours early.

      I once read a blog post about how someone used a stolen boarding pass to get on a plane. And how TSA needs to have computers to verify the ID matches the ticket. Well why? It shouldn't be the governents job to make sure the "right" person gets on the plane. That is the airlines job to make sure the passenger is a ticketed passenger.

    30. Re:Something has to take its place. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, going back to pre 9-11 security, when the airline companies handled security themselves, or the airport had an additional layer if it was deemed necessary, is the "nothing" that I'm talking about. The TSA should be replaced with nothing, which would permit the former order (which was adequate when combined with reinforced cockpit doors) to return, because the airlines aren't going to spend more than they have to on anything.

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    31. Re:Something has to take its place. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      According to standard NRA bullshit the TSA is reducing safety by not allowing good Americans to bring their guns on board with them...

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    32. Re:Something has to take its place. by matthaak · · Score: 1

      I would go even a step further - It shouldn't matter who holds the ticket at all. As long as it is valid, the holder should be able to board without ID. It is interesting the score on my original post fluctuates between 1 and 2. Some bump it down some bump it up. It would sadden me if someone took a comment illustrating true freedom and disregard it as flaimbait. I'm hoping it was just the condescending tone of my post - which I somewhat regret - than the content.

    33. Re:Something has to take its place. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Looks to me like you've misunderstood his post

      Nope. Read the AC's post again yourself. He was arguing that random passengers WILL NOT be successful in fighting back hijackers/terrorists.

      AC: The answer for 99% of America — actually, for human beings in general — is a resounding "no". We sort of like to avoid certain death.
      The hijackers know this statistic. They're counting on it. Odds are in their favor, in fact.

      Not anymore.

    34. Re:Something has to take its place. by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Why are you defending the Anonymous Coward?

      Based on earlier posts, DrGamez is part of the terrified subculture.

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    35. Re:Something has to take its place. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You forgot one thing: These days if the hijackers lives, you die. So the passengers have only 2 possibilities to choose from:

      1. Fight and possibly die fighting, or possibly live.
      2. Remain in your seat and certainly die.

      That's an easy choice for anyone.

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    36. Re:Something has to take its place. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      If I were given the power to unilaterally change the TSA, I'd do three things:

      1) TSA security checkpoints would go back to pre-911 levels. Check for guns, knives, etc. No more Rapiscans (I still can't believe they couldn't find a better name for that) or FeelYouUp pat-downs.

      2) Cockpit doors would be locked and secured prior to anyone getting on board and would stay that way for the duration of the flight. If anything happened, pilots would be instructed to land at the nearest airport. They would not be held liable in any way for passenger's injuries/deaths if they didn't open the doors for the hijackers. It might sound morbid, but better the entire plane's population be killed and the plane lands then the plane's population is temporarily spared and the hijackers ramp the plane into another building.

      3) Specially trained plainclothes officers would patrol airports looking for suspicious looking individuals in a manner similar to what the Israelis employ.

      I could virtually guarantee that these three steps would save money, make air travel less inconvenient, and would actually catch just as many would-be terrorists as the current TSA (if not more considering that the TSA's current count is zero).

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    37. Re:Something has to take its place. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Then strengthen and lock the cockpit door. Tell the pilots that they are *NOT* to open the door no matter what. Write laws removing all legal culpability if need be. Hijacker holds up a pregnant lady and threatens to slit her throat if he doesn't open the door? Radio the nearest airport for an emergency landing. Hijacker holds up a little baby? Stay on course and land. It would be hard for the pilots to do, of course. Their morals will be telling them to open the door to stop the bloodshed going on behind them. However, it is better that one plane of people die than the hijackers turn it into a missile (which would kill everyone on board plus people in the target).

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    38. Re:Something has to take its place. by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      All that said, though, the question remains: if the TSA were to vanish overnight, what would take its place? What SHOULD take its place? These are not easy questions to answer--if they were, we'd be on that path by now, but instead the Kabuki dance that is this "security theater" gets more bizarre by the day. The reality is that certain fundamental questions of how best to address and ensure basic passenger safety without infringing on essential personal liberties remain unanswered, let alone the question of how to do it efficiently (both in terms of financial cost and human resources).

      Why not let each airline (or alliance of airlines) decide what level of security screening to subject its own passengers to, conducted by itself or whichever party it hires to perform the job?

      The beauty of such a system is that every airline wants to keep flying safe for its employees and the public, and prevent loss of expensive aircraft due to hijacking or explosives.

      On the other hand, airlines don't want to anger passengers with wasteful security procedures that don't really help the main goal listed in the preceding paragraph.

      And people talk. If one airline's security got too heavy-handed, it would probably see some loss of customers, including the high-paying business customers who don't want to deal with too much shit. That would seem to prevent a lot of abuses we see from the TSA right now.

  23. Ass backwards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't really understand why it takes an actual rape by someone employed by the TSA to make the judgement that they as an entire agency are out of line.

    The guy didn't even rape the woman during company time, just with his uniform on. Why is that even relevant? Why don't we use what they are actually doing to people as the reason to take stabs at them, rather than what one sick guy did in his off time?

    1. Re:Ass backwards. by hedwards · · Score: 2

      It's relevant because a lot of us think that TSA employees are pedo creeps and other types of perverts and something like that just reinforces the notion that perhaps we shouldn't let non LEOs engage in those sorts of screenings.

  24. What cut? They're not being cut. by BMOC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Federal Agencies never die, they just get re-spun with more responsibility so they can then complain for more funding when their current responsibilities are abandoned.

    The examples given in this slashdot article are not cuts, they amount to normal civil-servant bashing and behavior. The only thing surprising is that the unionization of TSA workers isn't the most frightening thing imaginable.

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    1. Re:What cut? They're not being cut. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course not, that is not how bureaucracy works. For those who have never seen it, here is a story that explains how bureaucracy works:
      Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job at minimum wage for a budget of $25,000. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies. Departmental budget $150,000.Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people, one to do the studies and one to write the reports. Additional Department budget $200,000. Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created two positions, a time keeper and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Additional Departmental budget $300,000Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, an Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary with office space, travel allowance, and yearly training seminars. Additional Departmental budget $750,000.Then Congress said, "We have had this entire department in operation for one year, and we are $1,400,000 over budget. We must cut back." So they laid off the night watchman.

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    2. Re:What cut? They're not being cut. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so perfect! I've never seen it more clearly explained. Thank-you.

    3. Re:What cut? They're not being cut. by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Oh I like that. I'm going to shamelessly plagiarize it.

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  25. Long overdue by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The bastards burglarized my luggage the first time I flew after the agency went live.
    Fedex has gotten a lot of business ever since.

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    1. Re:Long overdue by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Can you be sure it's the TSA though? The baggage handlers on the arrival side are the ones that usually burgle the bags. Although the existence of the TSA gives them better deniability.

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  26. Send them all back to Wal-Mart where they belong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not one of them should remain.

  27. Government too powerful anymore? by Ramley · · Score: 2

    The TSA was a generally "good" idea... To provide safety for transportation, I thought, but it turns out that it is a typical example of what happens when the government takes control of something it shouldn't.

    I truly thought this administration would do exactly the opposite of what it has been doing the last 3 years, and I regret to say that it's as bad, or arguably worse, than the proceeding administration. Make no mistake, the administration is acutely aware of the details of what is happening — It has been behind the scanners, pat downs, and other infringements of its own citizens. A grand marketing campaign, with little substance.

    I am not taking sides, but pointing out the obvious, I guess.

    1. Re:Government too powerful anymore? by tombeard · · Score: 1

      It might have been a "noble ambition" but it was never a good idea.

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    2. Re:Government too powerful anymore? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      " I thought, but it turns out that it is a typical example of what happens when the government takes control of something it shouldn't."

      as opposed to a private company that would cost more and we would never be allowed to know about any abuses?

      Please.
      The vast majority of government run agency and projects are efficient . Sadly, they don't get noticed. No story in an efficient running process.

      Homeland Sec. is the problem.

      I used to have your view of the government. Then I got a contract writing software to evaluate corporate efficiencyt . After which we used it for some government contracts.
      That changed my mind.

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  28. How about just living with the fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that zooming about in a metal box miles above the ground is an inherently unsafe thing to do?

    It is never going to be 100% safe... never ever ever.

    1. Re:How about just living with the fact... by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      We all accept that fact.

      But the rest of us are in no hurry to die.

    2. Re:How about just living with the fact... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...that zooming about in a metal box miles above the ground is an inherently unsafe thing to do?

      And yet, it is still by far the safest form of vehicle travel.

      Moreover, you have to keep in mind the dangers of these security measures. For example, while the risk of death due to the virtual strip search machines may statistically be very low, it is ironically almost equal to the risk of death due to terrorist action bringing down the flight. And of course, as about a million people with two brain cells to rub together have figured out by now, if you have big queues waiting to go through security, you're actually creating a bigger target for anyone who does brings explosives to the airport than a plane itself, and obviously you're doing it before the security checks.

      It is never going to be 100% safe... never ever ever.

      That is true. It is, however, something like 99.99999% safe, depending on how many miles you count for an average journey (based on NTSB stats for average deaths per passenger-mile). How about we just live with the facts that flying isn't really dangerous compared to many other things we do all the time and that the terrorist threat is tiny compared to many other things that cause actual harm all the time, and we start spending our time and money fixing real problems instead?

      I've noticed recently that some people like to quote US budget figures for the wars/homeland security to show how costly these things really are and put them in perspective. I'm waiting for the infographic that compares those figures with what it costs to save a life through better road safety, natural disaster management, medical research, public education, etc. You'd think one good cover on, say, Time magazine would make the point enough to get serious public debate going, but no-one in the media seems to be biting, for reasons I never quite understand.

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    3. Re:How about just living with the fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh no, airplanes are not the safest transport methods. They're even deadlier than cars.
      Airplanes are safest in terms of [Distance Traveled/Crashes] but distance is hardly a factor in crash. Take-off and landing are the most dangerous moments of the flight, where the risk of an accident is greatest. So in terms of [Number of Flights/Crashes] airplanes are pretty dangerous.

    4. Re:How about just living with the fact... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Erm... No. Statistically, planes have roughly the same incidence of death/mile travelled as cars according to various national safety groups in first world countries that I looked up before my previous post. However, since planes typically carry say 100x as many passengers, that makes them about 100x safer per passenger-mile.

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    5. Re:How about just living with the fact... by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the garbage can full of explosives they make you stand next to, before you go through the xray machine.

    6. Re:How about just living with the fact... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, they got wise to that one here in the UK a long time ago, because we had train station bombings and such to deal with long before all the post-9/11 security measures. You won't find a lot of bins in crowded public places around London, and chances are that any solid ones you do find have been specifically designed to direct the force of any explosion upwards rather than outwards, while the rest are little more than a transparent plastic bags.

      Of course, we shouldn't let these rare examples of actually useful security measures based on actual experience of real threats dampen our praise of the obviously much more effective security theatre we all suffer at airports these days for our own "protection". ;-)

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  29. Congress calling some one ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    incompetent and ineffective, isnt that an oxymoron?

    1. Re:Congress calling some one ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it isn't. The word you want is "hypocrisy".

  30. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We *do not* trade our rights for the illusion of safety.

    Homer Simpson: "I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are."

  31. FBI changing definition? by Culture20 · · Score: 2

    The FBI is getting involved by changing its definition of rape in a way that might expose the TSA's 'enhanced pat-down' screeners to prosecution.

    Stop the presses. When did enforcement agencies get to write laws? Are they just changing the in-house definition? So it'll be like "FBI internal policy says I have to arrest you, but you'll get off scott free because the law says something different"? This is not a good thing. It sets a precedent that things like "standing in a public area" could be made "illegal" per internal FBI mandate, allowing them to arrest you for literally anything over and over again, while never facing a jury. I'm all for ending the TSA feel-ups, but this is *not* the way to do it.

    1. Re:FBI changing definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, seeing as the Federal Bureau of Investigation tends to investigate when there is bad shit going down in government agencies, I would say that their definition of what the TSA is doing is very important.

  32. rent-a-cops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'd go back to hiring private security guards like before.

    No improvement, but at least they wouldn't have the power of government, and it would be possible to re-bid the contracts every few years to clean out the cobwebs.

  33. Go all the way back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
  34. not death by fermion · · Score: 1
    This is not death, which would increase unemployment and lose the only jobs program acceptable to you average conservative nut. Rather is will make it ineffective while keeping high paying jobs for useless bureaucrats.

    How is it ineffective? If we do not screen everyone equally, then screening is useless. If we say that a baby here, or an old women there, or a military family is not to be screened based only on the fact that they are these people, we might as well blow up the planes ourselves. If I know babies are not searched, or old women, then that is where the explosives will be placed. And one cannot forget that an active military person has been known to be a terrorist, not to mention that such document can be forged. Security is zero.

    If we are to have real security we have to train the TSA agents as police, not make them less authorize. They have to be able to profile based on actions, not race, age, or gender. As it is we are having the worst and most wasteful parts of the plan saved while reducing the practically nonexistent benefits to all but non existant.

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    1. Re:not death by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      Having to screen everybody equally somehow means what we have now is automatically effective? What logic you have. If an agent thought a magic rock worked in detecting terrorists by simply waving it in front of passengers, and everybody was subjected to it, it would be equal, but not efficient.

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    2. Re:not death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not at all. Publicizing that we are not screening people who meet certain physical criteria, or that people who meet other criteria are not going to be screened, merely gives the potential hostile an attack vector. For instance a single person traveling without luggage is more likely to be screened. If I know this I will likely make an effort to get a traveling companion and get carryon luggage.

      The solution is therefore selective screening based on behavior and physiological characteristics. Only people who exhibit stress factors will be screened. This would hopefully result in a higher chance of catching novel attacks, many of which might involve no direct contact or possession of explosive, which is the only thing that current methods protect us against.

  35. Why do I get the feeling.. by dthx1138 · · Score: 1

    ...that if the TSA were replaced by private security contractors, as all these Republicans would love to see, that not a one of them would have a problem with "police-style uniforms" that "insult real cops" or any other complaints people have?

    Did you ever notice how the vast majority of these people never said a negative word about the TSA in their life until Obama became president? They don't care about issues of personal liberty. They care about getting people mad at any cost so they'll vote the Democrat out of office.

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    1. Re:Why do I get the feeling.. by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty certain the TSA was never liked, regardless of President.

    2. Re:Why do I get the feeling.. by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Oh hell no. You're not going to turn this onto some kind of anti-obama thing.

      After the attacks, there were a lot of people that wanted us to "Do something". They trusted the Government to do it right.

      Well, they're not. And it's taken that long to spread out through the populace. AND we're facing a severe budget crunch.

      Here's an idea, when you start seeing a groundswell of people who are against something that you're against, go with it. Unless you're for the TSA? That's the only reason I can think of that you're complaining now.

      I want the screening in airports gone. Air test for explosives at the most.

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    3. Re:Why do I get the feeling.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even know the names of the "vast majority of these people?" Let alone have a record of what they said about the TSA before 2008?

  36. Incompetent and ineffective? by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    You people have no appreciation for the number of small children, pregnant mothers, and elderly veterans the TSA has saved this country from.

  37. I don't get this... by Leebert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A bill to force the TSA to reduce its screening of active duty U.S. military members and their families was approved unanimously by the House of Representatives.

    This is silly. Either you do screening, or you don't. Complete ineptness of the TSA aside for argument's sake, if you take the concept of operations for the TSA at its face they're not just looking for active and willing attackers, they're also looking for unwitting attackers. (That's why you screen Grandma in her wheelchair -- How does Grandma know nobody slipped an explosive onto her person or possessions somehow without her realizing it?)

    If you're allowing military through, why not the 800,000 people with TS clearances? Or police? Or...? And how do you know that the person is a member of the military? And even if they are, it's not a foregone conclusion that they're automatically safe. (Nidal Malik Hasan? Hasan Akba?)

    Screen everyone or screen no one. You're hard-pressed to make a rational risk argument if you're not doing that.

  38. Nidal Malik Hasan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fast track for active duty military?

    Because they can't be terrorists?

    What about Nidal Malik Hasan?

    1. Re:Nidal Malik Hasan. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      All terrorists have to do is sign up, make it through basic training and they get a free pass through airport security.

      Sounds like an infallible plan to me.

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  39. Re: Google skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many guns did the airport screeners catch in 2000? For whatever reason, references for comparison are not so easily found, but if you are advocating that this is an improvement, I want to see the evidence.

    According to these statistics, crime rates are actually lower than a decade ago and have not been below this level since 1973. That's before the end of the Vietnam War.

    I really doubt that Google will enable you to make a realistic comparisons because the TSA, as a unified reporting agency, did not exist in 2000. Screening equipment was in place, though, and it was protecting flights regardless. According to this article there was only one US-related hijacking from 1987-2000

  40. Real cops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they're not tasering and pepper spraying enough helpless people? Havent shot any in the back lately either.. How dare they be called officers!

    Blah blah blah.. good cops ect ect ect.. mod down.
    There are no good cops. Or they'd be doing their FUCKING JOBS and removing the bad cops. Of which there seem to be plenty lately. Cops are nothing more than the largest gang in the country. Same tactics. Same types of people. But they have uniforms. And can get away with anything.

  41. This kind of thing should never have been an issue by boxxertrumps · · Score: 1

    This kind of thing should never have been an issue in the first place.

    Your government has successfully given "terrorists" a great victory, in dividing your country against itself.

    Looking at the old definition of rape, it is quite outdated. It's a shame the change didn't come about on it's own or earlier.

  42. Stop Complaining About The TSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it weren't for the TSA, all the terrorists that they've apprehended in airport security lines over the past ten years would have gone on to commit who knows how many atrocious bombings, killing untold numbe wait.. what? Zero? Are you fucking kidding me?!

    1. Re:Stop Complaining About The TSA! by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we should stop complaining about the TSA, the ineptitude, rudeness ,inefficiency, invasiveness that exists all because of a claim you make that doesn't exist logically, in actuality. Right.

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  43. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll take a pat on the bottom or pinch on the tip if it means that some drunk can't get in a car after a couple glasses of wine.

  44. Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never let it be said the TSA didn't try to over step its authority and become the New Gestapo!

  45. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

    *sigh* Yeah, like the country, its a work in progress.

  46. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a better alternative. There aren't that many commonalities left in America these days except for a common language (and not even that in many places), so instead of trying to "focus on commonalities", let's agree to go our separate ways and split the country up into some smaller, more manageably-sized units. This country is too large, and history has shown that large nations and empires never last that long, and end up breaking apart or collapsing due to infighting and corruption. Infighting and corruption are about all that's going on in our government these days, so it'd be better to amicably break up now before things get really bad and some people riding elephants invade.

  47. You can tell by MitchDev · · Score: 2

    that there's an election coming up is Congress is acting on the public's hatred of the TSA...

  48. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by X0563511 · · Score: 2

    Good luck with that. The moment you propose such a thing the "true red-blooded patriots" come running.

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  49. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Roman Empire lasted in some form until the fall of Constantinople. Also, "managably sized units" is not a good reason to split a nation--delegation and limited local governance is possible, and in fact is embodied in our systems of state and local government. Caesar noted that Management of the few was generally the same as management of the many, IIRC. You can have a million people in a city, they have some interests that will be different than those in the countryside, and you need a way to reconcile those interests into a common social contract when it is appropriate--failure to do that raises transaction costs and take value away from pretty much everyone.

    In addition, small government *does not* protect against corruption. State governments are far more corrupt than the federal government.

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  50. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandpa Simpson: "I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."

  51. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, "managably sized units" is not a good reason to split a nation--delegation and limited local governance is possible, and in fact is embodied in our systems of state and local government.

    What we have here is a conflict between theory and practice. In theory, it shouldn't matter how large the government is, because you can break it up into smaller regional units that govern themselves to a large extent, and let the top level government only handle affairs that concern the entire nation as a whole. In practice, it doesn't work. The national government draws more and more power to itself over time, increasing its size and duties, until every single issue has to be decided on the national level instead of allowing different regions to do things differently. Then lots of infighting results because people from different regions with different local cultures can never agree on all the issues and constantly fight over them at every election, continuously changing the law back in forth as different groups gain a slight majority and have the ability to alter the law, and do this instead of focusing on new issues. Meanwhile, as "power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely", the greater concentration of power in the larger nation and its national government draws more corruption (since obviously, that corruption has higher potential profit; what good is it going to do for you to bribe some government official in Andorra, for instance?), and corruption increases exponentially.

    In addition, small government *does not* protect against corruption. State governments are far more corrupt than the federal government.

    Right, that's why corporate lobbyists spend so much time and money there trying to pass laws and get defense contracts. Try again. Smaller governments have less potential for corruption to be profitable for those who engage in it. As I said before, what good would it do you to bribe someone in Andorra's government? If you're some corporate lobbyist, not much, because there's not many people there and not much money flowing through it, compared to the USA.

    The Roman Empire lasted in some form until the fall of Constantinople.

    It's hard to say the Roman Empire "lasted" after the city of Rome was sacked. Yes, another smaller empire lasted for some time after the fall of Rome, but it wasn't the Roman Empire, it was an offshoot of it in a different region. That would be similar to the USA collapsing, and Alaska continuing to call itself "the USA" even though the rest of the nation either became smaller independent nations or were annexed by Mexico or Canada. Just like USA/Alaska, Constantinople wasn't even originally part of the Roman Empire, it was conquered later when they grew really large. AFAIC, you can't have something called "the Roman Empire" if it doesn't include the Italian peninsula and most especially the city of Rome. It reminds me of that little rebel Catholic Church organization that calls itself "the real Roman Catholic Church" even though no one else thinks they are.

  52. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by tombeard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I agree with this in principle I can't support it. With 50 states we now have far too many voices for any to be heard above the roar, this country worked much better when there were 13 states and even then it took years to amend the constitution. With the 50 we now have it is impossible, so government has abandoned the amendment process and instituted bureaucratic decree. The existing states should band together in regional clusters and those clusters should be governed by the national government. I can't support that happening though because I would end up living in Jesusland.

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  53. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    The "true red-blooded patriots" can think whatever they want, but all their willpower isn't going to overcome basic economics. If the economy collapses, no amount of patriotism or talk of "united we stand!" is going to make it better. Heck, we even have "red-blooded patriots" in many states doing things that are pretty close to outright rebellion against the nation and federal government: many states have passed laws forbidding themselves to follow the Real ID Act, Montana passed a law saying they can make machine guns if they want, stamped "Made in Montana", as long as they aren't sold out-of-state, plainly in direct opposition to BATFE policy, Arizona and the federal government are suing each other over immigration enforcement, etc. It seems like the "red-blooded" ones are the ones itching the most to cause division (not that I disagree with causing division; obviously with these and many other issues, Americans in many regions simply can't agree on anything, so I think it's better to simply break apart so that they don't have to agree).

  54. Re:Devil's Advocate Apparently... by azcodemonkey · · Score: 2

    "Anonymous Coward" was never more appropriate. Land of the brave, indeed.

  55. Re:stop crying by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, either this is meant to be tongue in cheek, or you're so firmly planted up the TSA's ass that you can't make any original arguments, other than the debunked tripe that has been pasted here over and over.

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  56. As NWA once said... by mrquagmire · · Score: 1

    "Fuck the TSA."

    ...or something like that.

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  57. TSA Disgraces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.
    Hubert H. Humphrey

    TSA fails this test on every count.

    This is a corrupt agency that has had sixty two of its screeners arrested this year, including ten for child sex crimes, four for smuggling drugs and one for murder.
    An agency that is strip searching old ladies and denying that they did anything wrong.
    An agency that has groped thousands of passengers, often abusively, simply because they can.
    An agency that considers groping and traumatizing a 6 year old child appropriate procedure.
    An agency that has harassed and abused Downs Syndrome passengers whene they are unable to follow their orders.
    An agency that exposes passengers to scanners that they admit will cause 100 cancer deaths per year.
    An agency that continues to use x-ray scanners banned by the EU because they are dangerous.
    An agency that lied about the graphic nature of the images being taken of adults and children and only admitted they were nude photographs after they added privacy to software to some of the scanners.
    that dresses their screeners in faux police uniforms to intimidate and mislead the public into believing that hey are law enforcement when in reality they are little more than mall cops.
    An agency that fails over 70% of the GAO security trials.
    An agency that allows 60% of cargo on passenger aircraft to go unchecked.
    An agency that is flagrantly trampling the Constitution on a daily basis and trying to pass itself off as “protecting or freedom”.
    An agency where 91% of its workforce has a High School education or less.

    TSA and the sick people it employs are a national disgrace and the present abysmal state of airport security demands change. This agency too flawed to be reformed and must be replaced with something sensible that actually works.

    1. Re:TSA Disgraces by pankajmay · · Score: 1

      And so have republicans in this country. What's your point?

  58. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by atriusofbricia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "true red-blooded patriots" can think whatever they want, but all their willpower isn't going to overcome basic economics. If the economy collapses, no amount of patriotism or talk of "united we stand!" is going to make it better. Heck, we even have "red-blooded patriots" in many states doing things that are pretty close to outright rebellion against the nation and federal government: many states have passed laws forbidding themselves to follow the Real ID Act, Montana passed a law saying they can make machine guns if they want, stamped "Made in Montana", as long as they aren't sold out-of-state, plainly in direct opposition to BATFE policy, Arizona and the federal government are suing each other over immigration enforcement, etc. It seems like the "red-blooded" ones are the ones itching the most to cause division (not that I disagree with causing division; obviously with these and many other issues, Americans in many regions simply can't agree on anything, so I think it's better to simply break apart so that they don't have to agree).

    Or we could return to the Federal model the US is actually based on instead of this rule from Washington thing we're doing now. Return the States to their rightful place and make the national government small as it should be. Then people can move to the State that best reflects their view of the world. That is how things were supposed to be in the first place, no? :)

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  59. Re:stop crying by tombeard · · Score: 1

    You have radiation emission records to back that up? They don't.

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  60. TSA enhanced pat-downs may kill people by codeAlDente · · Score: 3, Informative

    Flying is statistically safer than driving. People like me are choosing to drive long distances because they do not want their children subjected to enhanced pat-downs (or is it pats-down?). Statistically, more people driving longer distances should cause more injuries and death due to traffic accidents. Any slashdotters have an estimate of the expected increase in fatalities, or perhaps an effect that might counter this increase? Either way, I wish they'd just respect the 4th amendment.

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    1. Re:TSA enhanced pat-downs may kill people by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Safer than driving per mile that is, a misleading statistic touted by the airline industry (unless you assume that driving is always an option). In % fatalities per person transported it's only slightly safer than riding a sportbike:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviation_accidents_and_incidents#Safety

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    2. Re:TSA enhanced pat-downs may kill people by codeAlDente · · Score: 1

      Well you won't find me on a sportbike, but I suggest that deaths per passenger mile is a relevant statistic here. From the Air_safety Wikipedia page, it's 3e10 for air and 1.7e8 for driving. Assuming a trip of 1000 miles gives a driving fatality rate of 1.7e5 per passenger trip. My family of 4 is going ~3000 miles round trip, so that's 1.4e4 fatalities per crazy nerd family trip. Put another way, for every other 14000 families that make the same decision as mine did, one person will die. And that's not even counting injuries, which are more likely in a car than deaths. Crap. I should have done this calculation after the trip.

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  61. HUH, HSO was supposed to keep track of this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks more like departmental in fighting. Thought Home Land Security was going to take care of all this when it was formed.

  62. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's hard to say blah blah blah Rome fell blah vlah

    And the Chinese? And Russia? You deal in too many extremes and are incapable of thinking outside your established viewpoint. This will be your downfall.

  63. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, the Fallout model, I like it already.

  64. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    State governments are far more corrupt than the federal government.

    The difference is that you can run for state office without a multi-million-dollar budget, so when corruption happens, it's much easier to get a wide selection of qualified and competent candidates to replace them.

    Also, many states have a referendum process to make grassroots changes to their government. As a result of this, election laws are easily changed to fix the two-party problems that occur at the federal level. There's no good way to fix it at the federal level because the people who would have to vote to change it are the ones who benefit most from it. That alone is reason to suspect that having a much, much smaller and weaker federal government would be a significant win.

    I'm not saying it's a panacea, and I'm not convinced that dismantling the entitlement portions of the federal government would be beneficial—it would probably be more expensive if each state were redundantly doing the same job—but dismantling the legislative part of the federal government would probably get us a lot closer to being in control of our own destiny as a nation once again.... Either that or we could try to convince all the state governments to call for a constitutional convention to fix things. Could happen, but not too likely.

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  65. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    The existing states should band together in regional clusters and those clusters should be governed by the national government.

    Actually, I've thought this might be a good idea before too, though I'm not sure it wouldn't have the same problem we already have now (where the national government tries to entangle itself into everything and pass one-size-fits-all laws for everything rather than leaving the regional clusters more autonomous as you're obviously proposing).

    If you don't like living in "Jesusland", then move out. That's one of the nice things about living in a place like the USA: if you don't like the people you're around, you're free to pack up and move to another state where you can get along better with people. I used to live in the South, and I didn't like it that much either. It's not like other parts of the world where movement is highly restricted, or it's hard to move from place to place because of borders. Though I think this has changed a lot in Europe in recent decades with the EU.

    Anyway, currently I think it'd probably be better if the country simply split up into the regional clusters you talk about, but without any national government. They could, however, join an extremely limited confederation with free trade, though the shared currency thing is highly questionable given all the problems it's causing the EU lately.

    As for the other poster's Fallout link, that's pretty close to what I envision, but with a few differences, namely that existing state borders would be changed or eliminated as most of them are artificial and have little to do with the people or geography:
    1) It seems to me that most of the South (southeast) would be in one country, except for south Florida and maybe Virginia.
    2) I think southern Arizona and southern California and part of New Mexico should probably be in one country.
    3) Utah would be its own country, along with part of southern Idaho and perhaps small parts of the surrounding states.
    4) Southern Illinois and southern Indiana would be part of that "East Central" country in the link, joined with Ohio and Kentucky.

  66. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

    That is how things were supposed to be in the first place, no? :)

    Yes, and we see how that worked out.

    Returning to that would require either a revolution or a constitutional convention by all the states, and I don't see how we wouldn't get right back to where we are now very quickly given the size of the country and the needs of a modern nation; it's not like we can go back to 1800 and have a government with no Federal agencies to handle things like aviation, communications, etc.

  67. TSA is Better than Prior Efforts, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer the TSA over the illegal alien, cheap-ass, high-school-dropout, previous airport security workers.

    * I like that the TSA uses citizens and legal workers.
    * I disagree that the TSA is still needed.
    If the same standards for hiring and training are maintained, private companies could do this and would be responsive to market pressures, unless any government "security" agency.

    No special treatment for anyone regardless of position.

    The workers are trying to do a difficult job as required by upper management TSA policy makers. If you look at the average person flying, don't think there's much enjoyment dealing with all us fat, sensitive, pricks.

    Part of the flaw with everything the TSA does is some people get special treatment. That is unacceptable in the USA. We have a strong sense of fair play, so if 80% of the people are inconvenienced, 100% need to be. Senators, visiting Presidents, Congress, police, pilots, ambassadors AND military people all need the same scans. Heck, I want to see the head of the TSA get both patted down AND body-scanned **every time**. It would be great if his pocket knife were taken away too. I've had 4 knives taken. We're talking 1.5" blades and toe clippers.

    In the old days, the added screening process was random. On an overseas trip, I was "randomly" picked for extra screening twice on the way home right next to the gate. Having my dirty underwear (literally) on the table for all passengers to see. That was in Chicago or Portland (if I recall). At the time, I had an active DOD security clearance.

    I miss being able to not-check luggage for overnight flights.
    I also find it strange that cruise ship security is pretty lax in comparison with airline security. I had a huge bottle of water while in line for 2.5 hours getting onto a ship about 5 months ago. I was drinking from it the entire time and put it through the x-ray. Meh. Nobody was patted down or body-scanned. NOBODY.

    Seems like the Israeli's have this security stuff down the best. They use profiling to uncover terrorist / trouble makers. 99% of the fliers there aren't too inconvenienced, assuming they get approval to fly at all. That's a different issue.

    No special treatment for anyone regardless of position.

  68. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    China is rather different since it's an autocracy/plutocracy. It's not a Republic or anything resembling a democracy at all. Are you proposing that we should change our government to that?

    We already saw what happened with the Soviet Union: it collapsed and lots of regions broke away from it. What's left is Russia, a country that claims to be a federal republic, but really looks more like China's autocracy in practice. It's also not that large a country, with only 143 million people, not even half the size of the USA and less than twice the size of Germany. Russia is actually pretty similar to Canada: lots of land area, but much of it sparsely inhabited or even uninhabited, and most of the population concentrated in a fairly small zone (in Canada, most of the population is with 100 miles of the US border; in Russia, most of the population is west of the Ural mountains). Finally, Russia only has a track record in governance of about 20 years so it's hard to draw many conclusions from it. China at least has been around since 1949.

  69. No, something has to do the job by dbIII · · Score: 1

    These are not easy questions to answer

    They are very easy questions to answer if you look overseas where there are many good examples of airport security.
    That secondary role of being a vector to get money in the right pockets and provide welfare for a lot of people that should be doing something of value instead? That's a hard thing to duplicate but I'd argue that there shouldn't even be attempted. Solve the problem instead of keeping the backhanders to former employees with a silicon snakeoil bodyscanner going. The only reason the current disfunctional TSA is there is because the old Russian solution of throwing a lot of untrained people at a problem was seen as being the expedient way of getting something going in a short amount of time. Well, there's been plenty of time, so there's no longer any excuse for the massive, unaccountable, obviously corrupt, Soviet style group that is the TSA.

  70. Spend less on the TSA and more on intellegence by jonwil · · Score: 1

    They should spend less on the TSA (expensive screening machines, special searches, no-fly lists etc) and more on actually getting people on the ground doing the kind of intelligence that lead to the discovery of the printer cartridge bomb before it was detonated, the kind of intelligence that can catch the bad guys no matter what plot they have planned.

    Ditch the security theater and invest the money in actual security.

  71. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh bullshit! you ain't sticking the hogs with them damned longhorns, what are you nuts? Hell we don't want them shitkickers either, you give them to Mexico! We'll take TN and MS along with OK and LA thanks ever so!

    As for the TSA what is killing their asses is the YouTube. Being giant douchebags really isn't easy when everyone and their dog and their dog's squeaky toy have a camera in their phone, and its kinda hard for a congress critter to stand up for the TSA when all of their constituents have been passing around links to the latest TSA goon attack, like the screaming 3 year old or the 96 year old they went after for having a soggy nappy.

    That is why i've been plastering links and writing my congress critters having a royal shitfit over the blacklisting of websites. We finally have a way to watch the watchers thanks to 24 hour cell phone cameras so its less likely that a goon, be they police or TSA or anyone else for that matter can pull shit without everyone seeing it. if they can just pull the plug on any website it would be too easy to make those 'bad old videos" go away. does anybody here believe the MSM would have done squat about the TSA? nope YouTube and a thousand other video sites to the rescue!

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  72. Don't worry, they stopped some people by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know the security theatre I'm hearing about in the US airports has kept me away for the last decade. On two occasions I found ways to get around going there for work trips and at another point decided the USA may not be such a fun place for a holiday at the time. The TSA would find me boring but I'm sure they would still find some ways to make my visit unpleasant.
    That's just my opinion but I've got an idea that others share it.

    1. Re:Don't worry, they stopped some people by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      The security theatre isn't limited to US airports. While it may be more lax around the globe, this same stupid security theatre is everywhere.

      In Peru I had a tag heur timing system as a carry on. They were worried about the plastic tripod (the legs were kind of pointed) US security didn't question it

      In Ukraine I was able to bring a large skateboard on board, while another girl had to lose her 2 inch swiss army knife

      A few years ago in London, you used to go through the XRay machine. Get your bags, walk across the room, take your shoes off, and send the shoes through another xray machine (no I couldn't have removed the item in my shoe, and stick it in my already xrayed bag)

      In Paris I had to throw away the sealed bottle of water I was given on the plane from the US

      So apparently what you are saying is you don't fly anywhere?

  73. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by crabboy.com · · Score: 1

    Concur. I originally was going to post the word "this" in all caps with a bunch of exclamation marks. The filter told me that was like yelling. Well, yeah...

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  74. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Larryish · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of that little rebel Catholic Church organization that calls itself "the real Roman Catholic Church" even though no one else thinks they are.

    Hey, leave the Jesuits alone.

  75. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Larryish · · Score: 1

    Preach on, my hairy footed brotha!

    Letter writing works well with Congress critters.

    You can send letters from manufactured names and various local post offices for added effect.

  76. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by artor3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is with interstate commerce. I know libertarians love to blast that part of the Constitution, but it does serve an important purpose. For example, maybe Mississippi decides they want absolutely no environmental protections. Corporations will move their factories there, and start dumping their toxic wastes into the river. Only now the people in New Orleans have to suffer for their neighbors choices. If the states were each independent countries, that sort of thing would lead to serious border conflicts, sanctions, and maybe even war. Instead we have the federal government to unite us and pass nationwide standards. We're already in a race to the bottom with third world nations. The last thing we need is to start a race to the bottom between ourselves.

    Or how about immigration? What if Tennessee decides that they want to let in all comers? Do we build a wall around the state, station guards at every border crossing?

    Or the FCC? As nice as it might be to have different radio standards in Philly, Newark, NYC, and Stamford, the laws of physics don't allow it.

    Entitlements might be better left to the state, but it would be a bureaucratic nightmare tracking people's moves across the nation (so that someone doesn't spend most of their life in a low tax state and retire in a high entitlement state).

    There are some cases where we would be better off giving the states more control, but in many ways the old federal model simply can't work in the modern world.

  77. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by scipero · · Score: 1

    It's hard to say the Roman Empire "lasted" after the city of Rome was sacked.

    Not at all. You may define Rome by the city itself, but "Rome" itself did not once Constantine had moved the capital and senate to Constantinople.

    Constantinople wasn't even originally part of the Roman Empire, it was conquered later when they grew really large.

    Hoo boy, is that ever off. Constantinople didn't exist before Constantine created it, and he did so with the explicit intent of moving the capital of Rome there, to the real hub of the 4th century empire.

    AFAIC, you can't have something called "the Roman Empire" if it doesn't include the Italian peninsula and most especially the city of Rome.

    AFAIC? OK, then you're being blatantly arbitrary. Did you intend this misconceived analogy to strengthen your argument? It does the reverse. Federalism has its merits, but I suspect from the above that your understanding of the real issues is rather thin.

  78. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 4, Informative

    China has frequently fractured into a patchwork of local states run by strongmen. This happened as recently as the 1920s during the Warlord Era, but has been happening every few centuries since the decline of the Zhou Dynasty. Besides this, China has been home to many minorities which have occasionally been independent. Tibet and Turkmenistan are the most obvious modern examples.

    Russia effectively didn't exist until the collapse of the Mongol Empire(s), and could even be argued as a primary effect of the power vacuum created by that collapse after the previous consolidation. The Rus simply reconsolidated in an imperial conquest, and those holdings were reconsolidated a second (or third, depending on your perspective) time when the communists took over. However the identities of the locals were largely unaffected even over the centuries of Russian and earlier Mongol rule, which is what lead to the many breakaways after the USSR's collapse.

    The take away to these lessons from history is that the 'empire' only lasts so long as the people at the core of it have the will and the power to rebuild it over and over. That is the case with China and Russia (to a far lesser extent). It *almost* happened with Rome, people are largely unaware that the Byzantine Empire was on the verge of a massive campaign to retake the West that was only scuttled by the cruel twist of the arrival of the plague from Asia. Hard to say how different history might have been if such an effort were successful.

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  79. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

    The problem is with interstate commerce. I know libertarians love to blast that part of the Constitution, but it does serve an important purpose. For example, maybe Mississippi decides they want absolutely no environmental protections. Corporations will move their factories there, and start dumping their toxic wastes into the river. Only now the people in New Orleans have to suffer for their neighbors choices. If the states were each independent countries, that sort of thing would lead to serious border conflicts, sanctions, and maybe even war. Instead we have the federal government to unite us and pass nationwide standards. We're already in a race to the bottom with third world nations. The last thing we need is to start a race to the bottom between ourselves.

    Or how about immigration? What if Tennessee decides that they want to let in all comers? Do we build a wall around the state, station guards at every border crossing?

    Or the FCC? As nice as it might be to have different radio standards in Philly, Newark, NYC, and Stamford, the laws of physics don't allow it.

    Entitlements might be better left to the state, but it would be a bureaucratic nightmare tracking people's moves across the nation (so that someone doesn't spend most of their life in a low tax state and retire in a high entitlement state).

    There are some cases where we would be better off giving the states more control, but in many ways the old federal model simply can't work in the modern world.

    There are some things that are probably handled on a national level for the sake of uniformity and to be able to efficiently conduct business. However, with the current system and the one you advocate continuing we end up with a largely unresponsive and exceptionally powerful central government running every last facet of life with one size fits all solutions to everything.

    Once you start down the path of the Feds regulating everything under the guise of "Interstate Commerce" then you've handed the Federal government a blank check to do whatever the hell they want. After all, what doesn't touch on "commerce" on some level?

    Would there be risks to returning to the previous model? Probably. Are those risks worth peeling back the power of government to something that is manageable and controllable? Absolutely. It isn't as if the solution to every problem is "central government".

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  80. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

    That is how things were supposed to be in the first place, no? :)

    Yes, and we see how that worked out.

    Returning to that would require either a revolution or a constitutional convention by all the states, and I don't see how we wouldn't get right back to where we are now very quickly given the size of the country and the needs of a modern nation; it's not like we can go back to 1800 and have a government with no Federal agencies to handle things like aviation, communications, etc.

    Sitting aside the question of how we would get back there for a moment, why is the only solution to those things and others a virtually all powerful and practically unaccountable Federal government?

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  81. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    7th amendment, you sue the people in the other State in Federal court. There is no need for more regulation that that.

    Entitlements, offer a cash-out and buy-in option.

  82. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice generalization. Now please enunciate exactly which policy belong to the states, and which belong to the federal government. That is the crux of the problem, and the Constitution fails to define the boundary exactly (even though it acknowledges in the 9th and 10th amendments that a boundary has to exist).

  83. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caesar noted that Management of the few was generally the same as management of the many, IIRC.

    *Which* Caesar? The one that got knifed in the back, or...?

  84. Just Say No by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    If you can drive, or ride a train or bus, do it. The airlines going belly-up will end the TSA nonsense pretty quick.

  85. Absolutely Tax-Free Alternative by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    Stop trying to keep people from having a knife or gun on airplanes, and specifically permit and encourage it. The loyal citizens on the plane will put down any terrorist attempts, and it won't cost the taxpayers a dime. OK, it might still be a good idea to inspect packages for bombs, but this wanading and metal detector nonsense, and long lines and shoe-removing and person-violating would cease.

  86. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

    What?

  87. Purpose of the TSA and DHS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The purpose of the TSA as well as DHS is to please the President of the United States of America.

    The TSA and DHS exist to be extensions of the President's Executive Orders, his power, his will.

    To perpetuate the psychology of terror, the TSA and DHS exist to perpetuate terror, engage in acts
    of terror by orders of the President.

    Their orders come directly from their Commander and Chief. In this there is no ambiguity. There is
    certainty. Every citizen of the United States of America and Territories is the property of the President.
    The President, as owner, can exert his will in any way on his property. The purpose of the USA
    Department of Justice is to exclusively approve the action and will of the President regards his
    property. In this there is no ambiguity.

  88. Time for a history lesson by Paul1969 · · Score: 1

    Greece was conquered by the Roman Republic, about a century before the first Roman Emperor.
    Far from being an "offshoot," Constantinople was designated the *official* capital of the Roman Empire by Constantine, the same emperor who made the Empire officially Christian. At that point, Greece had been ruled by Rome for more than four hundred years.
    For a period of time after Constantine, Rome itself was deprecated, so to speak. It only returned to imperial capital status when the Empire was formally divided into Eastern and Western halves some 60 years later.

  89. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Hoo boy, is that ever off. Constantinople didn't exist before Constantine created it,

    The city may not have existed before he created it, but the territory it was located in wasn't part of the Roman Empire until later. It's not like the Roman Empire just sprang into existence all at once with control of most of Europe. Anchorage probably didn't exist either when the US bought Alaska from Russia, but if Obama decided to move the Capitol there and then the continental US broke apart into a bunch of smaller countries and Alaska decided to hang onto the name "USA" (even though it's only one state and calling it "United States" would be rather silly), that still doesn't really make it the same USA as the one we're in now.

  90. Orwellian Surrealism by neurosine · · Score: 1

    Only the police are allowed a free ticket to humiliate and abuse American Citizens with no more than some ethereal justification (Of which there now exist a multitude.) How dare they emulate the status quo. To adress the real issue is difficult. I think the basic problem is that these people (TSA, and too many Police Officers) are not chosen for their good judgement, intelligence, and common sense. They are not allowed to use their intuition and common sense, because they might be wrong. The resulting paradigm is so much worse. It just misses all of the bases. I get that you need thugs sometimes, but can't they be a special division driven in on a short but in very limited situations as opposed to representing the norm?

    1. Re:Orwellian Surrealism by neurosine · · Score: 1

      ...short but=short bus...

  91. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    Good idea, we could separate portions of the US into distinct smaller territories that could maintain their own governments closer to the people that live there. Then we could have a small government on top to set some very basic guidelines for those states to follow then otherwise they do what they feel is right.

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  92. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

    "For the love of god, Montressor!"

    "Yes, for the love of God."

  93. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Calydor · · Score: 1

    Because 50 different (privately owned) systems all doing their own thing is worse?

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  94. This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the most optimistic post I've seen on Slashdot for a while. Hell yeah.

  95. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by lexsird · · Score: 2

    You nailed it.

    Times are tough. Some start looking back with rose colored glasses. It's understandable. But we have to move forward and adapt to the modern world. We can't think as a shattered collective. We need to be a damn team. We fight too much. We need solutions that are full of win for all of us. Both of our sides need to look at each other and say, "help us help you." We are one, if we stab the other guy, we kill ourselves. Dig it?

    There are solutions that will work and be just down right awesome. People need to stop fighting and start working.

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  96. And lions and tigers, oh my! by lexsird · · Score: 1

    Dear TSA Thugs,

    Thank you for your hard work, but you knew this gig couldn't last. They are onto us all and it's over. It was sweet while it lasted. Meet at the same place and we will all have a big party. Our next gig is coming soon, so enjoy your vacation and try to stay out of prison.

    Yours truly,

    The Joker

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  97. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, this law does not apply to a firearm that cannot be carried and used by one person, a firearm that has a bore diameter greater than 1 ½ inches and uses smokeless powder, ammunition that uses exploding projectiles or fully automatic firearms.

    So no machine guns, unless they are only semi-automatic, which isn't much of a machine gun.

  98. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

    Yes, when you're a large country with problems, it's enticing to think that breaking it will solve all the large country problems. You know what you're going to get instead? Problems with lotsa small countries. Like, I don't know, continent-wide wars between states that think they're really so different from the others.

    You might want to look at the reason behind the foundation of the EU. It has nothing to do with economic advantage, and all with 3000 years of near constant war.

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  99. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by ATMAvatar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Teamwork is socialist. In a capitalist society, we're *supposed* to be fighting one another. We don't come by optimal results by joining together - we do so by pitting everyone against one another and eliminating all but the strongest.

    Why do you hate America?

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  100. Isn't that what they pay him for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > After a TSA employee was arrested for sexually assaulting a woman while in uniform

    But... but... that's his job!

  101. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

    Why not? Let each state handle it's own rules and regulations for aviation and communication. Each country does this already anyway.

  102. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by lexsird · · Score: 1

    Nice troll. But let's pretend your serious. We have an entire planet to deal with, and some of them for some reason don't like us. We're out number in ways that are hard to comprehend. We have some important things that need done and it's going to take probably the entire human race to do it or else we are all going to die. The clock is ticking and we haven't got forever. And if you haven't noticed we have LOTS of people who aren't doing so well, who need work, the list goes on and on of problems that need addressed.

    We can mess around and be stupid about this, and lose everything we have, or we can work together, get through it and get back to whatever. It's that simple. Anything less is a barbarian mindset that needs a serious upgrading to modern times.

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  103. What I FEAR is the TSA by chrismcb · · Score: 1

    I have traveled a lot over the years. And the ONLY time I am afraid is when I am in line at security.

    I am made to stand next to a garbage can full of liquid explosives.

    I have to remove my shoes and walk across a dirty floor

    I get the choice of walking through a deadly machine, or have some guy stick his hands down my pants.

    I get threatened by TSA agents (I'm told "the threat is real" and "you may not be able to fly")

    It is the only time my expensive camera and expensive laptop is out of my sight and out of my possession.

    I am told this is all for "my safety"

  104. Nothing says beurocrats shouldn't have nightmares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol. So we have different radio radio standards? So what? One station might broadcast over another one? Life is not about maximizing efficiency. It may bother controlling OCD types but disorganization is perfectly acceptable. We don't have to maximize efficiency at the expense of freedom. And the pollution issues you bring up are a perfect example where one group is violating the rights of another. That's not the same thing.

  105. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Roman Empire lasted in some form until the fall of Constantinople.

    It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

  106. "insult real cops" by Froggels · · Score: 0

    Yeah, how dare the TSA overstep its bounds! Only real cops should be the ones allowed to routinely sexually assault and humiliate their victims.

  107. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure you are wrong on this, in that Byzantium (later, "Constantinople") was part of Bithynia province during 44-27BC (from Julius Caeser's perpetual dictatorship to Octavian's aggrandizement as 'Augustus'), i.e., the beginning period of the Roman Empire. So, even if it was a "free" city, the territory was an initial part of the Roman Empire, not merely a "later" part. I would need a good citation otherwise to shake me from this opinion.

    The USA that is now is not made the same as the one in 1780 by virtue of the two having the same name either. But we still consider the one the same as the other. Why? Not because they have the same territory (they don't), nor because they have the same capital (they don't), but because there is a certain, direct connection between the political institutions of that era and those today.

  108. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Or we could return to the Federal model the US is actually based on instead of this rule from Washington thing we're doing now. Return the States to their rightful place and make the national government small as it should be. Then people can move to the State that best reflects their view of the world. That is how things were supposed to be in the first place, no? :)

    This ended with the Civil War. Although it was arguably the MORALLY correct thing to do, the north had no LEGAL right to prevent the southern states from seceding. The Constitution says nothing about LEAVING the Union, and DOES say in the Tenth Amendment:

    The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

    By applying the conspicuous absence of secession procedures together with the above, the Constitution logically implies that it is the states themselves that decide how to implement secession, and that they have the right to do so.

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  109. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by mcgrew · · Score: 2

    For example, maybe Mississippi decides they want absolutely no environmental protections.

    Indeed. Ron Paul is old enough to remember how filthy the air and water were before the EPA. Maybe he liked living in toxic filth, but I didn't.

    The libertarians want the corporations to be free to screw you over. I'd like to see a Social Libertarian Party that realizes that governments aren't the only entities that can trample your freedom.

  110. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Some start looking back with rose colored glasses.

    Only the young, who don't realize how good it is now in comparison to then. You would NOT want to be operated on in a 1960 hospital; even a simple tonsillectomy was pure hell.

  111. Re:I don't get this... Think harder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See Israel for a clue.

    When was the last time they experienced air terrorism?

    Do they screen everyone?

  112. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by flaming+error · · Score: 1

    libertarians love to blast [the interstate commerce] part of the Constitution

    Or perhaps statists love to use that clause to water down the small whitelist of delegated powers into a federal-government-can-do-whatever-it-wants-except-violate-the-bill-of-rights-for-any-reason-besides-child-porn-or-drugs-or-poverty-or-terrorism-or-protecting-sanctified-tradition-or-other-really-compelling-interests wild card.

    If you think the federal government needs more powers, that's fine. Amend the constitution and give it authorization to protect the environment, authorization to coordinate airwaves and airspace, authorization to run entitlement programs. But doing it without authorization is constitutionally illegal, and a law enforced selectively (or never) is no law at all.

  113. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The empire was split into two halves in the late 3rd century, by Diocletian. The split governance of the empire was already well-established by the time Odoacer came along and declared himself King of Italy. The Eastern half of the empire was really always the richest half anyways, since it had Egypt.

    There is no comparison with Alaska. The east was the richest and most powerful half even in the silver age; and although the seat of power still lay at Rome, it was the east that funded her adventures.

    You can't call the eastern half of the empire an "offshoot", it was an integral half of the whole. The citizens of Constantinople called themselves Romaioi, they held to Roman traditions of governance, and the imperial line in the east was unbroken until the 15th century.

    Lastly, unaware though you may be, the "fall of the west", ie the transition of power in Italy, was largely ceremonial. Rome wasn't conquered, although yes it was sacked. The 'fall' was really the culmination of several centuries of German and Gothic ingress into the lands of the empire, during which time they were employed as mercenaries, and they were integrated into society by the time the shift in power occurred. Odoacer spoke Latin and called himself Roman.

  114. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good gosh, The comment was that there is a race to the bottom. I ask of what? If you look at fear mongering, HS and the bureaucracy thrives on this fear, and informs Americans that they are better protected today than prior to 9/11. My answer is, hogwash. HS was a political move to protect a president.

    The FBI alone can do what HS does, and efficiently. All that overhead can be and should be restructured away to reduce income taxes and improve efficiencies throughout every state of the union. Imagine that your tax bill can be reduced by a dollar a day, or close to $350 per year. The scanners and pat-downs are adult paedophilia (remove and replace paed with appropriate word). Ae you going to do pat-downs for every car that crosses a state line, or heads in or out of a major city?

    I think that if a terrorist wants to do damage, he would use a 53 foot trailer loaded with explosives, and recognize that he can drive that truck through any state, unimpeded. Why would he take a plane with explosives strapped to his body?

    Wake up people. You cannot protect yourself against crazies. The way to have increased protection is via infiltration of suspected terrorist groups, and not by subjecting everyone to no-fly lists, and invasion of privacy. I am statistically certain that the agents doing pat-downs joke about the small or missing organ, or the oversized one. Shame on showing and demonstrating stupidity.
         

  115. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    You don't need to shove everyone into a single global nation with everyone subject to the exact same laws in order to avoid war. You avoid wars by having lots of trade; it's the way the West has avoided wars since WWII. With countries dependent on each other for trade for various goods, no one wants to bother with wars because it'd be too damaging.

    And the EU is a much better model for how things should be than the USA: notice that all the countries in the EU are still separate countries, with their own laws and ways of doing things, unlike the USA where it's impossible to have any issue, no matter how small, decided by the states rather than the national government. The big outstanding issue is the shared currency, which is obviously causing a lot of problems.

  116. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a tiny fringe of people would argue that the federal government has no legitimate role. But that in no way justifies our current federal Colossus. You are making a straw man argument.

       

  117. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    That's weird, I thought it did apply to full-auto stuff, or did I confuse it with silencers?

  118. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by CptNerd · · Score: 1

    Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'.

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    By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  119. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by charliemerritt · · Score: 1

    I agree - it's all those video cameras. I predict two things: 1). Video cameras (functioning) will be made illegal. 2). OK, we give in - USING video to capture "sources and methods"... Well, gee, that has worked for other federal agencies - why not us in the TSA? Because they are "Thousands Sanding Around" They are NOT COPS. They are as far down the food chain as algae. They are not medical people. They are actors in the "Theatre of Security" - we are the props. Really - WE ARE THE SHAREHOLDERS and should get rid of whatever idiot created this theatre - and hired actors that do not have the medical training to poke around in places, that if *I* did it would get me free room and board at the State B&B. (I speak of congress-critters - we need a new bunch) In KCI I was run through the magnetometer 3 times - did I get wanded? NO! A huge idiot tells me I will be groped. My wife was distracted so she could not see what was going on - NOTE PEOPLE - tell your travel mates to video the testicle (breast) exam and tell anyone that gets in their way to MOVE. What was the problem? Snaps on suspenders! A fast wanding would have discovered this, but I got something just short of a prostate exam. [The TSA with the McJob asked me if I had "anything sensitive" in my genital area.] I told him "only the usual male anatomy". He offered to take me in the "Privacy Room" - I told him I preferred witnesses. That caused McFeel to inform me this was not a joking matter. (Who did this idiot think was joking?) My main witness [wife] was intentionally blocked visually and distracted. Don't let it happen to you! I DO think the "privacy room" is a good idea [Adult Diapers, Colostomy Bags - uhg don't want to think about it - BUT TAKE A WITNESS! This too, will pass - but we have to do it. Occupy the USA!!

  120. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are clueless and baiting

  121. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone say Battle Royale!

  122. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your command of the english language is epic.....

  123. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it’s already broken up into manageable sized chunks, they’re called states. We need to stop using the federal government as the be all and end all of places to go to solve every problem we face.

  124. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Sitting aside the question of how we would get back there for a moment, why is the only solution to those things and others a virtually all powerful and practically unaccountable Federal government?

    Because that's how things happen when you concentrate lots of power in one place; it's unavoidable. Either you can be like China, which makes no illusion of being a democracy/republic, or you can be like the USA which claims to be a republic but it's mostly a farce because the politicians are so corrupt, but either way you're going to have a very powerful central government. You can try to architect a government that isn't that way, and leaves most of the power to the smaller regional governments, but we've already seen how this gets eroded away over time as more and more power is concentrated in the central government. This is happening in Europe too, though they've certainly tried to avoid that with the way the EU is set up, but it appears that the EU central government is trying to slowly draw more power to itself, leaving less sovereignty for the member nations.

    As for why you need Federal agencies, you don't; you can have all the member states/nations do their own thing instead. The problem with that is that it's really inefficient and adds tons of confusion. Let's take the FAA for instance. Right now, to be a pilot or operate an aircraft or airport, you have to meet various FAA regulations, that are in place so that there are standards nation-wide, which is useful because airplanes very commonly fly between states, rather than within them. In fact, for commercial flights, a very small minority of flights don't cross state borders. So, we could disband the FAA and let each state do things their own way. So what happens when someone has a plane in Wyoming that meets the WAA standards, and he wants to fly to Utah, but his plane doesn't meet the UAA standards (mainly because WAA has no standards at all), or worse California where standards are strict? Now you've suddenly got a giant mess where aviation has completely ground to a halt because no one can agree on any standards. What if a plane crashes? Should it be investigated by the state it came from or the state it crashed in? What if one state decides they want to add an additional tax on every plane that flies over their state, even if they don't land? How about pilots? What if a pilot is certified according to Wyoming standards (which are basically non-existent) but he wants to fly to California, and California says no way because in their eyes, he's not a real pilot because they don't recognize Wyoming pilot's licenses? The Framers of the Constitution rightfully recognized that issues involving interstate travel and commerce were the domain of the federal government for reason of pure efficiency and simplicity, so that's why the FAA was created, just like the FHA was created to handle interstate highways. The annoying thing is that we have a lot of problems in this country, IMO partly because it's too big and there's too much power at the federal level, but agencies like the FAA and FHA and FDA are NOT places where we're having any significant problems (budget or otherwise), yet it's these agencies that the Republicans are targeting for elimination, while completely ignoring the one federal agency that's the cause of most of our problems: the DOD (and also the DEA). I also don't see them taking any steps to fix the problems at the SEC, even though failures there were absolutely a large part of our economic crash. Instead, they want to eliminate agencies that actually do help regular Americans, but hurt the profitability of corporations run by sociopaths who'd be happy to fill our food with melamine.

  125. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has already been proposed - go rear Red or Blue which one 4 You by Robert Jackson (author)

  126. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The issue is then that the poor and stupid states inflict their citizens on all the other states. If we went back to a federal model, I want a fence between my state and yours.

  127. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    Because 50 different (privately owned) systems all doing their own thing is worse?

    HOW?!

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  128. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    The Roman Empire lasted in some form until the fall of Constantinople.

    ISTANBUL!

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  129. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by rtp · · Score: 1

    The whole point of a small federal government is to force the smaller entities to sort these issues out without an omnipotent third party, the federal government, making decisions that are one-size-fits-all. If two states have a disagreement because one pollutes into a river shared by both, better to have those two states work it out than need to mandate rules that apply to all states where the circumstances may be very different.

    There are many gray areas, and life is better working to solve those disputes at the lowest level, not escalating immediately to the highest level. That is the problem with a large federal govenrment...it's TOO EASY to attempt solutions at the highest level, which are bound to be unbalanced in application throughout the spectrum of grays in which the people live.

    A bit of chaos and disorder promotes a competition rather than attempting to enforce centralized order which extinguishes competition. This is all about complex systems management.

    Immigration, national defense, and a few other areas are all that should warrant federal authority, as they are truly nation-level issues. Environment, education, health care, and the vast majority of issues that affect people on a daily basis are better solved at much lower levels...thus they aren't written into the federal government charter, our Constitution.

  130. I don't have a smart phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you insensitive clod.

  131. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Zerth · · Score: 1

    You were probably thinking of silencers, which are allowed by the montana bill.

  132. Cancer Risk by nick_davison · · Score: 2

    "Lastly, public support for the TSA's use of X-ray body scanners drops dramatically when people realize there is a cancer risk."

    The risk is only one in thirty million.

    However, the risk of dying on a flight due to terrorist actions is only one in sixty million so, to be fair, the TSA doubles your odds of dying.

  133. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "It's hard to say the Roman Empire "lasted" after the city of Rome was sacked. "

    Not for the Romans it wasn't. Constantine established a new capital in Constantinople for strategic reasons having to do with the geography of the borders. Even after the Empire was divided, a Roman Emperor still ruled in the West for several decades after Rome itself was sacked. That Constantine had been right, about where was the best place to run things from, became obvious from then onwards, however. The idea that the Roman Empire collapsed when the West was starving is simply untrue.

    The Empire continued in its richer Eastern Provinces, and it was the bulwark of Europe for 1000 years after the sack of Rome. Only the poorer provinces, that were in the West, collapsed. To say that the Empire was gone with them was only a conceit of those looking to the Roman Pope for guidance, instead of Constantinople. The central capital in Constantinople, from which Constantine and his immediate successors had ruled the entire empire, continued to be the wealthiest and most powerful city in Europe for the next 800 years *after* the sack of Rome.

    Note that even though the people of "The City", and its provinces, spoke Greek more often than Latin after the 7th Century, their name for themselves was still,..."Romoi".

  134. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teamwork is socialist. In a capitalist society, we're *supposed* to be fighting one another. We don't come by optimal results by joining together - we do so by pitting everyone against one another and eliminating all but the strongest.

    Why do you hate America?

    Well, no. In a free market society, we compete with others to win cooperation from yet others, and we cooperate with others to compete, on many levels of action. Teamwork, extended to networks of different groups, is the basis of industrial levels of productivity.

    Regards,

    Tom Billings

  135. TSA ain't so bad by nessman · · Score: 0

    It's the scores of travelers who don't know how to travel. They:

    * Overpack, including items they're not supposed to bring on board
    * Cannot navigate simple lines
    * Do not heed signs, placards and other warnings
    * Are inconsiderate of other travelers
    * Become argumentative for not following instructions or hearing what they don't want to hear

    As for me, I dress light, pack light, make use of hotel supplied toiletries - although I feel that having to remove my laptop is too much hassle, have ID/boarding pass in hand, and usually the security checkpoint is nothing more than a minor inconvenience and I've never had secondary screening. The longest wait on line was 45 minutes at LAX.

    I'll agree that yes, these checkpoints are largely theater, but as any ex-burglar will tell you, they don't like detection. The very risk of being detected is enough to make them look for softer targets. With that, we'll never know how many would-be terrorists have decided hijacking a plane ain't gonna work. Besides, a good number of airline pilots are now packing heat, and a classified number of armed Federal Air Marshals are sitting somewhere on a plane.

    With that, the biggest risk to airline safety isn't the wannabe bomber... it's the two bozo's at the controls. The majority of fatal airline disasters are due to pilot error as Colgan Air 3047 in Buffalo and Air France 447 over the Atlantic have highlighted.

  136. Citizen crushing 101 by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Want to reduce human rights in your country without being blamed?

    - create scapegoat agency
    - have scapegoat agency implement harsh policies, generally violate human rights, and rough a bunch of people up while making lame excuses about how it's all for security
    - let dissatisfaction with scapegoat agency grow to huge levels
    - eventually disband scapegoat agency citing 'the will of the people'
    - continue with violation of rights but not quite as much as the scapegoat agency
    - keep telling people things are much better now

  137. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with the commerce clause was when the supreme court extended it beyond interstate commerce, to commerce within a state that could affect interstate commerce. That removed all rational limits, and gave the feds unlimited economic power. If the commerce clause was returned to its original meaning, of only applying to something that actually crosses a state line, a lot of problems with fed overeach would go away.

    And the 2 problems you cite, pollution crossing state lines, or immigrants crossing state lines, would still be covered inder the original constitutional commerce clause. But how about pollution that never crosses a state line, or labor safety standards within a state, or product safety for a product that never crosses state lines. In that case, I see no reason for fed involvement. Only that state lives with the consequences if the regs are too lax, so only that state should have authority. Of course other states might be affected by lower regulatory cost and taxes in a nearby state, but I consider that a benefit, not a problem, since each state competes to get the balance right, between citizen safety, and a friendly business climate. That is our chief problem today, we have abandoned the sound original constitutional principle of federalism, and tried to do everything at the national level.

    One of the biggest problems with doing things with gov is that gov is a monopoly, with no compeditor, and any monopoly naturally becomes less capable than anything that is subject to compedition. But returning most powers to the state level introduces beneficial competition even for gov, since the states compete with each other. Each state has a natural compeditive interest to keep away freeloaders, and attract business, while still providing a reasonably safe environment for their citizens, so there is a natural compeditive counterbalance to the natural inclination of gov to grow, and give out handouts for votes.

  138. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need to actually break up the country though. just return to the original principles of federalism, and the original meaning of the commerce clause, commerce that actually crosses a state line. Once you do that, and most gov functions are handled at the state level, as originally intended, most problems go away, since states have to compete to attract taxpayers, and repel freeloaders.

  139. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't realize that I hated America. Thanks for pointing out that since I don't like the way the country is being run into the ground, I must hate America. Good logic. Oh, and America isn't capitalist, we're a democracy if you'll remember (at least we were at one point).

    To address your issue instead of pandering and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning: The vast majority of the people who live here make very poor decisions. They're blissfully ignorant of what goes on around them until it's too late to do anything. If everyone took the time to look into the candidates, proposed bills, and pieces of legislature that come around, and then consider the ramifications of their vote, then they might be able to make an educated decision and vote accordingly. The problem in America isn't with the government model or even the elected officials who run said government; the problem is with the under-educated, ignorant people who live here being lead like lemmings toward the ever closer precipice of economic death. "Why do we have such a poor economic standing?" you may ask. Because we spent all our money on crap that we don't need, and then still have to spend more money on the things which we do need. In short, our priorities are completely ignored because we want a new big screen T.V. that wasn't made in the U.S. and then we wonder where the country's money went. How do these big companies that OWS is complaining about end up with all that money? WE GAVE IT TO THEM. Now go return your iPod, cancel your cable, and stop going to the tanning salon. Use that money to pay off your credit cards and put food on your table. Maybe even get a nice retirement fund going so that when you hit retirement you don't become a drain on the economy or your kids.

  140. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by neiras · · Score: 1

    That would be similar to the USA collapsing, and Alaska continuing to call itself "the USA" even though the rest of the nation either became smaller independent nations or were annexed by Mexico or Canada.

    I would love to see Canada doing some polite annexing. We'll take the west coast, thanks. Your teenagers will hail us as liberators because of our lower drinking age, and when the sled dogs get tired we'll open mystery-meat stands by the highway.

  141. Re:Oh look, the pendulum. It swings back. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    You should take the west coast down to Silicon Valley, but you might want to leave LA alone.