..the next version of Opera will identify itself as Opera, prefetch all links, reload pages every 5 seconds, and randomly email links to the Opera download page to present a more balanced picture of market share.
It has come to our attention that you have converted an apple into a car. This is strictly against our EULA and we will be dispatching our squadron of attack lawyers immediately. It will be an insanely great lawsuit featuring impeccably dressed lawyers with super slick white plastic computers. You have been warned.
yes, and TFA is wrong they're actually using MS Linux which includes the BSOD feature. Also all the operators are clad in blue body paint and if the molecule is dropped a huge blue screen falls from the sky and crushes them to death.
This new-fangled form of distribution is going to ruin all creativity as we know it! Just like the VCR killed all movie production and Xerox ruined the publishing industry! We're doomed! Dinner is Ruined! We cant have nice things!
Nevermind the hard work, what about the drugs? the first tip is about smart drugs and includes the following quote:
"Modafinil can keep a person awake and alert for 90 hours straight, with none of the jitteriness and bad concentration that amphetamines or even coffee seem to produce."
Hot damn! How much did Cephalon pay for that ad and where can I get some!
As I creative person I am offended that someone could possibly catch a glimpse of something I've toiled over without giving me shiny gold coins.
I think we've got to nip this problem in the bud, and pronto! I think the most expedient system would be some sort of coin operated hood that could be welded onto consumer's heads. If you want to see or hear art, you simply need to drop some coins into the mechanism to open the shutter for a set amount of time.
This would mean a constant flow of income that could be distributed to all creative people as follows:
The only possible flaw with this plan is that the percentages add up to more than %100 percent, meaning that there would be an actual loss of profit, but I think the 'artist' could kick in an make up for that loss since they started this whole thing.
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This should be easy for Microsoft to fix. Like all problems the solution lies with legislation.
Outlaw India - problem solved.
So people selling things are choosing ways that make them the most profit?
Bizzare.
I for one am absolutely shocked!!
Who woulda thunk it?
..the next version of Opera will identify itself as Opera, prefetch all links, reload pages every 5 seconds, and randomly email links to the Opera download page to present a more balanced picture of market share.
Score 1 more for the giant faceless monster! Canada gets the DMCA, super-secret last minute sneak in of the broadcast flag in the USA, and now this..
Lets hear it for Goliath!
..because the cup-holder on my computer will no longer come out. Good to know that help is available.
Let's see if they manages to find it then :P
I knew this miniturazation craze had gone too far!
Its time to bring back vacuum tubes before we start to lose products that actually exist!
Getting all the country names and rough maps is a good first step for WORLD DOMINATION!
Sure! we'll make the source code available as long as people aren't allowed to look at it, think about it or talk about it.
...when did opinions become news??
You didn't get the memo?
This went into effect as soon as deepthroat was outed and apple switched to Intel processors.
..of course thats just my opinion.
Hits it on the head..
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..and apparently knocks it out.
I dont get nearly as much spam as that, but even a few hundred a day is pretty irritating. My solution is to delete all email as soon as I get it.
I figure if its important I'll get a phone call.
Dear lowly worm,
It has come to our attention that you have converted an apple into a car. This is strictly against our EULA and we will be dispatching our squadron of attack lawyers immediately. It will be an insanely great lawsuit featuring impeccably dressed lawyers with super slick white plastic computers. You have been warned.
Sincerely,
The Apple Legal Team
yes, and TFA is wrong they're actually using MS Linux which includes the BSOD feature. Also all the operators are clad in blue body paint and if the molecule is dropped a huge blue screen falls from the sky and crushes them to death.
Are you kidding?
This new-fangled form of distribution is going to ruin all creativity as we know it! Just like the VCR killed all movie production and Xerox ruined the publishing industry! We're doomed! Dinner is Ruined! We cant have nice things!
..And long enough for it to show up online after the teenager at the drugstore 'processes' it for you.
My camcorder is already disposable.
Its just really expensive to replace.
If only I could make as much money from my mistakes as Microsoft does from its learning experiences.
Get yourself a job in government.
Its thematically appropriate:
"The current cold fusion apparatus still takes much more energy to start up than you get back out, and it may never end up breaking even."
Now if only they could figure out how to generate energy from all the dupe postings.
Speak for yourself, I come here for the great business news but I stay for the cowboy neal jokes.
Nevermind the hard work, what about the drugs? the first tip is about smart drugs and includes the following quote:
"Modafinil can keep a person awake and alert for 90 hours straight, with none of the jitteriness and bad concentration that amphetamines or even coffee seem to produce."
Hot damn! How much did Cephalon pay for that ad and where can I get some!
I'm so glad to hear they aren't announcing flesh-based disk drives. There may still be time to stop the robots from consuming us all!
As I creative person I am offended that someone could possibly catch a glimpse of something I've toiled over without giving me shiny gold coins.
.01% - 'artists'
I think we've got to nip this problem in the bud, and pronto! I think the most expedient system would be some sort of coin operated hood that could be welded onto consumer's heads. If you want to see or hear art, you simply need to drop some coins into the mechanism to open the shutter for a set amount of time.
This would mean a constant flow of income that could be distributed to all creative people as follows:
46 % - 'administration'
28 % - Lawyer fees
22 % - car payments
13 % - more lawyer fees
21 % - distribution
12 % - math consultants
8.2% - contingency
The only possible flaw with this plan is that the percentages add up to more than %100 percent, meaning that there would be an actual loss of profit, but I think the 'artist' could kick in an make up for that loss since they started this whole thing.
DO NOT put them in a washing machine and puncture them with a screwdriver!
goodness me.
I would have never, ever guessed. BTW is this a joke?
Uncontrollable trucker lactation is a real problem. It is as serious as the issue of auto-ocular Ingestion in small dogs.