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  1. Re:Why? on UK School Introduces Facial Recognition · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why solve a social problem with a technical solution?

    You're misapprehending the problem. If the problem was "how do we know who's in class?", then there's nothing wrong with the simple signing of the register. The problem that this is designed to solve, though, is "how do we collect facial-recognition data on as many people as we can while they're still to young to do anything about it?"

  2. Re:Out of Date on The Best Way Through the Great Firewall of China · · Score: 1

    end up as an organ doner.

    Like...a kebab made from human organs? Freaky.

  3. Re:Some conclusions from the paper on The Best Way Through the Great Firewall of China · · Score: 1

    Given the kind of freaky porn that comes out of Germany, I doubt the German government is going to be phased by anything the Chinese decide to download.

    Seriously? Chinese pr0n is even weirder, IMO. I'd give you a copy of the comprehensive study I wrote on the subject, but the pages are all stuck together...

  4. Re:... And Justice For All on Lars Ulrich Pirates His Own Album · · Score: 1

    If you dont like DM, dont buy it.
    Metallica Rocks, Pirating is wrong, and You suck.

    You must be new here.

  5. Re:Stop the Presses! on Science Unlocks The Mystery Of Belly Button Lint · · Score: 1

    For instance, if you take the wetsuit of a SEAL and put it in the drier[...]

    Actually, since your average dryer runs at about 3 times the melting point of neoprene, what you'll get is horrendous black rubbery mess that smells like a tyre fire, and far more than the lint trap will need cleaning out.

    Now, if you clean out the belly button of an Admiral, the result is naval navel lint.

    Metanaval lint?

  6. Re:Pleb ;) on First Doom 4 Production Shots Revealed · · Score: 2, Funny

    But, most importantly, will it have black controls labelled in black on a black background, with small black lights that light up black when you press them to let you know you've done it?

  7. Re:Hahahah on Jack Thompson Attacks DoD, ESA, GTA With Utah Bill · · Score: 1

    Look on the bright side. He could get struck by lightning or hit by a bus randomly.

    Randomly. Sure.

  8. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It on UK Government Abandons Piracy Legislation · · Score: 1

    Call me stupid but I was kind of hoping they would pass legislation and attempt to arrest a 100,000 people--flooding their legal system with 'guilty' file sharers and stealing valuable time from police officers who should be focusing on real threats to society.

    Don't worry, the new "Extreme Porn" legislation will take care of that for you.

  9. Re:"soon-to-be Leader of the Free World" on Obama's "ZuneGate" · · Score: 1

    ...for an increasingly long list of good reasons.

  10. Re:You mean physical memory right :-) on Why Use Virtual Memory In Modern Systems? · · Score: 1

    "Their interpretation of events was that they couldn't turn on their computer because we ran a poor ISP."

    Sounds about right. I'm guessing that after chewing you out about their PC, they called their cable company to complain about their TV breaking in protest at the sheer awfulness of their programming...

  11. Re:Too long on Remote Access Policies · · Score: 1

    Why is it when we ask people to read through a 2-page user policy, they skip through and don't even bother reading to just sign it, yet those same people will sit down and pour through 3 inches of legal documents for 4 hours when buying a home?

    What makes you think that they do? Have you looked at the mortgage market recently?

  12. Re:Show attached block devices on (Useful) Stupid Unix Tricks? · · Score: 1

    That's the same reason I use ls -halt.

  13. Re:Oh no, not again on Examining the Role of Video Games In the US Election · · Score: 1

    I use my left hand for that.

    Amateur. When you can use both hands and swap without missing a stroke, you'll have something to boast about. Assuming you can find someone to boast to.

  14. Re:Once again kids: on Student Charged With Three Felonies For Finding Security Flaw — and Report · · Score: 1

    Where and when did society decide that a problem is only a problem if it is found?
    I'm guessing that the word "Heisenbug" isn't in your vocabulary...

  15. Re:'cause everyone knows on YouTube Bans Gun and Knife Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    The only reason the media are worried is because changing demographics are shifting poor people from Glasgow (and other traditionally poor regions) into London

    Cite, please? I'm having a hard time with the notion of poverty-stricken Glaswegians being "displaced" into the single most expensive place in the UK to live. And London has perfectly good knife-wielding nutters of its own.

  16. Re:Big [waste of time] on EFF Sues NSA, President Bush, and VP Cheney · · Score: 1

    ...not all torture is cruel and unusual punishment...

    Well, if you do it as a matter of routine, I guess it'd cease to be "unusual"...

  17. Re:People is stupid on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    I am just shocked at how stupid some of these people is.

    I are just shocked at how stupid some of these people am.

    There, fixed that for you.

  18. Re:Bizarreness matters too on UK Teen Cited For Calling Scientology a "Cult" · · Score: 1

    I'd also say that cults tend to have more bizarre / possibly insane aspects to them.

    You mean like dressing in black all the time and telling anyone who'll listen that the Lord is going to come back and judge us all?

  19. I can see the bookmarks now... on China to Regulate Internet Map Publishing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "On this spot in 1989, nothing happened".

  20. Re:You're looking at it wrong. on MPAA Touts Record Year For Hollywood · · Score: 1

    I'm listening to Leonard Cohen as I read your comment, and he just informed me that The poor stay poor, the rich get rich. Thats how it goes. Everybody knows.

    Never mind. Here, have a long-stemmed rose.

  21. Re:Will it ? on Lessons From the HD Format War · · Score: 1

    Films/series ? Download or rent from video-club.
    And watch them on..?

  22. Re:So how long until... on Google Buys a Piece of a Cable To Japan · · Score: 1
    ...someone clips this line?

    I predict that the nefarious deed will be carried out by agents of H.A.R.M...

  23. Re:You got that backwards on Music Decoded From 600-Year-Old Carvings · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Rosslyn, composers sang a building.

    Ooh! Like the Eldar..?

  24. Re:Get your facts straight on Many Dead In Virginia Tech Shooting · · Score: 1
    How would someone 'steal a gun' if no-one was permitted to carry a gun? Kinda self defeating argument there.

    It seems to work, though. I live in the UK, where almost all firearms are banned, with very few exceptions (I think farmers are still allowed shotguns), and we still have several thousand gun-related crimes every year. And no, it's not just the farmers.


    Captcha: Armament. How appropriate.
  25. Re:Serenity was godawful. on Serenity Trounces Star Wars · · Score: 1
    I thought SciFi had something to do with Science in a fictional sense, not fantasy in space...

    That would discount Star Wars as well then, wouldn't it? That's just swords-and-sorcery (or lightsabers-and-force-powers) in space...