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  1. Re:Apples to Oranges on Microsoft Makes Major Shift In Disclosure Policy · · Score: 1

    IOW: MS is too big to turn on a dime.

    That's right. MS sells software FOR the agile business, not software WRITTEN BY an agile business.

  2. Re:Major differences on Driverless Cars Begin 8,000-Mile Trek · · Score: 1

    * Driverless drive-ins means you can send a car to do a lot of your errands.

    No, it means that the car-hop will go around to the passenger window to take orders and deliver burgers.

  3. Re:Good licence, has anti-swpat clause on Rackspace Releases Cloud Stack As Open Source · · Score: 1

    MAD doctrine minus nukes, plus patents.

    So MAD Cat and Dr. Claw are still involved? Cool.

  4. Re:The blog... on Live a Month At the Museum of Science and Industry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I heard Miss Piggy likes it in the "coal mine".

  5. Re:lulz on Vaccine Patch Removes Needle Pain · · Score: 1

    Oh PUH-lease. Just microwave the bandage for 5 minutes before you put it on.

    Duh.

  6. Re:Genius on Vaccine Patch Removes Needle Pain · · Score: 1

    What's the point of a single-use patch?

    What's the point of a single-use needle? The needles are so thin nowadays you can barely feel them. Instead of throwing them away after one use, they should just refill them. Wipe it off, then fill it up for the next patient.

    Think about how much money a vaccination clinic could save if everyone just shared needles!

  7. Re:I saw the video demo of that last year on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 1

    ...when he was on the doc was...

    So Milo's doc uses it as a sex toy then?

  8. Re:Good news, everyone! on Wireless PCIe To Enable Remote Graphics Cards · · Score: 1

    Even better, no more holding your balls in the microwave to get cancer! Getting that medicinal marijuana prescription will be easier than ever.

  9. Re:Very practical on Wireless PCIe To Enable Remote Graphics Cards · · Score: 1

    Those days of long WoW raids with only cold beverages and snacks are over!

    Um, that's what Mom is for. Can't you just put in an intercom?

  10. Re:Hail Eris on The Verizon Wireless HTC Eris 'Silent Call Bug' · · Score: 1

    Warning: Callers on the ERIS may be closer than you can hear?

  11. Re:It wasn't the black hole...! on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 1

    No, it was Snape!

  12. Re:I just want to tell you both good luck. on Solar-Powered Plane Making 24-hour Flight · · Score: 1

    Don't call me Shirley.

  13. When will they learn? on More Trouble In Apple's App Store · · Score: 1

    Apple has responded to the initial reports, has disabled the account of the initially fingered rogue developer

    Steve ain't kidding about pr0n. Maybe if there was no fingering, the account would still be active.

  14. Re:Lost on NASA Sets Dates For Space Shuttle Finale · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hopefully better than the Sopranos too. It's not good when the shuttle signal sudd

  15. Re:Back to their core competency. on Microsoft Kills the Kin · · Score: 1

    MS Digital Watches? Meet you for dinner at 18:73am!!

  16. Re:Secrecy is a double edged sword. on Apple Hires Antenna Engineers. Really. · · Score: 1

    Isn't that a driver for the AT&T exclusive contract? Since they can't test real-world failure of their phones before launch, they simply got into bed with a company where "wireless network failure" is SOP.

  17. Re:Hmmm... on Knuth Plans 'Earthshaking Announcement' Wednesday · · Score: 1

    No, no, it's that Dragon's Lair 3 is on;y available on the iPhone.

    Wait, Don Bluth? Knuth? he invented Flarp?

  18. Re:Open communication? on New Messenger Has Same Old, Gaping Privacy Holes · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Not a blowup doll"? You mean a Real Doll, Right?

  19. Re:So basically... on Neutrino Data Could Spell Trouble For Relativity · · Score: 1

    Deer bacon is quite good, beats the hell out of turkey bacon.

  20. Re:So... on Firefox 3.6.4 Released With Out-of-Process Plugins · · Score: 1

    If? Not when?

  21. Re:Oh no on VPN Flaw Shows Users' IP Addresses · · Score: 1

    May be, but there's NO WAY they're getting 127.0.0.1. That's MINE!

  22. Re: samzenpus: on How Sperm Whales Offset Their Carbon Footprint · · Score: 1

    Kurt Cobain knew better than all of you. Shotgun under the chin FTW.

  23. Re:Perverts! on Why Intel Wants To Network Your Clothes Dryer · · Score: 1

    Powered by the Intel i9 Skidmark processor!

  24. Re:Ok but... on Microsoft Unveils Smaller Xbox 360 Model, Kinect Details · · Score: 1

    New DRM: A hollow tube for male gamers. The gamer must keep his penis inside the tube to keep the game from locking up. If the gamer's Internet connection drops, the tube heats to 150 degrees Fahrenheit until the connection is restored.


    The female version is a rocket-shaped insert.

  25. Re:Didn't even notice on Google Introduces, Then Scraps, Bing-Style Background Images · · Score: 1

    Still better than the fucking shit foisted on us by Google this morning.