What's the point of a single-use needle? The needles are so thin nowadays you can barely feel them. Instead of throwing them away after one use, they should just refill them. Wipe it off, then fill it up for the next patient.
Think about how much money a vaccination clinic could save if everyone just shared needles!
Isn't that a driver for the AT&T exclusive contract? Since they can't test real-world failure of their phones before launch, they simply got into bed with a company where "wireless network failure" is SOP.
New DRM: A hollow tube for male gamers. The gamer must keep his penis inside the tube to keep the game from locking up. If the gamer's Internet connection drops, the tube heats to 150 degrees Fahrenheit until the connection is restored.
IOW: MS is too big to turn on a dime.
That's right. MS sells software FOR the agile business, not software WRITTEN BY an agile business.
* Driverless drive-ins means you can send a car to do a lot of your errands.
No, it means that the car-hop will go around to the passenger window to take orders and deliver burgers.
MAD doctrine minus nukes, plus patents.
So MAD Cat and Dr. Claw are still involved? Cool.
Yeah, I heard Miss Piggy likes it in the "coal mine".
Oh PUH-lease. Just microwave the bandage for 5 minutes before you put it on.
Duh.
What's the point of a single-use patch?
What's the point of a single-use needle? The needles are so thin nowadays you can barely feel them. Instead of throwing them away after one use, they should just refill them. Wipe it off, then fill it up for the next patient.
Think about how much money a vaccination clinic could save if everyone just shared needles!
So Milo's doc uses it as a sex toy then?
Even better, no more holding your balls in the microwave to get cancer! Getting that medicinal marijuana prescription will be easier than ever.
Those days of long WoW raids with only cold beverages and snacks are over!
Um, that's what Mom is for. Can't you just put in an intercom?
Warning: Callers on the ERIS may be closer than you can hear?
No, it was Snape!
Don't call me Shirley.
Apple has responded to the initial reports, has disabled the account of the initially fingered rogue developer
Steve ain't kidding about pr0n. Maybe if there was no fingering, the account would still be active.
Hopefully better than the Sopranos too. It's not good when the shuttle signal sudd
MS Digital Watches? Meet you for dinner at 18:73am!!
Isn't that a driver for the AT&T exclusive contract? Since they can't test real-world failure of their phones before launch, they simply got into bed with a company where "wireless network failure" is SOP.
No, no, it's that Dragon's Lair 3 is on;y available on the iPhone.
Wait, Don Bluth? Knuth? he invented Flarp?
"Not a blowup doll"? You mean a Real Doll, Right?
Deer bacon is quite good, beats the hell out of turkey bacon.
If? Not when?
May be, but there's NO WAY they're getting 127.0.0.1. That's MINE!
Kurt Cobain knew better than all of you. Shotgun under the chin FTW.
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New DRM: A hollow tube for male gamers. The gamer must keep his penis inside the tube to keep the game from locking up. If the gamer's Internet connection drops, the tube heats to 150 degrees Fahrenheit until the connection is restored.
The female version is a rocket-shaped insert.
Still better than the fucking shit foisted on us by Google this morning.