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  1. Re:Bad joke on AT&T Leaks Emails Addresses of 114,000 iPad Users · · Score: 1

    The iPad is full of blue liquid?

  2. Porn drives all innovation on Steak-Scented Billboard Entices Drivers · · Score: 1

    I am NOT looking forward to the stinkboards advertising the Assgasms series.

  3. Re:Glad things turned out well on The Star Wars Kid Is Back · · Score: 1

    You can destroy the Emperor, he has foreseen it. Join me, and we can chase ambulances together as father and son!

  4. Re:It's not violence on Violent Video Games Only Affect Some People · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's sex people get really pissy about.

    Whiny fuckers.

  5. Madden on Why Are Video Game Movies So Awful? · · Score: 2, Funny

    TV seems to get it right, maybe Hollywood should study TV. The annual TV series based off the Madden games seems to be pretty good, even though they don't include effects like "QB Vision". It seems to simulate the gameplay well, it's seems to be network agnostic AND they play more than one episode a week during the season.

  6. Re:Explanation: on Mysterious Radio Station UVB-76 Goes Offline · · Score: 2, Funny
  7. Re:48 hours? on Study Finds That "Extreme Gamers" Play 48 Hours a Week · · Score: 1

    Me too. Then I sometimes put in Another 48 Hours and watch it too, even though it's not as good as the first one.

  8. Re:This reply smells like feet. on Homer Simpson Named Greatest TV Character · · Score: 1

    If your grammar, spelling and punctuation are anything to go by, you're just as educated as Peggy too.

  9. Re:And the justification starts... on iPad Bait and Switch — No More Unlimited Data Plan · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm looking forward to the Meow Skywalker branded iPad.

  10. What does Netcraft say? on Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated · · Score: 1

    Can they confirm that Betelgeuse is dying?

  11. Are they sure? on Google Outlines Feature Set For Android 2.2 · · Score: 1

    faster browser performance using the V8 engine

    Remember, V8 is NOT 1/8 gasoline.

  12. Re:Hint: "For Developers" Means "For Developers" on Are Googlers Too Smart For Their Own Good? · · Score: 1

    There's something wrong with what my Stacy says:
    *pulls string* "My Spidey-sense is tingling. Anyone call for a web-slinger?"

  13. Re:Math license on Would You Die To Respect a Software License? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was submitted by "Julie188". Perhaps this is only proving that girls are bad at math? Or maybe being sexist and trying to make girls look dumb makes timothy feel like a man?

  14. Global warming? on New Estimates Say Earth's Oceans Smaller Than Once Believed · · Score: 2, Funny

    We must stop global warming!! Our oceans are getting smaller, we, um, need to, uh, what?

  15. What about chicken hearts? on Chemical Cocktail Can Keep a Heart Viable 10 Days, Outside the Body · · Score: 3, Funny

    The chicken heart was kept alive, in a laboratory in a vat. Special solution: half blood, half sodium-salycilate.

  16. Options on Microsoft Kills Support For XP SP2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can still call the Psychic Hotline, though, right?

  17. Re:25 cents? Not in the feds... on Outsourcing Unit To Be Set Up In Indian Jail · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice use of my MCSE, no?

    Perhaps they had sufficient skill and experience on-staff to handle any Solitaire and Minesweeper issues that came up.

  18. Telling on Stanford Robot Car Capable of Slide Parking · · Score: 1

    Makes sense that a bunch of nerds would use their mom's station wagon for the project.

  19. In other words on Drifting Satellite Could Knock Out Cable TV · · Score: 1

    We're going to lose the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps? Ad-laden "commercial-free pay TV" will be jammed?

  20. Re:Where'd my cable channels go? on Geostationary GPS Satellite Galaxy 15 Out of Control · · Score: 1

    Well, as a Comcast customer, half of my analog channels disappeared a couple weeks ago. Could this be related?

  21. Re:PREDICTIONS ARE IN on FCC Allows Blocking of Set-Top Box Outputs · · Score: 1

    There is probably an ax wielding maniac threatening to kill him if he doesn't keep up with LA Ink.

    IIRC, the ax wielding TV enforcers are partnered with the masked men that like to force people into smoke filled restaurants at gunpoint and force them to eat, drink and party in a smoky room.

  22. Re:I'll take Oxymorons for $200 Alex. on Microsoft Office 2010, Dissected · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Works?

  23. Re:Was the Hoover Dam ever the worlds widest? on Beaver Dam Visible From Space · · Score: 1

    And where can I get some dam bait!

  24. Re:injured man's wii? on Should the Gov't Pay For Injured Man's Wii? · · Score: 1

    Maybe he was earning extra on the side at one of those "girls punching/kicking/stomping with high heels" fetish websites?

  25. Re:Great! on Bungie Signs 10-Year Deal With Activision · · Score: 3, Informative

    Don't forget to trick out your Microsoft Glock!