My kindergartner is being exposed to this sort of copyright infringement EVERY DAY! Not only is there text-to-speech conversion at school (the teacher, who should be providing a better example) but they expect ME to convert text-to-speech at home and READ ALOUD to my kids! When will someone put a stop to this nefarious reading of books aloud?
Pfft, ivory. You really need the beaks of California Condor chicks that have been removed from their eggs between 44-46 days of incubation. They provide the right balance of rigidity to hold components securely, yet are still soft enough to dampen unwanted vibration from the passage of super high speed music through the ATX12V auxiliary amplification leads to the motherboard.
The Motorola Droid does "Voice Dialing", in that you select the voice dial app by hand, speak a command, then acknowledge any prompts by hand. It does not do hands free voice dialing (wired or bluetooth) in the manner that many phones have been doing for 5 years and more: Touch button on hands-free kit and interact totally by voice.
People are very upset that their very nice Drod's will stop working soon...
Well, there's a lesson there about buying cheap, grey-market knockoffs. Tell them to ditch their "Drod's" and get real Droids. The Touchdown app works quite well with ActiveSync for phones without Froyo, the main limitation is the remote wipe can't wipe the whole device due to Google's app sand boxing.
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Probably involves a ski mask and a pillow case loaded with full soda cans.
See, cracka need mo' schoolin', dig? Shit.
My kindergartner is being exposed to this sort of copyright infringement EVERY DAY! Not only is there text-to-speech conversion at school (the teacher, who should be providing a better example) but they expect ME to convert text-to-speech at home and READ ALOUD to my kids! When will someone put a stop to this nefarious reading of books aloud?
This is a Chinese remake. I think you mean "ror'd".
South Korea just needs to get North Korea to add Kip Drordy as a friend. Problem solved.
The comment thread fills up with people competing for the Score 5 (funny) comments. What's the point here, other than ego stroking and karma boosting?
Funny mods give you karma?
That's why you need to ditch the placebos and use placentas instead.
Pfft, ivory. You really need the beaks of California Condor chicks that have been removed from their eggs between 44-46 days of incubation. They provide the right balance of rigidity to hold components securely, yet are still soft enough to dampen unwanted vibration from the passage of super high speed music through the ATX12V auxiliary amplification leads to the motherboard.
No, it means we'll need anti-virus and a condom dispenser.
But how do you put the PDF into the professional clear plastic binder?
Wasn't this a Dukes episode?
Qui-Gon: Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Yeah, a little more family-friendly than, "Kiss my hairy Jedi ass!"
Ahhh, so it's plotting rape...
On the plus side, vampires can hypnotize most women into doing anything they want. Good luck to you!
The Motorola Droid does "Voice Dialing", in that you select the voice dial app by hand, speak a command, then acknowledge any prompts by hand. It does not do hands free voice dialing (wired or bluetooth) in the manner that many phones have been doing for 5 years and more: Touch button on hands-free kit and interact totally by voice.
Me too!
;)
I kid, I kid.
Warmth and vibration for your Fleshlight.
I thought Android's biggest selling point was wobbling.
People are very upset that their very nice Drod's will stop working soon...
Well, there's a lesson there about buying cheap, grey-market knockoffs. Tell them to ditch their "Drod's" and get real Droids. The Touchdown app works quite well with ActiveSync for phones without Froyo, the main limitation is the remote wipe can't wipe the whole device due to Google's app sand boxing.
Tweezer's wife follows you around to keep track of your doings?
Ya got Asteroids?
Nah, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Now that IS news! No Burger King I've ever visited has been concerned with serving warm food before.
"Then sqeezeth thou thrice the Holy Hand Cream."
Aww, fuckit.
So he'll spend his days making tea then?
"Bocce muthfucka, do you speak it?"