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  1. Re:That's okay on California Bans Genegineered Fish · · Score: 1

    Gotta be better than wooden ones.

  2. Re:DVDs on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    "Operation prohibited in disc"

    Still not as easy as a CD, methinks.

  3. Re:my favorites on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1, Funny
    The mainframe is dead

    Was it running *BSD?

  4. Re:My favorite on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1
    • Compaq StorageWorks
  5. Re:I think I'll wait.... on Online! The Book · · Score: 1

    Tom Hanks can play Dvorak: "Life is like a dynamic Web page URL, you never know what you're gonna get."

  6. Re:Probably will be modded a troll, but... on DoCoMo To Use Linux On Their 3G phones · · Score: 1
    Phones with PalmOS are great since there's a lot of software developed for that platform.

    Perhaps software developed for the Sharp Zaurus would run out-of-the-box on the phone, or be trivially ported.

  7. Car Area Network on Robotics + Car = Hallucigenia · · Score: 1
    Its 8 wheels are independent robotic arms controlled by their own satellite CPUs, interconnected to the main CPU by an internal LAN.

    Shouldn't that be "CAN"?

  8. Re:Why on Breaking the Gigapixel Barrier · · Score: 1
    Because at that resolution, you would see her mitochondria.

    Just the mitochondria? So we still have no concrete proof of the existence of farandolae?

  9. Re:And now... on Bootstrapping Start-ups · · Score: 1

    Did you see their site? It's for the good of the world.

  10. Re:Webcams setup on Get to Know GnomeMeeting · · Score: 1
    Does this mean that all webcams will have to be pointed at a lower level and toward the garden.

    Not a bad idea for some of them.*shudder*

  11. ObHomer on BT's Predictions for the Future · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...puked up your food pills all over the back seat.

    Mmmmm, Soylent Green.

  12. Re:Please, oh please... on Peter Jackson Hints At The Hobbit · · Score: 1
    hear Frodo crying for God on the slope of Mt. Doom like a real yankee

    "Oh God, I need a beer and a hot dog?"

  13. Re:Hinting at the Hobbit? on Peter Jackson Hints At The Hobbit · · Score: 1
    A couple euphemisms I use for taking a dump:

    Busting a Darl

  14. Re:King Kong Bomb on Peter Jackson Hints At The Hobbit · · Score: 1
    How are you going to cover a $400 million investment on a big monkey film?

    Perhaps if they have Kong do the sniff test.

  15. Re:true on Web Publishing Tools for Kids? · · Score: 1
    It is crap but this is an 11 year old. In word she wouldn't have to know html at all.

    Ahh, the "learned helplessness" approach.

  16. Re:Easy on Web Publishing Tools for Kids? · · Score: 1
    Word save as html.

    Ouch, talk about crap HTML. If you do that, be sure to run it through the demoroniser.

  17. Re:Not quite there yet on Cheap Linux Tablets, And (Maybe) An Apple Tablet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, you know where the medical profession sticks things that are too large to swallow.

  18. Re:Well obviously the US on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1

    The Statue of Liberty is topless?

  19. Re:Too Many Cooks, Not Enough Kirks on What's Wrong with the Open Source Community? · · Score: 1
    OSS, for all its strengths, lacks a commercial leadership.

    Damn straight. I see commercials for Microsoft on T.V. all the time. OSS needs a leader for its commercials. What's Terrible Terry Tate doing these days?

  20. Re:Well obviously the US on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1
    Next quetion?

    Have they ever sculpted an exposed breast on a statue?

  21. Re:Well obviously the US on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1
    They could nuke Europe if they wanted to

    Does Europe have oil?

  22. Cool on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Bob Marley in space!

  23. Re:I just hope.. on Novell's Certified Linux Engineer · · Score: 1
    SCO Master ACE

    Not ACE too? Will ACE no longer be "the place with the helpful hardware man"? Will I only have Lowes for advice?

  24. Re:Web Designer's Hell on Web 'Rules' Changing? · · Score: 1
    Also from that site:

    Web Designer: Let's do light grey text on a medium-dark grey background. Now that's fuckin' readable!

  25. Re:umm... Drink of Astronauts on Eating in Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello, President Clinton? I figured if anyone knew where to get some 'tang, it'd be you. Shut up!