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  1. Re:Religion on "Forking" Greatest Danger of Adopting Open Source? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Instead of forking projects, we create schisms.

    And sects. emacs or vi?

  2. Re:I wonder on XFS Merged into Linux 2.4 · · Score: 1

    "I sue you!"

  3. Re:3d interface... on Simon Phipps Looks At 'Looking Glass' · · Score: 2, Funny
    Damn good excuse to get that dual opteron system though!

    So the dinosaur can cook you if it opts to NOT eat you alive?

  4. Re:One of the most important things here on First Xouvert Milestone Released · · Score: 3, Funny
    I always hated how mostly stable XFree86 is, and how I don't have to upgrade every week to the lastest version. Thank goodness someone figured out a solution to that problem!

    Choice is good, here's another alternative.

  5. Re:Xouvert is... on First Xouvert Milestone Released · · Score: 3, Funny
    did you think about RTFA ?

    Just what blog do you think this is?

  6. Re:wow! on Australian Researchers Push Near-Broadband IP Over VHF · · Score: 2, Funny
    So now even my TV can get b roadband!

    B Roadband? Wasn't that a low-budget Patrick Swayze movie?

  7. Re:Brilliant! on VoIP Gets A Big Backer And Another Lawsuit · · Score: 1
    Think of the money they'll save on customer no-service!

    You say that like this "no-service" plan is a future thing.

  8. Perhaps Ellison was misquoted on Andreessen Interview Discusses Post-Crash Innovation · · Score: 2, Funny
    'innovation primarily comes from big companies like Oracle'

    Innovation can come from anywhere, but it takes a big company like Oracle to make an Unbreakable product, right?

  9. Re:why the old stuff? on Hiding Secrets With Steganography On FreeBSD · · Score: 1
    Why do we get articles about tools that are what? 3 years old?

    Just wait, we'll soon get articles about tools that are 3 years and 1 day old.

  10. RSA-576? on RSA-576 Factored · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    RU-486 the Next Generation?

  11. Re:Next week's headline on Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO · · Score: 1
    British secret agent in Denver!... Single women beware!

    I think things will be OK. Rumor has it that he has VERY bad teeth and thick glasses. Yeah baby, yeah!

  12. Re:Caution on Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO · · Score: 2, Funny
    How the F! do you protect birds that might fly into the beam?

    12-gauge loaded with #4 shot. Shoot the birds BEFORE they hit the laser beam.

  13. Re:I'm Going To Write A Darl McBride Emulator on Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just do it in BASIC

    10 PRINT "MINE!"
    20 GOTO 10


    Come to think of it, Darl had a part in Finding Nemo, didn't he? I think he played a some sort of bird.

  14. The Robots are Coming on The Robots are Coming · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm... robot porn.

  15. Re:iMac on Top 10 Personal Computers, Revised · · Score: 1
    The iMac is just the Apple Macintosh (the original doorstop models) of the modern age.

    That's right. The doorstop model gave way to the futuristic toilet model, followed by the futuristic plumbers helper with an LCD on top model.

  16. ObSimon on The Rise and Rise of IT Administrators · · Score: 1
    and my all time favorite when people don't have a clue why their system isn't working ... "It must be the network"

    Maybe one of the bulbs has burnt out on your FDDI ring!

  17. Limbaugh fan in da House! on Return of the Space Invaders · · Score: 2, Funny
    your all-Rush mixtapes

    Now that's just sad.

  18. Re:Can we all line up for the great Roshambeaux? on SCO Ordered to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1

    And Darl will cry, just like Nancy Kerrigan.

  19. Sometimes the oldest managment tools are the best on Management Tools for Computer Labs? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never underestimate the power of a pointy stick.

  20. Re:Forget changing your phone number on AT&T Wireless Fumbles Number Portability · · Score: 1
    AT&T Wireless has some serious customer care issues right now, whatever the actual reason.

    That's because they fired everybody in Customer Care, since their "voice response" system is sooooo much more effective.

  21. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing on SCOrched Earth · · Score: 1
    I wish someone would deliver something like 32 tons of horse shit to th SCO offices.

    Only looks like a couple hundred pounds, but it's a start.

  22. Interviewing with an Intelligence Agency on Interviewing with the NSA · · Score: 1

    or, The Guy With The Rubber Hose Was Suprisingly Gentle.

  23. ObSimpsons on Buzz Advocates Lagrange Point Spaceport · · Score: 1
    What the heck does Buzz Aldrin know, anyway?

    Second comes right after first!

  24. Re:Much more interesting camgirl on JenniCam Closing After 7+ Years · · Score: 1
    That woman has a face like a Playstation controller.

    And an ass like an XBox controller.

  25. Re:Jenni is just maturing, is all on JenniCam Closing After 7+ Years · · Score: 0
    You left out Dex:
    • HairyCam.com
    • DonutCam.com
    • LimpWilly.org