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Saruman Completely Cut from 'Return of the King'

Dolemite_the_Wiz writes "Multiple News Sources report that Christopher Lee's Character Saruman will not appear in the LOTR: ROTK at all. From what I've been reading, the scenes total seven minutes and is a vital component of the whole storyline that the 'masses' should see in the theatrical cut of ROTK. Of course these scenes will be included in the DVD 'Special Edition' of ROTK. I've got tremendous faith in Peter Jackson's talents as a filmmaker. I've been a fan since his first movie but haven't read the LOTR trilogy books...yet. (I'm waiting for ROTK to hit the theaters) Given the fact that I haven't read the books but am a huge movie snob, how can you not have any sort of resolution of a character that has played a key component in the three movies? Articles on this story can be found at BBC, Christopher Lee Web, and theonering.net."

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  1. Snob???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given the fact that I haven't read the books but am a huge movie snob,

    Well, I am a reading snob who can't fathom how someone who doesn't like to read can qualify as a snob of any sort. The books have been out for 50 years, fucktard! How 'bout I whap you upside the head with a clue-by-four just like you deserve?

    1. Re:Snob???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait????

      The above post should be rated ***funny***, and NOT flamebait.

      THE GUY HAS A VALID POINT.

    2. Re:Snob???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you think you have an opinion on a production decision of a movie based on a literary treasure, but don't bother to read said literary treasure, "because you are waiting to see the movie." You are a fucktard. Period. End of story. "Waaa, I don't like to read, it hurts my brain. But please care about my opinion." Would it be appropriate for Mr . Jackson to take advice on the movie from people who haven't even read the books? I think not. Hence, the original poater is a quid pro quo fucktard for assuming his opinion on the matter should be meaningful to anyone.

      If you would like to comment on something, do some research, don't think it is ok to open your mouth about everything that goes on, regardless of whether you have any experience in the matter. People quickly tire of boorish commentators who have no knowledge of the topics which they speak on, and rightly so. The Lord of the Rings books have been around for a long time, and if one was something other than a mindless consumer of pap, one would read them if one liked the movies.

  2. WTF! by REDNOROCK · · Score: 1, Funny

    How the hell can they cut out Saurumon? (sp)

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    1. Re:WTF! by bman08 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Come on. All that happens is gandalf breaks his staff and expels him from the wizarding club. The only important plot element is wormtongue throwing the palantir out the window. They have to leave plenty of room for liv tyler dream sequences because that's what the fans want... am I right?

    2. Re:WTF! by jasonbowen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Easy, they aren't even going to cover the book past the final battle. Him and wormtounge appear in the shire at the end of the book.

    3. Re:WTF! by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      You forget that in the aftermath of the big battle and all, Saruman plays an important part. The story just doesn't end right if the final Saruman part is not played. (Trying not to spoil).

      And yes, I want to see more of Liv Tyler. I can't help it.

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    4. Re:WTF! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      They cut that ending too, like Prancy-Dancy McGodlypants, whatever his name was. What the hell is that guy's name? Too long since I've read any of these. Anyway, it was a good choice. That kind of big, extended, afterclimax is kinda stupid in a movie. It works in the book, but it'd just be annoying in the movie.

    5. Re:WTF! by LineNoiz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Tom Bombadil

      Good riddance. Most annoying chapter(s) in the whole series...

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    6. Re:WTF! by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      They cut that little "coming back" epilogue thing. Personally, I'd think it'd be good to film as an "extra feature" movie that they could tack on for the "ultra-mega-special-release" and force us to shell out $100 for copies of movies we already have just to get the last little part of the story.

    7. Re:WTF! by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      But it let in those really cool observations at the council of elrond - what was it - "He might take it, if all the free peoples of the world begged him, but he would not see the need."

    8. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, "Say not that he has power over the ring, say rather that the ring has no power over him." Yeah, I liked Tom & Goldberry. It was the most Hobbit-like storytelling part of the whole thing.

    9. Re:WTF! by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Tom Bombadil Good riddance. Most annoying chapter(s) in the whole series...

      perhaps you may have misread the chapter. see this easy: which looks to answer the question, "Who Is Tom Bombadil?"

      snippet:

      If Tom is Aule, however, there is a moral dimension, indeed, a heightened one, for Tom's appearance in the story, although only a "comment," serves as a sharp and clear contrast to the two evil Maiar, Sauron and Saruman, both of whom were once his servants before turning to evil and darkness. Unlike their former master, these two followed the ways of Melkor, envy, jealousy, excessive pride, and the desire to possess and control.

      Tolkien seems to have created a very complete universe, many bits of which have a history which is not immediately obvious, and which may profit from re-reading after a few years.

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    10. Re:WTF! by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Ahhh but there is great debate if Tom was a Maiar or if he was in fact Manwe himself.

      Correct me if I'm wrong but were the Wizards Maiar? I don't think so, clearly Saruman was of the Westerness but was not created by Illuvitar and did not exist prior to Melkor's fall. They seem to be men sent back to Middle Earth by Manwe to balance Sauron's power.

      Meklor's 'way' was only a disharmony in the music of Illuvitar.

    11. Re:WTF! by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      If you read Unfinished Tales, The Istari are Maiar, sent by the Valar to assist the free races of Middle Earth in defeating the last vestiges of Morgoth's will (ie, Sauron). Five of the Valar each chose one of their servants to represent them, for their own reasons of course.

      Tolkien suggests that of these Maiar, the two most powerful are Gandalf and Saruman, although he notes that Gandalf, whilst being more powerful, was less interested in getting involved with Middle Earth, while Saruman was more "curious" and quicker to action.

      This brings an interesting insight to Gandalf's "death" and ressurection at the hands of the Valar, in being sent back to Middle Earth, he changes to the "white" colour after Sarumans fall to "many colours", usurping Sarumans role as leader of the Istari, but also gaining great motivation to interact with the fate of Men and Elves.

      Melkor/Morgoth was told by Iluvatar that all of his disharmony would only make the overall harmony of the Valar all the greater, which is what we see at the end of the story.

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    12. Re:WTF! by domninus.DDR · · Score: 1

      prepare to be modded into oblivion blasphemer!

    13. Re:WTF! by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually my understanding was that Gandalf was the last to be sent. He was also considered the least worthy. Perhaps this is a reflection of the humility that he displays.

      Saruman, by contrast, is considered the greatest and most likely to succeed. It is reflected in his arrogance and contempt for mortals. The greatest point of contrast is that Gandalf was entrusted with the third of the Elf's rings, the ring of fire.

      Saruman was jealous of Gandalf for the respect that he garnered from the peoples of Middle Earth. Most profound was Galadriel's outward rejection of Saruman.

      Contrary to your analysis, Gandalf was far more interested in the inhabitants of middle earth than Saruman. Saruman was mostly content to sit in his tower and play chessmaster. It was Gandalf who went out and did all the grunt work.

      Saruman's downfall was his arrogance. He assumed that he could read Sauron's mind using the palintir.

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    14. Re:WTF! by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      If Tom Bombadil was in the movie he would likely be portrayed by Andie Dick!!!!!

      Seriously, he's the gayest character portrayel I've ever read.

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    15. Re:WTF! by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      And your point would be?

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    16. Re:WTF! by Hooded+One · · Score: 3, Informative
      Gandalf was the Maiar Olorin. The Valaquenta, the second chapter of The Silmarillion, says this about Olorin:

      Wisest of the Maiar was Olorin. He too dwelt in Lorien, but his ways took him often to the house of Nienna, and of her he learned pity and patience.

      Of Melian much is told in the Quenta Silmarillion. But of Olorin that tale does not speak; for though he loved the Elves, he alked among them unseen, or in form as one of them, and they did not know whence came the fair visions or the prompting of wisdom that he put into their harts. In later days he was the friend of all the Children of Iluvatar, and took pity on their sorrows; and those who listened to him awoke from despair and put away the imaginations of darkness.


      This doesn't exactly peg Gandalf as Olorin, though a connection seems likely, as Gandalf is mentioned many times as having much pity upon others. However, in The Two Towers, Gandalf mentions once having the name Olorin. Finally, in one of Tolkien's letters that were later published (I can't remember if that one was in the collection compiled by Humphrey Carpenter or not) he explicitly states that the two were one and the same.

      (Hmm... from the preview it seems that accented characters are converted to the "normal" versions and entities don't work. Poop.)
    17. Re:WTF! by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      Little epilogue thing?

      It's the point of the whole fucking story. You know these arent movie characters, hey are literary characters. You might as well do the movie of Christ and do away with the resurection.

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    18. Re:WTF! by Professor+Chaos · · Score: 1

      perhaps his point is that tom bombadils total retardness is what caused sauron to turn to evil. because who would want to be good if tom bombadil is the example of the best goodness has.

    19. Re:WTF! by kramer2718 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong. The fans do not want to see more of Liv Tyler. Actually, I thought the emphasis of the romance between Arwen and Aragorn almost ruined it. The book didn't emphasis it at all, and the part about Elrond opposing the union ... grrr.

      Arwen did not play a big part in the books. I think they only reason that she's playing a big part in the movies is because she's being played by Liv Tyler. Yes, Liv is attractive, but for Christ's sake, these movies cost many millions of dollars to make. Do it right. If I want to see Liv Tyler, I'll look up some pics on the internet.

    20. Re:WTF! by Jonathan+Platt · · Score: 1

      I hate how all modern movies have to have a love interest. It really ruins some story lines. Think of every movie that has come out in the last year, it may have nothing to do with love at all, but in the end the leading man/woman hooks up with a woman/man, and that is supposed to imply a happy ending. It shits me because it's compleatly off topic and destroys a movies credibility.............I'll stop ranting now.

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    21. Re:WTF! by SMOC · · Score: 1
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    22. Re:WTF! by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      I am a fan, and I want to see more of Liv Tyler. No matter how you look at it, there are not enough wonem in LotR. If it were up to me, I would have had Eowyn fighting on the battlements of hlem's Deep. That would have ruled.
      Although I think that many of Jackson's deviations from the books detracted from the storytelling, especially in The Two Towers, many of other changes were, I think, improvements on the book.

      Furthermore, by relegating certain scnes to the DVD special edition, Jackson's really only doing what Tolkien did in keeping certain elements of the story in the appendices.

      So he takes the Arwen / Aragorn love interest out of the appendix and puts it in the main narrative, and takes elements of the Gandalf / Sauron relationship out and puts them in an appendix (ie DVD special edition).

      You know, call me a heretic, but I'd quite like to see a book of the film of the book, like they did with Tim Burton's horrible remake of Planet of the Apes. I'm not saying it would be better than the original, but I do think it would be bettter in some ways.

    23. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you trolling?

      The wizards were Maiar-- they were not Vala.

      "They seem to be men sent back to Middle Earth by Manwe to balance Sauron's power."

      oh-- you are trolling.

    24. Re:WTF! by tassii · · Score: 1

      If you go into the Appendix of Return of the King, the listings for Gandalf and Olorin cross-reference each other. I have to leave now for my reserved spot in the "Please, Please, Please Get A Life Foundation".

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    25. Re:WTF! by akpcep · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see Liv Tyler's eyes point in the same direction.

      The boss-eyed twat.

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    26. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      resurection my ass. he's fucking dead.

    27. Re:WTF! by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Tolkien seems to have created a very complete universe, many bits of which have a history which is not immediately obvious, and which may profit from re-reading after a few years.

      All that is true, but that doesn't stop the Tom Bombadil stuff from being the most annoying chapters in the whole series.

    28. Re:WTF! by AlgoRhythm · · Score: 1

      The book didn't emphasis it at all, and the part about Elrond opposing the union ... grrr.

      Um, did you read the same books I did? It's been a while since I last read the trilogy, but I remember the romance between Arwen and Aragorn as quite obvious and relevent, as well as the conflict caused by Eowyn's attraction to Aragorn (and vice versa) and the fact that Elrond objected to the union because it would force Arwen to sacrifice her immortality for a life with a mortal man (she's only half-elven, remember? Ok, I'm not saying it makes a lot of sense, but thats the way I remember it working. Or maybe it was that she would end up staying behind in ME rather than travelling with the rest of the elves...anyone want to refresh my memory?)

      Bottom line is that Elrond wasn't thrilled that he would lose his daughter to a mortal (however the details worked out), even if it was Aragorn.

    29. Re:WTF! by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

      I've heard the argument put forth that the Arwen/Aragorn love interest was played up to have more femal echaracters, but what about Galadriel?

      She was easily the most compelling character in the book. The beauty and wisdom of Galadriel were very important to the story. The Fellowship visit to Lothlorien was not emphaisized and Gladriel was not either. Why was that taken out? Wouldn't the role of women in the movie been advanced more by the portayal of such a strong, beautiful, wise woman? It wouldn't have been as appealing in the standard melodramatic hollywood way as the Liv Tyler love interest, but it would have been very interesting.

      As to the Gandalf/Sauron angle, I think you mean Gandalf/Sarumen. It is a pitty it's not in ROTK, it was one of the more interesting parts of the story.

    30. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're free not to believe that, but it's a pretty essential part of the religion (read: the central part).

      Only a complete asshole would take a that comment and turn it into a jab at someone's religion. The validity of the story was not being debated.

    31. Re:WTF! by GodEater · · Score: 1

      Also note that the part Arwen played in the movie Fellowship of the Ring when she takes Frodo to Rivendell was completely made up too.

      In the book, the party are met by the Elf Lord Glorfindel outside of Rivendell, and it is he that takes Frodo to Rivendell on horseback.

      On a different note, I'm also slightly agrieved that they left out Gandalf's fight with the Nazgul at Weathertop...

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  3. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOTR was awesome.
    TTT was a letdown. What's worse, it made flaws in FOTR obvious.
    No expectations for ROTK. Sorry :(

    1. Re:meh by Ugot2BkidNme · · Score: 1

      FOTR was a disapointment
      no Tom Bombadil No Barrow Wits Strider just gives them all swords yeah cute.
      TTT was even worse
      The battle for Helms deep was total crap is this the Trees saved them not They didn't even have the Spider demon.
      ROTK probably another dissapointment

    2. Re:meh by Clock+Nova · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You weren't, by any chance, expecting the movies to be exact translations of the books, word for word, to the screen, were you? Of course not. You knew they were going to be adaptations just as everyone else did. Judging, then, from your apparent complaints against the movies, I ask you why you saw them at all, knowing as you must have that certain scenes would have to be cut/altered (who here actuallt believed Tom Bombadil would be in the movie)?

      I'd love a 150 hour LotR epic just as much as the next geek. Then again, maybe I wouldn't. That's what the book is for.

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    3. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdotter Talking like This big disapointment
      Really annoying too
      hope doesn't Happen again

    4. Re:meh by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Okay, I was dissappointed by TtT, but you're on crack. You're a loon if you think they can do a direct translation from book to film. I think FoTR was an excellent job, but for a few very small problems, and those were changes, not cuts (eg villifying Bree). Its ridiculous to hold the cuts against Jackson. The large changes, on the other hand, are considerable, as they almost invariably are for the worse.

      Umm, unless you're a complete troll, as you seem to have no idea of how the novel TtT went. Spider demon?

      I think I got trolled.

    5. Re:meh by Xformer · · Score: 1

      Spider, yes. Demon, no.

      She's going to be in the ROTK movie. You'd know this, had you not been living under a rock.

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    6. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no Tom Bombadil

      Not having him is one of the few things that makes the movie better than the book!

      Geez, he's as boring as the ballads.

    7. Re:meh by jemenake · · Score: 3, Funny
      Spider, yes. Demon, no.

      She's going to be in the ROTK movie. You'd know this, had you not been living under a rock.
      First off, the spider is "Shelob".

      Next, I'd pretty much figured that they'd put her in the third film, since they were pretty much locked into it once Gollum did his soliloqy/agrument-with-self about giving the hobbits to "her".

      The problem I have with that is that, to put Shelob in ROTK, they'll have to leave out even more stuff from the actual ROTK *book* than they would have left out otherwise. It's like they're running a deficit and they're borrowing film frames from the next movie.

      I don't know how they're going to fix this without spilling into *another* movie. Good heavens... if we get ROTK:Reloaded and ROTK:Revolutions I'm gonna hurt somebody. :)

      And... for the record, I'm pretty miffed that they left out Tom Bombadill. If I had read the book in print, I probably would have gotten pretty bored. Instead, I listened to the unabridged audiobook with Robert Inglis, and I think he really made Tom a pretty fun character to imagine.

      But... oh well. Based on how badly most films stray from their original books, I figure we should just be thankful they left in that Gandalf guy.... and that sub-plot about that "one ring" and all. :)
    8. Re:meh by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that Jackson is doing 3, 3 hour movies, when he should be doing 6, 2-1/2 hour movies. Tolkien broke it down for him and everything. P.J. dont get my cash in the theatres this year. Fuck him.

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    9. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that the studio wanted him to make 2 movies instead of 3 I bet that persuading them to do 6 would be trivial. And the amount of work in filming them which is already some of the most challanging ever done could easily be doubled.

    10. Re:meh by JonGretar · · Score: 1

      Actually... It was new line that first came up with the idea of 3 movies.

      When PJ starting on the film for Miramax they wanted 2 movies. Then they saw that it was way to much money then Miramax could handle so they allowed PJ to take it to New Line. The guy at New Line said no one in his right mind would do 2 movies. This is a 3 movie project.

      But honestly. Thay would never even have considered doing 6 movies. When LOTR is over it will have taken PJ 10 years of deticated work. Doubt anyone has the stumack for making a movie for 20 years. Plus it will suck to call some actors to a re-shoot only to find out that they have been dead for 6 years.

    11. Re:meh by Xformer · · Score: 1

      At least I hope that they manage to keep Aragorn taking the different route to Gondor and picking up the army of the dead (I forget the name of that place... I did remember Shelob's, though, just didn't say it :-). Without that, one would be wondering where he got all of the extra help in finally driving off the orcs or, even worse, where they all went. Closure, man... we need closure!

      They're already throwing things off enough with him by waiting until now to give him Narsil (when that should have been in FOTR, if I remember correctly).

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    12. Re:meh by shockwav1 · · Score: 1

      Regarding the swords that Strider gives the hobbits, don't forget that the gifts presented to Merry and Pippen by Galadriel were Elvish blades that had "already been tested in battle". I think the general idea is that they will use those weapons at the critical time in the movie. The part of RotK dealing with the destruction of the Witch King has a great deal of exposition and back plot detailing the crafting of the sword for that specific purpose. There is no good way to fit it into a movie...

    13. Re:meh by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      When LOTR is over it will have taken PJ 10 years of deticated work. Doubt anyone has the stumack for making a movie for 20 years.
      Heh, Lucas had the stomach to spend 10 years on a movie series, 20 years doing other stuff and then another 10 years on more movies in the series. I agree, though, that 20 years in a row on the same project would suck the life from anyone.
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    14. Re:meh by Ugot2BkidNme · · Score: 1

      I am sorry I thought the Giant Spider was a demon just like the Balrog is a demon. But then again I could be wrong.

      However the changing of the story was pathetic.
      Like Liv Tylers Character saving Frodo umm excuse me I thought the son had saved Frodo not the Daughter. Like we really need another glorified female character in popular culture. its bad enough going out and seeing this little bratty boys talking crap to adults. They however at least have enough sense not to pop off too much cause they will get their heads smashed in. Now we have to deal with Bratty little girls who are pumped up with this womens empowerment movement that tells they your as good as any boy. however they still live under the principle that men do not hit women. So there is no reason for them not to be little brats.
      Shame Peter Jackson for Soiling LOTR with this sensless dribble. Shame him for making that psedo sexual tension between Aragon and Eowyn. This is another example of hollywood destroying a movie. I mean Ralph Bakshi did a better job.

    15. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot if you think they'd be able to find anyone to let them make a total of 18 hours in one go, or find someone to do it!

      Of course the movie will never be as good as the book. Nobody thought it would be. As movies, they're extremely well done. Which is why it's retarded to complain that they didn't make them exactly the same, which they wouldn't have done, or been able to do. Better something than nothing.

  4. Key component? by freeweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    how can you not have any sort of resolution of a character that has played a key component in the three movies?

    I'd say he was only been a key compnent in two movies, now :)

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    1. Re:Key component? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0
      What!!?

      No Sharkey in the Scouring of the Shire?

      That's tied right into Sam's vision in Galadriel's mirror...

      Boy. I'm a Geek!

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    2. Re:Key component? by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 0, Redundant
      The whole 'Returing to the Shire' bit was the essence of the book! I wonder how bad they'll chop that up for the theatrical version.

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    3. Re:Key component? by mcb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The scouring of the shire isn't included in the movie at all. Bad choice in my opinion, it drives home the theme that no one and nothing is untouched by war (a lesson some americans need to learn).

    4. Re:Key component? by beavis_kc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sam didn't look into the mirror. It was Frodo only (in the movie anyway). Your point is still valid, Frodo saw the shire under sharkey's control.

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    5. Re:Key component? by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      Regardless, the scouring sequence was never filmed. The Palantir scene has to be included however, which I find odd that Saruman isn't part of that in some way. Sarumans demise isn't really important to the movies however, he's already served his plot purpose and is irrelevant now.

    6. Re:Key component? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Odd that it appeared in Frodo's vision without being filmed. Either those special effects wizards are greater than I thought, or they used the real Galadriel's mirror.

    7. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ah crap. No mod points and something insightful that needs modding....isn't that always the way.

    8. Re:Key component? by LineNoiz · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, but then Galadriel says something along the lines of "You see what will come to pass if you fail" or whatever. I guess that's why Sam got rope instead of Magic Dirt....

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    9. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jackson has said that the Scouring of the Shire won't be in RotK, and that most people (like the self-styled "movie snob" who wrote the parent post) will assume that Saruman was killed or otherwise defeated by the Ents. We Tolkien-geeks know that Orthanc is unassailable, but that's something for the special edition.
      Folks, Jackson had to cut the movie down from 4+ hours to 3:12 + 8 minutes of credits. Something had to go.

    10. Re:Key component? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      The mirror scene with Frodo was a small fragment of the scouring filmed especially for that scene. I can confirm, Jackson says himself in the commentary with the extended edition of FOTR that scouring isn't included. Yeah I think it sucks too - no doubt its going to have the traditional Hollywood Ending when the ring is destroyed, cut to big celebration when Aragorn becomes king, and everyone lives happily ever after and none of the audience have any psycological challenges to deal with.

      My dream is that Jackson actually did film the scouring scenes (or they can CGI them in later) and like in 'Brazil', there will be a sanitized version for the Yanks, and a 'real' version for the rest of us... Hmm, that will probably give me a 'Troll' mod :-)

    11. Re:Key component? by WatertonMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The scouring of the shire isn't included in the movie at all. Bad choice in my opinion, it drives home the theme that no one and nothing is untouched by war (a lesson some americans need to learn).

      Like them or hate them, but wasn't that the lesson Americans first learned on 9-11? It seems like most of the actions sense them are based upon that recognition. i.e. get them before they get us.

      You can criticize their strategy and ethics. But criticizing them for thinking they can act without being touched by their acts seems...odd.

    12. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably about as bad as Arwen the Great rushing frodo off on Glorfindel's horse and casting her spell at the ford at Rivendell to make the water wash away the Nazgul.

      Yeah - Peter Jackson is so cool.

    13. Re:Key component? by Comrade+Pikachu · · Score: 1

      It's bad enough that the films have ruined the LOTR experience for millions of potential readers, let's not go spreading book spoilers without at least a small warning.

    14. Re:Key component? by Suicyco · · Score: 4, Informative

      What appeared in frodo's vision isn't anything from the scouring of the shire, nor was it in Sams vision in the book. The visions they had were of after the shire had already been corrupted and turned to industry, Sauron had retrieved the ring in those visions. That hadn't happened in the scouring, there were no orcs in the shire, just men at that time.

    15. Re:Key component? by wonton_mein · · Score: 1

      I say he played a pretty unforgettable role when he and Wormtongue duked it out at the end of the third book, with Wormtongue getting kicked in the face--an action that led to his own demise.

    16. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's true. Remember the last chapter of "Clockwork Orange?" We Yanks missed out on that one until it made it's way over here (and it never made it into the movie).

    17. Re:Key component? by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      what, like an amazon link to buy them?

    18. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      after watching what the humans were up to in the animatrix and putting up with the dry, wooden acting in reloaded, I was rooting for the machines, actually.

    19. Re:Key component? by OtakuHawk · · Score: 1

      ah yes.. we learned it... that's why I still hear people bitching about how 16 people got killed in the WAR yesterday.

    20. Re:Key component? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've never read the book, only seen the movie. What happens in the last chapter?

    21. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one and nothing is untouched by war (a lesson some americans need to learn).

      And you are from which country now? I'm sure I can dig up something about your country that was recently done. You blame Americans, when you should blame the people in power. But hell since I'm American, I'll start this thread war...pun definitely intended.

    22. Re:Key component? by bman08 · · Score: 1

      The palantir doesn't really have to be included either. None of it does. Everybody can just march off to gondor for a 45 minute fight scene. They'll do what they did in TTT and change the whole theme to be something completely different. Picture this: The movie is about working together. After they race to Gondor it's all about waiting to see if 'coalition forces' of dwarves and elves show up to save the day. Not to mention, that they'll need at least 30 minutes to resolve the love story subplot that's wasted so much time in the two previous films. Where can I get a liv-less phantom edit.

    23. Re:Key component? by JonMartin · · Score: 1
      And you are from which country now? I'm sure I can dig up something about your country that was recently done.

      Okay, I'll bite: Canada.

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    24. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've learned? I don't think so. Since 9-11 they have invaded 2 countries, with more to come on the "axis of evil" hitlist. I think those countries were ruled by assholes, but the point is still that they have *not* learned anything about war not touching everyone. The ramifications of what Bush and Rumsfeld have done will be felt by Americans for a long time.

      America has always used force to get it's way instead of diplomacy, and continues to do so - they have learned absolutely nothing.

    25. Re:Key component? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Go READ the books then. They have only been around longer then I have been alive.

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    26. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH CANADA

    27. Re:Key component? by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      Actually, the movies made the story for me. I recognize that LOTR is amazing story, but I really couldn't appreciate Tolkien's writing style. At least this way I got to see the majority of the story

    28. Re:Key component? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Funny

      A trolling AC posted:

      And you are from which country now? I'm sure I can dig up something...

      JonMartin posted:

      Okay, I'll bite: Canada.

      Ouch.... that's easy. Canada's to blame for EVERYTHING. Cripes... you nuts can't even tell bacon from ham and you eat snails and live in igloos.

      Crazy penguins.

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    29. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup always used force to get our way.

      Always been like that.

      Go read a history book. There's this event, perhaps you remember called World War 2. Read about how we got involved. In fact do WW1 while you're at it.

      It's HUMANS that have always used force. Don't go getting high and mighty on me.

    30. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the whole Galadriel thing was modified. In the book Sam does get rope but he doesn't get it from Galdriel(the elves give it to them with the boats).

    31. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But criticizing them for thinking they can act without being touched by their acts seems...odd.

      Not at all - if you understand what the poster is saying: the message being sent, at least by the uncorrupt, is that if america leaves others alone there will be no problems.

      America in return thinks (even more so post 9/11), and you've summed it up pretty well, that everyone is out to get them, so we'll get them first.

      No, people are saying: "America! it's none of your business what we have in our country. Leave us alone."

    32. Re:Key component? by bombadillo · · Score: 1

      Like them or hate them, but wasn't that the lesson Americans first learned on 9-11? It seems like most of the actions sense them are based upon that recognition. i.e. get them before they get us

      Unlike the Shire, We Americans can't claim innocense. After all we are the worlds number 1 weapons producer and supplier.

    33. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the last african genicide. Got to love those canadians.

    34. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, it wouldn't be slashdot without the out-of-place, anti-american jabs. "yes, yes, i'm quite looking forward to the 2.6 kernel. the scheduler seems to have been improved greatly... too bad the american government couldn't take a page from Linux!"

    35. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I hate to burst your anti-american screwed-up fishbowl view of america, but there were more than just AMERICANS killed September 11th.

      We are the only country with the balls and the hardware to nip this in the bud.

      And for invading 2 countries? Hmm.. hasn't been a plane Hijacked in the US in over 2 years.

      Casualties? More people die choking on a sandwich while they drive their cars than we are losing daily, Iraqis included.

      The fact of the matter is, somebody hits you, you hit back. But you don't hit back tit-for-tat. You hit back so they say "Hmm... maybe I f*cked with the wrong person". If you remember correctly, 3 times we played make-love-not-war with these bastards and 3 times we got screwed. They don't GO AWAY if you ignore them.

      People save every penny and sell everything they have just to move to this country for a chance at a better life. Your pissy little specks of countries get in a financial mess and we bail you out. You get overtaken by a druglord or religious zealot, we get your country back for you. There isn't a country on this planet that hasnt received needed assistance from the US, but all we get in return is a "Thanks, now piss off Nazis" as you run us out of town with weapons we supplied you to protect yourself.

      I tell you what: Go to Democrats.com if you want to piss and moan about america. These idiots are hell-bent on turning us into the Prison-bitch of the UN, you'll love 'em. Or even better, why don't you order a subscription to a Radical Muslim newspaper and get your fill.

      Leave slashdot for slashdot-type things: News for NERDS and the feedback relating to nerd-ish things.

    36. Re:Key component? by Disoculated · · Score: 2, Funny
      Brave man. You do have to get props for Canada though, they're a pretty decent country. They did, of course, send troops to Afghanistan (right or wrong). They've also been involved in just about every conflict that the UK has been involved in for a few hundred years (again, right or wrong).


      It's not like we've forgotten that you once burned Washington :)


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    37. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hay dood instead of waging war i took a shit on your front doorstep! cheers!

    38. Re:Key component? by dfj225 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only does the scouring of the shire have a good lesson, but it also is important to the overall development of the book. Here we get to see the characters of the hobbits fully developed, especially Merry and Pippin. No longer are they relatively weak hobbits that they were when the left the shire. Now, they are fully dressed in armor and command the respect of everyone around them. To me, this was my favorite part of the whole LoTR series, seeing how they developed and how they were ready to take care of themselves now.

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    39. Re:Key component? by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      He has served his "movie purpose" I suppose. But his purpose in the books is much diffrent. This movie is about the humans winning against the supreme evil...how original.

      The books are about the very least of all the peoples of middle earth playing a pivotal role in saving it, and in doing so realize (along with the rest of the races) the true value of their place in it. They learn that they also can no longer rely on wizards to keep the balance.

      This isn't The Lord Of The Rings this is "A" Lord Of The Rings.

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    40. Re:Key component? by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      But is the Canadian public more knowledgable about it (war in general, Canada's exploits, and consequences)?

    41. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but that really is after the denouement.
      even in the books it was anticlimactic.
      dont get me wrong, i still loved them, but it wouldnt have gone over well in an action/adventure movie.

    42. Re:Key component? by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      I've never read the book, only seen the movie. What happens in the last chapter?

      Frodo learns he is The One, and has to battle Agent Elrond. :-)

    43. Re:Key component? by cmacb · · Score: 1

      What happens in the last chapter?"

      It turns out that the whole thing was a dream. Just like Matrix III and all those Dallas episodes.

    44. Re:Key component? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      I agree. LOTR definitely does not have a standard ending (especially when you consider that a lot of the "ending" is buried in the susequent appendices.) When does a story end? I think leaving the Scouring out is a good idea for movie purposes. The last part of the book could easily become another movie by itself.

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    45. Re:Key component? by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You missed a lot of what the Scouring meant, if that's all you got from it.

      It showed the reader just how much the four hobbits had grown since they first left the Shire. They had truly gone from four plain, ordinary hobbits to four larger-than-life heroes, true leaders of their own people.

      It also showed the reader that when strife happens, even the smallest of us can band together and vanquish evil, if we all work together and stand up against the darkness.

      By the way, Tolkien abhorred allegory.

    46. Re:Key component? by Jerrry · · Score: 1
      America has always used force to get it's way instead of diplomacy, and continues to do so - they have learned absolutely nothing.

      "The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank" - Scotty

    47. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Va te faire foutre, enculer!

    48. Re:Key component? by mcb · · Score: 1

      And you are from which country now?
      America.

    49. Re:Key component? by mcb · · Score: 1

      that's not all i got from it. but, since it's a movie millions of americans will watch, i figured that was the most useful theme for people to learn. and i know he hated allegory, i've written a few papers on him in high school/college, but a writer often includes themes in his writing even if it wasn't his intent.

    50. Re:Key component? by mcb · · Score: 1

      probably not, i would loved to see it in the dvd though. oh well, perhaps ill still be alive when the next person makes a new set of movies.

    51. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiots. Saruman does not play a role in the story after his defeat.

    52. Re:Key component? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      Why the hell is this marked funny? I was replying to an (off-topic) comment about "CLOCKWORK ORANGE", not LOTR.

      My question is, what happens in the last chapter of the book of "CLOCKWORK ORANGE"?

    53. Re:Key component? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      Goddammit, read the parent post to my comment!

    54. Re:Key component? by Talla · · Score: 0

      The fact of the matter is, somebody hits you, you hit back. But you don't hit back tit-for-tat. You hit back so they say "Hmm... maybe I f*cked with the wrong person".

      This is not how it works, as you are a very clear example of. If it was, Americans would realise that all the suicide bombers is a clear sign that no matter how hard you hit, they will come back, harder than last time. What is actually happen is that you are just pissing each other off, killing a bunch of innocent people on both sides in the process. Of course, you could nuke the entire mid east, but that would exclude you from the civilised world entirely, and some would probably survive, more pissed than ever. Sorry, but there is no easy Bush-solution to this. You need a president with a sense for diplomacy.

    55. Re:Key component? by draxil · · Score: 1

      Glad people agree with me about the irrittating love story inflation. Why add so much when you have to cut out a HUGE portion of the actual book?!

    56. Re:Key component? by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Eh? Even bush admitted there was no firm evidence linking Iraq to 11/9.

    57. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it. It's very nice." (Anthony St. George)

    58. Re:Key component? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ouch.... that's easy. Canada's to blame for EVERYTHING.

      Yeah, and those bastards killed Kenny, too.

      Oh...

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    59. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, Alex gets married and has kids. He gives up violence as a "childish toy".

    60. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just about as cool as basement trolls that get a rush from pointing out inaccuracies in fictional events!

      Dude, YOU ROCK!!!!

    61. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it drives home the theme that no one and nothing is untouched by war (a lesson some americans need to learn).

      We just re-learned that lesson pretty well a few years ago, at least in a basic sense.

      Maybe you meant something about 'unintended consequences' instead?

    62. Re:Key component? by mr+breakfast · · Score: 1

      Why is it so utterly inconcievable that the movie could be longer than 3:12 minutes long? What is special about that duration?

    63. Re:Key component? by instarx · · Score: 1

      ...not to mention screwing up our electric power grid. Both northeastern power blackouts came from Canada.

      Ok, ok the second one only went *through* Canada, but you guys shoulda stopped it!

    64. Re:Key component? by JonGretar · · Score: 0, Troll

      When did Iraq attack you guys? They have never done a thing to you guys. The Talibans never did anything to you guys. You just wanted the oil. And what 3 times did you play make-love-not-war. If you read something else that American Propoganda papers you will see that you have been actively killing them for 20 years with hundreds of thousands of deaths.

      F**k you and f**k america. Hope you get hundreds of more of these planes into your houses. You have done so much damage with your ignorance. And you dare being pissed off at us europeans becouse we don't want to participate in your genacides around the world.

      How can you guys be so stupid.

    65. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      no one and nothing is untouched by war (a lesson some americans need to learn).

      Don't forget that there are far more warlike Muslims than warlike Americans. Please also remember that thousands of American civilians were killed in an unprovoked attack before America attacked anyone. As ye sow so shall ye reap, to cast things in a slightly different light.

      Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind...

      Al Qaeda should have remembered the words of Admiral Yamamoto:
      "I fear we have awoken a sleeping giant, and filled it with a terrible resolve".

    66. Re:Key component? by JonGretar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Coz the limit he has is 3 hours 20 minutes. Including 8 minutes of credits.

      That is totally the upper limit of how much time most people can stand wactching a movie in theaters.

    67. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's not like we've forgotten that you once burned Washington :)
      Really? I didn't think they taught that in american schools.


      I hope not. Although there probably were some Canadians in the British army at the time, it was the British that landed a force of naval marines that burned Washington in the War of 1812. :-P

    68. Re:Key component? by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      Yey for profit over art!
      I imagine if the story is truely good, people will stay watching it for as long as it is.

    69. Re:Key component? by Walrus99 · · Score: 1

      Don't try to compare Pearl Harbor with what happened on 9/11/2001. In the case of Pearl Harbor we were attacked by a nation with an army and a navy that we could fight back against. In the case of 9/11 we were attacked by terrorists who had no national base. Bush has used the confusion in the American public that blames all Muslims and all Arabs for the attack in New York to justify his Anschluss of Iraq. "Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind..." applies more to Bush's policies than to the consequences for the people actually responsible for 9/11. America's status in the world and the goodwill of Muslim nations who were allies of the U.S. have been blown away by this administration's knee-jerk reaction.

    70. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally reminds me of South Park season 5 "Osama has Farty Pants"

      Afganistan kid: You Americans don't even realize that a third of the world hates you!
      Stan: Well, why do they hate us?
      Afganistan kid: Because you don't realize that a third of the world hates you!
      Stan: ... Dood. That made no sense.

    71. Re:Key component? by galt2112 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, Tolkien stated that he hated allegory. Many people have interpreted that statement to mean that he didn't want to continually argue about the books, and just wanted people to read the books for what they were, not over-analyze them. It does not mean that there was none in the books.

    72. Re:Key component? by Riptide1884 · · Score: 1

      Since they cut him out...how can Wormtong throw the Palienter out the window for Pippin to pick up. If Pippin doesn't pick it up where is his motivation for looking into it? Are they going to have Pippin just steal it from Gandalf on a lark? I tend to trust PJ but, that is way out of character for my favorite hobbit!

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    73. Re:Key component? by eclectus · · Score: 1

      In the end, Frodo destroys the ring, and the ewoks hold a big celebration and sing the 'Yub-Yub' song.

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    74. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn I love that show...

    75. Re:Key component? by shockwav1 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget: A good portion of "us Americans" totally agree with you. We just happen to have a puppet President in office that is taking his marching orders from a bunch of neo-Conservative crazies and screwing things up very badly.

    76. Re:Key component? by JonGretar · · Score: 1

      "Killing WHO for 20 years?"

      Iraqi children. For one. There are more ways til kill someone than just to shoot them in the head.

      And I do blame every single American for this. You have the power to stop it. If you were unable to stop it then it means that you failed. The citizens of the country are responsible for the actions taken in the name of their country. Just like the germans had to take responsibility.
      American goverment has commited so many war crimes. For example how they treat POWs(Get arround that by saying they are not POWs. That way they are only breaking US laws). How they treat the dead. Use of Napalm in Iraq. Napalm is a weapon every single other country has signed a treaty not to use. But the US army just loves using it. The US army has put so much chemicals and radioactivity into the world that it we can measure it all the way here in Iceland. There is more of US pollutin here than there is ours.

      This has got to stop. However you may feel me being ignorant prick. It has got to stop. And it is your job to do it.

    77. Re:Key component? by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

      " I've never read the book, only seen the movie. What happens in the last chapter?"

      I'm quoting from memory here (so apologies for mistakes) but it ends with...

      "Well, I'm back" said Sam.

      Does that explain it for you? 8-D

    78. Re:Key component? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      And everyone conveniently ignores the fact that we pretty much provoked the Japanese into bombing us... That and the fact they'd have to eventually anyway, since they wanted the Philippines. Might as well make it a sneak attack.

    79. Re:Key component? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Even if I have to piss in a cup...

      Whatever happened to intermissions?

    80. Re:Key component? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Which is true. The only question is, which was the real defeat, Saruman at Orthanc, or Saruman at the Shire?

      Those who read the books know the real answer.

    81. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm... RIGHT.

      Bacon and ham are very different, the ones who eat snails are the French, and as for the igloos, I guess you got me there. Some of us live in breweries though, eh?

      There are no penguins in Canada. I suspect it has something to do with there being polar bears. There's no polar bears at the south pole, ergo lots of penguins.

      I guess the geographically challenged hosers from the US wouldn't know that, though.

    82. Re:Key component? by yacobia · · Score: 1

      And the Germans weren't a threat to *all* europeans at the start of WWII, but europe's choosing to ignore the problem led to disaster for all when the situation was too far along to defuse. I think that Iraq would have been best handled within the framework of the UN, but it seems that many nations in the UN may have had alterior motives for inaction, the least of which was out of concern for the Iraqi people (hey, europe wants oil, too!).

      And I hope that by 'wanting their oil' you're only referring to Iraq, as i don't believe that Afghanistan produces much oil... perhaps we wanted their heroin!!!

      Also, you simply claim to be a "european"... perhaps if you'd narrow that down to an actual country I could dig up some dirt on you and curse you and your country as well. (unless the double asterisks in 'f**k' were hiding 'un', in which case I won't mind 'cuz I like to get funky!)

    83. Re:Key component? by NM_Marauder · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent Up! That is the best laugh I have had in a long while. I laughed so hard that I snorted tea out my nose.

    84. Re:Key component? by JonGretar · · Score: 1

      I live in Iceland. No army. Dig that dirt up. :)
      Propably the first dirt you dig up is the fact that we supported the war. That is a headeacke we deal with ourselves. Those guys lost my vote for sure.

      And you compare the Iraqis to the Germans in WW2. Funny. Because here in europe we are dead afraid that scenario will happen again. But we are afraid of the US. A country that has now in some rage declaed that thay are now willing to drop a a nuke on a country first hand. Making it a first strike weapon. Please don't tell me you think that is ok. Everyone is scared shit of the US and noone consideres themselves safe from them. Mabey bot from a war perspective(these smartbombs can't hit shit anyway) but from all the other methods the US uses to make nations bow before them. Also remember this. Iraq hasn't done shit in 20 years. They had no big army. They had no large weapons. I stopped counting when the US had changed the reason to invade Iraq for the fifth time.

      And yes.. I meant Iraq with the oil. Afganistan was just something they had to do becouse the citizens of US needed to see blood. But whose blood fill flow for the thousands of innocents the US helped to kill in Afganistan.

      It is exactly this kind og shit thet got you in this trouble to begin with.

    85. Re:Key component? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      You might want to go back and look at that legislation again. Only about $21 billion is going to Iraq, and less than $1.2 billion to Afghanistan. The remainder is for the armed forces, Homeland Security, the State Department, and a few miscellaneous other groups.

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    86. Re:Key component? by WNight · · Score: 1

      Sometimes diplomacy won't work. Like, for instance, when dealing with religious nutcases. Suicide bombers are killing themselves because they believe it'll secure their place in the afterlife. Their cultures are supporting this, praising dead suicide bombers and encouraging the next generation to follow them.

      How can you deal with people like that? Bush is a nut, and I'm not trying to suggest that he's ever had a good idea. I'm saying that sometimes there aren't any good ideas.

      Those terrorists hate our liberal attitudes. They hate our openness about sex, the fact that women are educated, can vote, don't wear veils, etc. They hate our moral laxness. Pretty much everything that makes the Western world a nice place to live is what the terrorists hate. They've dedicated their lives to wiping us out and there are countries full of them. People who think we're essentially posessed by the devil and must be destroyed. What do you do when people like this are dedicated to killing you? Diplomacy won't work, they want you dead.

      Perhaps we should take the "Evil American Imperialist Solution". Take over, allow them their delusions (ie religion) and build McDonalds and Starbucks, and porno stores, and whatever else they hate. Educate their children. Make it mandatory till high-school and make university cheap. Deal with their hate for a few generations, but eventually their children will abandon the stupid old ways and perhaps be useful members of civilisation instead of grunting cavemen in huts, beating their wives and pissing away any chance they had of ever doing anything useful in life.

      It's that or build a huge wall around them and pretend they don't exist. Or, wait till they start lobbing nukes out and our options get even more limited.

    87. Re:Key component? by WNight · · Score: 1

      I'm not from the US, and the Taliban never attacked me, or anyone I'd ever met personally, but I still support their removal.

      You know how Europeans really hate it when the USAians talk about how they came to bail you out in WW1 and WW2, despite not being directly attacked? Well it's valid. If they'd followed your current advice you'd be speaking German. (If you're anywhere but North America.) I'd think you should encourage their willingness to kick out bad guys where they see them.

      Get more involved. Help them kick out the bad guys and don't let the CIA put in a puppet. If the UN didn't piss around about kicking the Taliban out there'd be better prospects for holding the country together until it could become a democracy. Instead the USA went it alone and now it does depend on them to put in a good system.

      The Taliban *needed* to be ousted. It's the revisionist thinking of some people that really bugs me. There were tons of calls for people to do something about them before 9/11. Remember when they destroyed the Buddha statues? Remember when they were stoning women for getting raped? Everyone wanted them out but nobody was willing to do anything. Then along came the US, for the wrong reasons maybe, and kicked them out. And people are now going on about how the Taliban never did anything wrong... Ugh. That's just plain clueless.

      And no, I'm not saying you should support Bush. He is an idiot. But occasionally something useful comes from the blundering of idiots. Don't let your government fuck this up just because Bush is involved. Get them to go in there and help hold those countries together until a real government can be formed. Show the world that it's not just the USA that's willing to do the hard things that need to be done. Show them that everyone wants to help them have a better life and that everyone thinks that happens by getting rid of Saddams and Talibans.

    88. Re:Key component? by WNight · · Score: 1

      We "provoked" (the allies, not blaming the US directly) by stopping their supply of fuel oil. That's like saying that we provoked the Columbine killers by cutting off their supply of ammunition.

      Japan didn't have to join Germany and go to war. If they'd stayed out of it, they wouldn't have been a threat and wouldn't have had sanctions put on them.

      Besides, arguing that Japan was provoked into brutality is a bit silly. Have you ever heard of The Rape of Nanking? That's pretty much par for the course for Japan's armies. Japan at the time was under a corrupt ruler and geared up for mass destruction and genocide. Their actions in mainland China didn't show that they planned on being benevolent rules.

      Rarely does a war provide such a clear cut case of right and wrong. Germany, Italy, and Japan were all what we would call evil empires today. Facist, Non-representative governments. Genocidal towards certain "undesirable" populations. They invaded other countries, and planned to take all of Eurasia and Africa, then perhaps the world.

    89. Re:Key component? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      "provoked the Japanese into bombing us"?!?!
      It's just a troll.
      It's just a troll.
      It's just a troll.
      It's just a troll.
      It's just a troll.
      It's just a troll.
      It's just a troll.

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    90. Re:Key component? by yacobia · · Score: 1

      My point regarding Germany is that sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Tackling problems before they are unmanagable (aka. preemption) isn't a bad idea. Had european players adopted this philosopy pre-WWII a lot of bloodshed may have been avoided. But everyone saw the problem as belonging to someone else, and nobody dared to address it alone. The interesting part about this is that the League of Nations (equiv. to today's UN) was founded for exactly this purpose, but failed to act in the prevention of the war (and was subsequently dissolved due to its irrelevance). Now, 60 years later, the UN seems to be plagued by similar problems. If european nations were *really* concerned that the same scenario would happen again, they would work to enforce the resolutions they collectively pass in the UN. But instead, France has economic interests in Iraq, as does Russia, and fear their sweetheart deals will be ousted with the regime. Germany's economy has been hurting, and doesn't want the extra burden (this was also the case pre-WWII, the world was coming out of a depression and didn't want to act because of economic concerns). So to me this is largely history repeating, with the exception of one nation which learned something from history and is actually taking a stand.

      Now, re: the nuke fearmongering, I haven't heard news of us dropping any nukes firsthand recently or suggesting we would, perhaps you like to give me the source of this information?.

      Iraq hasn't done shit in 20 years.
      Unless you count kuwait. But germany hadn't done shit for 20 years at the time, either...

      Afghanistan was (and still is) not simply bloodlust. You can swat at bees all day, but they'll keep coming until you eliminate the hive.

    91. Re:Key component? by WNight · · Score: 1

      Why introduce another character (Glorfindel) who didn't do anything else useful for the rest of the story?

      Why not combine his bit-part with Arwen's bit-part to show her as being someone that Aragorn would consider marrying.

      It's wrong in the context of the Silmarillion, and the huge backstory, but it's easier to show in the context of a few movies that aren't ever going to cover all that. If you read the Silmarillion, you will see that Glorfindel features elsewhere, but if you only read LotR he's just a spear carrier.

      Anyways, it wasn't presented, imho anyway, as Arwen calling the water, more as her triggering an existing spell. It's not like it suggested that she's a mage like Gandalf.

    92. Re:Key component? by WNight · · Score: 1

      Because it would seem a bit stupid for Aragorn to run off and make some chick his queen without any backstory.

      Tolkein fans are forgetting that they know the story in the context of the unabridged text and the Silmarillion, plus Tolkein's writings, and so on.

      That's why hard-core fans care about the exclusion of Glorfindel who was just a bit-part in the LotR. IMHO it makes sense to use his part to pump up Arwen. We have to assume that she was a brave and useful person, and that Aragorn had seen a lot of that, so showing the audience some of it makes sense. Let them understand why the events in the story are happening.

      I think it removes a bit of the Hollywood ending phenomenon where the leading lady always falls for the hero, regardless of circumstances. Here, where a romantic ending was dictated they're trying to make it feel like it fits.

    93. Re:Key component? by skyhausmann · · Score: 1

      And other countries are different? How?

    94. Re:Key component? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, I've heard of Nanking, and seen plenty of photographs and eye witness reports and plenty of POW reports to know that the Japanese of WWII were absolutely horrid.

      My only point was the the U.S.A. provoked Japan (not that they needed much provocation to attack us). Given how things were going, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

    95. Re:Key component? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yup, it was a troll. Only a troll, nothing but a troll. If the troll doesn't fit, you must acquit and all that happy sappy jazz. HAND. :-)

    96. Re:Key component? by draxil · · Score: 1

      Actually, I agree with you about that sequence, swapping glorfindel for arwen at that point was accecptable really.

      But the wasted time I was reffering to pertains to the extra scenes already added in the Two Towers, and no doubt in Return of the king. The impression that Arwen is crossing the sea, and aragorns whole seqwuence before going to helms deep added very little and they're wrting in pointless extra plot to raise Arwen's involvement whilst they cut in other areas of the original.

    97. Re:Key component? by Xiaotou · · Score: 1

      Yawn... Here we go again. Ok, let's do this one more time:

      Yes, some (of us) Americans need to learn a lot of things. Unlike those who would sit back and proclaim their personal and/or national perfection by pointng out every fault of the United States and its citizens, most Americans are content to accept that no, we are not perfect, but yes, we are not any worse than anyone else.

      One thing we have NEVER needed to learn, however, is to help other people (and yes, that means YOU Europe) even when they screw up ("Gee... our Prime Minister says this Hitler guy is prety cool..."). INH (I'm No Historian), but I don't recall hearing any Americans bitching about the French or the British while the Nazis were attacking them. I believe the sentiment was one of empathy and support.

      The reality is that a lot of Americans died for Europe and even more Americans sacrificed greatly in terms of standard of living. Now American kids are being slaughtered daily, and we (Americans) are shelling out 87 billion to help Iraq and Afghanistan. Still, I don't see or hear Americans criticizing (or hating, for that matter) these people. Americans might be mad at the US government for a) getting us into this mess, and b) spending so much money (in a lousy economic time, to boot), but people aren't blaming the Iraqi and Afghani people.

      Even more to the point, I still don't hear Americans recommending that we kill these people. As far as conquering Iraq or Afghanistan, I don't know what people say where you're from, but I have yet to meet a single American who thinks that we should stay in either of these lands. From what I am seeing and hearing, most Americans want their sons and daughters home, and they want them home NOW. At the same time, if we simply leave right now, what sort of situation would develop in these countries in the power vacuum that would result?

      If you really think Americans are so bad, come on over and meet us. I know a lot of foreign born people who came to the US with some of the same sentiments. After having spent some time here, the majority of the people that I know have deduced that Americans are just like other people... some are good, and some are bad. Invariably, the governments (US, too) are to blame for filling their citizen's heads with a load of crap about the rest of the world. People, however, are people, no matter where they come from. If you disagree with that, then it can only be because you've never met many people from outside of your little part of the world.

      Case in point: I grew up during the cold war (against the USSR, for the most part). Now that I have had the chance to meet people from literally dozens of other countries, I am of the opinion that the Russian people are the ones who most closely resemble us Americans as far as personalities go.

      Excpet tfor that Vodka thing... blech.. what is that? Don't they have Mezcal in Siberia?

      Yawn... I thought we were going to talk about LOTR.

    98. Re:Key component? by Talla · · Score: 1

      Why would you bring up nuking the middle east?

      Because the person I replied to talked about not hitting hard enough, and that's the hardest you can hit. There is no way you could get rid of all the Saddam-friendly people without pissing of a bunch of new people. The thing obviously goes on until you have to kill everybody. It would save a lot of time just killing everybody in the first place.

      No, I don't believe you *try* to hurt innocent people, but I believe you're doing a crappy job avoiding it, and protecting them, as you're supposed to as the occupying force. There are already close to 8000 dead civilians because of the war, according to iraqbodycount.net. That's a lot of families with a potentially good reason to be angry.

    99. Re:Key component? by Xiaotou · · Score: 1

      See!!!

      Americans and "non-Americans" DO think alike. I couldn't agree more with this post. Yes, Bush is an idiot. Yes, the Taliban was a scourge that needed to be ousted. Yes, the UN is useless.

      I speak German because I chose to learn it, and thanks to the tremendous sacrifices of many millions of Americans in my grandparent's generation, you get to make that choice as well.

      You can not believe me if you like, but it is absolutely the case that most Americans just want to help others. That's why we did what we did in WWII, and that's why we are sacrificing 87 BILLION to rebuild Iraq. And, before you say that we destroyed Iraq, so we should rebuild Iraq, note that a lot of the reconstruction money is for things that we didn't break. Before we attacked Saddam's troops, Iraq was in terrible shape, infrastructure-wise. We (Americans) intend and are trying to put their country back in a much better condition than it was when Saddam ruled. So don't tell me that we owe them. If they'd stop blowing up pipelines and electric towers, they would get rid of the US even quicker.

      It's so easy to slam the US from free Europe, but the fact of the matter is, many people who hate us don't really know why. I lived in and traveled through Europe for five years, and I met countless people who despised me at first sight. In 99% of these interactions, once we spent some time talking and getting to know each other, we BOTH realized that the other wasn't really so bad.

      Here's a challenge: I went to Europe, and I did my best to get to know the people there and to understand them and their views. I have a lot of warm feelings for Europe as a whole and a lot of respect and adminration for Euporeans. Now it's your turn. Come to the US... spend some time with us "evil Americans." If you can spend a few years here with an open mind, and at the end of your visit you still hate us, then so be it. My experience, however, is that most open-minded, intelligent people who spend a decent amount of time here in the US leave with good memories and life-long friends. Instead of whining, take the challenge!

    100. Re:Key component? by Your+Login+Here · · Score: 1

      A standard movie is about 96 minutes, at 3:12 the theaters can just schedule it into two normal slots, at 4 hours they have to rearange everything.

      Also most people have trouble sitting through a 4 hour movie with out an intermission. Plus people who go to see a movie at 8:15 don't want to be leaving at 12:30 (after all you can't forget about the trailers and car comercials).

    101. Re:Key component? by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      yeah, there was a time when a film of 3hours would be laughed out of the cinema...In fact I think it was Fellowship of the Ring that really challenged that view. That and Harry Potter managing to keep children enthralled for 2.5hours as well.

    102. Re:Key component? by prairiedock · · Score: 1

      Folks, Jackson had to cut the movie down from 4+ hours to 3:12 + 8 minutes of credits. Something had to go.

      There was never any real problem in cutting LotR down to size. Just truncate those endless battle scenes, and put the missing storyline back in their place. I'm assuming the finale will be similarly disproportionate.

    103. Re:Key component? by Morologous · · Score: 1

      Troll.

    104. Re:Key component? by mcb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      as a correction, americans were not in favor of joining in ww2 against germany. there was something like 20% public support for war up until pearl harbor. our help in ww2, while pretty much vital to the allied victory, was late in coming, and only because we had been actually threatened.

    105. Re:Key component? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I think it was Braveheart that really destroyed that notion. It even came back for an encore after a few months. Titanic, Saving Private Ryan, these were all movies approximately 3 hours in length.

    106. Re:Key component? by Xiaotou · · Score: 1

      "...but I don't recall hearing any Americans bitching about the French or the British while the Nazis were attacking them. I believe the sentiment was one of empathy and support."

      I stand by my comments... considering the great distances and the great expenses involved, it's no wonder that most Americans were not quick to jump in. Even so, the empathy and support, albeit initially more moral than physical, was there the entire time.

      My point is that so many other people want to sit back, bitch about the US and even hate us. If the US had been doing this, how much of the world would be speaking German right now? Would there still be a Kuwait, etc.? Yes, we have issues here, but we are no better and no worse than anyone else. At least we are trying to help, even if it doesn't always turn out the way we'd like.

    107. Re:Key component? by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      Sam *did* look into the mirror. He makes mention of it in the Scouring. I just re-read the trilogy and, as luck would have it, finished it today, so it's still fresh in my mind.

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    108. Re:Key component? by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      braveheart was that long? Didn't notice it myself.

    109. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iraq being involved in 9/11 was never the issue. It was that Saddam hated us, and we didn't want him to Fund another 9/11 with all his oil money he was hording instead of helping his people.

      Revisionist BS. When baby George needed someone to beat up to make everyone keep thinking he was a big man, every other damned sentence was an intimation that they were involved, then when people stopped buying that line, it switched to WMD, and now that none of THOSE were found, it's supposedly human rights (anyone else think its ironic for us to overthrough a soverign nation and install a puppet government under the banner of "human rights?").

    110. Re:Key component? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gosh, I guess the US should have backed off from Iceland during WWII, then your grandparents would have been punching bags for the Germans...

      Good thing you don't represent all of Iceland with your stupid f this and f that diatribe.

    111. Re:Key component? by rixstep · · Score: 1

      What happens in the last chapter?

      Luke finds out he has a twin sister, leaving the way clear for the jealous Han Solo.

    112. Re:Key component? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Right, because it was a good movie... Now Titanic was 26 minutes longer, and you CERTAINLY could tell... ...

  5. Is it just me... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..or does it almost sound as a setup so the fans "must have" the Special Edition? I got the SE of the first, was hidiously expensive, but well... I had to have it. Stayed away from the 2nd SE, we'll see about the third when I've seen the (cut) movie...

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stayed away from the 2nd SE

      That's not too difficult to do, since it's not even out yet!

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    2. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 2nd SE comes out next week...we've all stayed away from it...so far.

      And as far as SE DVDs go...I think the Fellowship SE with all those extra features was well worth the money.

    3. Re:Is it just me... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ..or does it almost sound as a setup so the fans "must have" the Special Edition?

      Yes, it's just you. The "fans" will buy every special edition anyway... that's why they are called fans. They are fanatical.

      I got the SE of the first, was hidiously expensive

      Hideously expensive? It was around $25 - $30 for a 4 DVD special edition that included, among many other things, THIRTY MINUTES of new footage.

      A typical blockbuster DVD costs $20, so for $5 to $10 more, you got an awesome SE, and it was "hideously expensive"?

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0 00 067DNF/002-0542429-9019251?v=glance

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    4. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's called, "ripping off people" , ie first the release the normal version DVD, then the SE DVD, then they release a DVD box with all 3 LOTR, and lateron they'll release a SE DVD with all 3 LOTR's..

    5. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, TP could have bought the special edition with plastic statues deal for $80 or whatever that retailed for.

      But that was for true suckers. I got mine!

    6. Re:Is it just me... by bryansj · · Score: 0

      Actually it is out. I just depends on if you mean offically or unoffically. I saw it posted in a newsgroup yesterday, shouldn't be too hard to find on your own. It is 4 CD's worth of download. I've preordered a copy so I didn't bother to download it. Here's a sample from the .nfo:

      Lord of the Rings The Two Towers Extended Ed. theatre date : 12.05.02
      release date : 11.07.03
      store date : 11.18.03
      genre : Fantasy / Adventure
      runtime : 222 minutes

    7. Re:Is it just me... by CrowScape · · Score: 5, Informative

      Plus the SE of the first included free movie tickets to the second. I thought that was a damn good deal, and I used them. Here's hoping the SE of the 2nd does the same!

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    8. Re:Is it just me... by trikberg · · Score: 1

      It's not officially out yet, however some online stores have shipped it already. I know of a few Swedes who got their early this week.

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    9. Re:Is it just me... by Clock+Nova · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's only called a ripoff if they don't tell you about the SE DVD before you buy the regular one. If you recall (and you clearly don't) Jackson announced the SE at the same time as the theatrical DVD, and even gave release dates for both so fans could choose which one they wanted to buy. Of course, that didn't stop some geeks from having to buy both, but that was their mistake.

      Jackson has also said that their will be NO additional SE releases, though their may be box sets. But those sets will just be bundles of the existing versions, with no added features.

      In my opinion, that is quite the opposite of a ripoff.

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    10. Re:Is it just me... by HorsePunchKid · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it. I think I paid about $25 from Amazon, including shipping, and with a small discount from one of their cute little systems, whereby a friend could send like three other friends a coupon for the same purchase. Granted, it was only cheap if you bought it right away, but still kudos to the stores for selling it cheap for at least some length of time. They didn't have to, you know?

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    11. Re:Is it just me... by MuParadigm · · Score: 0


      That was for the first two films. I heard he got his way on ROTK, and that the running time will be something like 3.5 - 3.75 hours.

    12. Re:Is it just me... by emarkp · · Score: 4, Informative

      You insightful post is actually wrong. Jackson has said he's not been under any pressure from the studio. See here for more info.

    13. Re:Is it just me... by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hideously expensive? The SE last year cost me CAD$35 + taxes (USD$25 at the time). I've pre-ordered it this year, and it was about CAD$41 incl. taxes and shipping (USD$31 at current exchange rate).

    14. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still cheap, still around $25 on amazon.com.

    15. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell modded the parent as flame-bate?!?

    16. Re:Is it just me... by rgoer · · Score: 0

      Nice troll. Hope you get some serious bites. Be sure to mention it in 31337!

    17. Re:Is it just me... by asobala · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not actually true. What actually happened is that Peter Jackson always intended the 3-hour versions to be the ones shown in the cinemas. He also intended the extended editions to be on DVDs, for die-hard fans.

      Please don't spread FUD.

    18. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... Who modded me "flamebait"? I'll hunt you down, Poop-Nugget! I just tells like I knows it. Sigh.

      -CrowScape

    19. Re:Is it just me... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Ok ok ok... I have a solution.

      Instead of using the dumbass 3 book system forced on Tolken by the publishers use the system he wrote.

      Book 1 ends at Rivendale
      Book 2 ends at Lorien
      Book 3 ends thinking M&P are dead in Fangorn
      Book 4 ends thinking Frodo is dead by Shelob
      Book 5 end with the destruction of the Ring
      Book 6 ends with them going into the west.

      Wow what a concept. Each would fit in 2 hours no problem, Peter wouldn't have to ass rape the plot, and the purists would be even happier.

      WHILE YOU AT IT JACKSON... MAKE GLAMDRING THE FOE HAMMER GLOW! Fucking git.

    20. Re:Is it just me... by Khomar · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I wish I had mod points because you stated exactly what I have been thinking when I see people complain about ripoffs. Peter Jackson has done an admirable job in balancing this, in my opinion. Afterall, there are many people who would actually rather own the theatrical release than the extended editions.

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    21. Re:Is it just me... by elvum · · Score: 1

      In what country was this?

    22. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US at least for me. It only cost me $20 personally (+ticket, it's same cost as the frigging original version really)

    23. Re:Is it just me... by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      Eh. Some poor mod probably accidentally set it to flamebait and didn't catch it. No biggie.

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    24. Re:Is it just me... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      That's why you rent the DVDs and copy them instead.

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    25. Re:Is it just me... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      This is a fundamental problem with the movies. Book 6 is pretty anti-climactic. It's hard to imagine how one could put it in Return of the King. My guess is a lot of it will have to be in a special edition.

      My other suggestion would be to include it in "The Hobbit". Basically, you would have Pippin and Perry narrate the tale of "The Hobbit" to children. As an intro, they would tell their adventure with "The Boss" and the battle for the Shire. After that, they would tell Bilbo's story.

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    26. Re:Is it just me... by the+melon · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason for getting the extended cut is video quality, not just the extended scenes. On the first release they put the whole movie on one dual layer disk. In the extended cut it is on two dual layer disks so that they can greatly up the video bitrate.

      So in that sense if you just want to view the deleted scenes, get the quality compromised bootleg download.

      I personally prefer good quality video.

    27. Re:Is it just me... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      You could fit book 6 into about 30 minutes. Most of the meat of the 2nd half of the third book is geneology of the house of whatever. So moive 5 or "The Return of the King" might be 3 and a half hours. I do like the idea of M&P telling "There and Back Again"

      But Glamdring the Foe Hammer better glow in the Great Goblin scene or I am going to pass boulder.

    28. Re:Is it just me... by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      ...Stayed away from the 2nd SE...

      how have you stayed away from the 2nd SE when it
      hasn't been released yet? It must have been tough.
      BTW, the extended edition should be coming out on Nov 18th.

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    29. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would particularly like it if Peter had made sure to include the lyrics to each and every song.

      God knows that Jackson ruined the movies by stripping out all the singing. Also, the council of elrond should have been at least an hour long.

      And I'll be pissed if Sam and Frodo don't spoon each other in the movie version of ROTK, like they do in the book.

      And what's with getting rid of peripheral, minor characters like Tom Bombadil! It's the most important part of the whole series of books, for god's sake.

    30. Re:Is it just me... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Suck it Anonymous Coward bitch.

      Becasue you're illterate, ignornat and a coward means that you skipped the poetry when you read the Clif notes in the first place.

      You want singing? Listen to 'Lords of the Rhyme,' "The orcs smoke the shwag but we got the keif."

    31. Re:Is it just me... by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

      Evev better, you can torrent it

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    32. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does. check amazon.com

    33. Re:Is it just me... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      U.S. I did the same thing, although since I work for a Time-Warner company (which owns Newline) I was able to buy the extended edition for $20... and it still came with a free pass which I used to see TTT on opening day.

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    34. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just you.

    35. Re:Is it just me... by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      and they made up for the extra space by including 4 commentaries AND 7 channel audio!

      i haven't seen the theatrical DVD, but i'm willing to bet that they used the same bit-rate for the video portion, and just shoved in a whole hell of a lot of audio to fill the space :)

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    36. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, messed that up.

      Amazon is giving out free tickets if you buy the ROTK game.

    37. Re:Is it just me... by danila · · Score: 1

      Like he will tell you if he was. But, seriously speaking, I am gonna believe you on this one, because I already saw how much can PJ maim the book in TTT. After what he did to Faramir and the Ents, removing Saruman doesn't sound like a big deal anymore...

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    38. Re:Is it just me... by Everlasting+God · · Score: 1

      Length of footage added in FotR SE: approx. 30 minutes
      Length of footage spilled onto second disc of FotR SE: approx. 30 minutes

      Change in video bitrate: 0

    39. Re:Is it just me... by Stickster · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. The audio portions (especially the commentary) use far less bitrate than the video, and in this case you have an approximately four-hour total running time spread over two discs, instead of three hours (plus) on one disc. That leaves a LOT of room for the video bitrate to be boosted. The FOTR extended DVD definitely looked better than the "early" theatrical DVD, due in part to a higher video bitrate, and I have no doubt that TTT will be the same way.

    40. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DON'T BOTHER! That torrent is over a gig, and it's almost completely useless. It's two sets of rar archives that are BROKEN**, and only 1 sample avi of decent quality that actually works, altho it's only ~7Meg. Total waste of time.

      ** Error messages:
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    41. Re:Is it just me... by the+melon · · Score: 1

      You are incorrect. Disk one of fotr theater version had about 3 hours ov vid on it. Disk 1 of the extended has 105 min(1h45m) on it and disk 2 has 123(2h3m), 20 min of witch is extended credits(these take up verry little space) So the film is evenly split, not just overflowed.

      Disk one of two towers has 107 min on it and disk 2 has 129, 20 min of witch is extended credits. And it is not just a simple re-encode of the video. Alot more time was spent getting the color corrections right and many other things.

      If you are curious what exactly has been done in the extended cuts, look here.

      FOTR
      http://www.thedigitalbits.com/reviews2/lot rfellows hip4disca.html
      TTT
      http://www.thedigitalbits.com /reviews3/lotrtwotowe rs4disca.html

  6. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    Umm, it's been known since practicaly the beginning the The Burning of the Shire would not appear in the movies.

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  7. I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Megor1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Book 6 (Second half of ROTK) would be difficult for the movie, as it's after the climax. I will be very happy to see that part covered a bit more in the extended edition DVD.

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    1. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Bame+Flait · · Score: 1, Funny

      scenes total seven minutes and is a vital component

      I think the real story here is that subject-verb agreement, a vital component of the English language, has been cut from slashdot posts.

    2. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by JayBlalock · · Score: 2, Insightful
      (sigh) Nice to see that a few people here have knowledge of filmmaking to the point of understanding that a 1:1 translation of any book to film is impossible. I'm saddened that the scene is gone too, but as PJ describes it, I can completely see why he decided to take it out.

      Just look at how many people have complained about the first act of Matrix Revolutions, since it really IS just about wrapping up the previous movie...

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    3. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      I would still like to see the scene where Gandalf breaks Saruman's staff and Wormtongue throw's the Palantir at them - that was still book 5. Don't tell me there's no Palantir!

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    4. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Darkforge · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but what's missing exactly? The shire in book 6? Or Gandalf's confrontation with Saruman and Grima? It sounds like the latter (since Brad Dourif now won't have any reason to go to the premiere either...?)

      The final Gandalf/Saruman confrontation is extremely important, and cuts the character off at the knees, IMO, without giving him a proper send-off.

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    5. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "Book 6 (Second half of ROTK) would be difficult for the movie, as it's after the climax."

      You almost grasp it. So close.

      It is after the climax of the physical action. It is not after the climax of the story.

      Tolkien knew more about literature than any 300,000 registered slashdot readers combined. I used to think that the Scouring of the Shire seemed out of place in the Lord of the Rings, but I eventually realized that Tolkien must have put it there for a reason, and if I wanted to understand the book, one place to start was figuring out why he thought that section was worth including.

      This makes me think that other pieces that were easily excised for the movie must in some way be some of the most important, for Tolkien could have just as easily left them out, but chose not to.

    6. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      I'm actually expecting to see that potentially in the SE of TTT.

      After all, I believe there are scenes from that section already included that I know... so why not that?

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    7. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Hobbex · · Score: 1


      For the six millionth time, they will not cover the scouring of the shire. They have not filmed it. It won't appear in the cinema, not on the DVD. Not anywhere.

      I must say, I admire anyone who has managed not to hear this by now...

    8. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first act of Matrix III only wrapped up the last 10 seconds of Matrix II (Neo goes into a coma). They could have easily left all of that out and spared us that pointless train station/dance club sequence that only got everyone back to where they started.

    9. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by MuParadigm · · Score: 1
      "I would still like to see the scene where Gandalf breaks Saruman's staff and Wormtongue throw's the Palantir at them - that was still book 5."

      Umm, actually, that was at the end of book three in TTT. Jackson held over a lot of material from TTT ro use in ROTK, for three reasons:


      a) ROTK, the book, is a bit shorter than the others

      b) He's leaving out quite a bit of book 6, in particular The Scouring of the Shire because it would create the effect of a second climax.

      c) He needed a climax for TTT, which was The Battle for Helm's Deep.


    10. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by cens0r · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have to agree. I always thought the two most important parts of the series are tom bombadil and the scouring of the shire. On the surface they seem like they are there for no reason, but on further examination I think Tolkien meant them to be the most important.

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    11. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Khomar · · Score: 1

      I used to think that the Scouring of the Shire seemed out of place in the Lord of the Rings, but I eventually realized that Tolkien must have put it there for a reason

      SPOILER ALERT

      This is why I am disappointed that these scenes will not at least appear on the DVD. The Scouring of the Shire was actually my favorite part of the books. It really wrapped up the story of Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo. It showed more fully the sacrifices made in a very bittersweet way -- especially as you see Frodo, who risked so much to save the Shire, relegated to a side-note among his own people. Merry and Pippin, who really did not contribute much (with the possible exception of Merry) to the overall victory.

      And this is where I see the movies as a departure from the books. The books were really about four hobbits who helped change the world. Aragorn was a major character, but the story really wasn't about him. In the movies, however, Aragorn has really taken center stage. Now, I do not mind the change, and I am a huge fan of the movies. However, this change in philosophy is certainly evident in the omission of the Scouring.

      However, this is purely conjecture. I certainly hope that the movie does not end in Gondor, and even if no Scouring occurs, I feel it is necessary to conclude the story in the Shire. Afterall, Sam needs to marry Rose!

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    12. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by WatertonMan · · Score: 4, Funny
      a) ROTK, the book, is a bit shorter than the others

      No, no, no. It just has endless appendices (sp?) that no one reads.

      I hear that the SSE (super-super-extended) version has these, the scouring of the shire, and Bombadil in. Yes, the endless genealogy tables are there, read by Ian McKellan. So for those of you who tremble when you hear your preacher read the genealogies in the Book of Numbers, now you can be relieved to know that the full edition of Lord of the Rings is here. Yeah it drags in a few places and putting every damn song in a foreign language back in seems an odd directorial choice. But it's there.

      Be happy.

    13. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Mr_Huber · · Score: 1


      d) Chronology. Much of book 4 overlaps with book 5 chronologically. Since Jackson is cutting back and forth between characters in approximate realtime, it would be difficult to have Frodo and Sam get too much beyond their encounter with Farimir without getting into the events of the third movie. In particular, the sunset at the crossroads and certain activities at Minus Morgul would be very difficult to cut together.

      e) Pacing the third movie. Frodo and Sam have very little to do in book six before the climax of the quest (chapter 3).

      All in all, it makes sense to end the second movie where it did.

    14. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by KILNA · · Score: 1

      You're saying a man who invented complex ficticious languages and cultures for his own personal amusement is incapable of creating extra complexity in a written work just for the sake of it?

      Do you think there is a neccessary deep hidden meaning in every detail of his writing, or is it possible that Tolkien wrote so much because it amused him to do so? I think the complexity of Tolkien's work speaks more to his interest in his own imaginings than any sort of literary high-ground.

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    15. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      One of the appendices ended up in The Two Towers.

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    16. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping the battle for the Shire will show up in "The Hobbit". Both tales can be narrated by Merry and Pippin (Frodo and Sam having been long gone).

      They could even include an argument between Merry and Pippin regarding whether to tell the "sanitized" version (which concealed the ring) or the "unsanitized" version.

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    17. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by mwillis · · Score: 1

      It showed more fully the sacrifices made in a very bittersweet way -- especially as you see Frodo, who risked so much to save the Shire, relegated to a side-note among his own people. Merry and Pippin, who really did not contribute much (with the possible exception of Merry) to the overall victory.


      My understanding is that Tolkein was writing about the homecoming experience of many sad WWI veterans. (He saw many friends killed in this war).

    18. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by bmdean · · Score: 1

      I know what you're talking about. But it's also a thing you need to see at the last of book 6 where they leave for the Grey Havens and even before that where everyone in the Fellowship splits up and goes there way, i.e. Aragorn back to Gondor. bmdean

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    19. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      "Do you think there is a neccessary deep hidden meaning in every detail of his writing, or is it possible that Tolkien wrote so much because it amused him to do so?"

      I can't rule it out. But over the time it took him to write Lord of the Rings he could have popped out a dozen Adventures in Middle Earth novels if he had wanted to. That suggests (but does not prove) he wrote carefully and deliberately. We know he did write a lot of history and mythology of Middle Earth to amuse himself, but he didn't publish it.

      Sure, there may be a lot of unimportant bits, but I won't dismiss something as unimportant without first considering that it may be there for a reason.

    20. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Incidently, I heard LOTR on a books-on-CD thing (56 disks... took MUCH longer than reading it...) and they included the 'Annals of the kings and rulers' at the end. I've never red much of the appendices to ROTK, but this was really cool. The back story of Gondor and Rohan (back to the Numenoreans), the story of Helm Hammerhand, etc. were pretty cool.

      I've always said that it wasn't the story that made LOTR so good (fallen king destroys evil and becomes king again is an ancient story), it was all the back stories/history. The thousands of years of history make the relatively short War of the Rings so interesting. (The war being of course caused by much of that backhistory).

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    21. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scouring showed the maturation that Pippin and Merry and Sam had gone through.

      Looking at the soundtrack titles, I think the following items conceivably relate to book 6 (Scenes from the soundtrack album might be composited from various scenes in the movie so there may not be a one-to-one correlation):

      4. The White Tree -- in the courtyard of the halls of the stewards, but also Gandalf's revelation of a sapling to Aragorn, if Jackson included that scene.
      12. Ash and Smoke -- Frodo and Sam in Mordor?
      16. The End of All Things -- Frodo and Sam @ Mt. Doom.
      17. The Return of the King -- coronation scene?
      18. The Grey Havens -- the end of the book.
      19. Into The West -- probably for the closing credits, would follow up on the theme of the Grey Havens.

    22. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      I have thought quite a bit about LOTR Trilogy (who here hasn't).

      It really seems to me that Hobbits are outside of the normal realms of luck. I like to think that most of the races in Tolkien's world are somewhat tightly bound to do that which is their destiny, yet Hobbits seem capable of forging their own destiny's and truly changing the world.

      Hobbits seem to have some special place in Tolkien's world that no other race fits in. This whole idea of Hobbits being more capable of changing the world is further supported by the fact that Sauron never really saw the Hobbits coming until it was to late. Sauron is supposedly a king manipulator. Humans, Elves, and Dwarves all got rings, but not Hobbits. Hobbits were never tainted by the "rings" as gifts. You can go on and on showing how Hobbits stick out like a sore thumb as a race. I always admired how this aspect of Hobbits is very subtly woven into the story.

      I suppose any of the Heros in the story could really have been considered "able to change the future", but the Hobbits always seem to be in the right place and the right time with just the right tool to stab the enemy in the side when they least expect it.

      Something to think about :)

      Jeremy

    23. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Alienation+Capitalis · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The problem with these movies is that while they do a good job of captuing all the action and adventure of the books, they have sacrificed the greater underlying epic themes. This is the end of the third age, the Elves have finally decided to abandon the world they share with the other races. The greatest of the Elvish powers are destroyed with the one ring, and with that they loose their havens of Lothlorien and rivendell.

      The greatness of the men of Numenor which was gained from association with the elves of the Blessed Relm (Noldor etc.) is fading, and Aragorn is just a distant echo of how great they were. Soon all in Middle Earth will loose its direct associations the Blessed Relm.

      This massive change is underlying all that is going on, giving a bitter-sweet taste of loss to the story. The scouring of the Shire is central to this. The Hobbits must learn to stand without the protection of the Valor and those who undertake their works. Every thing Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin go through leads to this point. They return from death and fire with the maturity to save themselves without help from those wiser and greater.

      To leave the scouring of the shire out of the movies, while logical from a film making standpoint (expecially given how the films have to the story to this point) is a tragic ommission, and really amplifies the sacrafices that have been made to the story in order to make the movies. While I personally enjoyed the movies I could not help but cringe when Aragorn behaves like a thug towards Frodo when meeting him, when Arwen replaces Glorfindel at the river, when Gandalf hugs Frodo or when Faramir takes Frodo out of his caves as a prisoner.

      And what the hell were those elves doing at helm's Deep??

      The BBC radio play does a much better job of telling the story. Check it out some time.

    24. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      The problem is that this is alluded to in the first film, when Frodo gazes into the mirror. Sam is also carrying an item which is skipped over in the movies, but has a part in the final climax. I'll wait for the extended DVD, so I can see the "making of" and get an idea of what kind of contraints Jackson was up against.

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    25. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you have read so much and still spell so poorly?

    26. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. And why did they have to inflate Liv Tylers character from "extra" to "starring role". A romantic interlude between Aragorn and Tom Bombadil would have kept the audience at the edge of their seats!

    27. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by El · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I was skeptical about the movies to begin with, because my my rough calculations it would take at least 10 hours per book to include most of the detail of the books. So _any_ movie adaptation is going to disappoint those who loved the books. I'm suprised they've done as well as they have...

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    28. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tolkien knew more about literature than any 300,000 registered slashdot readers combined.


      That's nice. How much did he know about writing screenplays?
    29. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      Oh, Jackson's done a fantastic job. And I have no doubt that ROTK will rock my world as well. I get massively annoyed by these fanboys who appear to think that Tolkien is somehow "above" film adaptation, and even though it's perfectly fine to fold, spindle, or mutilate any OTHER book to make it into a movie, LOTR must be 100% literal or not exist at all. Riiiiiiiiiigh-t.

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    30. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by drfireman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's easy to mistakenly believe that anyone who criticized a divergence from the books thinks movies (or at least these movies) should be literal translations of the original sources. I think that far more often, the criticism is simply that among the enormous numer of translation decisions the filmmaker has to make, one or two were errors. I have zero knowledge of filmmaking, but it only takes a miniscule bit of common sense to appreciate that books can't generally be made into films by 1:1 translation.

      I think Peter Jackson overall has exhibited a mind bogglingly deft touch in adapting material to which many people feel very close. But legitimate criticism is possible, even if there's no obvious way to solve certain problems. It's hard to believe Jackson doesn't himself have some reservations about the various cuts of the films. But you can't tinker forever, and you can't go back and work material into movies that have already been released.

      In this case, I suspect if he could go back and adjust things a bit, he'd find a way to squeeze the confrontation scene into the second movie, at least into the extended version. It has a worthwhile dramatic impact in the book, and it can be included while still omitting the later shire scenes. It facilitates a potentially very cinematic scene later with the palantir, and gives both Lee and Dourif more screen time. Functionally, it brings Saruman's role in the movie to what feels to me like a more decisive (or at least more personal) end. I can imagine places for cuts, too, but that's another discussion.

    31. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Lehk228 · · Score: 1
      a 1:1 translation of any book to film is impossible
      You haven't watched the Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy Movie It is pretty much Line by line from the book series, it's long as hell too, 1:1 translations are possible, just not very interesting
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    32. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "And what the hell were those elves doing at helm's Deep??"

      dying.

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    33. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Don't loose your insightfulness when you losen your fear of spelling.

    34. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, Informatif.

    35. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      Actually Bombadill IS a pointless interlude, unless you count it being where Merry gets the sword that is able to fell the Witch King. Bombadill is a throwback to more of a children's story element, one of the things Tolkien was moving away from more and more in writing the books. The scouring, however, is key. It's the classic Campbell ending: the mythical hero loses the ability to return to the home he started out to save, because he's changed too much. It's the heart of thre story: some wounds cannot be wholly healed. If they were cutting stuff to make the story workable as a movie, I wouldn't mind. But they are cutting stuff to be replaced by cliched drek. That's a no sell for me.

    36. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Oh, Jackson's done a fantastic job. And I have no doubt that ROTK will rock my world as well. I get massively annoyed by these fanboys who appear to think that Tolkien is somehow "above" film adaptation, and even though it's perfectly fine to fold, spindle, or mutilate any OTHER book to make it into a movie, LOTR must be 100% literal or not exist at all. Riiiiiiiiiigh-t.

      I'll tell you this much: :)

      I slogged through FOTR and still put it down before getting to the end. I found it to be the driest, most boring read I'd ever struggled with. (I actually intend to give the series another shot after ROTK) But I remember some parts of the book that were annoyingly long and particularly boring.

      Jackson has taken those parts of the book and turned them into very exciting heart-pounding scenes. I didn't think much of the confrontation between Strider, the Hobbits, and the wraiths (I forget what they're called). I thought it was really really really boring. And the way Frodo was poisoned and turning into one of them just drug on and on and on. Man. Like this post. But in the movie, I was at the edge of my seat, terrified like I've never been watching a movie. I have to say that Jackson has definitely got his work cut out for him, but that he's doing a splendid job. Of course, I didn't read the whole series, but I am fairly adequate at identifying scenes that look blatantly hollywoodly boner scenes (added, not present in the book, for no discernible reason), and it doesn't appear that there are that many of them. All in all, while it's a sure bet Jackson is making small modifications to the subplots and probably dropping some entirely, what can you expect?

      You're absolutely right that it's very difficult to take a book and make a movie out of it. There are atrocious examples of hollywood taking books and turning them into whatever movie they intended to make (Starship Troopers, although I did enjoy it a lot) and just using the notoriety and familiarity of the author to brand and sell the movie (any given Stephen King movie). But Jackson is doing something that is divorced from all of that, and he is really adding his own touch to LOTR, and I, for one, welcome our new LOTR overlords.

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    37. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      You haven't watched the Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy Movie It is pretty much Line by line from the book series, it's long as hell too, 1:1 translations are possible, just not very interesting

      What, they already released a movie they just started filming?

      Besides that, you *are* familiar with the compleat history of the hitchhiker's series, right? You know, how it originally started as a radio show, then was made into a book, then a tv series, then an Infocom adventure game (I might have the sequence off a little bit). How it was completely changed with each new adaptation of a story that was originally written one week at a time? You know about this, right? So, not only is a literal translation of the book *not* expected, it's also *not* wanted.

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    38. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no. It just has endless appendices (sp?) that no one reads.

      I beg to differ. I still haven't finished a single LOTRs book, but read the appendices. Reason is the appendices are easier to read than the books. The appendices are written in modern English, whereas the books are written in a cross between Middle English and Tolkien/fantasy. I just can't keep track of who's who and what's what, but the appendices make it all clear. I'd advice anyone trying to read the LOTR books to read those first.

    39. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Something to think about :)

      A summary of the post:

      Watch out for the little fuckers. They'll get you every time.

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    40. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      The greatest of the Elvish powers are destroyed with the one ring, and with that they loose their havens of Lothlorien and rivendell.

      In all fairness to Peter Jackson, even TOLKEIN didn't really do a good job of fitting all that in to LoTR. Most of that you get as backstory in the APPENDIX, and in subsequently released "history texts" like the Silmarillion. In the mainline text of the 3 novels, Tolkein showed that the elves are going to have to leave middle earth and head over the sea, but the reader has no real clue why. When I first read it as a 12-year old kid, that really annoyed me. It angered me that the author decided I, the reader, wasn't allowed to have a happy ending and so he had to throw in this exodus of elves for (what appeared at the time to be) no apparent reason. That the ring's destruction is the cause of this (and that thusly the elves are making a *BIG* sacrifice in allowing it to be destroyed) is not known to the reader from just reading the main text straight through.
      Had Tolkien covered that angle better, then it would have transformed that aspect of the story from a pointless moment of angst into the moment of quiet heroism and sacrifice it was supposed to be.

      It's like the encounter with Tom Bombadil. I'm *glad* Jackson cut that part. It was an ugly wart on the side of the story who's only purpose was to make it take longer to get to Bree. It was Frodo who saved the group from the Barrow-downs by fighting (an aspect they should NOT have cut, because without it Frodo looks like more of a wuss who never stands up and fights) All Bombadil really did was just guide them direction-wise when they were a little lost and couldn't find the road.

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    41. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      No, no, no. It just has endless appendices (sp?) that no one reads.

      No. The entire 6-book series ends with an appendix that refers to the whole seres. That it ended up bound in the third volume is a decision that came AFTER the text was written and fully edited. It was a publishing decision to divide the story into three volumes. So *YES* the third volume is in fact shorter (book 5 and book 6). The appendix is not part of the the Return of the King - it's part of the entire series, physically stuck into the last volume because that's where there was room for it while keeping a similar page count for all three volumes.

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    42. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      All in all, it makes sense to end the second movie where it did.

      Agreed - but it makes no sense to leave off any sort of "end" for such a main character as Sarumon. The scouring of the Shire would not be necessary for Sarumon to have some kind of ending. Just showing the scene where he parleys with the group and tosses down the Palantir would have been enough. There are many cases where it makes sense why the movies had to do things differently than the books - especially in pacing and timing (in the books battles that last days are described tersely in a few pages. In movie form they have to take up more screen time or they don't feel to the audience like they are big battles.) But, this is NOT such a case. In BOTH movie and book form, you shouldn't introduce a character, give him a lot of development time, and then never wrap-up his part in the story in any way.

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    43. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Not a good example. It began life as a radio script. They just staged that script with minor edits.

      The books, conversely, diverge quite a lot from the scripted version.

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    44. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The Scouring of the Shire is perfectly in place, you are right there - but that doesn't mean Tolkein always made that decision correctly. Tom Bombadil was totally out of place plotwise and should not have been part of the story. Also, It was a Very Bad Idea for Tolkein to insert all those long song lyrics when in book form you don't get them with any accompanying music so they just look like tedious poetry - especially since they referred to events and people the reader had no clue about. Much of what happened in LOTR seemed like randomness because the reasons it's happening are embedded in a history of the world that the reader wasn't privy to.

      The Scouring of the Shire is in place as the climax because LoTR is not a story about battles and armies. It's a story about the ending of the age of magic and the starting of the age of "normalcy" - and the "de-magicking" of the hobbits' home is the part he focused on. The transition as they were going to become more human-like and less "hobbity" was visible to the reader in that part, both as the show of how much the 4 main hobbits had changed, and the final trailing off as the ones touched by the ring all feel like they aren't part of this less magic, more mundane world anymore and they have to leave just like the elves did.

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    45. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't say there aren't legitimate gripes to be maad. I was personally annoyed with the Arwen Dream Sequence in TTT. But if you read the comments further down this thread, you see a lot of people who seem to regard FOTR as being akin to the Bible, and any defilement of it as utter sacriledge.

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    46. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Alienation+Capitalis · · Score: 1
      In the the Fellowship of the Ring both Elrond and Galadriel both discuss the fact at different points that there is uncertainty about the fate of the Elvish rings when the One is destroyed. They both go on to say that they believe that the power of the Elvish rings will pass and all that they have created and maintained with those rings will fade and vanish.

      The fact is that the books are not at all like a movie, pandering to popular sentiment, leaving the viewer with a nice warm fuzzy feeling at the end. The LOTR and the Silmarillion were based on Epics such as the Ring Cycle, and traditionally in an Epic although the protagonists overcome there is great sacrifice in the achievment. Sorry no warm fuzzy, but at least it will leave you thinking, wondering about what it is to struggle and make sacrifices.

      You also mistake the importance of bombadil, he is a strong reminder that they are stepping out of the comfortable, entering into events and places that are strange beyond the limited imaginings of the rustic Hobbits. Powerful too, for no one can master Tom but himself.

      This aside bambadil is part of a greater thread in LOTR, and this is the hint of things unknown, Tolkien is a master of this, he uses hints and fragments of the elder days with amazing skill to create a world that has so much more depth than most writers can conjure. Sure you can track down this information by reading the appendixes and the Silmarillion, but you dont need to. Once again it is something that will leave you thinking and pondering, using your own imagination to create things and fill in gaps. Tolkien's work will give you the gift of creativity if you will let it.

    47. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I'm sure talking to you a lot in this article. :)

      The books, conversely, diverge quite a lot from the scripted version.

      To add to that, Douglas Adams even said that he took some liberties with the books because it was a different medium, and it was possible to do things in the books that it wasn't possible to do on the Radio. I get the feeling he didn't have much to do with the TV series, because he doesn't talk about it much, other than to say that it roughly follows the first 6 episodes of the radio show. He did take part in the Infocom adventure game, and again he points out that while it only bore a slight resemblance to the original story, it was possible (necessary!) to do things that will never be possible to do with books or radio. I would expect a movie adaptation to more closely resemble the TV series than anything else, since this adaptation has already been partially done, and as you pointed out, all the script writing is done. Of course, they need to turn the scripts into a screenplay and then film and had special effects and crap, which is exactly what moviemaking is. :)

      I'd do a star trek comparison, actually. There's lots of stuff that goes on in the books that wouldn't even be possible to do in a movie or a tv show. That doesn't make the books better or worse, because we already know that books require the reader to give a certain amount to the interpretation, and neither movies nor tv ask anything of the viewer except time.

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    48. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bombadil was left out of the movie in part because the Ring does not affect him. (Personally I think the omission of that longish segment was a good move.) Jackson is really trying to hammer home The-Ring-Is-Ultimate-All-Consuming-Evil in these films.. witness Gandalf's reaction to the briefest touch of the ring, where in the book, he tosses it into the fire by hand to no ill effect.

      The only change that's REALY irked me so far (although this C. Lee news is not great) has been Faramir dragging Frodo back to Osgiliath. (Again, the ring's evil is amplified) That strikes me as a fundamental shift in his nature. Apparently they did that to give Faramir's character more of a "journey". (They seem to want that for all the characters.. which perhaps helps explain early Aragorn's "thug" behaviour as you describe)

      They are really going for satisfying cinematic experience, not perfect novel plot accuracy... although no expense has been spared at making all the details of Middle Earth authentic. Personally I've been more than thrilled with the job they've done so far, and have tremendous faith that I will love their treatment of RotK. It's a pity about Mr. Lee though, he's obviously quite upset about it, and I don't blame him. You'd think they could find a few minutes for the palantir encounter.

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    49. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      The thing I'm most concerned about with the HHG movie is that they try to translate the book too literally. There are two great aspects of the book; the character interaction and the narative. DA's description of even everyday objects makes the book so entertaining and funny. It's nigh-on impossible to translate that sort of thing into a movie.

    50. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      as it's after the climax It's about time people started to add more of a denoument to movies again. By providing that closing context it can make a movie much much deeper and lingering.

      I think the scouring of the shire should be included - not out of loyalty to the book but because it would improve the film.

      But then I thought both films were pretty dull anyway. Ho hum.

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    51. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by VVrath · · Score: 1
      just using the notoriety and familiarity of the author to brand and sell the movie (any given Stephen King movie).

      I'd say The Green Mile is the exception that proves that rule - fantastic book, and an equally good film.

    52. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by bonius_rex · · Score: 1

      I Disagree
      Bombadil was Elrond's first choice to be the ringbearer, but he wouldn't concern himself with the affairs of the world outside his woods. I think this is (admittedly a minor) foreshadowing of the Ents, and thier desire not be involved in the war.

    53. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that - some books I've read I've thought would be simple to translate to a movie... then the scriptwriters change the whole thing so even if you read the book, you are surprised at the end. The Bone Collector is a prime example.

      I've also thought the Red Dragon series (Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal) would translate well to film, and for the most part, that series has. Again, certain liberties were taken by scriptwriters to surprise the audience. Hannibal itself had to be toned down just to avoid an NC17 or worse rating... if you've read the book, you know why - the graphic mutilations, pigs trained to eat humans - it's pretty extreme. Not the most violent I've ever read, but pretty darn close.

    54. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Chelloveck · · Score: 1
      I slogged through FOTR and still put it down before getting to the end. I found it to be the driest, most boring read I'd ever struggled with.

      Ah, that's only because you've never read TTT. Now, that is certainly the driest, most boring read imaginable. Never could make it through that one, myself.

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    55. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by tackaberry · · Score: 1

      I have always enjoyed the books and have read them all several times.

      I have to say that watching the movies has rejuvenated my interest in the books as well; not to mention also prompting my younger nephews to pick up the books themselves.

      As far as the films go, sure they're are omissions and changes, but I have been more than satisfied with them, especially the extended version of FOTR, and I'm looking forward to TTT next week.

      I will always prefer a book to the film version. But given the general quality of films these days, Peter Jackson's adaptation stands head-and-shoulders above other movies.

      The books are great books. The films are great films. It is not perfect, but I imagine vastly better than if someone else hakced it up.

      I applaud Peter Jackson, and everyone involved in creating these awesome movies. I also applaud Tolkien for creating such an awesome world.

      With that said, I look forward to re-watching and re-reading both the films and the books in years to come.

    56. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      He took it out because he's a fucking faggot who can't resist putting things in to get a hard on. OK, leave in the elf totty, but cut that ass bandit Faramir, for fuck's sake, nobody likes him.

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    57. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      But you can't tinker forever, and you can't go back and work material into movies that have already been released.

      Unless, of course, you're George Lucas.

    58. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Grab · · Score: 1

      Forget dying, one of them was surfing on a shield! That's got to be somewhere on the "gratuitous use of effects" deathlist.

      Grab.

    59. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      when Arwen replaces Glorfindel at the river

      Funny, I thought this was brilliant. It introduced a character who will turn out to be important while removing one that was pointless.

    60. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      The fact is that the books are not at all like a movie, pandering to popular sentiment, leaving the viewer with a nice warm fuzzy feeling at the end.

      You are misunderstanding the complaint I had had. For one thing, do remember that I stated that it was a complaint I had had BACK WHEN I WAS A KID. Also, it wasn't JUST that it was a depressing end that bothered me, but that it was a depressing end WITHOUT enough context to make it clear WHY. It felt like it was depressing just for the heck of it. In a book of thousands of small-print pages, a brief exchange by some characters one sixth of the way through is not enough to establish a major plot element, or even make it stick in your memory the first time you read the story (which, remember, is what I was talking about - the first time I read it). It's information that is really important to reveal to the reader, and yet it doesn't get enough time spent on it, instead that time is wasted on freakin' song lyrics that are disconnected from anything in the story. (So, NO, Peter Jackson is not doing anything new by wasting time on less important elements of the story. The original did the same thing, but in a different way. That said, it's STILL a great epic story. It's just told in a bad way.)

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    61. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Alienation+Capitalis · · Score: 1
      What can I say? Back when I was a kid and reading the LOTR one of the major things I picked up was that the Elves would lose no matter what the outcome, but that they clearly believed that the destruction of the ring and thus Sauron was essential.

      a brief exchange by some characters one sixth of the way through

      I am supprised that you find the council of both Elrond and Galadriel brief exchanges, for me these are turning points in the story when much is revealed, as a kid I payed attention to them.


      My point is that the story is not depressing just for the heck of it, it is written in a modern style about an epic tale. Epics do have elements of loss and sorrow because they have a greater morale or philosophical point to bring home. To address this in the context of you being a child, it is not a children's story and hardly the fault of the author if you, not being the target audience, lacked the maturity to grasp the point.

    62. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought the two most important parts of the series are tom bombadil and the scouring of the shire. [...]I think Tolkien meant them to be the most important.

      Bollocks. JRR put TB in because daughter(s) wanted it. He was aware TB didn't fit.

    63. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      I am supprised that you find the council of both Elrond and Galadriel brief exchanges

      I'm surprised by that too, since I never said it. I said that the mention of how the elves will have to leave when the ring ends was brief. The long text about the Council covered more than that point (which got very minor billing compared to the strategic discussions of what to do about the ring.)

      lacked the maturity to grasp the point.

      To grasp a point, it must actually be communicated to you.

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    64. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Alienation+Capitalis · · Score: 1
      You are reaching.

      I believe that the fate of the elves was well communicated given the format of the story. I mentioned the council of Galadriel and Elrond refering to conversations held with them, not the specific council discussion. Both Elrond and Galadriel confide their beliefs in Frodo quietly, not proclaiming them to the world. To do otherwise would be against their nature no matter how convienient it would be for conveying plot elements.

      a brief exchange by some characters one sixth of the way through is not enough to establish a major plot element

      The fate of the elves is brought up a number of times, and contrary to what you seem to be saying they are poignant moments. I reiterate: These are intelligent books designed for people who are prepared to think about the story, not those who want it all hand feed. Your complaint is baseless

    65. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      I reiterate: These are intelligent books designed for people who are prepared to think about the story, not those who want it all hand feed.

      Translation: "I'm exactly the sort of pompous ass that people stereotype all Tolkien fans as being."

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    66. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by Alienation+Capitalis · · Score: 1
      shall I let you have the last remark? .... nah.

      You know you have lost when you have to make it personal.

    67. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      You know you have lost when you have to make it personal.

      Agreed. You seem to be blissfully ignorant of the fact that YOU made it personal first.

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    68. Re:I never expected to see anything from book 6 by InfoVore · · Score: 1

      And what the hell were those elves doing at helm's Deep??

      Elves? I thought those guys were the Vulcan Olympic Archery Team.

      You know a movie has jumped the shark when they put up a serious scene and you reflexively think "How is Picard going to get them out of this one?"

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  8. Given the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That you haven't read Lord of the Rings, I demand you get off Slashdot now. Next you'll be saying "Star Trek? What's that?"

    1. Re:Given the fact by bluethundr · · Score: 1

      Next you'll be saying "Star Trek? What's that?"

      I recently took a programming class at NYU. The class was pretty evenly divided between older and younger students. By some strange roundabout of discussion the topic of Star Trek came up. Of the several people who were under 20 not a single one had ANY idea what the fuck we were talking about. They were all like "Star Trek? What's that?" I was literally astounded, simply blown away by that.

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    2. Re:Given the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this kind of cultural ignorance is bound to be rampant now that we've let the chinks in.

      Goddamn gooks.

    3. Re:Given the fact by dunstan · · Score: 1

      Next you'll be claiming that emacs is only an editor ...

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    4. Re:Given the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, which is it? Chinks or gooks? Ya fucking wop...

      The term WOP was a turn of (the last as in 20th) Century to describe a "new wave" of immigrants primarily from Italy. The term stood for "With Out Papers", meaning illegally immigrated but for some reason only applied to Italians at the time. I see no indication of the parent poster's ethnicity, save that he is not likely Asian, (seeing as he is derogatory towards Asians, using insulting names for said).

      Of course, the current wave of immigration is mainly from Latin America and Asia. Many of whom, immigrate "With Out Papers" and so might just as logically be known as "WOPs" (though the term is almost never used to describe anyone but Italians, due to common usage). I think it more likely that this Xenophobic parent poster is a WASP or "White Anglo Saxton Protestant", the predominating ethnic majority prior to either of the two major waves of immigration this century. FYI.

  9. Sign the petition by baximus · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you want Lee's character back, SIGN THE PETITION!

    1. Re:Sign the petition by sweede · · Score: 1

      oh ya, that'll work real good.

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    2. Re:Sign the petition by EvilFrog · · Score: 1

      Especially considering they've probably already started having it duplicated to send to theatres...

      I've never understood the point of starting petitions that don't have even the slightest chance of having any effect.

    3. Re:Sign the petition by Yorrike · · Score: 1
      Look. The premiere is on the 1st of December in Wellington. According to New Zealand media and a few people I know who work in and around Weta, PJ has wanted to make small changes to parts of the movie, but it's too late, as New Line is taking it in sections to be printed.

      That was the buzz two weeks ago, so if you think a petition has a shit show of changing something that's already happened, you are badly out of luck.

      What surprises me is the fact that Christopher Lee is having such a hissy fit over the whole thing. "<whineyVoice>Uh, since they cut my scene I'm not going to the premiere anymore! Ngya!</whineyVoice> Grow up, you ancient old man!

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    4. Re:Sign the petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why do you FUCKING LAZY internet nerds insist on patronizing "petitiononline.com"? Name ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE where this loser site has made ANY difference at ALL.

      PJ will not even LOOK at this assinine crap. Petitiononline is a FUCKING JOKE.

    5. Re:Sign the petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Petitiononline works! The people who own it get TONS of moolah from the advertising. Oh, that's not what it's for? Coulda fooled me!

    6. Re:Sign the petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF!

      Someone start a petition to get Slashdot to ban the Anonymous Cowards!

  10. No Sharky, eh? by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does the end make sense without Sharky? Only in Hollywood-world.

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    1. Re:No Sharky, eh? by SoVeryWrong · · Score: 4, Informative

      Scouring of the Shire has been out for a while...
      The part they're talking about is when Gandalf goes to Isengard and breaks Saruman's staff. That's gone from the theatrical release (which really should have been at the end of TTT, but wasn't).

    2. Re:No Sharky, eh? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      When I read the books, that was one of my favorite scenes. I always felt that it would make for a very dramatic scene on film, showing just how great Gandalf's power had become and just how far Saruman had fallen from the grace of the Valar.

      Of course, I also thought the Scouring of the Shire was one of the most important scenes in the books. ...and I also think the Silmarillion would make a nice TV series. But that's just me. ;)

  11. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by Ethan+Butterfield · · Score: 1

    Actually, the entire "Scouring of the Shire" part was never going to be in the movie from the get-go. What they're talking about here is the aftermath of the Battle of Isengard, where Saruman and Wormtongue are thrown out of Orthanc, and Wormtongue throws the palantir at the Fellowship.

  12. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by brownaroo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So I'm guessing that the classic ending of the series back in the Shire is going to be nixed completely? Fuckers. Illiterate, exploitative mother-fuckers.

    Sadley Yes, this was said ages ago (I think perhaps somewhere on the 1st Special Eddition DVD)

  13. Peter Jackson has lost the Tao. by F34nor · · Score: 2, Informative

    The fact that he now appears to belive his own bullshit regarding The lord of the Rings means that he has lost the Tao and gained some hubris.

    Remeber that he made a movie about not beliving your own bullshit called "Heavenly Creatures" which makes it not the least bit ironic.

    1. Re:Peter Jackson has lost the Tao. by stereoroid · · Score: 1

      Heavenly Creatures is a great movie, but its dark legacy will live on for years to come: this is where the evil Winslet was first inflicted on us!

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  14. Maybe this is because . . . by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . SCO threatened to sue New Line Cinema over unlicensed depictions of their proprietary method of using evil to dominate the world.

    1. Re:Maybe this is because . . . by Blue+Master · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought Microsoft had prior art on that one...

    2. Re:Maybe this is because . . . by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that you sir, are a genious. But then I saw that your username is EmCeeHawking, and it's quite evident that you indeed are. I love all of your work, by the way. Especially "All My Shootin's Be Drivebys" and "F*ck the Creationists"

    3. Re:Maybe this is because . . . by El · · Score: 1

      Yes, they licensed it from IBM in the 80's, then sublicensed it to SCO... then IBM turned from the dark side to the light side, but their past has come back to haunt them!

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    4. Re:Maybe this is because . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should sue WETA for their massive Linux cluster.

    5. Re:Maybe this is because . . . by ChrisK077 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has the rights on evilly dominating the world. SCO only has the rights on depicting evil world domination. Hope that makes it clearer.

  15. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by naktekh · · Score: 1, Interesting

    And it's Peter Jackson's film, not yours.

    He has every right to edit the film as he sees fit. He didn't think the sequences worked in the context of ROTK, so he cut them.

    They'll wind up on the extended DVD. BTW, everyone seems to ignore the fact that Brad Dourif's scenes as Wormtongue were also cut.

  16. how can the cut Saruman? by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that'd be like cutting Eomer or whatever that Rohan chick's name is! a "minor" character that is totally important. Saruman only is half way responsible for the war, and invades the shire! let me guess? they'll leave out how Frodo &c have to liberate the shire from "sharkey" and his goons like Bill Farney? God damned Hollywood sucks.

    1. Re:how can the cut Saruman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      his goons like Bill Farney

      I don't understand how you can be so disappointed over not seeing a character whose name YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!

    2. Re:how can the cut Saruman? by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Or leaving out Tom Bombadil. Shit, without Tom Bombadil the whole thing actually seems to mean something.

    3. Re:how can the cut Saruman? by yourmom16 · · Score: 1
      that'd be like cutting Eomer or whatever that Rohan chick's name is!

      Its Eowyn not Eomer; Eomer is her brother

      Saruman only is half way responsible for the war, and invades the shire!

      Not really, he is attacking Rohan, but the main invasion is in Gondor, and the war would have happened without Saruman. I don't see how Saruman is as responsible for the war as Sauron is.

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    4. Re:how can the cut Saruman? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Eomer is a chick's name in Irish folklore.

      and if Saruman hadn't held up Gandalf, things would have turned out differently. Frodo could have gotten away. The Nine wouldn't have been so close on his trail. He wouldn't have gotten stabbed (atleast not so early on). Saruman's army was more bad-ass than the standard Goblins of Sauron's army. Sauron just had more diverse forces. Besides, colaborators are culpable. just like ww2.

  17. Wookies Ewoks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as they don't change the story completely by putting in ewoks instead of wookies.... oops wrong movie..

  18. Saruman who, again? :) by isomeme · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think this stinks, too, but I can see where it might make sense to drop Saruman for this movie if the only other choice was to drop something else. After all, once his army is defeated at Helm's Deep and his factories are trashed by the Ents, he's pretty much out of the picture as a major player in the war. Resolution (as Tolkien wrote it) would be nice, but I can't say this is an especially heinous cut.

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    1. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, I would see a lot of merit in what you say, except that Peter Jackson, in the second film, injected a lot of really dumb, really boring bull that wasn't in the book at the expense of the better material. I'm not saying this on purist grounds that it needs to be word for word perfect adaptation of the book, for instance I thought they made completley the right move by ditching Tom Bombadil. But when good material that people would like is cut for a bunch of standard romance novel calibre scenes involving a stupid love story take precedence, I no longer think it's my kind of movie. Fine for some, not my thing anymore, shame though, because it stated being my kind of thing with the first film :)

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    2. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by Angram · · Score: 1

      Quite agreed. I remember how psyched I was to see the first one - ended up seeing it at noon the day it came out (first showing at my local theater). At this point, I'm not even all that interested on seeing it ROTK on HBO. I'll probably just see it to keep my friend happy (if I didn't, he'd flip out).

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    3. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well.. saruman doesn't matter from the perspective of the war anymore at that point.

      however.. he matters a great deal from the perspective of the shire, and shire is why frodo is on his journey. but it seems that story is already cut fromm it(which is sad, because the ending is quite moody and shows how the hobbits had grown during their journey), so just showing what happens to saruman doesn't matter all that much(and could be just as well be told in one comment by gandalf or somebody else).

      frankly if i had been doing the films i would have covered the part of the story that is in ttt in half a movie(and so had more time for rotk), as it would have been easiest because not too much happens in ttt afterall(that couldn't be told by quite quickly).

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    4. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'll probably just see it to keep my friend happy (if I didn't, he'd flip out).

      It's called a COCK.

    5. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by angryelephant · · Score: 1

      Even without his armies and factories he is still a wizard and thats saying something. Gandalf has no factories nor armies but he is instrumental in the war against Sauron. Its slipshod to just end his role with the Ents tossing rocks at Isengard.

    6. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by LineNoiz · · Score: 0

      I think this stinks, too, but I can see where it might make sense to drop Saruman for this movie if the only other choice was to drop something else. After all, once his army is defeated at Helm's Deep and his factories are trashed by the Ents, he's pretty much out of the picture as a major player in the war. Resolution (as Tolkien wrote it) would be nice, but I can't say this is an especially heinous cut.

      I'd have no problem with PJ cutting him out if it was him or something else. However, if I have to sit through 10 minutes of love story crap that PJ cooked up (a la TTT) in exchange, then I'll be pissed.

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    7. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Yup, Tom Bombadil's absence hurt the first movie I thought. The whole resolution to the battle at Helm's Deep minus the Hurons was the biggest kick in the nuts though. Why Peter? Why?

    8. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

      Great, just great... 32 years without getting the ending spoiled and just a handful of weeks left to wait for the end then *YOU* come along...

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    9. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by kimgh · · Score: 1
      I too disliked the lack of the Huorns, but I understand why: it would have taken too long to explain what Huorns were and get them to the battle site. And probably too expensive in CG.

      I actually was more unhappy about they way they changed the interaction of Merry and Pippin with Treebeard, and with the changes in Faramir's motivations.

    10. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Um, what? All that he said happens in TTT...

    11. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      The romantic stuff is pretty important. It's presented as an afterthought appendix in "Return of the King". Jackson just weaved it in.

      I did think a couple of bits ran long. But ultimately, this was all necessary, as was the cutoff at Helms Deep.

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    12. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. Saruman loses all his powers after Gandalf breaks his staff.

      Gandalf was sent back as the White Wizard. I think he was given that power in the "great beyond" before he was resurrected.

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    13. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by Nept · · Score: 1

      Right; given the fact that the Scouring of the Shire was already cut from the get-go, the only possible scene Saruman can have is having his staff broken by Gandalf and being killed by Grima Wormtongue.
      That being said, I will miss watching the interaction between Christoper Lee and Ian McKellan on the big screen - they had the best chemistry together in the first movie. That was truly find acting.

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    14. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      That was truly find acting.

      THat's funny, I thought that "find acting" is what Christopher Lee and those other dildos in the Attack of the Clones were doing...

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    15. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      well.. saruman doesn't matter from the perspective of the war anymore at that point.

      Not true. He has one more BIG thing to do that got cut. He drops the Palantir to the group during that parley at Orthanc. Without that scene, the good guys never pick up the Palantir, which means Sauron never sees a hobbit's face in it, which means one of the major distractions that tricked him into looking for the ring in the wrong place never happened. That is relevant to the war effort (which, the entire thing, is a diversion to keep Sauron from looking right under his nose at Mordor where the ring is really going.)

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    16. Re:Saruman who, again? :) by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      Good point. What about the plantir (sp) ? Long time since I 've last reat LOTR but as I recall Wormtongue (in the tower ) starts throwing things at Gandalf , he throws out the plantir, by mistake, and is then thrown out of the tower. Saruman would be heard yelling and cursing , but not actually seen.
      One of the hobbits find the stone, is tempted by the 'evil eye'... later wormtongue snatches it up and looks in it and goes MAD... I hope that scene is in there.
      I like the everything he's done so far w/ the eye.
      Don't mean to spoil, but as I recall Saruman is there, but not actually seen, so I can hope.

  19. For the masses, for the geeks. by Hi_2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now this is a clever marketing ploy. Sure, you can go see the third episode of your (##th?) favorite trilogy, but its missing an important part... But you can buy the DVD with the parts re-added for only $19.99!

    This way, they capitalize off the plebs who hear that the lord of the rings is a good story and capitilize even more off the geeks who love the story already and want despratley to see a film version. Pity the Beatles version never panned out...

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    1. Re:For the masses, for the geeks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you're so against the idea of Saruman's cuts, then you can wait for the DVD next November and get the whole experience. I hardly think this cut will ruin the movie... as a matter of fact, I doubt Peter Jackson would make the cut if he didn't think it would result in a better movie.

      Nobody's making you see this in theaters. And nobody's making you buy the DVD later on, either. If you don't like the way they're handling it, don't spend your money.

    2. Re:For the masses, for the geeks. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, drop the conspiracy, K? Use Occam's Razor for chrissakes. It's unnecessary to con anybody into buying the DVD..."Geeks" are going to buy the movie on DVD no matter what. Since the release on the first movie, I've bought tickets to 5 showings (2 of FotR, 3 of TT) and bought three DVDs, soon to be 4. I haven't felt ripped off in the least...I bought this shit because *I* loved it and *I* got sucked into it and *I* enjoyed every minute of it.

      The last two Matrix films? Marketting ploy. Star Wars...now there's a marketting ploy. Did you hear they're rewriting Darth Vader's past to preserve the innocence of the Obi Wan character? Not that this surprises any of you, I'm sure...

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    3. Re:For the masses, for the geeks. by Best_Username_Ever · · Score: 1

      This way, they capitalize off the plebs who hear that the lord of the rings is a good story and capitilize even more off the geeks who love the story already and want despratley to see a film version

      I think you are being extremely cynical. The cinema version of the movie has to have a reasonable strucutre and flow so that the unwashed masses can enjoy the film. The fact that us nerds will have the opportunity to buy an extended version on DVD that dispenses with these restrictions is something to be applauded, rather than criticised. It's not like most of us wouldn't have bought it anyway, even if it didn't have the extended scenes.

    4. Re:For the masses, for the geeks. by Hi_2k · · Score: 1

      True, but if I werent cynical this wouldnt be slashdot :)

      You also have to admit that there are some very real problems with supporting the movie industry, and by extension, the MPAA. They've lobbied way to hard to get junk like Sonny Bono extension act and the DMCA passed.

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    5. Re:For the masses, for the geeks. by N1KO · · Score: 1

      Maybe they made three separate movies to make more money! I'm sure everyone would've loved to stay in the theatre for 12+ hours and experience the whole story with nothing uncut.

      Really, the reason why you have extended dvd releases is because they had to make the movie shorter, otherwise, people like me wouldn't have gone to watch it.

  20. I call upon the slashdot effect by Spyro+VII · · Score: 1
    1. Re:I call upon the slashdot effect by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      No.

    2. Re:I call upon the slashdot effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

  21. Jackson by cowsgomoo666 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jackson has said that Lee's parts were cut from the 3rd film because they should really be part of the 2nd, but he didn't want to start off with wrapping up the 2nd movie. They wanted to start off fresh. See: http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/031110.htm

    1. Re:Jackson by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blckquoth the poster:

      Jackson has said that Lee's parts were cut from the 3rd film because they should really be part of the 2nd,

      Um, then, shouldn't they have been in the second movie? The books are nearly 60 years old and he's read them a zillion times -- it's not like this issue popped up out of nowhere.
    2. Re:Jackson by chopkins1 · · Score: 1

      Well, that is a WONDERFUL reason to NOT put it into the THIRD. After all, he put in a part 1 wrapup at the beginning of the SECOND movie.

      In a 3 hour+- movie I dont see the difference that 7 minutes more is going to make.

    3. Re:Jackson by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Really, if that were the reason the third movie won't start with a battle against a giant spider will it?

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    4. Re:Jackson by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      The books are nearly 60 years old and he's [PJ] read them a zillion times

      Tht's the problem. He only read them. The movies should have been directed by someone who fell in love with the books.

    5. Re:Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In a 3 hour+- movie I dont see the difference that 7 minutes more is going to make.
      Two words: contractual obligations.
  22. How old are you? by Christopher_G_Lewis · · Score: 1

    I've been a fan since his first movie but haven't read the LOTR trilogy books...yet.

    Slashdot must be excepting atricles from 8 year olds :-).

    I have to say 8, because my neighbor's 9 year old has been trudging through the books this summer. She's finishing the third (well, 5 & 6 :-) right now.

    1. Re:How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in my late 20s and I haven't read the trilogy...I don't plan on it because they're wordy as fuck. Tolkien created an extremely interesting world, but he needed to work on his writing skills a bit.

    2. Re:How old are you? by Uerige · · Score: 1

      What you're saying sounds somehow funny to me, as I could spell (and distinguish) the words except, accept and article around the age of 10. Must've been in the first half year of english class.

    3. Re:How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot must be excepting atricles from 8 year olds :-).

      Please learn some grammar and some spelling, you dirty old coon.

    4. Re:How old are you? by qed123 · · Score: 1
      It's always been my opinion that the first book of the trilogy is extremely tedious to get through, that the second book turns into a very good read, and that the third book is one of the single greatest books I've ever read, every time I read them.

      You should really try to read the trilogy :) The first book is like wading through molasses and I don't know how I got through it the first time (aside from the encouragement of high school friends), but reading through the third book is extremely satisfying, for me. My reading skills are only average and it takes me a couple weeks to get through Fellowship, then like a week or week and a half for Two Towers. But oftentimes I find myself totally getting into the Return of the King, reading it at every opportunity until the very end :)

      I at this point we are the complete opposite. I haven't seen the movies and I still really don't have any intention to....I am just scared that the movies will mangle my mental image of many of the book's characters, places, and events. Of course I've seen pictures from the movie and I may be completely wrong, but the omission of the scouring of the shire only reinforces that opinion for me.

    5. Re:How old are you? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      I'm an English major in my senior year and haven't read the trilogy either. Pages after pages after pages of long, wordy descriptions are not exactly fun to me. Yes, the forest is nice. Yes, it is green. Great.

      Having said that, I'm glad I get to have the chance to experience LOTR, even if it is in film. Hell, I'm saving months of my life by seeing it as a movie as opposed to slogging through the books :)

      For the record, my brother read the trilogy when he was twelve and my wife when she was fifteen. They've been harassing me for *years* to read the fricking thing.

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    6. Re:How old are you? by Raffaello · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No you need to work on your reading skills.

      There's this thing called literature. You can only get it if you actually do some work, 'cause it can't be poured into your head like TV or movies, while you sit there passively munching popcorn or hot pockets. That work is called "reading."

      If a novel, universally acclaimed as a great work of literature seems "wordy as fuck" to you, then that's a sign that your reading skills are poor, and need improvement, not that the author needs to "work on his writing skills a bit."

    7. Re:How old are you? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Go read Moby Dick, then come back and tell me Tolkien is wordy.

    8. Re:How old are you? by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Moby Dick is one of my favorite all time books you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:How old are you? by Snarph · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're doing yourself a favor by skipping the books -- they're very different from the movies. The movies seem to focus on the action (as you would expect from Hollywood) while the books focus on the story. Personally, I can't stand the movies.

      FWIW, I read the books at twelve as well. I read "Riddles in the Dark" in some sixth grade reader (in '80) and got completely hooked.

      You think LoTR is a slog? No. That would be "The Silmarillion". Great book, but not exactly an easy read.

    10. Re:How old are you? by Worminater · · Score: 1

      months?

      As an english reader I'm assuming you have above average reading comprehension, and I believe it took me less than a month to get through all three books and the Hobbit back in my junior year in highschool.

    11. Re:How old are you? by Worminater · · Score: 1

      english major* my apologies(damn that preview button being so much harder to hit then the submit... )

    12. Re:How old are you? by BlindMan69 · · Score: 1

      It's easy to read through lots of books when you're a junior in high school, or 12-15 years old. Try that when you have a family and work 80 hours a week. As far as reading skills go, I've tried reading just the Hobbitt. I got bored half-way through. It's not that it's difficult to read because of the reading level -- it's difficult because the books get BORING. What's the point in forcing yourself to read something that is supposed to be for pleasure in the first place? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

    13. Re:How old are you? by kbielefe · · Score: 1
      If you don't read the entire thing at least read "Return of the King." It moves much faster than the first 2 volumes and you will really be missing out on a lot if you just see the movie. There is only so much you can gather about a character's state of mind from an actor's performance.

      There is something to be said for long, wordy descriptions. My first thought when I saw the first movie was, "Wow, they sure got there fast." When I read the book I felt like I was journeying with them and getting to know them as they were getting to know each other. It really improved my appreciation for what they were going through. The fact that it is a journey book makes the long descriptions very appropriate. "Return of the King" moves much faster because for the most part, they are already "there" and in the climax of the story, and only slows down a bit at the end for the journey back home.

      Good writers rarely use long descriptions without a good reason. Thinking about why something was included can make it a lot more enjoyable. In college I bought a collection of Edgar Allen Poe short stories and poems. I had read many of his works before that, but had never sat down and read all of them in close succession. After a while I realized that the stories I liked the best had started out with the longest descriptions.

      Then I got to one story that I knew was going to be great. He went into elaborate detail describing the setting. I read and reread each paragraph, pondering the significance of each detail, the suspense building inside of me almost until I couldn't take it any more. That's when the story abruptly ended, with an explanation that all he wanted to do was describe some nice scenery. Just when I had become accustomed to Poe's masterful plot twists in his short stories, he created an entire story that was one big twist.

      The best part for me was that this particular short story would never be featured in a school literature course. The suspense would be completely lost on someone who had not read all of the other short stories first.

      Tolkien would not be this popular if he wasn't a good author. He takes some getting used to, but it is well worth the investment.

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    14. Re:How old are you? by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      Well, what bugs me about the movies is how Jackson mangled the dialog. To me, what really makes LOTR, as well as other great fantasy novels like Ursula LeGuin's Earthsea books, is the way the characters talk. They aren't 20th century Americans and shouldn't talk like they are. Jackson's dialog has absolutely no atmosphere.

    15. Re:How old are you? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong. Moby Dick is a great book, especially if you want to learn about whaling techniques of 19th century. It has provided a lot of material for Star Trek to quote from. However, as far as plot is concerned, the word to action ratio is quite high.

    16. Re:How old are you? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      Don't get me wrong, I'm not opposed to either detail nor long novels; _The_Satanic_Verses_ by Rushdie is one of my favourites, not to mention lighter fare such as Clavell's _Shogun_ series. I guess I just like to read lyric narrative more than descriptive fantasy. Just a preference, I suppose.

      As to Worminator, I could probably burn through the trilogy in a week, but who's got that kind of time now? I'm married, have a job, attend college full-time, and spend an inordinate amount of time writing on /. :) I've still got _Ulysses_, the _Iliad_ and _Odyssey_, _Cryptonomicon_ and a few Dumas books to get through before i work my way around to Tolkien :)

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    17. Re:How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing wrong with my reading skills. I read about 4-5 theoretical physics books (and other scientific literature) a month just as a hobby. So if I say a book is wordy as fuck, I mean it.

      Just because everyone likes something it doesn't mean it's good. Haven't you learned anything form pop culture?

    18. Re:How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us had friends and social lives in high school, big guy. The only cance I had to sit down and read something was when I was on the can.

    19. Re:How old are you? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I'm an English major in my senior year and haven't read the trilogy either. Pages after pages after pages of long, wordy descriptions are not exactly fun to me. Yes, the forest is nice. Yes, it is green. Great.
      Hell, I'm saving months of my life by seeing it as a movie as opposed to slogging through the books :)


      Only if you view reading as a chore. Perhaps you've chosen the wrong major.

    20. Re:How old are you? by ladyslug · · Score: 1

      How on earth did you get to be a senior year English major when you don't enjoy descriptive books and it takes you months to read things?

      But honestly, the books are far more richly textured than the movies, and I'm not just talking about the descriptions of things. Also, you get to experience every aspect of the story, instead of only those that the Powers That Be decided were worthwhile or popular. Such as the final scenes with Saruman at Isengard, and the Scouring of the Shire, for example.

  23. Sources by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 5, Funny
    Multiple News Sources report that Christopher Lee's Character Saurman will not appear in the LOTR: ROTK at all.
    Would one of these "multiple sources" be the latest movie leak on Kazaa? :^)
    1. Re:Sources by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      Is it there? Send me *.sig's please

    2. Re:Sources by spiro_killglance · · Score: 1

      Christopher Lee, said it himself, on todays,
      this morning program on the UK's ITV. He must have
      been a bit angry, because he said he wouldn't
      attend the premier because "whats the point".

      If your wondering how i'm sad enough to be
      watching day time tv, i'm a mature student and
      its a reading week.

    3. Re:Sources by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Would one of these "multiple sources" be the latest movie leak on Kazaa? :^)

      No, it's "MultipleNewsSources(tm)" http://www.multiplenewssources.com/

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    4. Re:Sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but i think its sad you are so insecure that
      you think you need to explain what you do with your time.

  24. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by F34nor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wrong. Its J.R.R. Tolken's ideas made into a movie by Peter Jackson.

    Movies that seem to get shittier and shittier with each ass rape of the plot, story line, and concept.

  25. I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1, Interesting
    You media-consuming whores!

    I'm just waiting for the triple-plus-good DVD set with the holographic trading cards, graphic novel of the Similarion, a lock of Elijiah's hair and the Hobbit Digi-Pet keychain.

    So empty inside.

    1. Re:I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yuo = fagot

    2. Re:I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it's:

      yuo = fag0rt

      get it right

    3. Re:I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are your dumasses trying to spel yogourt? git it rite!

    4. Re:I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feverly try to boycott them, but unfortunely they don't have a product that interests me! Annoying situation.

    5. Re:I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yoplait, you losar and i r winnar

    6. Re:I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to watch it. I didn't see the first one, I didn't see the second one, and I'm not going to see this new one either. I did read the books, but they sucked.

    7. Re:I boycott the MPAA! What about you?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U roxxxors, I suxx0Rs

  26. It will be on the DVD by Gyan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's Peter Jackson's take on it

  27. Saurman's time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does Saurman even do in the 5th and 6th books? It has been about 4 years since I read the books, so I cannot remember every detail. I remember him in the burning of the shire (already said not to be in this movie), but what else did he do? The end of the story has more to do with Sauron and the ring, and nothing to do with Sauron's tool Saurman.

  28. What would they have done with him anyhow? by devphil · · Score: 5, Insightful


    The article links are already /.ed to hell and back, but this doesn't really strike me as a surprise. (book spolier) Normally, Saruman gets kicked out of Isengard, then travels northwest to make life miserable for the Shire, which the hobbits then have to scour on their own.

    Since the scouring was never going to be in the movie, there's not much point to kicking Saruman out... what's he going to do? Where's he going to go? They'd have to use more screen time to explain it. I'm vaguely interested in those seven minutes (of course I'll be viewing the DVD anyhow), but it doesn't completely rewrite the story; Saruman wasn't a major player in the final volume to start with.

    There is just one thing... I wonder how they're going to get the palantir out of Isengard? (spoiler) That plays a major role in drawing Sauron out too early. Maybe they just skip the palantir and IM him instead.

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    1. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      There is just one thing... I wonder how they're going to get the palantir out of Isengard? (spoiler) That plays a major role in drawing Sauron out too early. Maybe they just skip the palantir and IM him instead.

      And what about the Hobbits meeeting up with Aragorn et al? Where's that meant to take place?

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    2. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by leerpm · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just skip the palantir and IM him instead.

      Instant message him? Quick, Frodo, logon to Icq and let him know we are coming!

      ps. I have no idea what I am talking about.

    3. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by tmortn · · Score: 1

      How do they not have the scouring ? They showed scenes of it in Galadrial's mirror. Oh hell it will be a happier ending wrapping up after the fight at Minus Tirith and the destruction of the ring and Golem.. but I would at least hold out some hope for that in the EE.. after all they went from over 4 hours to 3 1/4... there are more than 7 minutes of kicking out Saruman to extend the movie with... a lot more.

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    4. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Spunk · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Maybe they just skip the palantir and IM him instead.

      Somehow I doubt they had instant messaging technology.

    5. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by ENOENT · · Score: 1

      Sauron gets suspicious when all of his flying monkeys fall asleep in a field of poppies, so he gets on his broom and flies out to cackle at Frodo and Dorothy.

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    6. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The palantir from what I have seen in the screenshots is still in the movie, because you can see some shots where Aragorn has clearly aged. This aging was brought upon by Aragorn 'announcing' himself to Sauron in the palantir to draw Saurons ire and further bring attention away from Frodo and Sam who are the real problem for Sauron.

    7. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      It's gollum, not Golem.

      A Golem is this or this or this.


      Yes, I am a Pokemon fan.

    8. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by devphil · · Score: 1
      How do they not have the scouring ? They showed scenes of it in Galadrial's mirror.

      And millions of moviegoers will cheerfully file those scenes under "things that may not come to pass" and forget about them. They'll assume that the Mirror was showing what might happen, or what would happen if the Ringbearer fails, etc.

      and the destruction of the ring and Golem..

      Ya might wanna proofread your posts a bit more there, friend. The destruction of the Ring and Gollum is one thing, the destruction of the Ring and Golem is a completely different legend. :-)

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    9. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Crimson+Midget · · Score: 1

      What Frodo saw in the mirror was "what might be" if he were to fail in his mission. The scouring was turned into a "what if" scenario, not something that will actually occur. From a movie making perspective, I think it's the right choice. For the books, it was perfect, but for a movie it would just seem a bit anticlimactic and make for awkward pacing.

    10. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Yes, the incident with the palantir is the major plot point in Gandalf's humiliation of Saruman. They're obviously going to gloss over it, which they can probably get away with. They've made Sauron into a pretty stereotypical Dark Lord baddie (yes, he's archtypal, but he shouldn't be stereotypical) who seems to do evil things just for the hell of it, so little motive has to be imputed to him for his premature attack on Gondor. I mean, geez, he's even got an evil rotating eye sign on top of Barad-dur. What a stupid idea. It makes me think of the "Evil Scientist - Boo" neon sign from that one Bugs Bunny cartoon.

      Assuming the seige of Minas Tirith even there. That battle should be 10x as intense as the one at Helm's Deep, but they built Helm's Deep up so much that it's difficult to see how they're going to outdo it. I'm almost expecting them to cut it altogether.

      During shooting there was a well-publizized set photograph showing Saruman getting impaled on the gears of one of his own infernal machines. This is obviously part of the scene that's being cut. The Ents have already been cut out of Helm's Deep itself -- no sign of Hurons at the climactic moment -- so there's no real resolution to be had with respect to them. What I can't understand is how they're going to reunite Merry & Pippin to the rest of the Fellowship. Maybe they'll just gallop past Isengard and scoop them up as they go by.

      It opens up a plot hole of course. Now that a Nazgul has seen Frodo standing on the walls of Osgiliath waving the Ring around (what a stealthy guy!) there's no reason for Sauron to not assume that it's still right on his borders. Pippin's peek into the palantir, and Aragorn's revelation of himself to Sauron through it, were what distracted Sauron's attention away from any notice he might otherwise have taken of Frodo -- who in the book, of course, was never so foolish as to dangle the Ring under a Nazgul's nose. Now that distracting Sauron is of even more importance, there's no mechanism that allows them to do it.

      Um, not that I've been over-thinking this or anything... ^^;

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    11. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      In the movie, if you remember, Sam was not present with Frodo to look in the mirror. The scenes that Frodo saw, then, of the burning of the Shire and the enslavement of the hobbits, was explained as what might happen if Frodo failed. In case you missed it, Sam was one of the hobbits in chains and being whipped by orcs, thus indicating that this was a vision of a possible future.

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    12. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by desau · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah -- I'm sure that sauron, being pure evil, would use MSN Instant Messenger.

      Just a hunch though.

    13. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Malc · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that your average movie goer is going to remember a minor detail like that? I'm surprised they've managed two three hour movies as it is!

    14. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by |/|/||| · · Score: 1

      Yeah, PJ definitely opened up a lot of plot holes by unnecessarily changing things.

      Merry's sure going to be screwed without his Barrow-Blade.

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    15. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abrnkkkk....! Milk! Out! Nose! Funny!

    16. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the jews beat Pokemon to the word by just a little bit.

    17. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by dmforcier · · Score: 1

      Actually, what's shown in the mirror is not the Scouring. It's what would happen after the final victory of evil.

      Sharky's men were an evil looking bunch, but those were orcs in the mirror. And Sharky's men intimidated and controlled the population. They didn't enslave them wholesale and burn the Shire. Nor was Sam ever captured.

      A couple shots were similar, but no, those were the things that "might happen".

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    18. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      "Now that a Nazgul has seen Frodo standing on the walls of Osgiliath waving the Ring around (what a stealthy guy!) there's no reason for Sauron to not assume that it's still right on his borders."

      "Merry's sure going to be screwed without his Barrow-Blade."

      Now that the Ring has been seen in the company of men, there is no reason for Sauron to assume it's going anywhere but Gondor. That could also be a motivating force for him to attack Gondor as soon as possible.

      As for Merry's Barrow-Blade, that was replaced by gift from Galadriel in the Extended Edition. They'll probably make reference to its provenance in ROTK somewhere. I suppose they could let the audience assume that it's the same knife/sword Aragorn gives him at Weathertop, but then that would open a definate plot hole -- why wasn't the blade useful against the Dark Riders that night?

      You know, maybe I've been overthinking this too...

    19. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      Somehow they keep the storyline about Sauron being drawn out early. I know this because the new LOTR video game has scenes from the new movie, and in one scene Merry says something to Pippin about: "The enemy [Sauron] thinks you have the ring."

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    20. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by b-baggins · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The whole story line of needing to draw Sauron out early was shot to crap when Frodo stood in Osgiliath and tried to give the ring to one of the Wraiths.

      Having him then lightly tripse back to Morder without all the armies of Sauron hot on his tail was such a big plot hole and such an example of absolutely crappy writing, that the screenwriter should crawl under a rock in shame. That scene showed, more than anything, that Jackson is either a clueless idiot who doesn't have a stinking clue about the books, or a slimy snake who, in his own ego, actually thinks he's written a better story than Tolkien.

      And, on a conspiracy note, I suspect Saruman's scenes were cut because Lee's morning greeting to Jackson was: Well, how are you going to rape the books today, Pete?

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    21. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      why wasn't the blade useful against the Dark Riders that night?

      Because Merry was a wuss that night and never actually attacked a Nazgul with it?

      I've always thought that Weathertop scene represented a fairly sizeable plot hole in and of itself. What exactly is so scary about the Nazgul if all of them could be beaten off by one man with a burning stick? (And not even a pointed stick at that!)

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    22. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by willtsmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And, on a conspiracy note, I suspect Saruman's scenes were cut because Lee's morning greeting to Jackson was: Well, how are you going to rape the books today, Pete?

      Everything I've soon so far indicates that these men have the utmost respect for each other.

      Beyond that, the wraiths really can't see the Ring persee. They are aware of it's general location. They are certainly aware of the ring when someone uses it. They absoluetly can see who is using it.

      Remember the scene where the hobbits hide underneath the road. If the wraiths could absoluetly "see" the ring, then the jig would have been up. This was not an invention of Peter Jackson, it's in the book as well.

      Beyond that, the Ring-Wraiths seen to go into "general" mode after they are vanquished in Rivendell. Sauron knows that everybody is out for the ring. When it is used, he is absoluetly aware of it's location. Sauron would also be aware that no one but him (and perhaps Saruman and Gandalf) could wield it.

      After they lose track of the ring at Rivendell, the wraiths stop looking. They are set to other tasks dealing with the war. The only reason he sent the wraiths out in the first place is that Golumn told him where the ring was. The ring seeks out Sauron by it's nature.

      In the books Gandalf talks about Sauron's great weakness. He assumes that the ring-bearer will use the ring. By using the ring, they will either reveal themselves or become slaves to the rings power (like the wraiths). The ring itself is a disembodied version of Sauron.

      Had any mortal man used the ring (especially Aragorn), they would have come under Sauron's power. Sauron's great fault was he did not consider that they would try to DESTROY the ring. Nor did Sauron believe that anyone could resist it's call (as the halflings can for a time).

      Remember how the Ring betrayed Isiodor. That was while Sauron was at his very weakest. Imagine how the ring would affect a human when Sauron was at the height of his power???? The ring would not serve a man, it would only betray him to Sauron.

      So you see, Frodo making a token gesture to a ring wraith makes no difference. From visual appearance, they can't tell the difference between the one ring and a wedding band. Had Frodo really wanted to turn over the ring, he would have put it on. Then they would have been on him like a flies on shit.

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    23. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by tmortn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Noticed Golem isntead of Gollum after I hit submit. At anyrate she also does not say it won't come to pass if he succeeds... minor nitpick I grant. Anyway I seem to recall in all the extras some talk about the filming of the destruction of Hobbiton and it seemed there was more to be had from it than the couple of seconds Frodo sees in the mirror.

      All in all I can understand cutting the scouring. I don't like it and never will seeing as the first two were so succesfull in avoiding the cut of any major plot lines ( with the arguable exception of Bombadill ) but I understand the pacing issues that would be involved in the long wrap up and in some ways unsatisfying return to a spoiled Hobbiton... But in the end leaving it out seems to me like running the marathon only to quit with the finish line in sight because it is so dreadfully difficult and your almost there anyway. To the millions enjoying the epic tale being unfolded for the first time the lack of the scouring will likely be a victimless crime as ignorance is bliss. Many will or would undoubtebly thank Jackson for its absence as it is likely to make the ending more 'liked' and certainly more decisive. However, to the other Millions already familiar with the tale it will make the whole adventure seem unfinished, a broken masterpiece, a magnificent Marathon run that came up one mile short and that is a pity. book

      I havn't given up hope. Jackson has already far and away surpassed my expectations and if the release cut it unsatisfactory its entirly possible the EE will make up for it so there will be no telling for certain until its relase. As the old saying goes, "in a year many things can happen, the king could die, I could die, or the Ass could learn to speak". The first two give me reasonable hope that "the ass will speak". If not then it has still be an enjoyable ride anyway and I will always be gratefull someone at least tried to do it right when there were so many possible ways to do it wrong.

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    24. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by wanerious · · Score: 0

      Oh, settle down. How was it shot to crap? Sauron now knows that the hobbit has the Ring, and it is located in Gondor (Osgiliath). Either/both of Pippin and Aragorn will reveal themselves to Sauron via the palantir, encouraging the notion that the King has returned and will use the Ring against Sauron, hastening the attack. The rest of your post is just infantile, calling PJ a clueless idiot or a slimy snake. Goodness, anyone who has followed the films at all knows what incredible dedication he has given to the project, and the painstaking attention to detail it took to craft the best *movies* possible. I am a "purist", and also absolutely love the films.

    25. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
      Somebody please tell me how Tom Bombadil is a major plot line to the overall story arc of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

      Please.

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    26. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, what a sad day for YOUR educators. Did you even think to check the word in a god damned dictionary before spouting some children's cartoon bullshit?

      That would be like saying the definition of 'phoenix' is 'a woman from X-men'. Jesus, read a fucking BOOK.

    27. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by corporate+zombie · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The only way to wrap it up quicker is to have wormtongue toss the palantir at the party-crashers and end it with him slitting Saruman's throat and being arrowed down between the second and third book instead of at the end of the third.

      And if you haven't read the books and that was a spoiler... get a (geek) life.

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    28. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by nizo · · Score: 1

      As far as the ring goes, from what I can gather from the previews it looks like Sauron believes there is a hobbit with the ring, and he later mistakes Pippen or Merry for that hobbit (I will have to watch the teaser again tho). Anyway it looks to me like he is on his way to Minis Tirith anyway, and now he thinks the ring is there too....

    29. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      If you were a true LotR fan, you would not have misspelled Gollum and Isildur.

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    30. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by grrrl · · Score: 1

      Sauron is not "absolutely" aware of the rings location when its put on - there are many examples of this the most significant being Sam putting it on to hide from the orcs after Shelob's lair, the game would have be up if Sauron knew he was there.

      Sam does suggest that putting it on *inside* Mordor would give it away though, and hence when Gollum puts it on Sauron suddenly goes oh crap...

    31. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >They are aware of it's general location.
      >They are certainly aware of the ring when someone uses it.
      >They absoluetly can see who is using it.

      one thing that has always irked me a little bit is towards the ending of ROTK (the book), after frodo is poisoned by shelob, and sam is wrestling with a decision between leaving frodo and continuing the mission on his own, or staying with frodo no matter what...

      the problem arises when sam... in the middle of mordor, puts the damn ring on and leaves it on for a good amount of time (all the while that he is following the orcs who grab frodo)....

      i've always wondered how sauron can be so blind that he doesn't notice his ring being used so close for such a long period of time...

      any thoughts? did i miss something somewhere?

    32. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Notice I said arguable. Is he a major plot arc ? I would tend to say no. However he is an unforgetable character and many people recall him fondly. He is a part of the magic tapestry Tolkien weaved and as such there will be a never ending argument regarding his removal from the story. Personally I feel the same about the abscence of Bombadill as I do about leaving out the scouring but its far more forgiveable as avoiding the part of the story between the Shire and Bree gets you to Aragorn and the Council of Elrond that much quicker in an already long movie without sacrificing the soul of the story but mearly one of its luxuries... a rich memorable character and a couple of early adventures amoung many.

      In the end I find it a shame that both periods of Hobbit only adventures will be cut or at the least severely limited. The Lord of the Rings niether starts off quickly or ends quickly, both cardinal sins in the movie biz. Removing Bombadill didn't sacrifice much, merely perfection ;-) ( though granted it would have been a bladder busting perfection ). Leaving out the scouring will alter the story in a more fundamental manner than the removal of Bombadill. No doubt Jackson will find a way to capture the spirit of J.R.R's conclusion. At the least I am sure he will not take the easy "happiness and light" route.

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    33. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Bombadil is irrelevant, but the Barrow downs were not. Two important plot-wise things should have happened there: 1 - Hobbits get ancient daggars (that to them are swords) that were made by the men of old who used to be in the northlands. These were explicitly imbued with the ability to use them on wraiths, since thats what the men were up against in the long-gone battle that the downs are graves for - thus Merry's role later on in ROTK is made possible. 2 - Personality-wise, we see that the hobbits aren't total losers unable to cope with challenges. They do manage to get themselves out of the barrow themselves. Take that away and the dominance of the big characters in the fellowship later really makes the hobbits look totally helpless and childish, which was not how they were supposed to be portrayed. They were supposed to be portrayed as just looking a bit inferior IN COMPARASIN to the major uber-heros they are travelling with. They aren't wusses, just normal people standing next to giants of legend and being overshadowed by them. That comes across in the books, and in the *extended* version of the FoTR movie, but not in the theatrical release of it. In the theatrical release, they actually have a different personality because all the scenese where they show they can fight got cut, and you only see the ones where they act like scared helpless children.

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    34. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Saurentine · · Score: 1
      the problem arises when sam... in the middle of mordor, puts the damn ring on and leaves it on for a good amount of time (all the while that he is following the orcs who grab frodo)....

      i've always wondered how sauron can be so blind that he doesn't notice his ring being used so close for such a long period of time...



      I'd always assumed Sam got a bit of a free pass because he was a "fresh, innocent" hobbit, not yet corrupted by the ring enough to be seen. By that time, Frodo was clearly in its power almost as much as a human would have been, but Sam hadn't been directly under its influence.


      Sauron couldn't see a hobbit wearing the ring until the ring had time to turn the hobbit at least a little bit power hungry and greedy like wizards, humans and elves.

    35. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never read the books.

      Sauron's great fear was that someone of power would obtain the ring and use it themselves to overthrow him. The great irony is that they themselves would then become another Sauron. It's one of the fundamental premises of the book and explains the ENTIRE strategy of Gandalf, Frodo, and others, and is, of course, therefore, one of the first things Jackson tosses into the trash.

      If someone who was weak tried to use the ring, yeah, Sauron would just grab them and take it. But if someone like Galadriel, or Gandalf or Saruman, or Aragorn took it, all bets were off.

      This whole concept that the ring was Sauron's tool alone and anyone who used it would simply betray themselves to Sauron and hand him the ring is a Peter Jackson fabrication, and is yet another reason the movies keep having to re-write the story. Jackson keeps yanking out the foundation for the story, and then has to patch the resulting sagging mess with bubble gum and scotch tape.

      I stand by my initial statement, flamebait moderated and all.

      Either Jackson is a clueless idiot when it comes to the books, or he is a slimy snake deliberately changing the story into some weird incarnation that, in his ego, he thinks is better.

      There is NO other explanation for him changing fundamental themes and characters. Adapting a book to a movie NEVER requires you to CHANGE themes and RE-WRITE character personalities.

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    36. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by Erich · · Score: 1
      Either Jackson is a clueless idiot when it comes to the books, or he is a slimy snake deliberately changing the story into some weird incarnation that, in his ego, he thinks is better.

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    37. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by willtsmith · · Score: 1


      Some would speculate also that Saurons eye was turned outwards towards his war efforts. He might have assumed that the ring was in Minas Tirith.

      Then again, this could be a lesson about purity. Frodo is portrayed as a virtuous simple creature. Indeed, this is the defining feature of most hobbits. They have no ambition, only a reverence for simple pleasures.

      Samwise Gamgees is in a a way, the purest creature in Middle Earth. He has no personal ambition beyond serving Frodo. He doesn't even care about the ring beyond the context of Frodo. The complete lack of any ambition or desire is perhaps the way to nullify the rings power.

      In the Prancing Pony, Frodo was curious about the spirit world and actively looked. That is when the eye noticed him. Frodo in a way used it's power of farsight.

      The question certainly is a profound one. This is proof that even Tolkien can have internal contradictions.

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    38. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? by danila · · Score: 1

      Everything I've soon so far indicates that these men have the utmost respect for each other.

      I would seriously doubt that, given how little respect PJ has to either Tolkien's book or us, the viewers.

      You can rationalise as much as you want, but that doesn't change the fact that a lot of people think TTT stinks. I would love to be excited by the coming ROTK, like I was about FOTR and TTT, but I am not. And the only reason is what PJ did with the 2nd part. Even more, I couldn't care less about watching the TTT Extended Edition in a few days.

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  29. Goddamit by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    Well, it won't be for time reasons. They've proven that already!

    It won't be for budget reasons - they've already made it!

    I can't believe it's for artistic/plot reasons, it is in the book...

    So, it's because then we'll all buy the SE DVD, and they'll make more money.

    Oh. That's a surprise.

    Sheesh.

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    1. Re:Goddamit by nolesrule · · Score: 1

      Actually, it very likely is for time reasons. The running time of the movie now clocks in at 3h20m. That happens to coincide with the longest a film being shown with DTS can be without an intermission, due to the soundtrack being on a physical CD instead of on the film itself, like Dolby's sound format.

      The SEs being shown in a limited release theatrically are being shown in Dolby theaters only, so they are not subject to that limit. The new film will be because you would end up cutting the possible screens available in half.

      I think PJ saying it was his choice was half-true. He had to shorten the running time by about 7 minutes or so, and that scene fit the bill, with no repercussions on the rest of the film (except the palantir issue).

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    2. Re:Goddamit by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      So, it's because then we'll all buy the SE DVD, and they'll make more money.

      Since the books weren't written with a movie in mind, they don't have cinematic pacing. Originally this scene was supposed to be at the end of TTT (as in the books). But a seven minute anti-climax to Helm's Deep was too much. So it was postponed to ROTK. But it doesn't work at the beginning of ROTK either, according to Jackson, even though they did their best to fit it in. Remember, Jackson is making a movie, not a narrative with a bunch of actors sitting around reading the LOTR verbatum.

      They'll still have to put in some way for Merry and Pippin to get together with Gandalf and Theoden. Perhaps a brief bit at Isengard will still be there, just with Treebeard instead of Saruman.

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    3. Re:Goddamit by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      Was that supposed to be sarcastic?

      If not, I have to say that it also cannot be so we'll buy the EE DVD. Consider that the average moviegoer, as with the first two films, will be perfectly happy with the theatrical cut, having probably never read the books anyway. And almost all of the true fans would have bought the EE DVD anyway.

      Was there a fifth option?

      I think it WAS for time reasons.

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  30. Ok, none of those articles is the source by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Informative
    This article at Ain't It Cool is where Jackson talks about it, which I'll go on mirror here since AICN's servers have been so touchy lately: (an e-mail from PJ to Harry Knowles)

    Saruman thing you describe is a muddle of half-truths.

    We have decided to save the Saruman sequence for the DVD. It's a great little scene. 7 mins long. Chris is wonderful, as usual. Brad is in about 6 shots. It was a film maker decision - nothing to do with the studio.

    The problem is that the sequence was originally shot for The Two Towers, as it is in the book. Since The Two Towers couldn't sustain a 7 min "wrap" after Helm's Deep, we thought it would be a good idea to save it for the beginning of the Return of the King. The trouble is, when we viewed various ROTK cuts over the last few weeks, it feels like the first scenes are wrapping last year's movie, instead of starting the new one. We felt it got ROTK off to an uncertain beginning, since Saruman plays no role in the events of ROTK (we don't have the Scouring later, as the book does), yet we dwell in Isengard for quite a long time before our new story kicks off.

    We reluctantly made the decision to save this sequence for the DVD. The choice was made on the basis that most people will assume that Saruman was vanquished by the Helm's Deep events, and Ent attack. We can now crack straight into setting up the narrative tension of ROTK, which features Sauron as the villian.

    It was a very similar situation to last year when we decided to take a nice Boromir/Denethor flashback out of The Two Towers, and put it in the DVD. It was causing us pacing problems in the theatrical version, but with the Extended Cut just coming out now, fans can see this great little scene. Thank God for DVD, since it does mean that a version of the movie, which has different pacing requirements, can be released later. The Saruman sequence will definately be a highlight of the Extended ROTK DVD.

    We have a lot of great DVD material this time around. As we crafted the movie, we reduced it from an over 4 hour running time, down to 3.12 (without credits - about 8 mins long). This was done by us. There were no studio cutting notes. We now have a movie with a pace that fells ok for it's theatrical release. One more week to go. We are nearly there. Will we still be standing? It's going to be a close run thing.

    Cheers,

    Peter J

    As he describes it, it definately sounds like just One of Those Things that happens when you're adapting books to film.

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    1. Re:Ok, none of those articles is the source by vegge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Just One of Those Things?

      Like changing the fundamental psychological make-up of the characters (Fellowship of the Ring)? Like using unchanged dialog from the books, but having it spoken by someone else (The Two Towers)? Like leaving out the ending?

      Did he even *read* Lord of the Rings?

      Argh...

    2. Re:Ok, none of those articles is the source by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      Have you ever *made* a movie?

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    3. Re:Ok, none of those articles is the source by buxley · · Score: 1

      Typical. An email from the director of the movie explaining why exactly a character was left on the cutting roon floor only manages a '3' on the Informative score...

    4. Re:Ok, none of those articles is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that.

    5. Re:Ok, none of those articles is the source by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      HA you mean something informative is not being shown on slashdot because the moderator system is showing its age and lack of keeping out the "Stupid 13 year old punk" factor.... whats the wrold coming to

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    6. Re:Ok, none of those articles is the source by fiftyfly · · Score: 1
      As he describes it, it definately sounds like just One of Those Things that happens when you're adapting books to film.

      It does make sense, though I certainly wasn't happy at first. The thing that caught me was his description of the general plots near the end of TTT and the beginning of ROTK. Personally, though I've read them all several times & enjoyed the audio books, I couldn't remember exactly where one finished and the other began. Certainly I have a rough idea and, if I rally thought about it, I could prob draw the line but in my head, my imaginiation, I don't think of the 3 as being three novels. Or 6 for that matter.

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    7. Re:Ok, none of those articles is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As we crafted the movie, we reduced it from an over 4 hour running time, down to 3.12 (without credits - about 8 mins long). "

      Wow. Without credits the movie is 8 minutes long!!! That's a lot of names.

  31. no boycott by Potor · · Score: 1

    contrary to the beeb article, lee will not be boycotting the premier. check lee's website, which is now /.'d.

  32. figures .. by jest3r · · Score: 1

    can anyone say:

    The Lord of the Rings: Revolutions.

    ?

  33. This is really annoying by Exmet+Paff+Daxx · · Score: 1

    It was like how they cut Tom Bombadil out of the first one, or the Weirding Modules out of Dune. This is crucial stuff, people!

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    1. Re:This is really annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just cannot see how they will remove the interactions that Saruman has with Boromir, son of Faramir. I'm really concerned that by catering for the masses, Tolkein has been betrayed.

    2. Re:This is really annoying by mfago · · Score: 2, Informative

      or the Weirding Modules out of Dune

      God DAMN it: there are NO "wierding modules" in any written version of Dune. They are just a David Lynch appeasement for the moronic masses.

      Sorry: hit a sore point. Those abominations, and the fuckin rain at the end of Lynch's version ruined an otherwise fantastic movie.

    3. Re:This is really annoying by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      I felt the same way when I read the original screenplay for Gigli

    4. Re:This is really annoying by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      God DAMN it: there are NO "wierding modules" in any written version of Dune. They are just a David Lynch appeasement for the moronic masses.

      You're just jealous that your name isn't a killing word.

  34. I heard an interview with Christopher Lee... by PinglePongle · · Score: 1

    on the BBC (radio 4, Midweek, 5 Nov 2003, I think) in which he told the interviewer he had an absolutely crucial scene in the final episode - he seemed to believe it was going to be in the film, I'm sure !

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    1. Re:I heard an interview with Christopher Lee... by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing this, and wondered why he kept going on about it. He sounded desparate that we should understand that he has a big part in the movie, which rang false for me when he heard it. Perhaps he was actually desparately trying to get to stay in the movie, and influence the decision by making such over the top comments.

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  35. I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think the movies are perhaps an interesting story, but they are *not* The Lord of the Rings.

    The mistake they made was not making 6 movies (one for each book), and doing every single line of dialog exactly like the book, and shooting each shot exactly the way the book describes it, and fleshing out the images the way we imagined it. So what if most people don't like it -- it would rock.

    Maybe Bravo or some independent director can do it properly in a few years when killer CGI is cheap.

    1. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      This kind of shit sucks. They did it with Hamlet and it is the most boring thing I have ever seen. Or maybe it's just because I hate Kenneth Branaugh.

    2. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
      • Book 1 (arguably) the Simerillion (spelling?)
      • Book 2 (also arguable) The Hobbit
      • Book 3 Fellowship Of The Ring
      • Book 4 Two Towers
      • Book 5 Return of The King

      Ok so if you count two related books that arn't even officialy part of the LORD OF THE RINGS you come out with five. How in the name of Gandalf do you get 6 books? Or were you thinking of a different series of books that you have never read?

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    3. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each book is two "books"...idiot.

      I didn't even read LOTR and I know that.

    4. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CGI is pretty cheap already i think. You can do it for free with perl.

      If you were talking about CG, that might be something else...

    5. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Spyffe · · Score: 1
      Agreed. But the problem is (as always) the people who make movies are, in general, egomaniacs. Witness George Lucas' destruction of the perfectly good Star Wars franchise and the Wachowskis' failure in The Matrix: Revolutions. In both cases, any randomly selected committee of fans could have told the director "This is crap!"

      Unfortunately, directors' egocentrism is reinforced by scores of loyal fans who will go and see the movies because of a (vain) hope that the director will deliver "this time." That's why I'm not going to watch RotK unless I see good reviews from Tolkien purists.

      Maybe in the future when killer CGI is cheap, people will be able to redo the Lord of the Rings, but it will most likely be an underground production, as I don't think New Line is going to be very eager to give up their movie rights. Perhaps a similar thing will happen for Star Wars.

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    6. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would quite possibly be the most boring collection of movies ever created.

    7. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Buddy+Bradley · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't you just get a group of friends together and do a dramatic reading of it? It would only take a weekend and the cost of beer and pizza instead of waiting a couple decades and spending another billion dollars on something that's been done. Or just call Ralph Bakshi and have him do it for you.

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    8. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      The division into Fellowship, Towers, and Return was something of an arbitrary one made by publishers to avoid selling the entire Lord of the Rings in one huge volume. Tolkien himself divided the work into six books; thus if you crack open a copy of Fellowship, you will see the heading "BOOK I" at the beginning, and "BOOK II" when they get to Rivendell.

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    9. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Each book is two "books"...idiot.

      I didn't even read LOTR and I know that.


      PKB because YOU haven't read LOTR

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    10. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer Generated Images

      Moron.

    11. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by bdeclerc · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's JRR Tolkien himself who split up LOTR into 6 "books", which were actually published as 3 volumes. Just open up the paper version of LOTR you undoubtedly have lying around, and you'll see this is the case...

    12. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is "PKB"?

    13. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice .sig!

    14. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      The difference is that Hamlet was actually written to be performed, so performing it as it's written makes sense. LoTR was written to be read, and any dramatic version of it other than having a guy sitting in front of a camera reading the book is going to be missing something.

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    15. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice troll. Two points for making people think you're serious, and a bonus five points for getting otherwise sane people to agree with you.

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    16. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by |/|/||| · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm certainly not going to skip the movie. You're absolutely right about how it should have been done, but what PJ did put together is still good.

      ...assuming, of course, that some of the most crucial scenes haven't been screwed up. My favorite scene in the books is when Merry and Eowyn take on the witch king. If they did it right, it's going to rock!

      Definitely should have been 6 movies though, and without all of the totally unnecessary plot changes and action scenes.

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    17. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      People, this is totally not an attempt to enflame anybody. I'm just saying it's how I wanted it. I'm happy for you if you like the movies -- I just dont.

      It *is* possible to have a negative opinion of a thing without saying anything negative about the thing: read my post, no flame there.

    18. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The three books in the trilogy are each divided into two parts. These are referred to as books within the books themselves. For instance in RotK, at the end of the chapter "The Black Gate Opens", there is a page with a legend of "Book VI".

      Even the tables of contents divide each book into two books. So maybe he read them after all.

    19. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I mean. The theory being that with 6 movies you wouldn't have to cut for time reasons.

    20. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1
      pot-kettle-black

      short hand (or lazy) way of accusing someone of being a hypocrit

    21. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      No I think the title of egomaniac belongs to bitching fans.

      George Lucas created Star Wars. It was his vision in the first place. So sorry he fucked up what you "thought" his vision should have been. Episode I and II are political in nature. It's more a movie like "Elizabeth".

      The original Star Wars movies were "space westerns". That's not my description, that's Lucas'. Forgive Lucas if he wanted to broaden the scope of things with Return of the Jedi and subsequent episodes.

      Same thing with the Wachowski brothers. They penned the original. How could they fuck it up. Honestly, the whole "human battery" concept was lame to begin with. The very concept of nuclear power never seemed to cross their mind. If thought that plotline was "cool" I guess it's your own fault for being scientfically ignorant.

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    22. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that you could do as well as Peter Jackson. The guy really has a lot on his mind.

      Your'e also assuming a studio would go for 6 movies. Actually, Peter Jackson PITCHED it as two. The studio execs told him to do three.

      We will forgive Peter Jackson for being a good director and knowing how to put together a movie that will sell AND is a very good adaptation. As I write, "Queen of the Dammed" is playing on TV. If you want to bitch about a bad adaptation, theres a good start.

      We will futher forgive JRR Tolkien for knowing dick about movies. His failure to write a decent screen play instead of an epic is truly dissapointing.

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    23. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Spyffe · · Score: 1
      You claim that Star Wars was a certain way, and the Matrix was a certain way, but isn't that also a unilateral opinion? If I recall correctly, I said that:
      any randomly selected committee of fans could have told the director "This is crap!"
      I base this statement on personal experience. The vast majority of Star Wars fans I know consider Episodes I and II to be crap. If you will honestly claim that the majority of Star Wars fans you know thinks Episodes I and II were a refreshing change after that "space western" The Empire Strikes Back, then do so.

      I find it amusing that you would compare a movie that features a walking cross between an amphibian and an anti-Jamaican racial slur with Elizabeth. But that's my personal opinion, I won't foist it on you.

      What I am saying is: "How can directors go from making a movie that's so popular to producing something that people hate? Because people watch it anyway!" The public lulls directors into thinking they are gods.

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    24. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, thanks.

      So I'm an idiot for not reading fiction? That's some odd logic...

    25. Re:I'm not going to watch the ROTK by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Most people I know didn't Episode I. Far more people liked Episode II. A similiar number didn't like "Return of the Jedi". And I do agree that Jar-Jar was annoying in episode I. C3P0 was equally annoying in Episode II.

      My ultimate take is that people see a film they like and get their own ideas about what should happen before or after. Too often we judge on what we want instead of the story that the writer or director had in mind.

      Everyone is perfectly free too like or dislike Episode I & II. They are equally free to like or dislike "Revolutions". However, I find it very disengenous to shower someone with praise for their original vision and subsequently call them an idiot for concluding the story in a way that doesn't satisfy you.

      I absoluetly loved "Elizabeth". However, most of my friends didn't care for it. I take it that it was because it lacked action and contained a lot of political drama. I am keenly interested in politics.

      Episode 1 & 2 are largely about politics. It's about the method that false icon uses to seduce the people into willingly giving up their freedoms. It is in fact, a good lesson that we should all heed given the nature of our current president and his attorney general. They too are asking us to give up our freedom for our "security". They too have formed an unholy alliance with both business and religion.

      Ultimately, it's a different tale then the bang, bang, shoot-em-up run from the guy in the black hat story in Star Wars (4). There is absoluetly NOTHING unique about it except it has space ships instead of wagons horses and wagons.

      The old wizzened mentor. The fallen father and the prodigal son. These are all old stories repackaged as most stories are. If Lucas is guilty of one thing, it's trying to raise his story to a higher level of significance. I'm sorry if it didn't fit your mold.

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  36. Who cares? by WayTooOldForThis · · Score: 1

    . . . Not me.

  37. How About a Link to the explanation from pj? by BathTub · · Score: 1

    http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=16462

  38. One.. by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

    One director to ruin it all, one director to.....
    Ack I can't think of a good finish. I just wanted to get this joke out of the way early. In typical Slashdot fashion, I anticipate 10 more like it in 5..4..3.....

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  39. it's purely a bywater joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to refer to this as Sharky's end

  40. Rankin Bass Animated Feature by AllergicToMilk · · Score: 1

    Actually, they cut Saruman out of the Rankin-Bass animated version of the RotK and unless you'd have read the story and knew what to expect, I don't think you'd have noticed it. Saruman was also marginalized in the Ralph Bakshi version of the LotR which really only went through the Two Towers, quickly summarizing the RotK.

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  41. Dialog from deleted scene with Saruman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a pouring rain, surrounded by hundreds of Elrond clones:
    Elrond: Welcome back, Mister Saruman. We missed you.

  42. does the time saved really matter? by dslbrian · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It seems like cutting 7 minutes from what, a two and a half hour movie is diminishing returns. I'd rather see what happens to Saruman...

    Then again mabye its a conspiricy to get everyone to buy the extended version DVD. Based on the first extended version DVD (Fellowship of the Ring) I thought all the cut stuff should have been left in the movie also. I like getting my moneys worth from a movie ticket, bring on the 3 hour movies.

    1. Re:does the time saved really matter? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      I like getting my moneys worth from a movie ticket, bring on the 3 hour movies.

      I bow before the might of your bladder. In the absence of intervals, however, not all of us are strong enough for such things.

    2. Re:does the time saved really matter? by Obyron · · Score: 1

      It seems like cutting 7 minutes from what, a two and a half hour movie

      Good thing this is a 3 hour and 20 minute movie cut down from FOUR hours (which will get you your money's worth from the DVD).

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    3. Re:does the time saved really matter? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Lots of directors have stated numerous times that when you perform cuts on a movie for the final version, sometimes as little as 2 or 3 frames can make the difference between a scene that's brilliant, funny, powerful, etc, and a scene that drags on too long and loses its audience.

      Just for example, rent Criterion Collection chasing amy. The cut scenes would have lengthened the movie by about 5 minutes, but would have destroyed it.

      ~Will

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    4. Re:does the time saved really matter? by fireduck · · Score: 1

      Yes the time saved does matter. Because it isn't really the time that matters, but the pacing. Sticking a somewhat lengthy sequence at the beginning of the movie, setting up the fate of a character who disappears after the scene, doesn't work. The audience will wonder what the point was.

      For example, I recently re-watched Matrix Reloaded on DVD and found it to be much better than I recalled it in the theater, simply because I fastforwarded through that horrible rave in the cave scene. Sure it was only 4 minutes, but those four minutes dragged and had NO bearing on the movie as a whole. Granted, Reloaded still wasn't great, but that simple change in pacing did make me see it in a slightly better light.

      Return of the King is about Frodo destroying a ring and Aragorn taking his place as king. Saruman getting deported is quite far down on the list of important things (particularly since the Scouring isn't being included). How they deal with the Palantir is an issue, but beyond that, there's no need for Saruman.

    5. Re:does the time saved really matter? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      I think it was Hitcock that said he'd never make a movie longer than the human bladder could control. The Extended Edition TTT is supposed to have like 43 minutes of additional scenes in it. That is a lot of scenes to be cut, and several of the scenes in Fellowship should have been kept, but I remember thinking five times in Fellowship, "Okay its going to end now"...and no it went on another 20 minutes, "Okay its going to end here", then another 20 minutes." Okay I'm going to the bathroom now", came back and still had another 45 minutes left.

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    6. Re:does the time saved really matter? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      If, as other posts have suggested, the 7 minutes were cut from the theatrical version to give it better flow from the get go, then I'd have to say that they were well worth it. Remember the beginning of the Two Towers? Gandalf falling through Moria, kicking the SHIT out of the Balrog the whole way down? How it immediately sucked you into the new movie and left you breathless? I'd have to say the reason I saw the movie the third time in the theatre was to get that rush again, because it wouldn't be as fresh or powerful on DVD (and it wasn't, still BADASS though).

      You can't get that kind of passion recapping Sauron for seven minutes. If they want to really start this next piece en media res, then saving that footage for the director's cut was a wise decision. It's fun to see Sauron get his just deserts, but it's more of a "Mr. Smith goes to Washington" fun than a "Jackie Chan fight sequence" fun.

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    7. Re:does the time saved really matter? by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      It would actually be diminishing returns putting that seven minutes in just for added closure, since apparently it makes the movie feel awkward and oddly-paced right from the start.

    8. Re:does the time saved really matter? by jwlidtnet · · Score: 1

      Yep. Big Trouble in Little China is one of my favorite movies, and while seeing the "extended scenes" on the DVD was a real eye-opener, it let me appreciate even more the work that goes into editing. Adding a few seconds of "extended footage" to any given number of scenes might've ruined 'em.

    9. Re:does the time saved really matter? by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
      Try "Touch of Evil" by Orson Welles.

      3 seconds. Changes the entire 3rd act of the movie.

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    10. Re:does the time saved really matter? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Cut down on the caffeine, and go before you enter the cinema.

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  43. At the Matrix the other night. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    They showed that weird, hybrid movie/game trailer at the Matrix the other night. I turned to my friend and said, "If that mother fucker cuts the Scouring of the Shire he's going to have to answer to me."

    You hear me Peter! YOU HEAR ME!

    I was willing to let the fact that you cut Tom Bombadil slide. Yeah, I wanted to see Bill Murray as Bomadil. My little fantasy shot. But it was okay because you were doing an good job over all.

    But if Sharky doesn't buy it in front of you-know-where and the hand of you-know-who I'm going to be ROYALLY PISSED!

    -Peter

    1. Re:At the Matrix the other night. by syrinx · · Score: 1

      um, how is it under that rock?

      the Scouring parts were never going to be in the movie.

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    2. Re:At the Matrix the other night. by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      Uh, hate to tell you this, but we've known for over two years that the Scouring was out. It was pretty much the 2nd major sequence to go after Tom Bombadil.

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    3. Re:At the Matrix the other night. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Buy "under that rock" you mean "not obsessively reloading Ain't it Cool News"?

      -Peter

    4. Re:At the Matrix the other night. by xA40D · · Score: 1

      2nd major sequence to go after Tom Bombadil

      Tom Bombadil may have been major, but let's face it the only major happening in the whole sequence is that the hobbits ended up with swords. It contributes little to the rest of the story.

      The Tom Bombadil sequence also had a totally different mood to the rest of the book. It's the only bit of the book reminds me of the Hobbit when I read it. I'm of the belief that only way they could have made Tom Bombadil work would have done him and his Mrs as CGI. Which would have lessened the impact of Gollum somewhat. So I sort of expected this to go.

      Whereas I seem to remember the Saruman bits that were to come in #3 are rather important. I suppose this explains the whole detor thing Frodo did in #2.

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    5. Re:At the Matrix the other night. by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      It's one of those cases where a Book and Movies are two different storytelling types. In a book, you can have a denoument that goes on for 200 pages. But you can't get away with that in a movie - if he followed the book, the destruction of the ring would happen at about the 2 hour mark, and the audience would then be bored out of their wits for the rest of the movie.

      The Scouring is a nice sequence, but it would never work within a movie, and isn't vital to the core plotlines.

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    6. Re:At the Matrix the other night. by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Saruman is not in ROTK, the book, either. There is, however some significant material left out of TTT, the movie, that I thought they would use in ROTK.

  44. I doubt It by ajberg · · Score: 1

    Peter Jackson has to put somthing in. But the movies are never as good as the books LOTR is no exption. They have a lot of ground to cover in three hours. Even if he isn't in the theatucal release that dosnt mean he won't be in Extended Edtion. I'm relly loking fowad to ROTK. It wold be ashame if he messed up not.

  45. Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by psiphiorg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To this viewer, the resolution was implied in The Two Towers: The Ents came smashing in, destroying everything around him, and during that battle, he met a squishy end. I didn't need to see it to understand what was going on; it was very fitting that he was destroyed by the Ents, when he had destroyed so much of the forest.

    Therefore, I was quite surprised when I first heard that Saruman was going to be in the third movie--that meant somehow he had escaped the poetic fate that seemed so obvious. And now that he's gone again, I don't see a problem with the removal of those scenes.

    davidh

    1. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

      Nahh ... that's not how I saw it. Basically, the last shot of the S man was him turning around, and fleeing into the tower (I believe). Or maybe it was just him looking stupid on the balcony. In any case, there was no conclusive shot of S man meeting his maker. Castrated. Yes. Unresolved. Yes. I just need to see a shot of the tower crashing, or some Ent cleaning his toes before I can let Peter-Peter-Carrot-Eater off the hook. I believe he knows this too. Just because Dooku isn't in this, doesn't mean he isn't in this. Ya know I mean?

    2. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by graveyhead · · Score: 1

      As Gandalf would say, "I have pity on him, as I do for all slaves of Sauron."

      Anyhow, the purpose of Saruman's character in the end, to my mind, is to show how far the four hobbits had grown since leaving the Shire in the first place. Very easily, they manage to rouse their friends and neighbors into action immediately upon returning, and bring about Sharkey's end. Since Jackson plans no scouring chapter, Saruman's tale has pretty much entirely been told, except for the loss of the Palantir. It remains to be seen how (or if at all) Jackson handles that.

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    3. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by acroyear · · Score: 1

      *book-based spoiler ahead*

      what about the fucking palantir????

      the point of the wrap-up with Sauruman is to get the Palantir into Aragorn's hands (so he can assert his kingship and buy time for Frodo/Sam), and also for Pippen to see into and thus be forced to separate off with Gandalf (a line implied by the trailer so far...but then again, lines between aragorn and gandalf in the trailer for two towers ended up cut and into the SE dvd instead). Wormtongue has to get pissy about it all and throw the damn thing out the window!

      if they weren't gonna do that sequence at all, then (aside from making the fan-boys go "oh cool, they put it in there") why bother mentioning the damned thing in the first film in the first place?

      sheesh

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    4. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      I didn't need to see it to understand what was going on; it was very fitting that he was destroyed by the Ents, when he had destroyed so much of the forest.

      Therefore, I was quite surprised when I first heard that Saruman was going to be in the third movie--that meant somehow he had escaped the poetic fate that seemed so obvious.


      Except, of course, that Saruman has a larger part to play then simply being squished by Ents. While the movie will not show it, he is still important to the story, and his end is even more terrible and fitting than what you assume.

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    5. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by wanerious · · Score: 0

      Easy. Denethor has one. Pippen and Aragorn can monkey around with it there.

    6. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is one of the greatest moments in the books when Gandalf destroys Saruman's staff and casts him from the order. What a fucking waste.

    7. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by acroyear · · Score: 1

      except that until pippin is seen through the palantir, and thus put in mortal danger, he doesn't even need to go to gondor w/ gandalf in the first place...he may as well have stayed with merry.

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    8. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by Marsala · · Score: 1

      The thing is (and I'm going to try avoid spoiling the plotline for those who have never read the books) that the inevitable showdown with Sauron and his minions isn't the end of the story. Tolkien went all out in the crafting of the story, and that means he covered not only Big Battles, but also what happens when it's all over and our heroes are trying to get back to their old, normal lives.

      And Sauruman being defeated but not eliminated is influential (but by no means necessary) to that part of the story.

      To my mind, Jackson can be forgiven for skipping over some stuff from the book to accomodate the movie. Except for leaving out Tom Bombadil. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THAT! TO ARMS! TO ARMS! REMEMBER THE BOMBADIL!!

    9. Re:Resolution given in "The Two Towers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He does stay with Merry in the film. ;)

  46. He's got a different role now. by NotoriousBob · · Score: 0

    He serves people on this website now.

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  47. Saruman of any color! by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Come out! -Gandalf said....

    And then, blah blah blah blah.....then gandalf said...

    Saruman, Your staff is broken! (all your staff is belong to us)....

    You get the point. Its a tremendously important culmination of the first part of the war.

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  48. Jackson will likely pull it off by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To everyone currently bitching on /. :

    Everyone on /. was up in arms because Arwen replaced Glorfindel, prior to the release of the first movie (Myself included).

    Many had fits with a "last alliance of men and elves" at Helm's Deep.

    However, the movies have not dissapointed many, other than the die-hard fans.

    I will admit that I did not like FOTR after my first watch. Sections of TTT, such as the Warg attack bugged me, however, for those who have not read the books 16x like myself, I found my friends loved the movies.

    This is important because Jackson has captured the essence of the books, and the essence of what LOTR is about. Granted, he could have followed the books perfectly - but then only die-hard fans would enjoy it.

    Think about it - do you believe more or fewer people are reading the books now that the first 2 films are out?

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    1. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jar Jar Jaromir is _my_ only beef so far.

    2. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by banzai75 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Think about it - do you believe more or fewer people are reading the books now that the first 2 films are out?

      I stopped reading after the elves never showed up at Helm's Deep. Who is the Tolkien guy and how dare he mess with a Peter Jackson classic film?

    3. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have read LOTR in its entirety at least once every year for a quarter of a century now. I am not disappointed in anything Jackson has done. If there were an award for most faithful film adaptation of classic literature, he would definitely be in line for it. He's an exhaustively careful filmmaker. I can see his logic in getting rid of the Saruman scenes, as well, since they are really just a prelude into the Scouring, which is no longer there. Dramatically Tolkein was somewhat of an amateur, since his book comes to a climax rather early, and spends a long time tapering off. While wonderful for those unwilling to leave the magical world, it's no wonder Jackson left it out of the film -- the last three chapters of the book are unfilmable. My anticipation for ROTK is strictly to see what Jackson does do to wrap things up.

    4. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by F34nor · · Score: 1

      I hated the Glorfindle Arwen scene becasue it made Frodo a fucking pansey at the fords. In the book FORDO stands up despite the pain and tells them off. This is why he was the ring bearer becasue he was a tough SOB not a stupid child who had to be coddled.

      I had fits about Helms Deep becasue...
      1. There was no need to bring the Women and children.
      2. Eomer had 1 platoon... where did the fucking army come from?
      3. HURONS HURONS HURONS.

      I had fits about the Ents becasuse the whole "tricking Fangorn" thing was about as dumb as anything in the whole world. That's like pulling a fast one on Gandalf... not going to happen.

      I had REAL fits about Faramir.

      I had a fucking sezuire when Frodo showed the ring to the Nazgul in the end of TTT. That the end of story. Nazgul senses ring near Gonor he invades right f'n now. No stealth, no shelob, no nothing, everyone dies right fucking now.

      WHAT I HATED THE MOST...

      It was a great movie with horrible editing brough on by Jackson's hubris. He came to belive his own bullshit and lost the Tao. That's why it sucked.

    5. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by vhold · · Score: 1

      Its obvious why the movie had to be changed from the books slightly, but in crucial ways.

      The powerful national board of educators demanded that certain key elements be changed so that they can tell the difference between students that did their book report on the movies and those that actually read the books.

    6. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      But in the book, Sauron knew (roughly) where the ring was anyway, but he incorrectly assumed it was on its way to Minas Tirith(sp?). The encounter with the Nazgul at the end of TTT fits in OK with the book, the war has already begun, Osgiliath is about to fall, the orcs are about to cross the river and assault Minas Tirith itself (where Sauron assumed that Frodo was heading).

      The whole plot of book 5 is based around Gandalf doing everything he can to make it appear to Sauron that the ring really is in Gondor, and about to be used against Sauron, to provide cover to Frodo sneaking in the back door to Mordor. Why does the Nazgul encounter at Osgiliath not reinforce that?

      I tend to agree with the rest though - except that it isn't stated where Eomer and Gandalf got the rest of the troops from - presumably Edoras and Helm's deep are not the only places in Rohan where troops are stationed.

      And what is that about women and children? Did you mean they should have left them undefended at edoras while the army fled to helm's deep? Actually I was disappointed there were not more women involved in the fighting. Eowen led us to believe that the Rohan women were pretty handy with a sword.

    7. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Tetsuo · · Score: 1

      Well, more people will read the books for sure.
      And the problem with cutting old Sharku miserable end's: giving the completely wrong feeling that LOTR finish with a happy end. It wasn't, isn't and won't ever be for me. Evil is defeated but the price is that the greater power of good are forced to walk away. If you stop LOTR at just the end of the Aragorn+Arwen celebration then it could be summarized as pre classic D&D advantures. It has more classical Greeks root (Oedipus ... especially frodo->aragorn & pippin->denethor & merry->theoden) roots than anything else. So it has to end badly for the main character(s) :-)

    8. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by F34nor · · Score: 1

      The women and children in the book were taken by the Eowen into the hills. Jackson clearly though he needed to add a little more dramatic tension to the scene so he had the women and kids cowering in helms deep.

      Eowen gets to slay the king of the nine, no small feat.

      But I think you missed the level of power that Sauron would have excersized if one of the Nine found the ring in Osgiliath. Minis Morgul is about 5 minutes away by Winged steed. So in 5 minutes all the Nine would have showed up an no power on Middle Earth would have saved Frodo. If the ring was detected that close to Morodor it would have been the end of the book. A. The orc in Minis Morgul would have come down out of the Morgul vale and marthced on Osgiliath, cutting off any way for Frodo and Sam to waltz up there and sneak past. Plus Sauron wouldn't have waited, his whole army would have attacked right then so army 1 comes from the north, army 2 is already on the move from the south and army 3 would have come directly from the East through Minis Morgul. There's no way out of that trap.

      The thing about women is something of a cultrul artifact. How many women were fighting in WWI? Just becasue there are no women does mean this thing is sexist, the only women in the book are stong and brave. Just accept that gems are precious and rare and not to be gaudy sprinkles.

    9. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      You're joking, but you raise a great point. Jackson is really running with the Tolkein rights, and in the process he's streamlining and enhancing the story for a modern artist without losing the essential theme or style of the novels.

      As such, once these movies are all out in the world, we're going to wind up with two sorts of LotR fans: fans of Jackson's version, and fan's of Tolkeins. That's not necesarily a bad thing...I don't think either is better and arguing it is on the same level of pleasant futility as arguing Guiness over Newcastle. They're both great examples of how imaginative people can suck us into their works.

      Oh, and I'll be assuming the role of the Jackson LotR fan, merely because I think John Rhys Davies is the bomb yo.

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    10. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Many had fits with a "last alliance of men and elves" at Helm's Deep.

      However, the movies have not dissapointed many, other than the die-hard fans.


      Actually the problem with Helm's Deep is the Dwarf comedy.

      The problem with TTT is the Fangorn comedy. And all things Ent that the movie decided to do.

      So the Elves arrived before rather than after the battle... and the Rangers haven't shown up yet.

      But Edoras is too small, all of Rohan is too small, the scale was just tiny... like Luxembourg instead of Poland.

    11. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      Again, I mostly agree but just to play devil's advocate...

      We don't know where the 9 were at the time. Most likely, they were spread all across middle earth looking for Frodo. And the last thing Sauron would want is to scare Frodo into using the ring in anger. The movies did a terrible job of showing the distance scale in middle earth, even if Sauron immediately sent out every army he had to converge on Osgiliath it would still take of the order of days (not minutes or hours) to get there.

      As for the women, I had forgotten that Eowen led them into the hills. But one of the main themes in the books (which is less of a theme in the movies, unfortunately) is that there are real cultural differences between the various races of middle earth, and between humans then and humans now. It is quite plausible that the women of Rohan took an active part in the fighting. I don't know how many women fought in WW1 (or WW2) but in modern times where were sugnificant numbers of women in the soviet army (in combat roles too). But yeah the role of women in the movie is quite consistent with the books. Its just that it struck me as weird that they were in a life & death struggle, outnumbered 30-1 with no hope of the women & children escaping, yet they still didn't give the women any swords to defend themselves? Best would have been if the movies followed the books and the women wern't there (as you said originally;), but given that they were there, it is silly that they didn't fight.

    12. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by EvanED · · Score: 1

      (ROTK Spoilers)

      "We don't know where the 9 were at the time. Most likely, they were spread all across middle earth looking for Frodo."

      There were at least a fair number of the Nazgul near Mount Doom. From p. 925 in my edition (the 3 vol. paperback with the movie pictures on the cover): "At his summons, wheeling with a rending cry, in a last desperate race there flew, faster than the winds, the Nazgul, the Ringwraiths, and with a storm of wings they hurtled southwards to Mount Doom."

      "...even if Sauron immediately sent out every army he had to converge on Osgiliath it would still take of the order of days (not minutes or hours) to get there."

      Most of The Nine (those that were around Minas Morgul) could have been there in probably an hour at most. It's about 25 miles from Minas Morgul to Osgiliath, so if the winged stead (because I can't think of the animals' name...) can fly 50 mph (not too unreasonable considering the above quote and the other appearances), they could make it there and back in under an hour.

    13. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

      I stopped reading after the elves never showed up at Helm's Deep. Who is the Tolkien guy and how dare he mess with a Peter Jackson classic film?

      Uh, if you stopped reading, how do you know they never showed up? I mean, sheesh. Maybe the book got a little slow and you didn't give it enough time.

    14. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by antin · · Score: 1

      Why would making it fit the books perfectly ruin it for all but the die-hard fans? The books were popular enough in their own right that the movie sort of sold itself; and having read the books and seen the movies I cannot say that any change Jackson has made has been for the better.

      He has just dumbed it down, and added some more action - pretty poor if you ask me.

    15. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      In the book FORDO stands up despite the pain and tells them off.

      In the book Frodo stops once he gets across the Bruinen and let's the nazgul come for him. He wasn't trying to get away. He was delirious. If it weren't for Elrond's and Gandalf's intervention, they would have had him ten seconds later.

      Eomer had 1 platoon...

      Yes, but Gandalf rounded up the army that was routed at the fords of Isen. Have you actually read the books? Or are you just badly restating objections you heard elsewhere?

      HURONS HURONS HURONS

      Now I know you didn't read the books. There were no American Indian tribes anywhere in Tolkien's works. As for the Huorns they're in TTT:EE. We're they too important to leave out? No. They were part of the "mop up" brigade, and not essential to the *movie* adaptation.

      I had fits about the Ents becasuse the whole "tricking Fangorn" thing was about as dumb as anything in the whole world.

      I somewhat agree. But if you think about it, the Ents deciding not to get involved with the affairs of men is completely in character. That's what the movie audience (and Merry and Pippin) are concerned about. We don't know from the context of the movie that Saruman has cut down vast swaths of Fangorn Forest. Certainly you don't expect the the audience to believe that the Ents would wage war on Saruman just because a few of his orcs cut down a few branches to make a campfire back in an earlier scene? Showing Treebeard stumbling upon the destruction saved about five to ten minutes of boring exposition.

      I had REAL fits about Faramir.

      Actually, I'm glad they made Faramir into a human being, instead of this superman who can resist the power of the ring even when Gandalf cannot. Put on your logic cap. What works in the book doesn't necessarily work in the movie. "You guys have the one ring of power, I'm stuck here in a major war that could be the complete destruction of my nation, and we're losing badly. No problem, here have some some of our dwindling supplies and be on your way." If you haven't read the books, that would make absolutely no sense!

      I had a fucking sezuire when Frodo showed the ring to the Nazgul in the end of TTT

      So glad to know that you won't be seeing the next movie. I dont' know if I could endure more of your whining.

      Books and movies are completely separate mediums. In the books we have Tolkien telling us that the ring is evil and corrupting. But in the movies the audience needs to see it. What would be twenty times worse than Frodo showing the ring to the Nazgul would be some stupid narrator popping up every ten minutes to remind us how tempting that ring is and how it corrupts all who possess it. But this scene showed visually, in crystal clarity, the changes that Frodo is undergoing. He's succumbing to the power of the ring. He's going out of his mind.

      Seriously, what did you want? To have some professor of Medieval Literature stand up and recite the books word for word to the camera? I'll bet you're still pissed that Sam didn't throw an apple at Bill Ferny way back in the first movie. Get over it.

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    16. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      SPOILERS!!!

      At that point they were engaged in the battle for Minis Tirith. BTW, at that point the nine were reduced to 8. The lord of the Ringwraiths had been slayed by a hobbit!!!!

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    17. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      After seeing the extended edition of Fellowship I was flabbergasted at what they left out. The scenes were absoluetly brilliant and provided so much ambiance to the film.

      However, there is a difference to what I personally am interested in and what an average movie goer is. I like what Jackson is doing with extended additions. Some people simply aren't interested in all that deatail.

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    18. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      I liken what you're saying to those people who learn about current events through TV movies (i.e. Jessica Lynch, Elizabeth Smart, etc.). The difference here is that Peter Jackson is going to extraordinary lengths to bring LOTR to the screen in a manner consistent with the spirit of the book, as opposed to slavishly running through the plot point by point. Telling a story on film is very different than in a book, and Jackson is keeping his eye on the big picture. Sure, I've regretted some changes just like many fans of the books, but overall the guy is doing an amazing job...

      And besides, the theatrical release is a one-time (OK, maybe "few" times) affair - the DVD is what's going on my bookshelf.

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    19. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by wanerious · · Score: 0

      But there is another possibility. PJ can take out Sharkey and still not close with a happy ending. SPOILER It is well-known that the movie ends with a long sad scene at the Grey Havens. It is here that we will probably get the idea that war changes all.

    20. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. What bugged me is the scene (Two Towers) in which Mr. Jackson had Frodo try to hand the ring to a ringwraith twenty miles from the border of Mordor and then had Faramir witness this and decide that it was a really super great idea to let Frodo take care of the ring anyway. Then Sam makes a speech. That's not in the books - because it's freaking stupid. If anything shows the spirit of these movies it's that dumb-ass scene. I'm glad they cared enough to work hard on the props and stuff, but in the end these movies are just dumbed down mass-market bullshit, and that's not "capturing the essence of the books".

    21. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      erm, maybe when he got to the end of the battle of helm's deep, he figured out that the elves weren't going to make it to the battle...

    22. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only that bugs me, is in the standard editions. When they leave Rivendell they do not recieve gifts (the rope, really), which come into use later.

      It will be interesting to see Sam just pull out a whole heap o rope outta no where!

    23. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Let me just say this: the tom bombadil affairs in FotR got so wierd and silly that for years I never got any further into the book. In fact, I didn't finish the trilogy until college.

      Removing parts that don't play well to a modern audience without bastardizing the work takes great care and skill and the end result is as valid a piece of art as the original. Take John Gardener's retelling of the Beowulf legend, Grendel, told from the eyes of the monster.

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    24. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by MrEd · · Score: 1
      Dramatically Tolkein was somewhat of an amateur, since his book comes to a climax rather early, and spends a long time tapering off.


      The scouring of the shire is pretty important in a moralistic way rather than a dramatic way... I've always seen it as a reminder that the struggle for justice is fought on every level, from the world stage to the fate of a few villages in an obscure corner of a county.

      And, while undramatic, it's also more realistic. The real world is never like a james bond movie - Blowing up an underground lair (or pulling down a large brass statue) doesn't magically make things perfect.


      All being said he did right to take it out of the movie. It doesn't fit the mold of popular drama.

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    25. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Belgand · · Score: 1

      I've never been a fan of the books. Maybe it someone other than Tolkein had written them and they didn't have those horrible, horrible, horrible hobbits in them, but no. As they exist I can barely tolerate them. I do enjoy the movies though. Yet still I'm pissed about this, I'm pissed about the wargs, the elves, Arwen... all of it.

      I'm especially pissed about this though.

      I think the best thing I've read about it is that Saruman is sort of like Vader in these movies to the casual viewer. Yeah, Sauron is out there, but he's just a big flaming eye. Sort of like the Emperor. He may be the guy behind the scenes, but he's never any immediate threat. Saruman, however, is out there fielding armies, causing trouble. He's right in the thick of things and the primary villian at present. To not resolve that. To just make people assume that maybe he died off-screen or has otherwise been de-fanged is cheap.

      As for the Palintir, well... they've established that Sauruman has it and that Gandalf knows he has it as early as the first film. That they manage to go find it is just sloppy filmmaking. As is all of this. It's putting the burden on the audience to fill in stuff that the director doesn't want to do. As for the argument that it functions to wrap things up from the previous film? Well... he tossed the beginning of Two Towers into Fellowship and then continued the search rather abruptly in Two Towers so he doesn't quite have the track record to back it up. Throwing in the scene of Gandalf confronting Saruman would have been an excellent way to get Return of the King underway.

    26. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off sanctimonious BITCH.

    27. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Um not really. At the point where Frodo is taken to Osiligoth in the movie Sauron hadn't let any of his army out of Mordor. What you are talkinga bout happens in the middle of the ROTK and what were are talking about is in late TTT. Also a woman slays the wrath not a hobbit.

    28. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, the FIRST Helm's Deep battle, maybe. But what about the SECOND?? I guess you skipped that chapter. ;)

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    29. Re:Jackson will likely pull it off by pmace · · Score: 0

      And another thing - why the hell didn't Sam throw an apple at Bill Ferny on the way out of Bree?

  49. yeah like it'll happen by fullmetal55 · · Score: 1

    the movie's out in a month, not enough time to reverse any cuts. plus this is RUMOUR, not fact. unless this person can show me the theatrical release of rotk tomorrow, I won't believe it until I see the movie on Dec 16th. i know certain scenes have been cut, and several of them have a lot to do with Saruman's character, but I've also heard of Saruman being in ROTK in only one scene. frankly this is very reactionary and very late. They don't have time to edit the film, especially when its probabally already gone for duplication.

    1. Re:yeah like it'll happen by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I agree. I don't see any way to conclude the story without Aragon using the Palantir, and I don't see any way of him getting the Palantir except from Isengard, and see no way they can go to Isengard and not show Saruman.

      Actually I suppose Aragon could use Denethor's Palantir...

    2. Re:yeah like it'll happen by Stalky · · Score: 1
      Actually I suppose Aragon could use Denethor's Palantir...

      Unfortunately, Denethor's Palantir was at Minas Tirith, while Aragorn's use of Saruman's Palantir decided just which way he was going to take to get to -- where? -- Minas Tirith.

      So Jackson will probably have Arwen gallop up to Aragorn and tell him that Galadriel saw in her mirror what Aragorn was supposed to see in the Palantir.

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    3. Re:yeah like it'll happen by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Oh, right, I was thinking that Aragorn didn't use the Palantir until he was at Minas Tirith.

  50. MOD THIS KARMA WHORE DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the way, your sister Jolene is a damn fine woman!

  51. Online petitions are pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sign this petition to end online petitions!

    1. Re:Online petitions are pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not pointless. They give people warm-fuzzies, and the false belief that they are helping save *insert name here*. Even false belief is better than none, right?

  52. What Peter Jackson Forgot... by F34nor · · Score: 1

    Gilgald was an Elven King,
    Oh him the harpers sadly sing,
    the last whose relm was fair and free
    between the mountains and the sea

    His sword was long and this lance was keen
    his shining helm afar was seen
    the countless stars of heaven's field
    were mirrored in his silver shield

    But where he deweleth non can say
    for long ago he went away
    into darkness fell his star
    in the land of mordor where the shadows are.

    That gives me the fucking goose bumps, not Liv Tyler, not making Faramir "more exciting" not cutting characters, FUCKING POETRY!.

    FUCK YOU ILLERTERATE ASSWIPES!

    1. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by CanadaDave · · Score: 1
      His sword was long

      You just like it because of this phallic reference.

    2. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK YOU ILLERTERATE ASSWIPES!

      Isn't it ironic
      Don't you think?
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    3. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      Just a few spelling corrections, and it's good to go:

      Gil-galad was an Elven-king,
      Of him the harpers sadly sing;
      the last whose realm was fair and free
      between the Mountains and the Sea.

      His sword was long, his lance was keen,
      his shining helm afar was seen;
      the countless stars of heaven's field
      were mirrored in his silver shield.

      But long ago he rode away,
      and where he dwelleth none can say;
      for into darkness fell his star
      in Mordor where the shadows are.

    4. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      Gilgalad and ASSWIPES in ONE post!

      Mod this maniac through the roof! I bet he sings these words to tuneless DRONES on "Hearts of Space!"

      ;-)

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    5. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      F34nor wrote:
      FUCK YOU ILLERTERATE ASSWIPES


      So would that be the curse of F34nor? (and why can't you put a diaresis on a digit?)

    6. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm willing to kill my fellow sea-going elves to steal a boat to hunt down and kill Peter Jackson at this point. If I'm tough enought to go toe to toe with Melkor I'm more than though enough to beat some fucking sense into a fat arrogent Kiwi who doen't even listen to his own advice. (Heavenly Creatures reference.) More than that I'm going to fashion an anti Simiril out of Ungalont's darkness and make him wear it as a fucking crown of shame. And when I'm done I'm going to fire up the lawn mower and KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!

    7. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by pudding7 · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're a fvcking dork. Calm down, nerd.

    8. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I'm willing to kill my fellow sea-going elves to steal a boat to hunt down and kill Peter Jackson at this point.

      Not cool.

      Jackson did what had to be done to make three decent, entertaining, and (yes) commercially-viable movies out of one of the most uncinematic trilogies in Western literature. Would Spielberg or Lucas or some other overrated hack have made you happier?

      I'd suggest staying away from RotK. You're clearly not enjoying the films for what they are. Go outside and get some sun or something. Issuing death threats against some guy you've never met is only going to (a) make you look like a ravening moron; and (b) potentially get you into legal trouble.

    9. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      This is /. right?

      Anyway what do you expect, Jackson is doing exactly what he warned people not to do when he made Heavenly Creatures. He has come to believe his own lie more than reality.

      Basically when Jackson made this movie he entered into a sacred covenant with the millions of people who know and love Tolken. So far the changes he has made for good reasons, e.g. Tom B. etc. were fine because he kept some sort of foot on the ideological floor of the world he was working in. The problems arise when he does things for no reason, or bad reasons e.g. Faramir. These changes create what I will call a resonance cascade (Halflife.) Basically once you've shit in your own well water your fucked. Changes made in the middle with no regard for the end cause people who can reduce the whole to a singularity great pain. If you are dumbass and cannot conceive of the whole then your fine, you remain happily awed by the pretty colors, if on the hand you can see the whole in each part then those mistakes break the whole.

      See if Tolken was making a movie of The Book of Mormon this would all be fine. You can make changes to a idea and make it work if the idea isn't internally consistent. Unfortunately for Jackson he opened Pandora's box by makes the changes, he broke the Tao of the Lord of the Rings. Tolken was a true master in every sense of the word. He was a master of language, e.g. he can create beauty and strength in one form. He was a master of men, e.g. he was the head of the classics dept. at one of the best Universities in the world. And he was a master of story telling across all levels e.g. The Christmas Letters for Kids, The Hobbit for young adults, The Lord of the Rings for adults, and what became the Simirilion for Adults, other Masters and Academics. I would say that as a true master Tolken had the Tao. Everyone who has read and love the Lord of the Rings knows this, it hurts to interrupt the flow, even to put the book down because it has the Tao. By dropping boulders of shit in the flow Jackson created eddies that disrupt the harmony the Tolken created. Now don't get me wrong I support Jackson's creative freedom but outside of this that are explicit. No one knows what Moria looked like and I say Jackson did a damn good job with it. In fact Jackson did a damn good job with ALL the minutia but he lost the forest for the leaves. He lost the Tao.

    10. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      I loved the Fellowship of the Ring. It was internally consistant and the changes he made worked.

      For example... you can reduce a story to one sentance. The MOIVE of The Fellowship of the Ring can be reduced to "The Ring tests the members of the company." The is what drives the moive. Each introduction of a major character and who they are is defined by this conflict. Good vs. Evil, Right vs. Wrong. Hence GOOD MOIVE. Two tumbs up three stars.

      For example... The BOOK The Two Towers can be reduced to the sentance, "The meak recruit the strong." Merry and Pippen recruit Fangorn. Pippen recruits Denethor, Frodo recruits Smegol, and Sam and Frodo recruit Faramir.

      When Jackson got it right in TTT is when he followed this. e.g. Smegol. Golumn Smegol is truly great in this movie. It is in fact the best story telling in the film. But when Jackson lost it with Faramir he forced the movie into a path fundamentally different form the book, e.g. the Nazgul at Ositligoth. He also lost it with the Ents, Merry and Pippen trick Fangorn into helping them. The meak do not trick the mighty, the good do not trick the good. Tolken relied on Merry and Pippens goodness to entice angorns friendship and in turn thier quickness inspired Fangorn to action. Same error when Eomer and Gandlaf save Helms deep, Emomer had one Platoon not an army. This logically fallicy is painful and looses one of the deep environmental undertones of the book. Why the Uriki are so evil is they are a Frankenstien Monster. They use technology to violate nature, this pisses of the Ents, natures servents and they go and kill em. Waking up to a forest and no Orcs is more bad ass then making 20 guys morph into 2000.

      Also you clearly don't get the death treat... F34nor = Feanor fairest of those who saw the light of the two tress of the Valinor. Ever wonder why the elves were so sad? Well its becasue Feanor swore to recove the Simirils from Melkor (Sauron's God and master) and slew the elves who wouldn't give him and his follwers the boats. This is why the high elves are in middle earth becasue they follow Feanor back across the sea to Middle Earth to war against Melkor for the Simirils. So it was a Joke. Also the whole fiore up the lawn mower and KICK ASS FOR THE LORD was a comment of Dead Alive, Jacksons zombie movie. I like Peter Jackson I like his movies, he just lost the Tao.

    11. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      "ILLERTERATE"

      Well, that says it all really.

    12. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by wanerious · · Score: 0
      Basically when Jackson made this movie he entered into a sacred covenant with the millions of people who know and love Tolken.

      No, his true covenant was with his employer, New Line, who took an incredible gamble on even making the films in the first place. The commercial success of the films was by no means guaranteed. His choices to strike a balance between commercial and critic quality, as well as trying to throw a bone to all the hard-core fans (of which he is one) are a complete success.

      These changes create what I will call a resonance cascade (Halflife.) Basically once you've shit in your own well water your fucked. Changes made in the middle with no regard for the end cause people who can reduce the whole to a singularity great pain. If you are dumbass and cannot conceive of the whole then your fine, you remain happily awed by the pretty colors, if on the hand you can see the whole in each part then those mistakes break the whole.

      Mining nonsense phrases from video games is bound to be trouble. What makes you think that there is no regard for the end? Is the redemption of Faramir not possible in the 3rd film? Beware of lousy pop-philosophy. The books are one kind of "whole". The movies are another. Failure to see them as separate entities leads to calling differences in path between the two as "mistakes". Let's see the whole film (all 3, including EEs) before arguing in certainty about something that doesn't even exist yet.

      Everyone who has read and love the Lord of the Rings knows this, it hurts to interrupt the flow, even to put the book down because it has the Tao. By dropping boulders of shit in the flow Jackson created eddies that disrupt the harmony the Tolken created.

      Tao. You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means. PJ has simply created a new river. You may sail whichever one you wish. Understanding both may help you realize that they both have the same source and destination, but are not intended to be identical.

    13. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Ok you claim like many people that this was a gamble and I totally disagree. This is the most popular fiction trilogy of all time. That is a huge captive customer base. In addition Peter Jackson doesn't give a fuck about popular support for his movies. Hmmm lets think about his prior work shall we? Bad Taste (Most offensive movie ever) Dead Alive (Some highlights are a Zombie Priest fucking a Zombie woman to give birth to a Zombie baby and a giant slobbering motherly toothed vagina) Heavenly Creatures (a movie about not believing your own bullshit.) Meet the Febbles (a Muppet movie about a fly that eats shit and a family show that has a snuff porno ring in the basement.) Ok so from those simple examples can clearly see that New Line realized they were hiring a mad man. So I reject you argument with extreme prejudice.

      Also he has been widely publicized that they gave Peter Jackson full control.

      If you think that the Tao is "lousy pop-philosophy" you're smoking crack. A) its the oldest group of people who have continuously practiced the scientific method. B) it's the only philosophy or religion that can account for Quantum Mechanics.

      I would say that anything that flows has the Tao. That's all the Tao is flow and direction without resistance. Unfortunately the Tao that can be written is not the real Tao so what I said is incomplete. That doesn't mean that something written cannot have the Tao. Also you might want to note the paradox and circular thinking are key to understanding the Tao. Zen Konans are the Japanese interpretation of Tao combined with Buddhist thought.

      I also say that a masterwork is art that is fractal in nature. e.g. Jackson Pollok's paintings appear to be random but if you look each part is a map of the whole. Just like each cell in a living organism contains the plan for the whole. It is internal consistence. That is why Hayao Miyazaki is a master he can reduce a massive concept to a single image. Tolken achieves that regularly. PJ cannot bludgeon art into his own image. This is what happened when he screwed with the Ents, with the end of Helms Deep and with Faramir. He just plain fucked up. There was no need to change these things. He could have refrained from wrecking the characters without making the film longer or more marketable. Tolken marketed the characters and idea pretty well already. PJ thinks at best that he's gilding the lily, but what he really doing is breaking the flow.

      The Halflife comment was meant to be funny and was in fact fitting. Resonance Cascade. Think about it in the context I am talking about. A single disharmony cascading down through the story creating resonance. Its what I'm talking about. Because I am willing to access metaphors outside of the fantasy realm but within the slashdot realm does not degrade my argument.

      You say that PJ created a new river but you wrong. He tried to paint a river. But instead of accurately representing it in a different style he started to paint the river, got board and doodled in the corner because he didn't like the view. If you look at 100 paintings of Paris you can still tell its Paris whether its impressionist, realist, baroque or whatever. But PJ stopped accurately representing the image. This is Hubris. He is not making ART, he is reinterpreting someone else's art. That is technology. He has no muse. He lost the Tao. However you say it still the same concept. Art come from god (in the broadest and most inclusive sense of the word) technology comes from man.

      I don't want a movie that is identical. I just want it to refrain from making continuity errors that are grievous and needless.

      For the record I LOVED the first movie because he made changes that worked and had flow. That's why I hated this movie, it shows lost potential not mere stupidity or negligence. In this case it is worse to have loved and lost.

    14. Re:What Peter Jackson Forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, that's a reasonable defense of your thesis, that doesn't involve threatening to look up Peter Jackson's address and shoot out his porch light. Thanks. We disagree, but fine, whatever.

  53. Scouring of the Shire (small spoiler) by fiori · · Score: 1

    The return of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin to the Shire is a slow, but necessary part of the end of the trilogy. Despite the attempts by people to find analogies in it ("it symbolizes the spread of socialism in Europe after World War II"), it shows the aftermath of a large conflict and how the hobbits must fight to reclaim their homes.

    I doubted that Peter Jackson would include much, if any, of Book Six. Without showing the final destruction of Saruman and Wormtongue, it leaves a few loose storylines in the movie.

  54. His action figure didn't sell well... by Denver_80203 · · Score: 5, Funny

    bummer

  55. Plausible by Soong · · Score: 1

    Having just finished reading Return of the King, this is plausible. I think I can see how the can make a perfectly fine story of the ending without Saruman. The assumption could be that he was left to rot in his tower. There are still plenty of Heroes to smite plenty of Villains.

    In a way, taking Saruman out of the ending gives for a happier ending. He's a piece of the old evil. Making it seem as if that was thoroughly crushed at an earlier point makes the final victory more of a mopping up action than a continuation of the epic Good vs. Evil fight of the trilogy.

    Eh. I'm just rationalizing. Having listened to the commentary tracks on the extended versions, and how much they moan about what they have to cut, every minute of those long movies is hard won and not without scrutiny. Give'm a break. Sit back, and enjoy the show.

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    1. Re:Plausible by PurpleWizard · · Score: 1
      I'll struggle to sit back and enjoy it knowing something I consider crucial to have been removed.

      But hopefully I can forget it long enough to enjoy it.

  56. That doesn't make any sense. by death+to+hanzosan · · Score: 1

    But this is a crucial plot element. Wormtounge throws the eye out of the tower, where it is recovered and then Frodo looks into it and the eye consumes him... how will we see this showdown now? And anyway since Saruman is the son of Faramir I think that Faramir's dissapointment won't be as telling.

    1. Re:That doesn't make any sense. by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      Frodo didn't look into the palantir(sp?) - he left the party at Amon Sul and never went to Isengard. The palantir happens to either Merry or Pippin, can't remember which (probably Pippin).

      The trailers to ROTK imply that the palantir incident does occur, so presumably somehow Jackson found a way to edit it such that the palantir makes it in but Saruman doesn't.

      And what the hell gave you the idea that Saruman was the son of Faramir? Saruman isn't even a man, he's a 3000 year old (at least) Wizard. But of an age disparity!

  57. Oh, I thought you said Sauron by raider_red · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I first read the headline, my dislexia kicked in and I thought they said that Sauron had been cut from the third movie. My first thought was that he was being replaced by a little white rabbit with very sharp teeth.

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    1. Re:Oh, I thought you said Sauron by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 4, Funny

      "That's no ordinary Dark Lord! It's a viscious eyeball Dark Lord with big pointy teeth..."

      And upon Gandalf's return, he shall introduce himself as "Tim."

      Gandalf: "You shall not pass! Until you answer me these questions three, what is your name?"
      Balrog: "I am a demon of the old gods, the balrog."
      Gandalf: "What is your quest?"
      Balrog: "I seek to crush your fellowship and burn them.
      Gandalf: "What is your favorite color?"
      Balrog: "Flame orange! No, blue - AAAEEEIIIII!!!!!!"

      There are lots of possibilities, I could go on but then I'd just drive it into the ground.

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    2. Re:Oh, I thought you said Sauron by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      i thought this too so i decided to go in the comments and read what people were going to be flaming about then after reading a few i realized i had read it wrong, why'd he have to give them such similar names?

    3. Re:Oh, I thought you said Sauron by sharkey · · Score: 1
      My first thought was that he was being replaced by a little white rabbit with very sharp teeth.

      Well, as it turns out, "very sharp teeth" could be construed as "violent", so Spielberg did some fast talking and convinced PJ to improve his film. The rabbit will now be sporting a fashionable walkie-talkie in place of the "very sharp teeth".

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    4. Re:Oh, I thought you said Sauron by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 1

      That's funny, but as someone who had never read the books before seeing Fellowship, I was really confused by the similar-sounding names. And since they were both bad guys (at least one was a bad guy...the other appears to be a bad eye ;>), they were both discussed by other characters in the same context...which didn't help.

    5. Re:Oh, I thought you said Sauron by EvlG · · Score: 1

      Hahah I did EXACTLY the same thing.

    6. Re:Oh, I thought you said Sauron by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      There are lots of possibilities, I could go on but then I'd just drive it into the ground.

      Too late.

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  58. Pretty simple solution, don't go see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait for the DVD to come out. I'm so damned sick of these edits totally undermining the story for NO apparent reason.

    Let's be blunt. The masses would be MORE than happy to go see a movie that was 20 minutes longer. Why do Peter Jackson and the assorted minds behind this thing INSIST on cutting CORE material from the movie? Because the longer film won't allow them to have three shows in a night at a theater, and they would rather have more shows than a movie that stays true to the book.

    So if this kind of crap pisses you off just do what I do and don't go see it in the theater. Vote with your checkbook and just wait for the full release on DVD.

    -rt

  59. Nonsense... by herrvinny · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nonsense, you need Saruman. In my opinion, Saruman's importance is emphasized far more in the movie than in the book, but still, to keep the "masses" in line, you need to remind them of Saruman.

    At least now is the good part: Saruman's already been defeated, you can give some closure by showing Gandalf attempting to give Saruman his freedom, etc. And if you cut Saruman, how are they going to do the final scenes where the Shire is completely decimated (you can see a sneak peek of those when Frodo looks into the water with Galadriel; you can see Frodo, Sam, Merry, and the other hobbit chained up together and forced into a small cottage. Where else would that scene occur than the Shire? And they show Frodo's house, the hill, completely burned away). You need Saruman for those scenes as well. What are they going to do, have some Orcs handle it all by themselves? I don't care what race of Orcs they dream up - no Orc is cunning enough to take over the Shire. Are they going to completely erase the Shire portion? That would be madness indeed.

    I guess they're going to "feminize" the movie... After all, Return of the King does feature two marriages (Faramir - Eowyn, Arwen - Aragorn), three if you count Sam and that female hobbit - forgot her name, but you can look it up. All the females are going to love the movie if a quarter of it is just feasting and marriage, etc.

    Completely OT, I know, but in my opinion, Eowyn is much prettier than Arwen. Arwen really _flaunts_ it, if you know what I mean, but Eowyn has that "hidden power" stored up inside her - there's much more depth and power to her than Arwen, IMHO

    1. Re:Nonsense... by CanadaDave · · Score: 1
      "And if you cut Saruman, how are they going to do the final scenes where the Shire is completely decimated (you can see a sneak peek of those when Frodo looks into the water with Galadriel; you can see Frodo, Sam, Merry, and the other hobbit chained up together and forced into a small cottage. Where else would that scene occur than the Shire? And they show Frodo's house, the hill, completely burned away). You need Saruman for those scenes as well. What are they going to do, have some Orcs handle it all by themselves? I don't care what race of Orcs they dream up - no Orc is cunning enough to take over the Shire. Are they going to completely erase the Shire portion? That would be madness indeed."

      Yes, I hear the scouring of the shire is all gone. The movie ends in the Gondor/Mordor region...

    2. Re:Nonsense... by Skrectumis · · Score: 1

      This better not end up like the Matrix trilogy did. Yeech.

    3. Re:Nonsense... by Stormie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are they going to completely erase the Shire portion? That would be madness indeed.

      Yes, they are going to completely erase the scouring of the Shire, as they have said in every goddamn interview for the last three goddamn years. Christ, Slashdot today is like the Young Ones. "Oh, have we got a video!?"

    4. Re:Nonsense... by Squeebee · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, at no point will Elrond shove his hand into Frodo's chest, just to have Frodo become another Elrond and then explode. ;)

    5. Re:Nonsense... by rider · · Score: 1

      "how are they going to do the final scenes where the Shire is completely decimated"

      Easy...they're not. The scouring of the Shire isn't part of the movie. My guess it will end where we all think it will.

    6. Re:Nonsense... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      The Scouring of the Shire will not appear in the movie, despite being hinted at in Fellowship. As much as I dislike that fact (the Scouring is alot more important to the series than most would give it credit for) the removal really takes away the need for Saruman at this point.

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    7. Re:Nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up, grandparent needs to be corrected

    8. Re:Nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sam marries Rosie Cotton, who in the book did not appear until the end of ROTK, but who in the Peter Jackson FOTR had a small part.

    9. Re:Nonsense... by div_2n · · Score: 1

      Actually Galadriel says something to the effect of (paraphrased) "These things you have seen will come true if you fail." Or something like that. In other words, I think that Jackson and company created that to look like general destruction and not what those "in the know" would recognize as a scene from the Scouring.

      At this point I have resigned that the movies are a loose adaptation and not very true to what the books are themselves. This is to be expected since to really gain a feel for the books it would have taken a movie about the Hobbit and each movie being like 5 hours long.

    10. Re:Nonsense... by davew666 · · Score: 1

      you can see a sneak peek of those when Frodo looks into the water with Galadriel; you can see Frodo, Sam, Merry, and the other hobbit chained up together and forced into a small cottage. Where else would that scene occur than the Shire? And they show Frodo's house, the hill, completely burned away

      Actually Galadriel says that the things seen in the water might come to pass, not directly that they will if Frodo fails. Anyway, if you read the book you will know that there are not Orcs rampaging in the shire at the end, so in no way should the vision with Galadriel be taken to mean it will happen. Therefore no problem with not filming it.

    11. Re:Nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OT, but there's an interview with 'Eowyn' in Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Mag, available here:

      http://www.andromedaspaceways.com

      Cheers
      Simon

    12. Re:Nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie ends in the Gray Havens.

    13. Re:Nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Christ, Slashdot today is like the Young Ones. "Oh, have we got a video!?"

      What do you mean, Slashdot today? Have I missed a day when Slashdot was not like that?

    14. Re:Nonsense... by Dr_Cornholio · · Score: 1

      I don't care what race of Orcs they dream up - no Orc is cunning enough to take over the Shire.

      Orgrim Doomhammer of the Blackrock clan would pose a good challenge to your theory

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    15. Re:Nonsense... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Viv: "There I was, playing Murder In the Dark - alone, in the basement..."

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    16. Re:Nonsense... by f64 · · Score: 1

      so, you're saying what? that the scouring of shire isn't in the movie? am i getting it right? are you sure?

      f64 : annoyance in absurdum

  60. It's been awhile since I read them... by El_Smack · · Score: 1

    ... but Saruman is hardly in the books at all. Of course he is the driving force behind all the antagonists in the story, but he never strides out and speaks, except in the backstory of how the ring was lost. So not having him seen in the movie seems to be very minor. It even may be a Good Thing, keeping the character more as a "Force in the World", and less of a "Guy who just needs his ass whipped by our plucky band of Heroes".

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    1. Re:It's been awhile since I read them... by El_Smack · · Score: 1

      Dude, Don't you even know the difference between Saruman and Sauron? I don't think you read the books at all. This is Slashdot, you are expected to know what you are talking about before you post. At least RTFA.

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    2. Re:It's been awhile since I read them... by El_Smack · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my bad. Won't happen again.

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  61. Peter's Choice by Corbin+Dallas · · Score: 1

    In an email to Knowles, Peter Jackson specified that this was his call. He didn't want to start the third film by cleaning up after the second. He also reasoned that most filmgoers already assumed he died after the ent invasion.

    I understand and respect his choice, and I no doubt will still love watching Return of the King in the theater. However, I can't help think that perhaps he should have seen this comming and resolved Saruman's involvment at the end of the Two Towers. Oh well.

    Link to the Knowles Email

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    1. Re:Peter's Choice by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      He also reasoned that most filmgoers already assumed he died after the ent invasion.

      Not this filmgoer, nor anyone who cares about the story. I, for one, plan to stand outside the theatre on opening night, on my soapbox, holding my tattered ROTK paperback, hectoring the ignorant masses about what REALLY happened in the story.

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    2. Re:Peter's Choice by El_Smack · · Score: 2, Insightful


      The thing I really liked in the books is how subtly most of the characters were treated, and how some things were Black and White. The Ring really was evil and you COULD NOT use it, or even hold on to it with out being corrupted by it. Gandalf wouldn't even touch it for fear of what it would do to him. No moral relativism there. And one of the crowningly brilliant monents of the book was when Saruman and Wormtounge were seen wandering the roads, defeated and powerless, bickering at one another. Hating the sight of each other but unable to find anyone else who would take thier company, and so doomed to a fate of constant irritation and unhappiness.

      Ah, how subtle. How perfect a fate for one who had given up his honor for power. How unsurprising that even a good filmmaker couldn't resist the urge to "Oh, let's just kill him and be done. Move on to a fight scene, maybe use some CGI. The audience doesn't need that." They are still great movies, but the brilliance, the subtle gems, those things plain and precious are lost.

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    3. Re:Peter's Choice by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I, for one, plan to stand outside the theatre on opening night...

      Dude, you need to get a life. After that, you need to get a sense of proportion.

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    4. Re:Peter's Choice by wanerious · · Score: 0

      Oh, Lord. I'm a purist as well as someone who loves the films. Please, please don't do this. It's like the "dinosaur expert" sitting behind me during Jurassic Park explaining out loud to no one in particular all about each species and how the movie wasn't "realistic". Believe me, the ignorant masses don't care, and you won't make them care.

    5. Re:Peter's Choice by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

      C'mon, I was just joking.

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  62. More than he got in the book by DarkVein · · Score: 1

    Saruman gets perhaps less than seven minutes of "screentime" in the book itself. Saruman is dealt with in a nearly self-contained story after the resolution of the war with Sauron. Nearly, because you can't understand the motives of some characters or the rather un-hobbity behavior of some particular hobbits without Lord of the Rings.

    I wouldn't be surprised if the entire story were cut out for time, and the flow of the movie. It was hinted at in Fellowship, but also dismissed, possibly as a test of desire. (Sam's vision in Galadriel's Mirror)

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  63. My 2 Cents by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

    If you don't understand the importance of Saruman the White and Grima Wormtongue in Return of the King, then you need to read the book.

    Both characters continue to wreck havoc after they are defeated. To leave out the Saruman / Wormtongue & Hobbits meeting in the Shire is simply wrong.

    1. Re:My 2 Cents by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but since, from the beginning of the film's planning, the scouring of the Shire has been left out of the film, I can understand taking out this scene, which is really just tidying up the battle at Isengard. The focus of the film will be book V (1st half of ROTK), and Saruman does nothing in there. The cut scene, in fact, takes place in The Two Towers, and was originally going to be in that film, but was cut for length, and now is being cut from the third film for pacing. The scouring of the Shire is really just a whole lot of denoument. Not that it is not good, or not important to the themes of the story, but that much film after the climax would probably not be tolerated by most audiences.

  64. Tom Bombadil? by hethatishere · · Score: 1

    Well, at least they aren't putting Tom Bombadil back in his place.

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  65. He didn't have a big part by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ehh, Saurumon has two small parts in ROTK. I can see why they'd cut him. You could tell the story without him. And easily drop him into the Special edition.

    ROTK has a lot of stuff that will needs to go if that movie is going to stand on it's own. (ie: we can't have everyone saying 'goodbye' for an hour and a half).

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    1. Re:He didn't have a big part by Thangodin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, he did have a big part--and they've already shown the shire being torn apart in the Mirror of Galadriel. A bit late to cut him out now!

      What I can't figure out is why they would cut the breaking of Saruman's staff and Frodo on the Stairs to Cirith Ungol, and then waste 5 minutes in that completely unnecessary sequence with Aragorn falling into the river and another 5 minutes dragging Frodo to Osgiliath--neither of which add a damn thing to the story and don't occur in the book! They don't even add to character development; the whole Osgiliath thing actually takes the development of Frodo and Faramir in a completely wrong direction. The Two Towers was a slow book with really only three major events happening: The awakening of Rohan, the Fall of Saruman, and Frodo entering Mordor. Somehow, they managed to miss two of those, but I had assumed they were going to use them in the third movie.

      Looks like they may have screwed it up after all...

    2. Re:He didn't have a big part by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      Yes, he did have a big part--and they've already shown the shire being torn apart in the Mirror of Galadriel. A bit late to cut him out now!

      Its been said many times but I'll say it again. In the EE of fellowship, Peter Jackson mentioned that there wouldn't be a scouring of the shire. That scene was basically just an homage to that part of the story.
      What I don't get about it is that in the mirror Samwise looks like he's a slave getting whipped. In the book, Sam never was a hostage or slave to the bad guys in the shire. Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin came home, rounded up the other hobbits and kicked ass.

      But back to the topic. I agree with you, there was plenty wasted space in the movies that could better be used for some closure on Sauraman's character.

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    3. Re:He didn't have a big part by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --What they *could* do is put the "cleansing of the Shire" scene in **after the credits** (for those of us who like waiting till the credits are over to see if there's any special scene(s) in the theater.)

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    4. Re:He didn't have a big part by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      hummmm. Weird. I wonder how he will end the film. I guess the film won't end with Frodo going to live with the Elfs and Sam getting some booty.

      That's a shame.

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    5. Re:He didn't have a big part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would:

      a) Piss off the movie theatre companies who use the end of the credits to start cleaning up, and:
      b) Lessen the incentive to buy the Extended Edition DVD.

      So, that's a lose/lose situation. Not exactly smart.

    6. Re:He didn't have a big part by MrBlint · · Score: 0

      It's my theory that the whole Osgilliath detour was put in as a way of drawing Saurons attention towards Gondor. In the book it's Pippin looking into the Palantir that serves that purpose. The main thing I can't work out is how they are going to get Merry and Pippin back into the story without going to collect them from Orthanc. Not to mention the delightfull Flotsom and Jetsom scene. And If they do go to Orthanc how can they justify not talking to Saruman.

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    7. Re:He didn't have a big part by shockwav1 · · Score: 1

      Remember what Galadriel says after Frodo looks into the mirror: (I'm paraphrasing here) This is what will happen if you fail to complete your quest. --- So instead of thinking that those shots are related to the scouring of the Shire, I think they are meant to show the enslavement of the Shire by Sauron's minions if Frodo should fail to destroy the ring.

    8. Re:He didn't have a big part by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      Except they mentioned Pippin's looking into the Palantir in the little "Making of" vignette in TTT's 2-disc DVD set.

      (If you're not already sure of it, Spoilers)

      Saruman has two parts to play in ROTK, and IMO they are very important: Breaking of the staff which gets Aragorn the Palantir so that he can show the true strength of men to Sauron (Kind of important, as otherwise all men fall to the evil of Sauron and there is no hope whatsoever), and the Scouring of the shire, which is when we get to finally see Frodo act like a hero after his blunder at Mount Doom. In fact, the Scouring is kinda necessary in order for Frodo to actually be a hero...

      Anyways. I'm looking forward to ROTK, but if they cut out Christopher Lee entirely, then I'm afraid it's only getting one theatre viewing out of me. (unlike the other two which got many...)

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    9. Re:He didn't have a big part by MrBlint · · Score: 0

      I can't see how they can get the Palantir without going to Orthanc and if they do go to Orthanc then why leave out Saruman??? Unless they use the Palantir that Denethor has in Gondor? But then how is Pippin going to get to Gondor? I can't see Treebeard carrying him that far.
      I guesse I'll just have to wait and see.

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    10. Re:He didn't have a big part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, they should not be related to the scouring of the sire. The visions show orcs plundering and destroying, and that's not what happened in the books at all.

  66. Saruman is fairly unimportant by chenzhen · · Score: 1

    He is more of a literary device than an important piece of the epic. In the books, having this kind of completion makes the story seem more real, but in a movie, it is awkward and out of place. We have seen his reign broken in TTT, so it would be little more than the tossing of a bone to the book readers to see anything more of him onscreen. The real enemy is far greater and more interesting, and the journey ends perfectly well without him.

  67. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
    Umm, it's been known since practicaly the beginning the The Burning of the Shire would not appear in the movies.

    Dang, I'll just have to go read the books again to get the full story. I really haven't kept up with LOTR film news at all; for some reason, I just don't care about movie news.

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  68. well fuck that by fw3 · · Score: 1

    newline/jackson can forget getting any money from this quarter.

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  69. Resolution of Saraman Too Much for Movie by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

    I fear the only way to resolve Sarauman's character properly in the context of a long-ass movie would be to rewrite it so he dies in the midst of one of the battles.

    There is no way an audience is going to sit through the burning of the shire after 3 hours of ROTK. I mean, that's one long portion of the book, at least 20-30 minutes more movie.

    Unfortunatly I have to agree with Jackson on this. The last of the Book ROTK, really was an Eplilogue, I would rather see that on the DVD then sit through it in the movie.

    I mean, not only do we have the whole ROTK to get through in one movie, but we havn't even finished the Two Towers book.

    I actually like the fact it will be released on DVD rather then just scrapping the footage or not shooting it at all to begin with.

  70. Well.... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    How can you take him out? Easy. Because for the first two films, you really didn't *see* much of Saruman. All they really show in the films is that he's an old guy that bred some orcs, hates the good guys, and has a funky bowling ball.

    Now, cutting him out of the realstory (the books) just wouldn't work. But his character has so little time in the movie that as it probably wouldn't be hard to do without him at all in the third.

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  71. This sucks!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also heard that Gandalf dies in the second movie!! What the hell's going on??

  72. Book Ending != Movie Ending? by obsid1an · · Score: 1

    They must be getting rid of the entire ending in the shire then. That's a shame because the question of what happens to Sauraman was burning in my head as I was reading the last book, and it really isn't addressed until after the big battle (which looks to be the ending). However, this is most likely for time concerns. Hopefully it will be in the DVD.

  73. What is he thinking?! by lbredeso · · Score: 1

    Up to this point, I could excuse Peter Jackson for his little foulups of the story. I sighed when they screwed up Faramir's character in The Two Towers, and I was also saddened by the lack of Ent scenes. But this is too much! I just finished reading the trilogy a month or so ago, and I was honestly looking so forward to the end of The Return of the King. The very end has a lot to do with Saruman, and is the highlight of the whole trilogy, IMHO. This is a severe disappointment. Peter Jackson is really starting to anger and confuse me as a LOTR fan!

  74. Maybe books in movie form aren't for you by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

    Now, I say cutting Saruman is ridiculous, and would even demand he meet the same fate he does in the book (trying not to provide spoilers), but what do you expect with Bombadil? He's cool, and the Barrow Downs are scary, but they aren't "crucial," and the film is already 3 (and a half, for the SE) hours long! You can't translate from one medium to the next without sacrificing something.

    I hope Saruman makes it into the theatrical release, because he's played a big enough role that the average viewer deserves to see the resoultion, but you can't expect movies to remain completely true to the books.

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    1. Re:Maybe books in movie form aren't for you by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Well, I would agree that Bombadil isn't crucial in the context of telling a straight adventure story without much depth to it. But Bombadil is crucial to the bigger story of the ring, temptation and finally corruption. Without Bombadil we don't get the bigger picture, that the ring and the destruction aren't all there is. The Ents show it to some extent but Bombadil is the only real character who high lights a world where the temptations of the ring are meaningless. That's my opinion at least. I don't buy in to the whole what is he thing. I think he's more a symbol than a creature in a taxonomy.

  75. Stsarting to wonder. by xA40D · · Score: 1

    Interestingly Christopher Lee was on the radio the other day. He repeatedly made the point that his scene was one of the most pivotal in the whole film. At the time I got the feeling he was sore, but I put it down to the interviewer not taking his lead. Now I'm starting to wonder...

    Pity, Saruman is a great character and Christopher Lee plays him wonderfully. Although (IMHO) one of his best contributions to the first LotR DVD is the bits of the commentary he did.

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  76. Sharkey is not needed for the main story to close. by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1
    I'm sad to hear that Christopher Lee's character doesn't appear in either the wasted-of-Isengard sequence or in the Shire-cleanup sequence, but strictly speaking he's not needed in either place.

    At Isengard (in the books) we only hear his voice yelling at Wormtongue from within the tower -- his presence is implied but not explicit.

    The business with Saruman as Sharkey at the end has always felt a bit ham-handed to me in the books. While it's nice to see that Frodo has some compassion, the main point of the sequence is that the forces of evil have overrun the Shire while the halflings have been away. The hackneyed inclusion of Saruman as petty mastermind is both belittling to him and a jarring shift in his characterization. (I've been told that sequence was actually not JRR's work, but Christopher's -- I'm sure someone will step in and comment!)


    In short, despite my emjoyment of Christopher Lee's portrayal, I'm prepared to give Peter the benefit of the doubt. I believe it's possible to cut him out in a way that improves the flow and closure of the main storylines.

  77. No scouring by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    I knew it wasn't going to be included (the scouring) simply because they have to make these movies for all the hollywood consuming pleebs who wouldn't like a "sad" ending. Can't end the book with the Shire all burnt. So long as Jackson doesn't end the movies with Frodo whipping out a machine gun and filling Golem full of holes, driving him back into the fires, I'll be OK. I knew they had to dumb down this book from the beginning. Too many Brittney-loving simplebrains were not going to get it otherwise.

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  78. How can you exclude a key character? Easy! by Apparition-X · · Score: 1
    how can you not have any sort of resolution of a character that has played a key component in the three movies?

    I dunno, but the Wachowski brothers sure do!

  79. Long ago... by Angram · · Score: 1

    Actually, I recall them announcing that the Scouring of the Shire was to be cut before the first movie even came out. That's why I never had very high expectations for the plot of the movies.

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  80. well just what the hell is in ROTK then? by mraymer · · Score: 1
    The scourging of the shire isn't going to be in ROTK, and now Saruman isn't, either? What the hell? How do they explain where the Palantir (the seeing stone) came from? I was a little surprised to see one in Fellowship, but is that all we're going to see of it? We won't get to see Aragon reveal himself to Saruon through it and wrestle with him for control of it, while he flashes his sword at him?

    Granted, not everything can make it into the film, but these were, for me, very memorable parts of the book. If they're being cut just to extend the battles or add new ones (ala Warg Riders in TT) I'll be disappointed.

    Oh well. At least it won't be as bad as Matrix Revolutions. To quote Jon Stewart, that movie blows. ;)

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  81. Some more info straight from Peter Jackson... by Veroxii · · Score: 2, Informative

    The decision was made by PJ himself. And since we didn't explicitly see Saruman's demise in TTT, this won't affect the storyline for the average movie-goer. More here.

  82. Not surprising at all. by Aldric · · Score: 1

    Christopher Lee is the purist's purist when it comes to Lord of the Rings.

    1. Re:Not surprising at all. by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      Aye! Cutting the Saruman character from the movie detracts from the whole production... it just isn't finished.

      Bravo for Christopher Lee!

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    2. Re:Not surprising at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might believe that were it not for the matrix style wizard fighting in the 1st film, which I don't recall from the book at all, but he obviously agreed enough with to appear in. And the whole Saruman coming out of Theoden's body, and ...

  83. I want to see the whole sequence editted together by iabervon · · Score: 1

    It makes sense that he didn't want to start the third movie with Saruman and finish a major plot in the first 7 minutes of the movie. It's somewhat unfortunate, however, that he didn't think of it last year and put it at the end of the second movie, and have Saruman done with at that point.

    He'd already moved the beginning of the second book to the end of the first movie to avoid having a character die in the first scene of the second movie, so it's not unprecedented.

    What I'd actually like to see is the whole series done as a single movie, without the changes made to make the breaks work. (One thing that hard about making a book into a movie is that people read books in chapters, and put the book down in between, but watch movies in theaters all together. On a DVD, however, you can watch a few scenes and then go do something else)

  84. Why am I not surprised by this.... by abolith · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    afterall they butchered the other two movies. Holywood can't seem to make a decent movie any more, it seems to be all about the eye candy and nothing else....damn seems like holloywood and video games have some strage parallels, but that is another story.

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  85. Picking a nit (some spoilers for the uninitiated) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frodo and Sam at Mount Doom, the defeat of Sauron, etc., occurs in Book 6. Book 5 deals with Sauron's forces attempting to invade Gondor, and doesn't get to Frodo or Sam at all. So I expect we'll be seeing something from Book 6; were I to hazard a guess, I'd say we'd go straight from the marriage of Arwen and Aragorn to the ships leaving for the Havens, and nothing in between.

  86. Double Treachery by x3ro · · Score: 1

    I'm a huge fan of the books, and have been very impressed by the fact that the movies have, while necessarily stripping out a lot of detail, been more or less faithful to the spirit of the books, if not to their letter.

    One let-down, however, has been the films' treatment of the character of Saruman. Christopher Lee thoroughly impressed, but the script does not allow for the subtlety of distinction between the two Towers -- Barad-dur and Isengard. Saruman (in the books) has plans to take the Ring for himself, and double-cross Sauron. In the films, the script suggests that he is a mere stooge of the Enemy, which is a shame, since it removes some of the subtlety of Middle-Earth politics.

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  87. I'm a pleb I guess by eamonman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh well, I'm going to be a little pleb and buy the Super-Hyper-Extended-Platinum-Zero-Limited Edition LOTR 15 Disc Box Set when it comes out and pay whatever they want me to pay. Sure, you could buy all the other versions and little parts of the whole, but I think it's best if you just wait and get everything in one massive, matching box set that injures your mailman.

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    1. Re:I'm a pleb I guess by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      You bought the Star Terk Borg Megacube, didn't you?

  88. its hard to translate poetry to movies by fullmetal55 · · Score: 1

    keep in mind that this is Peter Jackson's translation of the Lord of the Rings to film. some things ket cut. some things have to get the axe. and some things don't translate well. poetry and written discription gets lost in a visual medium. he has done a very good job imho.

  89. You haven't heard the worst of it yet... by ayjay29 · · Score: 5, Funny


    I'm not too worried about Saruman being cut, it's the addition of this character that scares me.

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    1. Re:You haven't heard the worst of it yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn is that funny!

  90. Read the bloody books by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    Before posting silly articles. Saruman was a key in the first two films and therefore must be an important figure in the third?

    Read the books and find out exactly how peripheral Saruman always was to the story.

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    1. Re:Read the bloody books by timerider · · Score: 1

      do so yourself.

      Without saruman wreaking havoc in the shire, a load of previous events do not make any sense.

      bye,
      [l]

    2. Re:Read the bloody books by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I have read the books, and other than the destruction of the ring, the deposing of Saruman by Gandalf was the second greatest event in the whole Trilogy.

      "Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council." He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear voice. "Saruman, your staff is broken.! There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet.

  91. No. by Angram · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Saruman wasn't a major player in the final volume to start with."

    I have to disagree with you there. In my opinion, the Scouring of the Shire is the most important part of the entire trilogy. The rest is pretty much just a standard action/adventure story - it's the end that makes it special. The final desperation that leaves you gasping for air - the story was over, the ending happy, and all of a sudden the greatest trajedy of all (for the hobbits) is revealed.

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    1. Re:No. by wmshub · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The rest is pretty much just a standard action/adventure story - it's the end that makes it special."

      You say then, then act surprised that the scouring is left out? Let's face it, what works in a book isn't always exactly what works in a movie. As Jackson commented, there are pacing issues that are different for each medium. The scouring of the shire is semi-comic, where the brave hobbits come back to the shire and make mincemeant of all those nastly little half-orcs and their big boss Sharky. In the book, this worked well and as you point out shows what would have happened to the Shire if Saruman and Sauron had won. But in the movie, this would happen after the main battle and the defeat of Sauron. There it would have been an awkward change of pace between the final victory and the departure for the Grey Havens (I'm assuming they'll keep that, it will make a nice bittersweet farewell segment). Having action/victory/semicomic adventure/sad farewell as the end of the movie will lessen the impact of the action and victory. In a book, which is slower and where the action has less impact, it works, but I say leaving it out of the movie sounds like a good idea.

    2. Re:No. by Angram · · Score: 1

      I didn't see it as comic.

      What I saw was a heartbreaking tragedy followed by a glee-filled final victory. It's breaking new ground that can make a movie truly great, not just special effects and high production value.

      Look at The Matrix: it wasn't a very good movie, if you think about it - the plot is essentially just a ripoff of 2/3 of the anime's out there, and the effects were far from stellar (the wirework being quite the same as Jet Li films had been using for a few years). What made it memorable (and such a success) was that it was bringing those elements to a heretofore unaware audience - Jet Li and anime aren't standard fare in the US.

      When you strip the plot from LOTR, you're just left with a bland adventure movie with big effects. It's still big money, but it's not groundbreaking. If they kept the original plot, the profits would be higher, especially decades down the road.

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    3. Re:No. by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The scouring makes the point that, in the end, it's a book about hobbits. There may be great kings and heroes, but it's two hobbits that save Middle Earth and it's hobbits that (*Spoilers deleted*). The story starts and ends with the hobbits. Their new strength is shown by the defeat of Saruman. It's a book about the little people.

    4. Re:No. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      I never really liked the whole breaking the fourth wall thing the Scouring does. Tolkien does a pretty good job at hiding his personal views through most of the story, for a college professor anyway, but then he goes and drops right off the map into straight anti-industrial propaganda in the last 50 pages. Maybe this is just one of those situations where it's better not to know anything about the author so you don't read these things, but I always felt it would've made me a lot happier if he just left it with the creepiness of the Shire Sarumanized rather than beating me over the head with those terrible, terrible smokestacks!!! It's not that I even really disagree with his sentiment. It's not an Ayn Rand moment where I suddenly realize he's a fucking asshole over this, it's just way too grandpa-breaking-into-a-lecture-in-the-middle-of-a -cool-story for me.

    5. Re:No. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Correction, it is three hobbits that save Middle Earth.

      "Some part to play . . ." and all of that.

      -Peter

    6. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see it as comic either. I saw it as bad, and I'm glad they cut it. The way I see it, Scouring the Shire retells the story of Middle Earth in miniature, with tiny silly heroes driving our tiny silly villains.

      Mostly, I hated how it followed the common literary urge to follow every single inconsequential loose end to its finish. So we find out what happens to the already-defeated Saruman, Wormtongue, and we even find out what happens to Bill the pony ferchristssake. It reminds me of how George Lucas brings Baby Greedo into Episode I--nobody cares about Greedo, George! And anything you make up is worse than not knowing.

      Tolkien was a great writer overall. But he screwed up every now and again.

    7. Re:No. by Angram · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree that he went a bit far with the anti-industrial junk, but the message of utter despair after great triumph remains. "The world is saved, but home is destroyed" - it's a painful read at any age.

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    8. Re:No. by acd294 · · Score: 1

      I could make a pretty strong case for four hobbits.

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    9. Re:No. by Angram · · Score: 1

      "Tolkien was a great writer overall."

      Quite frankly, I think The Simarillion and Unfinished Tales are the only things he wrote worth considering, however they were just crude ripoffs and blendings of ancient legends and myths. In the end, LOTR is just like Star Wars - nothing great in themselves, they just got lucky and people obsessed so much when they came out that they can live forever.

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    10. Re:No. by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I didn't see it as 'bad', just so anticlimactic that it really didn't warrant the # of pages it took up. If it only took a couple of pages, or appeared in the appendices, it would be more appropriate.

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    11. Re:No. by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Is he really a Hobbit? I thought he was just something "like" a hobbit.
      Merry does his bit with the "thingy", and Pippin does his minor bit with that guy in Minas Tirith (what's the betting that gets cut almost entirely?).
      This is getting confusing. Can't we just have some Slashdot rule where we can assume everyone's read the books?

    12. Re:No. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      At the risk of digging the "Comic Book Guy" whole I find myself in still deeper . . .

      He is a Hobbit, specifically a Stoor. And his name was really Trahald, if you can believe it.

      His cousin, incidentally, was really named Nahald.

      -Peter

    13. Re:No. by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      OK, so I've read the LOTR books four times and the Simarillion and I don't know that. It must be over ten years since I read The Hobbit, though - is he described in that?

    14. Re:No. by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      It's in the LOTR Appendices.

    15. Re:No. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      All of that info, apparently, appears in one of the LotR appendices.

      But that's not where I found it.

      I'm rather bad with names. Even in "normal" books and movies I really should keep notes sometimes.

      Of course the problem is ten times worse in LotR, since every one and every where has three (plus) names. And just for fun there are bunch of objects with names too. Which one is Glamdring? And what does it mean again?

      So I got this book called "The Complete Guide to Middle-Earth" by Robert Foster. It has an entry for just about every made up noun in all 5 (or 8, or more depending on how you reckon them) books. Indispensable.

      -Peter

    16. Re:No. by prozac79 · · Score: 1
      The final desperation that leaves you gasping for air - the story was over, the ending happy, and all of a sudden the greatest trajedy of all (for the hobbits) is revealed.

      Really? I found it to all be rather long-winded. You have close to 1000 pages of the story of the ring and the war, then 50 about the Scouring of the Shire. It all seemed a little tacked on at the end and really only serves to show that final fate of Saruman and not much else. Sure, you could go on about how it shows that not even the Shire was untouched by war, that you can never really go home again, etc., but I grew rather restless reading it. It doesn't seem like a great tragedy because the hobbits eventually win everything back and restore the Shire. I just don't see how it's the most important part of the trilogy and is something more than a story inside a story.

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    17. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for following a long thread with an anonymous coward! ;)

      I don't see it that way, but I can honestly see your point. It's a criticism of a lot of fantasy fiction (pure fantasy, not fantasy/sci-fi) that it's essentially a rehashed mythology mish-mash. Sci-fi (in the Harlan Ellison sense) works around that criticism by using the medium as a way to deal with "issues" that can't be directly addressed in the real world (philosophy, ethics). In that sense, both Star Wars and LOTR are pure fantasy. Ellison hated when people called Star Wars Sci-Fi and preferred the term "Space Opera".

      Anyway, I don't think pure fantasy is inherently derivative in the bad sense of the word (quite a lot of it is, though). It starts with some common archetypes and myths and flows outward from there.

      Actually, I find the Hobbit (yes, the one they made the horrid animated film from) to be his best work, basically because it's engaging and incredibly easy-to-read. Yes, the mythology's been done before (I mean, "slaying the dragon" is pretty damn cliche), but I think it's done well there.

      No accounting for taste, though. I also think Cabin Boy is a great movie.

    18. Re:No. by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
      Five.

      1. Frodo
      2. Sam
      3. Merry
      4. Pippin
      5. Gollum (nee Trahald)

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    19. Re:No. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > 5. Gollum (nee Trahald)

      Please excuse my possible ignorance, but Gollum wasn't a Hobbit, correct? He was a Tree/Forest sprite or some crap like that.

  92. In Other News, by Elusive_Cure · · Score: 1

    http://www.christopherleeweb.com/ has been attacked today from a vicious horde of slashdotters. Rumours say that web servers casted on the deep dungeons of Mordor have been severely damaged through a heavy load of http requests from LOTR fans. :-p

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  93. marathon viewing of the Extended Editions by r5t8i6y3 · · Score: 1

    the thought of sitting through the FOTR Extended Edition then the TTT Extended Edition and then the finale - the ROTK squeeze me into a tolerable amount of time for most people Edition, sounds very annoying. why the heck would anyone want to sit through two Extended Editions and one regular finale?

    talk about a let down. after i see the ROTK the first thing i'll be speculating about will be what scenes were missing that will be on the ROTK Extended Edition DVD.

    watching all three Extended Editions back-to-back is the only way such a masochistic activity makes sense.

  94. All hardcore fans will buy the DVD anyway... by addie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not sure what the big deal really is.

    Like most long-time LOTR fans, I'd love to see the resolution of Saruman. But the fact is, like most long-time LOTR fans, I'm going to buy the DVD special edition when it comes out. In my eyes, the extended versions of FOTR and TTT are the real cuts of the films, not the theatrical cuts. But for most who haven't read the books, the theatrical cuts will be just great!

    So this is only an issue to complain about in principal, not in practice. Those of us who actually CARE about the scene will get to see it as it was intended anyway.

    So relax. The movie will be good. What we should really be talking about is what Christopher Lee said on TV about the premier of ROTK, and whether he would attend given that he is cut out of the film: "No. What would be the point?" link. THAT is kind of sad, if you ask me.

    1. Re:All hardcore fans will buy the DVD anyway... by danila · · Score: 1

      Oh, really? I hope that some hardcore fans will download a DVD from KaZaA/eDonkey instead, or buy a pirated DVD, or get it from a friend. I personally don't plan to go to the theatre to watch this crap and I will not pay a cent for an official DVD. Fuck this. And this is not some kind of gesture, I just no longer care enough about this lame attempt at filmmaking.

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  95. The previous movies have messed with the plot too by Gogl · · Score: 1

    The first one was closest (although cutting Tom Bombadil annoyed me), but the second one really took quite the shortcut by developing Aragorn's character by having him fall off a cliff and have a flashback sequence. Taking scenes out is one thing, but fabricating new ones to cheaply develop characters ia something else.

    In any case, even if you are a "movie snob", just read the damn books if you want to get the real, full experience. Don't get me wrong, Peter Jackson has done a hell of a job and the LOTR movies are truly some of the best book-based movies I've ever seen. But still, the key element is book-based. I hold to a general rule of not watching a movie based on a book without reading the book first, as while the movie can still be entertaining it simply isn't the same medium and as such just can't capture the same experience as the book.

    And in any case, Tolkien's writing, while sometimes overly grandiose (really it's largely his fault that all modern fantasy writers write that way), is pretty easy to digest, and the books aren't that long. So just slog through them, you'll probably get through it pretty quick even if you are more of a movie person.

  96. Wow by Daniel · · Score: 1

    And here I thought this latest movie-making attempt had hit rock bottom with the second movie. Next thing you know they'll make Faramir turn evil...oh, wait...

    Daniel

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  97. That's a good point. by devphil · · Score: 1


    Sorry, I was thinking more of in-movie-mode. The book definitely depends on the scouring to really drive everything home.

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  98. Good grief. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been saying since the Two Towers had it's reprehensible release a year ago: Jackson screwed up ROYALLY.

    While you geeks were busy masturbating over the Two Towers, the rest of us Tolkien fans were wincing in pain over the travesty that was th Two Towers. What the hell was Jackson thinking? Did he think he could do Tolkien better than the master himself?

    Anduril still hasn't made an appearance. The re-forging of the "Last Alliance" at Helm's Deep was an atrocity. Even ARWEN was supposed to have been there (and thankfully this was cut). Jackson didn't just deviate from the script, he urinated all over it. I won't even mention the rape of the noble Faramir--there is no way Jackson can redeem that. Frodo and Sam abducted by the horrible bastard Faramir to Osgiliath? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

    The One Ring was so powerful in the book that it could NOT be mentioned safely around Men lest it tempt their weak hearts. Faramir knew this and said so in the book--he refused to even name the Ring. He kept it hidden even from his own scouts. And yet, in the movie in the completely bullshit Osgiliath sub-plot, we have a loud open argument over the One Ring with a couple dozen Men in attendance! Oh brilliant Jackson, really fucking brilliant.

    After TTT, I had little faith that RoTK would be worth the $8. How can you fall so far from perfection (Fellowship) to this?!

    What are the bets that when Anduril finally appears, it will be glowing like a light sabre? Eh, it'll probably only happen in the "special edition"...Anduril is probably "too complicated" for the general audiences out there.

  99. It's been said before by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1
    You can't compare books and movies. They are two different forms. It's like saying, "Hey, that painting would make a great song."

    Look at art for what it is, not what it isn't.

    1. Re:It's been said before by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      Well that's not entirely true. Books and movies have a big common element in the form of storytelling.

      Paintings are entirely visual, music is entirely aural. No common elements.

  100. I don't know about you but... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I want them to do The Hobbit too. I can't see them passing up the opportunity! It's a ringer!

    And yes, I agree, Lee is a great Saruman.

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    1. Re:I don't know about you but... by Michael+Hunt · · Score: 1

      Bad ring pun, dude.

    2. Re:I don't know about you but... by smclean · · Score: 1
      Behold!

      McKellan Asks Jackson for Hobbit Adaption

      That would be cool, huh huh.

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  101. If you read the book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...then you'd know the reason to not have Saruman in ROTK is because the character does nothing after the Ents attack.

    There is a portion at the very end of ROTK that deals with Saruman/Sharky which I want to see how/if Peter Jackson will include it but I feel he'd be right not to bother and leave that part to the extended version.

  102. Will you NEVER learn? Stop Posting Spoilers! by backlonthethird · · Score: 1
    Seriously! I don't know what the editors' communal problem is, but many of your readers do not want to know this sort of information!

    What's next: "ROTK to feature the Lone Gunmen, fortunately they're not trapped in a Matrix within a Matrix."

    Christ!

  103. Death of Boromir by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    And don't forget that they also moved the death of Boromir from the beginning of the book Two Towers (where it was related as a flashback) to the end of Fellowship the movie. That really worked, so I for one trust that PJ knows what he's doing here.

  104. Thanks for the spoiler by phocuz · · Score: 1

    I don't want to know. Slashdot is one site I do not expect to spoil things for me, at least not apart from comments, but this is bad.

    Aeternum vale!

    1. Re:Thanks for the spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trinity Dies, too.

  105. Lets not jump the gun here.... by DeionXxX · · Score: 1

    Lets not just the gun here and lets let the director decide whats important and makes the movie coherent and what doesn't. Sure the Sauraman scene might've been important in the books but these are not the books. Lots of things have changed from the books to the movies and people have to realize that this is a different medium and that usually, content that was presented one way in one medium does not translate to another medium without changes. Anyway, this won't stop anybody from going to see this movie so its pretty much a moot point.

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  106. Damn and Blast... by ewhac · · Score: 1

    Call me weird ("You're weird!") but one of the things I was most looking forward to was the confrontation between Gandalf and Saruman at Isengard/Orthanc. It's here where Saruman is shown just how badly he underestimated Gandalf. Gandalf reveals himself to now be Gandalf The White, shatters Saruman's staff, and sends him away. A subdued but fitting retribution for Saruman's misdeeds. I thought it was a great scene in the book.

    Also, this is the scene where Merry/Pippin get hold of the Palantir (Wormtongue throws it at them). If that's not going to happen, then there's a whole bunch of resulting stuff that's going to get dropped.

    Drat...

    Schwab

  107. IMSO by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    Peter Jackson = evil incarnate

    1. Re:IMSO by wanerious · · Score: 0

      You know, it is possible to attract attention with well-thought-out opinions. Knee-jerk, extreme, hyperbolic outbursts are for the immature.

  108. How can you post a Main Page story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Further how can you be such a big movie buff and never have read Tolkien? First there were drawings in the sand, then cave paintings, then theatre, then writing. yet you skip thse books? You are summarily disqualified from knowing anything about thematics, Plot, Myths, ethos, or anything else that collectively makes up the pursuit and analysis of Stories. You are most likely a fanboi moron. /2cents

  109. What of the Palantir of Orthanc? by neiras · · Score: 1

    If no meeting on the steps of Orthanc appears in the film, it would be pretty hard to explain the sudden appearance of the Palantir. So, I am guessing that the Palantir of Orthanc plays no role in the last movie (Although I'm guessing that Denthenor has one and uses it, as in the book).

    It's a pretty major plot element, since Pippin's inadvertent meeting with the Dark Lord (through the Stone) is the event that sends him off to Minas Tirith with Gandalf. Pippin's actions indirectly keep Gandalf from attempting to test the Stone to determine its origins. And Aragorn reveals himself to the Dark Lord using the Stone, and to gather intelligence.

    I hope I'm wrong. Maybe it'll be an ooh, we found this stone in the wreckage of orthanc moment when the Dunedain show up. If they show up.

    I'm not complaining really though. I like the movies and view them as an excellent and faithful *re-telling* of the original story.

  110. MAJOR SPOILER by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the movie is going to end at the Grey Havens with Frodo's departure from Middle Earth. This from Phillipa Boyans. Also very strong hints from other sources that Elanor is going to be included.

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    1. Re:MAJOR SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually that is not true. Peter Jackson has decided that the third book is too long so he didn't read it and will make up a better ending. I can't wait!

    2. Re:MAJOR SPOILER by Wiz · · Score: 1

      Only on slashdot would people mod-up a post with "MAJOR SPOILER" in it!!!

  111. Ummmm..... by jd · · Score: 1
    Sauruman is the ending of the trilogy. Without him, the return is meaningless. He defines what the Hobbits return to. He is the explanation of Galadriel's Mirror, and the reason for the box + seed given to Samwise. Remember the importance ALL the gifts are given, and that none are trivial.


    Without those chapters on the Return, the King would never be known in the Shire. Knowledge of him was brought forwards because Barlyman was a nervous wreck, the Shire was in need, and there were two Hobbits armed to the teeth, tired, frustrated at not getting any beer, and seriously narked at all the rules.


    However, it's probably worse. Return Of The King undoubtably (based on this) will miss out the entire chapter in early editions of the Trilogy which covered the death of King Aragorn, and how Aragorn met his bride-to-be (along with how Bilbo's song was written).


    It will likely also miss out the Summons which led to the last of the Elves leaving Middle Earth. It will probably miss Sam's own voyage to the Uttermost West, along with all the stuff on him being mayor for a very long time of the Shire.


    These are critical parts of the story, because they explain why certain key things happen in the earlier parts. Without them, the earlier parts are just random events. Tolkein never wrote a random event in his life. If it was in the book, it was there for a reason. If you miss out the reason, you might as well not bother with the book.

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  112. Spoiler Question about the End of ROTK by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    They cut out the scouring, do they cut out how Gandalf et al leave for the west? That's the part of the book that almost made me weep (and not for joy that it was finally done).

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    1. Re:Spoiler Question about the End of ROTK by Farscry · · Score: 1

      Nope, the Grey Havens are definitely in, and are in fact one of PJ's favorite moments in the trilogy (mine too). Gandalf and Bilbo leaving is tough, but when the hobbits realize that Frodo is leaving, that's the killer part.

      I expect I probably will cry at that part; stupid as it sounds, I cried at Gandalf's death scene in the first film (knowing he wasn't really dead) and at Boromir's death (I never cared for him in the books, but I loved his character in the film).

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  113. I will be soooo disappointed... by mtrupe · · Score: 1

    if we don't get to see Merry and Pippen go back to the Shire and kick Sauruman's butt. That was the icing on the cake of a wonderful tale.

  114. Here's how to show 'em! by HardCase · · Score: 3, Funny
    Boycott the movie! That's right, show your displeasure by NOT GOING!


    That way I'll get the best seat...and I won't have to wait in line!


    -h-

  115. Just arguing for fun by WTFmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Have you ever listened to the Symphonie Fantistique (Bartok, I think), or Beethoven's Pastorale symphony? Classical composers are suprisingly good at telling stories without words.

    There's also the fact that there can be words in songs-- I can think of a few Led Zep candidates; Cream summarized Homer in "Tales of Brave Ulysses."

    For paintings, think less about the last couple hundred years' worth; go back to time of frescoed murals and such. Michelangelo painted the story of Genesis on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Huge tapestries have been woven depicting entire wars; the same for paintings.

    I understand the spirit of your post, though, and you're right, up to a point. But I think people cheat themselves when they look at an art form expecting to see something else-- you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

  116. No longer a translation of the books by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    The first movie was a fine and elegant translation of the first book. Some parts were sadly cut (Tom Bombadil leaps to mind), but there's really no way around that in such a long story. It was clear to me that the movie was about as good and failthful as possible.

    The second movie has moved from a faithful translation to 'loosely based on a novel by...' Rewriting Faramir as a carbon copy of his brother was downright awful, and Helms deep was well, trivial. All in all, it was a pretty damned good movie, but it wasn't NEARLY as good as the book; and the deviations from the book weren't done of necessity, but rather for gimmickry. (Dwarf tossing? Come ON!)

    I am fully expecting the third movie to be an epic which bears little resemblance to the book, has way too many cheap gimmicks, falls far short of what it should have been, and still manages to be one of the best movies of the last few years. The only real problem is that it could have been immortally good, but instead will be viewed as 'decent, but not good enough' in ten years.

    Pity. Too many producers/directors try to 'improve' on great books, and end up screwing up.

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  117. Re:I want to see the whole sequence editted togeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What I'd actually like to see is the whole series done as a single movie, without the changes made to make the breaks work. (One thing that hard about making a book into a movie is that people read books in chapters, and put the book down in between, but watch movies in theaters all together. On a DVD, however, you can watch a few scenes and then go do something else)


    Soooooo...what you're saying is that you can't wait for the extended version of RotK to come out on DVD so that you can watch all three of them together? Now there's an idea!

  118. Bigger "Key Components" were cut at script stage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They cut the biggest key component of them all--the END OF THE BOOK--from the film "Return of the King" and did it at the script stage.

    The Scouring of the Shire, which comprises the last several chapters of the book, is being left out entirely, and I have to ask WHY?! This was not only an excellent end to the books but also carried the books final thematic message--about how war changes us all, and how dangerous and easy it is to fall into a need for security and begin adapting the same oppressive methods while keeping yourself safe that your enemy employed.

    The book obviously was commentary on WWII, but the message is just as important today, and they edited it out entirely. Bastards.

  119. No Sharky? by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

    Having Arwen meet up with Aragorn and the hobbits instead of Glorfindel and having Gandalf be hesitant about going through Moria instead of Aragorn annoyed me.
    Making Theoden into a coward who wanted to hide in the hills, having Aragorn go for a swim and dream of Arwen, having Eomer not fight at Helm's deep, and making Faramir covet the ring pissed me off.
    If he cuts out the "Parley with Sauruman" chapter, I'll go on a shooting spree!
    How would Gandalf get the Palantir? Why else would Gandalf take Pippin to Minas Tirith? How would Aragorn reveal himself to Sauron? The end of the war pretty much depends on those events, which depend on the Parley.
    And even worse, why would the Dunlanders go to the Shire without Sharky?

    At this rate, why is he even bothering to put "Based on the Novel by JRR Tolkein" in the credits?

    1. Re:No Sharky? by dmforcier · · Score: 1

      How could he cut out the Palantir? Easy. It's primary purpose in the plot is to reveal the True King to Sauron, making him believe that the Ring is at Minas Tirith with the King.

      This has been replaced by Frodo showing the Ring to the Nazgul in Osgiliath. Sauron at least knows the Ring is Gondor. Maybe they'll find some way to make him think it is in MT. (The presence of Gandalf?)

      Lose the Palantir, and with the Scouring of the Shire already gone, there is no need to give Sharky any screen time. I look forward to the EE.

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    2. Re:No Sharky? by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      As long as we're hitting all the bitches, here's my biggest one. Enough of the short jokes already! Gimli is supposed to be a badass. Dwarves are short, squat, and extremely strong because they carve up mountains. What we got was short, squat, slow and whiny with pointless sight gags.

  120. Dissapointed at losing my favorite scene =( by Ravensign · · Score: 1

    I am dissapointed about this, as it was my favorite scene from the LOTR.

    I enjoyed how it shows Gandalf's new level of power. He really asserts himself with such authority.

    The way he calls, and Saruman is compelled to comply, is a goosebump moment that moviegoers are going to miss.

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  121. It does to theater owners. by Noren · · Score: 1
    I like getting my moneys worth from a movie ticket, bring on the 3 hour movies.
    On the other hand, by showing shorter movies more times per day per screen, theaters can get more movie tickets' worth of money. They like it better that way.

    Longer running time can reduce revenue per screen, and potentially reduces the number of screens showing the movie as theaters decide to show shorter films after the initial opening popularity wanes.

    People generally aren't willing to pay higher ticket prices for longer films, in spite of it making a lot of sense.

  122. Harassment by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    Then read the frickin' thing already, for cryin' out loud!

    (Just helping your wife and brother in their efforts.)

  123. Christopher Lee is l0rd by JCMoney · · Score: 1

    Christopher Lee is such an awesome actor, and he was so amazing in the first two LOTR. He was probably my favorite character and had a crucial role in the movies. Its a damn shame, kind of like Morpheus' role reduction in Revolutions, as he was my favorite character in the first 2 Matrixes (or would it be Matri?).

    1. Re:Christopher Lee is l0rd by smart.id · · Score: 1

      It would be Matrices, JCMoney. Thanks for visiting Slashdot!

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    2. Re:Christopher Lee is l0rd by Darth+Coder · · Score: 1

      he was my favorite character in the first 2 Matrixes (or would it be Matri?)

      Matrices

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  124. No Sharkey? by jwhatch · · Score: 1

    Just doesn't sound right if we don't get to voyage back to The Shire and deal with good old Sharkey (in the theater). Will definitely not resolve Sam's "Master Gardener" visions. There is a lot to cover in The Return of the King, so I'm sure the movie will still be great, but for the purists (I got as far as book 7 of 12 in the History of Middle-Earth) this is a disappointment.

    Maybe Trotter the Hobbit will come and save the day.

  125. Star Wars Kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the Star Wars kid... did he make the cut?

  126. uh oh! by holzp · · Score: 1

    This is like throwing meat into a den of starving lions!
    \me ducks!

  127. I guess that blows any chance of seeing... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1

    I guess we won't be seeing any more of Brad Dourif (Wormtongue) as well. Pity. And the whole shire razing thing won't be around either, that's a given.

  128. Ending the Series Right (rather than "accurately") by cyranoVR · · Score: 2, Informative

    They already made a big deal of the palantir in FotR and TTT, so I think they can give the audience some credit and let them assume that our heroes already dispensed of Sauraman and looted his tower between the two films.

    Also, a lot of people have been complaining that Sam foresaw the scouring of the Shire in his mirror...well, I think it was strongly implied in the movie that the Mirror was showing him the future if they failed in their quest. IIRC, Galadriel says something like "the future is not yet set." There was nothing to imply in the movie that they were foreseeing the Scouring, therefore, no audience member (excluding die-hards) will feel as if something is missing at the end.

    Additionally, I am going to take the controversial position that the Scouring would make for an anti-climactic ending and is best left out the movie altogether.

    Why?

    Spoiler

    A movie epilogue (of the non-"avant guarde" genre) should last 5-10 minutes. To do the Scouring justice would take 10-20 minutes of screen time. That means less 10-20 minutes less of Battle of Minas Tirith, Mt. Doom, Black Gate, etc.(if they want to keep it under 3 hours).

    The Real Story that these movies have portrayed to the audience is the destruction of the Ring...so once that plotline is resolved, said audience is going to get fidgety. Introducing a whole new mini-plotline (Scouring of Shire) right after the resolution of the Trilogy would really make the movie "drag" for the vast majority. Better to wrap things up as quickly as possible and leave a tear in the audiences' collective eye if possible.

    I just hope they end it with Frodo and Bilbo going West and Sam returning to his family - "Well, I'm back." If they end abruptly after the destruction of the Ring, it's going to suck.

  129. DVD conspiracy... by HonkyLips · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know this is Slashdot but the conspiracy theories about selling more DVDs are bullshit. Peter Jackson has nothing to gain from crippling his movie so that MAYBE more DVDs are sold. I doubt he sees any additional income based on DVD sales. As a professional editor I find his explanation of the way the Saruman scenes impact the narrative and structure of the 3rd film to make complete sense. As he says - Sauron is now the villain, not Saruman. Films of books are often worse than the books because they are different mediums with different requirments. In order for ROTK to be a great film - and probably the best 3rd in a series ever (no ewoks) - it's only reasonable that the Director makes sacrifices in terms of the original books to ensure the film is as good as it can be. Peter Jackson is not crippling his film in order to sell DVDs. He has nothing to gain and everything to lose. He is simply demonstrating his understanding of the feature film medium by adapting the original narrative for the screen. HonkyLips.

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    1. Re:DVD conspiracy... by bfree · · Score: 1

      You doubt he sees any additional income based on DVD sales? What planet are you living on? Just look at all they work they put into throughout the entire process just to ensure that they had the extended editions and all the bonus material. Do you think the extended edition sets would show the care and attention they do if he wasn't getting something out of them. I even remember him saying that it was part of the plan from the outset.

      I'm not suggesting that there is any real conspiracy, all you have to do is listen to what they say and then wait until November 18th until you buy a DVD of it. Of course then you have to go to your local cinema which is showing all the extended editions in the run up to the final film release. Then you have to go back in a years time to spend a day at the cinema (maybe 14 hours if they give you an hour between films) watching all 3 extended editions on the big screen. I don't care about all of this though, as it is the right thing to do! If they released 4 hour films straight off, they would alienate a huge part of their cinema audience who wouldn't be willing to sit in a cinema that long (and how many cinemas would show it). Lots of those same people will watch it on DVD though as they can pause it at will and have "intermissions".

      What I would have prefferred though is if they had gone for 6 films (yes, I am nuts) and gotten them all down to 2-3 hour films. But really it is not a conspiracy, just a shrewd decision that I think actually suits his material well. It would have been nicer if he had skipped the short DVD releases and just released extended editions from which you could view the original version but so be it.... it wasn't like anyone who is going to buy a DVD (except for as presents, but at least Christmas is after the Extended Editions are released) is not going to know an extended edition is coming. Of course, that didn't stop me getting the short version on DVD as a present :-(

      What does really get to me though is this:

      • Amazon.com: $25.99
      • Amazon.co.uk: $40.23
      And of course this which offers you the Region 3 DVD for STG19.99 as oppossed to Region 2 at STG25.99 or Region 1 at STG24.99! Good old CSS doing it's job.
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    2. Re:DVD conspiracy... by HonkyLips · · Score: 1

      Seriously, the production of a film is usually totally separate from the distribution. It isn't normal for the Director of a film to receive any royalties or a percentage of the box office. Peter Jackson isn't funding the production of the movies, he is being paid to do his job by a different company fronting hundreds of millions of dollars. They want their money back, and it's possible that the Distribution contract will give the production company a percentage of the box office returns, and maybe DVD sales, but it certainly isn't the norm. It may be an urban legend, but apparently the guys who made "Blair Witch Project" sold it to a Distributor for roughly $100,000. It reportedly cost them about $60,000 to make, so they probably thought they'd made a great deal. When the film went on to make hundreds of millions at the box office, do you think the guys who made it saw any of the money? Nup, not a cent. They'd sold the film for $100,000 and that's what they made. Production and Distribution are separate entities.

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  130. I'm not sorry Saruman got cut by Mablung · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't like what Peter was doing with him anyway. Instead of exploring how a force for good was turned to the dark side (sorry, but it's an apropos, if tired, metaphor), Peter simply uses Saruman as a human face for the big red eye. The movie just doesn't give a good feel for the tragedy (in the Greek play sense) that is the fall of Saruman.

  131. drunk and pissed off by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It seems to me (drunk at the mo') that the emperor has no clothes on. What's the betting that Jackson has cut seven minutes of plot with Saruman, just to add seven minutes of fight scenes that weren't in the book. I wouldn't be at all suprised, judging by the first two movies.

    I think that Jackson has been seriously overrated as a director. Every time he's had to decide between explaining the plot and developing the characters, or directing fight sequences, he seems to have cried, 'cue the orcs!'. To be fair, some parts of the films have been brilliant, but I really think that he's sacrificing story for fights and sfx. Not that there aren't enought fight sequences and cliff-hangers in the book anyway.

    OK, drunken rant over, feel free to mod down.

    HH
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  132. In Other News . . . by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Professor Tolkien, Jackson's long time collaborator on the ongoing trilogy, has reportedly walked off the project, citing "creative differences."

    Or something.

    -Peter

  133. Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You saved me from doing it.

  134. Unbearable Sadness by TheBeginner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, I'll apologize. I haven't read the rest of the comments, so this may well be redundant. Second, this is late in the commenting process for this and so I doubt anyone will read it. I'm writing for myself. I need to purge my sorrow.

    I don't follow LOTR news and so while it may have been common knowledge to most that the scourging of the shire was not part of the movie, I had no idea. I think it is an egregious error on the part of Peter Jackson to leave that key section of the book out. I realize that the movies are long and choices have to be made, but I think that it is the journey home and the scourging that helps the books transcend the greatest other fantasy novels. Needless to say, it is my favorite part of the books.

    I don't know how PJ will end the movies, and I am happy with the job he has done so far, but I just don't see how he can communicate the profound change that has come over the characters without the pivotal ending of the book. For those of you who have read the books, the denoumouet (forgive the spelling) is not short - it is a long and drawn out. I guess that is kind of irrelevant, I just think it shows that even Tolkien saw it is a key part of the series.

    Seeing how the hobbits, especially Frodo but also contrasting Merry and Pippin (Samwise seems fairly static), have changed...

    I can't put it into words. I can only say again that I am heart-broken. I'll see the movie, and I hope that PJ does not end it on a triumphant note. I doubt he will, but I don't think that any other ending could possibly communicate the bittersweet, broadening experience that the quest has been for all the hobbits - and in different ways for each. I'll just have to trust my idol and "wait and hope".

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    1. Re:Unbearable Sadness by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      I can't put it into words. I can only say again that I am heart-broken.

      To paraphrase Tolkien's introduction to one of the last editions of LotRs published while he was still alive: It is just a book! Get over it!

      Given his consistent modesty regarding his work, I suspect that he would be overjoyed that anyone would take pains to adapt his work to film. Given his strong respect for the constraints of medium and form, I suspect that he would appreciate the need to cut in adaptation. Given his expressed frustration at the fanbase that took him way too seriously in his lifetime, I suspect that he would be a bit amused and worried about the handwringing going on over editorial cuts. And given his dislike of fossilized treatments of classic stories, I suspect his primary concern with an adaptation would be "is worth watching" than "is it authentic."

    2. Re:Unbearable Sadness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie ends with the Gray Havens... i.e., a bitter and sad ending.

    3. Re:Unbearable Sadness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop bleeding on the carpet, you'll leave stains.

  135. Spoiler Warning?!?!?!?!?!?!? by QGambit · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but it would be GREATLY appreciated if news of this nature was not revealed in the headlines. Some prefer to be blissfully ignorant of these things.

    1. Re:Spoiler Warning?!?!?!?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, a spoiler would be: Saruman is not cut from return of the king, his DEATH SCENE will be shown.

      They're telling you about something thats NOT even in the movie.. nothings spoiled

  136. Re:Sharkey is not needed for the main story to clo by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    "The hackneyed inclusion of Saruman as petty mastermind is both belittling to him and a jarring shift in his characterization."

    Saruman went mad with his desire for power over others, and after the possibility of being Sauron's powerful sidekick was crushed, he took his few remaining followers, and went to take over a place he knew he could conquer - The Shire, full of poorly-armed Hobbits. Not to mention, he was taking the opportunity to despoil the homeland of some of his most hated foes, while they were away "protecting" it, and after they had shown him mercy. Oh the irony. Seems pretty in-character to me.

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  137. Worst was Faramir change in TTT by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    I am still trying to figure out what was going on his Jackson's head when he had Faramir drag the hobbits all the way to Osgilliath...and then pops a Ringwraith out to nearly snatch Frodo...

    He might be "pulling it off" ... but that just means the door is left open for someone 10-20 years down the road to try and do it again.

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    1. Re:Worst was Faramir change in TTT by ThunderInEye · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more.
      The time of the elves is coming to an end, the humans are going to inherit. The first 'true' human to reject the ring from the word go is Faramir!
      We've seen Gandalf reject it, Elrond, Galadriel...Boromir reveals all the weakness that the elves suspect in humans, essentially they're no-hopers, then Faramir (in the books at least) shows us that not all is lost and there is hope for humans after all.

      For some reason it was important to make Faramir as callow and sheepish as possible in the movie.

      I didn't cry, but I've had a tick in my eye ever since...

  138. Spoiler Warning?!?!?!?!?!?!? by QGambit · · Score: 1

    It would be GREATLY appreciate that such news not be reveal in the headline of an article. Some readers may wish to remain oblivious of this information.

    Please be more considerate in the future.

  139. I can't imagine that by siskbc · · Score: 1
    ..or does it almost sound as a setup so the fans "must have" the Special Edition? I got the SE of the first, was hidiously expensive, but well... I had to have it. Stayed away from the 2nd SE, we'll see about the third when I've seen the (cut) movie...

    That would be monstrously stupid. As we all know, almost all movies derive the lion's share of their revenue from the theater. Granted, the fraction of DVD sales will be higher for a movie with a cultlike fanbase like LOTR (I include myself there, no flame obviously intended). However, there still seems to be no reason to release a crappy, chopped-up version of the movie with the ending removed! I'd think even non-purists might not be so thrilled with that.

    It's possible your right, but damn that would be dumb. (Or is it damb, that would be dumn?)

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    1. Re:I can't imagine that by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      Why would it be dumb? Most of these people are going to go see it in the theater regardless of whether or not this scene is in it because they've already invested their time in the first two movies and want the payoff. ROTK is going to lose ZERO money in the theater because of this cut, and they'll have a piece of bait to reel in the DVD customers and make some extra $$$.

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    2. Re:I can't imagine that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hence the tragedy of Matrix 3/ Star Wars 6/ Godfather 3/ Police Academy 3?

  140. Obviously he's new here by unicorn · · Score: 1

    Or he would have figured out ages ago, that there's not age limit here.

    Hell, read some of the comments to stories, and you'd *know* that it's kids that are skipping recess to wax eloquent here.

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  141. Re:does the time saved really matter? (SPOILERS?) by ChozCunningham · · Score: 1
    I've noticed that the last three movies I've really liked in concpet, but thought were a bit jumpy or nonsensical, would have been far better with their cut scenes intact.

    In Donie Darko, the subtle hints about the rabbit's identitiy "in the real world" would have had me actually thinking the movie made sense, without having to pretend the plot was cohesive. Integrating the missing scenes in my mind, it was. And had I seen the conversation between Donnie and his dad in the original context, I would have felt a great bit more for the characters.

    Scarey Movie2: OMG, WTF! This weird butchered montage of half backed scenes was awful. And it felt worse that not only good jokes, but the introductions of most of the characters were on the DVD. It was like the movie was a really bad trailer for a movie-kit I could re-assemble on my computer at my leasure. The return of a dead character? The new chick that just appears at the house, randomly? And the handicapped guy's entrance was not only vital, but really funny. But it wasn't in the movie, along with a few other scenes that managed events and helped one understand the already simple story more gracefully.

    Scooby-Doo. They start out alright, dropping an animated sequence that never fit the movie, nor was a pleasant homage to the cartoon. God. Then they dropped the flashback scens from the group's airport reuniion. Since the point of those was to show what loseres the characters were on thier own, it was largely redundant. Then they cut the scene where the main characters are introduced to supporting characters, stumble across clues needed to direct them intitially, and give the audiaence a feel for the fun of the stting in its "normal mode". Then they cut the scariest thing in the film, and it's priceless reflection on Shaggy's psyche. Then they cut out another scene which precipitates the climax of the movie, instead allowing it to "just happen". Weak.

    Altogether, the needed scenes would have added about 15 minutes total to the veiwing of all 3 movies together. But in an interest of keeping things short, I feel like directers pressure the editors into wasting 5 hours of my time with poorly polished product.

  142. Reason for Scouring of the Shire by orthancstone · · Score: 1

    The reason is as someone mentioned in another post...to show that the war affected everyone.

    Tolkien wrote that the whole Lord of the Rings series was an attempt to further tell the story of Hobbits and the surprising affect they had on Middle Earth. It wasn't meant to be focused on Aragorn's journey to being king (despite the fact that the movies are focusing on that). That was just part of the story...Frodo and Sam were much more important, hence why they get just as much time as 6 other characters do at once (Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Pippin, and Merry).

    The whole return to the Shire shows how the Hobbits, whom everyone considered hermits from the world, ended up being affected anyway and how they are saved by who? That's right, the four hobbits that went out, explored, and changed the world while gathering experience that no other hobbits had. Remember, Bilbo is looked down upon for his adventure...yet these four come back and save the hobbits, something that would not have happened had they left. Had the world gone on without those four hobbits going on their journey, it is fairly safe to say it would've been years until Gandalf would've been back to rescue the Shire.

    You are very right to say Tolkien knew much more about literature. He actually was capable to take a story that, to a point, went off track and bring it back to its point of focusing on Hobbits in the end!

    1. Re:Reason for Scouring of the Shire by homerjs42 · · Score: 1
      ... and not only that, but it is also more like the world as we know it. When you go away (for any purpose) nothing remains the same as it was when you left. And so it is for the hobbits. They leave their comfortable corner of the world, and return to find it grossly changed.

      so i like it.

    2. Re:Reason for Scouring of the Shire by hazem · · Score: 1

      When you go away (for any purpose) nothing remains the same as it was when you left. And so it is for the hobbits. They leave their comfortable corner of the world, and return to find it grossly changed.

      I think even more, that when you leave and return, it's you that has changed even more than "home". That's why, as they say, "you can never go home." You've changed and home can never be the all-encompasing world it used to be.

    3. Re:Reason for Scouring of the Shire by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Part of this was the moral of Wizards as well.

      Gandalf refuses to help the hobbits take back the Shire. He trained them for the job and expected them to do it themselves.

      This was the Wizards whole point in Middle Earth. They were there to teach the younger races to deal with the evil but not battle it themselves.

      If they were allowed to directly confront Sauron, they could have ousted him in the beginning.

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    4. Re:Reason for Scouring of the Shire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sauron was of the same race as the wizards, and as strong as one of them, even without his ring.

    5. Re:Reason for Scouring of the Shire by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Agreed, Sauron and the Wizards were equal. But there were five wizards and just one Sauron.

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  143. /. is just inconsistent ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    ... like let's say someone posted and it was obvious that the hadn't read the article? How many posts to RTFA?

    And if someone asks a question like how do you set up the (whatever) Firewall? How many posts to RTFM?

    So someone posts about a movie interpretation of a book they haven't read ... and at time of writing not one RTFB.

    The fantasy crowd is a kind one.

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  144. Ents = Earth Liberation Front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GO YOU GOOD THING!

  145. Retraction by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected and apoligize. I had forgotten that each book was two books. (I love the english language). And for the record yes, I've read them, although apparently not as recently as I should have. Guess I'll re-read them again soon. Again, my sincerest apologies for my insinuations.

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    1. Re:Retraction by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      It is a single novel, split into 6 books, often published in 3 volumes. It definitely is not a trilogy - that would imply that the separate movies/books make sense without knowing the prior movies/books. Not true!

      It is a shame that they did not make 6 movies. It would have allowed them to make much fewer changes in the story.

  146. Train station wasn't pointless by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    Because he met the family. Meeting the family was an important point because it reitterated that the machines/programs aren't "evil" per se and that while The Matrix is a prison for some it is a haven for others so simply destroying the Matrix isn't a particularly good solution.

    Neo had to be taken outside the main plotlines to have the time to engage in that conversation. I agree he could have got out in a way that didn't necessitate the club scene or involving Merv. The fight scene getting into the club was good though. Without that there would have been very few "matrix style" fight scenes and some people would have been disappointed by that.

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    1. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      (chuckles) I was making an illustrative example. People (not me) complained about Revolutions starting by wrapping up Reloaded. Now they're complaining that ROTK is *not* starting by wrapping up TTT.

      Actually, if you take Revolutions and Reloaded as one movie, they can be perfectly charted as a five-act Shakespearian drama. Which I think is damn cool. :-)

      Oh, and the other reason for the discussion with the Indian guy was to help cement in Neo's mind the impermanence of reality, one of the last steps he needed to take to achieve Enlightenment. ;-)

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    2. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      (chuckles) I was making an illustrative example. People (not me) complained about Revolutions starting by wrapping up Reloaded. Now they're complaining that ROTK is *not* starting by wrapping up TTT.

      The entire Back to the Future trilogy is similar to this. I think the problem stems from the same thing that caused the original plotholes in the star wars trilogy. When the first movie was made, nobody expected any sequels. Lucas came out and said (at the time, I suspect he's "revised" his own story) that he didn't expect star wars to do so well, and he didn't *have* a story to continue. Yet Episodes 5 and 6 go well together as a duo, while Ep 4 stands out like a sore thumb. Same with Back to the Future. The first one stands on its own, completely. The second and third run right into each other, and are essentially the same movie (albeit with separate and distinct storylines).

      LOTR is totally different. They *knew* from the beginning they were either gonna make three movies, or piss off the entire D&D-playing world (I don't know about you, but pissing off a bunch of gamers isn't my idea of "smart"). They don't have any excuses for using ROTK to wrap up TTT, since they knew before they even made the first that they were making three movies. Presumably they had already written screenplays and did some sort of storyboarding for all three movies before filming *any* of FOTR.

      Two disclaimers: I haven't read the books. I struggled through the Hobbit, and then tried to slog my way through FOTR. There's just something about Tolkien's style of writing that I have problems with. On the other hand, I loved the Shannara books, and those were a blatant ripoff of Tolkien's storytelling. Go figure. Second, I'm not a filmmaker, and I probably only know as much about filmmaking as Michael Moore. (Ok, that last part's a troll)

      Personally, what makes the most sense to me is to film the entire story, making the best adaptation you can, and *then* cut it up into 3, 4, 5, or 6 movies or whatever, and release them in rapid succession. (I wish Lucas had done that with the new star wars movies. He'd have had to do more to preserve continuity, in that case)

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    3. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      Just as a note of trivia, according to Zemeckis on the big BTTF DVD set, 2 and 3 originally WERE one movie. With #3 being, essentially, the last act. Then they split them and expanded both parts.

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    4. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Just as a note of trivia, according to Zemeckis on the big BTTF DVD set, 2 and 3 originally WERE one movie. With #3 being, essentially, the last act. Then they split them and expanded both parts.

      Heh, maybe I outta watch that extra DVD in the set, eh? :) I remember hearing something like that, but had forgotten it for the moment. And they did intend to make a sequel, at least, they hoped the movie did well enough to make a sequel, since they ended it with "To be continued..." and that little routine about "Your kids, Marty, your kids! Something has gotta be done about those kids!" that turned into a minor subplot in the beginning of the second movie. AT least they knew they were making a movie good enough that people might want a sequel.... ;)

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    5. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by phiwum · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but pissing off a bunch of gamers isn't my idea of "smart"

      Yeah, sure, of course you're right. All the big movie studio heads are deeply concerned about the D&D faction. After all, piss them folk off and they'll whip out their +3 Blog of Scorn.

      Just think what the AD&D crowd would do!

      You are the Simpson's Comic Book Store Guy and I claim my $3.50.

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    6. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure, of course you're right. All the big movie studio heads are deeply concerned about the D&D faction. After all, piss them folk off and they'll whip out their +3 Blog of Scorn.

      I was actually thinking more along the lines of a fairly large group of people, each individual being able to tell you 156 places you can strike a person that will cause instant death, 20 medieval weapons in a common kitchen, and other stuff.

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    7. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by phiwum · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking more along the lines of a fairly large group of people, each individual being able to tell you 156 places you can strike a person that will cause instant death, 20 medieval weapons in a common kitchen, and other stuff.


      I'm not so sure that knowing which dice to make save throws and so on really counts as practical training in the martial arts.

      (Not that there's anything wrong with gaming, mind you. I participated in more than my share of geek rites of passage, too.)

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    8. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that knowing which dice to make save throws and so on really counts as practical training in the martial arts.

      Well, in any case, would *you* like to have thousands of geeks tossing d30s at you? That's one skill you *know* they've got...

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    9. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by phiwum · · Score: 1

      Well, in any case, would *you* like to have thousands of geeks tossing d30s at you? That's one skill you *know* they've got...

      d30? Kids today have no appreciation for the classics. In my day, we made do with the Plato's five perfect solids and a ten-sided die. But everyone knew that the ten-sided die was suspect.

      (I suppose now someone should reply that in their day, there were only three perfect solids...)

      Actually, I'm not sure if D&D originally used ten-sided dice. I think that was a later perversion, but I can't be certain. (I'm sure someone here knows, but no one is reading this thread anymore.)

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    10. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      d30? Kids today have no appreciation for the classics. In my day, we made do with the Plato's five perfect solids and a ten-sided die. But everyone knew that the ten-sided die was suspect.

      Back in my day, when the d30 first came out, we used it for God-checks, and that was it. :)

      Actually, I'm not sure if D&D originally used ten-sided dice. I think that was a later perversion, but I can't be certain. (I'm sure someone here knows, but no one is reading this thread anymore.)

      Did they start using d10s? We used them in Vampire when it came out (I was a beta-tester for the first edition of Werewolf), and Marvel Super Heroes, and a few others, but I don't recall D&D or AD&D ever using d10s. I recall instead that they used d6s to generate stats and d20s for combat (and proficiency checks in AD&D), but no d10s anywhere. I came into AD&D when the second edition came out, and I was into D&D when there were five sets (the fifth one being about when your character becomes a god).

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    11. Re:Train station wasn't pointless by phiwum · · Score: 1

      Did [D&D] start using d10s?

      Maybe I'm just mis-remembering. D&D was not the only roleplaying game I played.

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  147. Wordy and difficult fiction by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 1

    I nominate "Bleak House" by Charles Dickens as being wordy and a difficult read.

    LOTR is a walk in the park because at least its exciting.

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    1. Re:Wordy and difficult fiction by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      Dickens may be wordy, as all Victorians were (Darwin is even wordier) but he's not that difficult -- it is pretty clear what he's getting at, no deep messages, etc. For a difficult book, try Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" -- it probably beats even Joyce's Ulysses.

    2. Re:Wordy and difficult fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dickens, Melville et al. got paid by the word. That's like paying a programmer by how many lines are in his file. You don't see any K&R style functions at that point...

  148. Slight correction by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0

    >New Line forced a 3 hour limit on him

    No, no. My ass forced that 3 hour limit on him. I swear there should some discounted massages and physical therapy after being plugged into a typical movie seat for 180 minutes. What ever happened to the intermission? Or the 98 min movie?

    I can do three hours in an IMAX seat, but anything below that quality - no thanks. Not to mention editing itself is an art and arguably if you truly need four or five hours you should revisit your script and storyboards to cut the fat without being told by executives that a 3+ hour movie is just a bad idea all around.

  149. His character's influence is largely destroyed... by BlabberMouth · · Score: 2, Informative

    by the beginning of ROTK. I'm not sure that he has any role in the story at all until after the final battle with Sauron is already over. I believe that the original poster overstated his importance to the plot.

  150. You're right... by WTFmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ... but only if you actually take a deeper-than-surface look at what's going on.

    To the majority of people, the only goal is the destruction of the ring. The movies turn an incredibly deep set of books into the more formulaic "magical item/quest/good guy/bad guy/final showdown/short denoument" series of steps. Most people don't care about the Shire, or what happens to the elves, or what Sauron or the Balrog really were, or where Frodo's going. If the ring is destroyed, the quest succeeds. If the good guy gets the girl, that's a good thing, too, but if the quest succeeds, end of movie.

    So can it possibly meet our standards as a faithful representation of the world of Tolkien and capture hearts and minds the way the books did? Of course not. It's not supposed to. The movies are supposed to provide ~3 hours of entertainment each, and they succeeded..

    1. Re:You're right... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1

      Good post, well said. +5 Super Insightful.

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    2. Re:You're right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the book is THE best ever

      That's why the special editions are better than the theatrical releases

      And, BTW, WTF, "most people don't care about the Shire" - they did after the first movie, i'd think they'd still care after the third

      And, if Jackson wanted a perfect adaption, wouldn't he have have just released 6 movies (1 per book). Now that, my friends, would have even appeased some of the /. readers!

  151. This just in! by ThisIsFred · · Score: 4, Funny

    Multiple news sources just confirmed that Aragorn has been completely cut from `Return of the King'. Now, I have complete faith in Peter Jackson as filmmaker, and the 60 minutes of deleted footage will return in next year's RotK special edition DVD release. But, this does bring the theatrical release running time down to a more manageable 241 minutes. Rumour has it that the film contains 78 minutes of scenes not in the book involving Liv Tyler, some of which detail a surprising romantic relationship between the she-elf and Sauron. (Oops! Sorry about the spoiler!)

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    1. Re:This just in! by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1



      I was more interested in the scenes that detailed the surprising romantic relationship between the she-elf and Eowyn.

      RROW!

  152. One more time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The book, Lord Of The Rings, is NOT a trilogy. It's a book that has SIX parts.

    RTFB!

  153. Thanks for the Spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that the spoiler is the article title itself, I'm flabbergasted.

    If you're going to post spoilers, then entitle the article "ROTK Spoiler for all interested".

    Idiot.

    Total idiot.

  154. this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new Saruman cutting overlords..

  155. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "HURON" is a big lake up by America Junior. "HUORNS" are the big walky talky trees.

    1. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he's pissed because the Great Lakes didn't show up in the movie. About as sensible as his other objections.

    2. Re:FYI by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Quibble quiblle little child...

    3. Re:FYI by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Hey, if Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Odyssey into the Minds Eye, and Heavy Metal didn't convince you of that, nothing will... ;-)

    4. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't take drugs, get your brain to manufacture them for you.

      Spend 21 days in total darkness. YOur seratonin levels drop to 0 and melatonin production doesn't stop. The excess melatonin is converted into Tryptophan, then 5-MEO-DMT, then DMT. DMT is the strongest halucenogen known to man.

  156. I'm sorry... by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    ...Peter Jackson did this. He really had it going for the first two movies. Can't expect him to get it right three times in a row. To remove the great Christopher Lee from possibly one of his last onscreen performances in a major motion picture is sad. Oh well, no one's perfect and Jackson's taken us on a great ride so far and I've appreciated the excellence in the first two films.

    From what I remember of the books, what we'll miss is the scene where Saruman is trapped in the tower with Wormtongue as the remnants of the fellowship meet at his ruined fortress and witness his humiliation for his hubris. If there's no Saruman, we'll probably also miss Wormtongues death. Also, we'll miss seeing Frodo's mithril shirt save him one last time; this time from Saruman's attempt to murder him. We'll miss one of Tolkien's attempt to show that all living things are capable of making terrible mistakes by having the Shire taken over by ruffians and bandits, while the shirefolk allow it to happen. Then, we'll miss their redemption as they retake their homes.

    The more I think of it, the more likely I'll miss these scenes and can only hope they show up on DVD.

    = 9J =

  157. The book has four endings. by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Count them: 1. The ring gets destroyed. 2. Aragorn gets crowned. 3. The scouring of the shire. 4. Sailing to the west. With all that, Film 3 still has to get in some middle, like Shelob, The Witch King's final death, Denethor's pyre scene, maybe even Aragorn's taking the Paths of the Dead. Endings 1 and 2 just about have to be there, as the name of the film is Return of The King, and the build up to the ring's distruction has to be wrapped up. Ending 3 is bitter sweet by itself without 4, or it will have to be dumbed down. Personally I want ending 4 to make it. That will probably wait for the Director's Cut too.

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    1. Re:The book has four endings. by herulach · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I remember hearing rumours some time ago that the entire scouring of the shire bit would be cut, though i suppose that doesnt preclude the inclusion of the sailing into the west bit. Theres a scene in the trailer that looks a hell of a lot like aragorn heading into the paths of the dead. And Shelob is definetly in there. (how could she not be, its a great excuse for some cg).
      Don't remember seeing anything in the trailer about denethor, its possible he may be cut/saved for the extended edition as i would imagine it would be difficult to develop his character properly, unless Jackson does the same as with Faramir.

    2. Re:The book has four endings. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Still, it looks like the theatrical release will have two of the endings, and leave off the ones that are more problematic for the average viewer (That's not a swipe at the audience's intelligence - I just mean that nothing in the first two films has explained why Sauron's fall will coincide (roughly) with a new calender and a fourth age, so people going just by the movies would see some of the cast sail off into the rain, with no reason to suspect it had any added significance worth ending the movie there.) This is about as good as can be done in a mere 9 hours, and I wish some of the people complaining had seen the Ralph Bakshi or Rankin-Bass adaptations to get an idea of how bad it could have been.

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    3. Re:The book has four endings. by herulach · · Score: 0

      Like i said, i dont know for certain, but i think probably the going into the west ending will be in there anyway It does provide something of a nice, and they all lived happily ever after ending. Not to imply thats a bad thing. Then again, it may be pretty hard to explain why theyd all sail off to 'heaven' as it were. Theres other bits in there too that i think wil be lost, IIRC theres been no mention so far of bilbos book, which is actually one of my favourite parts of the book. Anyway, i suppose this is all just conjecture, well find out in 36 days wont we?

  158. Superflous rave? by vhold · · Score: 1

    Supposedly the point of the rave scene was to demonstrate how you've got this situation where the remainder of humanity just had to reproduce like heck in order to survive, so you've got this wild party to get everybody horny to facilitate that.

    Uhh, yea, I didnt quite catch that when I was watching the movie heh, just seemed totally superflous as it dragged on. They shoulda counterpointed it with some mom trying to keep her baby asleep with this annoying rave going on. Then at least it woulda been comedic.

    Speaking of pacing, I think a cool idea for software would be something along the lines of a DVD remixer, with an online database of remixes. Have the capability to jump to any spot, play any length, and maybe do some post effect type transitions if they'd be too abrupt in your mix. Then you'd be able to pop in some action flick, pick the 'fights / chases / explosions' mix, which could maybe be broken up a little bit with maybe the few actually funny moments in the movie and be entertained for 10 minutes and spared an hour and a half of really cheesy garbage crap.

    1. Re:Superflous rave? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      Superflous rave?

      Talk about redundant..

      hehe

      Oh, and the 2 Matrix sequels sucked horse (0(|..

  159. Scouring for EE? Books had better pacing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess is that they kept the script modular enough that they could add Scouring of the Shire to the Extended Edition if there was enough demand. By taking Saruman out of the theatrical edition, they've taken his early death out of the audience's minds.

    It would be a burden to bring everyone back together to shoot the 15 to 20 minutes of Saruman surviving Orthanc and then Scouring of the Shire, and do it all in one year between now and RotK EE, but I think it would make money.

    Weta wouldn't have any of these pacing problems if they'd stuck with the book. TT ended with a solid, action ending that would have been perfect for the movie.

  160. Fie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fool! Why do you post about movies about books which you have not read?

  161. NYT article on the history of production... by addie · · Score: 1

    The stories of New Line and the producers of the pictures, and their doubts and thoughts throughout the process.

    A great quote near the end:
    'I mean, how many things can you really franchise except the Bible?' he says. After considering it a moment, he adds, 'Although that's a good idea.'
    - Bob Shaye, New Line Co-chief Executive

  162. Palantir AND Hobits? (spoilers) by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

    Moreover, how does Gandalf get the palantir and how do the Hobbits get to Gondor? The journey to Isengard and confrontation is absolutely frikin key to the progression of the plot.

    TTT openning was possibly one of the most satisfying in the history of filmmaking seeing Gandalf battle the Balrog at last even if it was a Frodo dream sequence, it was amazing.

    The start of ROTK may be one of the most disappointing because of it's sin of omission.

    Maybe Jackson will just cut it short, it would be totally impossibly to eliminate Isengard and have it make any sense without a lame voiceover or flashbacks later in the movie (equally bad).

  163. I'll reserve judgment on this one... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...until I have seen the movie (and the special edition DVD, I suppose). Turning a book into a movie is hard in most cases, and the LOTR is a challenge indeed. I think Jackson's interpretation of the book is quite good so far, both in the cinema version and the extended version, which (for once) did actually add something worth watching, without short-changing those who only went to see the regular version.

    You could say that they're holding out on us in the cinema version in order to sell us the special DVD, but perhaps it is thanks to DVD technology that we get to see the extra footage that simply would not have fit into the cinema version. As for the true fans... they'll buy anything. No need to set them up.

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  164. Love Story by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    The love story is from the Appendix of ROTK, though, yeah, Jackson cooked up most of the details.

  165. The End by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    Oh, by the way, Frodo dies.

  166. Is this what movies have come to? by linkdead · · Score: 0

    Where the theater dosen't matter at all, but buying a silly platter of polycarbonate/aluminum substrate matters more than the age old theater trip?

    If this is true, then we are victims of a scam, plain and simple. When you go to teh movie's you pay to see "A movie", not "part of a movie". Sure all movies have cuts, but you just ond't cut a major plot element just to throw it on your $100 "special edition" to make a few more bucks.

    If I find this to be true, I will be advocating NOT watching it at the theaters and NOT buying the DVDs, with exception to the speical edition, and only when it has reached $25 at the stores.
    A book translation has to have certain elements intact, and I remeber as clear as day the first time I read that portion of the book, and at the least it deserves to be in the main film.

    To cut it is like omitting the transmission from the Ferrari F-50, just to include it in a package that costs 10x more, or omitting the bacon from a bacon double cheeseburger and telling you to buy the bacon double cheeseburger SE...It's just plain retarded.

  167. Cut Frodo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say we cut Frodo out of film #3 - afterall it's Sam who's the real hero in the end. Anyone who has read the book knows that...

  168. they'll make up for it by Graymalkn · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they'll make up for the lost footage with plenty of Arwen Gets Naked scenes.

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  169. 3rd time's the "charm".... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    ... the third Matrix sucked, and now the third LOTR movie's gonna suck?

    Then again, beyond Rocky III and Nightmare on Elm St. III, what 3rd movie in a series didn't absolutely suck moose bawlz? (hopefully not Once Upon A Time In China III, haven't seen _that_ yet..)

    And my bud Random's gonna be _PISSED_, if his reaction to TTT is any indication...

    (and I think I'll wait for the super-mega-duper-20-dvd set that'll be out in a year.. just look at the new Alien release)

    1. Re:3rd time's the "charm".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then again, beyond Rocky III and Nightmare on Elm St. III, what 3rd movie in a series didn't absolutely suck moose bawlz?
      How about Army of Darkness? Loved that movie.
    2. Re:3rd time's the "charm".... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      How about Army of Darkness? Loved that movie.

      Tricky.. EDII was basically a readjustment of EDI, but I'll give it to you if only because Bruce Campbell 0wnz..

      (and run, do not walk, to the nearest theater showing Bubba Ho-Tep.)

    3. Re:3rd time's the "charm".... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      TTT sucked becasue Jackson didn't learn from Lucus. 'Make the 2nd movie end on a down note' to parapharse Randall from Clerks. Fordo should be dead and Sam alone in Mordor.

    4. Re:3rd time's the "charm".... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      The Two Towers (movie) does not end on a positive note. Yes the characters are still alive but they are all still in great peril.

      The first movie ended in a similar way. The fellowship was broken, Borimir died, Gandalf was presumably dead, Frodo and Sam left on their own.

      BTW, starting the Two Towers with the battle between Gandalf and the Borloc was brilliant. It does make one think that they could have brought Frodo and Sam to Shelob's lair and allowed everyone to think he was dead.

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    5. Re:3rd time's the "charm".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Lucas didn't write ESB.

  170. Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd think the announcement was, "Tolkien's LotR Trilogy to be Confiscated, Burned. Anyone Caught Selling, Reading, or Reminiscing Fondly About the Original Books Will Be Subject to Prosecution Under the DMCA."

    You can still go back and read the books if you like that version better, you know. Peter Jackson didn't sneak down your chimney with a bottle of Liquid Paper.

  171. Re:I want to see the whole sequence editted togeth by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
    Err, no. He said:

    What I'd actually like to see is the whole series done as a single movie, without the changes made to make the breaks work. (One thing that hard about making a book into a movie is that people read books in chapters, and put the book down in between, but watch movies in theaters all together. On a DVD, however, you can watch a few scenes and then go do something else)

    Which implies he'd like to see the movies re-edited to be one long movie, without the plot interruptions and reviews that come with three separate movies. The extended editions are still cut as 3 separate movies, and they still follow (approximately) the usual movie formula of pacing the beginning, middle, ending.

  172. Re:Ending the Series Right (rather than "accuratel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well the soundtrack contains a track called "The Grey Havens" so that should mean something positive.

  173. hmm. by EngMedic · · Score: 1

    anyone who hasn't read the damn books probably shouldn't be commenting on jackson's choices in filmmaking...

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    1. Re:Hmm. by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

      [Spoiler warning:]

      "Saruman was never destroyed in the book."

      Ummmm... knifed in the back, pulled a "Wicked Witch of the West," and his spirit -- or what-have-you -- gets denied permission to go to the West, and disappates. That's deader'n even Sauron ever got. Color me confused.

  174. What? No scourging? by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1

    But its the best bit. It brings home the anti-war message that these things affect the people at home too. It needs that to balance the gung-ho heroics.

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  175. What about other past greats? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    What *I* want to know is why the other two horror greats from the past, Peter Cushingand Vincent Price were cut from this monumental film.

    It's a sad day when this sort of thing happens and illustrates a defanite lack of respect for the old guard.

    1. Re:What about other past greats? by onosendai · · Score: 1

      I don't know .. maybe because they're DEAD, and died six years before the film was shot ?
      Although, that said, there's some great material for a Weekend at Bernies style crossover ..

      Sigh, I've just fed a troll haven't I ?

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    2. Re:What about other past greats? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you've done so with class and respect.

    3. Re:What about other past greats? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      I don't know .. maybe because they're DEAD, and died six years before the film was shot ?

      Hello?! They'd be perfect for Nazgul then!

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  176. How to pump more money out of the ticket buyers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose NewLine could milk LOTR for another four years...

    Since the script was originally written for TWO movies, the studio could recut the three films into two, and release them for two more years of profits. And then recut it again as a one film movie (As the original studio wanted)...

    And then recut the trilogy into 5,6,7, or more HDTV films as a miniseries, using scenes not included in the Extended Editions
    (there are 6 'books' and an appendix section...)

    Hmm... NewLine did license The Hobbit...

  177. FYI by dmatos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Symphonie Fantastique was composed by Berlioz, based on an opium-induced nightmare. It's successes like that which convince me I need to take more drugs.

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  178. Doh!: Here's the link by Alien54 · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Doh!: Here's the link by SMOC · · Score: 1

      In fact, Tom Bombadil is the Witch King of Angmar

      Most compelling evidence:
      2. You never see the two of them together.

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  179. Time to start a "Boycott" Campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy; it's a ploy to sell more copies of their "Special Edition" DVD. Time to start a "Boycott" Campaign; the only thing that New Line Cinema and their "Artisic Excuse" Peter Jackson truly fear.

  180. Saruman's cut?? by bmdean · · Score: 1

    For those of us who have read the books know that Saruman plays a role in the end of the book with how Gandalf can not help the hobbits fix anything.

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  181. Saurman not a big deal by Bruha · · Score: 1

    In the books after the ents deal with him and Gandalf and Aragon pay him a visit he's not mentioned in the slightest..

    If he's completely out though that kinda suggests a twist of the visit Gandalf pays him and is important. Though I just went back to that part in the book and they can get away with it but "why" is beyond me.

    1. Re:Saurman not a big deal by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      In the book the ents let him leave his little tower and he comes to the shire. I suggest you read the chapter "the scouring of the shire" in ROTK.

    2. Re:Saurman not a big deal by Bruha · · Score: 1

      I know that.. no idea why're you're telling me this.

      Even wormtounge is with him.

  182. Re:Ending the Series Right (rather than "accuratel by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    My guess is that they will zoom forward to Aragorns wedding to Arwen. This would conclude the "love story" and allow them to tie things up a bit.

    Somehow, they must depict the departure to the Grey Havens of "the elders". That is Elrond, Bilbo, and Gandalf. In the cartoon, they depicted them leaving directly from Minas Tirith. Somehow, I don't think that Peter Jackson would do something as heretic.

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  183. It was an important chapter by antin · · Score: 1

    I appreciate the joke, but in the book it was a very important chapter. Until that point Saruman was Gandalf's senior, and in this chapter you see Gandalf overtake him (although arguably he had done so before, but just not as openly). The fact that it established Gandalf's new power is very important I think - it shows how much he has changed since his death.

    Although in the movies Jackson will prolly just do this by making Gandalf whack a few more orcs and shoot a few fireballs from his staff... sigh.

  184. Bush quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's actually:

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee--that says, fool me once, shame on--shame on you. Fool me--you can't get fooled again."--Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

    From The Complete Bushisms on Slate.com.

    You're welcome!

    -F.A.B.

  185. So Let Me Get This Straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author of the story is complaining because a scene has been cut from the movie that he hasn't had the damned courtesy to read before he complains about it? That's rich.

    Once you ditch the Scouring of the Shire, there's no more need for Saruman after the Ents defeat him. Jackson has a point.

  186. Spoilers? Ha! by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

    Obviously some people never even bothered to read the books, now did they...?

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  187. It's a shame, but... by BiggerBoat · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, Joe Filmgoer will probably never notice.

  188. I'll still go see the movie ... by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    ... but I won't rush out and buy the theatrical version on DVD. I'll wait for the 4 DVD set. I could have endured an extra seven minutes to see Saruman cast down, and I agree with others that there we'll no doubt be treated to many *more* minutes of gloriously-rendered battle scenes. I can understand needing to change the flow of the story to translate from book to screen, and this is a relatively minor omission, but I was hoping after the warg-riding, Faramir-baiting, Oedipal Arwen interludes in Two Towers we'd somehow find our way back to the story as written by Tolkein. No such luck, apparently. :(

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  189. Re:your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opinions are like assholes -- everybody has one.

    You should add, "And they all stink."

    Except mine, of course.

  190. The Huorns by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    Too expensive in CG? Nah, the Huorns are in TTT EE. It was cut to keep the running time under 3 hours. Though why PJ had to add that whole sequence of Aragorn going over a cliff, revived by his horse, and then those adds-nothing-to-the-narrative let's watch Viggo ride through NZ on his horse scenes, is beyond me. That's a real head-scratcher.

    PJ didn't need that sequence at all to tell the story, when he could have given us more of the Ents and and resolved the ending of Saruman instead.

    1. Re:The Huorns by kimgh · · Score: 1

      yes, I certainly agree with your sentiments Re: Aragorn riding over a cliff and what follows. Huorns would have been much better use of the time wasted on that!

  191. OMG, Where's Sharky?!?!? by deuce_WI · · Score: 1

    Am I not remembering properly, because I thought he was what the return to the Shire is all about.

    As long as they don't forget to make Aragorn king, then I guess they'll at least get one major plot component right.

    1. Re:OMG, Where's Sharky?!?!? by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

      Sharky? A/K/A Wormtongue? He's there -- look for him at Theoden's side in TTT. But, from appearances, we won't be seeing him in LotR, and I have to agree with you re: "The Scouring of the Shire". With regards to the original poster's feelings, I think you need to look at the films seperately from the books if you intend to enjoy them. Sadly, I know them a bit too well to do so, but everyone I know who -hasn't- virtually memorized them enjoy the movies, and I guess that that's okay. I don't mind change for brevity's sake, but change for change's sake annoys me.

    2. Re:OMG, Where's Sharky?!?!? by Elf-friend · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, "Sharky" is what Saruman was called by his underlings (I think Tolkien said it might have meant "old man" in the Black Speech).

      It makes no sense at all to leave Saruman out of ROTK. Books aside, Audiences are going to want to know what happened to him, as he was so important to the first two films. Certainly, that's just bad film-making.

      Unfortunately, an awfull lot of people think that chapter should have been dropped from the book. My cousin tells me that a friend of hers told her it didn't fit, and that the book should have just ended with Aragorn on the throne. I'm different. I actually wish the book had included the epilogue (which only appears in Christopher Tolkien's "History of Middle Earth" series). The epilogue deals with Sam's life after the last chapter.

      I agree with you about change for the sake of change. That's pretty much what I've been telling my mother and sister for two years now. They have both read the book multiple times (my sister has read it even more times than I have), and enjoy the films nonetheless. They have an easier time separating the books from the film than I do. I nearly walked out of TTT when they changed the Faramir storyline, even though I'd sat through all the Aragorn/Arwen crap that wasn't in the books. On that point, my sister (who's a big fan of Faramir in the books) agreed, though.

      That said, I still think that many of the changes for brevity would not have been needed if they had made six two-hour (with two-and-a-half for special edition) films, one for each book. After all, LOTR was originally supposed to be six volumes. Printing it in three volumes was a publisher's decision.

  192. Rachmaninoff did that... by Entropius · · Score: 1

    ...with a painting titled "The Isle of the Dead."

    Turned out pretty good.

  193. Hmm. by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

    I liked the way Saruman was never destroyed in the book, because it gave the impression that evil could still surface later. I guess this is too complex for movie-going audiences though.

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  194. Re:Spoilers? Ha! by backlonthethird · · Score: 1

    No, I did read the books, so I know that PJ had some decisions to make regarding Saruman. Now merely by reading headlines in /. I find out what some of those decisions are before I see the movie. It's just plain stunning to me how time after time this kind of shit gets posted.

  195. Bombadil not even filmed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any rumors regarding "Bombadil in" are hopelessly misinformed.

  196. Storyline discussions by jdifool · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hi,

    the fact that Saruman has been cut is not a huge problem in itself, indeed. It worries me for the palantir which, I hope, will not fall from the golden sky.

    But actually this questions the whole process involved in making the trilogy. I am a die-hard fan, and I liked the Felllowship and the Two Towers.

    I found that Jackson added too much scenes, that, if they were designed to make the story more understandable and/or the characters cooler, proved to be useless. Let's consider it : first you have the Rohirrim knights slaughtering the Orcs that took away Merry and Pippin. If my memory is ok, I think that Tolkien gives it 4 lines. Jackson, on the other hand gives it at least 5 minutes. Second, we have the destruction of a Rohirrim village ; actually the tale of the little boy who has to leave his mother and then become a warrior to avenge her etc. is, say, sad (/?) but stupid. It takes 5 minutes (Go ! Go! my son Go!). Aragorn wounded after the battle against the vile goat-dog-dragon, saved by his horse, fainting in the setting sun. The death of the fat elven guy at the end, who has no importance but that of being the character that dies at the end. I'm sure I omitted some others, but let's say that it took something like 15-20 minutes. It is *plenty* of time to put other things instead.

    Nevertheless I liked the Two Towers. But less than the first one, for there was some very strong misunderstandings between the book and the movie.

    - Who *ever* said that Saruman was the vilain ? (I base my comment on the fact that Jackson said that in the ROTK, Sauron was now the vilain) Again if my memory is ok, it is always said, mainly by Gandalf, that Saruman is a pet in the Dark Lord's hands. That Saruman's armies are strenghten by His spirit. Well, in my opinion, it was a complete mistake to present Saruman as the first enemy ; Sauron then seems to be a challengeable partner. We shouldn't forget that he is one of the God's servants.

    -Who *ever* said that Gimli was a fucking asshole ? Who *ever* wrote that dwarves needed to be thrown ? This completely kills the Gimli character, and frankly, this is a shame. It relies on the very intuitive human cliche of the fantasy world, in which humans are warriors, elves are archers and clever, and dwarves are axemen and quite stupid beared creatures. I think Tolkien showed that he had much more sharpness in its way of considering the *main* character, and that it could have been underlined in the movie.

    For the Lord of the Rings (book) does not cater to intellectuals, and there was absolutely NO need to put some attractive but all the more boring sequences (I've seen the trailer of ROTK, and I was frightened by the scene between crying Eowyn and Aragorn : "No Eowyn, you're never going to see a king's dick").

    Cutting was Ok, but adding and shifting the overall sense of the story : no good.

    Regards,
    Jdif

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    1. Re:Storyline discussions by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Dwarves are, how shall we say, grumpy and arrogant. But, the movie also potrayed the dwarves as great craftsman and VERY industrious.j

      Though, I did think they hammed it up in Two Towers. They turned Gimili into half Jar-Jar.

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    2. Re:Storyline discussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just one point of contention I have. I did not have a problem with the treatment given to the death of the "fat elf." Perhaps I saw more in the scene than was intended, but for me, that scene represented the sense that elves in general were dying. That these fair immortals were sacrificing their lives and ways for a cause. This added strength to the purpose of the battle, and depth to their very presence at that fight.

      On most of your other points I agree completely. Especially the way Gimli was portrayed, it actually made me quite angry.

    3. Re:Storyline discussions by jdifool · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we totally agree on that.

      Of course there is the Moria, and it was one of the greatest achievements of the first movie.

      But then, Gimli was fucked up. I have a very precise remembering that the Two Towers is the moment when Gimli and Legolas become friends, especially in the Fangorn Forest.

      In the movie apart from competing about the "frags", nothing on this. Even in the first one, Gimli litterally falls in love with Galadriel. But in the movie, he looks such like a mentally-deficient kid in the boat.

      Save the dwarves ; they are endangered. The dwarves can be enlightened too. Dwarves can have a regular sexual life. Dwarves POWA !! *ouch*

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    4. Re:Storyline discussions by Grand+V'izer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone who has read LOTR several times, I'm not too bothered by plot changes: I think most of them are reasonable. Most of my nits are about character changes.

      A lot of the extra scenes play up the finer points that you don't really get from the book until the second or third reading (for us thick-headed folks). In fact, much of it draws heavily on the extensive background material provided by Tolkein as indexes in ROTK.

      - The extra scenes between Arwen and her father Elrond play up her love and sacrifice, which are only hinted at through most of the book. It also highlights the ending of the Elves' time in Middle Earth, and (I hope eventually) the importance of her decision for the future of humans in Middle-earth.

      - I'm not bothered by the preview scene with Aragorn and Eowen. She had the hots for him in the book, but I won't tell you how it is eventually resolved.

      - Boromir and Aragorn's last conversation was entirely made up. In the book Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas simply find him shot with arrows with a massive pile or bodies around him. In the movie he gets to vocalize his redemption, because killing a hundred Uruk-hai just isn't enough dammit! The script writer basically said, "that's the converstaion they should have had". The arrogance! But ok, I can hang with it. Writers hate letting a major character die without final words.

      - The many extra scenes in Isengard were good, because they better illustrated the depth of Saruman's betrayal, which the reader is mostly left to infer.

      - Not wrapping up Saruman's situation in ROTK bothers me some, but isn't a deal-breaker. It oviously leads to some holes, which will likely be dealt with. I guess we'll be left wonding "what ever happened to that guy in the tower"?

      For me, the only real problems in Jackson's movie is the *character* changes, which are very disappointing.

      - Merry and Pippin come across as utter clowns and bare acquaintances in the movie. In the book they were longtime friends of Sam and Frodo, and conspired with Sam to make sure Frodo didn't leave the Shire alone no matter how hard he tried.

      - The movie friendship between Legolas and Gimli is weak. To the repeat reader, it is one of the better rewards of the book.

      - Gimli is disappointing, being played for comic relief when we already have the excreble Merry and Pippin. Maybe with M&P away in Fangorn we needed more Dwarf-tossing jokes. On the other hand, his eagreness for battle is undiminished. ("Oh, c'mon! We can take 'em!")

      - FARAMIR IS NOT A BAD GUY! In the book he is the smarter, wiser brother who is tragically overlooked by his father (Steward of Gondor) in favor of Boromir. He is perhaps the most insightful human to appear in the entire epic. The movie makes him into power-obsessed idot who comes to his senses sudenly and rather inexplicably. I suppose the writers were trying to play up the corrupting power of the ring, but instead they ruined a great character.

      Yeah, those character changes really ticked me off.

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    5. Re:Storyline discussions by jdifool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think we do agree. And you can tell me the end, I red LOTR 4 times already.

      Between Arwen and Elrond, I think that there is no sacrifice of the entire elven people. It's just about Arwen and Aragorn. Elves are fleeing Middle-Earth, as they fled already during part of the Third Age, and even before when they entrenched in Nargothrond.

      Aragorn and Eowyn just look like Santa Barbara. Eowyn in the book is much more like a warrior with a thin skin of a lover ; not a lover that can handle a sword with the force of love.

      I agree with the Boromir/Aragorn conversation. Of course it wasn't in the book, and PJ may have been, as many readers, frustrated not to have any verbal explanation about Boromir's failure. He did it well.

      In my opinion, Isengard scenes are so useless ("will burn in the fire of industry" pfff), just to see zombie-like creatures to spawn out of fucking nasty cocoon. It's ok, nothing to see, move on. Saruman, again is important, because he defines what is Gandalf, not because it has any importance in the storyline. This is *all* about Sauron.

      About Saruman being cut, no problem for me, except for the palantir. The palantir is fucking important.

      And eventually about the changes on characters, fucking shame.
      Of course this only involves my personal point of view on the book. I've seen some of friends interpretating the story between Frodo/Sam as a gay come out...

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    6. Re:Storyline discussions by Equa1izer · · Score: 1

      Every movie director want to be a writer. Well they can't so they start to change whatever they can to show how far they can screw up someones book. But thanx to Jackson. LOTR is not far from the book. But. 1. Where is Tom Bambadil.? 2. Why Gimli is an asshole? 3. Where the hell is Glorfindel? 4. Where is Galadriel's hair? 5. Faramir is like his bro Baramir. Selfish corrupt person. 6. Legalas is like a young kid running around acting like that his first time out. He is really old elf. 7. "Agent Smith" looks like really pissed off elf. He is always in bad mood.

    7. Re:Storyline discussions by vidarh · · Score: 1
      One thing many people seem to miss is that books rarely translate directly into movies that "work" for anyone but people who have read the books several times and know the plot and characters intimately. In a book, the author have much more freedom to add detail to a character and a scene which people would simply miss if they were presented "in realtime" in a movie, where what the readers attention is explicitly drawn attention to by the author when reading the book may end up as a detail shown for seconds in a direct translation of the book into a movie.

      If you make a movie for people who know a book in detail, you exclude almost everyone else.

      For my part, I've read LoTR 4-5 times, and I still don't remember the details of the story well enough that I think a faithful representation of the book would have been particularly satisfying, and I think many people who complain about changes would also have found the movies even less satisfying with a direct translation.

      Letting a character die without words, might be one of them. In the books, the reader is "forced" to focus on the character because they would otherwise have to skip over paragraphs, while in a movie there will almost always be distractions and character traits that are not specifically visually or audibly focused on might go unnoticed by large parts of the audience.

    8. Re:Storyline discussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make some good points. The cuts from the books were supposedly made for the sake of time, but as you said he added a lot of material.

      Some other changes that didn't work: Faramir's portrayal is a failure. Some things should be left simple. He is different from his brother, period.

      The Two Towers should have ended with the three hunters (Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli) reunited with the two hobbits (Merry and Pippin). This closure is essential to the rhythm and the coherence of the book, it adds humor, and it is an essential part of characterization (the great warriors care more about their hobbit friends in some ways than they do about the great deeds of war).

      Elrond in the books is a veritable father figure to Aragorn. He is sad about Arwen's choice to be sure, but he never wavers in his support for Aragorn or the need to defeat Sauron.

      The biggest miss of them all--Sam and Frodo never get to eat the rabbits that Gollum catches! That is one of the highlights of the book. I can't believe that PJ deprived them of that small enjoyment.

      Plus encounter between Eomer and the three hunters could have been better. (In the book they were unseen because of their elven cloaks, not because they hid in the rocks. A small detail but such small details build the book.)

      Didn't like the look of the Nazgul's winged steeds. Imagined something more pteradactyl-like.

      Still, I liked Gimli's humor in the film, and for all these complaints, overall the film was amazing. Looking forward to ROTK, though don't get me started on the removal of the Scouring of the Shire. . .

    9. Re:Storyline discussions by Lord+Azrael · · Score: 1
      FARAMIR IS NOT A BAD GUY! In the book he is the smarter, wiser brother who is tragically overlooked by his father (Steward of Gondor) in favor of Boromir. He is perhaps the most insightful human to appear in the entire epic. The movie makes him into power-obsessed idot who comes to his senses sudenly and rather inexplicably. I suppose the writers were trying to play up the corrupting power of the ring, but instead they ruined a great character.
      full ACK! this is what bothered me most of all, i simply could not understand, why Faramirs character was change that much.
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    10. Re:Storyline discussions by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

      You're all being too hard on Peter Jackson's portrayal of Gimli. The dwarf-tossing joke was corny but in good fun considering that dwarf-tossing is some kind of weird tradition in Jackson's native New Zealand where the film was shot. I think Jackson's portrayal of all the characters makes the audience really care about each one of them. I have to say that the film has made me appreciate the sympathetic side of Gollum more than I ever did when reading the book.

    11. Re:Storyline discussions by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      - Boromir and Aragorn's last conversation was entirely made up. In the book Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas simply find him shot with arrows with a massive pile or bodies around him.

      Uh, no. In the book Aragorn got to him before he died and spoke with him.

    12. Re:Storyline discussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ok, you're right. But there was no final pledge of fealty to Aragorn. Boromir has enough time to say that the orcs took the halflings, and asked Aragorn not to let Minas Tirith fall. Then he died.

      But like I said, the plot changes and dialog additions aren't a problem for me. Turning M&P into clowns is what bugs me. Making Faramir into a bad guy seems really wrong.

    13. Re:Storyline discussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that is part of the problem. Middle Earth shouldn't have references to some odd New Zealand specific tradition. If it was just a corny Middle Earth thing I wouldn't really care, it is the pollution that bothers me. I know, it is just a little thing, and really not the biggest problem I have with Gimli's character in the movies. I just don't like how he's treated as some inept clown. There is nothing to support that in the books.

    14. Re:Storyline discussions by danila · · Score: 1

      But you forgot Fangorn, a wise and NOT HASTY Ent! In the book he makes a lot of fuss about not disclosing his name to everybody, in the movie he says it to Orcs (presumably) in, what, first 30 seconds of their conversaion? Rrrright. Being so wise, doesn't know jack shit about cut and burned forests and decides to ignore Saruman. And then, after going on an on about not being hasty, changes his mind in like 15 seconds and decides to attack Isengard.

      After raping Faramir, I consider destroying Fangorn's character the second worst offence Jackson did to TTT.

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  197. Re:Ending the Series Right by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
    Thank you for your post. Saved my having to do it :-p

    It's just as easy (easier actually)to argue that the real story of LOTR is about the passing of the time of the Elves and their leaving Middle Earth to go to the West, not about whatever Hobbocentric crap everyone's getting so upset about.

    The scouring of the Shire is a postscript to the story of the end of the Third Age and is irrelevant to the overall narrative arc of the three movies.

    It's Jackson's interpretation of the books.

    I just hope he ends it with Aragorn balls-deep in Arwen. Doggy style.

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  198. I don't mind it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't cannonize this movie. For accuracy sakes a good port would mean the movie would be 20 hrs long and incredibly boring. Most of the plot had to be stripped (relievnce of the barrow down+the witch king+the end of the movie. One of many subtexts from the book).

    Ridley Scott can put years of research in just a few seconds of film, Peter Jackson doesn't do things that way and I'm satisfied with the results.

  199. Not!:All hardcore fans will buy the DVD anyway... by fw3 · · Score: 1

    with all the crap they've *added* to the trilogy I most certainly will not be wasting money on the Two Towers or Return of the King dvds. Perhaps I don't count as a fan, lets see I've read the trilogy through about 30 times? I completely lost faith in Jackson and company on learning that they were cutting the final chapter entirely from the book.

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  200. What, no spoiler warning? by Scot+W.+Stevenson · · Score: 1
    Oh my God, what is Slashdot coming to? Half of the plot is given away in the posting itself, and the other half in the messages, and nobody is bitching about the lack of a spoiler warning?

    Jeez. Next thing you know, they'll be posting that Ahab gets the whale or the Martians get killed by bugs, and people will just shrug. Sigh.

    1. Re:What, no spoiler warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we lose.

  201. If numbers of people complained to the studio by zymano · · Score: 1

    then $$$ would speak more than petitions.

    Remember this country is about $$$ and only $$$.

    Everything here can be bought and sold.

    Including presidents.

  202. This should be modded up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheers for the AC. So damn incisive.

  203. Jackson's first movie.... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    What was that by the way?

    1. Re:Jackson's first movie.... by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 1

      Bad Taste.

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  204. Does the free ticket matter? by camusflage · · Score: 1

    I've had my tickets for Trilogy Tuesday for a month now. If ROTK is good, I might consider seeing it again, though I doubt they'd give me back my $25 for the trilogy ticket and let me use a freebie. :)

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  205. It's about money, and that's not a bad thing by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Personally, I have no problems with studios releasing 18 versions of a movie. You're stupid enough to buy them, or just plain think they're worth your money, that's your right. And theirs to sell it to you, in a free country.

    But anyone who thinks it's not about money, ask yourself this:

    How many fans do you know that *still* bought both DVD versions? There are the collectors, the 2 people that didn't know about the SE, and the hordes and hordes of fans who didn't want to wait several months to own the movie.

    Same reason that people will pay $15 (or whatever) to see a movie once, then another $15 (or more) to own the DVD a few months later.

    It's ALL about maximizing the income from these things. (some) Marketers have degrees in psychology for a reason.

    And there's absolutely nothing wrong with this. You're free to buy, or not buy, as you so choose.

    Me? I'm waiting for a nice Terminator (1-3) movie box set, and have been for a few years now. Same with Alien - I can wait till AvP comes out, in all its suckitude :)

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  206. Seriously... by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Anyone in the know care to comment on why I haven't seen a single Legolas toy/action figure/merchandising item for ROTK?

    Does he die REALLY early in the movie or something?

    (Oh, before I get modded +1, Funny - I've never made it all the way through the books :)

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    1. Re:Seriously... by wayne606 · · Score: 1

      Maybe because if they came out with a toy called Legolas it would be a trademark infringement of Legoblocks ?

  207. Couple of points for you... by devphil · · Score: 1
    I mean, geez, he's even got an evil rotating eye sign on top of Barad-dur.

    Um. That's not a sign. That's him.

    The Ents have already been cut out of Helm's Deep itself -- no sign of Hurons at the climactic moment

    They're in the DVD.

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    1. Re:Couple of points for you... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Um. That's not a sign. That's him.

      Boy, that's even stupider than I thought it was. Sauron's Eye is metaphorical. He wasn't supposed to be literally eye-shaped.

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    2. Re:Couple of points for you... by devphil · · Score: 1


      Actually, the Eye is described as a physical presence in one of the Silmarillion stories, and I think I've seen it referred to in a physical sense in Unfinished Tales as well.

      Now, putting it on top of the tower is just stupid, but *shrug*. Gotta show something to the moviegoers, I guess, and the inside of Barad-dur was never described by Tolkien.

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    3. Re:Couple of points for you... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Actually, the Eye is described as a physical presence in one of the Silmarillion stories

      No it isn't. Besides, Sauron is an extremely minor character in The Silmarillion even if he did bring about the death of Finrod. He only appears in "Beren and Luthien" and at that point he's definitely anthropomorphic until he turns himself into a wolf.

      You also see him in "Akallabeth" (he's anthropomorphic there too) and in "Of the Third Age" where I don't think he was physically described at all.

      I think I've seen it referred to in a physical sense in Unfinished Tales as well.

      No, you didn't.

      Crikey, if you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe Wikipedia!

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    4. Re:Couple of points for you... by devphil · · Score: 1


      Whoever wrote the Wikipedia entry was on crack.

      "throughout the entire book Lord of the Rings Sauron is in the form of a very large humanoid." Huh? Tolkien made is very plain that Sauron had lost the ability to take a humanoid shape long before. For that matter, LOTR never describes Sauron's physical shape at all; we only have the earlier texts to go on.

      You make good points (I don't have the books here, or I'd check page numbers), but don't use the Wikipedia entry as a reference... Tolkien's letters, yes, but not some random unchecked web weenie.

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    5. Re:Couple of points for you... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Tolkien made is very plain that Sauron had lost the ability to take a humanoid shape long before.

      Tolkien never said any such thing. Sauron had lost the ability to take a "fair shape", not a human shape. He could, and did, assume the form of a tall, menacing manlike figure. Tolkien stated this flat-out in one of his letters, which was undoubtedly the source of the Wiki entry. And you're going to want to make me look it up too, aren't you? Sheesh... (flip, flip...) It's in #246, in the paragraph near the end where Tolkien is discussing how it might have gone had Gollum been done away with before Frodo claimed the Ring for himself at the Crack of Doom. He said "Sauron should be thought of as very terrible. The form that he took was that of a man of more than human stature, but not gigantic." This is in the context of Aragorn's battle of wills with him over the Palantir, so it's plainly talking about the form Sauron had taken at the time.

      You might also take note of Gollum's obeservation at one point in "The Two Towers" that there were only four fingers on Sauron's hand. He'd actually seen Sauron in person, so he ought to know. If you ever spot an eyeball with fingers, be sure to alert us all!

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    6. Re:Couple of points for you... by devphil · · Score: 1


      Well said. Clearly I need to go read the Letters and Silmarillion again. (I wonder, then, what Jackson intends the eye-on-tower to actually be?) Christopher Lee reads the books once every year; I need to start doing the same again.

      If you ever spot an eyeball with fingers, be sure to alert us all!

      Be careful what you ask for. You may get it.

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    7. Re:Couple of points for you... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      I wonder, then, what Jackson intends the eye-on-tower to actually be?

      Well, it's either what I suggested or what you suggested. Yours is the more likely. This is one of those things that makes me think he's missed the point of the books somewhat.

      I know all about the Tolkien Sarcasm Page, and have even directed a few hapless students to the synopses hosted there for their benefit. Hee.

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  208. AMEN! by ink · · Score: 1
    That's my favorite bit.

    And, yes, it is a waste.

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  209. This is trivial compared to by ThunderInEye · · Score: 1

    the scene they cut from FotR, the one where Elrond takes Gandalf aside and confides in him that he won't be sending a division of elves along with the ring after all, since he has a feeling they'll be needed somewhere else.

  210. Peter Jackson is a disgrace to Tolkien's Works by trainsnpep · · Score: 1
    As a devout fan of J. R. R. T.'s works, I've just got to say that Peter Jackson has cut out too many important parts and inserted his own which he implies enhance the storyline. He was supposed to make the books into movies. He has just made movies to different books.

    Peter Jackson can hardly claim to be honest. He started off saying that RotK would be the closest to the books out of the three movies. This, as shown here, can not be further from the truth

    I beg of you all, that before you comment on how good of a director he may seem to be, consider his track record of honesty towards the fans of J. R. R. T.'s works, and the general population.

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  211. Perhaps by ThunderInEye · · Score: 1

    if he had dispensed with the horrible Osgiliath fiasco, and sundry Arwen sequences, he would have had time in TTT for this 'inconsequential' snippet.

    1. Re:Perhaps by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      It wasn't a matter of time, it was a matter of pacing. It's not like he had a solid limit on the running length.

      After the Battle of Helm's Deep and the destruction of Isengard by the Ents, as a filmmaker, you would have about 10 minutes *at best* left before you would have to end the movie. Otherwise the audience gets shifty, as they're expecting it to be over, and you lose them. Surely you've seen a movie or two in your day where the director dragged the denoument out for 15 minutes, and you're practically screaming, "End the movie already!"

      There'd simply be no way to cram both Sauruman's comeuppance AND the far-more-vital final scene with Sam, Frodo, and Gollum into that span of time without losing most of the viewers.

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  212. Six! by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

    You forgot Fatty. Poor, poor Fatty...

  213. Nope by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The mirror scene with Frodo was a small fragment of the scouring filmed especially for that scene. I can confirm, Jackson says himself in the commentary with the extended edition of FOTR that scouring isn't included. Yeah I think it sucks too - no doubt its going to have the traditional Hollywood Ending when the ring is destroyed, cut to big celebration when Aragorn becomes king, and everyone lives happily ever after and none of the audience have any psycological challenges to deal with.

    On the contrary, reports are that people leave ROTK crying. Elijah Wood says he refuses to watch it, because the first time it was screened for him, he left in tears.

    Peter Jackson says his favorite scene of the entire trilogy is the Grey Havens, so rest easy. ROTK will be about loss, mourning, and coping with the aftermath of grief and heroism. He's stated this several times in the past.

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  214. F*CK Spoiler! by w4rl5ck · · Score: 1

    OK, thanks guys. This is the first time I'm really PISSED with /. how could you dare to put such an information about an upcoming movie into a HEADLINE, impossible to overread, and thus, revealing such a big plot thing? Well OK it's just a speculation, so maybe it turns out to be wrong. But why not put a f*cking spoiler warning into the headline and the rest into the message body? Thanks, a lot. Again. Well, and sorry for my emotional outbreak, but this simply sucks. Anyway, keep up the other good work ;)

    1. Re:F*CK Spoiler! by reverkusen · · Score: 1

      I Agree, though I won't whine as much. I just joined /. so I wanted to post... sorry if bothered someone!

  215. Seriously, though... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, though, I don't get these people who refuse to read the books until they've seen the movies.

    You're supposed to read the books first, then see these films. Most of the time, it doesn't matter, but these movies are different in that they're really made as tributes to the books (okay, TTT to a lesser extent).

    Plus, it just reaks of MTV generation to refuse to read them until you've seen the Hollywood version.

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  216. Confusing Books by halo8 · · Score: 1

    its been a while since i read them.. i thought that Sauramon was Sauron (books are on loan cant spell.. to lazy to google)

    i always wondered why the two of them sound so much alike??

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    1. Re:Confusing Books by option8 · · Score: 1

      more likely that he was "sauron's man"

      to me, that was a dead giveaway when he was first introduced in the books, though it's not long after that that the connection is revealed

      a lot of the names in the books (and, for that matter, in a lot of other books) have meaning, if you look for them. either in some tolkeinish language (all the elves' names mean something, some of them significant to their character, if you know elvish) or in reference to real-world people or concepts.

      at least that's what i remember reading somewhere - still googling for the link...

      . o( holden caufield? "catcher in the rye"? fah! too easy... )

    2. Re:Confusing Books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In his monograph J.R.R. Tolkien: Author of the Century, Tom Shippey offers the following philogical insights into Saruman's name (pp. 169-170):

      "Searu" is a word recorded in the West Saxon dialect of Old English, which is usually translated by the modern English word "cunning." Thus we have Beowulf's chain-mail armor described as a "searonet," cunningly woven by a smith; the thoughts of wizards as "searothonc," etc., etc. It's also used in several other words, all of which carry that sense of "cunning." "Searu" would have probably been "saru" in the Mercian dialect of Old English, which was Tolkien's favorite; hence, "Saruman" is a cunning man, or a wizard.

      Shippey goes on to suggest that, for Tolkien, "searu/saru" had connotations of engineering skill perverted and turned to evil purposes, which is rather what we see happen to Saruman.

      "Sauron," on the other hand, is Elvish in origin; while it is most possible that the two are similar by coincidence, perhaps Tolkien wanted to emphasize the similarity between their actions and goals in the similarity of their names.

  217. Denethore's Palantir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the books isnt Faramir's father driven mad by Sauron through the palantir he is using? Couldn't Sauron see Pippin use that one?

  218. I'm being Picky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gandalf caan't weild the ring, he said so himself in the first movie

    1. Re:I'm being Picky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aragon could have, but he would have become the new Dark Lord. Same for Gandalf or the two top elves. Everyone else would have just disappeared under a wave of Orcs.

  219. Forget those guys... by FatSean · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They live in fear, knowing they can't defend themselves. Therefore they dread breaking the fragile 'peace' they think exists. Hell, the USA can't 'really defend' itself against a concerted terrorist attach. The USA can't even keep illegal immigrants out. Good thing fanatical groups are often at odds with each other and cant organize. Your god help us if they do...

    Is he trolling? OK, see yah later!

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    1. Re:Forget those guys... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      There's a limit to what we can do keeping "illegal immigrants" out of our country without A: Closing the borders B: Shooting people, no questions asked.

      I'd rather let a few thousand illegal immigrants into the U.S. than let even a dozen get shot needlessly.

  220. Fair enough by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    I only saw episode three last night. After avoiding all mention of it for days I finally started reading about it today on forums and have been dissappointed by the general "bag the Matrix" mindset I've come accross. I think a lot of people went in there expecting or wanting to be dissappointed and got that wish. Personally I was impressed and it finished on a much more "real" rather than "mumbo-jumbo" footing than I expected.

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  221. Re:Yes, but what about Lee and the non-Geeks? by Paladin144 · · Score: 1
    What we should really be talking about is what Christopher Lee said on TV about the premier of ROTK, and whether he would attend given that he is cut out of the film: "No. What would be the point?" THAT is kind of sad, if you ask me.


    I would be pissed, too. Think about it; Christopher Lee is witnessing the complete desecration of his character. Peter Jackson is assassinating his character 2.5 books (of 6) early. That's bullshit, and Lee should be pissed off. We all should be. I hate to be a geek about this, but this isn't just about the elves showing up where they shouldn't, this alters the whole point and potency of the story.

    Look, the scouring of the Shire is the anchor of the story. Without the normalcy of the Shire for the Hobbits (with whom we are obviously meant to identify) to bask in, the story grows so much darker. And it rings truer. As others have pointed out, it's a very dramatic, and "suck you right back in" sequence. It's a surprise the first time your read the book, and it completes the maturation of the hobbits into leaders and demonstrates true character growth. More to the point for the residents of the Shire, it shows the wrath and reach of war.

    But what concerns Christopher Lee is that it shows what a crafty, sneaky and evil old guy Saruman really is. He quickly finds a bunch of cronies, travels a long distance and enslaves a new people, all within, what, a couple of months? As far as despotic rulers go, this guy is the pimp. Imagine if Saddam Hussein had a new (secret) full-on dictatorship goin' in a small country already! Saruman is a major character (and well established as such by Jackson) and he deserves to be in the third movie, along with the scouring of the Shire.

    This omission will be remembered as the largest goof Peter Jackson made during the creation of these movies ...or just the singular: movie. It's a horrible mistake, but his other ones weren't too bad. I can deal with dream sequences, beefed up women's roles (let's face it, Tolkien spends about as much time writing about women as the average slashdot poster), gratuitous burning eyeball shots and inexplicably appearing elves, but this mistake will mar the series. I just hope the scouring is in the DVDs, but it doesn't seem like it.

    Other than that, I'm sure the movie will be cool, with lots of explosions and fire, and orcs shooting into the sky, but I miss the subtleties. I wish filmmakers wouldn't dumb down shit like this. If people don't get it the first time....that's okay, ya know? I'm fine with not completely knowing what I just witnessed. That's what DVDs are for; not for adding scenes that should've been in the wide release cut. I like movies that you can peel thru like an onion, finding new and deeper layers of meaning. It's not easy to do, but, damn it's enjoyable when somebody does it.

    Can Peter Jackson do it? Time will tell.

  222. Battles by knautilus316 · · Score: 1

    *WARNING* Don't read this if you haven't read the books! SPOILERS!

    Those of us that read the books no doubt loved the Battle of the Shire at the end...is this getting axed? That really sucks.

    ~Knautilus

  223. Re:7200 Series Only! by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>It's not like we've forgotten that you once burned Washington :)

    really? I didn't think they taught that in american schools...

  224. That makes absolutly no sense by KalvinB · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "a lesson some americans need to learn."

    What lesson would that be?

    War results in bad things happening so we should cower in a corner instead of fight? Maybe you think it's nobel to be a coward.

    War results in bad things happening so we should try to minimize the bad things and maximize the good things?

    But then nothing good ever came out of war huh? Nothing but our country, the end of slavery, ad nauseum.

    Grab a clue, troll. America is quite aware what war is about and we went anyway. I know it's impossible to wrap your mind around.

    This is your flawed line of reasoning,

    "How could anyone go to war if they knew what happens there?"

    Lots of people. War is ugly but war is sometimes necessary. If you don't like it, feel free to surrender when the time comes.

    Ben

    1. Re:That makes absolutly no sense by HuguesT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Maybe the lesson was that in spite of stupendous military might and easy victory against regular troops, the US is finding it hard to fight a guerilla.

      Bush et al. knew they would have no trouble against SH, maybe they expected to find a liberated Iraq grateful and happy like Europe at the end of WWII, however this is not what is happening now. Somehow a lot of Iraqi seem to think that GWB's reasons to invade all sounded a bit dubious.

      I think it's fine to fight when one is attacked, but the justification for attacking in Iraq are more tenuous. Maybe you would care to point to some WMDs? The justification for toppling SH is fine and dandy, however if the US pull out too early and a Iran-style theocratic regime is installed, what will the people of Iraq have gained? How long are the US voters going to want to stay in Iraq? 10 years?

      The lesson is that war is highly uncertain even if you are sure to win it. You have to win the peace afterwards. This is a lesson the Europeans have learned to their detriment after centuries of colonialism.

      My take on it anyway.

    2. Re:That makes absolutly no sense by meadowsp · · Score: 1

      ...but wasn't it OBL behind the 9-11 attack?

      In Iraq it's the USA that's the aggressor.

    3. Re:That makes absolutly no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you thought that this would be over by mid-summer, and since it's not, you are assuming that everyone else is as wrong as you were?

      I suppose you are unaware of the terrorist training that went on in Iraq, the terrorist "convention" that they hosted in early September a few years ago, where the highlight of the conference was the annihilation of thousands of people in New York City. You are probably too young to remember the invasion of Kuwait, and defintitely too young to know of the war between Iraq and Iran, when Iraq gassed thousands of its enemies. Yeah, in the last year or so prior to the invasion, Mr. Hussein was fairly harmless other than refusing to do the things he agreed to do, and since some people have no long term memory, we should have left him alone. If he had either simply abided by the agreements he was bound by, or stepped down in favor of a successor, there would be no war. But the bastard thought he could hold off the mightiest nation on earth, and, like many egotistical brutal dictators, he was wrong. The kind of leader that chooses war on their own territory over a peaceful resolution deserves what they get.

      The "Europeans" haven't learned shit. If they had learned anything after WW1 and WW2, it was that thiings get out of hand if you don't keep a vigilant eye open. Instead, they choose to turn a blind eye if they can make a buck. France stood to lose a ton of money if the Hussein govt. was removed, so they were opposed to any action that might make that happen. They weren't interested in a lasting peace, only in making some money, screw the future. That is very typical of European behavior since the time of Christ.

      The lessons of the Lord of the Rings are not directly applicable to the average US citizen. The author was British, and had a slightly different perspective on war than the typical American, simply because he lived through two world wars that had a direct impact on the Island he lived on. Trying to distill the lessons of that book into pat answers that cover any situation is a mistake, and it is entirely possible that the lessons learned by an Englishman are not usable by an American. We don't live on an island close to agressor nations, and we have a much larger population and land area to work with. Would it make sense to just apply whatever decision gets made in England to American society? Have the sme budget, the same taxes, the same educational system, etc? No. What makes you think that we should use the same justifications for war or not war?

    4. Re:That makes absolutly no sense by WNight · · Score: 1

      It's good that Saddam is gone. His people wanted him gone, the civilized world wanted him gone. Really, the only people who didn't are the anti-USA factions in the area who want anyone who hates the USA. And they're pretty scummy themselves, not much to recommend their point of view.

      Sure, the Shrub is an idiot. And he lied. Yeah. We'd all be better off if he choked on a pretzel. I agree. So do many Americans. But, that doesn't mean that Saddam's a good guy, or that his people aren't better off without him.

      But, if the rest of the world sits and watches, and hinders, eventually the USA will pull out and Iran or someone will go in. The UN needs to say that however the USA got there, and however Saddam got kicked out, they're going to go in and help the Iraqi people who are suffering. Staying back and making the USA go it alone might let you say "I told you so" when it crumbles but you're only hurting the innocents.

      I'm not from the USA, and I don't like Bush, but I can't honestly say that the Afghani and Iraqi people aren't better off without their dictators. And in the case of the Afghani, their delusional religious nutcase dictators who hated women.

  225. Re:Yes, but what about Lee and the non-Geeks? by Farscry · · Score: 1

    First of all, as has been said in every possible opportunity for well-on 3 years now, the scouring was never even filmed. So no, it won't be on the DVD's (I'm not sure where all these people keep coming from that seem to not know this, since it's brought up *every* time an LOTR movie debate gets rolling).

    That said, I agree that the Scouring is a very essential part of the story, and it's definitely a disappointment that it will be left out. I just reread the trilogy last month and was reminded how critical the Scouring truly is for the characters and message of the books.

    Fortunately though, the last chapter of the story (The Grey Havens) is definitely in, and is allegedly the crux of the trilogy's emotional impact, along with the Crack of Doom.

    I personally hope they keep in the part where Frodo and Sam are brought before the king without even having had a chance to change out of their filthy, ragged clothes. That part's always been a favorite of mine since it really hammers home how unreal it is for the two hobbits after their ordeal.

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  226. Sauruman's defeat in TT was not shown by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can understand that if you leave out the scouring of the shire, then you also cut out Saruman's part entirely from Return of the King, and that there wasn't time to cover that part. What bothers me about this more is that you never really see that Saruman is defeated in the TT movie (although I haven't seen the extended release of TT yet, so maybe it was in there) After Isengard is flooded and Ent'ed to smithereens, there's still the part where the group parleys with Saruman (and the audience learns of his smoothtalking skills, and, more importantly plot wise, the palantir is dropped and Sauron sees "a hobbit" in it, and is thusly decieved about the ring's whereabouts. It's the cutting of THIS instance of Sauruman that I am most annoyed at. It shows that he is truly defeated, even if they do leave him stuck locked up in the tower and can't get to him - and it would have been a chance to hear Christopher Lee play the smooth-talking "reasonable" evil guy, which would have really rocked.

    At the end if TT, I just assumed that the reason we hadn't seen that part yet was the same reason we didn't see Shelob - it was pushed forward into the third movie. Now that I see it won't be, I'm a bit confused by Peter Jackson's decision (as confused as I was by his addition of Faramir taking a long time to change his mind and let Frodo go, dragging him all the way to Osgiloth in the process - That didn't add anything to the story and there's no reason to ADD material to the story when it's already impossible to fit everything in and stuff is being cut all over the place. Those were valuable minutes of footage to fit under the 3 hour cap - minutes that could have been spent on something plot related, like the cut Saruman scenes.

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  227. cannot! CANnot! by hamsterspeed · · Score: 1

    Gandalf: "You shall not pass! Until you answer me these questions three, what is your name?"

    CANnot! "You CANNOT pass!" It's not an argument; it's a statement of fact. In other words, do not meddle in the affairs of wizards...

    ok I'm gonna go lie down now, please carry on :)

    -hamsterspeed
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  228. *sigh* More sensationalist headlines by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    That headline almost make it look like, well, that Saruman won't be in RotK. He will, just not in the theatre release. :-P The cut shouldn't be vital for the movie either.

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  229. So you haven't read the books? by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    And yet you are bitching because pieces have been left out.

    Sorry, but anyone who is such a "fan" of LOTR should read the books. I've enjoyed the movies, and I'm hoping they'll do The Hobbit eventually, but the movies are never going to be as good as the books. That's just the way it is.

    Tolkein was an incredibly skilled writer. Some of that will translate into the movies, but lots of it will not. The books are also fairly long. The movies, even after cutting a fair amount of the story and rearanging things to keep it down to the minimum, end up being 3 hours long. There simply isn't a way to make a full blown, nothing left out version of the books and expect the theaters to show it. They don't want their theater tied up for six hours for one movie, and the people (like you) who want to watch a movie but who won't read the books aren't going to sit there that long.

    I was sorry that Tom Bombadil was cut from the first one, bu I understood why, and I didn't bitch and whine about it like you are doing.

    Of course, since you never read the books, you have no idea who Tom Bombadil was.

    1. Re:So you haven't read the books? by nagora · · Score: 1
      I was sorry that Tom Bombadil was cut from the first one, bu I understood why, and I didn't bitch and whine about it like you are doing.

      Bombadil is a long way from Saruman in importance to the story, even the mangled version Jackson has cobbled together.

      It is, however, typical of his total disinterest in characterisation that he drops a character as soon as they have no major fight scenes left. He also painted himself into a bit of a corner with Saruman with his mis-handling of Lothlorien.

      Hire a hack, you'll get hackwork.

      TWW

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    2. Re:So you haven't read the books? by pkesel · · Score: 1

      Actually, the bits about Tom are key to understanding Middle Earth, Gandalf and the otehr wizards, and in fact the entire struggle. It's not clear, but Tom and Gandalf and the wizards are connected at a higher level than is obvious.

      Personally, I think dropping Saruman is rather appropriate.

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    3. Re:So you haven't read the books? by nagora · · Score: 1
      the bits about Tom are key to understanding Middle Earth

      Certainly to a deeper understanding but not to the more immediate situation nor the plot as it relates to Frodo et al.

      Personally, I think dropping Saruman is rather appropriate.

      It's never appropriate to introduce a major character and then just drop them once you're bored with them. The events in the Shire are important to the understanding of Middle Earth and what JRRT was saying about corruption and evil (as well as fate).

      TWW

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  230. Eh? by clubin · · Score: 1

    What's Star Track?

  231. Re:Ending the Series Right by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


    Hobbocentric crap everyone's getting so upset about.

    According to the book ITSELF, it's primarily concerned with hobbits.

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  232. Trilogies by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
    Movie history suggests that the third film of a trilogy, like the "difficult" third album of a band, is always the weakest release - see ROTJ.

    This story further confirms my suspicions that ROTK will suck, regardless of whether or not this is a cynical marketing ploy (it is - the film is just an advert for the extended DVD, after all). Any director that screwed up the relatively plot-free Two Towers to the extent of

    • getting the wrong freakin' Two Towers (they should be Orthanc and Minas Morgul)
    • drafting in new armies for the Battle of Helm's Deep and forgetting it was the trees that killed most of the Orcs
    • saving all the Shelob stuff for ROTK and inserting some crappy dream sequence where Aragorn discovers his love for a horse
    can't really be trusted with something fairly complex like ROTK.
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  233. twin towers: ARAGORN HAS FALLEN!!!!! by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1


    find that in the real books. (i.e. the movie strayed considerably - and the shield maiden of rohan wasn't AT helm's deep for aragorn to lust after...)

    so i've stopped expecting to be delighted by the accuracy of the movies. but maybe they'll still be fun to watch.

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  234. What about the eagles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one has ever been able to answer this question about a major flaw in the books:

    If the eagles are so eager to help out, why couldn't they come to Rivendell, take Frodo directly to Mount Doom, where he would drop the damn thing in the fire and still be home in time to hear Bilbo sing yet another brain-numbing rendition of latest song?

  235. Why should we listen to you? by niteshad · · Score: 1

    I guess that I'm one of those people you don't get then. My own reason for refusing to start the LOTR trilogy (having focussed more on Asimov's _Foundation_ trilogy/series in my youth) until after I've seen all three LOTR movies is so that I can actually enjoy the movies without criticizing them for the parts that were necessarily left out.

    I learned to do this after reading and thouroughly enjoying Arthur C. Clarke's 2010: Oddessey II as a boy, then seeing the total hack job that Hollywood did to such a great story years later. All of my favorite parts, and many of my favorite characters didn't even appear in the movie version.

    Don't blame "the MTV Generation" rather blame Hollywood for their stupid rules which apparently constrain artists like Peter Jackson. It sounds as if he's forbidden from releasing a movie much longer than three hours long. This is a shame as more time is apparently needed to do LOTR justice on the silver screen.

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  236. Re:Key component? tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'd be happy to raze your house, pillage your neighborhood and fuck your wife before you teach me that lesson you fucking spineless pussy.

    i love how you, one person, can teach "americans" a thing or two. you think way too much of yourself, asswipe.

  237. Re:Key component? tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, and all throughout history diplomats and emmissaries were so fucking effective.

    the religion is greed, money, survival. if you and your utopian bullshit really existed, we would all be fucking food for some better animal.

    you hiding behind this intellectual crap as one of the priveledged few that owns his own computer, owns a TV and has a telephone number (you probably dont know how many DONT have those), and then ripping down the system that gives you all these things.

    you are a fucking armchair asshole who DOES nothing. nothing. you could easily be replaced by a robot. prepare yourself, automaton, bleating unthinking self deprecating whelp!

  238. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by KDan · · Score: 1

    Hah, so they're not even showing that. Bastards. They shouldn't be allowed to mutilate Tolkien's story like that. ESPECIALLY with such nice visuals! He must be spinning in his grave.

    Daniel

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  239. It's just you... by danro · · Score: 1

    Jackson has said he's not been under any pressure from the studio.

    I'm sure he was under severe pressure from the studio to say that... ;-)

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  240. Script doctors hard at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GANDALF: Hi, Saruman. You look like you've got something to say. Do you?

    SARUMAN: Yes, I certainly do!

    SARUMAN: I have to go now. My planet needs me.

    Note: Saruman died on the way back to his home planet.

  241. [Potential Spoilage for non-readers] No Saruman?? by Jayman2 · · Score: 1

    I'm confused! If Saruman is completely left out of ROTK - there's a couple of things that must also be missing:

    1) When Gandalf talks to Saruman -trapped in his tower - Wormtounge flings the palanthir (seeing stone) after them - which prevents Saruman from informing Sauron on the Armies gathering and the (re-)existence of Gandalf. How are they going to deal with that?
    It is a while since i read the books last - but does Aragorn not use the same palanthir to show himself to Sauron - another critical bit (in my view) of Aragorns transformation into a king - which we have essentially seen nothing of yet.

    2) When the hobbits return to the shire after the wars and find corruption and drive out the "bandits" they meet Saruman and learn that his plotting had been going on for a loooong time. So will the entire return-to-the-shire scene be missing or will it just be a hobbits-in-shining-armor-drives-halfwit-humans-out -of-the-shire instead?

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  242. I just hope... by Snaller · · Score: 1

    ...they explain why the ring is powerfull and why Gandalf is powerfull.

    I mean, so far what have we seen; the ring can make you invisible. Oh, woodedoo a simple cloaking device. What else? Can it move mountains? Split the atom?

    And what about Gandalf - a big Orc army comes stomping, and what does he do? Does he cast bolts of lightning? Summon tornados? Rain fire from the skies? No no, just runs away to get some help! He doesn't even fly away to get help, he rides on a horse!

    Pwaa - some wizard he is.

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  243. Dropping the Scouring of the Shire - Hollywood End by dapprman · · Score: 1

    I do wonder how much of this is to pamper to modern day US audiences requirement for a happy ever after ending.

    The scouring of the Shire, while ending in a positive note, also shows a darker side to the hobbits that may have been felt could depress audiences.

    Shame France or Japan weren't the prime market, there'd be far more chance of the real ending still being in. It is essential to the plot after all (one of the components of the story being the hobbits coming to maturity as a people, losing their care free inocence).

  244. Re:7200 Series Only! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We learned about it in my school, but it was the British, not the Canadians in particular. This is when Dolley Madison saved some stuff that was in the White House. We also learned about the "Battle of New Orleans" and all that crud.

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  246. Re:Key component? tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just read that twice, and I have no idea what the hell you wrote....

  247. It depends how they use those 7 minutes by amightywind · · Score: 1

    LOTR is a complex story. To this point I think variation from the written story line has been effective. I hope they use the extra few minutes to highlight Eowyn's role in the story, perhaps with some nudity. She's awesome!

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  248. LOTR prequels! by f64 · · Score: 1

    yes, now is the time to start hoping for a prequel!

    and of course the hobbit would make an excellent prequel, but i doubt you could stretch that book into three movies.
    maybe if you incorporate parallell stories, stuff from sillmarillion, some stories about tom bombadill, the ents search for entessess - i'd be like a full feature discovery channel guide to middleearth.

    and i so want to see a good, nice, dwarf-eating dragon!
    i saw "reign of fire" just cause i like dragons, fer crissake.


    f64 : as seen on tv

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  252. Re:Key component? *Book Spoilers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's more important than that. If you leave off at the "YEAH! We won! Everything's great now!" moment of the book, you miss the *ENTIRE* point.

    The Scouring of the Shire and what follows displays the true results of the war. If you don't learn that Frodo basically never recovers, what happens to the rest of the hobbits, the depths to which Saurumon falls, and the way in which almost everything great and beautiful needs to leave Middle Earth, then you never understand a tenth of what the story's about. At that point, it's just stupid Hollywood happy-ending bullsh*t.

  253. Olorin I was in my youth in the West by krysith · · Score: 1

    I believe the TT quote is:
    "'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkun to the Dwarves; Olorin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incanus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.'" ("The Two Towers" p. 353)

  254. Re:Yes, but what about Lee and the non-Geeks? by Paladin144 · · Score: 1
    First of all, as has been said in every possible opportunity for well-on 3 years now, the scouring was never even filmed. So no, it won't be on the DVD's (I'm not sure where all these people keep coming from that seem to not know this, since it's brought up *every* time an LOTR movie debate gets rolling).

    Well, please excuse me if I don't believe everything I hear on Slashdot. It's hard to tell who has inside information, and who's just spreading FUD. Be that as it may, I have heard conflicting information stating that every scene was filmed, just in case. This is probably not true (either?), so I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

    I'm still not over this, though. Something about this omission really pisses me off. I can't fully explain my frustration and disappointment... I guess it's because it looked like the movies were gonna be so damn cool.

  255. Re:SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    No, I'm sure Tolkien in walking Middle Earth somewhere, happy knowing that his creation is finally getting the theatrical airing it deserves. Christ, each movie is nearly 4 HOURS LONG... It's a double triple feature, man... ;-)

  256. Doesn't really matter... by !Xabbu · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly from the book, Sauromon(sp) isn't really key in ROTK. I seem to remember him being taunted by Gandalf and the Ents at one time as he is in his tower after the ents go bugshit at the end of TT. Short of his character meeting his plotline demise I can't see this being a huge detriment to the film.

    Am I remembering things wrong? It really has been a while.

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  257. Fools! by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    Ok, even if you don't care about the continuity of the story, or about keeping close to the original novels...how can you pass up the chance to have Christopher Lee's character push around a bunch of helpless halflings, and instill in them the virtues that made America great (destroy and pillage nature and personal liberty, in the glorious pursuit of profit)?

    There, now the trolls will have full bellies and I have a lighter Karma load to carry. :)

  258. Fuck him then by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    As soon as that thing comes out, I'm doing a Phantom Edit with an added scene where Saruman falls and can't get up. It's fair enough to cut things to make it fit, but that ass monkey is adding crap in at the same time. God damn tree hugging goose stepping robo-pixies, go to hell.

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  259. I know there will be several editions... by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

    but you will know the one true edition by the following inscription when warmed by a DVD burner.

    "One DVD to rule them all,
    One DVD to find them,
    One DVD to bring them all
    to Amazon.com and buy them"

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  260. Spider...Demon... by thebruce · · Score: 1

    Spider, yes. Demon, no.

    For a moment there, I thought you were talking about the DOOM boss! Imagine seeing that machine thing crawling around the underground lair! :o

  261. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
    Please stop replying with statements about the ending of LOTR!

    The parent is in reply to a comment about the book "CLOCKWORK ORANGE" and how there is (apparantly) an extra chapter in the book which is not in the movie.

  262. Mandatory South Park quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Oh my God ! They killed Saruman !
    - You bastards !

  263. Okay by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1
    Basically, Alex grows up. Remember the line at the end of the movie? "I was cured, all right." Well, turns out that's taken completely out of context. The chapter flashes forward a bit, and Alex meets his old droog Pete, who is now engaged (or maybe married, can't remember). Alex basically realizes that what he's been doing is childish, seems a bit jealous of Pete's deeper happiness, and resolves to change his ways. To be succinct, Alex grows up.

    I was cured, all right.

    1. Re:Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. After all, wasn't it Kubrick who directed the movie. He had a tendency of, putting it politely, screwing up everything he touched, making them unnecesarily twisted and pointless.

  264. Written by a Hobbit by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    According to the book ITSELF, it's primarily concerned with hobbits.

    Yes, because Tolkien presents himself as a "translator" of a book written in Elvish by a Hobbit author (Frodo). The first chapters of FotR contribute to this illusion...but they were also cut from the movie (you'll find it - "Concerning Hobbits" or whatever - in the DVD Extended Edition).

    I read an interesting book on LotR, JRR Tolkien: Master of Middle Earth, in which the author argued (convincingly, I think) that the real story LotR is that of Aragorn becoming king, and the real hero is Sam, Frodo's "working-class" lieutenant who holds everything together (and - in the book - is unaffected by the corruption of the Ring).

    1. Re:Written by a Hobbit by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Well I'd agree that Sam is the real hero. I've always thought that. Frodo was always a bit moody,
      even from the start, and as such was not as well
      equipped to deal with the burden of the depression the ring gives to it's bearer, I think. I'm hoping that Peter Jackson holds this aspect of the story true to the book in RoTK. If he screws over Sam by reducing his level of heroism, I'll be more pissed than I was over Faramir's reduction in personality.

      For me, I can accept all the alterations of the other characters if he keeps the hobbit's personalities properly intact. So far he has held up with that.

      In the book, the story of Aragorn is treated in exactly the way a hobbit would treat it - a bunch of Big People doing Big Things that don't concern us.

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    2. Re:Written by a Hobbit by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

      In the book, the story of Aragorn is treated in exactly the way a hobbit would treat it - a bunch of Big People doing Big Things that don't concern us.

      I'm not so sure about that. Consider that (relatively) a lot of attention is given to the Battle of Helms Deep and Aragorn's speeches there - even when there are no Hobbits present. On the other hand, they do spend about 100 more times on Frodo + Sam wandering towards Mordor, so maybe I'll have to re-read one more time and see if I can tell what's really going on.

  265. Should have been six movies by Blikbok · · Score: 1

    of two hours each, rather than three movies of three plus each. I'd pay money so I don't have to run the risk of Deep Vein Thrombosis.

  266. Re:Key component? *Book Spoilers* by WNight · · Score: 1

    But the "deapths to which Saruman falls" were the dumbest part of the book. Sure, war could have touched the Hobbits, but why did it have to be Sharky, and why was he so effective at this, taking the war to the hobbits, and yet so pathetically easy to kill at the end?

    It was a setup for a moral. As such, it was overdone and weakly told.

    Besides, pretty much all that it teaches is that you should kill bad guys instead of letting them go free because they always come back by the end of the movie. And you should always shoot them after they're down because a bad guy always takes ten times the bullets to kill.

  267. Re:Ending the Series Right (rather than "accuratel by rotor · · Score: 1

    Agreed - ending it with any other line ("Well, I'm back.") would leave me horribly disappointed. That's the one comment I made to the people I saw FotR with.

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  268. Sam wasn't in Mordor yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read it again. He takes it off before crossing into Mordor.

  269. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >The movies are supposed to provide ~3 hours of entertainment each, and they succeeded..

    Not for me. Half of the running time is drawn-out fight scenes. The 5 minutes of story that makes it in is simply changed; the dialogue is movie-ized to one-liners. People say 3 hours isn't enough, but then stuff is actually *added* -- scenes that never happened in the book. So, it seems to me that 3 hours per film could work if you actually did what was in the books, without 20-minute cave troll fights or slow-motion invented-orc fights or falling-off-warg fights or elf-praying, elf-solidarity, ninja blondes, love triangles, and the like.

    I think people would even like the "real version" better, but that's just because hundreds of millions of people have read the books.

  270. Movies make 3x on DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movies that make $100 mil at the box office make $300 mil on DVD. You bet your ass the director makes money on it, especially when he basically runs the film industry in his country.

    >As a professional editor

    Kinda like how the Clippers are a professional basketball team?

    TTT film opened up with "wrapping up" Gandalf's fall. You can edit these any number of ways; it may work on one level, but it doesn't mean it's better. PJ is keeping the scenes in the DVD version, which the cast and crew consider to be the signature work.

    Anyway it doesn't matter, these films are way below what they could've been. Everyone did a great job except the screenwriters.

  271. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard at one point that saruman dies by grima stabbing him in the back. That would be disgusting, but i suppose that is one way of dealing with him not being able to die in the shire (where he should have died). Oh well.

  272. Re:Key component? tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspected you are a moron and didnt expect you to comprehend shit.

  273. Canadian Aggression by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1
    >>It's not like we've forgotten that you once burned Washington :)

    really? I didn't think they taught that in american schools...


    Of course we learn about it in school. How could we ever forget the "War of Canadian Aggression?" ;)

    (That, and the Arrogant Worms sure as hell won't let me forget, either... ;) )

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  274. That must have been some effort.... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    Stayed away from the 2nd SE

    Wow. That's some restraint. What with it not being out until next Tuesday and everything....

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  275. Are you sarcasm impaired? by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    I think I saw something on /. recently about a sense of humor transplant. Consider it.

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  276. Not true by siskbc · · Score: 1
    This news comes as fresh amusement because I am on the verge of converting my CD collection to cassette tape. Cassettes are cheaper media, devoid of DRM, and my car came with a cassette player by default.

    Attendance almost always goes down with increasing sequels. No one jumps in at movie 2, usually, certainly not 3 - and there are always people (not hard core fans) who get bored with things. It happens.

    Also, the movie studios have noticed that attendance at a bad movie drops off extremely quickly these days thanks to the internet etc, which makes "word of mouth" much faster. So if they release a dog, they'll lose a ton of fans.

    The real fans bought the extended versions anyway - the promise of a real ending was never necessary. If the released edition sucks, they'll lose the casual fan. They might even lose the hard-core fans who decide just to wait for the extended-edition DVD to see the movie at all.

    I maintain that screwing up the movie intentionally isn't a great idea.

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  277. More proof that Peter Jackson is a fraud... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    What is he thinking? Not bad enough that he has gone out of his way to botch Two Towers but now he's removing Christopher Lee? Most directors would kill to have this man make a cameo and Jackson is going to drop him outright? I think the success of "Peter Jackson's version of something that almost seems like Lord of the Rings" has gotten to Mr. Jackoff's.. er Jackson's head.

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  278. Major Correction to Several Prior Posters!! by geekwench · · Score: 1
    Although this may be modded as "redundant" (assuming that anyone even sees the comment):

    Saruman did not chuck the palantir out the window.
    Grima Wormtongue did. And apparently caught absolute bloody hell from his boss for the act, once Sharky figured out just what his little stooge had tried to bounce off of Gandalf's skull.

    Geez. Leave it to the girl geek to get the details right... ;)

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  279. Last Post! by todhsals · · Score: 1

    Last Post!

  280. Re:Spoilers? Ha! by overbom · · Score: 1

    Obviously some people never even bothered to learn that correlation != causation.

  281. Re:7200 Series Only! by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

    hmmm, where the fsck did that subject come from???

  282. Poor wording... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Obviously you can't keep everyone out, but you can at least deport the ones found...and there are many.

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    1. Re:Poor wording... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      You would think, right? Why's it so hard to deport people? How much does the average deportation cost? What about repeat "deportees"?

  283. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haven't read the LOTR trilogy books...yet. (I'm waiting for ROTK to hit the theaters)

    That's a good excuse...

    Were you one of the morons who left the theatre after Fellowship muttering 'what kind of an ending was that?'

  284. saruman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't , like, the trees kill him?

  285. You're forgetting the Hollywood Golden Rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Always leave a door open for a sequel! Does it MATTER that there were only three books? No, not to Hollywood! Sauruman (Soreumon? Sorry-mon!) is gonna come back in the 4th movie, "Lord of the Box Office". Peter jackson will object, they'll give it to the guy who made the SpyKids movies, and it will be screen magic!

  286. Change the story, but leave the characters alone! by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1
    I agree with you, jdif. The movies are, visually speaking, exactly how I always imagined it. And, I don't mind the director changing the plot around to make books into movies. That's his job.
    The real problem I had was destroying the character of some of the characters. To wit:

    Jackson's Elrond loses all of the warmth that Tolkien put in. The real Elrond adopted Aragorn. Jackson's Elrond seems ready to chase Aragorn off of his duaghter with a shotgun.

    Jackson's Gimli is a clown. The real Gimli was a die-hard with a poetic heart (especially where Galadriel was concerned).

    Jackson's Faramir is a copy of his brother Boromir, an overbearing jerk. The real Faramir was a prince: "Not if I found it by the side of the road, would I take it." (Book IV somewhere).

    Jackson's Galadriel is creepy. Nuff said.

    Still and all, I give Jackson high marks for what he's done. But the character changes make me very sad. As you pointed out, the overall sense of the story is lost. It is much darker now, and much more glamorous, in a negative way. *sigh*. I've waited twenty years for these movies. Guess I'll have to wait another twenty.

    On a slightly related topic, does anyone know how much Jackson interacted with Tolkien's theology? (that would be Catholic, not Norse!)

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