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  1. Re:ok see... on What's Coming in Solaris 10 · · Score: 0, Troll
    At least the software would be a bit more stable.

    Stable, as in "where the horses shit"?

  2. Re:Military grade security? on What's Coming in Solaris 10 · · Score: 1
    the sensitive equipment is stacked up and destroyed with WP grenades.

    Once again demonstrating that WordPerfect is a VERY powerful application.

  3. Punycode on Internationalized Domain Names Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    Enlarge your code Today!!! And inches in length and diameter!! Make her scream with delight!

  4. Too much Star Trek? on WVG : The New Scalable Vector Graphics · · Score: 1
    Or Dr. Who? What's the reference?

    now a W3 standard for 3 yeras

  5. Re:Singular They on L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term · · Score: 3, Funny
    Fuck, it's been part of the English language for seven centuries.

    But what about those of us in the United States? Around here, "fuck" is considered to be a *dirty* word, and an insult to address a person or persons as "a fuck" or "fucks".

  6. Re:SCO is a rebel on OSDL Releases New Paper on SCO's Claims · · Score: 1
    Wheres RAMBUS now ?

    Well, after single-handedly freeing Afghanistan from Soviet rule, RAMBUS just didn't make any more movies.


    What?

  7. Re:The unwashed hordes on ITU Meeting May Decide Governance of the Net · · Score: 1
    in the ongoing wars (fought with instruments other than bullets and knives

    In space, or on the tops of very tall mountains...

  8. Re:We're rolling back your CPU cycles!!! on Wal-Mart to Offer Wal-Mart Notebooks · · Score: 1
    Wal-mart takes their customer relation very seriously

    What Wal-mart do you go to?

  9. Re:bluetooth on iPod-Jacked · · Score: 1
    What would be even nicer would be to "bluejack" someone

    Sounds like a good treatment for blue balls.

  10. Mouse Gestures? on Mouse Gestures in Javascript · · Score: 1

    With a name like StrokeIt, I would expect some sort of tactile-feedback interface that works with certain websites.

  11. Re:Just so people know ... on AMD Breaks Ground on New Chip Facility · · Score: 2, Funny
    Please, for god sakes, do not talk out of your ass. How does this shit get modded up?

    Welcome to Slashdot. It's always nice to see new faces.

  12. Re:More titles on Cisco Networking Simplified · · Score: 1
    "String Theory for Dummies"

    Chapter 10: Flax or Cotton-Poly Blend?

  13. Re:Definition... on Microsoft Introduces Competition For Google News · · Score: 1

    One World, One Reich, One OS

  14. Re:Government control = bad on Minnesota Senator Says Email Tax Might Reduce Spam · · Score: 1

    Great! It'll give me something to do while they clean the Internet on New Year's Eve.

  15. Re:What end-products? on McBride Speaks, In Person And In Print · · Score: 2, Funny
    And what are the end-products your company makes?

    The same end-products I plan to produce this afternoon. (Going to Taco Bell for lunch)

  16. Re:Why does he hate himself? on McBride Speaks, In Person And In Print · · Score: 1
    SLANDER!! Tux is NOT GAY!

    Absolutely! It's not homosexual if you do it out of anger, right?

  17. Ones on What Might UserLinux Look Like? · · Score: 1

    ......and, some zeroes.

  18. Re:What kind of name is "Extegrity"? on Experience with 'Secure' Exam Testing Software? · · Score: 1
    It might not mean "the opposite of integrity"

    Maybe it's "ex" as in "no longer". Eg., They used to have integrity, but they no longer do.

  19. Re:hrmmmm I don't have to worry about bits. on AMD Predicts End of 32-bit Processors · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it'll hit puberty, and its bits will get bigger.

  20. Re:Bootsy! on SCO News Roundup · · Score: 2, Funny
    journalistic know-how

    Hello, Satan? Something was said on Slashdot today, and I'm just checking the weather.

  21. Stylus warriors on Epson Creates Tiny Flying Robot · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
    They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall
    mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by
    small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is
    clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you.

  22. Re:Any bets? on Microsoft to Launch MSN Music Service in 2004 · · Score: 1
    When do you think the first "bug" will apprear

    Apprear? Is that another way of saying "pulled it out of their ass"?

    break iTunes and/or Napster's music playback on Windows with an update to Windows Media Player?

    "WMP ain't done, 'til iTunes won't run!"

  23. Re:Time to wheel out the old Ghandi saying again on Sun Announces Linux Deal With Chinese Government · · Score: 1

    Are you talking about Sun or Microsoft?

  24. Re:Ballmer as Neo? on Gates Comdex Keynote Shows Plans, Matrix Spoof · · Score: 1

    Woah.

  25. Re:Ballmer as Neo? on Gates Comdex Keynote Shows Plans, Matrix Spoof · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can much more easily picture Morpheus dancing around the Zion cave shouting "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!" ad naseum, than Neo.

    No kidding. Neo'd be jumping around yelling, "Woah......Woah......Woah." Developers IS a multi-syllable word, after all.