User: sharkey

Re:Heyo

On: Sendo Sues Orange for Patent Infringement

Yousa lawyaas gonna lie?

Re:Chicken Matrix

On: Chicken Run

What else needs to be done to make chickens into batteries?

They must be injested by humans who are plugged into the power collecting towers.

It Fucking Sucked

On: Do Online Schools Provide A Quality Education?

The jackass was using Office XP on Windows XP to create his online lesson plans, which ended up full of little question marks since he didn't give a shit about people being able to read what he had written, like certain anonymous pussies on Slashdot.

Re:yes it is...

On: Stealing the Network

That's like improving your health through heroin.

Well, if you're looking for weight loss......not as fucking boring as Jared's Dead Horse.

Re:Brilliant

On: Stealing the Network

Wow. This could spawn a whole genre of books. We could call it "Science Fiction".

Man, that sounds great! We could write about the effects of weightlessness on braless women.

ObSimpsons

On: Stealing the Network

man, what was his name...

Marge, you remember, he drove that blue car?!?!

Re:Question:

On: Stealing the Network

So, exactly where is your gibson, and how do I get to h4x0ring it?

Here you go. Ask him about his raw sockets.

Re:Bull...?

On: BSA Creates Piracy Statistics

Bull Shits of America!

Re:Mod parent down!!

On: BSA Creates Piracy Statistics

There's way too much information to decode Slashdot.

You misspelled "crap".

Re:Salon

On: SCO SCO SCO!

If he doesn't watch the ad, he looks a little incompetent.

Only to those ./ers who signed up this week. The rest of us are used to it by now.

Re:Cool

On: Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation

But I do hope the quality is slightly better than the one with the Star Wars kid...

Probably, but that's not saying much.

Re:CUPS is part of the 'killer app' trilogy

On: CUPS - Common Unix Printing System

Maintaining Exchange: What the f*ck were you thinking?

Almost as popular as its sequel: "Maintaining Exchange & Other Technical Impossibilities".

Re:New nick name on the rise?

On: IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting

Big Red?

Keep your bucks a little longer, keep your cents a little longer, give your books long lasting plumpness, while you stew it!

Re:IBM

On: IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting

Joe? Is that you?

Re:Woo Hoo

On: FTC Moves up "Do Not Call" List Registration

...getting rid of Privacy Manager and caller ID

Gotta keep CallerID. I need to know if it's work calling.

Re:Come on, the religious nuts are FUN!

On: FTC Moves up "Do Not Call" List Registration

Or answer the door nude. See if they can look you in the eye as you converse about the finer points of being a Jehovah's Witness.

Worked for a buddy of mine. They never came back.

Re:12 hours?

On: Star Wars Episode III: Behind the Scenes Webcam

They sleep for 12 hours?

You would too if you had to ruthlessly clamp down on all your acting ability for 12 hours straight, to keep it from being evident on film.

Re:I'm waiting for...

On: Star Wars Episode III: Behind the Scenes Webcam

Natalie Portman shower cam

Never happen. Putting a camera in her shower would probably petrify her.

Re:Just $20?

On: Star Wars Episode III: Behind the Scenes Webcam

THX-certified, of course.

No, the THX-certified Edition of the webcam is the next iteration AFTER the Special Edition, and BEFORE the Collectors Edition with the Silver frame around the cam window.

Re:Eeep. Spider-babies

On: Defense Dept. Memo Explains Open Source Policy

now everytime the AC comes out at work

You have a lot of homosexual Anonymous Cowards where you work?

ObCartman

On: Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website

"Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!"

Re:New Slashdot Poll

On: Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website

CowboyNeal never kisses and tells.

Two words too many.

EE, really?

On: MIT Introductory EE Goes Hands-On

You can major in an image viewer at MIT?

Re:Directions to my address

On: Universal Alphanumeric Postal Code Proposed

Stop at #9 IRQL_NOT_GREATER_OR_EQUAL Lane.

Dude, you forgot your Zip Code:
0x000000ce (0xf74a1e62, 0x00000000, 0xf74a1e62, 0x00000000)

Re:Silly question, perhaps?

On: The Exim SMTP Mail Server

...why do people marvel at how many emails a program can send in a day?

As every spammer knows, the more you send out, the more $$$s you make!