Re:Ah, the good old days...
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Glory Days at AOL
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Ah, the glory days of AOL. The slowness. The service drops. The browser functionality that was always just a generation behind what non-idiots were using. Those were the days...
How do I log into this IRC thing via the AOL InterWeb?
"IRC" is just arrogant UNIX geeks trying to assert their superiority. When you run Windows, use the "fdisk" chat utility. Be sure to make use of the "Master Broadcast Resource" that Microsoft publishes to automatically find the correct chat discussion. Go to a DOS prompt and type "fdisk/mbr" without the quotes and hit enter. You will have to reboot to initialize the "mbr" function.
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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
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Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition. Comment aborted.-Well fuck you, Taco. I happen to enjoy The Simpsons.
Place I ork, an employee was reprimanded for "violating the company dress policy" by wearing a hat. (The fact that she hadn't been given said policy was beside the point, from an executive POV.)
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Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, honey!
Well...isn't that SPECIAL!?!?
Yesterday?
I think they meant to say gloryhole.
This line, you die.
Perhaps they beleive IBM is just as dumb as Yosemite Sam. Look out Big Blue! SCO's just trying to lead you over the edge of a cliff!
Eheheheheh! I am a Linux swayer! And a guitar pwayer!
Wow, just like in the movies:
Out-of-Work geek: Would I have to kill anybody?
Bounty-Hunter Agency: Would you like to?
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You're a Brando look-alike?
Do you really feel that looking in the mirror is a FORMAL occasion? Do you wear tails, or just a jacket and vest?
Because all the girls have WINMAIL.DAT tattooed on their forehead?
How about, "Bill Gates was struck down by a bolt from a clear sky, which is generally considered to be the Wrath of God."
Does it have a bathroom?
"IRC" is just arrogant UNIX geeks trying to assert their superiority. When you run Windows, use the "fdisk" chat utility. Be sure to make use of the "Master Broadcast Resource" that Microsoft publishes to automatically find the correct chat discussion. Go to a DOS prompt and type "fdisk /mbr" without the quotes and hit enter. You will have to reboot to initialize the "mbr" function.
It could be argued that installing Windows cheapens any PC.
Actually, "l" is eleven letters away from "w".
Mmmm. Soylent Fuel
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
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Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition. Comment aborted.-Well fuck you, Taco. I happen to enjoy The Simpsons.
Place I ork, an employee was reprimanded for "violating the company dress policy" by wearing a hat. (The fact that she hadn't been given said policy was beside the point, from an executive POV.)
1 Shatner = (1 ESR/(mass of bad rug))
In the interest of accuracy, could you restate "huge" and "pretty large" in the current Proposed Standard of Ego Measurement?
Agent Double-Oh Zero?
Easily breached using the proper Force-Field Deactivation Device.
Case in point.
I'm not interested in 4D. Let me know when they get to 5D, so I can get my Rubik's Tesseract.