Yep. Bet you can't guess what the code name for the next revision is: "Enhancer 2000".
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MS Thalidomide - all-in-one fulfillment for your maternity needs.
MS DDT - Official refills for the...
MS XtREME Lawncare game, with respiratory-feedback controller.
mild electrical shock (akin to the type of therapy used to treat homosexuality in the '50's) whenever you have a creative thought
Hmmm...two Independant Thought Alarms in one day. The employees are overstimulated. Willy! Remove all the colored white-board markers from the conference rooms.
It appears MSNBC is reporting that Windows has failed as an operating system. By citing the large Windows hype as reason for Windows to be dominating the market, they draw the conclusion that the "PC in every home" alternative has flopped as an operating system. They briefly mention the success of Windows in the "nobody got fired for buying IBM" community, but really the article gives Windows as little credit as possible.
Actually, that will probably be the song chosen for the Palladium launch ad campaign, given the MS track record. Remember Windows 95? "You make a grown man cry!"
Deputizing the RIAA doesn't really sound like a good idea.
Can't you just hear it?
"You have the right to remain silent. If you do not choose to remain silent, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. I'm going to kill you. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you?"
So, is this another incompletely researched, uniformative exploit report? Where's the "patch that fixes nothing" for the exploit? Isn't that how ISS does business?
You can publish something that no-one will ever see, you know. They'll be published to an unused room un the second basement under Bill Gates office, where the elevator is out of order and the stairs have collapsed, filed under the heading Zebra, behind a door marked "Beware of the Tiger".
An aquaintance of mine is just the opposite. He has to get out of the car and walk a bit in various spots, to let his wife drive over the raised manhole covers that their car won't clear when he's in it.
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What happened to the TacoBell logo for the OSI model? Or did they get sued?
Perhaps they should have called it, "Harry Gets Married".
Or, "Harry Dates Jennifer Ringley".
project's code name was Commdore 1541?
Yep. Bet you can't guess what the code name for the next revision is: "Enhancer 2000".
MS Thalidomide - all-in-one fulfillment for your maternity needs.
MS DDT - Official refills for the...
MS XtREME Lawncare game, with respiratory-feedback controller.
And does Jim Carrey play the Grinch? Perhaps the Cracks of Doom are on Mt. Crumpet.
Hey, this is BellSouth, not SBC/Ameritech. We're talking Southern Hospitality here.
Looks like the BatJet? It looks less like the BatJet than the B-2 does.
Will I ever get the bang for my MS buck?
Just remember, YOU'RE the bang-ee.
Buy Windows.
Backup data.
Repartition your disk(s).
Install Windows.
Repair damage Windows did to boot sector.
Your list
Repartition disks to preferred scheme.
Post Windows on EBay.
mild electrical shock (akin to the type of therapy used to treat homosexuality in the '50's) whenever you have a creative thought
Hmmm...two Independant Thought Alarms in one day. The employees are overstimulated. Willy! Remove all the colored white-board markers from the conference rooms.
Dont you americans have dead-keys on your keyboards?
I know I do. Th third ky from th lft in qwrty is dad on my kyboard, that's why it's so hard to rad what I hav writtn.
It appears MSNBC is reporting that Windows has failed as an operating system. By citing the large Windows hype as reason for Windows to be dominating the market, they draw the conclusion that the "PC in every home" alternative has flopped as an operating system. They briefly mention the success of Windows in the "nobody got fired for buying IBM" community, but really the article gives Windows as little credit as possible.
Seems possible, doesn't it?
Actually, that will probably be the song chosen for the Palladium launch ad campaign, given the MS track record. Remember Windows 95? "You make a grown man cry!"
how much Warez I could get off the Apple demo systems at Circuit City!
MS Office for Mac, AND the entire works of Kevin Costner in DivX.
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Maybe.
Can't you just hear it?
I thought I heard a yummy sound. And look at that, you've hardly touched you food!
watch "movies" of their gameplay
Maybe. Can you get Virtual Valerie on X-Box?
Ooo, look! A Java-Bean that looks like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.
So, is this another incompletely researched, uniformative exploit report? Where's the "patch that fixes nothing" for the exploit? Isn't that how ISS does business?
"The Almighty Buck" topic
Or, as Homer would say, "The All Ighty Ollar!"
Now you can get insurance to cover your doctors visit to take care of what you caught from your other eBay purchases.
HACK: Descriptive pronoun. See "JonKatz".
You can publish something that no-one will ever see, you know. They'll be published to an unused room un the second basement under Bill Gates office, where the elevator is out of order and the stairs have collapsed, filed under the heading Zebra, behind a door marked "Beware of the Tiger".
Isn't Gnome abuse a felony in most states?
Possibly, but it might just be Gnome tossing that you're thinking of.
Fat bastards
An aquaintance of mine is just the opposite. He has to get out of the car and walk a bit in various spots, to let his wife drive over the raised manhole covers that their car won't clear when he's in it.