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  1. Re:Just wait for Win8 SP1 on Microsoft: Windows 8 To RTM In August · · Score: 1

    Click on the Pearly "Gates" to access the Cloud.

    Is that Melinda wearing a "pearl necklace"?

  2. Was it just me? on WikiLeaks Begins Release of 2.5m Syrian Emails · · Score: 2

    At first glance, I read that as "Sybian Emails", and was wondering what the contents could possibly be.

  3. Oh, the humanity! on Boeing Hydrogen Powered Drone First Flight · · Score: 1

    No Hindenburg jokes at all yet?

  4. Re:DO NOT on Mathematicians Show Why Bubbles Sink in Nitrogen-Infused Stouts · · Score: 1

    Do not cross the stouts?

  5. Re:Lessee here.... on Microsoft Wrongly Gives Britain the Day Off · · Score: 1

    3. Now that we've had our daily Microsoft-is-the-stupidest-and-evilest-company-on-the-planet-for-not-accurately-predicting-an-arbitrary-holiday-date-change-years-in-advance post, I'd like to see some more stories about how Americans are stupid and evil and some scientific studies showing that Christians are genetically inferior to the Atheist master race.

    Too much work. Can't we just bitch about the /. "editors"?

  6. I was WAY off! on The Three Flavors of Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    I was expecting Nutty, Corny and Green Apple Splatters.

  7. The question that drives us on Firefox Demos Prototype Metro Interface · · Score: 1

    Does it Squirt?

  8. Re:Good on Best Buy Closing 50 Stores · · Score: 1

    Lucky for me, Fry's is five minutes away from Best Buy.

  9. So, um.... on 'Frothy Gunk' From Deepwater Horizon Spill Harming Coral · · Score: 2

    I guess Cthulu has been beating off?


    Where IS Captain Hindsight when we need him?

  10. Re:Calculator era seems to be over too on The Sounds of Tech Past · · Score: 2

    Or are being pre-handicapped in preparation for being incompetent at basic math.

  11. Re:Tonight I Dine On Doritos Soup on Michael Bay To Remake TMNT As Aliens · · Score: 1

    Well, here's hoping there'll tongue-biting crack whores in the flick.

  12. Re:New theme would need some work... on Michael Bay To Remake TMNT As Aliens · · Score: 1

    Bet Bay turns it into Teenage Alien International Ninja Turtles. I'm sure people will be lining up to see some TAINT!

  13. Re:Oh HELL NO!! on Publishers Warned On Ebook Prices · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know you are only talking about corrections, but my point is, who gets to decide what a "correction" is?

    Minitrue, of course!

  14. Re:Just in case... on Linux From Scratch 7.1 Published · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I bet these guys are DEVASTATING to his relationship.

  15. Re:So let me get this straight... on LightSquared Hires Lawyers To Prep For GPS Battle · · Score: 2

    Can't he be both?

  16. Re:But will it run Linux? on A Look At Microsoft's 'Mini Internet' For Testing IE · · Score: 1

    ...standards complaint browsers better than MSIE?

    Who makes a browser that generates more complaints about standards support than Microsoft?

  17. We have the technology... on Building the Bionic Man · · Score: 2

    ... but don't want to spend a lot of money.

  18. Hayden Panettiere on Turning the Hayden Planetarium Into a Giant Videogame · · Score: 2

    I think that Ms. Panettiere would make an OUTSTANDING controller for the Hayden Planetarium.

  19. Re:"I'm a legitimate businessman." on MediaFire CEO: We Don't Depend On Piracy · · Score: 1

    So is this guy.

  20. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... on What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Bruce Willis already did it.

    Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

  21. Re:That's a big reason why I don't buy Android on Galaxy S and Galaxy Tab Won't Get Android 4.0 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Siri an available App on iphone 4 before it was part of iOS5?

  22. Re:Alamo Drafthouses are the model of the future on Ebert: I'll Tell You Why Movie Revenue Is Dropping · · Score: 1

    But my parents have a REALLY NICE home theater in the basement!

  23. Re:What does a PR person do, exactly? on World's Worst PR Guy Gives His Side · · Score: 1

    Just watched The Enforcer last night. In Harry Callahan's words, they "jerk off the media".

  24. Re:Give it time on World's Worst PR Guy Gives His Side · · Score: 1

    Imaginary people go on vacation too?

  25. Re:Overdoing it. on In-Car Video Chat and 4G Streaming From OnStar · · Score: 1

    Obviously fake. There are no white-gloved mechanical hands holding a towel, mirror and straight razor for the driver's personal hygiene needs.