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  1. Huh? on Microsoft Cracking Down On Indian Retailers · · Score: 1

    Microsoft caught some Indian retailers selling pirated copies of Windows [CC] by sending in a dummy customer to ask for a copy of Windows to be installed on their PC.

    Sounds like a typical Windows user. What's the big deal?

  2. Re:From the no-shit-sherlock department on What's the Matter with HDMI? · · Score: 1

    In other news, the Pope reveals he is Catholic

    But does he shit in the woods? Enquiring minds want to know!

  3. Re:Great point! on How Far Should a Job Screening Go? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps SCO is hiring?

  4. Re:how about on A "Bill of Lights" to Restrict LEDs on Gadgets? · · Score: 1

    Or Elgan could simply learn to deal with the separation anxiety caused by NOT having the Blackberry next to his bed all night.

  5. Re:Well... on Big Red Button Disasters? · · Score: 1

    Remember dialing 999-xxxx on the payphnoes to make them ring back? We told my brother and his friends that the you could do that at home too by dialing '0' and saying, 'Call me back you fucking whore bitch,' then hanging up.

    Phone rang off the wall until an adult got involved.

  6. Re:The Real Reason for Patch Day on Time to End Microsoft's Patch Tuesday? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dennis Fisher fails to grok.

    True. Patch Tuesday will arrive when waiting is filled.

  7. Re:Skywalkers irrelevent on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 1

    And he knows how to party!

  8. Re:Cool! on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 1

    I think what she's saying is that you Wookie boys are packin' too much meat.

  9. Re:Maybe... on Ceiling Height May Affect Problem-Solving Skills · · Score: 1

    I know it's not much, but if it makes you feel any better: I LOVED Madden 2006.

  10. Re:yeah, cool on Comcast CEO Shows Off Superfast Modem · · Score: 1

    DOCSIS sync speeds for the various revisions, including the under-development 3.0.

  11. Re:Seriously, editors... ENOUGH ALREADY on Security Isn't Just Avoiding Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that he thinks that Slashdot 'editors' actually 'edit' in the commonly-defined sense of the word.

  12. Re:Drivers on Dell to Sell Machines with Ubuntu Pre-Loaded · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do they plan to sell this on less capable machines...?

    Yes. It says so right in the title: "Dell".

  13. ObLisaSimpson on Dell Rethinking the Direct-Sales Market · · Score: 1

    While initially no specifics are given, the thought seems to be than eventually the company will begin working with a retail chain.

    I know all those words, but that statement makes no sense.

  14. Re:Er. on Is Commercialization Killing Open Source? · · Score: 1

    The same definition that killed BSD.

  15. Re:What's the benefit? on MS Offers Vista Upgrade Pricing To All · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mmmmm, compelling proposition there. Course, what they should have done is made sure that MS Office was subtly broken on XP.

    Instead of being overtly broken as has been the case since Word 1.0?

  16. Re:In the greater scheme of things... on Cancer Fighting Drug Found in Dirt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this Dr. Land Fill?

    "It's not about yew!!! You need to get right, and read my latest book: 'I Made Dirt, My Dirt Don't Hurt'".

  17. Re:The reason it's a response to AMD on Intel Opens Its Front-Side Bus · · Score: 1

    I don't know whether, or how much, you'll see that bus bandwidth matter in the typical slashdotter workload (Internet porn).

    There, fixed that for you.

  18. All but 5 systems were switched on Dell To Offer Win XP On Consumer PCs Again · · Score: 1

    Like most computer makers, Dell switched nearly entirely to Vista-based systems following Microsoft's mainstream launch of the operating system in January.

    The ones used by the guy who's name is on the side of the building, of course.

  19. Re:TAKS Test on RIAA Wants Student Deposed On School Day · · Score: 1

    No, the real kicker is that you guys are defending a kid who broke the law

    ObMontyBurns: Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over profit that a child (who just happens to have a parent involved in a civil lawsuit that has no judgment yet) can be denied education and convicted of a crime without a warrant, probable cause, an arrest, charges filed or a day in court to be found guilty of breaking the law!

  20. Re:Only Fools Wait Until The Last Minute on Turbo Tax Melts Down on Tax Day · · Score: 1

    End of January, IIRC.

  21. Re:From Browser Wars IV: A New Hope on Browser Wars Declared Over? · · Score: 2, Funny

    What he said was true.... from a certain point of view.

  22. Re:It's f*****d company all over again. on Google buys DoubleClick for $3.1 Billion · · Score: 1

    Heh, "I'll Ro-sham-bow you for it"

  23. Re:Won't change much for me on Google buys DoubleClick for $3.1 Billion · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know when a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout?


    When he eats his first Brownie!

  24. Re:Who cares, it was brighter! on Daylight Saving Change Saved No Power · · Score: 1

    Kids stand outside in the winter cold and dark during Standard time too. K-5 and high school buses pick up before dawn from early November to April where I live. The whole "waiting in the dark" argument has as much basis in fact for Indianapolis as the "energy savings" argument does.

  25. Re:Technological superiority at last! on Apple Ships 8-Core MacPro · · Score: 1