Slashdot Mirror


User: sharkey

sharkey's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
5,331
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 5,331

  1. Re:I'll probably get modded down but... on Deathly Hallows / OOTP Movie Discussion · · Score: 1

    No one does anything clever like "accio testicles"

    You mean Liften Separatis Crotchum, right?

  2. Re:Go Canada! on Reboot To Get A Reboot · · Score: 1

    Take off, you n00b.

  3. Re:why ethernet? on New Ethernet Standard — Both 40 and 100 Gbps · · Score: 1

    As I understand it there were problems with 1Gbp/s as first planned leading to jumbo frames

    So we'll move on to Hyper and Monster frames as the tech speeds up. Going along with those will be Mini-Hyper and Mini-Monster frames, of course.

  4. At least we are prepared on High-Tech Squirrels Trained to Conduct Espionage · · Score: 0, Troll

    Our defense is already designed and constructed.

  5. Re:7 years on Next Version of Windows? Call it '7' · · Score: 1

    Somehow I think, like Visa, this will take a hell of a lot longer than expected.

    Perhaps they should use MasterCard or American Express then.

  6. Re:And who saw that ending coming? on Harry Potter Leaked Via Handheld Camera · · Score: 1

    So JK being shot was all a dream?

  7. Re:Cost? on Bionic Hand Makes it to Market · · Score: 1

    "But I don't want to spend a lot of money."

  8. Re:But... on Gigabyte N680SLI-DQ6 - A Mother Of A Motherboard · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a 12-phase power array...

    It goes PAST eleven.

  9. Re:Equal opportunity, affirmative action scheduler on Linux Gets Completely Fair Scheduler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Affirmative preemption!

  10. Re:The other 74% on MS Partners Bailing Over Delays In Releases · · Score: 1

    Nope. The other 74 percent are renewing their MS agreements.

  11. Our duty is clear... on The United States Space Arsenal · · Score: 1

    To build and maintain those robots.

  12. Re:Amazingly on Autism Reversed in Mice at MIT Lab · · Score: 1

    Has to be Mr. Ages, since Jonathan Frisby is dead, right?

  13. Re:Zoolander on Sun Super Computer May Hit 2 Petaflops · · Score: 1

    Better than 'Higgins' and 'T.C.', that's for sure.

  14. If you don't have metal stucco wings... on Boeing's New 787 Wings — Amazingly Flexible · · Score: 1

    Use carbon fiber stucco wings!

    Now parge the wings.

  15. When? on When Does Technolust Become An Addiction? · · Score: 1

    Well, one sign that your technolust is an addiction is when you injure the tip of your dick in the CPU fan.

  16. Re:Home and Business support are different groups on Dell Refuses to Sell Ubuntu to Business · · Score: 1

    ...they do not want to offer half-assed support to businesses...

    Wow, this is a MAJOR attitude shift for Dell!

  17. Re:I warned them... on W3C Bars Public From Public Conference · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless you're in a Boomerang Zone, whereupon the opposite'd announcement gets turned back to the original. Until someone bonks you with the Calvinball, anyway.

  18. Re:Huh? on Computex and Gigabyte's Slick UMPC, Linux SmartPhone · · Score: 1

    Well, perhaps it's an added-value feature: It keep basilisks away, a defensive device of tremendous proportions if you happen to be a Muggle or are Muggle-born.

  19. Child's condition? on RIAA Drops Tanya Andersen Case · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Prior to the case, neither the mother nor the child chad ever even heard of file sharing."

    Was it hanging child chad?

  20. Cool! on RealPlayer to Support One-Click Video Ripping · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cli...

    *buffering*
    *buffering*

    ...ck!!

  21. Re:I hope they write their fanfic... on Fan Fiction Writers Balk at FanLib.com · · Score: 1

    Can't it be both?

  22. Re:give hima real punishment... on Spammer Robert Soloway Arrested · · Score: 1

    Stealing from the crippled children?!?!

  23. Re:Google on Where Do You Go For Linux Training? · · Score: 1

    Where else?

    Ask Slashdot, of course!

  24. Re:Obscure reference, anyone? on Apple Sued Over 'Lacking' Macbook Display · · Score: 1

    But only 3 seashells.

  25. So.... on MS Wants To Identify All Web Surfers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have they identified the goatse guy yet?