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  1. D'oh! on Using VMWare and Citrix in Tandem? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I feel for you, buddy. I've been at the "Oh shit!" stage of realizing during implementation that I missed something $REALLY_IMPORTANT in planning myself.

    I am also hoping for some interesting and informative answers, since I am currently investigating using Windows Enterprise x64 to do a Terminal Services environment within MS Virtual Server using the "free" licensing of the virtual OSes. (My $ORK_PLACE steps on your neck for buying a 6-pack of Coke when on the road, penny-pinching *EXPLETIVE DELETED*.)

  2. Re:Crazy on Sun Unveils Thumper Data Storage · · Score: 1

    Well OOOO-La-La Mr. Frenchman, with your fancy-schmancy 6 digit /. ID and your floppy disks. In MY day, we used paper tapes and used our hole punches to send men to the MOON! Damn kids.... GET OFF MY LAWN!





    Where's my World's Fair spoon?

  3. Re:Happy holidays! on Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January · · Score: 1

    Santa was heard to remark, "My sled just isn't big enough for that much fucking coal!"

  4. Re:new scapegoat? on Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January · · Score: 1
    MS Vista is what, two years late.

    Closing in on 4 years now. Back in 2001, the MS reps were pitching Software Assurance for XP to us and guaranteeing that the next versions would be out in 2003 to allow us to get the upgrade benefits. Of course, I came back to the office after the meeting to the news about Allchin announcing the first delays, pushing it into 2004.

    And remember: January 2007 is a "hope" now, not a well-considered target.

  5. ObSimpsons on Mice Produced Using Artificial Sperm · · Score: 1
    Scientist 1: Pleasing taste, some monsterism.


    Sorry, that wasn't very... I'm just sorry.
  6. Re:What features would you like in your browser? on Firefox 2.0 'Beta Candidate 1' Released · · Score: 2, Funny
  7. Re:She did great! on Forbes Now Thinks Carly Saved HP · · Score: 2, Informative

    You were able to get yours mounted in a rack without it sitting on something else? On top of that, putting in a Dialogic T1 fax card disables the PS/2 keyboard on cold boots. I have to boot it, then remotely reboot it to be able to use the keyboard at the console. How great is that?

  8. Re:Gotchas, we got em on Solar System in a Can May Reveal Hidden Dimensions · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear they gotta lotta nice girls.

  9. Packaging on Making Virtual Sports More Like the Real Thing · · Score: 1

    So the box for Madden '08 will be big enough to be 90% empty and still hold 2 CDs, a dire warning about piracy, a 50 page book of "errata that doesn't work like it says on the outside of the box" and a dirty jockstrap worn by Sean Alexander, Peyton Manning or Troy Polamalu?

  10. Re:We need to ask M/s Microsoft, Intel, AMD, Sun e on An Overview of Virtualization Technologies · · Score: 1

    With Windows 2003 Ent you get to run 4 virtual machines at the same time with their "server" operating systems (NT, 2000, 2003) installed in them, at least from the way I read the license. It doesn't seem to say that the "home/pro/workstation" releases are covered.

  11. Re:Not only that... on Microsoft To Release 'iPod Killer' at Christmas? · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when you wash your clothes.

    Umm, just what part of the Internet do you think you're in? You seem a little lost.

  12. Re:Well, there's one good thing on Microsoft to Supply Electronics to Formula 1 · · Score: 1

    IIRC, it was reported here that the teams with the "inadequate" tires wanted IMS to increase the degree of banking on the problem turn in the couple weeks prior to the race, since they weren't able to get the tires that would allow them to take the turn at higher speeds.

  13. Re:Well, there's one good thing on Microsoft to Supply Electronics to Formula 1 · · Score: 1

    And teams can bitch about something other than the banking of turns in Indy.

  14. Re:Rate limiting. on Skype Addresses Visibility Concerns · · Score: 1

    i bet some modern codecs can go even lower.

    G.729 needs ~12kbps to cover payload and overhead, IIRC.

  15. Re:Oh no. on Nerds Switching from Apple to Ubuntu? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Look, up in the sky!!!!

    It's a bird!

    It's a plane!

    No! It's the joke!

  16. Re:Just an observation: on How The Internet Works - With Tubes · · Score: 1

    Be careful doing that, you may end up in Saturday detention with a comically mismatched group of kids from the other major cliques and humorous situations might result.

  17. Re:Fully articulating hands? on U.S. Soldiers Recipients of Newest Prosthetic Technologies · · Score: 1

    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Whoa-oh, Dr. Zaius!

  18. Re:Lauch? on Shuttle Launch Delayed · · Score: 1

    How do you know he posed while posting?

  19. Re:A disturbance in The Force? How stupid is this? on WGA Turning Off PCs in the Fall? · · Score: 1
    Apple just convinced me that my Mac was a PC
    When was a Mac NOT a Personal Computer?
  20. Re:Deploying FireFox via GPO on Microsoft Releases IE7 Beta 3 · · Score: 1

    Not only do they have an MSI (Which I am using to publish FF to our department via GPO), they also have templates to govern Mozilla/Firefox via GPO.

  21. Re:Finger in the security dike on Microsoft Releases IE7 Beta 3 · · Score: 1

    Got a pretty good idea of where the thumb is, too :P

  22. Re:Listen to Jensen Harris Before Deciding on Office 2007 Delayed Again · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Essentially, the new UI gets rid of the menu bars, button bars, side panels, clippy agents, personal menus and other cruft that slowly accumulated over the successive revisions of Microsoft Office.

    Actually, it only gets rid of some (less than half) of the "menu bars, button bars, side panels, clippy agents, personal menus and other cruft". The UI is terribly inconsistent between applications: Word, PowerPoint, Excel and Acces have the "ribbon". In Outlook, some of the windows have the new "ribbon", some have the same UI as prior versions of Office. The rest of the "Office family" has the old UI.

    The "ribbon" is learnable, but it's a pain in the ass to keep jumping back and forth. Outlook is particularly painful, since it's the app I'll use the most at work, and Microsoft's UI schizophrenia is a smack in the face with every email.

  23. Re:Upgrade Options... on Dick Tracy's New Linux Box? · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, they'll make a shark-mountable model too.

  24. Re:Monitored Transactions on 'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly · · Score: 2, Funny

    You think Scooby Doo is real?

  25. ObDarkHelmet on EU Prepared to Fine Microsoft $2.5 Million Per Day · · Score: 1

    Perparing? You're always preparing!! Just fine them!