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  1. Re:I offer you my consulting services. on Extra Daylight Savings May Confuse the Gadgets · · Score: 1

    If your VCR clock is wrong, the terrorists have already won!

  2. Re:Article in brief on Linux Feels Growing Pains · · Score: 1

    Wish it would hurry up. I can't wait to see Linux throw knives at Ricardo Montalban!

  3. Re:Software doesn't need to be Open Source on Linu on Linux Feels Growing Pains · · Score: 1
    You'd be hard-pressed to even find a meerkat that can talk.

    Hakuna-Matata

  4. Re:Slide more and more... on Monad Shell Removed From Vista · · Score: 5, Funny
    A world where Microsoft might actually not suck.

    Ahhh, a world where Microsoft makes vacuum cleaners.

  5. Re:Idea on Monad Shell Removed From Vista · · Score: 3, Funny

    You guys think you're SOOOOO funny. Just you wait until Cairo is out, then you'll see!

  6. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up tho on Pentagon Wants Screenplays From Scientists · · Score: 1
    ...but it does not help that our POTUS is endorsing the teaching of Intelligent Design (ID) as a science...

    As opposed to someone else's POTUS?

  7. Re:Movies aren't scientific!? on Pentagon Wants Screenplays From Scientists · · Score: 1
    With scientific banter like that, what purpose does the government have in getting involved?!

    Well, for starters they probably want to make sure someone has invented the Bio Force Gun 9000 before Union Aerospace releases a virus that turns the entire Mars base into zombies.

  8. Re:Jebus. on Is It Wrong to Love Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    Better evidence: When the loving involves you and Microsoft, YOU do the ankle-grabbing and MICROSOFT does the rest.

  9. Re:Difficult to clone on South Korean Scientists Clone Dog · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's not as hard as cleaning out the rollers in the document feeder afterwards.

  10. Re:Ok all you web designers out there .... on Windows Guru Calls For IE7 Boycott · · Score: 1

    Let me guess, it blows because there are no tags?

  11. Re:Could this be on Planet X Larger Than Pluto? · · Score: 1

    Just so long as it's not the Red Star approaching.

  12. Re:Interesting on Planet X Larger Than Pluto? · · Score: 1
    *cue imperial march*

    Performed by Walter Murphy.

  13. Re:At the fractal level on Planet X Larger Than Pluto? · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that a population consisting entirely of females will reproduce?

  14. Re:Rent Boy? on Startup a Computer Business? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but, do you REALLY want to be rented by the sort of woman who would rent someone like us?

  15. Re:Fascinating on Firefox Downloads Reach 75 Million · · Score: 1
    A friend at the Blackberry / 3G helpdesk of VodaPhone redirects now everyone having some sortof browsing probs to FF's website to get a copy as she herself feels FF has solved alot of her frustrations.

    Has it increased her support calls, since the Blackberry webmail client is still done in broken, IE-only code? At least the dire warning at the log in page is gone, but their option buttons are still pathetically hosed in modern browsers.

  16. Re:WOW on Paul 'Tony' Watson Interviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now it just needs to be refined, so that one can travel back in time and insert tags!

  17. Re:I'll believe it when I see it. on Getting A Handle On Vista · · Score: 1

    Well, you don't have to reboot to change your ISP's modem number for a Dial-Up connection anymore.

  18. Re:You know what I would really like to see? on Getting A Handle On Vista · · Score: 2, Funny
    load up the task manager, lick on a process

    And I get bitchy when people put their FINGERS on my screen. Just stay away from my PC, dude!

  19. Re:show em' why its good on Fun and Informative Way to Introduce Open Source? · · Score: 1

    And I want a horn here, here and here. You can never find the horn when you're mad.

  20. Re:Viruses on Fun and Informative Way to Introduce Open Source? · · Score: 1
    Tell them they can be a super spy too with open source.

    Super Spy? Small potatoes. Don't settle for less when you can be so much more.

  21. Re:No no... on Apple Campus Missing From MSN Earth · · Score: 1

    w00t! I had forgotten that, thanks.

  22. Re:Not the only change.... on Apple Campus Missing From MSN Earth · · Score: 2, Funny
    there's real time tracking of Linus Torvalds' location with a bullseye symbol.

    Thank God it's Microsoft, then. Anyone shooting for Linus will probably hit themselves in the foot.

  23. Re:Fuck, my watch on Impact of Daylight Savings Time Changes? · · Score: 1

    No, that just means you are getting close to the Dark Tower. Watch the skies for incoming sneetches.

  24. Re:Who elects these guys? on Impact of Daylight Savings Time Changes? · · Score: 1
    Is there anything lamer than daylight trick-or-treating?

    Freezing your ass off waiting for the school bus in the dark on a February morning, listening to some pompous know-it-all talk about how Indiana should switch to DST in the summer so that kids don't have to wait for the bus in the dark.

  25. Re:Yeah Yeah it was coming on Full-Motion Ads Come to Videogames · · Score: 1
    evil Ceasar overlords

    Doomsday! Doomsday!