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Monad Shell Removed From Vista

hggs writes "According to Stephen Toulouse at Microsoft, because of the possible virus threat that targets Monad the shell will not be included in Windows Vista. CNet is reporting that, even though Monad is not to be included on Vista, it will be included on a major server operating system for servers from Microsoft. Codenamed Longhorn server, that edition is due out by 2007." Update: 08/06 04:45 GMT by Z : As Mr. Toulouse states here, the submission here adds one and one and gets three. Monad hasn't been in Vista for about two months. The CNet article is clarifying a previous report stating that Monad could potentially be the first source of viruses in an OS which incorporated it. The interesting news about Monad in the server edition was obscured by the factually incorrect submission, which at first blush seemed to make sense. Mea Culpa.

330 comments

  1. Slide more and more... by dhakbar · · Score: 1

    Damn, how long will they delay all of these MEGA-AWESOME MUST BUY features? Are they really so incompetent?

    1. Re:Slide more and more... by sH4RD · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You do realize that many of the features in Longhorn/Vista (most importantly WinFS) were due for Windows NT 3.x? The creators of NT were way before their time, but typical Microsoft screwed everything up. If Windows NT 3.x had the features originally planned, I don't think Windows would nearly suck as much as it does now. Instead they have spent 10 years trying to add the features that were supposed to be there in the first place. Imagine where we could be instead. A world where Microsoft might actually not suck. But instead here we are, wishing Longhorn/Vista had all those nice features that would make our experience with Windows (face it, you can't escape from it all the time) a little nicer. Those "MEGA-AWESOME MUST BUY features" have been delayed so long that I'm sure Microsoft doesn't mind leaving them out for later.

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    2. Re:Slide more and more... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, Monad wasn't going to be included in Vista even before the virus business came about.

    3. Re:Slide more and more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I HATE those ignorant posters.

      Check: http://blogs.technet.com/msrc/archive/2005/08/06/4 08741.aspx

      It's totally wrong. F**k.

    4. Re:Slide more and more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its really puzzling; people here seem quite desperate to spin any story about ms in a negative light going to the point of even lying -blatently in order to cast defamation.

      Microsoft should start taking queue from apple, and start send in the lawyers to request corrections...

    5. Re:Slide more and more... by FLAGGR · · Score: 2, Insightful
    6. Re:Slide more and more... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
      A world where Microsoft might actually not suck.

      Ahhh, a world where Microsoft makes vacuum cleaners.

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    7. Re:Slide more and more... by WhiskerTheMad · · Score: 1

      Do you ever get the feeling that Vista is being written by the The Brillant Paula Bean?

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    8. Re:Slide more and more... by Sinus0idal · · Score: 1

      No I don't want that either, they'd only include the suction as a service pack.

    9. Re:Slide more and more... by PishiGorbeh · · Score: 1

      With technolies like VMware.. Who cares? We can deploy windows on Linix, snapshot and move on with reqired solutions like Exchange. I am doing this now in my organisation and life is good. When the windows system is comprimised I just restore in less than 15 minutes and life goes on.

    10. Re:Slide more and more... by Ravatar · · Score: 1

      You sir, would be absolutely correct.

    11. Re:Slide more and more... by shaneo · · Score: 1

      The creators of NT were way before their time

      Sure, way before their time, just not way before OS/2's time, which not only did more than early NT, it did it earlier and more reliably.

      But alas...

    12. Re:Slide more and more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a Microsoft astroturfer would link to a definition on msn.com rather than dictionary.com. Nice try. You should use MS Word instead of Notepad; it will catch misspellings like "blatently" before you post them.

  2. FP by Microlith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yet another feature stripped from the next release of Windows.

    I guess microsoft figures that only people who spend several thousand for a computer deserve even moderately capable tools.

    Oh well. More and more reason to not bother upgrading, and gear towards an eventual switch to Linux someday.

    1. Re:FP by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

      So that leaves Vista with the following features I guess:

      - Slick 'Vista' wallpaper
      - DRM to protect the wallpaper

      Rock on!

    2. Re:FP by RyanJBlack · · Score: 1
      Stephen Toulouse has confirmed that Monad was never intended to be part of Longhorn: http://blogs.technet.com/msrc/archive/2005/8/6.asp x
      An article on Slashdot is saying that Monad was pulled from Windows Vista due to the virus story. This is 100% incorrect. One had nothing to do with the other. Monad is probably going to be a longer term project than Windows.
    3. Re:FP by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yet another feature stripped from the next release of Windows.

      What a cop out excuse too. Oh gee, the scripting language is vulnerable to malicious programmers in the same way every programming language is.

    4. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also has Avalon to display the wallpaper!, well that is unless they take it out... which they most likely will

    5. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess microsoft figures that only people who spend several thousand for a computer deserve even moderately capable tools.

      You mean the people who buy Macs?

    6. Re:FP by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or linux folks. The computer being the hardware without bundled software, of course.

      Actually, the people who end up spending the most are the windows users: $899 for the machine, then spending hours trying to get someone to get them a pirated version of office, then spending hours trying to install it without calling ms, typing 16-25 char strings, then spending hours installing their software fireall and antivirus combo, including getting the 29.99 yearly subscription from the vendor's site, then spending days dealing with popups of all kinds such as "would you like to create a passport account", "this application is trying to connect to the internet", and "get vlagr@ Cheap!". Then, later, they spend countless hours cursing their bad luck at going to one, just one porn site, accidentally mind you, and now their machine is slow as molasses, will crash when trying to open a PDF, and will give them more softcore than a subscription to penthouse mag. Eventually they wil spend countless hours trying to get a geek to come over and remove the spyware, only to be berated for not running linux/osX for countless hours, then getting the news: "your box is hosed, gimme the recovery CD, I'm reformatting".

      As an aside, it is, to be honest, quite a pleasure to see the glaze over their eyes as the realization dawns on then that they are about to have to do everything all over, from scratch.

      Finally, unable to take it any longer, they throw in the towel, and head to best buy, where they are going to spend another $1500 on a P4 that is about 800 times faster than what they need, get the Free* (with mail-in rebate) printer, and get the extended warranty for $220, because, as the salesman says: "you can return it anytime in three years."

      So, who's spending the most time and money on computers now?

      I ask you now, my Fellow Slashdotters, Roots, and Grokkers everywhere: don't let your friends run windows!

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    7. Re:FP by falsified · · Score: 2, Informative
      Insightful? Microsoft isn't using it as an excuse. MSH wasn't ready for release by the time Vista will be. One has nothing to do with the other. Monad's insecurity was to be expected since it's still in alpha or maybe early beta. Therefore, it's not being released.

      As an aside, am I the only person who likes what he sees so far as MSH goes?

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    8. Re:FP by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      If people aren't running Windows how will the geeks get easy money from their neighbors or get a chance to go to a woman's house. You never know she might know how to cook and you can eat something other than ramen. Of course going over to old people's houses are best. Nothing beats some warmy tasty cookies.

    9. Re:FP by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      /me giggles uncontrollably...

      Ahem, funny. Yes, funny.

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    10. Re:FP by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      At the rate MS is removing features from Vista, all we'll get is a blank CD when it ships.

    11. Re:FP by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If people aren't running Windows how will the geeks get easy money from their neighbors or get a chance to go to a woman's house. You never know she might know how to cook and you can eat something other than ramen. Of course going over to old people's houses are best. Nothing beats some warmy tasty cookies.

      4 r34l l33t h4x0r kn0ws ch3m1str9. He isn't scared of kitchen appliances, he 0wns them. His 4maz1ng l33t h4x0r sk1llz let him make f00d from d34d 4nim4lz with a bit of h34t. His amzing c6l1n4r9 sk1llz will 4m4z3 his fr13nds. He w1ns the first place in a 64-d3gr33 (C3ls16s) c00k1ng c0nt3st at Assembly. He wins over ladies with his 4m4z1ng s0c14l 3ng1n33r1ng sk1llz, and finishes by f33d1ng them a bit of his c00k3r9. And c00k13s ? 4 r34l h4x0r knows everything about c00k13s !

      Yes, a r34l h4x0r is a master of all crafts, and will never shy away from any challenge, as long as it isn't ph9s1c4l. If it is ph9s1c4l, then he sends his r0b0t s3rv4nt, shaped like a gorgeous w0m4n, to do it. Then he will do it. Yes, a r34l l33t h4x0r and his r0b0t1c l0v3r are invincible !

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    12. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But unless you buy a new monitor you won't be able to view the wallpaper in full resolution...

    13. Re:FP by Taladar · · Score: 1

      We were always at war with Eastasia and Eurasia always was our ally...

    14. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new wallpaper isn't going to make it into the first release

  3. Poster Wrong. by AdroitOneX · · Score: 5, Informative

    I RTFA and it does not even imply that MONAD will not be included in Windows Vista because of the virus threat. In fact, MS announced almost two months ago that Mondad will not be included in Windows Vista (then Longhorn).

    1. Re:Poster Wrong. by skomes · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the description which was overloaded lead you to click the wrong link. The pertinent article is located in the last link, and it is fairly evident which link proves the point of the description. Just in case you're still having trouble finding it, here it is. http://news.com.com/Microsoft+Virus+target+wont+be +in+Vista/2100-1002_3-5820706.html?part=rss&tag=58 20706&subj=news

    2. Re:Poster Wrong. by kccricket · · Score: 1

      I think the point that AdroitOneX was trying to make is that Monad can't be removed from Vista (as the /. article's title suggests) since it was never going to be in Vista to begin with.

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    3. Re:Poster Wrong. by odin53 · · Score: 1

      Nowhere in that article does it say or imply that the reason MSFT removed Monad is because of the recent news about its "virus" vulnerabilities.

    4. Re:Poster Wrong. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      And in fact we have some evidence that this wasn't the reason...

      http://blogs.technet.com/msrc/archive/2005/08/06/4 08741.aspx

    5. Re:Poster Wrong. by Deviate_X · · Score: 1


      Actually its been known for longer than that:

      Monad Shell (MSH) Chat Transcript December 2004:
      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/community/chats/t rans/windowsnet/wnet_120704.mspx

    6. Re:Poster Wrong. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      The real question is if there is anything interesting left in Vista to make it worth upgrading... Other than the fact that older products will be end-of-lifed tech support wise, it's looking like a hard sell that people should upgrade to this from Windows 2000, much less from XP.

    7. Re:Poster Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that me, and the 87 computers and laptops I manage are staying with XP Pro as long as possible. Of course, I don't expect Vista to be out for too long before Microsoft kills support for XP and 2k.

    8. Re:Poster Wrong. by j+h+woodyatt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I RTFA and it does not even imply that MONAD will not be included in Windows Vista because of the virus threat. ...which just means that Toulouse isn't a complete wanker. It's pretty obvious why Monad will not be included in Windows Vista. It's a fundamentally bad idea, that's why. Why Microsoft ever thought this crazy plan to pass off a science fair project from their Research department as actual product is a total mystery. But blaming its withdrawal on a supposed "virus threat" is just silly.

      There's a reason the Bourne shell [and its cognates] have been so widely deployed. Microsoft would be well-served if it would think about it for a moment or two before deciding what to do about its command line environment.

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    9. Re:Poster Wrong. by DelphiGeek · · Score: 1

      Really? And I was under the distinct impression tha t Microsoft had a soul and would attempt to keep products that were insecure and didn't protect my privacy off their software stack....

      Oh wait... They wouldn't have anything to ship if that were the case. Anyone who would believe Microsoft wouldn't ship something merely for security purposes obviously lives in fantasy land.

    10. Re:Poster Wrong. by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Microsoft is not including Monad because (maybe) it incorporates methods and concepts licensed from SCO, but that SCO did not have the right to license?

      MSLinux, anyone?

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    11. Re:Poster Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I still use Windows 98. All the cheap crap Windows software I use still targets Win 98 just fine.

  4. vista has no monads or no gonads? by ellisDtrails · · Score: 0, Troll

    shame it has no ballz

    1. Re:vista has no monads or no gonads? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      i believe Vista is a trademark of another firm other than MSFT - be careful, you don't want to get sued for infringement ...

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  5. Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remove the capability of the command line for home users, but leave a buggy and insecure shell for servers where hackers can have lots of fun messing up enterprise level websites!

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    1. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by XorNand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno. I'd rather have to worry about securing the MS boxes that I admin vs. defending them against DDOS attacks from legions of zombies.

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    2. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Remove the capability of the command line for home users, but leave a buggy and insecure shell for servers where hackers can have lots of fun messing up enterprise level websites!

      Just as well. Enterprise level web sites running on Windows sounds sooo wrong.

    3. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by MightyMartian · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Why the f**k doesn't Microsoft simply make a decent port of bash? For Christ's sakes, Bourne-like shells have been running under *nix for a helluva long time. What is Microsoft's fixation with recreating the wheel, and then, to top it off, doing it badly? They're like heroin junkies in Redmond, always looking for the latest fix, and always busting off the needle.

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    4. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that many people here thing the only things that people use servers for is Internet. This is so far from the truth.

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    5. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Monad rocks actually. It has TONS of rough edges, but I can see how it is insanly powerful as well.

      Come on, the idea of piping entire objects doesn't light up any of the nerd bits in you at all?

    6. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think monad is buggy. I think that Monad's main problem is that it's too flexible - ie: like perl, python, etc. Just like it's easy to write a virus in a few lines of perl, it should be easier for virus writers to write virus with monad.

      Remember that virus use "generic" tecnology, things that everybody has, IOW generic windows installations. If everybody has a powerful shell script like monad it'll be easier for virus writers to write virus. If it's optional, it will not be so dangerous because virus writers won't write virus for something that is not widespread, and still people who wants it will be happy because they'll be able to install it and use it

    7. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Having a functional Windows shell script would be fine by me. I screw around with CMD.EXE, Jscript and VBscript and then go to my *nix boxes and go "Oh yeah, that's why Unix is so bloody superior."

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    8. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If it's optional, it will not be so dangerous because virus writers won't write virus for something that is not widespread, and still people who wants it will be happy because they'll be able to install it and use it"

      Exactly. Why strip the thing out of the user version? Why not just put the more "dangerous" features on an extras cd and give the user a warning about its implications?

    9. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are SOOOOO l33t!

    10. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. You don't need ANY flexibelity beyond minimum requirements for a shell scripting language to make such a silly "proof of concept" viruses. Have you even tried to take a look at what is it all about? This is a silly script that simply: 1) finds all script files in the system 2) copies itself over them! As far as I can tell, listing a directory and copying files are the bare possible minimum for any script! (and guess what? this silly script even does not spread! as monad's scripts should be digitally signed, this virus ultimately just overwrites/adds something to some files and render them in-executable!)

    11. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by vlad30 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "but leave a buggy and insecure shell for servers where hackers can have lots of fun messing up "

      Job Security!!

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    12. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by swissmonkey · · Score: 1

      Because Monad is so much more powerful than Bash

      As for this virus thingy, please explain to me how Monad is more dangerous than Bash.

      I can extremely easily write in Bash a script that :
      a) look for bash scripts on the system
      b) Modify them to include the virus in them
      c) Do whatever malicious thing I want

      Monad is just the vector of the virus, you can write the virus in C, C++, Bash, Monad, ...

      Please next time read before saying something stupid

    13. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      You might want to take a look at JP Software's 4NT and Take Command products here, and then combine it with the Windows ports of many GNU tools that can be found here. Between the two, you can do pretty much everything that you can do in BASH and then some, the only drawbacks being that it's not portable and pipes on Windows *still can't be parallelised. There is a port of csh for Windows knocking about too, but aside from a general lack of stability in the version I tried some time ago, csh seems to have far more portability issues than the other *NIX shells.

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    14. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by Hanji · · Score: 1


      #!/bin/sh
      find . -name '*.sh' -print0 | xargs -0 cp $0 {} \;


      That one line bash script, that I just pulled out of my ass with 30s of thought, is equivalent to one of these new so-called ``Monad viruses''. Whoop-de-fucking do.

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    15. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by gonzo-wireless · · Score: 0

      As many here will know, there are people out there who have ditched XP as a workstation OS in favour of Server 2003. Perhaps future Microsoft users will go down the same route.

    16. Re:Oh yeah- that will do a lot of good by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Who said it was buggy or insecure? I don't see what all the fuss is about: "OH GOD OH GOD, A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE CAN BE USED TO WRITE BAD STUFF!!!" A native shell with some power is a welcome addition to Windows. I was hoping for something that is designed better than 'wscript'. If they wanted to, they could have an option for it in the add/remove Windows programs, with the default being uninstalled.

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  6. of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    possible virus threat = remove it? better remove everything else too

    1. Re:of course by adriantam · · Score: 1

      Luckily M$ is not the Almighty. Otherwise, we won't be born because we also have virus threat.

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  7. because of the threat of viruses by cryptoz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft has decided to not release Windows Vista at all this year.

    1. Re:because of the threat of viruses by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

      Um, hate to spoil your attempt at humor, but it is supposed to come out 2nd half of next year. This isn't new information. One of the senior guys in an interview accidentally leaked the holiday season as the target for it.

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    2. Re:because of the threat of viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? Didn't spoil my attempt at humour at all. In fact, hey, I learned something today. Thank you.

    3. Re:because of the threat of viruses by chrono13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft announces Monad is insufficient for Vista.

      Later this week they plan to unveil Gonad, the new MSShell.

      A senior Microsoft developer leaked some details of the new Gonad shell "When you start the computer, it boots your Gonad and brings up a MShell". When pressed for further information, he said "Not now, I have a headache".

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    4. Re:because of the threat of viruses by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Yes, you learned than Santa Claus is bringing tech support guys a big fat pain in the ass.

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    5. Re:because of the threat of viruses by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      One of the senior guys in an interview accidentally leaked the holiday season as the target for it.

      OMG you have to love those marketing people.

      "Yeah honey, you know, what I really want for Christmas this year is a copy of Microsoft Vista!" Barrrrrrf.

      or as an alternative:

      "Oh look, D3ll now has Vista on their PC's just in time for Christmas. I HAVE to buy a D3ll PC for Christmas now!" Urghghgh.

      even better: "I spent New Year's Eve downloading Vista and the serial crack...Happy New Year Microsoft!"

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    6. Re:because of the threat of viruses by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, no -- Gonad is the Free reimplmentation being developed by the guy that works on GNOME and Mono.

      Incidentally, how do you pronounce "MSShell?" Is it "Michelle" like the Beatles song, "mis-sel" as in ICBM, or "MS Hell" as in what happens when you use Windows?

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    7. Re:because of the threat of viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, hate to spoil your attempt at sounding like a faggot, but...

      nevermind

    8. Re:because of the threat of viruses by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

      wow, bravo. For some, it seems, I was providing useful info. For you, well... thanks for turning this into a 4th grade thread. Not everyone knew Vista was coming out at the end of next year. With all the free publicity it is getting on slashdot, cnn, etc, some would think it is coming out next month.

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  8. Dont blame them by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    Although it's been proven that it's a common vulnerability in *all* shells, there's something to be said about the average windows user.

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    1. Re:Dont blame them by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Microsoft tries to make it so easy to run a server. It's the same people that are running the servers.

    2. Re:Dont blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you must be the flaming idiot I hear so much about?

    3. Re:Dont blame them by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Although it's been proven that it's a common vulnerability in *all* shells, there's something to be said about the average windows user.

      At MSFT, all the users are above average and all the vulnerabilities are just in your imagination.

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  9. Ah, good plan by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    include scripting that's vulnerable on the servers, but not on the clients.

    Yeah, it's not like they actually seek out servers to hack, right?

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    1. Re:Ah, good plan by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i guess you're right. There shall be no sh on my servers! The so-called vulnerability is only the consequence of the fact that *gasp*, when you execute a shell script, the script can modify files(!, etc etc).

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    2. Re:Ah, good plan by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i guess you're right. There shall be no sh on my servers! The so-called vulnerability is only the consequence of the fact that *gasp*, when you execute a shell script, the script can modify files(!, etc etc).

      Don't bash the bearer of bad news ... I was just going csh csh when the ksh news came out.

      Twas MSFT pulled the plug on it, not I.

      Besides, you could always get a Mac or use Linux/BSD instead.

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    3. Re:Ah, good plan by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      In Linux/Unix, this generally isn't a problem, because you generally don't run as root all the time, and therefore can't trash the entire system, when executing a script. You can only trash your own files. However, Windows has everyone trained to run as root all the time, thereby allowing you to hose the entire system from a simple script.

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  10. Everything must go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woah. My goodness. This means that every single one of the new features I'd heard about have now been removed from Longhorn/Vista.

    Is there to be anything new at all?

    1. Re:Everything must go by peculiarmethod · · Score: 2, Funny

      The version number on the My Computer properties will read as different. Commence celebration.

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  11. Idea by sneakers563 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could build a pretty good operating system from all the stuff that's been pulled out out Vista. Maybe Microsoft could take all that extra stuff and come out with a "Platinum" version of Vista; call it "Longhorn" or something.

    1. Re:Idea by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, I think they'll call it "Blackcomb" and release it sometime between 2013 and 2020.

      It'd be funny, if only I were joking.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    2. Re:Idea by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. that might work. But a "Platinum" version.. so passe. Let's go with another metal.. ah I've got just the name.

      Microsoft Windows Longhorn, Palladium Edition.

      Think anyone will buy it?

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      "Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." G.W.Bush
    3. Re:Idea by william_w_bush · · Score: 1

      god, i just hope they keep the name. when an admin wants to check his server status:

      "hold on i gotta fire up gonad".

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      The first rule of USENET is you do not talk about USENET.
    4. Re:Idea by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      You guys think you're SOOOOO funny. Just you wait until Cairo is out, then you'll see!

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      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    5. Re:Idea by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Do you mean this Cairo? It seems farther along than anything Microsoft is working on right now...

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    6. Re:Idea by QuantaStarFire · · Score: 1

      I think "Windows Defenestrate" would be more appropriate, and they'd market it as an add-on pack. It'd be the Microsoft Plus! of the 21st Century!

    7. Re:Idea by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      IIRC Cairo was the name of WinFS in NT 4 or 3 or something. Thats most likely what hes talking about.

    8. Re:Idea by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Or, they could go with this idea... http://internet.ls-la.net/pictures/images/Computer /Windows-Cement.png (Yes, I know. This is old news. But it's still worth a chuckle or two.)

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    9. Re:Idea by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      No, with the large numbers of "features" being dropped from Vista, Microsoft should add the letters ru, representing "Reduced Usefulness, to the name.

      Windows Virusta.

      ...and yes, I know Monad was dropped before the viral announcement.

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    10. Re:Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, Cairo is used in Mozilla and Firefox now :)

    11. Re:Idea by arodland · · Score: 1

      I thought Cairo was the codename for NT 4.0?

    12. Re:Idea by jregel · · Score: 1

      The original Cairo was the object oriented Windows NT 4. This was in the days before the web was big and everyone was getting excited about OO technology on the desktop (the big COM vs CORBA based OpenDoc). The biggest selling point for Cairo was the OFS - Object File System which extended the streams capabilities of NTFS (where a single file can have multiple resources) and built upon the docfile format used by Office.

      It was obviously too difficult to do at the time because NT4 shipped with all the good stuff missing (sounds familiar?), and then Microsoft discovered the Internet and the company shifted focus.

      Longhorn looks like the next Cairo. Loads of promise, but Vista will probably be the technical equivalent to NT4.

    13. Re:Idea by smithmc · · Score: 1

        I thought Cairo was the codename for NT 4.0?

      Cairo was the codename for what NT4 was supposed to be, rather than what it ended up being. Cairo was supposed to be a completely OO OS - every file, every application, every OS-level facility, etc. was to be implemented as an object with properties and methods, etc. Sorta like IBM's Workplace Shell on steroids. Never happened, of course...

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  12. wow by 834r9394557r011 · · Score: 1

    that was super fast. like lightning even.

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    1. Re:wow by benjamindees · · Score: 1


      Vista:

      Something far off, that looks spectacular from a distance.

      But, when you get there, it's mostly just a barren wasteland unfit for habitat.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  13. I'll get it out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Insert clever comment about how "monad" rhymes with "gonad"*

    There, it is done. Are you all happy yet?

    1. Re:I'll get it out of the way... by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      So, Microsoft Vista has been neutered?

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  14. MS view of security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This makes sense since servers don't really need much security. Hackers around the world rejoice!

  15. We get the point... by ItsJustLilOldMe · · Score: 5, Funny
    "it will be included on a major server operating system for servers

    Welcome to the department of redundancy department...

    1. Re:We get the point... by gcalvin · · Score: 1

      That reminds me... I have to go to the ATM machine to get some cash to buy a new NIC card. Then tomorrow I'll go to the La Brea Tar Pits, or maybe see the Los Angeles Angels game.

    2. Re:We get the point... by zootm · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's new Server OS for Servers will apparently run exclusively on Servers, and be used to serve a server's servable content.

      Yes.

    3. Re:We get the point... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Wait? how do you classify a computer as a server? Any desktop could be a server. How are they going to decide whether a computer is a server or not. I'm really confused on this one.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
  16. Better Idea: Remove Windows from Winodws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Removing a feature because of a virus threat? They should just remove windows from windows.

    And it will be the most secure version of Windows ever.

  17. If MS starts removing components... by jarich · · Score: 1

    If MS starts removing components that have the potential to be exploited by a virus, does that mean that IE has be removed too? ;) I guess the next version of Windows will be Dos!

    1. Re:If MS starts removing components... by daniel23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      right, but stripped of the command shell, of course...

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  18. Ladies and Gentlemen by sheppos · · Score: 1

    Microsoft would like to announce Windows XP SP3 - AKA Vista.

    1. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by Aadain2001 · · Score: 1

      You know, that's pretty much what they are releasing at this point. I'm mean, seriously, what 'features' are left???? At this point Vista seems to be nothing but a giant security/bug fix upgrade from XP!

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    2. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen by sheppos · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that's pretty much what I said, but congratulations on getting modded higher than me :)

  19. Ah, another feature dropped by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...why am I not surprised?

  20. logical conclusions by ne0n · · Score: 1

    if they keep going with this train of thought, why stop at the Monad? Kill Internet Explorer! Kill Outlook! Go go go!

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    1. Re:logical conclusions by Tavor · · Score: 1

      Kill Vista?

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      Windows has detected an undetectable error.
    2. Re:logical conclusions by bioglaze · · Score: 1

      Kill Bill?

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  21. Dear God MORON... by Manip · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mohad was NOT in Vista before all this sudo-virus junk appeared. It was taken out MONTHS ago! Microsoft have been saying for MONTHS that it will not appear in Vista but WILL appear in Longhorn Server.

    Now some attention seekers claim they created a virus, which is no more powerful than anything you could currently do in VBScript and gets headlines. Now you link to a blog that says "There is no virus threat [TRUE!] and Mohad will not be in Vista [TRUE]" and conclude that A == B?! Dear god you people!

    1. Re:Dear God MORON... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "H" and "N" keys are switched [TRUE!]

    2. Re:Dear God MORON... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree, though I fail to recall WHEN they declared that about Monad.

    3. Re:Dear God MORON... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell is everyone fucking up the spelling of monat^Hd? Is everyone foaming at the mouth with fury and spewing forth at light speed?

    4. Re:Dear God MORON... by manyoso · · Score: 1

      My GOD I know! God, it's as if, GOD, Slashdot is full of IDIOTS! God! IT is enough to make, god, a man go ABSOLUTELY batshit, god, CRAZY!

  22. that is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they should exclude Internet explorer too, or maybe they should exclude the whole product, for security reasons.

  23. Odd, even for MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, thats smart - and not over-reactive...

  24. So what they are saying is... by LoganAvatar · · Score: 1

    That all anyone has to do is post a "proof of concept" exploit, and instead of fixing it like most other corporations would, they will just remove it?

    Where is the DRM "proof of concept" exploit?

    1. Re:So what they are saying is... by Metasquares · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Will this do?

    2. Re:So what they are saying is... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      The exploit is that Microsoft is able to force DRM upon the public, some of which don't want it, and the rest of which don't even know what it is... yet.

    3. Re:So what they are saying is... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Somewhere near here: http://www.hymn-project.org/

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    4. Re:So what they are saying is... by DaveRexel · · Score: 0

      Judging from this quote from the Eweek article

      "Hackers are using the newest DRM technology in Microsoft's Windows Media Player to install spyware, adware, dialers and computer viruses on unsuspecting PC users"

      perhaps they should remove DRM and WMP from LongVista as well.

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  25. I get it now... Vista is Zen by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    People will be arrested for distributing Vista Binaries when they DON'T run p2p applications on their computers.

    I have become enlightened.

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    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  26. Not the reason not in Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just can't admit to yet another feature trim. This so called exploit was just a batch file virus. There was no exploit. The scripts couldn't bypass security and was no worse than someone running an untrusted shell script as root. In fact, they go on to say it will be in longhorn server! How bad can it be? I think monad is just one of the great new features that WON'T be in their great new OS. It seems Vista's only new features will be DRM and using shaders for the crappy visuals instead of blitters for the crappy visuals. I'll stick with 2003, thank you. MS better give me a compelling reasion to switch.

    1. Re:Not the reason not in Vista by ndansmith · · Score: 1
      Indeed, all the excitement over "viruses" affecting Monad seems overblown; as summed up by an earlier post:

      This just in! Running arbitrary code from an untrusted source not a security best-practice!

      This is amazing spin. First of all, tech writers start clamoring that Monad suffers from vulnerabilities to viruses. These "viruses" are not malicious at all, they are just proof-of-concept scripts which are run as root (well, not root), not executed through a buffer overflow or something else like that. So now everyone is saying that these vapor-viruses caused Windows to pull Monad from Vista, even though Microsoft said that they were doing so months ago, and the Vista beta shipped without Monad! I know that Micro$oft bashing is popular here, but we have to let facts have a say in this case.

    2. Re:Not the reason not in Vista by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Running arbitrary code from an untrusted source not a security best-practice!

        Always trust content from Microsoft?

              [YES] [NO] [CANCEL]

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      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  27. Worth it? by njen · · Score: 1

    So is it going to be worth shelling out $100+ for a new OS from Microsoft, that the only new feature it will have is a fancy interface?

    1. Re:Worth it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, it's not the people who update they want to rob. Have you ever been to stores trying to buy a new computer without Windows preinstalled? They're pretty hard to find I tell you.

      Because of this, Vista will probably do pretty well. After all, XP did and Vista is XP with the service packs installed.

  28. So M$ had a Monad removed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Expect Vista in the next Tour de France.

  29. Way to go by springbox · · Score: 1
    I looked at the article that reported this so called virus earlier and all I have to say is it has been blown out of proportion. I had guessed that whoever wrote the "virus" hasn't had much exposure to other shells like BASH because writing a simple BASH script to destroy files is trivial.

    The only way that these shells, which give a lot of flexibility and power to their users, are going to work is if there is a decent permission system to keep the bad scripts from doing any real damage. If they haven't done anything radical to expose users to the concept of file permissions then it was probably a smart decision on their part.

    At the same time, I'm disappointed that they haven't tried to avocate the proper use of permissions as in "See? If you use the NT permissions to segergate your files then it wouldn't be a problem in the first place."

    1. Re:Way to go by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      At the same time, I'm disappointed that they haven't tried to avocate the proper use of permissions as in "See? If you use the NT permissions to segergate your files then it wouldn't be a problem in the first place."
      What's the use of assigning proper permissions if every user has Admin privileges anyway? But maybe that's part of what you're talking about...
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    2. Re:Way to go by springbox · · Score: 1

      If they decided to advocate the use of permissions I would just assume that they'd also take steps to get users to stop running as the Admin too

    3. Re:Way to go by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      What's the use of assigning proper permissions if every user has Admin privileges anyway?

      It adds even one small additional layer of security.

      What Windows needs, really, is a way to properly segregate its software--so that if you try and install "l33t file manager 1994!", Windows wraps it in a sandbox and can treat the whole thing with one permission bundle.

      A "common settings" folder would be nice, too.

  30. monads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monad's supposed to make it more like Unix, now they remove the monads to make it a eunuch?

  31. Just what we needed by thirty2bit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick - somebody find vulnerabilities in the WPA and DRM modules. Bonus if you find buffer overflows in the "make Windows unstable" DLLs.

    1. Re:Just what we needed by AnalogBoy · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately users don't come in DLL and you can't legally overflow their buffers without their permission, although if you ask in a technical enough way they will let you.

  32. Windows will never be free of viruses by Gyarados · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're told that yet another feature won't be present in Windows Vista by someone who seems to think that there won't ever be a virus capable of penetrating Vista's "security". These Microsoft guys crack me up!

    ...What do you mean he wasn't joking?

  33. Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gotta love that pro-windows bias here on slashdot. lol. in reading the article there was no mention that Monad was ever going to be in Vista in the first place. we already knew it wouldn't be there. so now all we have is yet another anti-Vista rant.

    so.. in other words...nothing to see here.

    not that im pro-windows its just you get sick of this after the 20th time. how bout we wait for the actual RELEASE before we say how stupid/featureless Vista is? i mean, we wait for books, games, and everything else to voice our authoritative reviews on how bad something else. why not OS's?

  34. Divisible by ElYonderboy · · Score: 0

    I guess they decided the Monad could be broken up into smaller, more destructive pieces. Someone alert Isaac Newton.

  35. While they are at it... by UnixRawks · · Score: 0

    Please change the name from MONAD to something else such as WENIS or VESTICLE or something more hard (no pun intended) to make fun of.

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    1. Re:While they are at it... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Please change the name from MONAD to something else such as WENIS or VESTICLE or something more hard (no pun intended) to make fun of.

      This is obligatory...(missing option)

      VREAST?

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    2. Re:While they are at it... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      How about Wagina or Wanus?

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  36. old news isn't it by Locutus · · Score: 1

    I thought it was already pulled a few weeks ago because they couldn't have it ready in time. Now they are saying they are pulling it because there are hacks against it??? Geesh.

    Windows who? IMO

    LoB

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    "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
  37. The summary couldn't have been more inaccurate! by xiphoris · · Score: 5, Informative

    A clue should've been the title of the article linked to: "A virus for Windows Vista? Wrong."

    From TFA:
    "First of all, in examining the details of the reports, there is no Windows Vista virus described in them. ...The viruses do not attempt to exploit a software vulnerability and do not encompass a new method of attack."

    If one had read either of the two articles linked, one would realize that the so-called "viruses" are nothing more than malicious scripts. No software hole is exploited; the viruses are no more dangerous than any arbitrary piece of code running on your system.

    They are not viruses; they only have the privileges that a user gives them. They're the same as any other executable file.

    If a stranger sends you an executable, be it a script or a compiled program, and you run it, you're already in trouble. These scripts are nothing special.

    Did the article author even read what he was submitting? The author states, "because of the possible virus threat that targets Monad the shell will not be included in Windows Vista", which could not be more deliberately misleading, and is contracted by both articles he links to!

  38. I guess they've really castrated it now... by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    All of the promised new and potentially interesting "pillars" of Longhorn/Vista have been snipped, and now they have cut the promised wonder-shell from the consumer version too? The only thing left that Vista now seems to offer over XP is a new interface theme and the probabilty that you will also need a new PC in order to meet it's realistic hardware requirements. I could get all of that right now without the hardware upgrade using any of several Windows desktop "enhancement" tools. Oh, and IE7, which will also be available for XP anyway for those who haven't already switched over to Firefox or Opera. Seriously, is there *anything* else in Windows Vista that I might actually want to upgrade for?

    Is this really the best response that Microsoft can come up with at a time when there is so much increased dissatisfaction with their endless upgrade cycle? If it is, then the F/OSS communities should probably increase their efforts to target the corporate desktop, because Microsoft doesn't appear to have anything of substance for several years! I'll bet Steve Jobs is laughing too; he's certainly picked the right time to go through the traumas of switching architecture.

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    1. Re:I guess they've really castrated it now... by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      All of the promised new and potentially interesting "pillars" of Longhorn/Vista have been snipped

      Oh, it will still have lots of shiny new "technologies" for developers who want to lock themselves into Vista and XP. But that's about all.

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  39. Um...old news... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    Monad was not going to be shipped with Vista since the announcement of Vista. Read something about it on PCMagazine.com.

    Also, this story also states the same thing.

    Also, it's not the shell that is insecure....it's the fact that most Windows users are still, to this day, forced to run as administrator to run some random programs that you shouldn't need Admin rights for either. Also, these same users do not know better and also whine when they have to type in a password. You can't change behavior that has been bred in by many years of use of a insecure OS that was insecure by design.

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  40. Re:new, windows vista! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
    with great features including:
    -grey start menu
    -transparent windows

    Maybe they should rename the next release Windows Something or Windows Maybe. How about Windows Almost?

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  41. Percentages... by sendai2ci · · Score: 1

    What percentage of the currently active and spreading Windows worms and viruses use the current Windows Shell to propogate and as the initial point of entry into the system? Isn't it premature to pull a 'feature' due to a proof-of-concept on a pre-release...

    If only Microsoft used this policy with all their other 'features', Windows might actually be fast and useable...

  42. Worst. Slashdot summary. Ever. by mcc · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or at least the worst in several years. The blurb says basically the exact opposite of what the link says. May I suggest one of the /. editors add a little "update: the above is wrong in every way" to the end?

  43. Tally for our Home Audience: by Tavor · · Score: 1

    Windows Long^H^H^H Vista
    - Monad CLI
    - WinFS
    + Monitor HDMI DRM
    + Hardware DRM
    ? WPF (Ported to XP/2003)
    ? WCF (Ported to XP/2003)
    ? WinFX (Ported to XP/2003)

    (*Question marks are ment as a "Why would someone upgrade when they can get this for the current OS?)

    So... we see Microsoft's true intention with Vista. DRM.

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    1. Re:Tally for our Home Audience: by rdwald · · Score: 1

      Windows L Vista?

  44. Are you sure Microsoft removed it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it just got deleted by the virus....

  45. An announcement from Fedora by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 4, Funny
    "/bin/sh has been associated with security problems in the Unix world since the early 70s. Most Unix/Linux security situations arise when an unauthorized user gets access to the /bin/sh process. Fedora Core 5, due out in October, will not include this dangerous executable. Instead users will control the system through the advanced Gnome windowing system and will be able to develop object-oriented network-transparent applications in the MONO framework."

    ----------
    mobile search

    1. Re:An announcement from Fedora by dingletec · · Score: 1

      That's not even funny...

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    2. Re:An announcement from Fedora by mechsoph · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you don't mind breaking EVERYTHING, you could accomplish the about same by just chmod'ing sh to 700. Oh, and disable root logins on SSH. That'll give 'em a challenge to break.

    3. Re:An announcement from Fedora by pongo000 · · Score: 1

      Ha...for a moment there I thought you were actually serious, that we would all be forced to bow before the GNOME gods...now I realize you must be joking.

      Right?

    4. Re:An announcement from Fedora by aronparsons23 · · Score: 0

      Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah.. Shawn Sloan is teh nigga jigga l337 dawg y0!

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  46. I thought... by Boap · · Score: 1

    I remember a few years ago that Microsoft had anounced that Win 2003/XP was the last time the server and desktop products were going to be two distinct products and now we learn that this is not the case where there is going to be a Vista Desktop and a Longhorn Server.

  47. tsk.. tsk.. /. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    So this morning everyone enjoyed bashing M$ for their yet again voulnerable software. Even thought 'the virus' was just a script which, as in every shell, could do some damage.

    Now M$ reacts in the most secure way and takes more time to make sure it's really idiot proof, and investigate how to make it actually safe the /.-crowd is bashing some more as M$ would be incompetent and slacking.

    I don't like M$ either, but it's a bit disturbing that an otherwise rather intelligent crowd just goes into uncontrollable bashing mode on the mere mention of Microsoft, like a poodle on a bitch in heat. Basically, the bashers right now are opposing those bashing this morning.

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    1. Re:tsk.. tsk.. /. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem here is that NT has lacked a decent shell with scripting capabilities since the very beginning. The joke is that *nix has had them for decades, but in the 21st century, MS still can't do it.

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    2. Re:tsk.. tsk.. /. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      and takes more time to make sure it's really idiot proof, and investigate how to make it actually safe the /.-crowd is bashing some more

            That's because the /. crowd knows that it won't be idiot proof, and it won't actually be safe. Call us cynical if you want, but would you care to bet money on it? :)

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  48. 10 great windows vista features by gullevek · · Score: 4, Funny

    walked around the park.
    One was WinFS and fell into a hole.

    9 little windows Vista features walked around the park. The new shell slipped and fell into the pool and drowned.

    8 little windows vista features walked around the park. DRM bully came and whacked them all dead.

    No new Windows Vista features were left alive, so Microsoft put some new colors in and everybody bought it.

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    1. Re:10 great windows vista features by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      8 little windows vista features walked around the park. DRM bully came and whacked them all dead.

      No new Windows Vista features were left alive, so Microsoft put some new colors in and everybody bought it.


      And then, out of the memory hole came the good IE fairy, and she said "Look, script kiddies, IE cookies and script holes for everyone!"

      And everyone was happy, until their computers crashed the very next day.

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  49. Same for IE? by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
    If they're leaving out everything exploitable, how can they ship it with IE?

    Or, is this their way of telegraphing that we should consider IE no longer exploitable, because they haven't pulled it?

    Probably somebody was making fun of them for putting in a command line just to catch up with the Unixy crowd.

    1. Re:Same for IE? by vrioux · · Score: 1

      Wow! Just wow! I mean, how much CRAP can you read on slashdot, daily!

      The dumbass editor that accepted this submission should be banned. Oh and parent's poster too.

  50. ... super by Moustache+N+Tits · · Score: 1

    ... I have to use Windows XP because of my job. I'd love to go *nix, but out business plan (being a MS software developer) wouldn't exactly fly. So I HAVE to use it (violen playing here). The ONLY good thing about Longhorn I've seen so far was the Monad shell (tested it out a little last year when the beta was first released). I also have to use Visual Studio. These two things are the only programs that MS seems to do right (ok, I don't really think that, but I figured I should put SOME anti-MS stuff in here, it *is /. after all). Why... why MS, why!?!? Is it impossible to FIX the software (begin wise-a$$ jokes here).

  51. Because of virus threat? by alienfluid · · Score: 1

    Once again, another angry, MS-hating, troll-liking Slashdot poster makes up his/her own story - that MONAD will not be included in Vista because of virus threat mentioned on Slashdot. Nothing could be further from the truth. On RTFA, nowhere does it mention the so-called "reason" for not including it in Vista - the simple fact of the matter is - it's not ready yet! Say what you have to say, the poster just wants a kick out of baseless, worthless and utterly mindless comments.

    1. Re:Because of virus threat? by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 1

      What did you expect? This is Slashdot: 90% clueless sheep thinking they're rebels.

    2. Re:Because of virus threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On RTFA, nowhere does it mention the so-called "reason" for not including it in Vista - the simple fact of the matter is - it's not ready yet!

      While you, on the other hand, see nothing at
      all wrong
      with a multi-zillion dollar software
      company which can't get a simple 1980's command line
      ready in - what's it been now - 5, 6 years?

    3. Re:Because of virus threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps you should read the specs on MONAD. it's pretty different from your run-of-the-mill command line shells. maybe you didn't do your homework. and just so you know, it hasn't been 5-6 years since MONAD has been under development - check your books.

      also, if MS wants to get things right this time and is taking its time - there's nothing wrong with it. if you don't want their products, well and good - but at least stop attacking it for wanting better products.

  52. No, really! by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    You know, that's pretty much what they are releasing at this point. I'm mean, seriously, what 'features' are left???? At this point Vista seems to be nothing but a giant security/bug fix upgrade from XP!

    That's what I've been thinking - and other than Avalon their touted graphics engine, I can't think of a damned thing. Nothing. Does anyone know, what's actually in it?

    1. Re:No, really! by sheppos · · Score: 1

      Almost nothing from what I've seen. Granted I've only spent a few hours with this release, but I've already decided not to bother until at least the next beta, or maybe the first RC.

    2. Re:No, really! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Transactional NTFS is still slated for inclusion in Windows Vista.

    3. Re:No, really! by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Transactional NTFS is still slated for inclusion in Windows Vista.

      Oh don't worry, there is still plenty of time for Microsoft to remove this in time for the release of XPSP3^H^H^H^H^HVista.

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  53. Is Longhorn going to be Service Pack 3 for XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what will we be getting now?
    Many of the jaw dropping features of Windows Vista have been removed. Many of the features now left Microsoft has stated they will back into Windows XP. So is long horn simply going to be Windows XP Service Pack3 ?

    So much for the revolution being promised. Longhorn looks like its shapping up to be what Windows 98 was to Windows 95, only taking double the amount of time.

    On the other hand, Microsoft's not stupid. They don't waste years, so I wounder how much under the hood has changed and exactly how much will be back ported to Windows XP.

  54. I'm very excited about Windows Vista by TsukasaZero · · Score: 0

    I mean, I love all the new feature changes from Windows XP.

  55. next slashdot headline? by eight+and+a+quarter · · Score: 1

    INTERNET EXPLORER 7 REMOVED DUE TO BUGS.



    would be a beautiful day wouldn't it?

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  56. Another one... by jpardey · · Score: 1

    A server operating system for servers? Surely you jest.
    An editor who fufills the job of an editor? Surely you jest.

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  57. My submission title by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    My submission was titled "Vista has no Monads", but I guess that must have been too racy.

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  58. If only it was VMS... by mechsoph · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Considering that NT is, theoretically the successor to VMS, it sure is lame.

    Where's our versioning file system? Where's our ironclad clustering? (Someone who's a real VMS geek can probably offer more examples)

    Micrsoft hires Dave Cutler, who wrote VMS, and a bunch of the DEC engineers, has them write a brand spankin' new OS to Rule Them All, and they try to sell some retarded crapheap that doesn't have some of the best features of the '80's.

    Of course, the perfectly sensible reason they're selling a crapheap is that performance mattered more than a secure microkernel architecture (which NT, at one point, supposedly was), and backwards compatability with win32 is the only thing keeping people running to back to MS like a crackhead to his dealer.

    Give me my good 'ol 70's Unix. The '80's died, and the 90's just won't.

    1. Re:If only it was VMS... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Someone who's a real VMS geek can probably offer more examples

      I've been away from VMS too long to call myself a real geek, but what I miss most when I'm using other OSs is the consistency.
      Commands mean what you think and work the way you expect. The Procedure Calling Standard makes coding in different languages a breeze. The versioning file system saved my arse more than once too...
      And of course, there was always EDT..

      Trouble is, most of that sort of stuff is the result of solid design, and can't just be ported over. Adding a clever command shell to Windows is a good step, and from what I've seen, Monad has potential to be a very clever CLI, but it's resting on a system which was never designed to be as solid as VMS.

      I've heard Longhorn/Vista described as the result of a collision between VMS and OSX Tiger, and while there's an element of truth there, I'd say the bits that survived the impact aren't the ones which make VMS so rock solid.

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    2. Re:If only it was VMS... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Some of us OS X users enjoy our cutting-edge 1990 technology.

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    3. Re:If only it was VMS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Micrsoft hires Dave Cutler, who wrote VMS, and a bunch of the DEC engineers, has them write a brand spankin' new OS to Rule Them All, and they try to sell some retarded crapheap that doesn't have some of the best features of the '80's.

      I'd say the ex-VMS people did their jobs just fine. IMO, there's nothing wrong with the NT kernel or its API (other than CamelCase and the combination of too many function parameters and C's lack of default parameter values, which are minor problems).

      It's just that everything else that went into NT was pretty much crap: the GUI API dragged almost unchanged from the 16-bit DOS days, default security settings from the same era, failed ideas like the registry, countless buggy "services" that leaked memory like sieves and were open doors to Internet worms, etc.

      It reminds me of the AMC Gremlin I briefly owned when I was in high school. This one had the old Nash Rambler inline-6 engine. My dad and a few of my friends' dads told me basically: "Now that's a damned fine engine you've got there; they don't build 'em like that anymore. I'm sorry about your car, though." When so much of the car had finally fallen off that even I, a teenaged punk, thought it was a menace to public safety, I dropped it off at the junkyard. I left the poor engine there purring like a kitten, as good as new.

    4. Re:If only it was VMS... by kevinwal · · Score: 0

      There was a pretty big difference between target hardware platforms, to be fair.

    5. Re:If only it was VMS... by BlizzyMadden · · Score: 1

      File versioning, man that is so funny because I was just thinking the other day how great a feature that would be for OSes to have.

    6. Re:If only it was VMS... by master_p · · Score: 1

      For those who don't know it and did not understand about "versioning file system", let me inform you that under VMS, files could have the same names and the operating system automatically assigned version numbers to them. It was a tremendously valuable functionality, and I am surprised I haven't seen it anywhere else.

    7. Re:If only it was VMS... by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Well I don't know about VMS.... But I have worked on VME (Virtual Machine Environment). This is the operating system used on mainframes produced by Fujitsu who acquired both the machines and the O/S from ICL (International Computers Limited). And boy does VME have file versioning.

      Quite frankly VMEs file generations system makes working with any *NIX/Windows/Linux/*BSD file system feel like stepping back into the dark ages.

      Under VME when you edit a file and save the edit your filesystem will now contain two versions of the file which have the same name but different generation numbers (by default the saved file gets a +1 generation number). So after our first edit on file FRED we have files FRED(1) and FRED(2). This can go on for as long as you feel like it and there are obviously tools for deleting old generations etc. (optionally keeping "n" generations) And don't worry there's no need for the version number range to be contiguous.

      Of course by default when a process calls OPEN_FILE(FRED) they get to open the version of the file with the current highest generation number. However if you wished you could call OPEN_FILE(FRED(12)) to open generation 12.

      Needless to say the equivalent of directories (Libraries in VME) also have version numbers too.

      And don't even get me started on VMEs permissions system and the hardware implemented Access Control Registers (ACRs) for controlling privileges of code. To say it makes all the x86 architecture based O/Ss approach to security look positively primeval is an understatement.

      Even though I mostly have to work on Winderz based stuff these days I still say "VME - King of Operating Systems" :)

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  59. Netcraft confirms... by Touisteur · · Score: 0

    Is it a way to announce that we're allowed to say :

    WINDOWS IS DYING!!!11ahundredandeleven!
    (or may be I can wait the Vista release when Netcraft will confirm it...)

  60. That's really funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, wish I had mod points right now!

  61. OFFTOPIC by ajaxlex · · Score: 1

    Why has Slashdot been annoying me so much the last week or so? I used to really enjoy it, but the hordes of witless MS bashers bring the collective value of the forum WAY down. Or, are poor artices being greenlit? I can't put my finger on it. The forum is feeling shoddy and slummy. Guess I'll go hang with the intellectuals at FARK.

  62. Over Reaction by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    and now they have cut the promised wonder-shell from the consumer version too?

    I not so sure a consumer version really needs a command line utility anyway. But what surprises me is that this is much of an issue. In the right (or wrong or nube) hands, bash is dangerous too. Big deal. Monad should have been left in, although it really needs a name that doesn't sound like an alien sex organ.

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    1. Re:Over Reaction by orangepeel · · Score: 1

      Sources say that Monad will be replaced with a new command line tool, called Windows "Mesticles."

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    2. Re:Over Reaction by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      I not so sure a consumer version really needs a command line utility anyway.

      Sorry, perhaps I should have said "desktop" version instead. Sure, the average home user probably doesn't even know that CMD.EXE exists, but that version of Windows also becomes the corporate desktop OS. I was actually looking forward to having a half-decent shell scripting environment on Windows because it does have a lot of administrative uses. Far more functionality in login scripts primarily, but also for command line file management, which should make the admin of networked Windows desktops much easier.

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    3. Re:Over Reaction by argent · · Score: 1

      I not so sure a consumer version really needs a command line utility anyway.

      Microsoft's consumer OS ships with... COMMAND.COM.

      Apple's consumer OS ships with... Applescript, bash, tcsh, Perl, PHP, and Automator. At least.

    4. Re:Over Reaction by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      Yes, and as I said, I don't think most consumers who have WinXP use or need it.

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    5. Re:Over Reaction by argent · · Score: 1

      I don't think most consumers who have WinXP use or need it.

      Well, they certainly don't need Windows XP, and shouldn't use it. They'd be more than adequately served by a PS/2.

    6. Re:Over Reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus. Go away.

    7. Re:Over Reaction by dylan_- · · Score: 1
      Microsoft's consumer OS ships with... COMMAND.COM.
      Minor correction: command.com is actually the DOS emulator. cmd.exe is the command line now. I suppose to be fair to Microsoft I should really mention something about the Windows Scripting Host...but then, I can't think of any reason why I should be fair to Microsoft...
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  63. The last thing Microsoft can afford to do.. by delire · · Score: 1


    ...is build a great OS given the vast number of micro-markets that exist purely as a result of it's shortcomings. The bulk of system adminstrators would far rather Windows remain in constant need of nursing, for instance, just to keep their jobs. Put simplistically, the harder Windows is to administer, the better.

    Focussing on the internal qualities of the product itself obscures a wider business sensibility intrinsic to market monopoly through downstream dependence from symptomatic service industries.

    Windows is not dissimilar to heroin, a carefully engineered sickness that presents itself as the only cure.

    1. Re:The last thing Microsoft can afford to do.. by zogger · · Score: 1

      Nice! prosely prophetic

  64. Slashdot proves its idiocy once again by cooldev · · Score: 1

    But CNet joins the party too.

    I'm embarrassed for the industry. I mean, come on. The facts:

    - Monad has scripting functionality. OMG, scripts can do bad things! What do you expect, AI that detects if a script has malicious intent?

    - Monad has been out of Vista for a long time. Long before the stupid "virus" FUD started.

  65. I get it! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    It's a superb marketing ploy by Microsoft:

    1: Say what do you see when you look through your Windows?
    2: A Vista?
    1: Exactly. But what if your Windows lacked all the substance?
    2: Wow, I could see right through them?
    1: Right, and what would you get if your graphical engine could draw see through windows?
    2: WOW! A translucent windows theme!!! *ASSPLODE!!*

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  66. This is better for everyone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the rate they're stripping stuff out of Longhorn by the time they actually ship it I'll be able to run it on my PII-266.

    Sorry Michael Dell, I get to put off buying that new machine. Again.

  67. That's why they're not doing it. by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    A lot of times, slashdot posters are incorrect. And editors often don't even read the links they push to the front page, to be read by millions of people.

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    1. Re:That's why they're not doing it. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Well... under a million registered users I believe. I haven't seen anybody with a 7 digit UID yet.

      That said, let me tell you... I can't wait for the day. Gurls dig low UID's, and, well, as you can see, they'll be all about me by about the time user number 1,000,000 comes around.

      Slashdot pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary, so I'm chasing gurls like Tom chases Jerry!

    2. Re:That's why they're not doing it. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      "so I'm chasing gurls like Tom chases Jerry"
      i.e. poorly

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  68. Please read the article people! by An1mus · · Score: 0

    If you read the article, or had been following this at all, you would know that Monad wasn't being included in Vista anyway. More importantly, both Windows Vista and Longhorn are STILL IN BETA!

    So, people are complaining that Microsoft are removing a product from vista (not true - they removed it some time ago so that they could get it right) because of virus threats (not true - read the article - they're just malicious scripts, which have been around for years on Unix/Linux and will always be there on any OS with an advanced shell) and finally they're being criticised for having a beta product that isn't complete yet (ridiculous!)

    Having a misleading article much like this Slashdot one is precisely what is wrong with todays technology world - people take facts and glue them together in their own (misleadingly incorrect) way. Get over old prejudices and grow up!

    Wheee.... watch me get modded down

  69. Serveral servers? by Epsillon · · Score: 1

    In what the world has proclaimed to be one of the most tautological summaries ever, Slashdot today confirmed that server operating systems are intended to run on servers with codenames that contain the word "server".

    I feel I have just bitten on a rather large hook. Even the editors are trolls these days :-)

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  70. Read First, Then Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's obvious from Stephen Toulouse's blog and from anyone who has followed the development of Monad that the poster has totally misrepresented what is going on. MSFT is not anyone's friend, but Slashdot needs to monitor this stuff more carefully. Where were the flamers when Sun tried to trademark the word "enterprise" a few years back? A great silence.

  71. Great! by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    So if I make a demonstration virus with a .BAT file, can I get Microsoft to leave the MS-DOS shell out too?

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  72. Huh? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Why not just use cygwin?

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    1. Re:Huh? by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Why not just use Unix?

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    2. Re:Huh? by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Because it comes with a lot of unneccessary baggage when all you want to do is write login/admin scripts that are beyond CMD.EXE and detest WSH.EXE with a passion. Or just do some file management tasks, which I generally can do far quicker from a command line than any GUI tool I've found so far, but again find CMD.EXE retarded. I would use Cygwin, but since I have SSH and Reflection/X on my own Windows boxes I find it much easier to run *NIX applications on a *NIX box.

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  73. Uh, Guys... by sjvn · · Score: 1

    We've known for over a month that Monad wasn't going to make it in Longhorn, aka Vista.

    http://www.microsoft-watch.com/article2/0,1995,182 6007,00.asp?kc=MWRSS02129TX1K0000535

    The real reason is that MS hasn't been able to get it to work well enough to put in there.

    The fact that it's insecure is well... since when has Microsoft products ever been secure?? Like releasing insecure program has ever been a problem for them? in the past? I think not!

    It's too bad in a way. If they had gotten to work, if it could be secure, well, I rather liked the ideas behind it. It certainly would have more useful than WinFS or a fancy-dancy new interface.

    http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1826153,00.as p

    Steven

  74. Monad, built my MSFT's Linux team by shodson · · Score: 1

    I saw a demo of Monad in March up in Redmond, given by their chief in-house Linux guy, an ex-IBM guy and founder of eToys.com (R.I.P.), Bill Hilf. It would be ironic if this shell was so insecure, having come from guys that are so experienced with *nix-like security.

    As for functionality, the shell looked really cool. It had a lot of *nix-like features on steroids, and integrated nicely with the .NET programming framework. It'd be nice if they can get the security bugs/features worked out and deliver it to the 95% of us that actually use Windows for day-to-day productivity.

  75. Why buy leghorn? by smartin · · Score: 1

    As far as i can see they've removed almost anything that could be called a new feature. All that will be left is new drm capabilities that benefit M$ and the RIAA. They should give the thing away for free.

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    1. Re:Why buy leghorn? by revscat · · Score: 1
      I second this. From what (admittedly little) I have read about Vista, the only thing that piqued my interest was Monad: the idea of being able to pipe objects between commands actually sounds like a natural evolution to shells. It sounds kinda cool.

      Now, with even Monad being taken out for whatever reasons I don't see anything whatsoever that is interesting about Vista. Apart from a new look and feel -- which I don't think is enough to interest people -- am I missing something significant in Vista?

  76. To Be or Not to Be by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    Hmm.. I guess I got all excited about Longhorn a couple of yrs ago over nothing.

    Its a bit disappointing that they will not be including a lot of the proposed features. But maybe they are trying a new approach. Its better to not release a product at all, rather than release a half assed product that will need updates every month.

    The strength of the MS OS is in its Desktop users, not its Server users. They shouldn't forget that. Having advanced features on something as useful as a shell interface available only for its server release is pretty much saying that these users are dumb. The new OS might please the avg Joe with its fancy interface, but I think I'll stick with XP.

    Sorry Bill, but you lost my new $$'s

  77. Poster COMPLETELY Wrong. by Osty · · Score: 1

    Not only did the poster say that Monad was removed from Vista because of the "virus" threat (which, as you pointed out, Monad was not going to ship with Vista anyway), the other link that says "it will be included on a major server operating system for servers" (which doesn't make sense in the first place) actually says Monad will ship with Exchange 12. Exchange is not an operating system (duh).

    I was disappointed when it was first announced that Monad wouldn't ship in Vista, but I'm still holding out hope that it'll be a freely-available download when it does ship With Exchange. Also, Monad is currently not targetted directly to Vista. It runs on XP, 2k3, and 2000, and might even run on 98 (can't verify that one). The important thing is that you shouldn't need to buy a new OS to get a good shell.

    1. Re:Poster COMPLETELY Wrong. by datadriven · · Score: 1

      The important thing is that you shouldn't need to buy a new OS to get a good shell.

      Yeah, imagine if there was a free operating system with a really good shell... oh wait.

    2. Re:Poster COMPLETELY Wrong. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Wow, imagine that. A language which runs on multiple operating systems er I mean multiple versions of the same operating system. How brilliant is that!

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  78. BOGUS STORY SUBMISSION by bonch · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here, read the linked article yourself. The submission says the reason for Monad's removal is the previous Slashdot story about the proof-of-concept "virus." But the article has no mention of that and merely points out that Monad won't be in Vista, which we knew months ago. The submitter made the connection up:


    A virus for Windows Vista? Wrong.

    Hi everyone, Stephen Toulouse here. There's been some commentary the past couple of days regarding a potential Windows Vista virus and we wanted to weigh in with some details. First of all, in examining the details of the reports, there is no Windows Vista virus described in them. Instead, the reports are regarding potential proof of concept viruses in the form of malicious scripts that are developed to affect a new interactive shell codenamed "Monad", which is currently in early phase of beta testing.

    Now to be clear, these reports pose no risk for Microsoft customers. The viruses do not attempt to exploit a software vulnerability and do not encompass a new method of attack. Furthermore, "Monad" is not widely available for general use. It's a beta, and we do not recommend or support the use of beta software in a production environment. Microsoft continues to analyze the feedback from testers as Monad continues to be developed.

    But most important, "Monad" is not included in the beta release of Windows Vista or in Windows Server 2003 R2.

    Monad will not be included in the final version of Windows Vista and there is no relation between Monad and Windows Vista Beta 1. Monad is being considered for the Windows Operating System platform for the next three to five years. So these potential viruses do not affect Windows Vista or any other version of Windows if "Monad" has not been installed on the system.

    It's hard to predict what type of malicious software criminals might develop to attack future versions of operating systems. But rest assured we're on the case! The MSRC will be here to investigate and provide the guidance to help protect customers no matter what attacks may impact customers.
  79. Wow is the headline WRONG! by bjk4 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I can't believe the slashdot editors let this submission go through. To quote the author:
    "First of all, in examining the details of the reports, there is no Windows Vista virus described in them."
    "The viruses do not attempt to exploit a software vulnerability and do not encompass a new method of attack."

    "...there is no relation between Monad and Windows Vista Beta 1."
    The author is pretty clear that the reported virii had ZERO effect on the choice to include monad or not.

    Yet somehow the submitter was able to conclude "...because of the possible virus threat that targets Monad the shell will not be included in Windows Vista.". Will wonders ever cease to exist!
    1. Re:Wow is the headline WRONG! by JChung2006 · · Score: 0

      /. is not a responsible news organization. It should not be considered as such. It is more like the National Enquirer, only for Linux-flavored geeks.

    2. Re:Wow is the headline WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't believe it? But your account ID is under one thousand... oh man, this must be another dimension.

      Dorothy? Fuck where is that road...

    3. Re:Wow is the headline WRONG! by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      I can't believe the slashdot editors let this submission go through.

      You must be new here.

      (yes, I know you are a three-digit but work with me...it's funny!)

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    4. Re:Wow is the headline WRONG! by jeffChuck · · Score: 0

      Will wonders ever cease to exist!

      No they will never cease?

    5. Re:Wow is the headline WRONG! by bjk4 · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      Well put.

  80. Why pay for windows with a "shell"? by TheCeltic · · Score: 1

    Install cygwin instead! www.cygwin.com or, better yet.. USE a UNIX flavor!

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    1. Re:Why pay for windows with a "shell"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. Cygwin is entirely customizable to use tools that I otherwise would need to reboot to use. You can easily get X, which is not free otherwise. You can also run nmap

      Besides that, you get the obvious benefits: simple testbed for your perl scripts, with all the power of bash. On top of that, what's an easier way for you ssh into other systems, use scp, do some gcc compiling for your university courses?

      Best of all, there's no reformatting, no need to upgrade to Vista Server edition, which is unknown to us now, or to even install a flavor of linux after dreaded spring cleaning/repartitioning tasks? I almost stopped using DOS after I got comfy with the cygwin shell.

  81. now only if... by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    microsoft would remove the rest of the operating system they might have a secure product to sell :P

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  82. Good news indeed by Gollum2001 · · Score: 1

    Of all the features of Vista this was the only one I didn't like, a powerful script system easy to program and with access to all the system, 'ideal for sysadmins'. It's like putting a big sign that says 'hack meeee!!! hack me hard!!!'. Let's face it, Microsoft it's not good at all when it comes to security. If all that hard work in Monad could have been spent in making a CSS compliant IE... what a shame. Promise a revolution, then deliver XP service pack 3.

    P.D: I only ask one thing to Microsoft, please make Monad easy to disable if in the future it's included in a service pack. And don't use it for critical things like updates or whatever...

    Btw, for the next windows use the codename 'Empty Shell' to be closer to the truth.

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  83. MOD PARENT UP by Uber+Banker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article was factually incorrect, even though it linked to correct articles, cited in the parent post. This 'story' seems no more than a waste of everyone's time, yet the submitter that pointed this out is (presently) modded down to -1.

    Read up: MS isn't 100% bad. They have some good stuff and good policies sometimes. Don't complain about them point blank to improve your ego, you'll be the kid that called wolf too many times.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by killjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Read up: MS isn't 100% bad. They have some good stuff and good policies sometimes. Don't complain about them point blank to improve your ego, you'll be the kid that called wolf too many times."

      Mmm. Interesting philosophy. I wonder if I can apply to other things... Let me try.

      Jeffrey Dahmer isn't 100% bad. He does have some good qualities and does good things sometimes. Don't complain about him point blank to imrove yoru ego, you'll be the kid that called wolf too many times.

      Hey that works pretty good.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by theendlessnow · · Score: 2, Funny
      Read up: MS isn't 100% bad. They have some good stuff and good policies sometimes. Don't complain about them point blank to improve your ego, you'll be the kid that called wolf too many times.

      I'm glad somebody brought this up. Truth is, not even Microsoft can achieve 100% bad, I believe they only claim to be five 9's bad... which is pretty good when it comes to being bad.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Chineseyes · · Score: 0

      Jeffrey Dahmer isn't 100% bad he is 100% dead! Why do people think the guy is still alive?

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      --A wise old fart named SC0RN
    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Read up: MS isn't 100% bad.

      Yes they are...They're worse than bad. They're so low, they have to look up to see down :-) Ok, I admit, they still have the best calculator in town. Does anybody know how high it can count? I think it's kinda funny that, with all the delays in its release and thinking we could forget about it until then so that we could focus on getting the public to check out Linux, and make the necessary improvements(which I'm sure is being done), Slashdot is dutifully keeping it on the front page almost every day for the last year and a half(or more?). Would this be what you'd call "hype"? or merely advertising? It's not a complaint. REALLY! Just a thing, that's all.

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      What?
    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      Ok, I admit, they still have the best calculator in town.

      Thought you were talking about Excel. A top quality spreadsheet, with no peer near comparison, 90% good, infact.

    6. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent you refer to was never modded down (as of this post). The guy is a troll who has been around Slashdot forever, and his normal starting point is -1. You n00bs would do us all a service to learn how comments and moderation work (it's in the FAQ) before posting nonsense about nonexistent moderation. BTW, you appear to be just another Microsoft apologist, so it's no wonder that you have sympathy for Bonch.

    7. Re:MOD PARENT UP by killjoe · · Score: 1

      OK then, subsitute osama bin laden or saddam hussein.

      --
      evil is as evil does
  84. Misleading story by timothy_m_smith · · Score: 1

    Monad has been rumored to be out of Vista for quite a while:

    http://www.microsoft-watch.com/article2/0,1995,182 6007,00.asp?kc=MWRSS02129TX1K0000535

    If you read the text of the story from the MS guy, he never implies that it was removed b/c of security breaches. Oh wait, forgot about the /. filter.

  85. illogical by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    its seems crazy to me to remove the security hole from one, yet include it on the server where the maximum disruption is likely to be caused.

    --
    Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
  86. Windows Vista = Windows XP SE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me get this straight:

    They took out:

    File versioning
    WinFS (my guess is they used GPL code from ReiserFS or XFS and afraid they'll get caught violating the GPL)
    Monad (aka bash + DOS + VBScript, but mainly bash)
    MSIE 7

    What's left? A nice new pretty skin? A sidebar, which has already been cloned by a GPL project for a couple of years now? One or two new drivers? A Firefox and Opera clone?

    Thanks. I'll stick with SuSE Linux which has been moving forward by leaps and bounds, plus I don't have to deal with Microsoft's idiotic EULA (think you can void my right to resell the license if I decide not to run Windows any more? Fuck you. Force me to activate but don't let me de-activate for reinstall or transfer of license? Fuck you, Billy-boy!).

    Microsoft can keep Windows Vista, er, I mean Windows XP SE.

  87. Viruses Replicate by phauxfinnish · · Score: 1

    No software hole is exploited; the viruses are no more dangerous than any arbitrary piece of code running on your system.
    Since when do viruses need to exploit software holes or gain elevated privileges? Remeber the old COM and EXE infectors? All that was required - all that is required - for them to be 'viruses' is to replicate. Some do so in a destructive fashion; the better ones leave the host file completely functional. They only thing they exploit is the design of the executable file format. Viruses aren't even required to be 'harmful', beyond the harm of unauthorized code executing and replicating on your systems.

    ...the so-called "viruses" are nothing more than malicious scripts.
    COM and EXE infectors are nothing more than malicious executable files.

    They're the same as any other executable file.
    Exactly!

    How about this one:
    I am a .sig virus. Copy me to your .sig file to help me spread!

    1. Re:Viruses Replicate by xiphoris · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I agree with you.

      Viruses originally meant just malicious programs that would replicate themselves. However, viruses that just did that are not very productive (from the sense of a virus writer). I suppose in my usage of the word virus I actually meant "virus that exploits a software vulnerability to propagate itself".

      After all, viruses that don't can only make victims those who give the viruses privilege to their computer.

    2. Re:Viruses Replicate by phauxfinnish · · Score: 1

      After all, viruses that don't [exploit software vulnerablities] can only make victims those who give the viruses privilege to their computer.
      While many of the 'brand-name' viruses use such exploits to replicate themselves, the vast majority of viruses still depend on some sort of user interaction to infect systems; like vampires, they must be invited in.

      For the most part, when one talks of a "virus that exploits a software vulnerability to propagate itself", they usually are discussing a worm. The difference between worm and virus is narrow but distinct - a virus infects other files, usually of an executable format, in order to spread while a worm is self-contained. Worms may corrupt or modify files, but they generally do not duplicate themselves into these files.

      To bring this back to the topic at hand, while the Mondad scripts are not worms, they are examples of viral code. Is it a big deal? No, as has been pointed out any scripting engine worth its weight would allow such viral scripts. Is it dangerous? Hell yeah, it would be trivial to add a payload to the proof of concepts to automatically format a hard disk on a specific day or after a certain number of generations.

      This is just another vector by which uninformed users can be attacked. Unfortunatly, Microsoft has a history of incorporating their scripting engines into their products. Viral Monad scripts will become a major issue when Outlook will run scripts embedded in emails. No one thought that a macro programming lanuage in a word processor could cause any problems. They were just happy to learn that someone loved them.

    3. Re:Viruses Replicate by Macka · · Score: 1


      Is it dangerous? Hell yeah, it would be trivial to add a payload to the proof of concepts to automatically format a hard disk on a specific day or after a certain number of generations.

      You've just said that viruses need user interaction to propagate, so any monad script a user executes should do so in a user application with user level privs. Thus any other scripts it infects could only be files the user currently owns or has write access to.

      In order to add a payload that would be capable of formatting a hard disk the script would have to exploit a software vulnerability to gain elevated privs. That contradicts what you said in your previous post.

      Caveat: I'm assuming the user actually does the proper thing and runs without admin rights for their day to day business.

  88. I Think This Piece Needs To Be Labeled a Dupe by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    It's been common knowledge for some time now that Monad would NOT be included in Vista, but either in a later version or in Exchange Server or some other Microsoft server product.

    All this article says is that some bozo at Microsoft has said the same thing vis-a-vis the virus concepts being reported in some hacker zines (see related /. story lower down.) In other words, Microsoft spin time is back in town...

    This article should be treated as nothing more than an "update" of the Monad virus article - and not much of an update at that given it's old news.

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  89. MOD PARENT UP!! by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 0

    Why the hell has the parent been modded down to -1? That's absurd. Should be at least 3.

    --
    -- "I never gave these stories much credence." - HAL 9000
    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bonch is a known troll and Microsoft apologist. He posts at -1 (again) normally - it's not moderation. His karma comes and goes, and goes, and goes. Click on the post # to see the moderations before making a fool of yourself. There are no negative mods (so far).

  90. If you can't fix it... by varebel · · Score: 1

    That's right. If you can't fix it, NIX IT!

  91. Bash (get it?) by ThePatrioticFuck · · Score: 1

    Hey now, don't let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good MS bashing on Slashdot.

  92. Wow! What's Left? by JRock911 · · Score: 1

    If they keep removing things from the OS, they'll be sending out blank CDs in a box... and thats only if the box cant be copied.

  93. Re:Oh hush up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish you and your rational-thinking ilk would get the hell off slashdot. You're ruining all our M$ bashing and hot-buttoned emotionalism!

    I think I speak for the majority of slashdot when I say we are here to be told what to think, not to think for ourselves.

  94. And now for something completely different by Sir_Real · · Score: 1

    Since the entirety of the linked articles have been egregiously misrepresented by the summary text, I would like to add a few more claims.

    Monad has already cured cancer, you need only purchase Windows Vista to innoculate yourself.

    Monad is an anagram for NadMo, which is Bill Gates' name for his Johnson.

    Monad is also an anagram for "O, Damn!" which is funnier in Old English than Japanese.

    The terrifying virus that terrified Microsoft into pulling Monad was written by a Linux sleeper cell with a creamy terrorist nucleus. This terrorist cell is headed by none other than Osama Bin Linus. This terrorist attack has also led to the current teenage urban dance craze known as "Pulling the Monad."

    Monad would rate this post as +5 "More accurate than the summary."

  95. Windows Vista by xmlblog · · Score: 1

    a.k.a. Microsoft Plus! Pack 2006

  96. VANQUISHED! by msjacoby · · Score: 1

    If they are going to remove every element of Vista that contains massive, gaping, security holes, then I guess we can look forward to a $200 minsweeper boot disk.

    1. Re:VANQUISHED! by msjacoby · · Score: 1

      With transparency.

  97. A major server operating system for servers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as opposed to, say, a major server operating system for toasters.

  98. In later News by zenst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was found that a user thru a careful combination could induce the keyboard to cause the operating system to react in unpredictable ways.

              Latest reports are that all keyboard devices will be prevented from attaching to the new Microsoft operating system for users.

      Server systems which have no need for such a device will still be able to use it, possibly in ways so that easier crafting of shell macro's as long as there not called virus.bat :).

  99. k3\/\/1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Servers make way better zombies than home PCs.
    Thank you very much, willy.
        \/\/3 1u\/ j00!!!

  100. Re:Viscious Pud Pounding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so they pulled gonad some time back. Point made. Other than enhanced DRM, what was the reason to upgrade again?

  101. Vista? by daviq · · Score: 0

    And I thought they were being sued for the name Vista? Why not make up another cheesy name, spend the time doing so and then include the Monad Shell.

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    Go to the w3.org and put Slashdot.org through the validator.
  102. It's even better than that! by mcc · · Score: 1

    It isn't even named "My Computer" anymore! So the version number will read as different on the properties for... "Computer".

    And people claim Microsoft doesn't offer incentives to upgrade. Pfft.

  103. Hard to believe by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    MS finally does what everyone complains that they don't do, not ship softare until they have covered all security aspects, andwhat do we get? Slashdotters making fun and pointing fingers. I am not an MS fan, but I am also not two faced.

    1. Re:Hard to believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no no... what we find funny here is that the shell is assumed to be insecure so they decide that it'll only go in the server windows where of course security is not a problem right?

    2. Re:Hard to believe by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should go back and read the update that slashdot posted on their own article submission. In case you cannot find it, I will post it here again for you. You are far to quick to point a finger and shake a fist. Don't do it unless you are willing to the same treatment applied to yuorself.

      "Update: 08/06 04:45 GMT by Z : As Mr. Toulouse states here, the submission here adds one and one and gets three. Monad hasn't been in Vista for about two months. The CNet article is clarifying a previous report stating that Monad could potentially be the first source of viruses in an OS which incorporated it. The interesting news about Monad in the server edition was obscured by the factually incorrect submission, which at first blush seemed to make sense. Mea Culpa"

  104. I've got an idea by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    If someone writes a virus causing harm to the infamous BSOD (Blue Screen of Death), will microsoft pull it out?

    Looks like Microsoft is giving into the terrorists!

  105. score by ender-iii · · Score: 1

    windows 0
    every other os 1

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    ender-iii
  106. Leibniz Predicted This by Potor · · Score: 2, Funny
    According to Leibniz, Monads have no windows.

    But now Windows seems less and less likely to have Monad.

    What was MS thinking? Windows and monads just don't mix.

    1. Re:Leibniz Predicted This by Nossie · · Score: 1

      I cant help but think of this...

      Monads have no windows - Windows has no gonads...

      oh so true *rolls his eyes*

    2. Re:Leibniz Predicted This by Jimmy+The+Leper · · Score: 1

      Wow, you sure got that one wrong!

      For Unix has no gonads.

      --
      -You're only as clean as your towel.
    3. Re:Leibniz Predicted This by Nossie · · Score: 1

      heh..

      I do hope you dont believe I was taking a stab at windows there... or anything remotely malicious...

      Just, when I thought of Microsoft Monad - I immediately thought of my childhood days "Buster Gonad" from the Viz..

                <URL:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_comic/>

      just couldn't help myself :-|

  107. uh huh by lophophore · · Score: 1
    "Codenamed Longhorn server, that edition is due out by 2007."...

    And "Cairo" will be out by 1996.

    We've heard this story before.

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    there are 3 kinds of people:
    * those who can count
    * those who can't
  108. WGF by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    If you want access to WGF, you're pretty much forced to get longhorn, because it won't be released for Windows XP. For non-gamers that probably isn't a problem though.

    1. Re:WGF by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Even for gamers, this may not be of any immediate concern. Until Windows Vista is the dominant operating system, there will be few games built directly on WGF. WGF 1.0 won't be a big deal since it's mostly just DirectX 9 with a different underlying driver model. But if Microsoft wants developers to use WGF 2.0 (aka DirectX 10), they'll likely need to create a Windows XP version, or settle on obscurity for a few years of it's life (DirectX 9.0c still supports Windows 98).

      --
      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
  109. Where's that guy... by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Where's that MS apologist who was telling me that no, really, Longhorn is going to be more than a few new wizards and a bubblier-shinier UI? Damn, if only I could remember his handle. He assured me that hey, Monad was still in.

    Heh. It's fun to be right once in a while.

    --grendel drago

    --
    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  110. Stephen Toulouse here. by Stepto · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hi,

    Thanks for all those who pointed out I never said what the submission is commenting on. I have submitted a correction to the /. submit story item and hopefully we will see an update to the story soon.

    And as for all the other Windows Vista comments in the thread: Thanks for the feedback, we'll take it under advisement. ;>

    S.

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    http://www.stepto.com

    1. Re:Stephen Toulouse here. by Utopia · · Score: 1

      You must new new here.
      To think Slashdot will correct a title that projects Microsoft -vely. Dream on.

    2. Re:Stephen Toulouse here. by Stepto · · Score: 1

      Hey, I work in security response at Microsoft.

      Obviously I'm an optimist. ;>

      S.

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    3. Re:Stephen Toulouse here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Optimistic that you can get a job at Google and sleep better for it?

  111. Internal memo by khellendros1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft PHB: So, who really cares about this feature? Power users? Bleh, they're all hackers anyhow. Not worth fixing, easier to just pull the feature. NEXT QUESTION!

    --
    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  112. Hasta la Vista , monad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No wait...

    apt-get remove monad

    Yep, that felt better

  113. Any bets on what goes out next..... by theGeekDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First WinFS, now Monad. Anyone willing to bet on what goes out next before Vista is released?

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    Dont waste you time reading stupid sigs like this.
  114. What ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If people keep finding vulnerabilities in "Vista" before it's released, then maybe we can get Microsoft to take Explorer out of the release :-P

  115. So wth is left now? by jsc19702 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok we've been seen the reverse-feature creep so MS can release this late next year. At this point there sounds like there is little difference between XP and Vista besides cosmetics. Funny thing is you know the damm DRM will make the cut. Bastards...

  116. Slashdot sensationalism overflow recently. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Slashdot has always been anti-microsoft, and in most cases zealously so, but this is just taking it too far. Many valid points are made here, but if the community wants to keep its self-respect, it makes no sense to allow blatantly inflammatory and untrue stories to come across the front page like this. I am a beta tester for Monad. it is nothing special - wmic + cmd + more scripting abilities. msh is not ready for prime time. I can't honestly believe that we're now bashing microsoft in the damned if they do damned if they don't way. They don't release it because it's not ready - the bastards can't write a program! They do release it and it's not up to snuff. Damn them! They released more faulty software!

    I understand the nature of slashdot. I used to be one of the linux zealots prowling the area. I read the front page and, very rarely, the articles. Not quite sure what made me do it this time. But letting disinformation such as this leak to the front page scares me, when useful stories from people are ignored all the time.

    1. Re:Slashdot sensationalism overflow recently. by revscat · · Score: 1

      I can't honestly believe that we're now bashing microsoft in the damned if they do damned if they don't way.

      No one would have any complaints if Microsoft could produce quality software, but for reasons that are mysterious to me they seem institutionally incapable of doing so. Microsoft is slammed because they are this multibillion dollar corporation who, despite their mountains of available cash, can't even do something as simple as get a working shell out the door. The present case is no different.

    2. Re:Slashdot sensationalism overflow recently. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 1

      I don't think microsoft is truly committed to the shell at the present time - it started as somone's pet project. And microsoft has produced some products that, in my professional experience, have about the same amount of problems as many corporate unix apps such as oracle and peoplesoft. I can fault them for a few things, but, i see so many computers on a day to day basis.. i would say less than 5% are actual MS problems or things MS could adequately prevent.

      Why am i writing this? I'm not going to get drawn into a philisophical conversation that is impossible to win on slashdot. It's like going to the middle east and saying Islam is bad[tm]. Not only are you rejected, you may be killed for it if your views are too out of the mainstream.

  117. Excellent! Keep it up... by macserv · · Score: 1

    Maybe if we can find exploits in Avalon and the other core pieces of the OS, we can keep them from shipping the whole damned thing! :)

  118. Microsoft is doing a server OS? by argent · · Score: 1

    I had no idea. Microsoft's currently got a handheld os for handhelds, and a desktop OS for handhelds and desktops and servers, but they haven't released a server OS that I know of... or are they counting Interix?

    1. Re:Microsoft is doing a server OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's currently got a handheld os for handhelds, and a desktop OS for handhelds and desktops and servers, but they haven't released a server OS that I know of...

      Um?

  119. Last Original Operating System From Windows by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1


    Who is dumb enough to keep getting the wool pulled over their eyes? I dare anyone to prove how XP is any more improved over 2000. Now we here Vista is going to be nothing more than XP with the service packs applied and a little ram company friendly eye candy.

    Granted -- the MEMORY companies must love the fact that people are so blind. The additional RAM requirements between Windows versions is the biggest thing I have noticed. And to be honest with you, a few months ago I sat down at a Windows 98 machine to get some printouts and surf the interweb a bit and do some SSH stuff on the HPUX box's at work). Sad part is that I did not have any discomforts out of the ordinary from my usual 2000 or XP "forays" at work. As a matter of fact everything seemed to run faster a smoother than I had seen from a windows machine in a few years.....(And the machine only had 128 MB ram)

    I have gotten pretty agnostic about operating systems in the last few years in my transition from uber-geek to professional interweb surfer, but it does not take a rocket scientist to see that the OS inovation timeline is about as speedy as the space program.

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    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
    1. Re:Last Original Operating System From Windows by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      You nailed it. XP is Windows 2000 with spyware and eye candy. Windows Vista will be Windows 2000 with even more spyware, even more eye candy, and intrusive DRM baked in through and through.

      --
      I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
    2. Re:Last Original Operating System From Windows by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      XP has better backwards compatibility than 2000, and uses less ram if you turn off the theming service.

      It also boots much more quickly on the same hardware, allows for multiple user sessions at the same time, doesn't require reinstallation (like 98 does every few months), has driver rollback capability inbuilt as well as system file versioning, and supports both automated recovery and a dos-esque recovery console for true disaster recovery.

      It's not the be all end all, but saying it's got nothing over 2k, and nothing over 98se (what a laugh) is just FUD.

  120. (+1, funny) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Where're my mod points when I need them?

    This is going into my quote file.

  121. dude, don't get your panties in a bunch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it just me or have you guys missed the true release date of "longhorn"? it will get released along with twinads, i.e. version "2" of "vista".

    think of the big broad picture, why waste your time with only MONad!

  122. To get the story straight... by turnitover · · Score: 1

    ... it helps to go to a reliable source. I've found Microsoft Watch to be a good check on both flamers and fanboyz -- a good example in this case would be the article about this whole topic. Hype-free, it's like the anti-CNET.

  123. Not what Bill wanted when he said "Fix Vista". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rimshot :-)

  124. Zonk's Defense by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    C'mon aren't we being a little tuff on a gut named Zonk?

    What you were expecting him to pay attention, READ articles, incite flamewars, AND be Accurate?
    You people and your expectations.

    Can't you see, your words are taking what little joy this man gets out of life, and stomping on it?

    Oh.
    You can. I see.

    Well, that's it then.

    --
    OSGGFG - Open Source Gamers Guide to Free Games
  125. Another prize for losing. by twitter · · Score: 1
    I RTFA and it does not even imply that MONAD will not be included in Windows Vista because of the virus threat.

    The news.com article with the link, "virus target not in vista"? No implications there. We now return you to your daily dose of truth M$ style.

    Hi everyone, Stephen Toulouse here. ... Its hard to predict what type of malicious software criminals might develop to attack future versions of operating systems. But rest assured were on the case! The MSRC will be here to investigate and provide the guidance to help protect customers no matter what attacks may impact customers.

    The rest of his blog goes on to brag about how Microsoft Users are perfectly safe. Just to prove the point, that buggy new shell won't be there.

    In the last 12 minutes, 1/2 of the "unpatched" Windozed boxes were owned by crackers. Perfectly safe indeed.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  126. Oh good, now only the servers will be infected. by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 1

    In related news, Microsoft decides to remove all IE vulnerabilities from the Home Edition of Windows Vista, but decides that "business just wouldn't be the same if we removed them from the Server Edition".

  127. Vista...what's the point? by BobSutan · · Score: 1

    With all of the add-ons and enhancements Longhorn was supposed to bring to the table being yanked (the new file system, MONAD, metadata, etc) what is the point of this OS besides graphical enhancements and bug/security fixes?

    From what I can tell its not going to offer much in terms of the new features. Most of the *remaining* cutting edge stuff has already been ported into XP (i.e. the security console in SP2).

    --
    "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
  128. OK, it's early, maybe I'm spacing... by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    Doesn't dropping Monad (Star Trek quote: "I...am...Monad!") mean that they're be sticking with DOS? The most famously targeted shell of all time? The CLI that makes veterans of other CLIs cringe in disgust? It seems like *anything* to replace DOS would be a win, even if it exploded on install, at least it would DO something.

  129. wtf by convolvatron · · Score: 1

    i'd never heard the name of this shell before. what a terrible shame. one could actually make a lovely shell out of monads. in fact that sort of what they are...but instead they apparently just used the name, because it was...what, cool? i've always just hated them from a distance, but this is actually offensive.

  130. You heard it here! by Klowner · · Score: 1

    Vista has been neutered. Oh wait, you said Monad

  131. Major server operating system for servers by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1
    Major server operating system for servers

    That's an odd way of describing a new server OS from Microsoft. ;)

  132. What about the other parts that are vulnerable? by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    Will they be removing Internet Explorer?
    Will they be removing Outlook Express?
    Will they be removing "regular users with full access"?

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    it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
  133. At first I thought 'great' by eneville · · Score: 0

    Originally I was excited about the news of what Monad might let me do... script actions which can only be half done with batch files.

    This seemed like a good idea to me, something with equal power to bash, but in windows. How wrong:

    1) it's not a shell, its a runtime
    2) its now announced that it's not going to be included

    So, is this Redmond just trying to do away with the command prompt all together and have everything run from the browser?

    I'm quite pissed off about this, now the release dates are getting futher away. Why don't I just have all the config saved on a Samba share and run the batch through linux... like it should be.

  134. Incentive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So really, why the hell should I buy Windows Vista? It seems every time I read something about it, they are removing a part of it! What will be the difference from Windows XP??

  135. In other news.... by PlasticMonkey · · Score: 1

    Windows Vista - the world's long awaited favourite operating system *cough* - has finally set it's release date for January 2006 and guess what. It's the worlds smallest operating system - utilizing only 0 bytes, Windows Vista installs nothing at all effectively making it the worlds most secure operating system to date. Seriously, if they keep retracting stuff it's gonna be even more shit than it is already :). But maybe I'm biased. I hope it makes the go buuuust.

  136. Awesome! So let me get this straight by avasol · · Score: 1

    it won't be on machines everyone will use but only on machines that safeguard your personal data, handles nuclear materials, and manages powergrids. Of course, what sort of moronic logic that is, I don't know. Hey. I've got no opinion here. I'm only posting the obvious fault in logic.

  137. Umm.. what's left which is new in windows vista? by NoMercy · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it's fancy graphics and a improved search function.

  138. Typical of Microsoft by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    They add something powerful to their OS but the implementation is poor and creates security problems.

    The problem is that they design things to be easy and painless to use. Thing is security and restrictions annoy users, so these get left out.

  139. if only by sykjoke · · Score: 1

    the same tactic could be used to get IE out of Vista (TM)

  140. NT 5.1.1 by Agarax · · Score: 1

    With a snazzy logo on it.

    WINDOWS VIIISTAAAA!!!!
    NT 5.1.1

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  141. Actually there are "many of us" here : by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    who have ditched XP in favor of Gentoo... linux that is. Many have gone with Macs. I've used Server 2003. The moment you enable all the features you'd need anyways, you're right back to square 1. Most common users (lat. Redneckius Fatassus Couchpotatius) will not enjoy having to add sites, and will likely add the bad sites and phishing pharms to their allowed list anyways. And you're back to square 1.

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