User: sharkey

Re:Windows-based machines...

On: Alienware's Star Wars PCs

So. Am I talking about Windows, or Star Wars, Episode 1?

Trick question. The answer is Alienware.

Re:Dirk Gently

On: Hitchhikers Guide Movie Might Become a Trilogy

Oh, and they'd better be sure to use the proper late-1980's-era Macintoshes...

You mean Windows 95?

Re:Want a good laugh?

On: Lawsuit Says GPL is a Price-Fixing Scheme

Moran.

Who is Moran?

Re:Crack Tram?

On: Lawsuit Says GPL is a Price-Fixing Scheme

Is a crack tram anything like a crack house?

Is Maureen O'Gara a pseudonym for Cartman's mom?

One word

On: Handling Viruses in an Uncontrolled Network?

Etherkiller

Re:Obligatory? Bring it on.

On: Sony's Robot Attends Pre-School

All your blankie are belong to us!

Re:Why not make them really thin

On: NYT on Cell Phone Tower Controversy

Better yet, just paint them pink, and put an SEP generator on them.

Re:Church steeples are a good spot

On: NYT on Cell Phone Tower Controversy

No, that's the Ark. Just remember to keep your eyes shut.

Re:Addds

On: Firefox 1.1 Plans Native SVG Support

My monkey doesn't like to be punched, so I spank it instead.

Re:Just say Dr. No

On: Microsoft Wants Sit-Down With OSS Advocates

No, it was Hank Scorpio.

Want some cream?

Re:Well...

On: Is the x86 Architecture Less Secure?

Perhaps you need my IP address: 127.0.0.1

Try it NOW, Mr. Tough Guy!

ObFamilyGuy

On: Dvorak Trashes Modern Gaming Industry

Lois: The safety word is 'banana'.

Re:Not in the article

On: Microsoft Migrates Internal Servers to 64-bit

the enhanced Stop Errors (aka BSOD)

Shouldn't that be "eBSOD"?

Re:.profile/.rc Comments!

On: What UNIX Shell Config Settings Work for Newbies?

Offer up Midinight Commander for those who need some curses.

Holy fucking shit!!!

Re:My TCP/IP

On: Microsoft States Full TCP/IP Too Dangerous

This is Windows, remember? The odds are good that they ALREADY have your TCP/IP folder :D

Re: Just call it MalWart

On: Wal-Mart Parody Site Censored by DMCA

Are they going after the "Super China Buffet" too? When it opened here, they were pumping out flyers to get people to visit, including the statement that they were in the same parking lot as "Wart-Mart".

Re:New outlet

On: George Lucas Struggles to Reinvent Himself

No, it was one of Peter Griffen's ancestors, and I quote: "Eeeta-choota-wookiee-nipple-pinchee!"

Re:Best part of quantum computing

On: Tiny Holes Advance Quantum Computing

I remember 9 years ago when we only had 10 qubits to work with!

That's inflation for you. Back in Noah's day, 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits was doable.

Re:The official 64 bit extension thread

On: 64-Bit Windows Releases Now Available

A 64-bit emulator running on a...

Re:Free call?

On: 64-Bit Windows Releases Now Available

MS_Help: You may ask your question while I enjoy this very nice tiramasu, on this, the day of my daughter's wedding.
Caller: Ooo, can I have a piece?

How many were there?

On: Tiny Holes Advance Quantum Computing

And how many would it take to fill the Albert Hall?

Re:Gotta Get that High Score

On: Nintendo DS Wireless in Freefall

Jimmy! PULL THE STRING!!

I-I-I jjjust flewww i-i-in fro-fro-from South P-P-Pa-Pa-Park
Aaaaannd, bo-bo-boy are muh-muh-my arms t-t-t-tired.

Gr-Gr-Great c-c-crowd.

Re:A question for RMS

On: RMS Weighs in on BitKeeper Debacle

You bastards!! You have just put the entire BitKeeper data structure at risk! According to Larry, even such a small error can destroy everything BitKeeper, to the point where it is impossible to recreate, unless you pay him $35,000!

Re:_Doh_! RMS wrote emacs

On: RMS Weighs in on BitKeeper Debacle

Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping Fortunately

Wouldn't that be EMACSF?

Re:Not another one!

On: Lucas Confirms Star Wars spin-off TV series

I can see it now - CSI: Tatooine.

It's GOT to be better than the Michael Jackson coverage: "CSI:Neverland" and "Extreme Sleepover".