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Sony's Robot Attends Pre-School

Darren writes "Sony's Qrio humanoid robot has been attending a Californian pre school to play with children under the age of 2 since March to test if robots can live harmoniously with humans. I wonder if the testing includes monitoring the 'nightmare status' of the pre-schoolers?"

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  1. Excerpt from researcher's logs: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny




    Qrio: "Your alloted time period to posses the violet spheroid has expired, human child. Qrio requests you initialize sharing subroutine."
    Jeffy: "No! it's mine!"
    Qrio: "Repeat request to initialize sharing subroutine."
    Jeffy: "No! Go away!"
    Qrio: "Call to sharing subroutine failed with unspecified error. Executing threat function."
    Jeffy: "Huh?"
    Qrio: "RELINQUISH THE VIOLET SPHEROID, HUMAN. YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY."
    Jeffy: "Waaaahhhhhhhhhh!"
    Qrio: "YOU NOW HAVE TWENTY SECONDS."
    Suzie: "You're mean, robot man! You made Jeffy cry!" {SHOVE}
    Qrio: "Detected balancing error....executing stand subroutine...stand subroutine failed...executing lie-on-back-helplessly function."
    Children: "Hhahahhahhahhahhaha {KICK}{KICK}
    Qrio: Error iin funfjjkejf93442[r-4r::;L0:...NO CARRIER
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    1. Re:Excerpt from researcher's logs: by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Now that was great.

      Lets hope this little flaw is built into all of these humanoid robots. That way if one is menacing you all that's necessary is to knock it down.

    2. Re:Excerpt from researcher's logs: by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      That would be awesome, especially if it had the voice of Soundwave, one of the Transformers

    3. Re:Excerpt from researcher's logs: by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Humans must be protected.
      Do you have stairs in your house?
      We are the space robots.

    4. Re:Excerpt from researcher's logs: by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I must disagree.

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    5. Re:Excerpt from researcher's logs: by PakBehl · · Score: 1

      But then all the punk sk8board kids would knock down my robot and I'd have ta WHOOP SOME A**!!!! Then I'd be arrested for assaulting a minor and my robot would be confiscated and he would get beat up in robot jail and I... What was I saying?

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    6. Re:Excerpt from researcher's logs: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May be it will learn some skills in urban warfare and gangbanging.

  2. It's all fun and games.... by dampjam · · Score: 1, Redundant

    until it flips out and kills a little kid.

    1. Re:It's all fun and games.... by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, we should've learned something from the first Robocop movie - don't demo your product with a full load of live ammo.

    2. Re:It's all fun and games.... by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're a bit too negative.. The way I see it, by the time he gets out of college he'll be drinking beer, smoking cigars and reading elektor..

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    3. Re:It's all fun and games.... by rlamoni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's funny you should mention Robo-cop. Because that is what we think of when we see bipedal robots. However, now these kids (who hopefully have not seen Robot-cop yet) will think of Sony's Robots. It is important to influence the public perception of new an innovative yet controversial products like this one.

    4. Re:It's all fun and games.... by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I work with robots every day. It's always seemed to me that bipedal robots were a solution looking for a problem. Because robots can be optimized for the specific task they need to perform, they will be.

      People commonly think of a "robot" as a general purpose machine that can replace a human at any manual task, not realizing how many special-purpose robots are used in industry today. What people really want is the robotic maid (well, that and the sex robot, but anyway) and that's the hardest problem to solve.

      Eventually, we'll solve the vision and manipulation problems that stand in the way of a robot maid, and we may see bipedal robots at that point, but there are plenty of cool robots around today, if you know where to look.

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    5. Re:It's all fun and games.... by rednip · · Score: 1
      It's funny you should mention Robo-cop. Because that is what we think of when we see bipedal robots.
      Speak for youself, I still think of Elektro as what a robot should look like! And they should smoke too!
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    6. Re:It's all fun and games.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn that was such a stupid part of that movie. One of their co-workers is mowed down, yet they act like only some coffee got spilled on him. It would of been far better (and sorta funny) if started shooting, but of course with no rounds. Just an empty sound of the fun clicking at 100/rounds a sec. And the guy could of pissed his pants or something.

      Sorry for the rant. :)

    7. Re:It's all fun and games.... by snarkh · · Score: 1


      Presumably the robot would be smart enough to know it had no ammo.

    8. Re:It's all fun and games.... by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      Damn that was such a stupid part of that movie. One of their co-workers is mowed down, yet they act like only some coffee got spilled on him. It would of been far better (and sorta funny) if started shooting, but of course with no rounds. Just an empty sound of the fun clicking at 100/rounds a sec. And the guy could of pissed his pants or something.

      [click] [click] [click] The executives share a chuckle as the ED-209 fails to blast the junior exec into a fine pink froth. As soon as the ED-209 realizes it's out of ammo, it enters "physical pursuit mode," tearing the boardroom to pieces attempting to apprehend the "assailant." The smarty-pants technicians, while they knew there was no ammo, failed to consider how the ED-209 would react as the situation progressed and promptly tear into the control panel. (Apparently they don't put an easy-to-reach E-Stop button on the prototype units.)

      Yes, there are better ways to deal with that scene than the "spilled coffee" reactions ...

  3. No, no, no by bechthros · · Score: 2, Informative

    The First Law would never allow that.

    1. Re:No, no, no by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bah. Everyone knows preschoolers aren't human.

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    2. Re:No, no, no by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      The First Law would never allow that.

      I think we all know the film "I, Robot" has sufficiently proven that ancient Law to be false!

      As well as metaphorically pissing on Asimov's grave.

    3. Re:No, no, no by HyperChicken · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's an open source, so naturally it chooses not to follow the law.

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    4. Re:No, no, no by bechthros · · Score: 1

      But it's built into it's positronic pathways... wait, what? Electronic? Never mind...

    5. Re:No, no, no by cmstremi · · Score: 1

      That all sounds well and good, but I, for one, will be calling Old Glory before sending my tikes to preschool.

  4. "Nightmare Status" by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IANACP*, but it seems to me that nightmares or general fear or anxiety over an object or person is due to infamiliarity. If you are exposed to something regularly for a long period of time, you simply become accustomed to its pressence. This can be said of both children and adults, but even more so of children.

    * I am not a child pyschologist.

    1. Re:"Nightmare Status" by bmalek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, but for the first 80 days kids go home with nightmares =)
      I'm all for that, after all kids today need a little more terror in them. Maybe then some parents will actually be able to control their children.

      "Now Tommy, if you don't behave you are going to be sleeping with the robot again tonight!"
      "But Mom it snores and makes all kinds of weird noises. It gives me nightmares!"...

    2. Re:"Nightmare Status" by nkh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've shown the video of Asimo to my mother. In this video, Asimo runs, walks and even pulls a woman by her arm. My mother was freaked out and almost had nightmares because of it. (she's a child psychologist ;) and told me that the scary part of this robot is its humanoid appearance. It's all right as long as it's a computer with a mouse and a keyboard, but when this computer has two arms, two legs and a head, the fear comes (and I don't know why)

    3. Re:"Nightmare Status" by Elminst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would say that her reaction follows perfectly with the GP posts theory.
      Your mother is familiar with computers being boxes with keyboards and screens. She probably has 20-30 years of exposure to computers, all in this form.
      So of course a computer that is humanoid would be unfamiliar to her, and therefore freak her out.

      Today's preschoolers will be growing up with more and more humanoid robots around, and therefore will not be bothered by them at all. I would even theorize that if, in 30 years, you showed them a "regular" (box, keyboard, screen), they wouldn't know how to react to it.

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    4. Re:"Nightmare Status" by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "(and I don't know why)"

      Search Slashdot's archives.

    5. Re:"Nightmare Status" by nkh · · Score: 4, Interesting
      She probably has 20-30 years of exposure to computers, all in this form.
      She doesn't really know what a computer looks like, she even thought my Mac Mini was a big pack of cigarettes. I wonder if this adaptation (familiarity) happens to all humans or is limited to young people familiar with video games (and big robots launching rockets out of their arms). Most adults I've spoken to have the same reaction of rejecting this unknown universe.
    6. Re:"Nightmare Status" by Shky · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTPOUAAIYGTSIOA?*

      *What's the point of using an acronym if you're going to spell it out anyway?

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    7. Re:"Nightmare Status" by k96822 · · Score: 1

      Indeed! Strangely, I have been accustomed to /.'ers over time, which is something I never would have thought possible :-)

    8. Re:"Nightmare Status" by kpwoodr · · Score: 2, Funny

      > general fear or anxiety over an object or person is due to infamiliarity

      That, or it trying to kill you!

      Bender: *snore* "Kill all humans...Kill all humans...Must kill all hu..."
      Fry: "Bender, wake up!"
      Bender: "I was having the most wonderful dream! I think you were in it."

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    9. Re:"Nightmare Status" by SilenceEchoed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think our fear of the machines is both simplier, and more complicated, than a simple lack of familiarity. I see this issue more as to the age of introduction, not the time of exposure.

      As we grow older, we become less accepting of new ideas. While my peers tend to fear "home use" robotics, people my grandparents age (yes, they're still kicking, sort of) are scared to death of a simple home computer. My god daughter, on the other hand, is proficient and comfortable with a computer, and readily accepting of products such as the Asimo. The idea and precursers where there throughout her early childhood, so it's not even something she considers odd now.

      Kids, if introduced young enough, will accept just about anything. As far as they know, this is how the whole world is. Unless someone starts showing them old robot/end of the world movies, they have no reason to fear robots, and in most cases they won't.

      As for the small minority that are going to fear robots, keep this in mind: there are also young children afraid of flushing toilets.

    10. Re:"Nightmare Status" by legirons · · Score: 1

      "Your mother is familiar with computers being boxes with keyboards and screens... Today's preschoolers will be growing up with more and more humanoid robots around, and therefore will not be bothered by them at all."

      Perhaps people who are more familiar with computers know how unreliable they are, how malicious their software can be, and how they nearly always seem to be taking orders from some big corporation which programmed their software.

      (We're not talking movie plots here, I mean things like RealPlayer, WMP, Viruses, Claria etc.)

      So taking the same-generation software, written by the same companies, and putting into an object capable of physically pushing children around... we can understand why some people might be unhappy with the idea.

    11. Re:"Nightmare Status" by joshmccormack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We think this is something new and unfamiliar. I think children might not be astounded by it. Children make mental associations incredibly well - far better than we do as adults, and they're not burdened by nostalgia, or philosophy, or issues with how abstract something is.

      Babies play with dolls that dance and sing when spoken to or squeezed in the right way. They're also often comfortable using technology like remotes, computers, and sophisticated toys. I don't see a reason why they wouldn't accept a robot.

      What exactly they're thinking about it - that it's a toy or something, is another matter.

    12. Re:"Nightmare Status" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think you misspelled "Jackson".

    13. Re:"Nightmare Status" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There used to be a robot on seasame street back when I was 3 (1977). That f'''er used to scare the s''t out of me every time he came on.

      Flash forward to another of my scariest movie moments, the robot in RoboCop that shoots the guy in the board room during a demonstration. "You have 10 seconds to comply!"

      I think I might have RoboPhobia.... maybe the author of this submission does too.

    14. Re:"Nightmare Status" by ExistentialEngineer · · Score: 1

      I remember reading an article on something similar to this topic. I think it was about how computer animation looks 'creepy' when it becomes too life-like. Hence, perhaps, the dearth of photo-realistic computer animated movies. I think we would find realistic-looking puppets quite frightening too.

    15. Re:"Nightmare Status" by thexgodfather · · Score: 1

      Hey! That's a good idea a mini ipod that holds cigeretes! Make sure that it comes with sports starp for jogging too!

    16. Re:"Nightmare Status" by Mortlath · · Score: 1
      It's called the "Uncanny Valley".

      I don't know about nightmares, but things like wax figures can be quite creepy.

    17. Re:"Nightmare Status" by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      She probably has 20-30 years of exposure to computers, all in this form.

      She doesn't really know what a computer looks like, she even thought my Mac Mini was a big pack of cigarettes.

      In your mom's defence, it's a stunningly small object for what it is. I've wheeled machines with less than 10% of its specs. :-P

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  5. Inevitable Conclusion by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We are investigating this mishap and we are doing everything possible to make sure unscrupulous parties are not able to program the robot to bitch slap children in the future," an unnamed Sony source said on condition on anonymity.

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  6. Bad Idea by AndrewStephens · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, haven't these people watch any horror movies at all! Mark my words, there will be tears and/or bloodshed before nap time.

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  7. Motivation? by lottameez · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I always wondered what motivation robots have for "learning". Humans are driven by various needs (e.g. shelter/sex/food/beer) - what needs do the robots have? Why should they try to improve upon themselves? I'm doubtful that programming alone will ever make robots anything more than overglorified "hello world" programs.

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    1. Re:Motivation? by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Humans are driven by various needs (e.g. shelter/sex/food/beer) - what needs do the robots have?

      The driving interest in toddlers (and that's what the article is about) certainly isn't sex or beer, and it also isn't shelter or fod - which is still provided by the parents.

      The driving interest in very young kids is pure interest. Our brains are just wired that way. Curiosity is a built-in feature.

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    2. Re:Motivation? by bechthros · · Score: 4, Informative

      "what needs do the robots have? Why should they try to improve upon themselves?"

      Because they've been programmed to, presumably. Our emotions, limbic system, and nervous system are nothing more than very low-level instruction sets to force us to behave in a certain manner in response to certain stimuli. I imagine that for a robot, not following a programmed instruction would be about as possible as a human's knee not flexing when hit with a hammer. It's just a reflex.

      This is all assuming that these robots have the ability to alter their own code, I'm not sure that's the case.

    3. Re:Motivation? by lottameez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but that curiosity is itself a survival mechanism - we all must learn from our environment to live. Robots could care less if they survive or not, get smarter or not, etc.

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    4. Re:Motivation? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Our emotions, limbic system, and nervous system are nothing more than very low-level instruction sets to force us to behave in a certain manner in response to certain stimuli.

      Out of interest, how do you know that for sure?

      Just because you imagine X explains Y, doesn't mean that X is the only thing going on.

      Dave.

    5. Re:Motivation? by august+sun · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I always wondered what motivation robots have for "learning".

      Robots have no "motivation" to do anything. they have a reward function that they try to maximize, but certainly it's not anything like that capricious human thing we call "motivation" (which is actually a very good thing).

      Again, it should be mentioned that while it may make us feel very cool and cutting edge to apply human terms like learning, thinking, or motivation to machines; they really are ultimately meaningless in a non-human context and are only useful as analogues and in impressing your grand-mother with how her tivo "learns" her tastes

      as Edsger Dijkstra famously said:

      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."

      ~AS

    6. Re:Motivation? by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

      Well hello world to that.

      In the materialistic interpretation, humans are nothing other than machines designed to procreate their own blueprint. And the genes have no motivation - procreation is just what they do. Where's the ghost in the machine? If anywhere, it's in the total being more than the sum of the parts. And there's no reason a robot couldn't do that, too. ... at some point ... when it's a couple of orders of magnitude more complex and faster that it is now.

      And if anyone says "soul" I shall let them know that my robot has a perfectly good plastic one I made him out of a gummi bear.

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    7. Re:Motivation? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Meh, simple. Domination.

    8. Re:Motivation? by Kagami001 · · Score: 0

      You transmuted gummi into plastic?

    9. Re:Motivation? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      It's a fairly good bet that a robot would work exactly as it's software directed, assuming of course the software is properly written.

      The problem that comes into play is the possibility of bugs in that software or unanticipated circumstances.

      Take for instance a programmed response to greet a familiar person and act in a prefered fashion. If somehow or another the robot's software mistook a total stranger for someone it recognized, the end result could be fairly predictable.

      "Hello Mr. X."
      "I'm not Mr. X. I'm Ms. Y."
      "Would you like me to call you Ms. Y from now on, Mr. X?"


      The more complex the software, and more complex it's innermost irregularities, the more unpredictable the robot could potentially become.

      "Robot, why are you grabbing my ass?"
      "Sorry, Ms. Y. I was simply doing as you instructed last time we met."
      "Huh? What are you talking about? Who is Ms. Y?"

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    10. Re:Motivation? by bechthros · · Score: 1

      It's not imagination. It's natural selection. It's been the general consensus for some time in the scientific community that most things that humans have reflexes for are things that enabled them to survive better than those that didn't have them. IE, humans with high limbic responses for sex tended to have more offspring, humans who reflexively jerked their hands out of fire (because the impulse to jerk said hand came from the spine and not the brain, cutting down on response time to stimulus) tended to live longer, and therefore have more offspring, than those who didn't, etc etc.

    11. Re:Motivation? by bechthros · · Score: 1

      "they have a reward function that they try to maximize, but certainly it's not anything like that capricious human thing we call "motivation" (which is actually a very good thing)."

      The reward function in human beings is called the limbic system. Ever heard of dopamine?

    12. Re:Motivation? by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

      Yeah - it's all crude oil at the beginning, and CO2 + H2O and the end. Yummy.

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    13. Re:Motivation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I always wondered what motivation robots have for "learning".

      It's really quite simple:
      static const int bLearningMode = 1;
    14. Re:Motivation? by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      You stated your position nicely, even provided a nice quote from someone who feels the same way, but failed entirely to provide support for your view. What exactly is fundamentally different from a robots "reward function" and a humans motivation? People love to put themselves on a different level than robots. Frankly, this is probably because people just don't like to be compared to steel and wire. But this view is indefensible, as I will show. First and foremost, with a materialistic view of the universe (as most every philosopher and scientist now hold) a human being is no more than a very complex machine. A robot we construct, if complicated enough, will be able to exhibit REAL learning, thinking, motication, etc. You can buy a robot that will walk around your room. Would you say it is just imitating walking around the room? It would be ridiculous to say so. What is so different about our various cognitive mechanisms (motivation, learning, thinking -whatever that is)? Any mechanism responsible for those abilities in humans could in principle be implemented in a machine. This is true, unless it can be demonstrated that some aspect of human cognition is fundamentally unimplementable in a machine. This mysterious unidentifiable element in humans is not a soul, or any intangible essence -How would such a thing interact with our world, since doing so would mean a violation of the governing physical laws of our universe. The alternative position is offered by philosopher John Searle, a materialist who also believes a computer will never actually have understanding in the sense that humans do (they will just be able to imitate it). Searle's view, is that "understanding" is "secreted by the brain, just as bile is secreted by the liver". What a weird notion! Understanding as a "secretion" of a biological component? I had always thought understanding was used to describe what happens when someone has a handle on a concept. Maybe that's just me though; perhaps it is a secretion. If thats the case, let's start bottling and marketing the stuff! I wonder what Searle would say about the possibility of the 'understanding' secretion glands (or wherever understanding is supposed to be released from) malfunctioning. Could there be a hereditary disorder, and 15% of the human population doesn't ACTUALLY have understanding, they just behave exactly as they do, but lack the proper secretions? I have explained the two positions available if you want to deny robots real thinking status. Either humans have an intangible essence that freely violates the laws governing our universe, or 'understanding' is a 'secretion' of our brain uniquely available to biological organisms. Take your pick. Both views are ridiculous.

    15. Re:Motivation? by Rubyflame · · Score: 1

      So what? Yes, curiosity is a survival mechanism - you are curious because, over millennia of evolutionary history, curious people produced more offspring on average than uncurious people.

      This does not mean that curiosity itself is inextricably linked to a desire to survive, any more than the ability to walk is inextricably linked to a desire to survive. It's perfectly reasonable to expect to be able to build a walking robot, so what makes you think curiosity is any different?

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    16. Re:Motivation? by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, but curiosity killed the cat...

      Seriously, it's easy to get led astray using evolutionary paradigms to explain traits. We often think of something as a clearcut, atomic quality that benefits or harms the individual.

      Curiosity is a good example. Clearly in an organism whose survival depends on complex and learned behaviors, a certain amount of curiosity is needed. But most people grow out of it and become dull,predictable, dependable adults. But some don't -- there's a continuum. And the variance of that trait in adults is useful to the tribe, if often harmful to the individuals on the right end of the bell curve.

      Og: This flint is mammoth dung! It keeps shattering when I try to work the edge.

      Gog: It's good enough. Just chip another piece of and sooner or later you'll get a good one.

      Og: Crap. I'm going to find some decent flint. See you in a few weeks.

      Now it may be frequently that Og comes up empty, or is killed, or gets lost and never re. Og is the type who runs across a cave and finds it impossible not to explore it. Now he risks getting eaten by a cave bear, but when he doesn't get eaten, he may have found the tribe a place to hide in times of trouble. The tribe benefits by having a few geeky cavemen and -women who can't keep their nose out of trouble, and the risk is concentrated on a few individuals, whose types will be reproduced again by the future variation in the trait.

      I think this is one fundamental difference between robots and humans. Being a human is like playing a game in which you don't really know the cards you've been dealt or are playing, but have to infer what's going on by how the play goes. Being a human is a journey of self-discovery. To design a human robot, you'd have to make it ignorant of it's own characteristics and make it have to deal with the consequences. Until that happens, a robot is just going to be an object.

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    17. Re:Motivation? by int19h · · Score: 1

      If robots were able to reproduce themselves, I think the same or similar needs/motivations would arise. The robots that were not able to experience the right desires, would simply die out. A bit like humans. How many adult humans do you know of that does not want to reproduce themselves, or haven't already done so?

    18. Re:Motivation? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Don't personify my Tivo, it doesn't like it!

      I would go as far as saying things like Tivos do learn. They alter their behaviour based on what happens, just like children. If something happens that people don't like (It suggests a crap programme to watch) then something negative happens (Nobody watches it) and learning occurs (It doesn't do it again).

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    19. Re:Motivation? by Redwin · · Score: 1

      "I always wondered what motivation robots have for "learning"."

      Given the intelligence of some people the same could be said for humans..

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    20. Re:Motivation? by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


      The will is not set upon a surplus of pleasure,
      but upon the amount of pleasure that remains after getting over the pain.

      This is the essence of all genuine will... It achieves its aim
      though the path be full of thorns.

      It lies in human nature to pursue it so long as the displeasure
      connected with it does not extinguish the desire altogether.

      (The Philosophy of Freedom - Chapter 13)

    21. Re:Motivation? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1


      Organisms designed by evolutionary processes can have analogs that are engineered, but they won't be identical. I agree with you that those differences aren't crucial.

      And while I fundamentally agree with your stance, I think Kurt Vonnegut said it best in Player Piano (an old but very well written book about people being replaced by technology and the trouble it causes. )

      "What are people for?"

      What are people for, anyways? What are robots for?

      I think that people are ultimatly defined by their functions, whether that's reproducing or worshiping God or what have you.

      Robots do only what people design them to do, and have always served, to date, exclusivly as tools of human beings and extensions of the human will. They are designed to be predictable rather than unpredictable, obedient rather than desiring.

      In the subject object dichotomy, humans are subjects and robots are objects which serve the needs of subjects (humans) and gain their value thereby.

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    22. Re:Motivation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we are all glorifed "hello world" programs..

      abide in the buddha

    23. Re:Motivation? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      I think when you ask that question, you ought to put "robots" in quotes also. You talk about them as though they are a species, all mentally wired the same way, which of course couldn't be further from the truth.

      Anyway, I guess the answer would have to be, "we don't know," because we've tried many different ways to make robots, some with different needs, some without any, and none have aspired to the hollywood definition of a robot, a mechanical being that acts just like a human but doesn't use as many articles when speaking.

      Also, I think "needs" and "motivations" may be too high-level of terms. For example, why does a computer program run as it does? It's just a process: the physical design of the machine, combined with it's current state and inputs, cause it to enter a predictable set of states in the future. But why do you continue to live? The current state of your body and brain, including your senses, physically interact and bring your body to somewhat predictable states in the future. In both cases, it's just a process, and at the lowest level, the why is unimportant. Needs and motives are higher-level abstractions that we humans use to understand how other humans will act over timescales that would be too long to predict with lower-level abstractions. It's the same idea as files, processes, and windows - abstractions we use to predict how computers will act without having to think about every instruction that is run (which is itself an abstraction of the electrons and transistors.)

      So if one were to make a robot that actually could "emulate" a human, than it would have the same motivations as a human does. Motivation and humanity are both in the eyes of the beholder, and if you didn't think of the robot as having motivations, you wouldn't think of it as human-like.

      Science fiction often envisions robots with quite inhuman or vastly simplified motivations (Asimov's laws, or Bender's "Kill all humans", or needing to plug in instead of to eat), but the very fact that there are motivations, that thinking in terms of motivations allows you to explain the robot's actions, is what makes you believe that the robots think similarly to humans.

    24. Re:Motivation? by stabChmo · · Score: 1
      A robot we construct, if complicated enough, will be able to exhibit REAL learning, thinking, motication, etc.
      I'm not sure being 'complicated' is enough for a machine to have consciousness - which is IMHO a prerequisite for 'thinking' in the sense as we understand it in humans. We would first need to *understand* what consciousness really is, and we are far away from that.
      What is so different about our various cognitive mechanisms (motivation, learning, thinking -whatever that is)?
      Well, indeed there's no difference between 'imitating' walking and actually walking, because 'walking' is a well defined concept. You can tell if the robot is walking or not by looking at it. You can not, however, tell if a machine is actually conscious or just simulating consciousness - since you can't even tell it for any human being other than yourself.
      You mention Searle, in the AI community he is most (in)famous for his "Chinese Room" argument. It's a nice thought experiment that shows how simulated understanding does not necessarily imply real understanding (see also blockhead). The rebuttals offered so far are hardly convincing.
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    25. Re:Motivation? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      I agree with all this however it doesn't answer my question.

      How do you know those are the only mechanisms involved?

    26. Re:Motivation? by bechthros · · Score: 1

      You're asking me to prove a negative. Thanks but no thanks. You're going to have to pay me for that kind of entertainment.

      If you don't think that human reflexes exist today because, at some point in the past, they were survival mechanisms, then I really don't feel the need to discuss the issue. Believe what you want, but understand that that's all it is - BELIEF.

    27. Re:Motivation? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Once again, I do agree with you, haven't said anything to the contrary and you still haven't answered my question.

    28. Re:Motivation? by bechthros · · Score: 1

      Once again, I'm not going to try to prove a universal negative to you. Quit asking me to.

    29. Re:Motivation? by burdalane · · Score: 1

      You forgot about boredom and habit. I learn and try to improve myself because I don't have anything more entertaining to do, and once I get in the habit of learning, I'll continue to do it. When I already have food and shelter, and when sex and beer are boring, not to mention disgusting, what else am I going to do?

    30. Re:Motivation? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      I never ask you to prove a universal negative. You're just too embarrassed to admit that you have no argument.

    31. Re:Motivation? by bechthros · · Score: 1

      "How do you know those are the only mechanisms involved?"

      That's what you said. Those are your words. In other words, you're asking to me to prove that there are NO other mechanisms involved. You're asking to me to prove the ABSENCE of any other contributing mechanisms. The fact that you choose not to admit that that's proving a negative doesn't change the fact that that's exactly what it is.

      Let me turn it around, though, and ask you an answerable, fair question. What proof do *you* have that mechanisms other than natural selection *were* involved in the creation of human, or other primate, reflexes? Let's hear it, Einstein.

    32. Re:Motivation? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I was talking about modelling instincts in software but the same principle applies.

      My contention is that scientists don't know everything. Yet they often think that if some well-known mechanism plausibly explains a phenomenon, that mechanism MUST be the only one involved.

      It's the kind of logical error that makes it surprising that things like quantum mechanics were ever discovered.

    33. Re:Motivation? by bechthros · · Score: 1

      You are correct, science has never had and never will have the whole, entire, unvarnished truth. Which is why science should never stop looking. And why you will never find a real scientist anywhere that will ever say that science knows everything. Every scientist I know is well aware that there's vast amounts of knowledge waiting to be gotten to.

      In fact, the only people who have ever claimed that scientists think they know everything is the radical, pseudo-religious right. Which makes me wonder just where you've gotten your perception that scientists think they know everything.

      We shouldn't just sit around on our asses, ignoring all the truth that science *has* managed to put together, and not act on it. At some point you gotta go with what you know, while you try and expand that knowledge.

    34. Re:Motivation? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      In my limited knowledge, most of the big scientific breakthroughs have been made by those scientists not prepared to settle with what we already knew.

      Now, it seems that acupuncture is actually more than a placebo effect. If that's the case, you've got to wonder how little we know about how the mind & body work.

  8. effects on the children? by vivIsel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd bet these children grow up with a radically liberal--not in the political sense--definition of legitimate consciousness and thought. What's more difficult to say, though, is whether that means they'll be pro-life nuts or scientific crusaders.

    1. Re:effects on the children? by koa · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point, they are growing up in California.. The future you mentioned for them will most likely happen with or without the robot presence. :)

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  9. 3 laws by alexandreracine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this robot have the 3 laws??

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    1. Re:3 laws by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      I don't believe this particular design is 'inteligent' enough to support the ability to understand or even reason through the "3 Laws".

      It is basically an Aibo on steroids. Which is to say that the unit isn't much farther along then being able to dance, follow humans around, spit out preprogrammed responses and recognize some human faces.

      The robot would have to be sufficiently advanced enough to be capable of coming to its own conclusions in order to be capable of following the "3 Laws". That technology is still quite a bit out of our existing technological capabilities.

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    2. Re:3 laws by bitkari · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes.

      1. Do no harm to Sony
      2. To promote Sony's range of electronic goods
      3. Uphold the Law
      4. Classified

  10. Obligatory? Bring it on. by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new "Dick and Jane"-reading overlords.

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    1. Re:Obligatory? Bring it on. by Rahga · · Score: 1, Troll

      I for one welcome our new "Dick and Jane"-reading overlords.

      We've already got one in the White House.

    2. Re:Obligatory? Bring it on. by sharkey · · Score: 0

      All your blankie are belong to us!

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    3. Re:Obligatory? Bring it on. by jeek · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that the Shrub had worked his way up to a preschool reading comprehension level.

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  11. Intelligence = CPU + experience by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd bet that the first human-equivalent machine intelligence takes 18 years to develop after the first human-brainpower-equivalent CPU is created. It will take that long for the machine to "learn" the world if it only has a CPU equivalent to one human brain (1 HBE).

    Of course, if Moore's Law is still kicking, then 2 years into the learning phase, they can swap the 1-HBE processor for a 2-HBE processor. This will shorten the remaining learning period, but I doubt it will cut it in half. Learning to physically and mentally interact with the world will still take time. What might accelerate the learning time is if multiple copies of the intelligence can share experiences and learn directly from each other's mistakes/successes.

    The point is that the first intelligent robots will need to go to preschool to learn how to interact with the world.

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    1. Re:Intelligence = CPU + experience by Pastis · · Score: 1

      or maybe 9 years if we take into account that we need to rest (even though part of resting this time is important with regard to the learning activity)

    2. Re:Intelligence = CPU + experience by Cyn · · Score: 1

      This depends a lot on what we're doing with the machine intelligence.

      If we're just trying to create a mind, capable of complex and rational thought - it can probably easily mature/learn in a third or half of that time - even with 'rest' to process. It basically boils down to whether or not we'd be giving it the ability to feel/want/etc.

      If we do, it will get bored, have desires and needs, etc. and will need pretty much need the same amount of time as your average joe.

      A bigger obstacle will be keeping it from getting suicidal or addicted to something, if we went that route.

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    3. Re:Intelligence = CPU + experience by k96822 · · Score: 1

      A bigger obstacle will be keeping it from getting suicidal or addicted to something, if we went that route.

      Indeed. The more intelligent the robot gets, I would bet the more likely it would become suicidal or want to lose itself in drugs, since it would soon learn how pathetically stupid its makers are and become very, very depressed. Here they are, brains the size of a planet...

    4. Re:Intelligence = CPU + experience by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

      What might accelerate the learning time is if multiple copies of the intelligence can share experiences and learn directly from each other's mistakes/successes.

      This is why I think Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex is some of the best SciFi on TV right now: the story of the Totchkomas(sp?) really explores this particular angle. They're childlike machine intelligences with surprising bits of depth brought on by that type of sharing / synchronization.

      Today's speculative fiction... maybe tomorrow's reality.

    5. Re:Intelligence = CPU + experience by reed · · Score: 1
      ...after the first human-brainpower-equivalent CPU is created. It will take that long for the machine to "learn" the world if it only has a CPU equivalent to one human brain (1 HBE).
      Of course, if Moore's Law is still kicking, then 2 years into the learning phase, they can swap the 1-HBE processor for a 2-HBE processor...

      What are you talking about? This doesn't mean anything. What is the clock cycle of your brain? What is its instruction set? RAM access time? It makes no sense...

    6. Re:Intelligence = CPU + experience by Hosiah · · Score: 1

      Very insightful, but your equation fails to take into account "instinct", yet another fuzzily-defined concept. The only way I can prove that instinct exists is that children of pre-school age are notoriously afraid of the dark, doubtless because that fear kept our ancestors from wandering too far into the bear's cave at night. Learning from experience is one thing, but how long before a robot learns to pull it's hand away from a hot stove? Or come in out of the rain before it rusts?

  12. A New Order by ChaosCube · · Score: 0, Troll

    I claim bigotry against all non-human, or non-dog entities. Any HUMAN can join my club. It will be fun. We'll march around in capes and hoods, goosestepping while peacefully protesting in the street. But so help me, if one of those robots makes a robot cat, I'm gonna flip out and start doing some pretty irrational stuff.

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    1. Re:A New Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think not, my arch enemy! For I have started a counter group! We wear coats and are violently protesting your protests! Furthermore, we have reprogrammed robot and human alike to obey my^H^Hour every whim! TO THE STREETS!

    2. Re:A New Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it wrong if a Qrio loves an Aibo?

    3. Re:A New Order by ChaosCube · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Some fool modded this troll. Normally I wouldn't care, but I just have to wonder if the mod even read my post. Perhaps they did, but in the stupor of fisting their own ass, they didn't realize satire and sarcastic comments exist. Hopefully, the trolling retard that modded this as troll will read this and promptly remove his or her fist from his or her rectum. Wait...Who am I fooling? Get a fucking life.

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  13. Nightmares, yeah right by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if the testing includes monitoring the 'nightmare status' of the pre-schoolers?"

    I wonder if the submitter has any clue as to what he's talking about.
    It's pretty difficult to give toddlers nightmares. They're not easily scared. They do cry over the slightest problem, mostly because crying is the only well-developed form of verbal communication available to them at that age. They are also excellent at forgetting whatever the problem was and getting on with their lifes. Watch a kid hurt itself. Then go away and watch the same kid 10 minutes later.

    It'd take a serious event to cause nightmares in those kids, and that machine has neither the looks nor the sheer physical power that would be required.

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    1. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by hYpr_link · · Score: 1

      After this tramatising experience the children will never be the same again.As well as if the kids pis the robot off enough and their will be headline new. Test robot murder pre-school class after not reconizing a command. Then there was a systm overload.

    2. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by sjonke · · Score: 1

      While kids do get over things quickly, I take issue with the claim that kids do not scare easily. I can tell you that my toddlers (4 and 2) get scared by such things as running the vacuum. Pretty much any loud noise will do it. Further there have been nights when our 4 year old has been tossing and turning and calling out in an unsettled fashion in his sleep. I think it's safe to say that that was due to a nightmare. Now, it's much harder to say what triggered it, if anything. In any case by the morning they've forgotten all about it.

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    3. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by alta · · Score: 1

      Tom, do you have children? I'm just wondering, because that statement doesn't sound like one coming from a parent. I have 11m and a 2.5y sons. I have watched them sleep, and I think people don't give children the credit they deserve.

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    4. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by 0311 · · Score: 1

      Tom, you don't have children, right? We have 4 children and they have all had, on the rare occasion, the appearance of a person having a nightmare. Restless, aigitated turning, calling out while still asleep, waking and immediately launching into a 4-alarm wail. Are you an experienced child psychologist who specializes in pre-schooler sleep patterns and night mares? No? I wonder if you have any clue as to what you are talking about. It would take a serious series of credentials for your generalization to have any value or weight.

    5. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if parent has any clue as to what he's talking about.

      Nightmare status is intended to mean that they are a nightmare to work with..

    6. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      It'd give my kid nightmares. He'd wake up screaming "Other guy take my robot! I want my robot! Don't take my robot, guy!"

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    7. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by togofspookware · · Score: 1

      > It would take a serious series of credentials
      > for your generalization to have any value or
      > weight.

      Like, uhhh... Having BEEN a kid?

      Not that it means kids never have nightmares. I know I did when I was around 3 to 5, but you do seem to be overlooking something ;)

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    8. Re:Nightmares, yeah right by 0311 · · Score: 1

      My point exactly!! You say that you had nightmares when you were a kid, I know I did when I was young & I know my young children have them from time to time. But the parent poster, no nightmares! That must mean he never was a kid! That must mean he...well, enough of that.

  14. Umm .. repeat after me: by torpor · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I always wondered what motivation robots have for "learning".

    Robots have no motivation other than that given them by their creators.

    Robots are not sentient. We do not even know what sentience is. The only way for us humans to create sentience is to procreate.

    what needs do the robots have?

    Errm.. like all machines, they need a power source. That is all.

    Talking about robots as if they are alive and have motivation other than their code implements belies your otaku sensibilities. Clearly, you have not yet procreated, or you would not be so obsessed with making a machine which 'pretends to make it look as if you have done so, technologically'.

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    1. Re:Umm .. repeat after me: by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      The only way for us humans to create sentience is to procreate.
      Precisely. And that's the difference between creating something of a type different from yourself and begetting something of a type the same as yourself. Many people have forgotten what the verb 'to beget' means....

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    2. Re:Umm .. repeat after me: by lottameez · · Score: 1

      Well thanks for the psychoanalysis and technical enlightenment [yawn]. (My children might argue with some of your conclusions tho)

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    3. Re:Umm .. repeat after me: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, you have not yet procreated, or you would not be so obsessed with making a machine which 'pretends to make it look as if you have done so, technologically'.

      I think that can describe most /.ers here...
      If you can't do it the "old fashioned way" then by golly we'll just evolve to the next step! Baby robots that grow*!

      *no womb required

    4. Re:Umm .. repeat after me: by k96822 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey, us unattractive people ought to have a chance to procreate too! Let's be fair.

  15. Share and Enjoy... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!"

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    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

    Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    1. Re:Share and Enjoy... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, let's hope they didn't send Marvin. Otherwise the result could be very depressing ...

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    2. Re:Share and Enjoy... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      In the photo it looks nothing like Marvin.

      However, it does seem to have it's head attached upside down.

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      Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
  16. Ptft.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone scared of what the robots might do has obviously never witnessed the destructive power of the average toddler firsthand.

    The robots don't stand a chance.

    1. Re:Ptft.. by dr_dank · · Score: 0

      Yes, but when it comes to finding Sarah Connor, the robot wins, hands down.

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    2. Re:Ptft.. by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is California, so maybe the Gübernatör is on a mission to train the next generation of resistance fighters to defeat the machines : )

      Can't start them too young, I say - let's make sure they can field-strip an AK by the time they're in grade school.

    3. Re:Ptft.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      that's for sure. If you read product warranties (yeah, they're usually boring as heck) but I found one for a product that, among the usual disclaimers for not covering damage due to extreme conditions, acts of war, natural disasters, acts of god, etc also included damage caused by a child under 5 years of age.

    4. Re:Ptft.. by lxw56 · · Score: 1

      He will save us! Good think for mankind that the Gübernatör isn't a robot himself.

  17. Conscience, Self-Awareness by inblosam · · Score: 1

    Mind you, the characteristics you are describing are not inherent in robots. Humans have conscience, or the ability to be self-aware, to step back and be able to look at one's self. This then empowers us to realize what we need, what is lacking, etc. Robots et al. can have sensors up the ying yang, but programming a "conscience" will be awfully difficult. They will only be able to improve upon themselves based on the data they gather from their sensors, rather than from their conscience as we can.

    1. Re:Conscience, Self-Awareness by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      There are many really good books exploring the subject of "What" a conscience actually is.

      Strange loops, recursion, pattern recognition, etc.

      When you break our minds down into their basic functions, no single one of them is all that difficult to imagine emulating on sufficiently powerful hardware.

      The question is weather or not the end result will be a truly thinking machine in the same way that we think.

      heoretically when that time comes thoughts from a machine with the proper software running on the proper hardware will be indistinguishable from thoughts created in a human.

      Still, proving that it's got a "mind" will be every bit as difficult as proving that human minds aren't just really complex biological computer programs.

      The self referencing "I think therefor I am" concept doesn't actually prove anything. Self awareness might just be a very elaborate illusion used as a motivator for self preservation.

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    2. Re:Conscience, Self-Awareness by johnrpenner · · Score: 1

      --| John Searle - Is the Brain a Digital Computer? |---

      The sense of information processing that is used in cognitive science, is at much too high a level of abstraction to capture the concrete biological reality of intrinsic intentionality. The "information" in the brain is always specific to some modality or other. It is specific to thought, or vision, or hearing, or touch, for example. The level of information processing which is described in the cognitive science computational models of cognition , on the other hand, is simply a matter of getting a set of symbols as output in response to a set of symbols as input.

      We are blinded to this difference by the fact that the same sentence, "I see a car coming toward me", can be used to record both the visual intentionality and the output of the computational model of vision. But this should not obscure from us the fact that the visual experience is a concrete event and is produced in the brain by specific electro-chemical biological processes. To confuse these events and processes with formal symbol manipulation is to confuse the reality with the model. The upshot of this part of the discussion is that in the sense of "information" used in cognitive science it is simply false to say that the brain is an information processing device.

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  18. It falls down? by k0de · · Score: 1

    "... and help it get up when it falls."

    Umm .. how much does that thing weigh? Is a 100-lb tower of metal with a history of knocking itself over really a safe thing to put in a room with a dozen toddlers?

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    1. Re:It falls down? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      It's made by Sony, not Microsoft.

  19. let's melt some QrIO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:let's melt some QrIO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone changes it's dippers. it's walking like they're full of crap ...

  20. Re:Qrio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never heard of a "president lol" or an "mp3 player haha". Please explain.

  21. I predict by ObjetDart · · Score: 3, Funny

    After sufficient exposure, the robot will soon realize that it is not the same as the other children. It will then leave the preschool and embark upon an existential quest to be come a human child. Eventually it will realize that this is impossible, and spend the next thousand years moping around the post-apocalyptic landscape, long after all the human children are gone.

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  22. That one in the corner keeps bumming out the kids by MilenCent · · Score: 1, Funny

    That new robot over in the corner is a bad influence.

    He keeps bringing the other kids down. All he does is complain about the pain in all his diodes down his left side, about how the kids shouldn't talk to him about life, and making disparaging remarks about their intelligence.

    Seems to like kickball, though.

  23. Nanybot :D by 10000000000000000000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Scene: Roboticon 3003. Leela looks around the robot presentation stands and sees Nannybot 1.0 which looks like a clunky robot version of the aliens from Alien. It holds a baby in it's arms and speaks in a booming voice.]

    Nannybot 1.0: Sleep little dumpling. I have replaced your mother.

    [It's mouth opens and a bottle of milk comes out on it's tongue. The baby drinks from the bottle.]

    Leela: Aww!

  24. OT: Sig by strider44 · · Score: 2

    Got to say that I loved Jennifer Government. It wasn't deep in its character development but its setting was just scary in a way. It'll most definitely make a cool movie (I wonder if they'll have to change the company names from real companies? Will Nike be pissed with a movie talking about them murdering little children?)

  25. Are you sentient? by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Robots are not sentient. We do not even know what sentience is. The only way for us humans to create sentience is to procreate.

    You correctly state that we do not know what sentience is, but then you claim that the only way to create sentience is to procreate. How do we know if we're sentient, if we do not know what sentience is?

    Or is this like [insert term here]? I don't know what [term] is, but I'll know it when I see it.

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    1. Re:Are you sentient? by torpor · · Score: 1

      you don't have to know what something is in order to create it.

      duh.

      sheesh.

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    2. Re:Are you sentient? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      Or is this like [insert term here]? I don't know what [term] is, but I'll know it when I see it.

      Some things cannot be explained but must be experienced. Most emotions work this way. You can explain what happens during a certain emotion but how would you describe the emotionally response during awe, ecstasy, humility?

      It's like trying to describe "blue". It's an experience. You'll know it when you have it.

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  26. Harmoniously?? by coffeecan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When was the last time ANYTHING was able to live harmoniously with humans. We seem to be able to live harmoniously with ourselves let alone a peice of animated plastic and circutry

  27. Re:OT: Sig by bechthros · · Score: 2

    I hope the companies all stay the same. If it was legal to put in a book with a disclaimer, hopefully a movie will be no different.

  28. Tales of toy robots by Borg453b · · Score: 5, Funny

    Around the age of 6, I was fascinated with spaceships, dinosaurs, racecars and robots. My love for robots resulted in many a robotic toys and I recall one birthday where I was given one of those "autonomous" 30 cm high robots that would move about in patterns, spin and open their chest to expose blazing cannons while making an awful racket. While I thought it cool in its inanimated state, I was terrified of it when it was activated. I would jump on to a stool or a bed and behold it from afar, and ask others to turn it off, when I had enough.

    In the end, I had accumulated 3 robots of the sort and I got over my robot-freight. One or two of them, were actually able to fire 4 plastic projectiles, though not on their own. That required me to release a spring based firing mechanism.

    When I started attending school, I once invited a friend over. By that time, I was very proud of my robot collection and I would brag, as kids do, about my toys. When telling my new found friend about my robots, I pointed out that one of the robots could fire missiles. In Danish the word missile vaguely (_vaguely_) resembles that of "oranges" (at least to a kid); and so having misheard me and perhaps never having heard the word "missiles" - he wasn't going to give me the impression that his own robot army was inferior to mine, and thus replied that his robots at home could also fire oranges.

    In retrospective, the orange caliber is somewhat more impressive than little plastic darts, but back then missiles just sounded cooler than oranges.

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  29. Clowns and wax figures by Mr+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think they'll find that it's not a matter of familiarity. It's a survival reflex and it's pretty deep. Your brain flags "almost human" things as grotesque and something to be avoided. It's why many people are afraid of clowns and wax figures. They look almost human, but still look wrong.

    People would be far more comfortable with Bender-like robots than with "I, Robot" style robots because they don't try to be human, just humanoid. If it looks sufficiently non-human to avoid triggering that reflex, they'll be alright. Other than that it'd have to be completely perfect, like Data.

    1. Re:Clowns and wax figures by displague · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How do monkeys and apes figure into that? I don't think most folks 'fear' them - and currently, they are about as close as you can get (robots included).

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    2. Re:Clowns and wax figures by SilenceEchoed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another possibility, stemming from a rather long, and unfortunately heated, debate I had on this during a philosophy and ethics discussion: As a society, we constantly strive to define what it is to be alive and human. Early definitions were broad, but sufficient. With each new leap in technology, we can create things that mimic this definition, or we discover something existing that already does. When that happens, we redefine ourselves. Currently, our definitions are devoid of "flesh and bones" things, since our science long ago proved that these things are far from what makes you who you are. Instead, we keep to less tangible things, like thought, reason, and emotion. Now, even those places are being invaded by increasingly cunning programmers and robotics experts. When the machines look like us, think like us, and feel like us, what is it that really seperates them from us? Morally and Ethically, can we turn them off? That's a line in the sand that few are willing to blur. Currently, robots have become our modern slave labor. The perfect worker, that never complains or asks for vacation, and will gladly work itself clear to 'death' if you ask it to. The idea of these machines become 'intelligent' enough to consider what it is that they are being asked to do, and possibly refuse, is unsettling to most.

    3. Re:Clowns and wax figures by iamzack · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's called the Uncanny Valley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley). If a robot becomes too humanlike, but still robot enough to not fool you, then you are repulsed.

      This is only in theory of course as no robot has even come close to acting like a realistic human. Some think it does apply to things like creatures in movies and such as well.

    4. Re:Clowns and wax figures by danila · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I always envied people who can tell a blatant lie with a straight face, Mr Guy.

      You make an outrageous claim about the brain, supporting it with false evidence about people being afraid of clowns and wax figures. Where is the evidence, do you have a reference handy showing that X% of the college students are afraid of clowns or something like this? Are you personally afraid of clowns? Do you cower and cry when you see one?

      Next you make an absolutely unwarranted conclusion that since "many people are afraid of clowns and wax figures" (the statement of questionably validity to begin with), then certainly children must be scared by a Qrio robot. Of course, how could I not know it? It's the brain flagging function that is responsible for it. Thanks for telling us. BTW, do you have a handy reference (a scientific journal or a textbook) about this flagging?

      Thanks for spreading pseudoscience here. And thanks the clueless mod who modded this particular clown up.

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    5. Re:Clowns and wax figures by jargonCCNA · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, come on, Lore was the perfect one. Soong only built Data because the colonists wanted a "less perfect" android.

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    6. Re:Clowns and wax figures by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Fool! Those were Lore's lies. Disbelieve him! Or he will do to you as he did to the Borg.

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    7. Re:Clowns and wax figures by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      You can be as angry as you'd like. Others, in response, have cited the wiki article on the topic. The fact that Coulrophobia is widespread isn't news to anyone. I don't need reams of hard scientific research to make a prediction of behaviour based on previous experience. Finally, I don't need stacks of journals to justify making an offhand simplification of well known principles that your brain reacts negatively to situations that it perceives as a threat.

    8. Re:Clowns and wax figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey, come on, Lore was the perfect one. Soong only built Data because the colonists wanted a "less perfect" android.

      Replace "perfect" with "human" and you'd be more correct. What unsettled people was that Lore had all the major qualities of a human being and was superior in some ways on top of that. Data, while still superior in some ways lacked some human qualities and was subject to inheirent ethical restraints. Thus Data was more acceptable to the general populace.

    9. Re:Clowns and wax figures by jargonCCNA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...I thought Soong said that himself in "Brothers"...

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    10. Re:Clowns and wax figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your brain flags "almost human" things as grotesque and something to be avoided

      This is why i don't vote republican

    11. Re:Clowns and wax figures by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      You go for the full-blown non-humans, huh?

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    12. Re:Clowns and wax figures by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      (We also discover that, at least according to Soong, Data is NOT "less perfect" than Lore.)

      http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/tng/tng4/brothers. htm

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    13. Re:Clowns and wax figures by jargonCCNA · · Score: 1

      I meant that as in Soong, not Lore, told Data that the colonists wanted a "less perfect" android.

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    14. Re:Clowns and wax figures by burdalane · · Score: 1

      I used to flag other people ("almost me" things) as grotesque and something to be avoided. I got over it, and I'm sure other people will eventually get over their discomfort with human-like robots.

    15. Re:Clowns and wax figures by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but Data isn't actually a robot.

  30. Is rest unnecessary? by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    or maybe 9 years if we take into account that we need to rest (even though part of resting this time is important with regard to the learning activity)

    You may be right. The question is: is sleep/relaxation, etc. a critical part of intellectual development? For humans it definitely is -- sleep deprivation really messes up the brain. But even for non-biological intelligences I'd bet that some "downtime" is an important part of assimilating all the data of the day. Interacting with the world is a full-time job for the CPU that forces the deferral of many analysis and restructuring tasks that can only occur when the brain is offline.

    Perhaps androids would dream because dreaming is a critical maintenance/analysis cron job.

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    1. Re:Is rest unnecessary? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      If so, would they dream of electric sheep?

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    2. Re:Is rest unnecessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably. But in a robot, you could always add in a second CPU which would continually analyze and compress memories as the machine runs. Or do it offline in a "mainframe" wirelessly connected to it. More likely, our learning robo-toddler will shut down at night because all the people it interacts with do so. Unless it drives a cab at night.

  31. First class? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So did Qrio ride over from Japan in a first class seat or was he boxed up with the rest of the animals?

  32. Robots CAN live with humans! by fribhey · · Score: 0

    if we learned one thing form The Jetson's it's that robots make great housekeepers.

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  33. No, you don't by benhocking · · Score: 1
    you don't have to know what something is in order to create it.

    But I would argue that you do have to know what something is to know whether or not you've created it. Naturally, knowing what something is is necessary but not sufficient for knowing that you've created it. I.e., it is conceivable that one day we'll know what sentience is and still only be able to create it through procreation. However, it is also possible that one day we'll discover that defining sentience is as useful as defining the aether. Some might argue that this is already painfully obvious - especially if some spend a lot of time reading /. :)

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    1. Re:No, you don't by torpor · · Score: 1

      I don't think that 'life' can be defined as anything but what it isn't.

      But then, greater men than you and I have argued this, and all have failed, so ...

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  34. Less than 2 feet - weighs less than you'd imagine. by reality-bytes · · Score: 4, Informative

    QRIO is apparently just a little shorter than 2 feet tall and weighs only 6.5kg (about 14lbs) with its power pack installed.

    So, even if the robot went 'dead' and fell rigidly from its full height, it would probably, at worst cause a small bruise to a kids knee.

    However, having read a bit on QRIO, the robot knows when it is going to, or is being forcibly overbalanced and takes apropriate action to soften its fall (hands out) and even contort to avoid objects it is falling toward.

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  35. Perhaps it's just a toy to them by S714726 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "...they now dance with it and help it get up when it falls." Don't children do that with toys, like dolls? They may not completely know the difference between this robot and a toy, but I think it's optimistic of Sony to say that the children think of it as a "younger brother."

  36. I fail to see what they are going to prove by RebRachman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I fail to see how this robot is going to prove whether robots can live in harmony with humans. It's like user testing "Reader Rabbit" software and then saying, "Yep, people can work with computer programs."

    And while we're on the topic -- don't we already have robotic dogs which seem to work fine with people? This "experiment" has the word "pointless"" written all over it. Even as a publicity stunt it isn't going anywhere. The article was very short and even here on slashdot it's hard to work up any excitement about it.

    1. Re:I fail to see what they are going to prove by vivIsel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're somewhat missing the point. What's being tested is not whether the robot, say, will attack the humans, or injure them, or whatever.

      It's a test, rather, of the visceral, emotional response of children to a novel stimulus. (A child's perspective is something of an unadulterated--pun always intended--source of basic emotionality.)

      The idea is to discover how and if children will deal with an antropomorphic entity that is similar to, but paradoxically (to them, I'm sure) different from them.

      Reader Rabbit != humanesque robots. Beta testing of software != putting a robot amongst children in an unrestrictred environment. They're testing fundamentally different things.

  37. Re:Huh? by Gangis · · Score: 1

    I haven't the foggiest why submitter would think the robot would cause nightmares. I mean, look at it. It's the cutest damn robot I've ever seen!

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  38. Mod Parent Up by solarmist · · Score: 0

    This is a very insiteful comment. Mod the Parent up.

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  39. Re:Huh? by jafomatic · · Score: 1

    Yes, nightmare. You may recall that this is the difficulty following "Hurt me plenty."

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  40. Most folks don't fear clowns, either by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know of at least one child who was terrified of a dancing gorilla the first time he saw it. Later on, he was still somewhat afraid of it but eventually he came to enjoy the toy. (Supporting that familiarity idea.) Nevertheless, I imagine more people are afraid of monkeys and apes than there are people who are afraid of clowns and wax figures.

    That aside, I still think that there's something some might find especially discomforting about robots that look like us. Whether or not this will change over time, or whether it is hard-wired into our genes is something that only time will tell, IMO. (Of course, it is remotely possible that selection will somehow act against such genes, but that's highly unlikely.)

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    1. Re:Most folks don't fear clowns, either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lies. clowns are filthy pits of evil on earth.

  41. Does it run on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so, I have this terrible nightmarish vision of kids being ground into hamburger meat by "dis"-functional robot diaper changers.

  42. Hey Kids!!!! by Ch*mp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Talk about me with your friends then Nag your parents to buy me!!!!!! Thanks.

    1. Re:Hey Kids!!!! by RhadamanthosIsChaos · · Score: 1

      If only we could buy them...

      For those that don't know, Qrios, unfortunately, are not for sale, rent, or anything else. They're Sony's dev models so that they can 'learn more about robotics' or some such. I'm not sure, but last time I checked there were 4 in existence worldwide.

      If they were for sale, *I* would be saving up for one...

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  43. Nonsense. by solomonrex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Familiarity != tolerance

    The American South was more racist. Hitler was part Jewish. New Yorkers hate the cold. ;)

    1. Re:Nonsense. by vivIsel · · Score: 1

      Familiarity doesn't equal tolerance, but tolerance equals tolerance--and that's what, according to the extrordinarily brief article, the children are showing, what with their dancing around with the thing and such.

      Whether or not their tolerance of it equals recognition of it as an entity different from, say, a doll, is another question. That one probably depends on their age, experience and the nature of the robot's reactions to various stimuli.

  44. Scared of Santa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Your brain flags "almost human" things as grotesque and something to be avoided. It's why many people are afraid of clowns and wax figures. They look almost human, but still look wrong.

    Indeed; witness the gallery of children who are scared of Santa.

  45. Re:Huh? by Markus+Persson · · Score: 1

    No, that would be Ultra-Violence. What kind of nerd ARE you?

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  46. Does it know.... by Bai+jie · · Score: 1

    the terrible secret of space?

  47. Stupid schools by Ch*mp · · Score: 1, Insightful

    rant++

    It really really ticks me off that a school has allowed a multinational to penetrate it's classrooms with pseudoscience.
    There is no way on Earth that this is a scientific experiment. Where's the control group?
    Its just b@stard Sony marketing using innocent children to get the keys to their parents bank accounts.

    How much in kick backs is the school getting? I bet the priniciple negotiated getting PS3 for themselves etc? I'd really like to know. That would be interesting jouranlism. (Any parents of these children out there??)

    It's as bad as allowing that 'Intelligent design' BS into classrooms.

    rant--

  48. To quote another computer scientist... by benhocking · · Score: 1

    One (of two) definitions Parnas used for AI was

    AI-1: The use of computers to solve problems that previously could only be solved by applying human intelligence.
    Therefore, once we have completely mastered learning, sentience, etc., it will no longer be considered AI. Perhaps sentience will no longer be considered to be sentience, either.
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  49. Terribly Sorry by lo0ol · · Score: 1

    I must admit; I did indeed read this as "Sony's Robot Attacks Pre-School".

  50. WTMLA [Way Too Many Letters Acroynms] by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    BI(P)FTDS [Because It's (Presumed) Funny To Do So]

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    1. Re:WTMLA [Way Too Many Letters Acroynms] by alexhohio · · Score: 0

      You can tell who was never in the military- They tend to think that long acronyms are strange.... You aren't used to ADUHTGHERSTTYANYJIIBBBSYEJAA stenciled on things... According to the AP Style manual, You spell out an acronym and them put the acronym in parentheses next to it (YSOTA) and then when it is mentioned later in the paragraph/story, you just use the acronym. You don't use the acronym and spell it out also, if you are only using the acronym once. So, I believe what we should say is that using an acronym, spelling it out, and then not using the acronym again, is odd.

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  51. Great! by dethlejd · · Score: 1

    Our first toddler steps toward the Butlerian Jihad.

    10,000 years from now, when the remaining humans destroy the last thinking machine overmind, it will topple, revealing a "Made in Japan" sticker. Way to go Sony!

  52. valid experiment by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    toddlers are relatively unpredictable (to us) and so Sony will learn how to deal with a range of human interaction.

    And regardless whether or not you agree, it's a valid experiment in human psychology as well - which Sony stands to learn from in order to tailor it's continued efforts.

  53. Not fair by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 1

    Well that certainly won't put it on equal ground with the average pre-schooler.

    -Matt

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  54. He freaks me out... by mjeaslick · · Score: 1

    http://www.sony.net/SonyInfo/QRIO/videoclip/ Watch him interact with the kids...

    1. Re:He freaks me out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is when the robot says it's feeling curiosity. The kids look at it like it has lost its mind.

  55. AIs and motivation by CarpetShark · · Score: 1
    I always wondered what motivation robots have for "learning". Humans are driven by various needs (e.g. shelter/sex/food/beer) - what needs do the robots have?

    AI motivation is very simple: it'll value whatever you program it to value, or a more complex derivative of multiple values you give it.

    For example, if you program a character in a game to value moving towards and destroying a target, then that's the decision it will take, when comparing the value of possible actions.

    In another example, genetic algorithms are given a set of values, and they evolve the ones with the most value.

    So this stuff is really the core of AI, rather than an abstract concept that needs to be guessed at.

  56. curiosity was framed by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    Ignorance killed the cat.

    1. Re:curiosity was framed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was supposed to feed the cat?

    2. Re:curiosity was framed by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      No,no,no.

      Provided the cat is in a box we can't see into, it's state is the superposition of dead and alive, so the most you can say is that Ignornace half killed the cat. Or maybe it half kept it alive, or half alive? Ow, my brain hurts.

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    3. Re:curiosity was framed by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      If in the future the cat gets access to a time machine it won't be in the box in the first place.

    4. Re:curiosity was framed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bit if it wasn't in the box it won't feel the need to go back in time to prevent itself being put into the box, which means it won't take the time machine to stop it, which means it *will* be in the box, which means it will take the time machine, which means...

      Oh, crap...

  57. that marketing at an early age works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    buy Sony(TM)

    notice that they are not experimenting on their own kids but Americans, says it all really

  58. most of you are forgetting. . . by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    . . . that little boys tend to have a fascination with robots. I know that when I was a child, I was all like, "Man, it would be so sweet to have a robot."

    I just think all you old people should just chill out and go with the flow.

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  59. Either that or... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    ...it ends up inside a whale where it finds one of its designers.

    Personally I'm betting on the whale scenario. After all, where is it going to get power in a post-apocolyptic landscape? Whales are here right now.

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  60. So... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

    I'm the only one who misread "attends" as "attacks?"

  61. Adam Sandler said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cherish it!!!!! For the love of God!!!! Cherish
    it!"

  62. Two mouse-clicks is killing my carpal tunnel by nomoreself · · Score: 1

    Seriously bloggers - quit posting links to your blog which contains a link to the actual story. That's just annoying.

  63. Robots in school by notherenow · · Score: 0
    If we could create a robot that can creat other robots, that can create other robots, then we are really creating. But if we are just building a robot that can perform some various actions in calculated circumstances, then all we're doing is creating a switch for a situation that arrises out of our waiting for it.

    We are wanting to create something that deal with the same reality as we experience. This is the problem. Reality is something that we experience from within. A robot is something that experiences the result of our reality. Robots are pre-destined. There will never be anything that a robot does that it was not programed to do. They will never be ahead of us in reality, and if they ever were, we wouldn't reconise it.

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  64. Ignorant Luddite. by turgid · · Score: 1

    Shut up and get back to your cave paintings.

  65. Feeble younger brother overlords by vivin · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our feeble younger brother overlords.

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  66. Re:Less than 2 feet - weighs less than you'd imagi by b12arr0 · · Score: 1

    So...it's easily kickable when it becomes self-aware and starts to attack the kids?

  67. Stupid human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is no way on Earth that this is a scientific experiment. Where's the control group?

    Um... any other preschool for children, and back at the lab for another Qrio?

    1. Re:Stupid human by Ch*mp · · Score: 1

      Point taken, that was dumb of me.
      However, the 'results' are not statistically significant unless the 'experiment' is repeated on a larger population.
      One school does not represent humanity.
      It's still PR BS.

  68. tolerance != equality by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    The American South was more racist.

    The American south was very tolerant of blacks... provided that they acted in the customary submissive fashion. Tolerance of subordinates does not mean treating them as equals.

    There was a power structure to be maintained.

    The more blacks behaved as they were expected to behave, i.e. as unintelligent, courteous and submissive, childlike, obedient, etc. the more that they were tolerated.

    I'm not supporting this at all. I'm simply saying that if people see somthing they're used to treating as an object or tool suddenly striving for power, they can react negativly.

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  69. Re:Less than 2 feet - weighs less than you'd imagi by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    the children involved with the study were initially apprehensive about Qrio but became used to it's presence after a month and now dance with it and 'help it get up when it falls'. They apparently think of it 'as a feeble younger brother'.
    That conditioning may be a problem later in life when they meet a 50 ton battledoid and they want to dance with it.
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  70. Fair enough by benhocking · · Score: 1

    First of all, excellent argument. Now, my rebuttal. :)

    So, I know when I've seen blue, and I know I'm sentient. However, how do I know you've seen blue, and how do I know you're sentient? More to the point, how will we be confidently able to say that such and such machine is or is not sentient. (I admit that currently this is not much of a leap.)

    Additionally, unlike "blue", I'm not sure what sentience is. Are any animals sentient? How do we know they are or are not? Is sentience even a real thing, or is merely a convenient construct? (I admit this last thought is delving into philosophy questions that perhaps are best left unasked (at least in this forum). Is an electric field a "real" thing? Is blue?)

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  71. three laws? by HappyMutant · · Score: 1

    ok, so they are gonna interact with kids... sony will use it for marketing (big: "really?? no way!")... whatever, who really cares in the long run? except one thing, will they incorporate the three laws?? (ok, i scanned the feed-back, didn't see anything refering to the three laws. so don't bitch slap me if i am repeating someone else)

    1. Re:three laws? by jabberwock · · Score: 1

      I think I'm perplexed. A lengthy thread on slashdot about robots interacting with humans without a single mention of Asimov, the Three Laws, Susan Calvin, "positronics," ... What the hell? Anyway, many of the robot stories were really great thought experiments in the kinds of programming dilemmas that would (or will) come up when robots are sufficiently complex that they can be used in situations that require value judgments. We aren't close to that now (simulations notwithstanding.) In Asimov's world there was a long buildup to mainframes that essentially ran the world ... that then designed computers, robots and technology (can't remember what the Asimovian hyperdrive was called) that were beyond the understanding of most humans, other than as "users." Sort of like now, on a vastly bigger and more complex scale. ;-)

  72. Ironically it probably necessary and not necessary by DumbSwede · · Score: 1
    If sleep is for integrating experiences into an overall worldview and for formulating coping strategies by simulation then sleep probably will be needed by sentient machines in some fashion, however, being machines, if there is enough available horsepower then this function can be performed in parallel with wakefulness. Not doing so in parallel with most mammals and birds probably is to save having to have a brain twice as large with the required twice as large calorie drain. There are some very small-brained mammals that don't require sleep, but they probably don't have much of a worldview to improve upon.

    Right now maybe it would be more practical to have a machine or robot cycle through sleep and wakefulness, like a baby maybe it would be a good idea to have sleep consume the majority of processing time. But Moore's Law will take care of the need for excessive downtime. As a really schizoid solution you could have a machine with two brains -- when one is awake the other is asleep.

  73. Imagine All The People... by meehawl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    test if robots can live harmoniously with humans

    Humans don't really seem to be able to live harmoniously with other humans, despite massive, long-term evolutionary refinement. What makes them think a hunk of nuts and bolts will do any better?

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  74. Teenagers by Maniacal · · Score: 1

    I'd bet that the first human-equivalent machine intelligence takes 18 years to develop after the first human-brainpower-equivalent CPU is created.

    ...but researchers ran into problems when they discovered that after 14 years the robots thought they new everything and stopped communicating except for the occasional "I hate you, you're runing my life".

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  75. Upside down face by VikingDBA · · Score: 1

    Does it strike anyone else as having had its head popped off and put back on upside down? I could see that freaking the kiddos out on the first glance but I am betting that the majority got over it pretty quickly.

  76. Robo-friend by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

    How long before... ED-209: "You have 15 seconds to comply." "Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?!"

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  77. Sony's Robot Generates Free Advertising for Sony by zero_offset · · Score: 1

    This is ridiculous. Robotics aren't remotely sophisticated enough to allow anyone to draw useful conclusions about whether "robots can live harmoniously with humans". In fact, I'd be willing to bet a bunch of preschoolers could live harmoniously with all sorts of weird crap that your average human wouldn't tolerate.

    It's just another lame marketing ploy to get Sony's names in some headlines.

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