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  1. Re:Ironic methinks. on Sneak Peek At Microsoft Anti-Spyware · · Score: 1
    At the risk of sounding trollish... I think it's more than a bit ironic that MS is now going to bundle spyware

    Well, that's to "encourage" you to download the anti-spyware they just bought.

  2. Porn on Introducing Children to Computers? · · Score: 1

    Wargames too.

  3. Re:Oh, Please Let It Be So! on Apple's Rumored Office Suite · · Score: 1

    CTRL+SHIFT+PLUS+ESC wasn't it?




    Dear Slahdot: When your HTML actually conforms to the 1997 spec you claim it does, come bitch at me about my use of capital letters to denote keys on the keyboard.

  4. Re:Well you could always google on Modern-Day Pointcast Replacement? · · Score: 1

    I gotta ask: Is this project for your Cam Whores? Something for them to watch while they wait for their moment in the spotlight?

  5. Re:Vioxx topples porn as spam king? on Vioxx Replaces Porn as Spam King · · Score: 2, Funny
    toople porn

    Sounds nasty.

  6. Re:General Theory of Relativity in two lines on 100 Years of Einstein · · Score: 2, Funny
    Space tells matter how to move. Matter tells space how to curve.

    And the Heart of Gold tells space to get bent.

  7. Re:There was a high profile example of this proble on Comair Done In by 16-Bit Counter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seems like there was another example of this sort of thing on November 2nd, 2004 as well. IIRC, some North Carolina machines dumped 3000+ votes due to a similar problem.

  8. We certainly do on High-Speed Video Using a Dense Camera Array · · Score: 1
    Now we know where to use 100TB tape drives and what to expect in the next sci-fi movie."

    It will be a galaxy-spanning space epic about the disaster that befalls the new purser on the Star Galleon "WangChung" and his deserate fight to defeat the evil thing that made the space-virus that turns his shipmates into zombies and save the planet Zorkon-9 from a Terrible Fate. The working title is "Faster Wolfenstein! Kill, Kill!", and early reports say that Dave Callahan has been attached as scriptwriter.

  9. Re:Xequte Software trolls slashdot "editor" timoth on Bringing Down A Copycat Site · · Score: 1
    A pretty damm good free ad to if you consider the hits/clickthroughs I'm sure it will get.

    Yeah, those 404s for the products he's flogging really add up in revenue production, don't they?

  10. Re:Its all fun and games..... on Green Security Clearance Laser Pistol Available · · Score: 1

    Then it's a sport.

  11. Plastic cup? on Green Security Clearance Laser Pistol Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's all well and good, but can it be employed as an airborne popcorn popper?

  12. Re:You youngsters with your colored graphics... on Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games · · Score: 1

    You got something against colored graphics? Don't like them horning in on your white-text-only world?

    Fscking racist.

  13. Re:Where's the Death Star level of Slashdot? on Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games · · Score: 1
  14. Re:kids say the darndest things... on Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games · · Score: 1
    Or, maybe I'm just over-reacting because the artical makes me feel old.

    Don't feel bad. Just keep hoping that your age is judged by your spelling ability.

  15. Re:neat, but... on Tiny Aircraft Feeds Itself With Dead Flies · · Score: 1

    More important: Is it digitally signed?

  16. ObSimpsons on Spamfighting Since the Death of MakeLoveNotSpam? · · Score: 1
    Make sure it's the heart, though...

    "Ummm, Dad? That's his crotch."

  17. Re:Disappointed! on Homemade Hypercube Case · · Score: 1

    Really? I, for one, do not want ants in my computer.

  18. Re:Voice Output on Opera Browser Beta Adds Voice, More · · Score: 1

    No, CowboyNeal!

  19. Re:I for one on Re-Pet a Reality · · Score: 1

    Shit, man I would have done it for $50.

  20. Re: Yesterday's News. on 'Something' Cleaning Mars Rover · · Score: 1

    Well, there is still tomorrow. Third time is the charm, as they say.

    Still, since this is Slashdot, it's more likely: Thrid tiem is teh crahm.

  21. Re:Buckled under? on NBA Rejects EA Deal · · Score: 1
    It doesn't matter to them what the ESPN game will do.

    We know what it will do: The AI sportscasters will natter on endlessly about the trivia of the day and what their childeren's diapers held, while the camera swings away from the action to focus on animated fans wearing interesting clothes and the ticker shows the results of the play (which are almost, but not entirely, unlike the actual results of the play on the "field") credited to the player farthest from the ball.

  22. Re:Good job, you will probably get security fired on Skunkworks At Apple -- The Graphing Calculator Story · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Time moves differently inside the Reality Distortion Field.

  23. Re:ITS ALL THE FUCKING SAME INDUSTRY on Game Industry Not Bigger Than Hollywood · · Score: 1

    And now that you know that there is a movie named DOOM, you should also know that the name is the only game element being put on the big screen.

  24. Re:Great.. now my car... on Automakers Working on Car-to-Car Ad-Hoc Networks · · Score: 1

    Ya gotta take the bad with the good, ya know.

  25. Re:change on New Calendar Proposal · · Score: 1

    Lousy Smarch weather.