I *highly* doubt anyone here at Comcast is that stupid.
Spoken like someone who is NOT a Comcast customer. Look at the bright side: While Comcast is likely stupid enough to try it, they are also the company that has trouble finding Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky and Michigan on the map. They'll fuck it up.
Translation: Guys, we have not posted a profit yet and our doors have been open almost 8 years. We have got to do something FAST! Drop the cable, push the DirecTV DVR and extend functionality to the PC fast. Otherwise we are going to lose more investors.
And when they are borked, they flash red all directions as the grandparent stated they do in Australia. In Indiana this means that they are to be treated as a 4-way stop.
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Instead of having them arrested for telling jokes!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One's a scum-sucking bottom-dweller, and the other is a fish.
I know it's a typo, but the image of Apple engineers designing the Mini to defy the "PC is a Wintel computer" made me chuckle.
Working link.
'Nuff said.
That's a pretty temporary fix. Connect and start a firmware upgrade, and close your browser halfway through.
That's the kicker! It's just like Serutan: Axapta is "Atpaxa" spelt backwards.
Spoken like someone who is NOT a Comcast customer. Look at the bright side: While Comcast is likely stupid enough to try it, they are also the company that has trouble finding Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky and Michigan on the map. They'll fuck it up.
Considering that the Boston Tea Party likely fits the FBI definition of a terrorist act, that may not be such a good idea.
Hell, it's happened recently.
Well, all you need then are some Chinese Needle snakes that thrive on cat meat.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
What language pack do you think Slashdot requires, anyway?
Go with the Apple. While it may make your lap uncomfortably warm and on fire, at least it's not armed with a terrorist weapon."
We have captured your President. He was delicious!
WTF? Surely you mean "Sue our customers".
Danger Will Robinson!! My limbs are flailing wildly!
Using Windows is often worse, as they are usually wide open as well as unclosable, with a sign hung out that says, "Fuck me 6 ways from Sunday."
I didn't think Google was that easy.
Just make sure it's turned off, so it doesn't get wiped when they clean the Internet on New Year's Eve, and you'll be fine.
Transmeta should try the auto industry. I bet they'd be great at making Avantis and Tuckers.
And when they are borked, they flash red all directions as the grandparent stated they do in Australia. In Indiana this means that they are to be treated as a 4-way stop.
The problem as I see it, is that Linus doesn't have an RSS feed available to us.
Oh Simon, anybody could miss Canada on a map, all tucked away down there.
The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be "The Killbot Factory."