"Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.
"If you want more secure software, upgrade."
It's a good point. Easy test to discover if you are using a legacy OS: Go to a command line and look for "$LETTER:\>" followed by a flashing cursor. If you see that, you are using a legacy OS, and should upgrade to a modern OS immediately.
A commission official, speaking on customary condition of anonymity,
Anonymous sources have supplied an unconfirmed statement that the official's name is "Kilroy". This "Kilroy" is rumored to be the recipient of intelligence enhancing implants designed by IBM. This unsubstantiated report was lent minor credence when the official in question walked away from the podium chanting, "Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto" repeatedly.
Massive government databases on what beer you drink? Give me a break.
Well, how else are they going to find which beer would be most effective to dose with the mind-controlling drugs, now that Homer exposed their flu-shot strategy?
I had to revert old school and use a sheets of paper and a filing cabinet for my database.
Sheets of paper!?!? Filing cabinet!?!? You lucky bastard! In my day, we had to scratch our records onto limestone rocks with our fingernails, and then put them in our beds to use as mattresses. Kids these days...
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It's certainly better than "You pee 'n' pee".
Might I suggest Michael Robertson?
This guy?
"If you want more secure software, upgrade."
It's a good point. Easy test to discover if you are using a legacy OS: Go to a command line and look for "$LETTER:\>" followed by a flashing cursor. If you see that, you are using a legacy OS, and should upgrade to a modern OS immediately.
Or smells it. This IS Microsoft software, after all.
Anonymous sources have supplied an unconfirmed statement that the official's name is "Kilroy". This "Kilroy" is rumored to be the recipient of intelligence enhancing implants designed by IBM. This unsubstantiated report was lent minor credence when the official in question walked away from the podium chanting, "Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto" repeatedly.
Whoops, that's a hypo. It's supposed to be "SCO Stock Certificate".
If you drink Bud
"That Thing" appears to be the top off the Sybian that the Jolly Green Giant's wife ordered on the sly.
I was just today commenting on how every application would be improved by using Microsoft Office style non-buttons in its interface.
Hack: Rob Enderle
Well, how else are they going to find which beer would be most effective to dose with the mind-controlling drugs, now that Homer exposed their flu-shot strategy?
Sure it is. It's just picky about who its friends are.
On the other hand, that would explain Ballmer...
I'm sure you meant to say "Vogons".
Yeah, not much chance of making a Buick Regal go where you wanted it to.
The SCO-MOLD can cause your toes to itch, and emit a foul odor. Luckily, daily applications of Tough Actin' Tinactin will clean it right up.
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"Thank you, come again!"
Plus, it plays cool music when not in Stealh Mode.
Sheets of paper!?!? Filing cabinet!?!? You lucky bastard! In my day, we had to scratch our records onto limestone rocks with our fingernails, and then put them in our beds to use as mattresses. Kids these days...
MADMEN? I'd say it's pretty obvious that they DON'T.
Better "kernel panic" than "printer on fire".
This installment in the series is NOT as good as the last "Deep Inside" volume I checked out.
On de Moon, firs' you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de weemmon!
This hypervelocity rod!