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  1. Re:um.... on First Linux-only Retail Store? · · Score: 1

    Oh wow. I just gave up my last mod points yesterday. I'd kill to get them back. You'd get 5 for Funny. That had me rolling!

  2. Re:There must be a major downside... on Mutation Creates SuperKid · · Score: 1

    Seriously! You see this sort of thing ALL THE TIME. What's the big deal?

    (Moderate me Sarcastic as all hell.)

  3. Real (and scary) Conversation I Just Had on Microsoft Patents The Body Bus · · Score: 1

    Me calling my cousin:
    "Dude, Microsoft just won a patent for electrifying human skin tissue."

    My cousin:
    "Oh my God. Oh my God..."

    Based solely on that reaction, I believe this patent should be revoked!

  4. WHOA. Wait just a fortnight here. on Intel Puts the Lock on Overclocking · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, Intel, but you're keeping us from overclocking chips when you yourself have created some of the most inefficient (in terms of optimal performance and energy/heat useage) microprocessor of anyone this decade?

    They've been hanging out with Microsoft too long.

    That's like a car manufacturer saying, "We've installed a mechanism which will keep you from opening the hood if your intention is to upgrade the engine, because we want you leasing and buying new expensive cars very soon."

    Uhhh, f*ck off.

  5. Other car it works in on iPod Your BMW Officially Launched · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? Well my new Dell P.O.S. 5300 MP3 player integrates well with my Kia Sh*tcar.

  6. Ahh yes, it's time once again... on 2.8TB in a Power Mac G5? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ha ha ha ha.

  7. The problem with this argument. on Labor Department Downplays Offshoring · · Score: 1

    On Lou Dobbs' show (who is decidedly on the right side of the issues as far as I am concerned) had a guest who did some of this research and insists that shipping jobs overseas actually CREATES more jobs here in America, because it means American companies grow and more mid-level managers, accountants, and so on are needed.

    The problem with this perverse rationale is that a blue-collar factory worker, who goes to work to feed a family, will lose a job. And do you think that blue-collar worker will be re-hired as a Vice President of International Sales? No. Of course not.

    Hopefully John Edwards knocked some sense into Kerry when they debated over NAFTA.

  8. Re:No improvements forecasted on SCO posts Q2 Loss, Gets $11k from Linux · · Score: 0

    Stop living in the Slashdot bubble - most people don't know that NetWare is a derivative of Unix, and even more people don't know what NetWare *is*.

    That being said, CNET's editorials are still biased and horribly reported and researched. (I'm not bitter or anything.)

  9. Oh, great! on Send A Message To An LED Sign · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we're even slashdotting LED signs! Outrageous!

  10. Re:plug-ins (including Ogg) and "proper" connector on Apple Rolls Out AirPort Express, AirTunes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just for the record, you could also plug headphones into the mini-jack, though I find it somewhat unlikely that people would be interested in plugging there head directly into a power outlet, which is the impression you would get with this device.....

    Funny. After reading some of this discussion (your comment excluded), I honestly couldn't think of a better idea right now.

  11. Re:Do your research, oh wise stock trader... on Pixar's Next Movie: The Incredibles · · Score: 1

    What strikes me is how specific Disney's concern is. Losing tax breaks in the state of the President's brother? To me, the fact that Disney - in a press release - cited such a specific fear says that the concern is legitimate and exists, and the only way for that to be true is if a treat was actually made. It's not like the most powerful people in Florida don't know one another.

    Maybe I'm dreaming this up - but to me it makes sense - and because the Bush family, it would not surprise me a bit.

  12. Do your research, oh wise stock trader... on Pixar's Next Movie: The Incredibles · · Score: 1
    Never let politics interfere with business, what a shmuck.

    You probably don't like hearing this - what with your massive ROI and money-making in the stock market - but you might be the shmuck.

    If you did your research you would know that Disney is blocking the release of Moore's film because of business. Jeb Bush threatened Disney's tax breaks for Disney World in Florida if a film is released that would put his brother in a poor light (in this case, linking President Bush to the Saudi royal family). Disney's tax breaks are worth a lot more than some director's latest shocker-documentary.

    And also - for the record - although I am no fan of Michael Eisner, he did not simply "cut them loose." Steve Jobs usurpred Eisner and leveraged their agreement in a way that made it very difficult for Disney to say no. And what do you care? The dumber Michael Eisner is, the more money Pixar will make, and the more your incredible, risk-taker decisions in the lucrative markets will pay off.

  13. Re:Or maybe.... on G5 in an iMac · · Score: 2, Funny

    It astounds me you were too lazy to google "water cool G5" - but felt at ease signing into Slashdot, navigating to the Apple section, clicking through to this thread, read some comments, posted your own, selected the options for that post, and hit Submit.

    You ought to be smacked!

    And yes.. watercooling is inherantly quieter - but requires annoying and expensive pH tests and monthly chlorine flushes.

  14. Re:WOW! on E3 - First Nintendo DS Pic · · Score: 1

    (had to be said)

    did it?

  15. Apple Lawsuit on PowerBooks & iBooks Get Speed Bumped · · Score: 1

    You are absolutely right. Companies should be forced to tell customers exactly what products they'll be coming out with for an indefinate time period. Full disclosure for everything that doesn't yet exist!

    I'm going to buy a new PowerBook tomorrow.. 12" with a SuperDrive... knowing full well that *possibly*... *maybe*.... there may one day be a better product out there replacing it.

  16. firewire problems galore... on Mac OS X 10.3.3 Update Released · · Score: 1

    after installing 10.3.3......

    although my iPod will still charge through my iMac, firewire drives and camcorders no longer work... great. any way to uninstall the update, or fix this problem?

  17. Re:How will we fund it? Spend it elsewhere! on USA To Return To Moon By 2015, Then Mars · · Score: 1

    "Man, I lost $10,000 so far in Vegas. Ah! What's $1,000 more?? Put it on red!"

  18. Dummy. One correction. on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 1

    This just proves once again how dumb George W Bush is.

    There's no oil on Mars, silly!

  19. Party in Baghdad! on Iraq's Open Source Possibilities · · Score: -1, Troll

    Linux sales increasing in Iraq?? Woohoo! I KNEW George Bush was right about this war!

  20. Re:Not too good? on Multiplayer Linux Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah?? Well I play Quake3 and Doom III on a 32mhz pentium with 4mb of RAM and no video card and no monitor and 32mb of hard drive space!

  21. What the kcuf. on The Future of Flight · · Score: 1

    Oh gosh. The 21st century is bringing us some of the dumbest scientists in history.

    People -- mostly afraid already of flying in the first place -- want more weightlessness and swinging up and down violently 15,000 feet at a time.

    Right.

  22. Re:Price too high? on Review: inMotion iPod Speakers (updated) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The American rich? Flamebait.

    They're cheap? So everyone. You don't like things to be cheaper? Your logic basically says rich people like cheap stuff, and homeless people prefer much more expensive items.

    Also, to the person who said $149 shouldn't be "bitched about" when you spend $500 for an MP3 player. First, *I* didn't spend 500, I spent $299. Which means an "accessory" is suddenly 1/2 the value of my iPod. No thanks.

    Now, granted, I don't make much money, so I am in the market for something more expensive.

  23. Re:There is no free lunch on Penn State Students to Get Free Music From Napster · · Score: 1

    I think the real problem isn't Napster, but the horrible fiscal mismanagement of our federal spending. The only thing that "trickles down" is debt, and it trickles down to states.

  24. Re:on the CNN's America rocks the vote on What the Candidates are Running · · Score: 1

    Senator Edwards said he uses a Mac. I doubt it's a "prepared question" from the Mac community, but Macs are very popular on campuses.

  25. HA! on Windows iTunes Sells A Million Songs In 3.5 Days · · Score: 0

    Ha!

    If i had moderator points, I would definately moderate you FUNNY!

    And If I hadn't responded to your post, I would've definitely moderated you FUNNY a few days from now! Oh well!