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  1. coupla things on It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Quickies · · Score: 3, Funny

    first, about the microwave thing...tis old. :) But, very cool! I love using grapes/blueberries in the microwave..you cut them in half most of the way, leaving a tiny bit of skin attached in the middle and put it in the microwave for a few moments....huge flames shoot out...tis super cool. Not entirely sure why, but it is definitely neat.

    another thing, always poke holes in your hamsters before microwaving.

  2. Re:Reasons I will NOT get one of these on Another $99 Web Terminal · · Score: 2

    Also, the ipaq has been available on TigerDirect for 99 dollars for months.

  3. Reasons I will NOT get one of these on Another $99 Web Terminal · · Score: 3, Informative

    First of all, it runs MSN messanger. (which supposedly can be changed)

    Second, there is a 9.95/month surcharge to use an ISP other than MSN Here is some linkage to compaq to prove it, athome.compaq.com Follor the "2" below the asterisk at the bottom

    Third of all, there is a 9.95/month surcharge for using the broadband adapter (check the same linkage, but number 3)

    There are other reasons as well, but here is an alternative: The 3com Audrey. It runs QNX, there are lots of hacks and stuff for QNX, it doesn't have those freaking monthly fees, it looks cooler, it has the light up stylus etc etc etc...to see more of my reasons, go to JesusGeeks.net. The 3com audrey is OOP, but it is a sweet machine. My friend got it off (ironic?) TigerDirect a few months ago, but unfortunately they don't have it there anymore. THere are lots of ebay offeres for it. The only changes I would want with an Audrey is a full size keyboard.

  4. Re:Ugly Flash on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whoa! someone got hit with the clue stick! ouch! that bit of enlightenment must have hurt. :)

    tis the truth, but who cares? It was freaking effective. :)

    I'm about to do the same thing for Swift-Networks.com to add a little bit more traffic. :)

  5. Re:Obligatory "old news" post on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: 3, Interesting

    even google breaks the rules! google's simple search brings up many different links to kpmg

  6. Obligatory "old news" post on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: 2, Informative

    JesusGeeks has this hours ago! :)

    KPMG doesn't want us to link to KPMG? That seems absurd! What if I want to link to KPMG? I should be able to link to KPMG if I want to! In fact, I will make use of that privelige right now!
    KPMG
    KPMG
    KPMG
    KPMG
    KPMG
    KPMG
    KPMG

  7. Re:umm on 2nd Annual Poetry Spam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I originally encoded the whole thing and was going to paste it all in, but it was far too large...so i just arbitrarily cut off a whole bunch so poeple could at least get the jist...did you recognize the poem? Tis "Ghost House" by Robert Frost.

  8. umm on 2nd Annual Poetry Spam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there any rule against using SpamMimic and simply encoding a poem in spam?

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  9. hehe on Excite Could Go Dark On Friday · · Score: 1

    I bet bandwidth skyrockets on friday...everything will be moving a little bit faster. Only one problem, the p2p networks will probably have some pretty slim pickings.

    However, I probably won't be affected in the least by this. There is NO broadband opportunities for Trout Run PA. No cable, no DSL, no ISDN, nothing! (unless you want to shell huge quantities of $$ out for a satellite system). So, I guess I will be stuck with 56k for a while.

  10. Re:gulf of mexico on More Evidence Supports Massive Asteroid Strike · · Score: 2

    the whole thing reminds me of a bbc article from about 2 days ago about that mars "fossil" that was found a couple years back. A team of scientists determined that there was no fossils in the rock, it was just magnetite crystals. Sort of interesting, the whole article is located here at bbc.co.uk

  11. Re:umm... on Another Plane Down in New York · · Score: 1

    nevermind, the newscaster was confused...it was FLIGHT 587 which was a 767...not two different planes. My bad. Sorry...i was just trying to give some info....the news made a mistake and I unfortunately believed them.

  12. umm... on Another Plane Down in New York · · Score: 0

    Appearently, according to the TV I am watching, 2 planes crashed...not just one. Definitely terrorist.

  13. Re:Saving a trailer w/o QT Pro on Star Wars II (Attack of the clones) Trailer · · Score: 2

    one way to get movies and embedded files out:

    This is the way I got the LOTR movies and all sorts of .swf files. The way I do it is to view the source of the page, find the file name, add the file name to the last directory in the URL, copy the url, open notepad, create and html file and link to the link you copied, open the html file in netscape or IE or whatever, right click on the link and click save target as, and then you can download whatever file they were trying to prevent you from downloading. I dunno if this is easier than searching your cache, but it is definitely easy for flash animations and whatnot.

  14. Re:gimmick on Digital Cameras Go Disposable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Uhh...I dunno. I agree, it is sorta expensive...but then again, regular disposable cameras are quite expensive....9 bucks for a nice kodak flash one. However, people still buy them! Why? If they have a nice camera, maybe they don't want to take it camping where it might get broken; or maybe somone that doesn't plan on taking a lot of pictures in their future decided it was better to spend 15 bucks on a couple of cameras for a trip to get the pictures they want rather than spending like 70 or 80 bucks for a nice point and shoot. I see disposable digital cameras being in the same boat. The price isn't all that much different, and a lot of people wouldn't mind saving time/energy to get the pictures they want for on the web, no matter how low res they are (look at the casio watch camera which any geek would love to have).

  15. Re:almost? on RIAA Wants Right To Hack · · Score: 1

    the other ones are from artists that only release the music on the net...my cover is just fine. (as long as they don't find my britney spears and N'sync collection)

  16. Re:Time to get active on RIAA Wants Right To Hack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "STOP SUPPORTING THE RIAA"

    Unfortunately, this is what Joseph Heller would call a Catch 22. One of those damned if you do, damned if you don't scenarios. If people stop buying stuff from RIAA members...then the problems would be even more dire. Then they would have "proof" that piracy is increasing because their sales are going down and people are obviously pirating the music they want. See? Either way is inefective. Sorry. I wish that would work...it would be a somewhat easy solution...get your way through economic pressure.

  17. ROFL! oh wait...its not april fool's day. on RIAA Wants Right To Hack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, something like this begs several questions: First of all, how would they determined that the mp3s and whatnot on my computer aren't legal? I happen to own cds for almost every single mp3 on my computer.

    Second of all, how would they go about hacking into our computers? If these guys are stupid enough to come up with such an idiotic proposal, how can we expect them to be able to hack a 386 running windows 3.1 on a network running win NT with no patches applied?

    To get to the point, this is the stupidest idea I think i've ever heard in my life.

  18. Re:-1, Troll? on Wanted - 45 Mile Wireless Broadband? · · Score: 2

    yeah...and it even goes faster than 186000 miles/second when sent through gaseous cesium. Why don't they just get huge pressurized pipes full of cesium and use lazers through that? Didn't they say they were a school with an unlimited budget? no? oh. nm then.

  19. Re:not just IE..tis a mac thing on Huge security hole in Internet Explorer for MacOS · · Score: 1

    herm...ok. I think I misread the article. It is true, the program is not automatically executed, but it is automatically installed. WHat happens is if I call up telnet through netscape without already downloading it, it doesn't work. However, if i go to nsca's site and download it, it downloads (which shouldn't work with the security the school has....they don't allow downloads of files over 1 meg on the macs), and it installs (which also shouldn't work because the security doesn't allow the installation of any programs, nor does it allow saving of downloads) After I download it, I can call it up through netscape. It isn't exactly the same thing...but it still bothers me that I can download something and it autoinstalls w/o any user intervention (at least with shockwave I have to click OK) also...there is no way i was offtopic...it might be slightly skewed info...but not offtopic. lay off the crack.

  20. Re:not just IE..tis a mac thing on Huge security hole in Internet Explorer for MacOS · · Score: 1

    its called "fool proof" security.

  21. not just IE..tis a mac thing on Huge security hole in Internet Explorer for MacOS · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    Interesting note: When I use the macs at my high school (G4's), IE never seems to work for them, so I always use Netscape. However, I also like to check my email using the macs, and there is no telnet application on these macs, and I can't install NCSA telnet on them because everything on the computer is locked. However, I found a way around it. When I download the hqx version of NCSA, it autoinstalls, bypassing "foolproof" security. I still can't use the telnet app unless I call it up through netscape using telnet: . I just thought this was interesting...because it isn't just IE that does it...it is the stupid hqx and stuffit expander things. I would definitely disable those options. (If I could...but the security features don't let me change anything!)

  22. Interesting on Mapping Ground Zero with Lasers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is really cool, and I hope it helps the rescue effort a lot. One of my friends told me that they were implementing some form of sonar to test for structural stability and whatnot...does anyone know anything about that? I couldn't find it on any news page, so I think my friend might have been mistaken. I think this would probably work better than sonar, and I really hope it is helpful.

  23. Re:What can be done about terrorism? on More On Tragedy · · Score: 1

    as a disclaimer, it was an email i got. It wasn't the first time i recieved it, but i certainly found it relevant...whether timely or not. And for the most part, true. (though appearently history has changed slightly with the plane thing as one of the responses mentioned) *shrug* whether it is old or not, tis mostly true and relevant.

  24. Re:What can be done about terrorism? on More On Tragedy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i got this in an email..but i almost completely disagree with both of your points. I would say that even if this was true (which it is not)...saying this sort of crap in the wake of a tragedy of this magnitude causes more grief and solves NOTHING. that was a pure flame intended only to cause anger and I am dissappointed in anyone who would do this. Thank goodness the majority of americans aren't like you or else we wouldn't have the heroes that are going into the dangerous situations to rescue people.

    this is the email I got.

    This, from a Canadian newspaper, is worth sharing.
    America: The Good Neighbor.

    Widespread but only partial news coverage was given
    recently to a remarkable editorial broadcast from
    Toronto by Gordon Sinclair, a Canadian television
    commentator. What follows is the full text of his
    trenchant remarks as printed in the Congressional
    Record:

    "This Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the
    Americans as the most generous and possibly the least
    appreciated people on all the earth.

    Germany, Japan and, to a lesser extent, Britain and
    Italy were lifted out of the debris of war by the
    Americans who poured in billions of dollars and
    forgave other billions in debts. None of these
    countries is today paying even the interest on its
    remaining debts to the United States.

    When France was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it
    was the Americans who propped it up, and their reward
    was to be insulted and swindled on the streets of
    Paris. I was there. I saw it.

    When earthquakes hit distant cities, it is the United
    States that hurries in to help. This spring, 59
    American communities were flattened by tornadoes.
    Nobody helped.

    The Marshall Plan and the Truman Policy pumped
    billions of dollars into discouraged countries. Now
    newspapers in those countries are writing about the
    decadent, warmongering Americans.

    I'd like to see just one of those countries that is
    gloating over the erosion of the United States dollar
    build its own airplane. Does any other country in the
    world have a plane to equal the Boeing Jumbo Jet, the
    Lockheed Tri-Star, or the Douglas DC10? If so, why
    don't they fly them? Why do all the International
    lines except Russia fly American Planes?

    Why does no other land on earth even consider putting
    a man or woman on the moon? You talk about Japanese
    technocracy, and you get radios. You talk about German
    technocracy, and you get automobiles. You talk about
    American technocracy, and you find men on the moon -
    not once, but several times and safely home again.

    You talk about scandals, and the Americans put theirs
    right in the store window for everybody to look at.
    Even their draft-dodgers are not pursued and hounded.
    They are here on our streets, and most of them, unless
    they are breaking Canadian laws, are getting American
    dollars from ma and pa at home to spend here.

    When the railways of France, Germany and India were
    breaking down through age, it was the Americans who
    rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and the
    New York Central went broke, nobody loaned them an
    old caboose. Both are still broke.

    I can name you 5000 times when the Americans raced to
    the help of other people in trouble. Can you name me
    even one time when someone else raced to the Americans
    in trouble? I don't think there was outside help even
    during the San Francisco earthquake.

    Our neighbors have faced it alone, and I'm one
    Canadian who is tired of hearing them get
    kicked around. They will come out of this thing with
    their flag high. And when they do, they'll have every right to turn their
    backs of the lands that are gloating over their present troubles (even
    though they won't). I hope Canada is not one of those."

  25. umm on Which DVD-Recordable Drives? · · Score: 0

    With me, it is whichever one is cheapest. I don't care how long i have to wait. Actually...i don't even care about a rewritable dvd drive...i still need the plain old drive that actually plays dvds. so..anyone who is upgrading, rather than throwing that drive out, give it to me. :)