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  1. Haha, you just made a yum

  2. Re: That Was Quick on Philips Won't Block Third-Party Bulbs After All (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Obligatory.
    You are all cows. Cows say moo. MOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOO! Mooooo cows MOOOOOOO! Mooo say the cows. YOU COWS!!

  3. Re: That Was Quick on Philips Won't Block Third-Party Bulbs After All (engadget.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didn't get it. It went in one ear and out the udder.

  4. Re: Code for Encryption Backdoors, obviously. on Hillary Clinton Urges Silicon Valley To 'Disrupt' ISIS · · Score: 1

    Obligatory Simpsons reference. https://youtu.be/gtBpmljNaZE

  5. Re:Viagra is for Cows on With $160 Billion Merger, Pfizer Moves To Ireland and Dodges Taxes (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    One of the more funny off topic variations.

  6. Re: Really? on Interviews: Ask Mathematician Neil Sloane a Question · · Score: 2

    Two is prime you insensitive clod. Which makes it odd.

  7. Alan turing on Interviews: Ask Mathematician Neil Sloane a Question · · Score: 0

    Was it common knowledge that Alan Turing was homosexual? Did you ever think he was in the wrong for being that way inclined?

  8. TOR Snail Mail anyone... on Tor Releases Messenger Beta For Secure Chat (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Is the 'instant chat' slower than TOR Snail Mail? https://lists.torproject.org/p...

  9. Re: Basic income on Finland Begins To Shape Basic Income Proposal (yle.fi) · · Score: 1

    You fascist gramma nazi

  10. Re: Why wireless charging? on Google Shows Off 2 New Nexus Phones, a New Pixel, and More · · Score: 1

    I just bought a $50 car cradle with the wireless charging, sooo easy just popping the phone in the cradle and not having to worry about chords.

  11. Buy back the taxi plates families have forked out 100K+ for. Deregulate the industry and sure let uber operate along taxi services. Alternatively let's see uber operate under the exact same conditions as taxis (plates, radio royalties, what ever other insurances) and see if its that cost effective. If they still dominate because their service is that much better, all power to them!

  12. Re: More will be trampled to death in future stamp on Hajj Pilgrimage Safety Challenges Crowd Simulator Technology · · Score: 1

    Doesn't work... Ironically even if u do believe in raising from the dead, more people die at these crusades because of the crowds than supposedly raise from the dead... Evangelism in Nigeria - Reinhard Bonnke https://youtu.be/MBtBHZtdU78

  13. Re: And the first step... on Facebook Is Building an 'Empathy Button' · · Score: 1

    Dont keep scrolling, see the angel. 1 like = 1 ignore, 1 empathy = 1 prayer.

  14. Numbers on AT&T Offers $250k Reward To Find the California Fiber-Optic Ripper · · Score: 1

    Tracking this guy down could make a cool numbers episode.

  15. Re: They were raptured on 60,000 Antelope Died In 4 Days, and No One Knows Why · · Score: 1

    Dear oh dear, lucky it wasn't 144,000 of them.

  16. What did you expect? on Lightning Wipes Storage Disks At Google Data Center · · Score: 1

    That's why you don't put things in the cloud, put them in the aether.

  17. Re:Oh boy on Israeli Security Company Builds "Unhackable" Version of Windows · · Score: 1

    Well aren't you grape

  18. Re: Speed v.s. reliability on AMD Catalyst Linux Driver Performs Wildly Different Based On Program's Name · · Score: 1

    Sounds like UDP vs TCP. Shouldn't different parts of the app 'know' how they should be treated.

  19. Re: Serious lack of white midgets in NBA! on Silicon Valley Still Wrestling With Diversity Issues · · Score: 1

    They probably shop at the same top universities for them too or how ever college ball works in The States

  20. Re: Top Universities on Silicon Valley Still Wrestling With Diversity Issues · · Score: 1

    It's white and Asian males all the way down.

  21. Re: Unchanging UIs? Not just for old people on How Bad User Interfaces Can Ruin Lives · · Score: 1

    I don't recall "CTRL + Enter" moving recently.

  22. Funny a month ago on Hacking Team Hacked, Attackers Grab 400GB of Internal Data · · Score: 1
  23. Re: Kickstarter campaign to fix the overlord probl on SourceForge Suspends Independent Project Mirroring · · Score: 1

    I don't trust it... I don't recognize that HTTPS protocol they are using.

  24. Soo on Google Expands Security Rewards To Bugs In Android Devices · · Score: 1

    Sooo. Google has a bounty program for discovering vulnerabilities. The government will put a bounty on you if you discover a vulnerability.