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  1. Quit horsing around! on Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dolphins are mammals, not fish. If you're going to monkey around with species-related puns, at least stick to the same class of vertebrates. This has been the giant elephant in the room throughout this thread.

  2. Noisy employers? on Record Labels Release Software To Combat Piracy · · Score: 1

    I guess if you work for Microsoft your employer can be pretty noisy.

  3. Re:All this company has going for them... on Nabaztag the WiFi Bunny · · Score: 1
    There's got to be something better you can do with a 95-euro, 23-cm tall, talking, WiFi enabled, suspiciously Pokemon-esque talking bunny.

    Can they make it flutter its eyelids?

  4. I'd like to try this too on Record Labels Release Software To Combat Piracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone have a .torrent link so I can download a pirated copy of the software?

  5. Re:social pressure and free speech on Blogging as Press Freedom in Repressive Places · · Score: 1
    I'm not calling him an idiot; I am defending free speech. My point was if you say idioting things in a free country someone else has the freedom to call you on it. The fact that what he said was idiotic is obvious to me and anyone else with a clue but it is simply not my point here. My point is that free speech gives you the right to say stupid things but it also gives others the right to point out their stupidity.

    As far as the content of the statement, do some research yourself if you don't think the point is ignorant. I'm not here to educate you and I'm not "offended" by the fact that someone else says idiotic things.

  6. Re:A quick note on Practical Exploits of Broken MD5 Algorithm · · Score: 2, Funny
    you can't actually take a random RPM and turn it into an evil RPM

    Sure you can; all you need to do is set the evil bit.

  7. Re:So if you need a freely available hash algorith on Practical Exploits of Broken MD5 Algorithm · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...better use Tiger

    Once again, OSX proves to be more secure!

    *ducks*

  8. Re:STUNNED! on KDE Running on Mac OS X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's pretty bad. I had KDE running on my OS X system back under 10.2; how is it news now? For a while I was just logging in to >console and starting kde so there was no OS X -- but I came to my senses and now I use OS X exclusively. Either way though it's not news -- this artiKle is Komplete Krap.

  9. Re:CTRL-H Defined on The Quintessential Sentry Gun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, UNIX 101 was not over for the day...

  10. great idea! on Blogging as Press Freedom in Repressive Places · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then you don't have to worry about anyone actually reading your blog.

  11. social pressure and free speech on Blogging as Press Freedom in Repressive Places · · Score: 1
    One sentence like say, "ISLAM is NOT a religion of Peace, rather it is a Hatemongering, terrorist breeding religion bent upon bringing the whole world under its tyranny" won't perhaps bring the gestapo to the doors, but will sure bring more severe consequences from the politically correct crowd

    If by "severe consequences" you mean someone with a clue will tell you that your statement is false, ignorant, and idiotic, then you're right. And that's exactly the point of freedom of speech - it is not just about the freedom for any old idiot to say whatever the fuck they want but also the freedom but about stimulating vibrant political deliberation. The theory is that rather than repressing speech that is false or hateful or obscene, the proper response is *more speech* -- e.g., someone with a clue telling you you're full of shit. So when you say stupid things, and somebody tells you that you're being an idiot, don't whine that they are violating your free speech. They are simply exercising theirs.

  12. Re:We need this here in Jesusland on Blogging as Press Freedom in Repressive Places · · Score: 1
    wake me up when we've got our own Falun Gong problem here.

    Oh don't worry... we'll take care of them heathen religious nuts if they ever show up here... Remember what we did when we had that little Branch Davidian problem here? We sure showed them....

    Wait a minute - what did you mean?

  13. Re:Well, then... on Wireless Devices Could Foil Hijack Attempts · · Score: 1
    D) STAB

    Actually, it is fstab that you want to edit in order to takie care of your filesystem, not dstab. Wait a minute - what are we talking about again?

    That's it - no more tequila in the office. For real this time.

  14. Once that happens on TeraGrid Gets an Upgrade · · Score: 1

    The TeraGrids have already won.

  15. No it's not on IBM Thinkpads now in Titanium · · Score: 1

    According to what I've read, titanium cases like this are actually inflammable, so there should be no problem.

  16. Don't you get it? on IBM Thinkpads now in Titanium · · Score: 1
    This is big news! IBM hardware design is finally catching up with the innovation at Apple!

    circa January 2001, that is...

  17. hi turdblossom on Diebold Insider Comments on Voting System Flaw · · Score: 1
    Hey, Karl -

    Quit posting to slashdot and get back to work!!

    -W.

  18. Re:Honestly on Wikipedia's New Archnemesis · · Score: 1

    Things like this do happen, but I suspect it is far more likely that academics like your friend are too personally invested in their own writing and hate to see it cut by editors. There are good reasons to have editors. It is quite possible - and far more common - for editors to reign in excessively long-winded academics from going on and on than it is for them to refuse to correct inaccuracies. I seriously doubt in this case that the editors of Brittanica would refuse to correct an inaccuracy that was spelled out clearly for them; it seems more likely that either your friend was exaggerating the extent of the editorial changes or that he was unclear in explaining why those changes had led to inaccuracies. And I say this as an academic myself, not an editor. I've often seen my own work butchered by editors but after enough time passes for me to have distance from my own work I have generally agreed with most of their changes and suggestions.

  19. Easy, fella... on The Slurpee at 40 · · Score: 2, Funny

    An all-syrup Super Squishy? Oh, s-s-such a thing has never been done.

  20. Disgusting slurpee flavors on The Slurpee at 40 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Perhaps you'd like to try an experimental flavour of my own concoction. A delicious chutney squishy...You can really tasted the chutney!"
    --Apu

  21. MDI Interface? on A Gimp In Photoshop's Clothing · · Score: 1

    Maybe you can purchase such an interface with money you get from the ATM Machine using your PIN Number.

  22. Re:Bad joke ahead on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 1
    Cue joke about "CAT...

    Did you say something about :CueCat jokes? Let me dig into the archive here; I think I can find a few....

  23. Re:Publicity stunt on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Considering the amount of inhumanity that goes on in the oil industry - including the protection and support by oil companies of murderous and repressive governments in oil producing countries - it is not too far a stretch to say that we already are filling our tanks with human remains. I'm not the first to have this thought.....

  24. Oh come on on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are already plenty of great uses for cats.

  25. Excellent news! on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: -1, Troll
    Since they say that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten...

    fuck it, finish the joke yourself, perv.