Slashdot Mirror


User: faqmaster

faqmaster's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
116
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 116

  1. Effective DRM on EFF and Sony Disclose New DRM Security Hole · · Score: 5, Funny

    Root kits, Serial Copy Management, Macrovision, Content Protection for Prerecorded Media, Advanced Access Content System, blah, blah, blah. The most effective DRM is for the lables to continue to put out crappy music. Eventually we'll all find something better to listen to.

  2. Whatever It Takes on Is the Cyberterror Threat Credible? · · Score: 1

    Do whatever needs to be done. But keep the pr0n flowing.

  3. Re:Weird on Time Warner To Be Split Into Four Parts? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seems to be a natural cycle - intergrate, disintegrate. At an abstract level (the level that the board members or uber-investors look at) the four areas mentioned in the writeup look like they have a lot in common and would benefit from integration. So someone puts them all together by talking up this thing called synergy. Only then do they see that the specific methods that each of those entities use to implement their functions are very different and in some cases incompatible.

    I mean, if you didn't know anything about how each of those areas worked, it would seem logical to think there's a natural flow from production to distribution to access (and news reporting is just a specialized version of that whole process). But, there's a reason Wal-Mart doesn't manufacture anything, and there's a reason that factories in China don't have retail stores here in the US.

  4. No Reboot on Vista To Be Updated Without Reboots · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is no reboot, just a breif BSOD, then you're back at teh login screen.

  5. US Govt At Your Service! on Researchers Want Right to Bypass Protected Spyware · · Score: 2, Funny

    Researchers: "Give us the right to bypass protected spyware!"

    U.S. Copyright Office: "No problem. That'll be $10,000,000; small, non-sequential bills, please."

  6. Investing Full On on 2005 The Turning Point For Online Ads · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Investing full-on" == the return of pop ups. I've noticed more and more pop ups, not in independet windows, but as CSS overlays. Annoying as hell. Plus, it seems every page now has full-motion 30 fps quarter-page Flash movies. The return of the bad-old-days.

  7. Translucent Databases on Cryptography in the Database · · Score: 1

    Another excellent resource on this theme is Translucent Databases by Peter Wayner.

  8. Land Again? on Hayabusa Probe Lands on Asteroid After All · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't know why they think they can land it again. Once you're voted off the asteroid, that's it - you go home.

  9. Filthy! on Movies in Fifteen Minutes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nothing beats the Filthy Critic!

  10. Speak Clearly on Computer Translator Ready for Testing in Iraq · · Score: 1

    "I'm sorry sir, the computer didn't hear you. Please speak clearly into the barrel."

  11. Not So Fast on Ancient 'Godzilla' Crocodile Discovered · · Score: 0

    Everyone who says this croc wasn't that big, hold on a second. If you'd read the article you would have learned that it was not only four meters long, but it also had A FRICKIN' LASER BEAM on its head.

  12. I wanna on Mac OS X x86 Put To The Test · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I want to buy OSX x86 on an AMD64 x2 from Dell.

    "Dude, Hell froze over!"

  13. Who is James Gallt? on OpenDocument Gains New Fans · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who is James Gallt? Him? Why he's the associate director for the National Association of State Chief Information Officers.

    Oh, JOHN Galt. John Galt. It's, "Who is John Galt?"

  14. "Linux-Related Software?" on IBM And Sony Form Linux Alliance · · Score: 1

    I've read through it but it doesn't seem too clear. If I take the guts of some Linux sub-system which is covered by this group's patents and dump it into my version of Plan9 or onto a ROM for my Super Happy Fun Robot toy and make a ga-jillion dollars off it, they won't sue me? Or they will sue me because it's not related to Linux?

    If the former, then good, I guess. If the latter, then I'm not so sure it's such a good idea. If it's the latter then it would just be the Linux patent bully.

  15. Two Classes Missing on Review: City of Villains · · Score: 1

    There are two character classes missing: The Evil Software Empire Overlord; and Rat-Bastard Movie/Recording Industry Puppet Master. Without these two villian types Slashdot will not be interested.

  16. Support for Wikis on Ubuntu Receives IBM DB2 Certification · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now all we need is to get Wiki support for DB2 on Amiga.

  17. A Monkey's Uncle! on Kansas Board of Ed. Adopts Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    The more they deny descending from monkeys, the more they start acting like them.

  18. SCO Has to Ask Now on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: 1

    SCO has to ask for the 2.7 kernel now, because they won't be around when it finally does come out. If there is justice Darl will be in prison, where he can take time to think about what he has done. When 2.7 comes out I plan on sending him a printed out copy of the source so he'll have some reading material.

  19. Re:The fade goes away on Programming and Dieting? · · Score: 1

    Regular exercise will also help normalize your blood sugar and avoid the highs and lows.

  20. Re:I patent the love scene on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1

    For a regular Slashdot reader that would qualify as original and non-obvious.

  21. I/O Bound via DP on Intel Lindenhurst Xeon DP Platform Discussion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yep, I'd say that if both her input and her output are busy, she's DP.*

    *See, kids? This is why you should avoid too much pr0n, it just totally warps your mind.

  22. Am I Hot or Not? on Elect NoSoftwarePatents as European Of The Year · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is the GPL version of Hot or Not?

  23. In Korea on Microsoft Threatens To Withdraw Windows in S.Korea · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only old people use Windows in Korea.

  24. vi on Linux Commands, Editors, & Shell Programming · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    vi is better

  25. Remote Control? on Remote Control for Humans? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We should get the whole 'local control' thing down first.

    ---
    Aria Giovanni for President!