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  1. The probing on Researchers Determine What Makes Software Developers Unhappy (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    I bet having head shaved by researchers and electrodes embedded in brain, came pretty high on the list?

  2. ZX80 1k ram on Ask Slashdot: What Was Your First Home Computer? · · Score: 1

    A Sinclair ZX80 bare-bones with 1k ram.

    The cassette deck in my boombox as mass storage, and the family living-room TV as screen, via the antenna.

    I had to upgrade to 16k Ram pretty soon, at the same cost as the whole computer.
    It turned out 1k wasn't enough to trace half an outline of Sweden, when i tried to do one of those fancy computer-map thingies I had seen in movies.

    This was in 1982.

    The ZX81 came out a couple of months later.
    That one could show an image and run a loop at the same tiime...

  3. Blinking Cursor ...
    + scanning your drives for nude pix to post online, and vacation videos to insert commercials into.

  4. Nothing like good old shell-commands to get things done fast and efficient.
    Who needs GUIs, with their ugly label's and noobish warning popups?

  5. if ($wordpress = $secure){
            $nukes_armed = true;
            echo "Welcome mr president!",
    }

  6. Cars should go to jail for cheating on tests,
    not our honorable corporate citizens who are just out there doing their best for us all.

  7. Finally! on NASA Scientist Revive 10,000-Year-Old Microorganisms (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Why should those dinosaurs have all the fun?!

  8. Re:it’s fuckwits all the way down on Attacks On WordPress Sites Intensify As Hackers Deface Over 1.5 Million Pages (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    APi, with a small i ?

    Take out their families!

  9. Re:Make America great again! on How UPS Trucks Saved Millions of Dollars By Eliminating Left Turns (ndtv.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah!

    And after a while even the screaming will stop, and everything will be perfect.

    What where those people on about anyway?
    "Help, help, I'm drowning!!!"?
    I checked, and I wasn't wet at all.

  10. Should be pretty easy to program this function properly.
    How about, for example, making sure the filled in elements are 100% visible to the user?

  11. Click-whores gets fucked in the ass, after they die.
    The rest of us go to heaven.

  12. Better have some mighty current limiters installed, if Americans are going to walk on them.

  13. Palin 2020 on Atlas V Rocket Launches Sharp-Eyed Earth-Observing Satellite (space.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Time for some real hopey changey thing!

  14. News...? on No One Wants To Buy Twitter (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    How are tweets "news"?
    If tweets are news, then every public toiletwall is a news service.

  15. What... on Apple Patents a Paper Bag (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Whats in the bag?

    Whats in the bag?

    Whats in the bag?!!!

    Whats... in... the.... bag?

    WHATS

    IN

    THE

    BAG

    ?
    ?
    ?

  16. 1.) People get cancer
    2,) ?
    3,) No more cancer. ....aaaaaaand SOLVE!
    *throws switch*

  17. Because... on Ask Slashdot: Why Aren't Techies Improving The World? · · Score: 1

    all your requirement specifications specifically asked for "MOOAR KILLINGPOWERRRR!!!!"

  18. Shut it down, shut it ALL down! on Group Wants To Shut Down Tor For a Day On September 1 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    Also, all power plants that can be suspected to supply power to computers running TOR, should be shut down.
    Just until we can find out what the hell is going on, and not a day longer.

    Also, all public transportation that can suspected to be used by people using computers running TOR, should be shut down.
    Just until we can find out what the hell is going on, and not a day longer.

    Also, all breathing air that can suspected to be used by people using computers running TOR, should be pumped out.
    Just until we can find out what the hell is going on, and not a day longer.

  19. But on the other hand... on 'SingularDTV' Will Use Ethereum For DRM On A Sci-Fi TV Show (rocknerd.co.uk) · · Score: 1, Insightful

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  20. Re:Not on mobile as of the writing. on One Billion Monitors Vulnerable to Hijacking and Spying (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah!
    You know who also liked well designed interfaces and proper usability and attention to detail?
    HITLER!

  21. Re: I love the brave new world I exist in on Google Wi-Fi Kiosks in New York Promise No Privacy, 'Can Collect Anything' (observer.com) · · Score: 1

    Also, if some dumb bastard decides to slander president Trumps dick-size using google's booth they'll be able to pull up their picture and give it to the cops.

  22. Opt out = spam on Dark Patterns Across the Web Are Designed To Trick You · · Score: 1

    I have a strict rule to never ever F ever sign up for any newsletters or mailing-lists, or anything like that

    So if i ever receive anything like that, that means its from ass-hats/creeps/criminals.

    I always report them as spammers/malware if available, and block permanently.

    I don't care if its from kittens4cancerchildren,
    sign me up for something i never asked for, and you are on my kill-list.

  23. The singularity is near. on SwiftKey Bug Leaked Email Addresses, Phone Numbers To Strangers (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    After the singularity, there will be only one password database, shared by all lifeforms in the universe.
    And that will be that!

  24. Money.

  25. Re:Who is Kurzweil? Why should I care? on Kurzweil Argues Technology Improves The World, Compares DNA to Code (geekwire.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who are you to ask us that question?
    Who are you, and why should we care?
    What is the point, why are we here?