That's right! You better hire me, you snot-nosed little bastards! I've got backup-disks laying around that are older that your little company! Speak up son, and don't put any of that candy-ass crap in my coffee! Why don't you have any god-damned real chairs here?
I have never heard of it either, Looks like another one of those new trendy things that let people who cant program think they can program.
- Just type blipetyblop., and you will have a complete system up and running. - Oh cool, my boss will be pleased! - Now type blippty-format-c-blop - Okidoki...
Oh no, turns out the blipetyblop-framework has a vulnerability!
Well I for one, am fully willing to hand over the entire contents of not just my browsing history, but ALL of my ram-disk to anyone in authority who come knocking. Ill get that zipped up for you right now, just as soon as it has finished booting.
By that follows that we are at the bottom of infinite layers of virtualization.
Because what goes for us, also goes for the people upstairs, and their creators, etc.
We at least know we are are the very ass-end of whatever high pile it might be, because we have no universe in a box here yet.
And if there are infinite layers, what are the chances that NONE of those jokers upstream haven't accidentally unplugged/crashed/whatever their stuff yet?
Zero right, because shit happens.
Therefore; we are not virtual.
Do you have curtains or blinds on your windows?
What do you have to hide?
Do you put on clothes, even if the weather is warm?
What do you have to hide?
Do you have a lock on your door?
What do you have to hide?
What is that, a neckbeard?
What do you have to hide?
What do you have to hide?
What do you have to hide?
What do you have to hide?
What do you have to hide?
What do you have to hide?
Slashdot Mirror
Hackers can turn your home computer into a (nukelar) BOMB ...& blow your planet into smithereens!
Your funds & civil rights have been temporarily frozen,
just until we can figure out whats going on.
...and it has a very professional publicity department too.
And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be clicking the same bait.
Deporting all religious people, you mean?
Put them all in Jesus-land, aka USA.
Then nuke the whole lot from orbit.
Its the only way to make sure.
In this house we make up our own laws of thermodynamics!
Why hasn't anyone shot that piece of shit in the head yet?
You know there must be dozens of people around him that knows it must be done.
So not to bright, AND doesn't have "street-smarts"?
Well, should you at least need to have a decent EQ to get a license?
That's right!
You better hire me, you snot-nosed little bastards!
I've got backup-disks laying around that are older that your little company!
Speak up son, and don't put any of that candy-ass crap in my coffee!
Why don't you have any god-damned real chairs here?
pilot ---> =)->- (==8 ((--- rokcet ship
Proof NASA owes me beeelions!
So the vulnerability, is that people who put unknown code in their systems sometimes gets screwed?
Well, we better fix that then.
I have never heard of it either,
Looks like another one of those new trendy things that let people who cant program think they can program.
- Just type blipetyblop., and you will have a complete system up and running.
- Oh cool, my boss will be pleased!
- Now type blippty-format-c-blop
- Okidoki...
Oh no, turns out the blipetyblop-framework has a vulnerability!
Made with people, for people, by robots.
Yeah!
Damn hipsters with their SD-cards.
Get a shave, and smaller on-board storage, damn hipsters!
Well I for one, am fully willing to hand over the entire contents of not just my browsing history, but ALL of my ram-disk to anyone in authority who come knocking.
Ill get that zipped up for you right now, just as soon as it has finished booting.
But maybe the other countries has street smarts, or a really high EQ?
Attention:
The woods are lovely dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Get your hands off my junk!
So cancer is just natures way to create the perfect healthy chernobylian chain smoking asbestos worker?
By that follows that we are at the bottom of infinite layers of virtualization. Because what goes for us, also goes for the people upstairs, and their creators, etc. We at least know we are are the very ass-end of whatever high pile it might be, because we have no universe in a box here yet. And if there are infinite layers, what are the chances that NONE of those jokers upstream haven't accidentally unplugged/crashed/whatever their stuff yet? Zero right, because shit happens. Therefore; we are not virtual.
In Soviet-Russia, something something, trolls YOU!
Unconverted human detected!!! http://movieboozer.com/wp-cont...
Do you have curtains or blinds on your windows? What do you have to hide? Do you put on clothes, even if the weather is warm? What do you have to hide? Do you have a lock on your door? What do you have to hide? What is that, a neckbeard? What do you have to hide? What do you have to hide? What do you have to hide? What do you have to hide? What do you have to hide? What do you have to hide?
CAKE and tequila for dinner today!
To be fair, 50 of those are laxatives, to dislodge the log-jam from the other 50 pills.