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  1. Dictators... on Study Suggests There's No Limit On Longevity (smithsonianmag.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh PLEASE let Donald, Vlad, Kim, and all the other assholes die well before the cure for aging is rolled out.
    Can you Imagine having those monsters around for all eternity?

  2. Heil to the chimp on GitHub, Medium Remove Public ICE Employee Data Repository (obsceneworks.com) · · Score: 1

    Anther day in GAR
    (Greater American Reich)

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dg...

  3. What the hell do they mean by "If We Are Stupid Enough"?

    Surely who ever is president at that time, will stop it?

    With big beautiful paper towels, or toilet-water, or something.

  4. Improved fail-safe swat's on Two Teenaged Gamers Plead 'Not Guilty' For Fatal Kansas Swatting Death (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there should be a small radio-controlled explosive mounted around the neck of all cops.
    That way you could send out an emergency auto-destruct command, in case you deploy them in the wrong direction by mistake.

    blink
      [ CANCEL MISSION ]
    blink

  5. The words:
    "Cookie" & "Consent"
    Those words has lost all meaning now.
    Burn them, and piss on the ashes!

    Oh, and:
    "Policy"

  6. Re:Elon Musk on Elon Musk Confirms Tesla Pickup Truck Coming 'After Model Y' (electrek.co) · · Score: 2

    Fun fact

    The only person confirmed not worse than Hitler:
    Hitler!

  7. Re:Tripp tripp trippin balls, Tripp tripp trippin on Driverless Cars Could Make Transportation Free for Everyone -- With a Catch (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    Hmm, that's a weird auto-correct...

  8. Tripp tripp trippin balls, Tripp tripp trippin bal on Driverless Cars Could Make Transportation Free for Everyone -- With a Catch (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    ..and you have to listen to commercial jingles on full balls, all... the... F... way!

    Buy Johnson's earplugs for your next trip, guaranteed to block all sound.

  9. Apple + usability on Ask Slashdot: What's The Worst IT-Related Joke You've Ever Heard? · · Score: 1

    1st price:

    - Apple really knows usability, you should keep an eye on them and do what they do.

    Strong runner up:

    - Google really knows usability, you should keep an eye on them and do what they do.
     

  10. STAN BUCKS on An Ethereum Startup Just Vanished After People Invested $374K (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    It's Money!

  11. Off topic on Slashdot Asks: Have You Switched To Firefox 57? · · Score: 1

    Has anyone here tried Coca Colas new non-cola flavored cola?
    Personally I didn't like it, there are plenty of plain orange sodas already, I think
    but fortunately they will keep selling the old one another 6 months.

    Progress marches on...

  12. Also... on 'Daylight Savings' Is Grammatically Incorrect (qz.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whats the deal with "man-holes"?

  13. ARRRK BLAAARKK GARRRRK! on Star Trek: Discovery Is Returning For a Second Season (engadget.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    As overrated as it is overexposed and oversaturated.

  14. A *** Hole Has Opened Up *** ? on A Giant, Mysterious Hole Has Opened Up In Antarctica (vice.com) · · Score: 0

    There is a Trump tower in Antarctica now?

  15. Re:All apps suck anyway on Appocalypse Now - How iOS11 Will Kill Some Of Your Favourite iPhone Apps (independent.ie) · · Score: 1

    Correctamundation:
    I say, disable anything [filtered smaller-than-sign] 65-bit.

  16. Fuck'em all.
    I say, disable anything 65-bit.

  17. Easy!

    Just use the Disk inside a regular 5 1/4 Floppy .

    If you don't have one handy, use a 8" one instead.

  18. Re:Obligatory Spaceballs on Ask Slashdot: Is Password Masking On Its Way Out? · · Score: 1

    T-R-M-U-P

  19. Re:Never heard of them... on George A. Romero, Martin Landau Both Died This Weekend (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    How will cancer get cured, if you interrupt your work to post on /. all the time?

  20. Samsung + Musk on Elon Musk Promises World's Biggest Lithium Ion Battery To Australia (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    I hear Samsung is considering putting it in their next phablet.
    Perfect fro those long boring flights across the ocean, when you're just dying for some entertainment right there in your seat.

  21. *faaaart* on The App Economy Will Be Worth $6 Trillion in Five Years (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    Money, please!

  22. Better stock up on some soooooooooooodium!

  23. Re:Missed opportunity on BBC Technical Glitch Leaves TV Presenter In Silence (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
    Sorry about that.

  24. Revolutionary! on The Next iPhone Will Have Wireless Charging, Says Apple Supplier (9to5mac.com) · · Score: 1

    Oooh, whats next?
    Some kind of magic connector, that when you plug it in to a computer allows you to drag and drop files directly into the device?

    Some kind of futuristic transparent material, like regular window-glass but that doesn't break immediately if you drop it?
    Like some kind of magic diamond goblet?
    And the whole phone is covered by it, instead of regular window-glass?

  25. Whaat? Oh noo! on How Scratch Is Feeding Hacker Values into Young Minds (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    Wont someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!!!