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  1. Whaaaaaaat? on Popular Dark Web Market Disappears, Users Migrate In Panic (vice.com) · · Score: 0

    Oh nooooooooooe....

  2. If you wish to make an Scarlett Johansson robot from scratch, you must first invent the universe. And i don't think he did.

  3. Re:Sweden gets what they deserve on Unprecedented DDoS Attack At Swedish Government, Media Outlets (www.dn.se) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, the papers that were targeted had mostly Assange-positive articles. And The current regime in the Kremlin, are those that has been yelling the loudest about how we all deserve to die for standing up to their ministry of lies. Fuck Putin! Sincerely, Sweden

  4. Is that Tom Cruise, sitting next to John Stewart?

  5. Re:I don't. on The Best Ways To Simplify Your Code? (dice.com) · · Score: 2

    Oh, and don't forget to always tell everyone how much being a dev sucks. Put a big "BIG SNAKES INSIDE!"-sign up on the tree-house,to keep new kids out.

  6. Re:Sunk cost fallacy on Faraday Future Selects Las Vegas As Home For $1B Electric Car Factory (autoblog.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah! Cars will never catch on. Get a horse, dummy!

  7. Turns out the "pilot" was a corpse stolen from a morgue. And it was remotely controlled by the gay nazi pro-euro mafia! And also, it was never even shot down, and never existed! All lies by the European union.

  8. Slice'n'greet on The Dawn of the Robotic Chef (robohub.org) · · Score: 2

    If you cant stand the clamps, get out of the kitchen.

  9. Why didn't he read the sign on the side of the tree-house?

  10. Asking for it on Chinese Company To Sell Genetically Modified Micro Pigs as Pets (abc.net.au) · · Score: 1

    I hear the the model will be human-sized, and only have 2 nipples.

  11. Hmm, what is a "server", and what does it "do"?

  12. You get the gasoline, Ill get the shovel!

  13. BumFi on Cities Wasting Millions of Taxpayer's Money In Failed IoT Pilots · · Score: 1

    There goes my plan to sell them my system that turns homeless people into wifi-hotspots. At least they already payed for the tweeting trash-cans.

  14. Re:What the fuck is the summary saying?! on London Deploys Cycle Superhighways Despite "Old Men In Limos" · · Score: 1

    Clearly this wont stand! You hold down who ever wrote that, and ill kick him/her in the head. And then we switch places. Grammar matters!

  15. medium.com == SHIT on The Web We Have To Save · · Score: 0

    Im not reading shit on that useless POS site. medium.com represents everything that's wrong with todays kiddie-design. Fuck that site, and everyone who post there.

  16. 5... 4....3... on Robots Must Be Designed To Be Compassionate, Says SoftBank CEO · · Score: 1

    Yeah good luck with that. To all of us.

  17. Big on Scientology Group Urged Veto of Mental Health Bill · · Score: 0

    surprice.

  18. lusers on Brazilian Evangelicals Set Up a "Sin Free" Version of Facebook · · Score: 1

    Religious people have failed at life.

  19. looking for nothing in all th wrong places on Bitcoin Snafu Causes Miners To Generate Invalid Blocks · · Score: 1

    I cant believe they wasted all that energy digging holes and filling them again, ....in the wrong place!

  20. Re:Will these phones run FirefoxOS? on Turing Near Ready To Ship World's First Liquid Metal Android Smartphone · · Score: 1

    Yeah! And will phones made out of Liquid Metal have a USB connector, like those made out of non Liquid Metal ? If not, i don't think Liquid Metal will be very popular.

  21. Re:that's it...thanks on How IKEA Patched Shellshock · · Score: 1

    If tugboats were bigger, they could be the boats that tugboats tug.

  22. Cool URLs vs Uncool Companies on YouTube Algorithm Can Decide Your Channel URL Now Belongs To Someone Else · · Score: 2

    Cool URLs never change. Yet another part of the Internet, that Google just don't get. Remember when they bought DejaNews, and proceeded to break every single URL on the web that lead to news-postings? Fuck noobs that break the web.

  23. What about the rumors that Putin is a animatronic doll controlled by the Soviet underground Nazi-party? Where is the international investigation for that? I'm not saying that the lack of an investigation, points to a greater conspiracy. But it couldn't hurt to finally get an end to this controversy, right?

  24. MidasNet on Aura: Harnessing the Power of IoT Devices For Distributed Computing · · Score: 1

    Everyday we could all send one dollar to one new person, until were all billionaires!

  25. Up, up, and *file not found* on Missing Files Blamed For Deadly A400M Crash · · Score: 1

    Crashing in [30] seconds. Press OK, to crash now.